A DREAM is a Wish Your CAST Makes
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Systems of Measurement; Metric, Imperial, Halo Collector's Edition Master Chief Figurine.
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Holy Mackerel The Third
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jerma's childhood game having a viewrating counter in the bottom corner is probably where his madness started
“Resident sleeper?!”
The worst part is that, aside from the final mission, you can only get a 100% View Rating by figuring out hidden inputs. They're all Hey, but the timing has zero cues, you can only begin figure it out by combing through the character gallery where sometimes vague hints will appear. Space Channel 5 Part 2 is fucking insane.
@@aortaplatinum Lol, so Parappa wasn't the only rhythm game to have bullshit "cool" inputs
@@cheetoschrist5685 nope. You CAN technically use a cheat code found on Blank's character description that does all inputs automatically, including hidden ones, but you don't even get him in your gallery until near the end of your second playthrough since he doesn't technically even appear in Part 2 as a character.
Hell yeah being rejected so many times by the king in katamari gave me an inferiority complex
this being his childhood game is fitting. it has a view counter, its weird, its bright and there's a guy that look like an among us character. foreshadowing to his "legacy"
It's back and soundier than ever!
coward
epic
Notice
MIC MUTED JOKE
Nice, btw if u go into a different tab while playing this video, it kinda sounds like a radio
local streamer fails to land “audience has gone deaf” joke
2:13 just describes Jerma so perfectly. This man is intensely playing a game, when suddenly, he just forgets about it for a while and doesn't do anything.
That is truly amazoing.
@@TheSnowmanKilleth It's the 'tism.
It's the weed
@@samsonmcgloughlin it's from all the murders
Jerma is an ADHD icon
You know what's funny? Michael Jackson "Asked" to be in this game. He wanted to be in a video game, and first game(this one's sequel), they just had to do it quick so all he says is "hoo!" cuz they used voice from moon walker.
I've been trying to find the name of the game as it isn't listed in the description, mind telling me?
@@DeSackOfPotatoes Space Channel 5: Part 2
Michael loved Sega. I think it's awesome
He was in the first game too, wasn't he?
up up down down *TOYOTA TOYOTA*
Dumdum TOYOTA TOYOTA TOYOTA TOYOTA HEY HEY HEY
Dumdum *HONDA HONDA HONDA HONDA*
toita*
Wow! All of a sudden I want to buy a brand new Toyota car!
Dumdum Technically those are family names
The fact that Michael Jackson legitimately was in the game and voiced a character in this crazy game is astonishing to me.
It'd so random
Michael was a massive sega fanboy and had tons of sega merch and arcade cabinets, he actually worked on the Sonic 3 soundtrack
@@_swesters_ Yep! and when he saw a late build of Space Channel 5 he loved it so much he wanted to be in it, so they kinds shoehorned him into the first game, then he got a bigger role in the second lol
@@HKT-4300 I so wish he did more video game collaborations because the ones he did do were amazing
I think he actually proposed Sega being on the game 😳💜💜
local streamer claims he is "posessed by a demon" and "unravelling" while playing a children's video game from 1999. he has been admitted to a mental institution by authorities but not before ranting about the "collector's edition master chief devil" who is supposedly talking to him
Sounds like something jerma would do
For the real Jerma™ experience, mute audio and be confused for 21 minutes.
A Large Duck fuck you stole the words right out my mouth
i was already confused with audio
The true Jerma experience is the friends you made along the way
He was a coward to unmute the audio.
I don't need to even a year i still don't know what going on
10:04 contender for best jerma noise 2020
15:05 is also a great contender
Eggiee James better than the dark souls monkey noise
This was last year tho
he sounds like a fucking houndeye from half-life
9:12
Jerma calling Tom Jones ‘Tom Hardy’ isn’t even the most Jerma thing to happen this episode
Sol Harv Look, Tom Cruise! *points at shoes* No, Tom Ford.
What's new pussycat?
@@brandonsimoncini I read that in Martin Cabello's voice.
*In Bane’s Voice*
“It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone”
I often call Nicholas Cage "Johnny Cage" by accident.
That was so clean it smells like...
TRY THUNDER FOR THE CLEAN MACHINE! WROOM-WROOM
2:14 jerma forgets he exists
He forget to keep pretending he exists. See, Jerma985 is an algorithmly generated AI that is meant to replace ordinary streamers with visions of himself. This was its first mistake in years, thank goodness we saw it or I never would've believed it myself.
Do your part, unsubscribe from the evil robot and subscribe to the funny Ninja.
jerma985: adhd king
who could forget that time jerma disassociated on stream
The chat must have been in stitches.
Every stream, Jerma has to defend his articles of clothing. Of course when he is wearing clothes.
He HAS to be nude to stream
Willard Squire I heard this streamer doesn’t even play games, he just watches lord of the rings.
Local nudist defends his right to wear people clothes
@@br3aking366 while naked on his bathtub
I hear he streams these in his bathtub
Finally bought the Audio DLC.
What happened in the stream?
Horzinicla it wasn’t the stream, the video was originally uploaded without audio.
@@Horzinicla you think there was no audio for the stream and magically the video had all the audio. No this guy is a dumb ass he forgot the music stream had audio and forgot the audio
All these Dreamcast games are so cute! I love the presentation of Space Channel 5.
Fucking strumpet
All I can think of while watching this video is “jab jab jab jab, one two, go go go!”
Uuuoooh, you go big guy!
All I can hear is "Jew"
ONE TWO THREE, A B C!
(TOGETHER!)
ONE TWO THREE, THREE TWO ONE
(OO-WAH OOH, MMM!)
WUBBA DUB DUB IS THAT TRUE?
(yeah)
WOW, YOU GO, BIG GUY!
Into you
Into you
As soon as I heard Crazy Taxi’s “Here we go,” All I Want began instinctively playing in my head.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Oof. I recognize that cat from a mile away. Seen my fair share of porn of that cat in my days... :Y
ITS A DIFFERENT SOUNDTRACK THOUGH MAN ITS NOT THE SAME
Damn am I the only one that didn't know Katia from the porn?
What movie is it?
update when
I've never seen a man go more feral for Crazy Taxi before in my life.
I should really start playing it again
I hope you played crazy taxi
I rewatched this the other day and Jerma's 'enthusiasm' for the game got me thinking I should give it a proper try. I've of course played it in the arcade before, but never actually bothered trying to go for a high score. After a couple hours of attempts I only ever manage to get C ranks, and I'm like "how in the world did Jeremy of all people get S, this is insanely difficult and you move so long", but then I stumble on a video that reveals the secrets: the hidden tech. A couple tries later and I attain the S rank, and finally understand the hype. This might actually be the greatest racing game ever made. So thank you Jerma for going so feral on Crazy Taxi, else you wouldn't have opened my eyes to how insanely fun it is.
I love that Shakespeare quote, "Hell must be empty for the devils are all Master Chief Collector's Edition figurines in my house. They killed the angel and I still can't beat Crazy Taxi."
12:20 local streamer genuinely does something kinda impressive for once
Took me a second to realize what he did and *woah*
A stopped clock is skilled twice a day
*local Tom “Hardy” Jones fanatic compares himself to Ben Affleck while verbally abusing a taxi game*
I like how the only characters without an exposed midriff are the Among Us crewmate and Michael Jackson
Drummer blue yellow
Ah yes, the game with the dedicated sneeze button - Achoo.
I've known this game (Space Channel) existed for a good long while now but now that I've seen actual gameplay I am left dazed and confused and very much flabbergasted
Local short streamer with even shorter memory remembers stream from a year and a half ago and finally decides to upload video of it
Fucking up in Ulala's Dance mode really is goddamn devastating
Local streamer sells out to Japanese automotive industry.
Try *Thunder ™* for a clean machine
@@shaynehughes6645 *VROOM VROOM*
6:45
How could Jeremy forget who his own father is
I was looking for this!
@@TheFrozenMonkeyKing Seeing my comment again made me realize I forgot to put in literally the most important word
2:12 every day my parasocial love for jerma grows
oh same
It’s a DREAM that the editor decided to reCAST the video with audio
Jeremy rocking the 80's villian look yet again I see
Seen it before, Heard it now.
these are 2 of my favorite games and its fucking hilarious seeing him break down over them
god bless you mackerel
Now I can't stop thinking about cute tiny little chibi angel Jerma.
Stalin: doesn't like his government
Stalin: 6:36
Jerma's inflated ego leads him to equating being a streamer who wears self-advertising merch to life-saving doctors who leave on their lab coats from hours long work to develop new medicines.
Will he ever get off his 6 foot horse?!
I sure hope not
It’s the only way he can compensate for being 4’9”
This better be ironic
I came here to see a silly game and I just saw a man have a schizophrenic meltdown
Parapa the Rappa x10 Difficulty
I think the thing thats getting me the most is the fact he's just named space micheal
14:33 that’s some Tony Hawk pro skater skills. 👍🏽
3:52 “Every time I’m on the street I
hear”
"Not only did the devil make me do that, he like, Galliga-watermelon-smashed the angel's head."
...Ok Jerma
i only just reading this comment realize that Jerma said “Gallagher watermelon smashed”, the Boston just came out so hard on that one
*Right, left* and he's gone
This is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time.
2:50 "That's actually Michael Jackson"
OMG 💖⛛💖
My great grandfather died from a heart attack after playing crazy taxi, RIP Greg. You a real one.
I'm just happy Space Channel 5 part 2 is getting more exposure and Jerma is experiencing the same pain I did when I first played it. (Now he needs to feel the pain that is the first game.)
I’ve never heard about Space Channel 5 but Now i demand a remaster!
ok but fr? this game is super fun to watch and looks amazing
"the only way you could get an A or an S in crazy taxi is..." *describes exactly what he has been doing, then proceeds to get an S*
Man, the Dreamcast had some great games. Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, NiGHTS into Dreams, the Sonic Adventure series had/has tones of promise, and many more. Hopefully Sega one day actually work and improve on their properties.
5:58 thats an actual Imposter. Like that is an Among Us Imposter in the flesh
14:26 the song is Radiator by Lions Lions, for anyone else interested.
Thank you!
4:50 Man with fake job humbly compares himself to doctors and Ben Affleck
4:50 Man
14:19 “Okay I’m gonna try to get possessed by a demon”
The signs were everywhere.
Oh my gosh~ I’m so happy it’s a childhood game for him, it’s a Childhood game for me too! So happy someone knows this game!
Holy shit is is a new favorite Jerma video, thanks as always, Mack
ive watched this so many times.
Taxi 1998 is an absolute classic!
I love the clips the editors use on 2ndjerma they're never obvious or overused picks to reference.
Ngl, i feel like the audio degraded, don't know why you re-uploaded it.
No way I would know this was a joke
5:58 amogus
SuS
*Moderately fast service vehicle*
Oh shit seeing Jerma play one of my favorite games puts him in my Fav Streamer list. Also I can't believe I thought 'I bet she's where he gets his silly lil walk from' LITERALLY 1.5 seconds before he says "where do you think I get the walk from" 😶
Ah, yes, Julius Caesar, one of the great minds of the 17th century.
Can’t wait to buy my Ulala bath water for $500 because I’m a simp
SoggyMicrowavenuggets your reply was kinda cringe bro
@@SoggyMicrowaveNugget cringe
Don't give this man likes for he is a simp
she's hot ngl
Holy shit, I too, walk like Klayman because of imitating him as a kid slowly became the norm for how I move....
local man reports to be "warmed up" actually just saw spider
thank you for the audio patch I no longer fear my headset being broken
Wait, im NOT supposed to wear my lab coat when I buy coffee or attend my sisters wedding???
9:19 is an UNBELIEVABLY accurate description of anxiety.
6:03 hughgghhf amunus
rich people dancing silly
“Boomer gamer fuck hands” -Jerma 2020
6:46 omg it was michael jackson
Howd they afford that
@@dinonatorful according to the wikipedia page, he actually asked to appear in it himself after he was shown a prototype and the developers actually even wanted to refuse initially cuz they were nearly done with the game. at the end tho they repurposed one of the characters into "space michael" and showed it to mj thinking he'd not approve. he accepted it tho(apparently understanding that they were under time pressure and everything) and then did voice acting. pretty odd story
@@mutantfreak48
MJ was an awesome man.
No it wasn’t
This video just died for an hour and came back to life
Confusing the luscious Tom Hardy with Tom Jones is sacrilegious.
Local steamer exercises his demons by committing vehicular manslaughter in a taxi cab
"My boomer gamer old fuck hands" Had my drink coming out of my nose
7:25 this is literally a jerma voice. this is exactly what jerma sounds like when he's doing the 1940's guy impression what the fuck
Best Crazy Taxi Box level is Zig Zag 2. Where you drop off all the grandmas at the edge of the ocean
"MY BOOMER, GAMER, OLD, FUCK HANDS."
~Jerma 2020
Itchy dwarf has mental breakdown on stream
i thought Space Michael escaped my memory... thank god he didn’t
a dream is a cast your sega makes
idk why but when jerma mentioned the neverhood i was forced to yell "HEY KLAYMEN UP HERE"
Remember to press A when you hear Toyota
12:06 - 12:35 what is the name of the song? I've been looking for the whole Crazy Taxi ost, but I can't find it
found it
Lions Lions - Radiator
@@zzonx Thank you. Even though I already found it last month, I appreciate the gesture. :)
hawk chuah!
this game is all the nightmare of his um jammer lammy playthrough without the glitch
Time to watch this video again
Imagine if the "Hey" voice in this was the dark souls call over emote
6:47 something new to add to the Jerma voice mod for Scout
I played Crazy Taxi on the Dreamcast all the time as a kid, it was the only disc that worked
Streamer welcomes being possessed by the devil
Video was better before when there was no sound. I miss old Jerma
@Nimfodder What an unexpected surprise to see you here pal !
@@andrewclark970 Yoooo I didn't know ya watched Jerma, coolguy! How's the fam?
@@flowler60 how cute you guys met again after so many years apart
@@IWillSmurfYou gamer
@@flowler60 epic gamer moment
Your Cast Dreams of being free of your greasy arm
That's why we call him Jeremy "Boomer Gamer Old Fuck Hands" Elbertson.