CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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  • @reviewsfromthenorth7929
    @reviewsfromthenorth7929 9 років тому +2974

    "Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention."
    "I guess that was their..."
    *glasses*
    "Final Fantasy"
    YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @pepe-roni1702
    @pepe-roni1702 10 років тому +1170

    some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life

    • @idab9958
      @idab9958 5 років тому +167

      Some of them? Don't you mean ALL of them? Lol

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +26

      @Anderson Dalmeus
      Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses?
      Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +5

      @Anderson Dalmeus
      That... would be ingeniously messed up.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 5 років тому +49

      It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 5 років тому +63

      Trick is to have a wingman to go "YEAAAHHHH", completely neutralises the awkwardness.

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 9 років тому +1932

    "Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania."
    "Well then it looks like..."
    ...
    "... I can't find my sunglasses..."
    ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪

    • @Ladosligese
      @Ladosligese 9 років тому +60

      +PuppetMaster9 i allmost started to cry laughing so hard haha

    • @Johnnyhumbkr
      @Johnnyhumbkr 8 років тому +28

      Ha! ha! Best comment ever!!!....Yeaaaah!!!

    • @terrymcginnis2878
      @terrymcginnis2878 6 років тому +1

      😀😅😃😂😄🤣😁😆😜🤪😎

    • @legomaestro2079
      @legomaestro2079 5 років тому +11

      You win forever

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +10

      My stomach hurts!! 😂

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 5 років тому +459

    “Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.”
    “I guess you could say this was a...”
    (Puts on sunglasses)
    “...brief case.”
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

    • @detmstr341
      @detmstr341 Рік тому +11

      Officer- Lt, the victim was having tuna when he was killed.
      Horatio- I think this story (puts on sunglasses) sounds a little fishy.
      YEEEEAAAHHH!

    • @tbrown8721
      @tbrown8721 Рік тому +5

      LOUDEST OF APPLAUSES

    • @michaelbonhomme3677
      @michaelbonhomme3677 Рік тому +2

      🦾🤣🦾🤣🦾🤣

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 2 місяці тому

      BADUM-TSSSSS 🥁😂

  • @jamesgrey13
    @jamesgrey13 10 років тому +683

    So many sunglasses...
    I guess you could say that Horatio Caine...
    **puts on sunglasses**
    ...was one shady detective!
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 7 років тому +7

      +Tony James Gilpin
      Pure genius right here.

  • @conrad1on
    @conrad1on 12 років тому +402

    This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone 2 роки тому +15

      As was Caruso. He knew exactly what he was doing 😎

    • @stemup
      @stemup Рік тому +20

      Because sometimes something is so bad...
      (Sunglasses)
      It's good
      YEEAAAHHHH!!!

    • @ryanpeplinski1884
      @ryanpeplinski1884 Рік тому +5

      I’d say the same thing, but the dead can’t talk… YEAAHHHHH!!!! 😂

    • @GTRFREAK17
      @GTRFREAK17 Рік тому +1

      @@stemup Exactly why I love stuff like this that comes back around from stupid to silly fun!

    • @soleiltounsi6754
      @soleiltounsi6754 11 місяців тому +2

      And hilarious 😎

  • @ProjectHilton
    @ProjectHilton 11 років тому +1025

    "We found semen in the victims ear."
    "I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @tfw8729
      @tfw8729 6 років тому +37

      It would be better if you say she heard the convict coming

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 3 роки тому +5

      @@tfw8729 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому +5

      @@tfw8729 we may hope it was a mutually pleasurable encounter and she heard herself coming, too.

    • @michaelbonhomme3677
      @michaelbonhomme3677 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 11 місяців тому

      You mean perp?

  • @Jay-eo9bt
    @Jay-eo9bt 8 років тому +520

    The comments are better than the video.

    • @zzzxxc1
      @zzzxxc1 8 років тому +75

      Yeaaaaahhhhh!

    • @najeedwilson8497
      @najeedwilson8497 7 років тому +13

      +Destroyer of Worlds the victim was eating cereal I guess we're looking for a serial killer

    • @bigelile07
      @bigelile07 6 років тому

      Destroyer Of Worlds? Linea, is that you?

    • @johnnylav
      @johnnylav 6 місяців тому

      Leprosy is better than the video.
      Also, hi beforetimes commenter.

  • @Wired4Life2
    @Wired4Life2 Рік тому +115

    David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series.
    Freaking legend.

    • @semoneg2826
      @semoneg2826 8 місяців тому +1

      ❤❤❤

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 7 місяців тому +8

      He knew this is the peak and it’s all downhill from here 😂

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@omegamanGXE I read his scoliosis was getting more painful as the years on CIS went by and that's why he quit

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 4 місяці тому +6

      @@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)

    • @redthewifeyhunter4034
      @redthewifeyhunter4034 4 місяці тому +3

      @@omegamanGXE I, RED the Wifey Hunter, knowing this meme, will willingly pull the pin on this grenade.
      Gentlemen, it’s been an honor.
      🫡
      What’s Ligma?

  • @musicathena
    @musicathena 4 роки тому +191

    Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.

    • @semoneg2826
      @semoneg2826 8 місяців тому +1

      ❤❤

    • @Notturnoir
      @Notturnoir 7 місяців тому +2

      Anybody deserves better writers😂

  • @andrewmurrin6145
    @andrewmurrin6145 9 років тому +183

    Frank: What are you gonna do?
    Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @taggingchan8343
      @taggingchan8343 2 роки тому +3

      I guess you got a 69er in your likes, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • @lilbro86
    @lilbro86 10 років тому +124

    Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that?
    Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew...
    *Sunglasses*
    ...his Thyme was up.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @eddieroche8176
    @eddieroche8176 9 років тому +277

    They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio.
    You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go.
    YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

    • @yattibanks
      @yattibanks 5 років тому +16

      Your comment aged well.

  • @ThatWillyNapsGuy
    @ThatWillyNapsGuy 9 років тому +168

    Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster.
    Well, you know what they say...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    ...the more the merrier.
    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @epicdemic777
    @epicdemic777 8 років тому +248

    "Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge."
    "I guess you could say he hit..."
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "Rock bottom."
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @conorm.5331
      @conorm.5331 8 років тому +1

      Underrated.

    • @project_X_design
      @project_X_design 8 років тому +1

      that joke hit rock bottom

    • @nomore5668
      @nomore5668 5 років тому +2

      @N L No it doesn't. The show was far from awful.

  • @totesmgotes98
    @totesmgotes98 11 років тому +304

    Sir, a man was found without his arm today!
    Looks like he
    (sunglasses)
    Needs a hand.
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ErrantChordier
      @ErrantChordier 5 років тому +15

      Not only that, he seems to have been....
      (•_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)<
      *DISARMED*
      YEEEEEEAAHHHH!!

  • @devinthierault
    @devinthierault 8 років тому +112

    "Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 11 років тому +378

    Black Friday on US
    "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers"
    "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.."
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

  • @blackblood9095
    @blackblood9095 5 років тому +292

    "This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him"
    "Looks like this crime was..."
    *Sunglasses*
    "... long overdue"

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 4 роки тому +19

      Book 'em...
      YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 11 місяців тому +3

      "looks like you have the right to remain silent....in more ways than one"
      "YEAHHHHHH"

  • @Scorecatron
    @Scorecatron 11 років тому +804

    Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene.
    Person: How?
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    Horatio: He left fresh prints.
    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @ohsnapitzsadie1327
      @ohsnapitzsadie1327 4 роки тому +4

      Scorecatron 😂😂😂

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe 4 роки тому

      I don't get it :I

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 роки тому

      Old old one.

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 4 роки тому +5

      @@bbenjoe prints - prince

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 3 роки тому +7

      @@bbenjoe Fresh Prince of Bel Air

  • @dustin3603
    @dustin3603 5 років тому +106

    "Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination."
    "Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination."
    YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @hannibalkills1214
    @hannibalkills1214 8 років тому +86

    "Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."

    • @auggie87
      @auggie87 8 років тому +21

      YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zeeman857
    @zeeman857 5 років тому +115

    The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner

  • @Funwithbonus
    @Funwithbonus 11 років тому +93

    At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!

    • @GuitarWholesale
      @GuitarWholesale 10 років тому +46

      He jumped off the boat just to make it more dramatic.

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 6 років тому +78

    *Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx."
    *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless."
    ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_
    *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?"
    *Agent:* "He was the victim..."

  • @jc13jach3
    @jc13jach3 10 років тому +101

    It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.

    • @num1Jaysta
      @num1Jaysta 2 роки тому +1

      Hey he didn’t always put them on

  • @Voysh2Voysh69
    @Voysh2Voysh69 10 років тому +125

    --- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS UA-cam VIDEO ---
    "That's seven minutes of his life he'll.....
    (sunglasses)
    .... never get back."
    YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!

  • @davide724
    @davide724 4 роки тому +35

    Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death?
    A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's.
    Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎
    _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_

  • @garysimpson1438
    @garysimpson1438 5 років тому +37

    This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 6 років тому +50

    "Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell."
    "Well, it looks like she..."
    *(puts on sunglasses)*
    "...was flying high."

  • @ericmcclain1869
    @ericmcclain1869 9 років тому +71

    "Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear."
    "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing."
    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @beinyourguard
    @beinyourguard 8 років тому +298

    - Sir, we've found a body with a head missing.
    - Well, it looks like...
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    **drops glasses**
    - FUCK

    • @auggie87
      @auggie87 8 років тому +46

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 8 років тому +14

      YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @superextempman
      @superextempman 7 років тому +4

      beinyourguard lost their head jeez Caruso that was obvious!

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 7 років тому +4

      my favorite comment ever yo

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 6 років тому +6

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @SaintHimself
    @SaintHimself 9 років тому +229

    "Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..."
    ( •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "...saw it coming."
    YEEEAAAHHH!

    • @amsterdam900
      @amsterdam900 9 років тому +2

      +Saint0Vicious LOLLLLL!!!

    • @OMAR-yr3mt
      @OMAR-yr3mt 9 років тому +3

      +Saint0Vicious holy shit good job man XD

    • @baileytheralls6005
      @baileytheralls6005 9 років тому +2

      +Saint0Vicious DMX makes a joke like that in "Where the Hood At"

    • @SaintHimself
      @SaintHimself 8 років тому +4

      Lol i cant believe its been over a year for this comment :D good shit

    • @HIMYMTR
      @HIMYMTR 6 років тому +3

      and another year

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous 7 місяців тому +7

    I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 11 років тому +34

    I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.

  • @bobsmith6043
    @bobsmith6043 9 років тому +86

    "Sir, we found the baseball player decapitated, lying in the middle of the field."
    "Well I guess you can say he was,"
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    ahead of the game.
    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 5 років тому +57

    "Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie."
    "I guess you can say he'll...
    *Puts sunglasses on.*
    ...carry the movie."
    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @yattibanks
      @yattibanks 5 років тому +8

      (Sees Sonic's redesign)
      Well it looks like Paramount's beginning to........
      LIVE AND LEARN!

    • @Bobby-o2t
      @Bobby-o2t Місяць тому

      Okay, three words: CBS Paramount Television.

  • @andrewwilliams1857
    @andrewwilliams1857 9 років тому +149

    "Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat."
    "Well,at least he had..."
    (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
    "A Dying Breath."
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @angelofdeath7262
      @angelofdeath7262 9 років тому +4

      what?

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru 9 років тому +12

      Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's because Lays potato chips bags are mostly air.

    • @angelofdeath7262
      @angelofdeath7262 9 років тому +2

      gaaraxnaru oh, i thought he was making a pun about the name. so i was confused.

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru 9 років тому

      Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's okay.

    • @Trae-sb5du
      @Trae-sb5du 9 років тому +2

      Andrew Williams thats my line

  • @RySenkari
    @RySenkari 10 років тому +35

    "Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite."
    "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes."
    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

  • @dashielove
    @dashielove 10 років тому +33

    this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 11 місяців тому +3

      CSI New York was low-key boring

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 7 місяців тому

      @@jwill5892CSI Old York was better

    • @dsadunnodudeish4535
      @dsadunnodudeish4535 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jwill5892
      Nah Vegas was the worst by far

  • @Kev95682
    @Kev95682 10 років тому +118

    "You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off."
    "Well, I think we can safely say..."
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "They did Nazi it coming."
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @BlueShadesWellz
    @BlueShadesWellz 8 років тому +129

    "Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed"
    "Well I guess somebody"
    *puts sunglasses on*
    "Couldn't handle the truth"

    • @TrueBlueProd
      @TrueBlueProd 8 років тому +16

      YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @calumcookson740
      @calumcookson740 7 років тому +10

      When did Jack Nicholson receive a knighthood?

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 5 років тому +1

      @@calumcookson740 comma fail!

  • @VincentRubinetti
    @VincentRubinetti 9 років тому +39

    "We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away."
    "Well, it looks like our killer is..."
    (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
    "Screwed"
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • @justinmcgrath3358
    @justinmcgrath3358 9 років тому +110

    We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xAaeiynx
    @xAaeiynx 10 років тому +41

    I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^

  • @MrDemonDog666
    @MrDemonDog666 12 років тому +37

    He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!

  • @briangruenewald7536
    @briangruenewald7536 8 років тому +26

    As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do.
    I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner:
    "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border."
    "I guess you could say our victim...
    *glasses*
    "... bit the dust."
    YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @Dankuzmeemusmaximus
      @Dankuzmeemusmaximus 8 років тому +6

      +Brian Gruenewald "Sir,the victim was killed at a internet cafe"
      (•_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)
      "Well, i guess he was....Logged off"
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @pergproductions
    @pergproductions 11 років тому +75

    so bad but so good

    • @marca4585
      @marca4585 5 років тому +2

      pergproductions
      Or more like
      “So bad.......”
      “...but so good”
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @PCDisciple
    @PCDisciple 10 років тому +39

    Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @philippweisang
    @philippweisang 3 роки тому +48

    "I may suck at acting, but"
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    "The writers do blow!"
    Writers: "YEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

  • @vulturearmy3780
    @vulturearmy3780 9 років тому +20

    The information is locked in that suitcase
    Well I guess you can say this case is closed..
    YEAAAAA

  • @TumbleDwarf
    @TumbleDwarf 11 років тому +57

    Endless... for 7 minutes.

  • @Orbitten
    @Orbitten 7 років тому +47

    - Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner?
    - Because....
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    - It's no joke this time.
    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • @thegangsternextdoor
    @thegangsternextdoor 10 років тому +77

    these are all so corny.. it hurts!

  • @iCeddybear94
    @iCeddybear94 3 роки тому +22

    I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂

    • @semoneg2826
      @semoneg2826 8 місяців тому

      It's all coming together for me now❤❤😊

  • @wallacemarbach609
    @wallacemarbach609 11 років тому +20

    Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...

  • @imjustandromeda
    @imjustandromeda 8 років тому +19

    "Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!"
    "Well I guess you could say..."
    (•-•)
    (•-•)>▪-▪
    (▪-▪)
    "He's swimming with the fishes"
    YEEEAAAHHH!!!

  • @BEAGLE1226
    @BEAGLE1226 9 років тому +29

    This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime

  • @junebugblues
    @junebugblues Рік тому +5

    The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes

  • @HeavenlyKnight96
    @HeavenlyKnight96 7 місяців тому +2

    The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.

  • @MorganMurphyMr
    @MorganMurphyMr 10 років тому +35

    How have I not seen this.

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 10 років тому +16

      sushirolled2499 YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • @camo9361
      @camo9361 10 років тому +2

      cheeseybiscuits100 Lmao

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 10 років тому +1

      i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2892311296/h0F84651C/
      img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/radiancelis/1macros/roflbot-Va2o.jpg
      Trust me, you guys are gonna want to see these!

  • @Indaheezay
    @Indaheezay 13 років тому +6

    I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)

  • @dodger300100
    @dodger300100 5 років тому +12

    *Guy dies in a vaccum*
    "I guess this really......
    SUCKS"

  • @eduardosantanagomes3260
    @eduardosantanagomes3260 Рік тому +15

    06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!

  • @thefluffinator229
    @thefluffinator229 10 років тому +46

    Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing

  • @Rucker1980
    @Rucker1980 11 років тому +36

    I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!

    • @mikaelascott8011
      @mikaelascott8011 5 років тому +5

      chris rucker Lordy I thought it was just me because this shit is too funny. I try to keep it together and it's not working 😭😂

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 3 місяці тому

      So when you made this comment you were 😎 thinking a head

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 Рік тому +3

    Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.

  • @Slecker95
    @Slecker95 6 років тому +18

    "Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!"
    "Well, I guess you can say..."
    "Justice is blind"
    YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @Crazyladuda
    @Crazyladuda 5 років тому +23

    “Sir, a man was found dangling from a bell tower after a helicopter crash”
    “Well I guess he......................
    Was saved by the bell “

  • @linux750
    @linux750 5 років тому +24

    This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!

  • @cqtaylor
    @cqtaylor 9 років тому +81

    Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses.
    Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    A lot of balls.

  • @emiel255
    @emiel255 3 роки тому +7

    I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts

    • @farmboyfanGaming
      @farmboyfanGaming 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine doing this in real life 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 6 років тому +8

    "Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac."
    "Well, I guess you could say the victim..."
    (Puts on sunglasses)
    "...hit a dead end."
    *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*

  • @exo7969
    @exo7969 9 років тому +35

    Sir the victim fell outta plane
    Guess he was grounded!
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @HaanSoIo
      @HaanSoIo 9 років тому +4

      +TheKingKung Sir the victim fell outta plane (•_•)
      well .. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ guess he ..
      was grounded(⌐■_■)
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!

  • @smaze1782
    @smaze1782 10 років тому +4

    awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time

  • @BobTrieste
    @BobTrieste 7 місяців тому +1

    This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....

  • @EnDSchultz1
    @EnDSchultz1 5 років тому +6

    Ahh, classic UA-cam, we meet again.

  • @BradPham
    @BradPham 7 місяців тому +5

    "There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal."
    "You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme."
    YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!

  • @TheDayZCowboy90
    @TheDayZCowboy90 9 років тому +12

    "The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt"
    "Well he won't be.."
    (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
    "Having a nice day."
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • @TheFamguy1337
    @TheFamguy1337 8 років тому +23

    sir, this man died from a thing...
    *puts on shades* ok
    YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @pjlimbeek2713
    @pjlimbeek2713 10 років тому +13

    "it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.

  • @InhalationAerosol
    @InhalationAerosol 3 роки тому +22

    This shit is still funny over 10 years later.

  • @landong99
    @landong99 11 років тому +19

    1:00
    that was actually a pretty good one....

  • @Glandorf570
    @Glandorf570 10 років тому +13

    ''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing''
    ''Well I guess the victim
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    will be all right!
    YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @EaglesFastAndLow
    @EaglesFastAndLow 10 років тому +23

    "We found semen in her ear, sir"
    "Well, I guess she heard her killer..."
    •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "...coming."
    YEEEEAAAAHHHH

  • @ShadowAndRoseS
    @ShadowAndRoseS 10 років тому +26

    James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother!
    (Sniff) well, he was always...
    ...an inbred man.
    YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

    • @ShadowAndRoseS
      @ShadowAndRoseS 9 років тому +1

      Yes I know I forgot the R at the end of "your" ok?

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 2 роки тому +4

    Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.

  • @platosays
    @platosays 11 років тому +1

    This makes me LOL and watch through my fingers at the same time - its just inspired editing. 6 million views and counting - well deserved

  • @wesley9902
    @wesley9902 4 роки тому +6

    Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing.
    I’m assuming he was...
    **Sunglasses**
    Taken
    YEEEEAAAHHHHH

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 6 місяців тому +5

    ""It would appear the victim was dyslexic..."
    YEEEEEAAAAHHHH.....
    *pulls off sunglasses*
    "Guess I then well....."

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 5 років тому +17

    I always imagine that, right after the line, while we see the intro, Frank and other people present role their eyes and growl over the terrible line, Horatio just said.

  • @andresperez7476
    @andresperez7476 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the upload 🗼🏫🏨🏯

  • @cagedbutterfly93
    @cagedbutterfly93 11 років тому +6

    "The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • @Spectre42153
    @Spectre42153 Рік тому +6

    1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold

  • @martinbabachev728
    @martinbabachev728 10 років тому +17

    "The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged"
    "Well looks like we`ve got"
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "A challenge"
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @jacob2971
    @jacob2971 8 місяців тому +2

    David Caruso single handendly made this the best spin off imo. Fking legend

  • @terrajshelton5894
    @terrajshelton5894 2 роки тому +4

    The only reason I own sunglasses

  • @tron-8140
    @tron-8140 8 років тому +22

    CSI Meme Alley

  • @johnrichards7179
    @johnrichards7179 9 років тому +11

    The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled...
    (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
    again.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • @revmotor
    @revmotor 5 років тому +1

    This deserves a trillion views.