@@skollybob Well, ta da. You've been proven wrong. Dianne has had 2 partners since Joe (Patrick and Dev) and Joanne is still going strong. I don't think Dianne is the sort to dump him for another partner. I see what you mean about dancers but there are plenty who aren't like that. Joe and Dianne are a match made in heaven.
I love how about two months before meeting Dianne, Joe said he probably wouldn’t show his girlfriend in the vlogs for a while. And not being sarcastic either, I’m so happy he’s introduced us to her because she’s so lovely and so funny! Thanks Joe for trusting us with this part of your life. Love seeing you two together, it’s very heartwarming and reminds me of the cute and fun relationship I have with my husband 🥰
I think it's because he had never had a girlfriend before and didn't know how he'd react and probably didn't want to mess it up. Also, I don't think he expected to end up in a relationship with someone so in the public eye. Dianne was used to her life & relationships being in the public eye. I think that made Joe change his mind. He and Dianne were both comfortable with it because it wasn't much different to their normal life except from the fact that Joe had a girlfriend.
Joe that’s a Banana Plant! It’s famous in India as we actually use the leaves as plates down south :) Everyone like so Joe can see !! Edited- AHAHA OMG LOL it’s probably a strelitzia guys lmao . Either way lmao sorry
It's beautiful 😍 In UK you can buy it in IKEA or probably any garden centre, it's quite easy to buy it there, but have no idea how it's gonna survive lower temperatures.
it’s not a banana guys, wrong shape although similar leaves, it’s a Strelitzia probably a bird of paradise but could be another variety hard to tell exactly from just this video ☺️ (my dad is a botanist and I got him to identify it for anyone confused)
Malaga is a suburb in Perth, pronounced that way because it’s indigenous to Australia. Hence the incorrect pronunciation of the place they went in Europe 😂
8:46 and 10:31 - 10:35 I’m not crying, you are! 😭💕 Also don’t you just love seeing Joe happy? I feel like this is the happiest we’ve ever seen him in a vlog which is ADORABLE 🥰🤪 Also at 18:48 I think he was stood in front of Di naked 😂
Sruthi Shal Dianne is implying albeit innocently that she wants to have sex with Joe and he retorted “I said keep it clean”. Which makes Dianne laugh after she realises the filth that just came out of her mouth. (17:12 onwards for further context)
What a lovely thoughtful surprise! Lots of funny and cute moments that have left me smiling from ear to ear - I know it’s been said a million times but you two truly have a special chemistry! Also great to see you making the most of your days off despite busy schedules - that’s what life is all about - making memories!!! Thanks for sharing some of it with us!
Guys... let’s take a moment to realise there were some good innuendos and saucy things happening in this video 😉😂 and he left them in the video. These two were destined to be together 😭😭💗💗
This was one of the best Joe vlogs I’ve seen in a while, so raw and hilarious 💖 I feel like we got to see a bit more of the funnier, relaxed side of Joe💖
I had a wee message on my phone to say that a new vlog was up and I raced home and watched it. Thank you so much for making my day as this was a delight to watch. xxx
All jokes aside, could you imagine Joe sat in a hotel room with some random insta model talking in ridiculous accents about paper thongs - you two make each other so happy and have the best sense of humour together, it's so lovely to see ❤️ There's a plan in life for everyone!
Dianne is HILARIOUS! Such a doughnut, But clearly wouldn't change her for the world. Joe, You are going to be the sensible one throughout now. Can't wait to see more of your couple adventures. :)
This is the sweetest/funniest/the superior vlog! It's so great to see that you both had a lovely little holiday together - it's honestly amazing to see how happy you make each other. You've found yourself a good'un! 💗💗
What's the cutest is when Joe and Dianne held hands on the plane and practically every part of this vlog. Also when Joe kissed Dianne on the head. So cute
Awww it's so nice to finally see how joe treats a girl other than his sister lol he kisses her forehead and calls her beautiful then Dianne tilts her head and smiles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤
Dianne: *pronounces Malaga wrong*
Joe: I’ve never heard of that
im Spanish and i cringe so much when people try to pronounce Spanish words
@@nicoleonard2420 but at least they try
I’ve been to Malaga
Malaga is a suburb in Perth, pronounced that way because it’s indigenous to Australia. That’s why she mispronounced it incorrectly.
@@kathrynjoyful yuppp
"If I don't laugh, you have to... do... me..."
"I SAID KEEP IT CLEAN!"
I'm crying.
Justina Jeseviciute 😂😂
They are honestly so funny 😂😂❤️💜
That was funny though
Haha when was this?☺️
@@elizabethmichelle9412 17:29
Joe: Now I know why you picked this place!
Dianne: Cause of the Kids Club
😂😂😂
I died 😂😂😂😂
@13BurgessC 😂 that's what I thought👌🏻
13BurgessC omg 😂😂😂
It’s been *AGES* but even _still,_ my heart goes mushy when I see “girlfriend” or “boyfriend” in the title 😂❤️
I agree.
Itz Izzy same
same lol
Same 😂❤️💜
Itz Izzy SAME
Joe is turning into Alfie - ending his vlogs In bed, making plane travel time-lapses, going for couples massages 😂😂
Hope he doesn't change his channel name to Joe Sugg Vlogs
I bet chippy is a black pug 😂😂
Samuli Happonen He would never! Being a Thatcher is too much a part of him ❤
And he talks about the weather a lot 🤣❤️
9:44
Joe -“now I know why you picked this place”
Dianne - “because there’s a kids club”
Ahahahahaha dying 😂
She is such a great girlfriend! ❤️
She'll dump him when she gets a new dance partner.
Cat K absolutely, see it coming a mile off
Sergio Aguero you wait your be proven wrong soon
@@LaurenDonald I hope I am, sincerely I do. But there is just summat about these dancers that I just do not trust.
@@skollybob Well, ta da. You've been proven wrong. Dianne has had 2 partners since Joe (Patrick and Dev) and Joanne is still going strong. I don't think Dianne is the sort to dump him for another partner. I see what you mean about dancers but there are plenty who aren't like that. Joe and Dianne are a match made in heaven.
so. many. innuendos. i love it omg. you need to bring back innuendo bingo back with Di
Dianne booking a holiday for joe as a suprise is so cute. Best girlfriend award goes to Dianne
ohhh you cant pick
*half a second later*
you look beautiful
Emily Cox when was this c
Marbel Lakf 10:25
Emily Cox that bit was coming when I was reading that comment
I love how about two months before meeting Dianne, Joe said he probably wouldn’t show his girlfriend in the vlogs for a while. And not being sarcastic either, I’m so happy he’s introduced us to her because she’s so lovely and so funny! Thanks Joe for trusting us with this part of your life. Love seeing you two together, it’s very heartwarming and reminds me of the cute and fun relationship I have with my husband 🥰
I think it's because he had never had a girlfriend before and didn't know how he'd react and probably didn't want to mess it up. Also, I don't think he expected to end up in a relationship with someone so in the public eye. Dianne was used to her life & relationships being in the public eye. I think that made Joe change his mind. He and Dianne were both comfortable with it because it wasn't much different to their normal life except from the fact that Joe had a girlfriend.
Dianne is so unintentionally funny. I love her
Joe that’s a Banana Plant! It’s famous in India as we actually use the leaves as plates down south :)
Everyone like so Joe can see !!
Edited- AHAHA OMG LOL it’s probably a strelitzia guys lmao . Either way lmao sorry
It's also in Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei for a dish called nasi katok
It's beautiful 😍 In UK you can buy it in IKEA or probably any garden centre, it's quite easy to buy it there, but have no idea how it's gonna survive lower temperatures.
I was served an amazing dinner on a banana leaf in Kerala!
Mia Kovcin marihuana black light >.>
it’s not a banana guys, wrong shape although similar leaves, it’s a Strelitzia probably a bird of paradise but could be another variety hard to tell exactly from just this video ☺️ (my dad is a botanist and I got him to identify it for anyone confused)
“what a sneaky little red head.” 😂😂
i was about to say the way dianne pronounced malaga made me laugh😂
Malaga is a suburb in Perth, pronounced that way because it’s indigenous to Australia. Hence the incorrect pronunciation of the place they went in Europe 😂
Joe:"keep it clean"
Dianne:"you have to do me..."
Joe:"I said keep it clean"
I had to laugh sorry but I just had to
red cat nightcore what time
@@emmaodonnell5147 17"23
17:23
Everyone did don't worry if not then WE laughed together lol
TWO VLOGS DAY AFTER ONE ANOTHER YOU FEELING OKAY?! Ahh this is amazing 🙌
He's not a daily vlogger
When Joe is kind to Dianne or complements her flower in her hair it's just so Sweet, it's how people should treat each other!! ! ❤
‘Hello it’s me the ocean’ lmAO I LOVE THIS VLOG 😂😂
Joe's started using the sound effects as well! Dianne, you are doing well X
if there’s gonna be a cute montage like in every couples holiday vlog I WILL DIE 🥰
EDIT: i’m dead from the entire thing
Harriet Stacey. When is it?
Alex Foster the whole vlog was the CUTEST but the funny cute mini montages was at 5:12 and 11:08
Dianne: "Shall we do an all nighter?"
Joe: "we did one last night"
Methinks: 'oh aye' ;)
Oh god
It's because they were awake on the plane all night
2 vlogs in a row. Wow
Having Dianne really pays off😂
Love that Joe doesn't even say that one of them has to sleep separately anymore xx
Well he forgot to flip the coin.
Too bad. 😂
11:46 - just woken up from the biggest nap!
14:02 - what nap? Oh yeah...😂😂😂
8:46 and 10:31 - 10:35
I’m not crying, you are! 😭💕
Also don’t you just love seeing Joe happy? I feel like this is the happiest we’ve ever seen him in a vlog which is ADORABLE 🥰🤪
Also at 18:48 I think he was stood in front of Di naked 😂
Yea I feel like ever since Joe and Dianne became a thing, Joe has seemed so much happier
@Caitlyn Bolt the same with Dianne aswell
Oceane Bilong ikr it’s so nice!
Dazer1972 i agree!
He was wearing his "paper thong"
malaga is a suburb in perth, and dianne was pronouncing it that way lol
Thank you. She always gets in trouble for pronouncing words incorrectly when it's just our accent 😂
6:58
Di: "We should take it for when we have--" *video cuts *
Kids? KIDS?
i think she was gonna say when we go to the beach
@@Owendon12 yeaaa nothing _too_ bad
@@Owendon12 could be but he said before that its perfect for putting a child in thet
I mean kn this blog they amitted that they have sex twice
Your Nerd Daz when ?
Did anyone else cry when he said she looked beautiful 😭💕
Emily Kate when was that??
No, I could tell he was lying.
@@catk6987 What are you trying to say. That they're relationship is just forced for the camera? You can tell that they're genuinely happy together!
“Can you swim”
“Yeah, I’m Australian”
I’m in tears😂🇦🇺
Omg his outro is so funny ahaha 💖 Dianne is such an amazing girlfriend and they are such a cute couple
Dianne: “You have to... do... me”.
Joe: “I SAID KEEP IT CLEAN”.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alex Monkman what time
Dancer Emma 17:26
What does it mean
Sruthi Shal Dianne is implying albeit innocently that she wants to have sex with Joe and he retorted “I said keep it clean”. Which makes Dianne laugh after she realises the filth that just came out of her mouth. (17:12 onwards for further context)
What a lovely thoughtful surprise! Lots of funny and cute moments that have left me smiling from ear to ear - I know it’s been said a million times but you two truly have a special chemistry! Also great to see you making the most of your days off despite busy schedules - that’s what life is all about - making memories!!! Thanks for sharing some of it with us!
Guys... let’s take a moment to realise there were some good innuendos and saucy things happening in this video 😉😂
and he left them in the video.
These two were destined to be together 😭😭💗💗
Oh no Dianne has her Moses basket out where we going now
Dead 😂😂
When Joe says to Dianne, she looks beautiful...I melted! You two... why do I feel like a proud mom lmao
They need to start selling dianne dictionaries, she speaks her own language 90% of the time 😂 I would deffo buy one 😂💕💕
im all for a Dianne dictionary 👌🏻😂❤️
Struggleation - _noun_ to struggle to do something _He had a little bit of struggleation_
Remember sutsama?
You can see their relationship getting stronger..I'm sure Joe will still take Dianne on holiday even though she laughed.
Ma-la-ga as Dianne pronounces it is a suburb of Perth. This Vlog was so much fun!
15:13 the tree is either useful for a treehouse or to throw people across Spain 😂😂
I truly do believe he’s found his ever-lasting and forever girl. Perfect age, perfect couple, perfect life! 😍❤️
I think he's one of the lucky ones who's first love last forever!
Seeing Joe and Dianne makes my heart so very happy. You two are adorbs together.
Omg Joes voiceover of the safety talk on the plain 😂
Dianne : do you know what he said to me
No one :
Joe : who the cat
I’m dying😂😂😂
I loved Dianne’s laugh so much 😂😍 What a gem she is! Couple goals right there 🤗
I love too see your relationship bloomin and your becoming more confident 🥰❤️
This was one of the best Joe vlogs I’ve seen in a while, so raw and hilarious 💖 I feel like we got to see a bit more of the funnier, relaxed side of Joe💖
best joe and dianne vlog yet without a doubt
Still waiting for that Mikey vs Dianne spelling bee 😂
I had a wee message on my phone to say that a new vlog was up and I raced home and watched it. Thank you so much for making my day as this was a delight to watch. xxx
All jokes aside, could you imagine Joe sat in a hotel room with some random insta model talking in ridiculous accents about paper thongs - you two make each other so happy and have the best sense of humour together, it's so lovely to see ❤️ There's a plan in life for everyone!
Awhhh you look beautiful look at you - - dianne has turned Joe into a right softie 😂😂❤️
17:29 you have to do me... i said keep it clean 😂😂😂😂😂
The amount of cute couples things in this are killing me!! “You’re beautiful” ,, “people love a good stare at Dianne here” ,, them holding hands aw❤️🙃
17:23 "keep it clean"
Dianne what have you asked for before? 😂
Probably sex
The most realise relationship here where they acc love each other and are goals without doing anything for clout ❤️❤️so cute thoo omg
joe using fangirl language “bean” love that hunni
‚You have to do me....‘
‚I said keep it clean‘ 😂
Dianne is HILARIOUS! Such a doughnut, But clearly wouldn't change her for the world.
Joe, You are going to be the sensible one throughout now.
Can't wait to see more of your couple adventures.
:)
such a great couple. so cute .
I knew what Dianne meant bless her, so sweet of her to book this though xxx
Raise your hand if these 2 r the cutest couple we ever did see ❤️🙋🙋♂️
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
My heart just melted the entire video! You guys are so adorable 😍💞
This vlog is one of the best vlogs ever. So cute and funny. I watched it 2 times in a row . You too are the perfect couple ever .
He kissed her head, then called her beautiful, then got protective cuz men were staring at Dianne 😍😍
This is the sweetest/funniest/the superior vlog! It's so great to see that you both had a lovely little holiday together - it's honestly amazing to see how happy you make each other. You've found yourself a good'un! 💗💗
So so much happiness in one video, I am so happy for you joe
Joe, Dianne :) i think the plant with big leaves is called ‘birds of paradise’. We have it in our garden it blossoms red (as dianne’s hair) flowers.
I can't deal with how they pronounced Málaga 😃 It's like Bury St Edmunds all over again. Dianne, you're the best!
Malaga is a suburb in Perth, pronounced that way because it’s indigenous to Australia
What video do the mention Bury St Edmunds?? 👍👍😁😁
They are so well suited together it's insane!
He should sue over that burn, love the way Dianne laughed at what Joe was wearing
I’m a few hours late, seen screenshots of this on Twitter can’t wait to watch it!
I love how as soon as Joe says he wants the plant Dianne says "that's grandad"love a bit of Dianne humour😂😂ALSO I'M EARLY!
What's the cutest is when Joe and Dianne held hands on the plane and practically every part of this vlog. Also when Joe kissed Dianne on the head. So cute
Aawww, Joe looks so happy😄 I'm so happy for them!!❤☀🍾🍾
“can you swim?”
“oh yeah you’re Australian”
love that
Omg she is such a good girlfriend joe shes a keeper 😘😘
Awww, I love how you both look into each other’s eyes. So cute xx. Love you both xx
The Moses basket had me dead 😂😂😂😂
I laughed and I laughed and I smiled and I laughed, thank you Joe and Diane.
Looks at ironing board : Oh,we’ve got a surfer board
Awww it's so nice to finally see how joe treats a girl other than his sister lol he kisses her forehead and calls her beautiful then Dianne tilts her head and smiles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤
I got so excited when I heard Malaga I’ve been there and it was the best thing ever. Dianne is the cutest person as well ❤️
Poor Di having to look at that paper thong......OMG I was rolling around laughing soooo damn hard.
You 2 🥰 we know you’re made for each other but these vlogs are just adorable such a great couple 😍
You guys are just the perfect match for each other. ❤️ Can’t wait to see more holiday vlogs - hopefully soon!
5:14 ❤❤❤❤ I'M CRYING!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!
I love how Dianne pronounced Malaga like the place in Western Australia! Hilarious
‘Oh look we’ve got a bunion’ 😂😂 I’m dying 😂😂😂
The plant is a strelitzia, it's amazing! Hope you had a great holiday!
I love these two together. Two peas in a pod.
This video is pure gold - Hope you both stay as happy as you are now ...
I knew straight away Dianne meant Malaga 😂
That girl never fails to amaze us 😂💗
5:14 aww so cute when they hold hands
17:22 Love this XDD
"Keep it clean"
"You have to do me"
"I said keep it clean!"
;)D
So funny love Joe and Diane. Love it when Diane tried to do a Spanish accent. And do you really call a bidet a bunion lol 🤣🤣.
First trip with a girl eh? 👀 go on Joe
Yasssssss
Barbie Benton he literally said it was in the vlog aha
You two make me smile and laugh - so... pretty great vlog! Love how well you get along :)
'Catapult people across Spain!' 😂
This was the cutest so manyyy great Joanne moments my heart melted!! 😭💗