Joe's found the girl that's gonna make him happy im so happy for him ❤️ I have never seen him this happy 💕 him and dianne were definitely made for each other
9:50 dianne: have you got a receding hairline as well? joe: no I haven't! shut up! ... that's hairline shaming! that's such a couple-like conversation lol!
I’m 35, and likely wayyy too old to be having an opinion on the personal lives of strangers from the internet, but oh my GOD you two are just absolutely fucking delightful together. It’s sincerely a joy to see.
Who else has been waiting since he said on his Instagram. I have been refreshing since he posted it Edit: I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MANY LIKES! Thank you so much😊
You and Dianne are a perfect match regarding the way you "care" for each other. You scare her half to death and Dianne gives you "a facial" that make you scream, if that isn't love I don't know what is..
So you can replay the best moments: 5:13 - Joe makes Dianne jump and she screams 6:05- the whole cuteness of Dianne hugging and kissing Joe and their cute chat about whose gunna cook 8:40- the handcuffs😂😂
After 6 o’clock came and went I wasn’t expecting a vlog.... so happy there is ! Hehe 😍😍❤️💕 Edit: omg 6:07 😭😭😍 OMG THE AMOUNT OF TIMES DIANNE KISSED JOES HEAD 😩😍💕
Joe earthworming so Dianne couldn't see him was hilarious. You got her so good, Joe!! Favorite quote of the vlog, "Let's make it bleed a bit more." Lol!
8:44 "WAIT DO YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS?" hahahahahah go on Joe! Seriously though this was the funniest vlog ever...New "hands up" compilation coming soon lol
I’m completely honoured that I met joe and Dianne on the Strictly tour in Birmingham! Joe if ur reading this, which you’re probably not, sorry for being such a nervous idiot 😂 also thank you for always providing entertaining, frequent content- it’s helped me through some rough times in the past 🙂 you’re an absolute legend x
Clicked as soon as I got the notification, I love ur content Joe and ur my fav youtuber. I’m so happy that u and Dianne found each other ❤️ Joanne for eva 🚢❤️ I’m from the UK and I live in Burnham-on-Sea near Bristol, I visit Chippenham 3 times a year to see friends and it’s cool that I live close to where u and Zoe grew up ❤️❤️
joe: buys her an iphone
dianne: violently attacks his face
It’s the best way of saying Thank you, haven’t you heard?
She did do it wearing that black number though. Evens out the pain
“oooh i made you bleed!! cool!!!” so happy about it 😂
Her screaming should be the new ringtone!😂😂
You know that iPhone is because Joe's been cut off from a facetime by low battery once too many times lol
Joe: 'Then why are you crying?'
Dianne: ‘I'm not crying'
Joe: ‘Then why am I crying?'
These two do crack me up!
Instablaster
THIS IS THE “GIRLFRIEND VS SISTER” PETITION FOR HIS MAIN CHANNEL😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Jasmine Morris04 where do I sign
Omg yessss
Charlotte
YESSSSSSSSSS
Or what about real sister Vs strictly sister 😂😂😂❤️❤️
Dianne’s scream and then him sliding down the sofa really got me😂😭😭😭😂😭😂
Life At Brinsley when did he slide down the sofa?
Amy Cucumber 4:15😂😂
Life At Brinsley oh 😂
Amy Cucumber am crying😂😭😂
I literally cried laughing 😂😂😂
Joe and Dianne attacking each other for 12 minutes straight
Yes yes yes
are they living together?
Probably
Caitlin Brennan
Yeah they said it on one of there tour vlogs
@@georgialison they indirectly said it but it was in his lady gaga room vlog
Joe's found the girl that's gonna make him happy im so happy for him ❤️ I have never seen him this happy 💕 him and dianne were definitely made for each other
Cut to Joe screaming because of her facial procedure
I don't think so ?! Idk why it just he acts different
@@lilypaulley6727 he isn't acting different...he's still his weird, funny self
@@lilypaulley6727 he doesn't act different he's just happier
It was gonna happen... It was just a matter of time. ☺️
Dianne: “you’re bleeding..”
Joe: “why would you do that to me?”
Dianne: “Let’s make it bleed more!”
😂😂😂
Dianne kissing Joe's head is the cutest thing ever
“Let’s make it bleed a bit more” HAHAHAH dianne makes my life complete 😂
Mine too
That is probably one of the best jump scares Joe has ever done and he's done A LOT!
Joes found the girl of his dreams their relationship will kill me one day 😭😍💕
xox Constance xox it already has killed me
xox Constance xox same omggg
xox Constance xox bloody hell kylie your getting famous😂💓x
EllaJ Stevens woah 😂💓
Ellessy Jade same but I seem to still be alive 👀🤧
Those kisses melt my heart😍❤️💋😍😘💋
Marija Nikolovska 69th like. ITS A SIGN
Joanne just keeps getting cuter!
Joe laughing like this reminds me of when him, Zoe and Alfie did those gold face masks!!!
hands up if you STILL are waiting for the “girlfriend vs sister” notification🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
char ✋🏻
🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️
🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽
🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
🤚
Joe ‘Oh does it stop the sag’
Diane ‘umm yh’
Joe ‘oh crack on’
😂😂😂😂👍👍
“Joe Sugg being a whiny baby for 5 minutes” 😂😂😂
C Chapman it hurts if u don't know wut good it is doing
I love Dianne, hands up if you are always excited when you see her in the thumbnail
🙋🙋
“Wait do you have handcuffs?!” *Joe gets way too excited*
When was that?? 😂
@Betsy Mills thanks so much x
Joe: * has one jelly shot"
Joe for the rest of the day : " i'm drunk! I had one shot! I'm drunk" 😂😂😂😂
A shot he spat back out as well 😂😂
Though we’ve all actually seen him drunk before in the zalfie bed. 😂😂
9:50 dianne: have you got a receding hairline as well?
joe: no I haven't! shut up! ... that's hairline shaming!
that's such a couple-like conversation lol!
I love that they are adopting each others' lingo. It made me happy to hear Joe say "Happy as Larry" because that is such a Dianne thing to say!
I think dianne should do your makeup with your new guy liner :)
I’m 35, and likely wayyy too old to be having an opinion on the personal lives of strangers from the internet, but oh my GOD you two are just absolutely fucking delightful together. It’s sincerely a joy to see.
A Joanne video is all I need!
•••••••••••••••~~~~~~~~~~~
Anyone else?
Meeeeee
They suit each other so well you can tell how comfortable they are together it’s supremely cute how loving they are and how funny they are together
Dianne: I’m gonna handcuff them
Joe: You don’t have hand cuffs...DO YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS?!
*I’m dead* 😂
I have never seen someone move as fast as joe when dianne came home 😂😂 lightning mcqueening out here
Dianne looked like she was abusing you on your Instagram story phaha
Joe abuse
When?? Xx
@@bessieburnet9816 the worst kind of abuse
Note to self: never abuse a Joe
@@luxxltyd Worse than Dianne abuse?
@@bessieburnet9816 alright.
Joe abuse: the second worst kind of abuse
Note to self: never abuse a Dianne
They are such youtubers! The first thing they notice in the spaceship table thing is that there are no USB sockets 😂
Alright Joseph calm down
“You don’t have handcuffs do you”
It’s thatcherjoe not fifty shades 🤦🏼♀️
Literally died 😂😂
Codi Poyner the look of excitement on Joes face at the thought of handcuffs 😂😂
Fifty Shades of Sugg 😂
Dianne was wearing lingerie 🤣🤣 xx
Ha ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You two are so bloody funny, seriously, the best comedy duo out there.
Hands up if you love it when Joe titles his video as girlfriend 🙋
Hand up 🙋
When Dianne kissed joes head my heart melted these two really are made for each other xx
Dianne scream was the best thing ever
She's so happy and that makes me so happy!
Joe is such a softie he basically let's Dianne do whatever she wants to him😂💕 it's adorable
these 2 are just so cute. literally laughed for 8 mins solid once Dianne appeared in the vlog.
Joe don’t think we didn’t see that cheeky little jump cut at 6:06 when Dianne was leaning in 🤔😏
Dianne: oh I made you bleed
Joe: wait, really?
Dianne: COOOOOOOLLLL
“I’m so drunk.... I stubbed my toe and everything” 🤣
Joe has found his dream girl❤️I’ve never seen him so happy💜he’s smiling way more xxxx
Who else has been waiting since he said on his Instagram. I have been refreshing since he posted it
Edit: I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MANY LIKES! Thank you so much😊
Me!!!!
Actually me
Omg her scream😂❤️headphone user warning
I clicked as fast as you danced your quickstep😄❤️
Omg. Joe is such a gentleman. I want that exact phone. The white iPhone XR😍. And Dianne is so nice ‘needling’ Joe’s face.
That’s the one I have
Abbie You are so lucky. I really love the white XR. My older brother has the silver XS Max but I don’t😕😢
HeyItsMe,Georgia ah I’m sure you will get one ! You could ask for your birthday xx
georgxa.court i got the white xr for xmas and it’s literally my favourite phone i’ve ever had by farrrrr
Casually 1k phone.
Diannne insulting Joe is so cute 😂
Best Joanne scare ever!!!! Joe is such a lovely boyfriend in buying Dianne a new phone - they are so sweet together xx
You and Dianne are a perfect match regarding the way you "care" for each other. You scare her half to death and Dianne gives you "a facial" that make you scream, if that isn't love I don't know what is..
So you can replay the best moments:
5:13 - Joe makes Dianne jump and she screams
6:05- the whole cuteness of Dianne hugging and kissing Joe and their cute chat about whose gunna cook
8:40- the handcuffs😂😂
please do a cook off with Dianne and then have someone to judge it, it would be so good!
I can't believe I laughed at Dianne making my favourite humans bleed 😂😂❤️❤️
Anyone else love how excited Dianne gets when Joe says he’s drunk😂😂😂
they are both so happy together its amazing, they are both of each others worlds
After 6 o’clock came and went I wasn’t expecting a vlog.... so happy there is ! Hehe 😍😍❤️💕
Edit: omg 6:07 😭😭😍 OMG THE AMOUNT OF TIMES DIANNE KISSED JOES HEAD 😩😍💕
Omg
IKR
IKR I felt like I could scream louder than Dianne when that happened
Signe Rohi I did it was 4 time 😂❤️
Haven't laughed so much in ages...Joe and Dianne are like therapy :)
i’ve never heard him laugh like this. dianne makes him happy 💜💜😫😢💜
Very very very very very *very* happy to be exact
Honestly when Dianne screamed I couldn’t stop laughing!!!
"Post Malone, it's like getting a tattoo POST MALONE" I'M CRYING 😂
that Bahasa Indonesia is so good Dianne lol no wonder you're on the top of ur class on the subject! x
5:14 is the best thing you will ever hear
Love the way you use Byron’s song in the outro, what a supportive friend 😂❤️
Joe: I don't want to show, because I don't want to drop my phone
Joe: Proceeds to show us anyway
Me: 😂
Why did I enjoy watching Joe being hurt by tiny needles 😂
Dianne kissing joes face all over after he gives her a new phone awwww my heart
Dianne “and you want a tattoo, your a baby” these two crack me up 😂❤️
I feel bad for their neighbours , they probably thought someone got murdered when Di screamed 😂
Joanne is honestly the cutest couple ever I can't cope!!
Dianne is definetly a little bit sadist and i love it 😂😂😂
You should do a “who knows me best: girlfriend or sister video!!”
Hands up if you were like “pffft” when joe said “please be nice to her” like joe I think we love her more than you do!😂❤️
8:10 😂😂😂😂😂 dianne scream was so funny I probs watched that like 20 times and it makes me laugh every time 😂😂😂
He hoovers his garden😂
Because it's fake grass .....
Everyone does that
Well I do anyway
Real grass you mower/ cut , plastic grass you hoover but only when its dry unless you want a fast perm.
never thought i needed to see dianne kissing joe’s head until now 😢 i’m fine
Joe earthworming so Dianne couldn't see him was hilarious. You got her so good, Joe!!
Favorite quote of the vlog, "Let's make it bleed a bit more." Lol!
The variety of laughs coming from joe in the last few mins was amazing 😂
8:44 "WAIT DO YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS?"
hahahahahah go on Joe! Seriously though this was the funniest vlog ever...New "hands up" compilation coming soon lol
I’m completely honoured that I met joe and Dianne on the Strictly tour in Birmingham! Joe if ur reading this, which you’re probably not, sorry for being such a nervous idiot 😂 also thank you for always providing entertaining, frequent content- it’s helped me through some rough times in the past 🙂 you’re an absolute legend x
Joe & Dianne are the cutest❤️
Love you two together. You always put a smile on my face 😊❤❤
Been waiting for years!! I love the suspense tho!! 💙💙
Bum Bum..Bum bum
Ok but like I kinda love her too? Like I totally get it and I'm so freaking greatful Joe found such a great girl. I love them together 😍😊
lilyrose mitchell welcome to the family sksksksk
I am sooo dead with Dianne. She's like no fxcks given give me that face 😂😂😂😂 love her!
I love how excited joe was about telling dianne about his day
OMG JOE IS THE SWEETEST GUY ON PLANET 😭💞💞
Okay, there are too many funny moments in this vlog to mention them all! I am defeated!
Seeing the boys together makes me so happy
What a dream vlog!! All my faves in one video, ALL OF the buttercream squad, anna, dianne and archie
9:48 Gotta love how happy Dianne has made Joe 😂 He laughs so much more, Pain or Joy he laughs so much
Thx for the likes :)
Loved this, Joe making Dianne jump was literally the best thing ever 😂😂
at 6:30 i literally can't take this much joanne content all at once
Dianne's second career.... horror film screamer!! That was beyond hilarious. Must have watched that clip a dozen times! 🤣🤣 She's a professional!
Best Dianne jump-scare to date!
Clicked as soon as I got the notification, I love ur content Joe and ur my fav youtuber. I’m so happy that u and Dianne found each other ❤️ Joanne for eva 🚢❤️ I’m from the UK and I live in Burnham-on-Sea near Bristol, I visit Chippenham 3 times a year to see friends and it’s cool that I live close to where u and Zoe grew up ❤️❤️
I went to Burnham-on-sea for my holiday last week
Fay Butler ayyyyyyyy 😂👍
Most people when they're drunk ; collapse, vomit, sometimes get aggressive
Joe when he's drunk;
Stubbs his toe
Amazing observation
Joe is so much more happier now he’s with Dianne
‘Wait do you have handcuffs’ lol he gets excited
Aw, how sweet, he got her a new phone!
And Dianne's top when she was basically abusing Joe's face.
Why did dianne enjoy this so much 😂😂😂
Love that you used Byron's song at the end !! ILYSM x