@Anderson Dalmeus Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses? Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.
It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.
"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania." "Well then it looks like..." ... "... I can't find my sunglasses..." ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪
“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.” “I guess you could say this was a...” (Puts on sunglasses) “...brief case.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
So many sunglasses... I guess you could say that Horatio Caine... **puts on sunglasses** ...was one shady detective! YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)
Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.
Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that? Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew... *Sunglasses* ...his Thyme was up. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster. Well, you know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* ...the more the merrier. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge." "I guess you could say he hit..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Rock bottom." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Black Friday on US "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers" "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx." *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless." ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_ *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?" *Agent:* "He was the victim..."
It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.
Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death? A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's. Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎 _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_
"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear." "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing." YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"Sir, we found the baseball player decapitated, lying in the middle of the field." "Well I guess you can say he was," (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ahead of the game. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie." "I guess you can say he'll... *Puts sunglasses on.* ...carry the movie." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat." "Well,at least he had..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A Dying Breath." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite." "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes." "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off." "Well, I think we can safely say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "They did Nazi it coming." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away." "Well, it looks like our killer is..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Screwed" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do. I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner: "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border." "I guess you could say our victim... *glasses* "... bit the dust." YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses. Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A lot of balls.
"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac." "Well, I guess you could say the victim..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...hit a dead end." *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing'' ''Well I guess the victim (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) will be all right! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother! (Sniff) well, he was always... ...an inbred man. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
I always imagine that, right after the line, while we see the intro, Frank and other people present role their eyes and growl over the terrible line, Horatio just said.
"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
"The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged" "Well looks like we`ve got" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A challenge" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
"Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention."
"I guess that was their..."
*glasses*
"Final Fantasy"
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
+Reviews From The North LMFAO!!!!
😂😂😂👌👌
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
That was next level
some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life
Some of them? Don't you mean ALL of them? Lol
@Anderson Dalmeus
Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses?
Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.
@Anderson Dalmeus
That... would be ingeniously messed up.
It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.
Trick is to have a wingman to go "YEAAAHHHH", completely neutralises the awkwardness.
"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania."
"Well then it looks like..."
...
"... I can't find my sunglasses..."
♪ Nooooooooo... ♪
+PuppetMaster9 i allmost started to cry laughing so hard haha
Ha! ha! Best comment ever!!!....Yeaaaah!!!
😀😅😃😂😄🤣😁😆😜🤪😎
You win forever
My stomach hurts!! 😂
“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.”
“I guess you could say this was a...”
(Puts on sunglasses)
“...brief case.”
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Officer- Lt, the victim was having tuna when he was killed.
Horatio- I think this story (puts on sunglasses) sounds a little fishy.
YEEEEAAAHHH!
LOUDEST OF APPLAUSES
🦾🤣🦾🤣🦾🤣
BADUM-TSSSSS 🥁😂
So many sunglasses...
I guess you could say that Horatio Caine...
**puts on sunglasses**
...was one shady detective!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
+Tony James Gilpin
Pure genius right here.
This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.
As was Caruso. He knew exactly what he was doing 😎
Because sometimes something is so bad...
(Sunglasses)
It's good
YEEAAAHHHH!!!
I’d say the same thing, but the dead can’t talk… YEAAHHHHH!!!! 😂
@@stemup Exactly why I love stuff like this that comes back around from stupid to silly fun!
And hilarious 😎
"We found semen in the victims ear."
"I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
It would be better if you say she heard the convict coming
@@tfw8729 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@tfw8729 we may hope it was a mutually pleasurable encounter and she heard herself coming, too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean perp?
The comments are better than the video.
Yeaaaaahhhhh!
+Destroyer of Worlds the victim was eating cereal I guess we're looking for a serial killer
Destroyer Of Worlds? Linea, is that you?
Leprosy is better than the video.
Also, hi beforetimes commenter.
David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series.
Freaking legend.
❤❤❤
He knew this is the peak and it’s all downhill from here 😂
@@omegamanGXE I read his scoliosis was getting more painful as the years on CIS went by and that's why he quit
@@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)
@@omegamanGXE I, RED the Wifey Hunter, knowing this meme, will willingly pull the pin on this grenade.
Gentlemen, it’s been an honor.
🫡
What’s Ligma?
Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.
❤❤
Anybody deserves better writers😂
Frank: What are you gonna do?
Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess you got a 69er in your likes, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that?
Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew...
*Sunglasses*
...his Thyme was up.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio.
You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go.
YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Your comment aged well.
Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster.
Well, you know what they say...
*puts on sunglasses*
...the more the merrier.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
0
F. N , oo @@Chicken_Nugget1
"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge."
"I guess you could say he hit..."
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"Rock bottom."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Underrated.
that joke hit rock bottom
@N L No it doesn't. The show was far from awful.
Sir, a man was found without his arm today!
Looks like he
(sunglasses)
Needs a hand.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only that, he seems to have been....
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)<
*DISARMED*
YEEEEEEAAHHHH!!
"Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Black Friday on US
"We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers"
"Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
Sizifus g hospital
"This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him"
"Looks like this crime was..."
*Sunglasses*
"... long overdue"
Book 'em...
YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
"looks like you have the right to remain silent....in more ways than one"
"YEAHHHHHH"
Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene.
Person: How?
*Puts on sunglasses*
Horatio: He left fresh prints.
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Scorecatron 😂😂😂
I don't get it :I
Old old one.
@@bbenjoe prints - prince
@@bbenjoe Fresh Prince of Bel Air
"Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination."
"Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination."
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!
"Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner
YER ALREDDY DED BRUDDER
@@GoAvs69420 “puts on glasses” join the club
One of the best
At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!
He jumped off the boat just to make it more dramatic.
*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx."
*Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless."
♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_
*Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?"
*Agent:* "He was the victim..."
It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.
Hey he didn’t always put them on
--- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS UA-cam VIDEO ---
"That's seven minutes of his life he'll.....
(sunglasses)
.... never get back."
YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!
Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death?
A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's.
Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎
_YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_
This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂
"Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell."
"Well, it looks like she..."
*(puts on sunglasses)*
"...was flying high."
"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh"
"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear."
"Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing."
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lmao
- Sir, we've found a body with a head missing.
- Well, it looks like...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
**drops glasses**
- FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beinyourguard lost their head jeez Caruso that was obvious!
my favorite comment ever yo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..."
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"...saw it coming."
YEEEAAAHHH!
+Saint0Vicious LOLLLLL!!!
+Saint0Vicious holy shit good job man XD
+Saint0Vicious DMX makes a joke like that in "Where the Hood At"
Lol i cant believe its been over a year for this comment :D good shit
and another year
I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚
I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.
"Sir, we found the baseball player decapitated, lying in the middle of the field."
"Well I guess you can say he was,"
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
ahead of the game.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
69th like btw
"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie."
"I guess you can say he'll...
*Puts sunglasses on.*
...carry the movie."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Sees Sonic's redesign)
Well it looks like Paramount's beginning to........
LIVE AND LEARN!
Okay, three words: CBS Paramount Television.
"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat."
"Well,at least he had..."
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"A Dying Breath."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
what?
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's because Lays potato chips bags are mostly air.
gaaraxnaru oh, i thought he was making a pun about the name. so i was confused.
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's okay.
Andrew Williams thats my line
"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite."
"I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes."
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
RySenkari chaigo fier
this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man
CSI New York was low-key boring
@@jwill5892CSI Old York was better
@@jwill5892
Nah Vegas was the worst by far
"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off."
"Well, I think we can safely say..."
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"They did Nazi it coming."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
"Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed"
"Well I guess somebody"
*puts sunglasses on*
"Couldn't handle the truth"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
When did Jack Nicholson receive a knighthood?
@@calumcookson740 comma fail!
"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away."
"Well, it looks like our killer is..."
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"Screwed"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
evesira genuinly fenomenal!
We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^
He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!
As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do.
I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner:
"Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border."
"I guess you could say our victim...
*glasses*
"... bit the dust."
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
+Brian Gruenewald "Sir,the victim was killed at a internet cafe"
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"Well, i guess he was....Logged off"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so bad but so good
pergproductions
Or more like
“So bad.......”
“...but so good”
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
"I may suck at acting, but"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"The writers do blow!"
Writers: "YEEAAAAAHHHHH!"
The information is locked in that suitcase
Well I guess you can say this case is closed..
YEAAAAA
Endless... for 7 minutes.
yeahhhj
- Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner?
- Because....
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
- It's no joke this time.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
This killed me! you made my day
these are all so corny.. it hurts!
*****
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
You must hate vegetables then
I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂
It's all coming together for me now❤❤😊
Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
"Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!"
"Well I guess you could say..."
(•-•)
(•-•)>▪-▪
(▪-▪)
"He's swimming with the fishes"
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime
The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes
The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.
How have I not seen this.
sushirolled2499 YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
cheeseybiscuits100 Lmao
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Trust me, you guys are gonna want to see these!
I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)
*Guy dies in a vaccum*
"I guess this really......
SUCKS"
06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!
Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing
True
TheSmartnotebook YEAAAAAAAAA
Disagree. Caruso has some good moments of acting in these clips.
I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!
chris rucker Lordy I thought it was just me because this shit is too funny. I try to keep it together and it's not working 😭😂
So when you made this comment you were 😎 thinking a head
Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.
"Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!"
"Well, I guess you can say..."
"Justice is blind"
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
“Sir, a man was found dangling from a bell tower after a helicopter crash”
“Well I guess he......................
Was saved by the bell “
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!
Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses.
Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
A lot of balls.
YEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!
I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts
Imagine doing this in real life 🤣🤣🤣
"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac."
"Well, I guess you could say the victim..."
(Puts on sunglasses)
"...hit a dead end."
*YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
Sir the victim fell outta plane
Guess he was grounded!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
+TheKingKung Sir the victim fell outta plane (•_•)
well .. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ guess he ..
was grounded(⌐■_■)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!
awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time
This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....
Ahh, classic UA-cam, we meet again.
"There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal."
"You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme."
YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!
"The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt"
"Well he won't be.."
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"Having a nice day."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
sir, this man died from a thing...
*puts on shades* ok
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
"it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.
This shit is still funny over 10 years later.
1:00
that was actually a pretty good one....
''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing''
''Well I guess the victim
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
will be all right!
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"We found semen in her ear, sir"
"Well, I guess she heard her killer..."
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"...coming."
YEEEEAAAAHHHH
James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother!
(Sniff) well, he was always...
...an inbred man.
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
Yes I know I forgot the R at the end of "your" ok?
Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.
This makes me LOL and watch through my fingers at the same time - its just inspired editing. 6 million views and counting - well deserved
Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing.
I’m assuming he was...
**Sunglasses**
Taken
YEEEEAAAHHHHH
""It would appear the victim was dyslexic..."
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH.....
*pulls off sunglasses*
"Guess I then well....."
I always imagine that, right after the line, while we see the intro, Frank and other people present role their eyes and growl over the terrible line, Horatio just said.
🤣😂😂
Thanks for the upload 🗼🏫🏨🏯
"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold
"The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged"
"Well looks like we`ve got"
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"A challenge"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
David Caruso single handendly made this the best spin off imo. Fking legend
The only reason I own sunglasses
CSI Meme Alley
The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled...
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
again.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
This deserves a trillion views.