The Best Female Swimmer in the World!
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Being the top female swimmer in the world isn't easy. Especially when your teammates are scared to be around you. Here's what it's like being the top female swimmer!
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Finally, a lady who has the balls to tell the truth!!
underrated post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Underrated af
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lol
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As a 26 white german straight male who identifies as a 40 black lesbian female from chicago who is dating a coffe table, I'm really proud of you.
Your name and your comment go so well together 😭😭😂😂😂
lol
Omgggg🤣🤣🤣🤣
How’s the coffee table holding up? 😂
@@bgp9634 We just broke up.
My pet dolphin identify as an white woman… I’ll enroll her for the Olympics next year
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Holy bleep. Have we progressed to trans-species already?
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@@Shaylok Are you kidding me? that’s old news now. 🙄The new gender the kids are all raving about now is “Clown.” 🤡The pronouns are Bozo and Pennywise. Try to keep up.
Wow! This video was prepared for the 2024 Paris Olympic 2 years ago!
Yeah.. i use it to talk about Iman
The guy who box in female champion
He's a prophet.
@@julietjadov Imane Khelif is a woman
They were both cis. Stop believing rumors online.
LOL
I thought its the reaction of it. Thats sick 😂
Finally a woman of color getting the recognition she deserves!
😂😂😂😂 this guy sent BLM and Feminazis to death 😂😂😂😂
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Is this your first time seeing a pink bearded woman?
This queen defo slays 🔥
"She" definitely is colored - pinkish color to be exact lol
As a Turkish woman who identifies as a Japanese man from Nigeria, I was really inspired by this video and it's a proof that women of color deserve to be recognized for their success too.
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😀 😃 🙂 🙃
That is confusing on so many levels...
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As a black man, you are truly a inspiration to my black daughter. She actually wants to have a beard just like you! Im glad we have strong black women like you! Thanks JP!
Ha a strong black young lady with a ginger beard! Be proud girl!
@@invalidusername4011 no offence but I once seen a black ginger man and it was looking funny haha
@@mrsnezbit2219 Because it's a genetic mutation, black people look funny with them because most genetic mutations can be traced back to Caucasians.
@@mrsnezbit2219 Haha. Not as a funny as a black girl with a ginger beard. 😉
Your daughter wants black "white skin" as he has :))) (i'm ironizing how some say trans women have female peepee)
JP you predicted the future of the Olympics, well done. 👏👏
Protect Women Sports for XX only.
It was not a prediction.
This shit did happen 2 years ago with a man transgender swimmer who was banned from competing in female category and also from the 2024 Olypmics recently.
This had me rolling. People studying this period of history will be utterly baffled.
Yea I'm curious how world history from 2020-2022 will be read in future textbooks lol
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 It would probably be "WTF" period!🤣😂🤣
It’s the fluoride
It’s the benzodiazepines
Actually they'll be stunned by the previous 8 years too!
as a british man who identifies as a 2016 Honda civic, i think i speak for all of us when i say YOU GO GIRL!
You killed it with this one😂😂😂😂😂
I spit out my breakfast laughing 😂😂
Ew.
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This was such an inspiration to watch. As a 37 year old black woman who identifies as a rich, skinny, 22 year old Caucasian, I understand what you're going through. Jealous people don't just see the black queen you are. Us white girls are cheering for you! You go girl!
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This white middle aged woman feels the same😝
Omg I’m deaaaaaadddddddd 😂😂😂😂
Caucasien are not white
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Finally! Justice for WOMEN! We've come such a long way!
As a 26 year old white male who identifies as a 3-year old Ham and cheese sandwich from a Subway commercial from 1973, I'm so proud of you.
💀AHSJDJ
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this comment is so underrated😂. im dead😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Hit the nail right on the head!! What's the difference! 😂🤦♀️
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We need more strong independent black women like you
Hilarious!
Hahahaha
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
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Little girls**
"Women most certainly can get other women pregnant - I've done it" genius JP
😅Lordt. They will be saying this on Twatter soon. Smh
Friggn Classic!🤣😂
He kills me😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@mq85 Mq85 i laughed so hard when he said that 😂😂😂oops I mean SHE 😂😂😂🤸🤸🤸
"I don't identify the weights as being heavy" too...
As a 34 year old man father of a girl and boy who identifies as a lego brick, I can see why you are so far ahead! God gave you a fifth extremity to flap while swimming. Girl you are truly blessed! Keep up the training and will be happy to follow along your career in the pee wee division!
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Too much😂
As a Black man who identifies as a Japanese woman you're an inspiration to me.
Your not black
Ohhh Goshh
Please you are funny my brother. I might join u
Hahahaha......
Onii chaaaaan...!
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As a blond German guy who identifies as a Korean BBQ, I'm proud of my red hair black sister. You deserve this win.
@@GammaSigma1234 yes the one you usually have integrated in the table. accept me
You guys inspired me to embrace my true identity, today I can finally say I am a proud purple lawnmower
Bro I identified as a Korean bbq one time and the Fremasons gave me a free ride to any ivy league college of my choice. I had to turn it down though cause my partner is a half ogre half 2 by 4 and it went against they religion... crazy but at least I still have my dignity ya know.
@@orionhernandez3850 damn u alright bro? If ur bro is half 2 by 4 maybe become quarter 10 by 13 helps. Its just different regulations. Hope u have fresh kimchi tho
A blond German guy ❤❤❤
"I've been dreaming of becoming the top female swimmer for one year". Golden.
Pee wee football
I'm Ten now
@@Peakfreud This one really shows the silliness of trying to cater for people who arbitrarily decide in their mind, that they are different to their biological makeup.
ua-cam.com/video/c4eBpVO8V8g/v-deo.html where his tampons lol
@@joeliza4047 Yeah, you would have thought Covid would have provided a serious reality check by bringing Science & Biology to the forefront
Whether it was real or not, but what happened instead is society flocked to social media during quarantine to further fuel their delusions.
Why does it say this has 4 comments but there are only 2 (excluding mine)?
as a 19 year old brown female, who identifies as a 6 ft, middle-aged, balding, american-black man, i support you girll
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@@Ksenia0707Ксюша привет.)
As a 43 yr black male who identifies as a stop sign 🛑 so proud of you and your inspiring story
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"Hey look. The stop sign has 8 glorious sides. The stop sign is an octagon. Octagon"
-Jack black
i'd appreciate it if you stopped your sign language
yes!!!! 🤣this here is why I love reading comments.@@sultanabran1
STOP it now
"I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next," I died🤣😂
Going from one of the worst swimmers to one of the best took real dedication; now time to rise in the ranks in pee wee football like no one before has.
"I'm actually 10 years old now."
“Well, I’m the one who hit the deer!” 😂😂😂
The best! 😂🤣
This is it. 🤣
As a 35 year old black African American trans male who identifies as a 42 year old Moroccan, half Korean, non binary female, you are such an inspiration!!
I share in your struggle, please stay strong 💪 I'm a homosexual unicorn that is into female dolphins but identify as a tree. Thank you for understanding
I’m a 55yr old Japanese male who identifies as a 20yr old half Blk and half white female!
I’ll be joining the WNBA next season and I guarantee you I will score 300pts a game!!!😆💪🏾💪💪🏻
Stunning and brave
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@@X-Factor-22 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Watching this in august 2024, after the boxing transgender controversy
Yup feels like he did this video yesterday
Same here 🙌
Actually, the boxer from Algieria is most likely female-born, just with some hormonal illness or something. But in general yeah, all those woke **sheet** going on in sports is heartbreaking for sportive fairplay.
Which one 😂
@@aaergplay6022с женскими половыми органами, но с XY хромосомами, со всеми вытекающими их этого бонусами.
10 year old, black, non-biologist, muscled, bearded, ginger, woman comedian. What else can we add to your brave, brave identity?
polyamorous lesbian
he'd get bonus points if he identified as Ukrainian.
She is a a proud lesbian
Forget new pronouns. How about new adjectives? You must comply and call him "Fantastic JP!"
I just heard the term "bi-romantic asexual". I swear, people today just make up these terms as a "look-at-me, I'm unique" way to get attention. Pathetic.
“Women can most certainly get other women pregnant. I’ve done it.” 😂😂😂
I know!!! that was my favorite!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
come to think of it he could have gotten some girl pregnant before
HE TURNED SHE
Hahaha, yeah good one.
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''Maybe because I identify as Black...these racist women'' I'm crying from laughter..JP is pure genius, plus a lovely black lady to booth.
Lovely black lady, but he's... ahem.... SHE'S going to have to work on her speech and black female mannerisms and antics!!!! 🤣
ua-cam.com/video/c4eBpVO8V8g/v-deo.html woosh
This WAS hillareous. :)))
How about, "Women can definitely get other women pregnant. I've done it." 😂🤣😂🤣
Ahahahaja
I am a 105 y/o female who has now realized her true identity as a 20 y/o aspiring rock star called Bruce, and so appreciate heroes like you, JP, giving us the courage to express our true natures💪🎸🎶
I am impressed. I know everyone asks but what is your secret. I know, I know I'm using ur dead identity, but what would a 102 y/o say to a 51 y/o, I identify as 17 though, even though you didn't ask
as a female swimmer, i'm so happy people are standing up and saying this isn't okay
As a trans person, we are planning on exiling Lia Thomas to Fiji, they can deal with her. And as trans swimmer, I’m not sure why we always go for swimming
@@Coloriey Stop it, get some help
U r a racist or u r just intimidated by her sensual femininity 😂
@@caesarsalad1170 let them live their best life
It's up to women to stop it. How many times have I seen women on the podium with these men taking a womans spot and a big silly grin on the women. Accept it or boycott any event that allows it. Everyone everywhere and it will all fizzle out very fast.
“Women can certainly get other women pregnant, I’ve done it!” Golden! 😆
She's so sexy
this isnt even an exagguration. theres a biological male that FOUGHT in UFC against females, and in the past, had impregnated a woman
I loved that comment too!
Loved when he said next is peewee football - I now identify as 10 years old. Classic!!!!
I know! That was the best line in this whole parody!!!!
“Well…I just don’t identify the weights as heavy. It’s pretty simple.” I’M DEAD
Lightweight baby!!!
as a non-binary dolphin (my pronouns are willy and flipper) that has transitioned from a trans gender fluid centaur, i find biology very racist and it should be cancelled.
that line had me chocked up
Me too! I wish I could identify as rich so easily!
Weights should never have to feel ashamed of their weight, calling them heavy would just be rude
As a 36 year old Eastern Asian woman identified as a 23 year old blonde hair blue eyed white girl, you are truth an inspiration for all of us in our community. You go, girl! 🎉
23 year old blonde hair blue eyed white girl? You're truly an inspiration.
As a cat who identify myself as a dog, I felt this. 🐈 🐕
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Next best comment here 🤣
Furry 😆
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Lmao have you seen that Tex Avery cartoon with the voice throwing cat who pretended to be a dog 🐕
"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done it!" 🤣🤣
😂 i beg he has lol 😂
What a bold achievement of the Rainbow Coalition!
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That made my day.
LOL
As a 65 year old American woman identifying as a 25 year old Vogue model, I say, “way to go JP”!
you rock😅!!!
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That’s what I keep saying! I identify as a tall, fit blonde model. Why can’t my insurance pay for me to transition to one?
Let's go Gail!
Well, this aged better than it should have 😂
Well, this aged worse than it should have 😂
OMG... When he said: "I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next, I am 10 years old now" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
"hey, bob! I mean, boss...uh...I don't feel like an office clerc any more. in fact, I think you should hand me your position, I feel like I can handle it with no problems whatsoever. my qualification? uhh...uhmm...I once did some baby sitting. but how hard can that be, sitting in your chair all day long, sippin coffee, talking nuts on the phone...a muppet can do this!
my first decision will be firing you, bob. sorry to break it to you that way. yeah, you did a bad job recently, especially cutting the coffee budget and demanding paid extra hours from me for this useless revision thing last month. big mistake. see you, bob!"
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She said that, Nivea. Is a she! 🤣
U think..she?
You`d be surprised, but that was a real issue in a post Soviet countries after 1991. Athletes from Armenia and Azerbaijan came to Russia as refugees, because their countries were in a war state, and guys (wrestlers especially) around 23-25 yo claimed that they are only 14 ("lost their documents"), participated in local competitions and earned money this way.
"Is it because I identify as black"
The balls on this woman...
Had me rolling 😂😂
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The dick too. That pissing standing up was super impressive.
And she is naturally strong no drug enhancers, not only she has balls but testosterone power what a women.
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As a woman, this literally made me laugh out loud and then made me really depressed because it's the truth.
Funny but sad 😑
When using the phrase "as a woman," please specify whether or not you're a biologist so people can tell what you mean!
Wait what is a woman, im not a biologist, is that an animal? XD
I guess we need three classes now: men, women, and whatever…sad, but true.
It's the new way to bully women and girls, sadly. Contrary to the old phrase, imitation is *not* the sincerest form of flattery in this instance. 😣
As a 58 year old woman , I want to identify as a 10 year old, I'm fed up with all the responsibilities of an adult!
Just your daily reminder that JP Sears is a comedic genius.
I hope no one slaps him
@@Hi_Its_LP could you imagine? He doesn’t look like someone you want to slap…. Especially if you’re an old black man wearing make-up
He can be the president next.
@@Hi_Its_LP ....or fake bitch slaps him...I mean her
And extremely well built.. for a woman.
as a female swimmer, this really made me laugh. i was so angry at what was going on, but i’m glad you made this to help me laugh through it
Do you Identifierar your shelf as a swimmer or are you a real one?
@@gregerjohn8728 what? I’m a competitive swimmer?
i think its a joke that you can just identify as a woman
@@nathan5421 it is a joke. it’s horrible and it’s the dumbest thing humanity ever allowed
I'm so glad they finally banned trans women from competing in female sports. Idc if I get hate for that either 🤷🏻♀️ It should've never happened to begin with. I'm all for trans rights, but that doesn't change your physical make up from birth so it's just not fair for a biological male to compete against women. Sorry, not sorry!
I will be embarrassed to tell my children that I lived during a period where my country was so godless that people actually fought for men to compete in women's sports.
Has nothing to do with godless, such individuals as those being parodied in this video are woefully misguided.
Lots of people in our society are woefully misguided, like those who put greed ahead of the interests of their country, like those who follow the propaganda of religions.
Lots of blindness, lots of misguided souls! Many of them see the speck in their neighbor's eye, but are blithely oblivious to the log in their own eye.
I'll just write over this entire time period with a white out.
Amen brother. I have two daughters and it's frustrating how they have to deal with this inequality in sports when they get older.
Lol sad yes liberal usa
When I have children, I fear sending them to public schools. Society is trying and succeeding at grooming kids and manipulating their way of thinking. I must raise them with faith in Christ and a love for God, and a strong foundation in the Bible, this is the way. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." (Proverbs 22:6).
For anybody here in 2024, this video has really aged well. Subscribed 😂
I identify myself as a cat so I don’t understand why the government is forcing me to pay bills and taxes, I’m just a cat 😂
Love this 😂
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Same here, I tried to sit on the neighbour kids lap and got arrested 😑
@@raheeeg oh that sucks, sorry to hear u was misgendered too🥹🥹
I know right. I just wanna do my biz in a box, scratch up some furniture, bounce off the walls at stupid o’clock in the morning 😁
As a south Asian woman who identifies as a kangaroo from Australia, I really appreciate your video! So brave & so stunning!
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Let's go 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I'm South asian Dracula 😂😂😂
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I literally use your videos to re-educate my late teen and early 20’s children. They are being manipulated and humor reaches them in a way lectures just can’t. Keep on keeping on brother!
Good shout! 👏👏
That's really sad. The schools just aren't doing much to actually educate people properly.
@@bambooqueue9093 schools never have "educated" kids, schools are only there to mould kids into good slaves, it's just in the last 10yrs the powers that shouldn't be have turned up the mind control
Same!!☺️
@@bambooqueue9093
The school system has been modified in a funny way since the 70’s
We have hired more administrative personnel than teachers.
The public school system, much like the prison system had been modified to be profitable business models not successful programs to help society thrive
You brought it to the point!! 👍🏼👍🏼
We could laugh at this, if we wouldn’t know that it is happening in our sad reality! 😢
The sad thing is this would be have been a parody like 5 years ago, today it looks more like a documentary.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck... You 100 % right tho
Wasn't it a Kinks song....Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up world, a shook up world...
@@johnbopp4813 ...except for Lola.... Yeah, right now I'm having some problems understanding the world.
😂 wait 😐🤦♀️
I thought it was a documentary, but then I am in Canada.
This is what needs to be done to shine a light on how ludicrous the whole thing is. 👏👏👏
For real!
I agree with you 100 percent, but there is going to be someone out there that is going to disagree with you. Touche my friend :)
As a 33 year old male who identifies as Snow White's evil stepmother, well done girl! Never give up on your dreams! Even if it means destroying that of others...
I know right!! These haters just keep on hatin!!🙄🙄🤘🤘
RIGHT!!!!
phahahahahaha
damn you sir are an expert!
ummhh...
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I LOVE MEN THAT STAND UP FOR WOMEN.. Like this Man right here! Good video!! Bravo!👏🏼
You really have balls! No one cant deny that. We need more of this in this crazy world of ours.
I don't see any balls.
Yes he does have balls and we can see them
Haha, you wanna grow balls, you can just say you did!
It's your current identity...
yeah, that swimsuit pretty much proved that in more ways than one. Blech!
As a 35-year-old black woman who identifies as King Charles, I am super duper proud of you. go girl!
Enjoy your coronation. That was a long wait.
Sorry honey but I'm the prince Charles !
Which King Charles? The dead ones or the recent addition?
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Well said, your majesty 👍🏼
This is such a true representation of what is happening. It's that surreal and ridiculous.
Absolutely,100%! This was the hammer hitting the nail smack dab on the head!
So damn funny, I loved it!
It is Surriculous! 😅
666th like, right here!
Exactly 😂💯
This is beautiful and so true, esp with the recent Olympics😂
Every single segment in this is spot on, boiled down, distilled and laser focused. Remember folks: you're not crazy, this situation we're in currently really is unhinged.
I'd surely vote for her if she decided to run as the leader of the Democratic party 😆😂🤣 She'd be the first black woman that also won in a pool. JP is my hero!!!!
up is down; down is up
@@BradSayers And JP is all over the place hilarious with this "ART imitating LIFE" piece! SATIRE PERFECTED!!!!!!
ua-cam.com/video/c4eBpVO8V8g/v-deo.html lol
That's a fact.
“You can’t have happiness without penis”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a straight woman i must say he sry she has point.😁
hapPENISs.
That's why Lia still got them. Nasty fail people.
I'm a Brit and you have inspired me! Everyone thinks I'm a 70 year old disabled woman but I identify as a young fit man in his 20's, like my grandson but younger. I can't wait to go wrestling and play American football with all the other guys - and win my first medal!
Congratulations on your new-found masculinity!
Go get 'em on the football field!
You got this mate 😂
😂 Good For You!!!
🎉Just be sure insurance covers this. It can get nasty.
Like my grandson , but younger 😂classic
Such a inspiring women, glad she has the balls to show her achievements to the world. You go queen!
Yeah, literally
"I guess people doesn't like it when a woman succeed" *reveals bulge* . This had me dying XD
Pees on grass standing up.🤣
I was ROLLING!! BAHAHAH
It was honestly uncomfortable
@@sambur6480 now you see how the women feel in the locker rooms with these people.
@@7Bandit7 it will hurt less to chase them out. It will hurt more keeping quiet.
"I don't identify the weights as very heavy."
Chef's kiss. Perfect.
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@@androgyny77 Isn't she lovely ? ( Stevie Wonder )
As a mexican guy who identifies as a strong black woman this video is so inspiring 🙏🏻💫✨🤩 so much diversity ughhh I love it 😻😻
ofc ur mexican 😭
Shut up😂
I love her! does this mean I am a lesbian?
@@Helga7850 Guilty !!
Smh.SMH..
As a 3-year-old natty toddler with powerlifting records of a 575 bench press, 903 deadlift, and 945 squat, I am proud of you. Thank you!
This spoke to me on so many levels. As an 18 year old Black guy, that identifies as a the first bucket of KFC chicken, I stand by- nah I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t either
Sir, would that be a regular or extra crispy chicken? 😁
@@erniebuchinski3614 *Gasp* are you assuming my friend chicken option?
Stop eating animals it’s a sin
your the best
"women can most certainly get other women pregnant-I've done it!!" That was the line for me!
It's happening in women's-only prisons. Must be true since it's on the internet...
At first I found it really funny, but then realized how actually this is the imposed mindset - like for example it's not only women who have periods or can give birth. And you should be BANNED if you don't use gender neutral language. It's BS, and sad. It's something biological and we should be realistic about it.
Wtf
I lost it. That was hilarious!
Yep! After moving 27 men who identified as women from the mens prison to the womens prison, that Delaware penal institution has now reported that several female internees have become PREGNANT! Seems like women can impregnate other women afterall! Does this make men obsolete?😉
This is so absolutely on point. “HEY LADIES, I beat you by 11 minutes fair and square SO GET OVER IT.” I lost it!
Haha.. I died at that same comment!
500th like!
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"I beat you by 11 mins.." LOL
As a white African guy from Asia that's black, I gotta say you're making us girls proud!
thats f confusing 🤣
hahahahhahahahahhahhahhahaha
There actually are white people in Africa by the Mediterranean sea cost. Look it up.( Not talking about south African white folks descending from Europeans but actual indigenous white people). Not all of Africa is black.
Shiiit
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more and more female athletes need to speak up about this issue.
They’re the only ones that can, just try speaking up as a man you’ll be labeled every fob there is
in the UK they did, and the man who wanted to compete in women's cycling was turned down and then they barred all transgenders. The tide will turn the more people realize what is going on.
No women are racist, so they don't to get to hate speech, that's why we boycut biologicql females voices, it's sexist
@@ohgeezenotagain2767 thats true. i have 4 little nieces i cant imagine their dreams and hopes being crushed just because some men feel insecure and want to be a woman. thatd so unfair. i hope those brave female athletes understand and know that the majority of people is behind them in this issue.
@@nocturnal03 Emily Bridges had literally competed in a mens event less then a month before trying to compete as a women, the amount of piss they take is astounding it just goes to show how much narcissism is in sport, zero self awareness let alone any respect for the notion of fair play. but its sad its taken sport for people to notice, feminists have been complaining for years it started with the lesbians but no one listened to them, then the refuge centres but no one listened to them, then the universities but no one listened to them, then the medical profession but no one listened to them, then the prisons and no one listened to them, now we are at sport and people are finally noticing.
“I don’t identify the weighs as being that heavy.”
He got me there
Light weight baaabbbaaaayy
this is hilarious!! OMG, I was crying and laughing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not sure exactly what changed, but now I’m the best swimmer in the women’s division.”
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Fucking dead
I can't stop😂😂😂😂😂
Learn't how to swim from boys scouth in his teens, not girls scouth.
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Just keep playing along ..I swear in my wildest dreams and after viewing every single episode of the twilight zone.
Never, ever dreamed it would get this crazy..
You guys should be ashamed of yourself making fun of a beautiful young woman who stinks of eggs and have armpit hairs be respectful
As a white Indian male who identifies as a green female daschund who identifies as a 12 year old chinese garden hose, I am so inspired by your courage and you have helped me be proud of who I am. Which should be clear to everyone by now.
So you can water plants? Why is the hose Chinese? I think its Russian
i always thought old chinese hoses are the coolest in culture
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As a sperm whale who became a black mamba who became a turd who is still a republican she would know.
That means you’re 11 years older than the second oldest Chinese garden hose, congrats.
I DARE UA-cam to take this down.
"she" is so stunning, so brave.
Very prophetic!
You know JP, I don't mean this in a negative way, you are a truly a brave and stunning Neanderthalian beauty. Only very few women can pull off a full beard like you do. Congrats for shattering sexist stereotypes and expectations, you have the balls to prove women can be literally anything.
More like men can be anything.
Except funny.
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Lol
Well said!
JP Sears is a news reporting genius, not just a comedian.
You bet!
He makes fun of cross genders while taking any opportunity he can to cross dress. It is not ironic?
I just wanna know how he fit into his wife's bathing suit!
@@promethiac2641 It's almost like he's making fun of the fact that literally every single social institution is obsessed with the alphabet cult. He represents a time when men dressed like women because it looked stupid and GID was still considered a mental disorder in the DSM, so it was funny cause it was insane and unexpected, and not because it's "valid", in the era where the number one Google result to "can men get pregnant" is YES.
It's hilarious how you don't get the difference between men putting on women's clothes cause it looks dumb to make fun of the alphabets and the OIC - THE OLYMPICS - literally removing testosterone limits to officially validate deranged men pretending to be women to demolish actual women's hopes and dreams like a raging HRT Vitor Belfort pre-USADA. The only irony here is the situational irony that the transformers went down this road to "destigmatize" their mental illness and it only made the stigma worse among normal people, and made them more weary and harshly critical of their delusional thought patterns and the social institutions that support them. And now the Taliban are still on Twitter, but the Babylon Bee is gone for making fun of a transformer. The Taliban may rape 12 year old girls, but at least they didn't post any offensive jokes about a हिजड़ा (transformer).
Please just stop trying to bring "POCs" into your ideology. I am a brown Asian man and I want nothing to do with the "diversity, equity, inclusion" cult...
@@throwaway2430 Are you sure it's not because he likes to crossdress?
As a 20 year old South African who identifies as a 2 year old qualified medical doctor, biologist and Albert Einstein, I want to congratulate you and say that we need more woman like you in our world!
The foolishness of the woke world is now so clearly ridiculous and funny dear. I cried with so much laughter reading comments.
God this one made me laugh
oh Jared lol your too funny! now you have me thinking of my own, laugh it off, fake identity as I identify :) alpha jock straps help me JESUS NOW ;)
Jesus Christ lived a sinless life died on the cross rose from the dead three days later so you can have eternal life. You just have to accept his gift of salvation and repent from your sins and surrender your life to him Jesus Christ.
God Bless Everyone !
Im a Black Zimbabwean man but I identify as a Japanese Caucasian Maori teenager. I support you all the way.
As an asian men who identify himself as white,black, hispanic, transformer and ambulance I totally support you. Periods 💅
Dude really said ambulance😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@simonpierremugororotsi7636 his pronouns must be we/her/we/her
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The only thing that kept me from laughing more was how frighteningly accurate it was.
ua-cam.com/video/c4eBpVO8V8g/v-deo.html facts
One good thing though is there is more of us than there is of them. Way Way more of us.
The problem is people just keep falling into line thinking that this is the future they better get started on it.😥
@@tamitatangoto5134 there’s more, but guess what too many bleeding hearts. Trans people are known for suicide, so we got all these people who want to “fake sympathize” so they don’t off themselves. That’s why they have so much support it’s a pity party. I say let ‘em. Getting depressed because you weren’t born the opposite sex idc, get over it.
"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done that." - I fell off the chair LOLing.
me too. And that child is adorable like his beautiful parents, by the way.
im still laughing...
Hahahaha right that was my favorite part
Becuz men can be preggo 🙊😂😂😂
Truthua-cam.com/video/NmMcBDPBY4k0/v-deo.html
You crack me up. I love you for telling the truth through sarcasm.
"Women can most certainly get other women pregnant, I've done it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it was a real live breathing baby - yes ; if it was a turd of colour- no ....
...and click here to watch me swim like a healthy sperm.. literally 🤭🤣🤣
@@tmx-unlimited I could say " nailed it" , but I'm wondering if the expression would be taken the wrong way ..🤔🤔
@@paulreid2223 I proudly take it the wrong way😂
"I'm the one that hit the deer..." "I identify as black..." "I don't identify the weights as heavy..." OH GOD!!! STILL LAUGHING AT THOSE THREE... Thanks sir, er man, er mam...!!!! Thank God Observational Comedy is not dead... best wishes, hilarious video...
Excellent 🤣
reminds me of Ronnie Coleman's actual mental technique of considering the weights light.
"Light weight!!"
@@dustinwatkins7843 LIGHTWEIGHTTTT
Thanks sir?!
Are you a biologist to say that?
Have some respect for this lovely lady!
"It's MA'AM!"
Perfect time for the lg tv paris olympic 😂
Best sarcasm video ever seen 😂
Someone has put some of this up on utube shorts people are losing there minds they think it's real. 😁
To ALL the men who are taking a stand for WOMEN, I salute you.🫡 Thank you.🙏🏽 This video says it all.
Yes
Well women won't do anything, so someone has to.
only simps will!
@@bharathrock6382 U r an Indian, aren't u?
@@yafayafa9601 yup
Lol "I think children's sports is next. Probably peewee football!" That kills!
I'm 10 years old now! Classic! LMFAO
Best line!
As a 30 year old female who identifies as a speed bump it's nice to see someone speak up ❤
I'm no Biologist...but if you pee standing up, you should probably swim on the men's team. 😂
Genius! 🙂👍
Lol
Uhmm women can pee standing up.
Maybe messy but they can
@@donovanbryan5000 yes, but not like that lol
@@susanohara1584 lol. That's why I mentioned messy
"I learned to swim at Boy Scout Camp" killed me from the start. Hilarious all the way through!
Congratulations to Emma Weyant, the REAL woman winner in the NCAA 500 yard freestyle swimming championship.
She didn't win shit, she capitulated and lost to the man she was so super duper happy to include in her sport.
#DeSantis said so in an statement!
I don't think Trans should be allowed to compete in female sport, they are strong enough to accept they will never procreate, this is just something else like that as part of their change. It makes no sense. If they can beat the gender of birth I will fight for their legal right to compete there...science is all our friend here.
I spiked Lia Thomas's Gatorade with viagra
Not the champ I live in the free state of Florida the man the myth the legend said so
You're are making me piss myself!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
"I'm actually 10 years old now!" Hilarious...and heartbreaking...and terrifying...and sad.
Dems suck
The kids currently on “puberty blockers” should give this a try.
@@cassiel.6918 I think you mean those life destroying pills?
Its funny they havent pushed that YET, age is a social construct.
Happy Birthday!
In the current climate of ridiculousness, you've got "balls" to put this out there! LOL! Kudos, JP! (-:
Pumping out units, I mean kids, aka bringing innocent beings into this ‘heavenly’ dimension of misery, suffering, struggling, pain and DEATH, WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION/CONSENT, is NOT the solution/remedy/cure for your personal problems/issues such as: boredom, poverty, selfishness, loneliness, low IQ, **megalomania, shallowness, emptiness, vanity, hero complex syndrome, narcissism, virtue signalling syndrome. Please stop being a sadist, masochist and find a more useful/constructive hobby. 😉
**obsession with the exercise of power
If you were never born, what would you be missing?
*’kids’, aka future: pharmaceutical/medical industrial complex’ life long clients/victims, prison/military industrial complex clients/victims, fascists, satanists, totalitarian single digit IQ nobodies, communists, marxists, bolsheviks, leninists, SJWs, BLMs, socialists, mercenaries, religious freaks wearing funny clothing and head coverings spreading ‘peace’, prostitutes/escorts/sugar babies, sugar daddies/sugar mamas, female rapists, pimps, welfare/benefit queens/kings, cartel members, starving people, broke(n)/bankrupt people from all points of views, hitmen/hitwomen, murderers, witches/warlocks who curse others, murderers wearing uniforms-badges/white coats-stethoscopes/suits-ties, abused people, abusers/users, drunkards, drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, homeless, gang/mafia members, suicide victims, bullies, bullied people, torturers, tortured people, mentally and physically handicapped people, orphans, victims of organ harvesting and human trafficking, single mother victims, dead soldiers, racist group gang members, prostitutes, residents of hell, debt slaves, suckers to participate in the rat race that enables the world wide criminal syndicate(royalty, bankers etc.) to stay rich and become richer.
Not bringing innocent beings into this ‘heavenly’ dimension withotu their consent/permission is the most loving philosophy I have ever come across. It really gets to the core of morality and how it is wrong to impose suffering/death on others. It is always wrong to force people to suffer and die; it is always wrong to create life without their permission/consent. All suffering in the world is because two dopey narcissistic clowns thought only of their own cravings and not the guaranteed and possible suffering that their selfish actions would cause someone else to experience. Like rape, sexual abuse, murder etc., creating life is a nonconsensual imposition of suffering and unfortunately it is probably the worst crime of all as it literally causes all crimes. There isn't a "single" convincing argument against the Anti-natalist position, other than self-interested waffle & "cope".
Approximately 27 trillion pounds of chemicals were produced in or imported into the United States(same or more to the other continents/parts of the world) per year in the early part of this decade, which is the equivalent of approximately 74 billion pounds/day (nearly 250 pounds per person). This number does not include fuels, pesticides, pharmaceuticals, or food products. That yummy 'stuff ‘gets into our bodies. Flame retardants in gymnasts, 180+ toxic chemicals in the blood of newborns, the leaching of phlates from plastic wrap into our food, the list goes on and on.
So please keep marrying and reproducing. Keep the cycle of misery, suffering and death going, this only helps us the rich/wealthy stay rich and get richer?wealthier. ;)
With love,
The World Wide Criminal Syndicate: Royalty/Bankers/Industrialists/’Insuranceists’
Here is a cool reason/true story on why you should pump out more units(kid): ‘’It is a sad day as I watch grown people shove their parents into the grave to take their spoils. have watched my cousins kill their parents early by running up their credit, mortgaging their homes, and then having the morphine pumped in them and even one of my cousins even told his mom that she would die today, as he gave permission for the morphine.
She had a trake down her throat,s o she could not defend herself, but when he told her that… she looked at me and mom as her eyes got big as silver dollars with fear… my other cousin shoved her mom in a back bedroom for two years and gambled her 2400 a month away. My aunt finally got hold of a phone and called 911… and finally got out of her daughters hell… but then the hospess dropped her and broke her legs and hip and they finished her off with morphine.
My other aunt died with liver cancer as her kids fought over her funeral money, as they told her to go on and die.
My uncle had a son on crack that pushed him on in the box and these siblings all fell in one years time. Now my siblings are trying to push my mom in the box to get at her money and the sad thing is my mom knows it. I have tried to keep my two sisters off of my mom but they are constantly calling her and demanding that my mom buys them a house so they can leave their husbands. And my hands are tied. My ex and children robbed me a few years back so i know what’s going on but my hands are tied. This is a sad day that we have come to. My mom would fair out better if she had less money but the vultures are swarming. This is so sad and my sisters were raised better.‘’
There are a million statistics showing how single mothers are a scourge on humanity. Don’t perpetuate this cycle of single mothers raising single mothers and boys who end up in prison. Think of the misery you will be causing to an innocent child. While the potential is there to make barren couples happy, there is also the likelihood that you will be enabling a single mother to ruin another child. YOUR child.
As long as the government is fighting unwinnable wars, they will need bodies. Paying single moms to spit out children (through government welfare) while discouraging abortions is going to create more single mothers in poverty; Uncle Sam is hoping the men end up in the military while the women become knocked-up single moms just like their mothers did. If the men turn out to be useless, they can always be part of the industrial prison complex instead.
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and [hunters] of unorthodoxy.” ― Orwell, 1984
“The aim of totalitarian education has never been to install convictions but to destroy the capacity to form any. One of the greatest advantages of the totalitarian elites of the twenties and thirties was to turn any statement of fact into question of motive.
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exists”…
~ Hannah Arendt - The Origins of Totalitarianism (1951)
‘The technique of infamy is to start two lies at once and get people arguing heatedly over which is the truth.’ - Ezra Pound
The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim. An individual in a crowd is a grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which the wind stirs up at will. - Gustave Le Bon
Dis-eases are nothing more than the body's inability to excrete morbid matter that we accumulate from what we eat/drink/inhale/wear/rub on ourselves. In other words: CHRONIC CONSTIPATION IN THE BOWELS AND ORGANS. This is known since adam and eve, since about 6000 years. Empty the body of morbid matter and you recover from ANY so called 'dis-eases' 100% of the time.
Viruses are made INTERNALLY by the cells in order to detox themselves.
Depending how much heavy metals and other man made chemicals(this includes all pharmaceutical pills, injections, inhalers, creams etc.) one inhaled/ate/drank/rubbed on their bodies, the cells will manufacture a specific solvent/soap(i.e. a 'virus') in order to detox itself.
Fungus, mold, yeast, bacteria are the cleaners, workers and soaps/solvents of the body. If you see fire fighters spraying water on a building and saving people from burning building, do you conclude that the fire fighters are the CAUSE of the fire? ;-)
I know, it is difficult to admit that you were/are fooled/conned.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me thrice, then Bill Gates is right.
The constantly changing, self contradictory narrative(s) is(are) a psychological weapon they are deploying, designed to disengage and depress the populace, so they give up thinking and just accept whatever they are told.
They will fake the alien invasion. But this alien invasion will not be hostile, they will present this as the second coming of Jesus. And they'll have a fake Jesus, pseudo-Christ (what many, due to the loose translation of the original Greek, call anti-christ; in the original text the word is pseudo-christ, fake christ) and fake Jesus is gonna tell you to be good and take your vaccines and all that.
They'll be able to project holographic images everywhere of jesus and alien angels and all that, and 5g network will help them out I think.
They've been building up the ancient aliens narrative and all that for a long time. It's all bullshit.
The churches will recognize his authority and sell out the humankind apart from a few preachers here and there. And that's it.
‘There are people that believe government, trillionaires, billionaires, big pharma, chemical giants are benevolent entities with only the sheeple’s best interest at heart. Then there’s the rest of us “spoiler alerters.’
"There will come a time when people will go insane, and when they see someone who isn't insane, they will attack him and say, 'You are insane; you aren't like us." - Saint Anthony the Great
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Exactly tha "" balls "" is the right expression. 😜😜😜😜👍👍👍
Hey! Those aren't balls they are external ovaries!
@@rogerburn5132 I couldn't resist the pun!
yeah and we can see them lol
You bring so much joy to my world. Frickin hilarious and spot on. “Im 10 years old now” 🤣🤣🤣
I’m feeling the same way. And I’m black 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, can my teenager identify as 21 and go buy alcohol?
She’s steering with a rudder!
This is a documentary, not a comedy. There are people who genuinely think like this.
That's the whole point....it's the truth in comedy....
@@marzena3396815 I know! I still can’t get over it.
@@winxclubstellamusa yes....it's very sad...😔
@@marzena3396815 Agreed. "Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense." Mark Twain.
You're just racist because they identify themselves as Kamala Harris!