The Most Uncomfortable Looking Sword & Dagger Handles

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  • @TheBadDesperado
    @TheBadDesperado 3 роки тому +1377

    Since the dawn of time, we have struggled with item stats vs looks

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 роки тому +33

      @Vicks VaporRub thats fair

    • @radityoperwianto1339
      @radityoperwianto1339 3 роки тому +20

      @Vicks VaporRub Yeah, this is actually smart..

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 3 роки тому +27

      THIS IS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH

    • @Circurose
      @Circurose 3 роки тому +14

      Transmog didn't exist back then. What a sad time.

    • @Killzoneguy117
      @Killzoneguy117 3 роки тому +21

      Ok good, I'm not the only one who willingly uses worse equipment cause it looks cooler.

  • @dearcastiel4667
    @dearcastiel4667 3 роки тому +524

    The Stiletto: 5000 years of knife and sword evolution to end up with "pointy stick kill you lol"...

    • @therustedshank9995
      @therustedshank9995 3 роки тому +45

      haha pointy stab haha

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +74

      Hey, it's hard to improve on the basics.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 3 роки тому +33

      A pointy metal rod with diamond geometrical profile which requires a lot of fine work to produce.

    • @weed1329
      @weed1329 3 роки тому +24

      Spears > Every melee weapon ever

    • @andrewk.5575
      @andrewk.5575 3 роки тому +31

      @@weed1329 *Laughs in halberd*

  • @Wyrdrock
    @Wyrdrock 3 роки тому +458

    The mistake is assuming that "wall-hangers" or "fantasy" swords are a modern invention

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 3 роки тому +42

      Kinda. Fancy historical swords tended to have fancy or even uncomfortable hilts while retaining the usual blade geometry. Same goes with historical wall hangers. I have no idea why that is, seeing as there are ways to play with blade geometry while still retaining function.

    • @user-ky9ou5dz9q
      @user-ky9ou5dz9q 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly.
      People have always, since the dawn of man, made things just cause they can and it looks cool. Not everything had a practical use or even a meaningful one. Religious or otherwise.

    • @Wyrdrock
      @Wyrdrock 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-ky9ou5dz9q I'll be honest, when I saw a notification that you replied to my comment, it looked like you wrote "fuck you, exactly" which was confusing, until I went to the page and saw it was your user name.

    • @user-ky9ou5dz9q
      @user-ky9ou5dz9q 3 роки тому +10

      @@Wyrdrock hahaha yeah. I made it when they were forcing people to use first and last names for your profiles, instead of usernames. Didn't think it would actually go through. But it did. And now I'm stuck with it.

    • @nexusthenormie5578
      @nexusthenormie5578 3 роки тому +2

      @@Wyrdrock just read that and laughed my ass off lol, that's great

  • @playremember1178
    @playremember1178 3 роки тому +581

    Masochist berserkers seems to be a trope for weapon design

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 3 роки тому +62

      "ALL I FEEL IS RAGE! RAGE, AND MY PERFECT EDGE ALIGNMENT! THATS WHY I ONLY GET MY TOOLS OF SLAUGHTER FROM 'BLACK RAGE BLADES'!" _buynowandgetthreeforthepriceoftwo_

    • @haprnalters164
      @haprnalters164 3 роки тому +25

      Mmmmmm It hurts so GOOD

    • @damianrehbein3992
      @damianrehbein3992 3 роки тому +30

      @@anoninunen
      Khorne worshipper?
      I need help with my Blood sacrifizes.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 3 роки тому +6

      Lol. accurate

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 3 роки тому +11

      Now I'm imagining guts berserk armour but it just jabs lego bricks into him

  • @delphicdescant
    @delphicdescant 3 роки тому +236

    This is something that always stood out to me when looking at pictures of ancient swords (and other ancient weapons, for that matter).
    I wonder how much of this is just because there's a survivorship bias towards ceremonial or decorative things by nature of them being treated more carefully and entombed with people and stuff, compared to actual useful weapons that tended to get passed down and used until broken, lost, discarded, seized by occupation, etc.

    • @youremakingprogress144
      @youremakingprogress144 3 роки тому +17

      Great point!

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 роки тому +15

      That's definitely an issue.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 3 роки тому +18

      It would be. I use my Casio watch every day, and it never fails me, yet I've got a pristine Swiss watch that cost $2000. That Swiss watch will probably be on this earth long after I'm gone, and that Casio will probably take another 30 years of hard wear. It won't survive time because it's a tool; the Swiss watch is more of a status symbol.

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 роки тому +2

      @@gregoryfilin8040 I've met people who do wear a nice watch (not a Rolex, but same price range) all the time.
      I stopped wearing a watch when I kept smacking my wrist on the sub.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 3 роки тому +4

      @@ScottKenny1978 I'm not made of money. I'm just a poor boy doing my best. I use the Casio specifically because it is so damned tough as nails.

  • @twistedinsanedestructivech7970
    @twistedinsanedestructivech7970 3 роки тому +398

    Better title: Sword and Dagger Handles for Masochists

    • @polishFantasyEN
      @polishFantasyEN 3 роки тому +29

      Or: Handles too Shabby to do a Stabby.

    • @franklinjones793
      @franklinjones793 3 роки тому +7

      *Holds the knife that bites you*
      Me: Ow! God damnit that hurt! 😖😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jonnyso1
      @jonnyso1 3 роки тому +2

      Or maybe Sword and Dagger Handles probably used for other things

    • @starfirebird3099
      @starfirebird3099 3 роки тому +3

      There's an Anne Rice novel where that happens...

    • @brytonwallis4817
      @brytonwallis4817 3 роки тому +11

      15:50 anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough.

  • @KirkWilliams300
    @KirkWilliams300 3 роки тому +292

    Fashion or Practicality? This dilemma seems to have been with us for a long time.

    • @elboob1921
      @elboob1921 3 роки тому +30

      Fashion Souls in the before before *before* times.

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 3 роки тому +20

      Always go for Fashion Souls.

    • @andreasmuller4666
      @andreasmuller4666 3 роки тому +7

      Form follows funktion. Once funktion is no longer needed, form becomes fashion and is expressed.

    • @ammonn9930
      @ammonn9930 3 роки тому +3

      Real life endgame is fashion

    • @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle
      @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle 3 роки тому +6

      Fashion is the only correct answer. Make the world a more beautiful place.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +169

    The deformed baby stiletto is weapons-grade nightmare fuel.
    The spine-sword isn't much better.

  • @badrequest5596
    @badrequest5596 3 роки тому +114

    Skall: let's look at uncomfortable swords
    The Penitent One from Blasphemous: *laughs in silence*

    • @aldente3868
      @aldente3868 3 роки тому +3

      Huzzah! A man of quality! Soon as I saw the title the Mea Culpa came to mind. Blasphemous. What a brilliant game it is.

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @justacustodian4186
      @justacustodian4186 3 роки тому +4

      For merciless and tortuous are the ways of the Miracle.

    • @marcoantoniosalazarmatamor9496
      @marcoantoniosalazarmatamor9496 3 роки тому +2

      Well, Mea Culpa is supposed to be like that because the local religion is big on suffering agony as penitence.

  • @Greideren
    @Greideren 3 роки тому +43

    The stilettos and hunting swords have an excuse: An uncomfortable handle doesn't matter that much when you're only gonna use that weapon for like 10 seconds before you sheath it again.

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard 3 роки тому +124

    I'm not gonna lie, that spine sword would be really cool to see in a Souls-like.

    • @davidresetarits5616
      @davidresetarits5616 3 роки тому +33

      It would fit perfectly into Bloodborne.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 роки тому +13

      Like a weapon crafted for the Dead/Skeletons to wield, OR in a more sinister light a weapon crafted as a *trophy* for hunting the Dead/Skeletons. I mean, there're some sadistic fucks in Dark Souls, I wouldn't be surprised by someone doing that.

    • @tarille1043
      @tarille1043 3 роки тому +9

      I imagine it's what Nito uses to spread butter on his toast.

    • @yddishmcsquidish3904
      @yddishmcsquidish3904 3 роки тому +9

      The necromancer class starting dagger in elden ring

    • @nexusthenormie5578
      @nexusthenormie5578 3 роки тому +2

      makes me think of the scythe from dante's inferno

  • @AnnaCurser
    @AnnaCurser 3 роки тому +213

    Skall became a weather forecaster. interesting.
    "tomorrow - Swords."

    • @sagagis
      @sagagis 3 роки тому +23

      "around 6 pm, ceremonial swords are expected"

    • @NovoPravda
      @NovoPravda 3 роки тому +9

      @@sagagis "and at 8 pm there are expected to be clear until 10 pm where we think we'll see a heavy fall of principe's"

    • @averagejo1626
      @averagejo1626 3 роки тому +5

      Stay indoors, mace storm expected. The weather department recommend you shelter in the nearest storm bunker

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 роки тому +4

      Now THAT is a premise for a D&D setting. A land where the sky occasionally rains swords.
      It would explain the presence of so many dungeons. No one wants to live above ground.

    • @AnnaCurser
      @AnnaCurser 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bluecho4 sounds metal as fuck

  • @bawkslawd
    @bawkslawd 3 роки тому +134

    The handle of the sword from Blasphemous would be extremely uncomfortable, yet it's used practically throughout the game

    • @Melancolombia
      @Melancolombia 3 роки тому +37

      It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

    • @schmibbly3180
      @schmibbly3180 3 роки тому +58

      I think that that's the point of it though, because pretty much everything in that game seems really uncomfortable.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 роки тому +14

      @Mojowuq9 Gingras and then it grows and you become more powerful from the pain

    • @joaoaugusto6290
      @joaoaugusto6290 3 роки тому +20

      And it really fits the penitence theme of the game,the act of self inflicted pain to get forgiveness,the fact its uncomfortable its genius in my opinion

    • @underpaidmook
      @underpaidmook 3 роки тому +4

      That's the point. It's supposed to not be nice to hold.

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 3 роки тому +37

    When you reach the point where you just wanna grab the sword by the blade instead.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 роки тому +7

      The origins of half-swording revealed?

  • @dylanboczar999
    @dylanboczar999 3 роки тому +55

    For those really early bronze swords, I'd bet that the thin hourglass handles were wrapped in something (leather or whatever). It still doesn't seem convenient or comfortable, but at least you wouldn't be slicing your fingers off?

    • @Kotoy1
      @Kotoy1 3 роки тому +20

      maybe there were wooden handle scales put over than were then wrapped in something.

    • @dylanboczar999
      @dylanboczar999 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kotoy1 ooh yeah that'd make a lot of sense

    • @TrickinNinja
      @TrickinNinja 3 роки тому +15

      @@Kotoy1 what would the point be to decorate the metal under the wood? I was thinking what if they were specifically designed for throwing? Maybe hunting? And you could fit multiple in one sheath and surprise your opponent by not running out of swords. Lol.

    • @msihcs8171
      @msihcs8171 3 роки тому +4

      If you look at the third one from the right, is that the tri-force? Is that the sword of time? Did we find Hyrule at long last?

  • @Ushaeeixth
    @Ushaeeixth 3 роки тому +124

    We need more cave videos, gives a very nice atmosphere

  • @Morfeusm
    @Morfeusm 3 роки тому +52

    Maybe I am tripping here but some of these especially 9:05 would be perfect for dagger grip aka downward, where those “uncomfortable parts” would actually help you to get better grip on the weapon. Where it is more round where your palm would be and more gripping for the fingers… it even has a pommel that could work as quasi guard…

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 3 роки тому +7

      The problem with using a cinquedea in icepick grip is twofold. One, they tend to be on the longer end for daggers. The short ones are a foot long in the blade. That's about what's expected for rondels which are usually what we see in manuals that show icepick grip. The longer cinquedea are in the 24 to 28 inch range which is quite difficult to get a good angle with. Secondly, icepick is only truly practical for hooking and stabbing, not cutting. The cinquedea has a far more cut and thrust profile than a dedicated stabbing weapon. It's highly difficult to get the proper leverage and angle for a good cut from icepick grip. Does this mean no one was stupid enough to try and design their custom weapon with that in mind? Probably not, people are stupid. But I have my doubts about it catching on as anything approaching a trend in design.

  • @Par-Crom
    @Par-Crom 3 роки тому +42

    TBH, the Cinquedea blade shape just looks like perfect for cutting & serving pizza.
    Please Italian people, don't get mad at me...

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, seems like it

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 3 роки тому +2

      Italians are the inventors of Pizza, so...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +4

      There has been debate on this and a common held opinion is that they were influenced by fashion. The wide blade gives you a big surface for decoration, so you can show off to everyone with your fancy, gilded Cinquedea

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 3 роки тому +3

      @@weldonwin I wonder if it maybe had some connection to the roman gladius?
      In Italian style belt sets i seen from this period there are sometimes a dagger that seem to be ment as a symmetric correspond to the swordhilt, and some dagger styles may be a part of local hochseit costume (i know in Spain, Russia, parts of Germany, etc So, most likly as well in Italy, a special dagger design are connected to the native representative cultural cloathing in certain areas, it's glittering jewelry for men... ;) ).

  • @HazardRCM
    @HazardRCM 3 роки тому +16

    I'm thinking that if those first swords (the bronze and copper ones) are really that thin, perhaps the flatness was because they were meant to be wall hangers. If so, they are likely the oldest known examples. Still only sells for $50.

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 3 роки тому +11

    8:48 Possible that this one could belong to a noble or wealthy person with a deformed hand/palm. Lots of causes come to mind but also battle or duel. A hand crushed in a fight and then healed to some degree may need a special type of handle to have a good grip for handling the sword firmly.

  • @Joe___R
    @Joe___R 3 роки тому +13

    That rapier doesn't actually look too bad since all the bumps are nicely rounded. It would be comfortable especially if you were wearing a glove.

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 3 роки тому +73

    I have a theory as to why the handle might be decorated and still meant to be wrapped in something. Perhaps the swords were sold this way but it's up to the customer to wrap the sword. Perhaps in their own traditional colors?

    • @whatstdiggn
      @whatstdiggn 3 роки тому +18

      My thinking was that maybe there are different styles of wrap and some styles don't cover the whole handle. If the maker doesn't know what is going to be exposed they've gotta detail the whole thing.

    • @tarille1043
      @tarille1043 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking that thinner leather wraps might still preserve some of the pattern if it was bound tightly.

    • @doejhonny
      @doejhonny 3 роки тому

      When you get home you take the dirty wrap off.

  • @wrtltable
    @wrtltable 3 роки тому +48

    These are inhuman swords. For holding by tentacles.

  • @sechran
    @sechran 3 роки тому +11

    Wow, that... max "grippiness" rapier hilt. Some of these make me think that if swords were still viable weapons, hilts would wrapped in velcro...

  • @Drusifer1787
    @Drusifer1787 3 роки тому +64

    "Ultra callused hands" a technical term lol

  • @Mimishiki19
    @Mimishiki19 3 роки тому +37

    The bronze swords could have had some kind of wrapping around the hilt that just rotted off in time. Maybe. I'm not any kind of historian

    • @alexdryver5090
      @alexdryver5090 3 роки тому

      Or wood inserts held in place by a wrap.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 роки тому

      it more than likely was.

    • @Willdarts
      @Willdarts 3 роки тому +2

      If those handles were meant to be wrapped, why would they have those colorful triangle and circle patterns on them? Nobody would be able to see them if the wrappings were on.

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 3 роки тому

      @Paweł Kozioł they could just be made by blacksmiths who don't like to cheap out on their work and decorate everything.
      It really depends on the craftsman.

    • @yastreb.
      @yastreb. 3 роки тому +1

      @@diakounknown1225 Useless features to crank up the price? Makes sense actually.

  • @NicholasJeffery
    @NicholasJeffery 3 роки тому +14

    Came to learn about swords, stayed for the bloopers

  • @jayparkerryan3262
    @jayparkerryan3262 3 роки тому +6

    I might be mad, but I actually really liked that spine sword, using the rest of the spine for the sheath was kinda badass. That thing is definitely showing up in a future anime

  • @essenkillerthezombiektz5026
    @essenkillerthezombiektz5026 3 роки тому +7

    YO HE ADDED THE ECHO

  • @naterfuse4949
    @naterfuse4949 3 роки тому +1

    Hi Skall, I really loved the production aspects of this video. The cave theme, audio echo, large pictures, clear pointing and expressing with your overlay background, etc. So very cool! It all was very cohesive.

  • @drrocketman7794
    @drrocketman7794 3 роки тому +11

    1:54 that's the real Link sword, it has the Triforce on it

  • @nicolascristi6303
    @nicolascristi6303 3 роки тому +2

    The cave theme with the reverberation is perfect for watching this sitting on the toilet. Cheers

  • @thelostpsychosis
    @thelostpsychosis 3 роки тому +282

    "doesn't such an Patriotic American sword just make you wanna invade foreigb countries and liberate their oil"
    As an American I approve this joke lol

    • @BWinced
      @BWinced 3 роки тому +20

      Corn oil, maybe.

    • @VossMarionette
      @VossMarionette 3 роки тому +27

      I mean we do put corn in everything, even our swords apparently!

    • @xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx
      @xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx 3 роки тому +25

      "Their oil". "Our oil". What's the difference?

    • @m.ubaidaadam
      @m.ubaidaadam 3 роки тому +23

      @@xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx you better watch it or they might mistake you for a commie

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 роки тому +6

      Mmmm oil... Delicious nutricious oil...

  • @Gurfbagel
    @Gurfbagel 3 роки тому +1

    It's wild to see how much variation there is in these handle shapes. Thanks for sharing!

  • @tasatort9778
    @tasatort9778 3 роки тому +4

    The first swords shown were held with three fingers around the hilt, with the thumb and forefinger pinching the flats of the blade. They were really thrust only as their construction wouldn't allow for effective cutting without snapping off the hilt.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 роки тому +1

      "The first swords shown were held with three fingers around the hilt, with the thumb and forefinger pinching the flats of the blade" How would you know that? There is no direct evidence from the time, so it's just a guess.

    • @tasatort9778
      @tasatort9778 3 роки тому

      @@Skallagrim I suppose it can be a guess, but it isn't MY guess. I remember that being a theory put forward by some scholars at the time (it's been so long ago I can't remember the source) yet it completely makes sense.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 роки тому

      @@tasatort9778 Sure, and it's possible. I'm just saying there is no evidence to make any certain statements about it.

    • @tasatort9778
      @tasatort9778 3 роки тому

      @@Skallagrim True; but it's still better than saying "It's ceremonial". 😆

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 роки тому

      @@tasatort9778 Heh, maybe. Although both are basically guesswork. :)

  • @lordlyndis6969
    @lordlyndis6969 3 роки тому +1

    14:53
    Pfft! I immediately thought of Byleth's sword when you brought up that spine sword! 😆

  • @kanamisprs4330
    @kanamisprs4330 3 роки тому +16

    I suppose wallhangers aren't just a modern thing.

  • @RendMaim
    @RendMaim 3 роки тому +2

    This video made me realized where Final Fantasy 14 got some of the names they give swords. I had never heard Cinquedea or Hanger used anywhere else.

  • @nijinjin4559
    @nijinjin4559 3 роки тому +5

    11:31
    Fish Knife of the Fishy Abyss : finally, a worthy opponent ! our battle with be LEGENDARY

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 3 роки тому +1

      The catfish of doom was the first thing that came to my mind 🤣

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 3 роки тому

    Okay, I'll say it: I loved the bloopers at the end! A little levity never goes amiss. :)
    PS: As a character design artist, I know well the "form vs. function" dilemma, and I also enjoyed the walk through this hall of shame. :)

  • @OldZean
    @OldZean 3 роки тому +4

    That backdrop feels nice and cool with the current heat

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 3 роки тому +19

    I think I generally prefer "decorative" instead of "ceremonial" when it comes to objects that clearly are impractical for performing the function that they seem to be supposed to. I feel like in most cases that's really what they're meant to be; just something nice to look at. And even if they were actually used in ceremonies or rituals, the term still applies, because they are made to look that way for decoration.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +2

      Ceremonial is a tongue in cheek joke in archeology... Means we have no idea what it was used for.

  • @OverlordRei
    @OverlordRei 3 роки тому +3

    Not gonna lie, that Spine Sword looks like some kind of Long Sword weapon from a Monster Hunter.

  • @Patrick33194
    @Patrick33194 3 роки тому

    I love how straight to the point and honest your thumbnails and titles are

  • @oskarszile4372
    @oskarszile4372 3 роки тому +6

    Hmm i have a feeling that most of theese handles came with some wrappings which decay so it would not be as hard to use.

  • @jeremyrobs3643
    @jeremyrobs3643 3 роки тому

    I love your ability to cover a wide range of fantasy/history topics. Your channel is never stale.

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 3 роки тому +4

    Cinquedea was literally the first thing that came to my mind. I've always wondered about why they were so pointy. I'll rather hold a file as a grip...

  • @Pudy15236
    @Pudy15236 3 роки тому

    I like the format of the video. The way you can point at the right parts in the background.

  • @claudiomtz.juarez9144
    @claudiomtz.juarez9144 3 роки тому +3

    I highly recommend saying "aguacate" (avocado in spanish) to unlock your tongue when you can't talk I find it quite effective

  • @magnuscharette1132
    @magnuscharette1132 3 роки тому +1

    *”Hunting swords were used to save ammunition during the hunt”*
    Laughs in ‘Texan-helicopter-hunting-boar-with-an-AR15’

  • @metalchemik
    @metalchemik 3 роки тому +6

    Just my thoughs, really looking forward for your opinions.
    1:30 This sword looks like it was a part of street ad. Like the one can put to hung over a doorstep to blacksmith's forge.
    4:30 I believe Chinese craftsman actually would bother with making ornaments even on covered parts the sword.
    13:06 Even today one can buy and use a knive with stag handles. I've seen by my own eyes mods to opinel knives, where wooden handle was replaced by deer stag handle.
    14:41, 14:53 Definitely entertaining! Maybe it is from some 80. class-B sword and sorcery movie?
    Thank for video!

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 3 роки тому

      No mention of the tri force on two of the swords starting at 1:45?

    • @metalchemik
      @metalchemik 3 роки тому

      @@whitewolf3051 Yes, they maybe street ads as well. Especially considering soft type of metal they were made, if i understood correctly. And this white estetic symbols, similar to so called Sierpinski triangle.
      Btw. Love your nickname :)

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 роки тому

    I just want to say that I both appreciate you editing the footage and the bloopers at the end. Creators that let all their fumbles stay in the video can be quite vexing.

  • @charleshaines9715
    @charleshaines9715 3 роки тому +6

    What if the really flat "swords" at the beginning had cord wrapped around them to give them some width. This would cut down on the metal used and would make them very easy to craft. Still would be quite uncomfortable, but a little better.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 3 роки тому +3

      I think Skall should make wooden replicas to test once he access to a workshop again.

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 3 роки тому +2

      There also could have been handle scales under the wrapping of organic material like wood. Even though on those they would not have been riveted on it seems, but i guess with glue, and tight enough wrapping it could be possible

    • @66611
      @66611 3 роки тому

      Even with wraps those handle would still be flat (and wider) and extremely short for human hand... well maybe they were designed for aliens with tiny hands and extremely long fingers...

  • @rayquinn1974
    @rayquinn1974 3 роки тому

    Regarding the outtakes: Don't you just love how our brains work? Or don't, rather… still, well done. Thoroughly enjoyable video, showing me things I would not likely have ever seen without your work. So, thank you!
    And I'll always have a deep appreciation for some old school pixel graphics tucked into the scene.

  • @zerolp8831
    @zerolp8831 3 роки тому +3

    i mean i can imagine wielding the spine sword the sections look big enought for the individual fingers

  • @LuxisAlukard
    @LuxisAlukard 3 роки тому

    Dear Skall,
    Thank you!
    Great video overall.
    It was fun.
    It was entertaining.
    The background is beautiful.
    The cave sound is phenomenal!
    And I like those jaw knives, you can use both end to attack!

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine one shotting yourself when you touch your sword handle...

  • @admirable_kon5083
    @admirable_kon5083 3 роки тому

    Skall, I do love your outtakes, please keep them coming! XD

  • @Morfeusm
    @Morfeusm 3 роки тому +11

    Love the echo. No seriously I liked it!

  • @retrowave762
    @retrowave762 3 роки тому +1

    i like how skallagrims just sitting in a semi flooded cave talking about random swords while his shoes and socks get absolutely soaked

  • @Lorian667
    @Lorian667 3 роки тому +3

    Regarding the bronze swords: maybe there was a wooden handle around the bronze handle that rotted away?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +1

      The only problem with that is the decoration. If the swordmakers intended them to be wrapped in wood, then why did they inlay bone, or Lapis Lazuli?

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 3 роки тому

      even then, the proportions are still very strange and adding wood wouldn't change that it's too wide and short.
      Tho now I think about it, there is a way to use those as swords: basically, if what we interpret as the handle is just ment to be slotted into a longer wooden handle then it might make sense to make it so short and wide. If not, then I can't believe they were using those as actual fighting tools.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому

      @@dearcastiel4667 I have to ask this: What shape were people's hands 3,700 years ago? We can assume that Evolution is too slow for there to be a significant difference in the soft tissues, that would make that grip uncomfortable for us. Until we find a whole bunch of Copper Age Swords that our hands probably wouldn't grip effectively enough to use as swords. And yet, the Copper Age People made swords. This might be evidence to accept that either 1: they're not as bad as they look, or B: they might have subtle differences in the soft tissues that we don't have any more. Rather than assume Ω: They just didn't know how to make swords in the Copper Age.

  • @mechtama6591
    @mechtama6591 3 роки тому

    i Simply adore the pixel art. Good vid as always mate

  • @Spirelord
    @Spirelord 3 роки тому +3

    The ambient sounds of the cave sound EXACTLY like the ambient sounds of the game Sunless Sea!
    (ua-cam.com/video/S0dldEfZ17w/v-deo.html for those curious)

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 3 роки тому +1

    Interesting and entertaining as always .. also informative Skal, many thanks for sharing - it does make you wonder though doesn't it? That point where function gives over to ceremonial/status symbol? Where "grippiness" gives over to "ouch" waaaayyyy too aggressive? There must be a line, but where does one draw it?
    Fascinating look at some really cool stuff though, much appreciated!

  • @seppukusushi2848
    @seppukusushi2848 3 роки тому +3

    You added an echo to your audio. Nice attention to detail.

  • @PlayDohCommando
    @PlayDohCommando 3 роки тому

    The background and cave noises are a nice touch. Keep it up, Skall

  • @TommiHonkonen
    @TommiHonkonen 3 роки тому +3

    some ruler person a long time ago: I want fancy sword that i will never use that is not practical, lets increse the taxes all around the kingdom so i can afford it

  • @pathighminded5463
    @pathighminded5463 3 роки тому

    The bloopers at the end were straight gold. Just great.

  • @phillipschouw2462
    @phillipschouw2462 3 роки тому +5

    But Can you end them rightly with it ?

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 3 роки тому

    I love that cave background, my goodness!

  • @SneakyKitten3614
    @SneakyKitten3614 3 роки тому +3

    Last time I was this early was when I was born.

  • @alexandravladmets
    @alexandravladmets 3 роки тому +1

    This is so weird, I needed something for a story...decided to distract myself...and found not one but TWO things I needed here!

  • @velazquezarmouries
    @velazquezarmouries 3 роки тому +18

    I think that first one could be an example of "knife money"

  • @dusanjosic1295
    @dusanjosic1295 3 роки тому

    Happy birthday Skall, i wish you all the best :D !!!

  • @ianalexander7267
    @ianalexander7267 3 роки тому +47

    Don't forget about the “Bollock” dagger.

    • @leoscotton7575
      @leoscotton7575 3 роки тому +21

      That’s not uncomfortable

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 3 роки тому +3

      What do you mean, THE bollocks dagger??
      They were ALL pretty much bollocks.😄

    • @danielbarnett3672
      @danielbarnett3672 3 роки тому +3

      @@leoscotton7575 xDDD Dude you're implying things you might not want to imply

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 роки тому

      @@danielbarnett3672 that is the joke.

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 3 роки тому +2

      Looks perfectly comfortable tbh

  • @derekjames4796
    @derekjames4796 3 роки тому

    Good moring yall. Allways good waking up to a new vid even with a hang over

  • @ariesfaturrahman7982
    @ariesfaturrahman7982 3 роки тому +3

    14:53
    Weebos: "where's can I got that sword good sir?'

  • @zerabp1130
    @zerabp1130 3 роки тому

    I love that you took the time to add echo and reverb to the audio.

  • @shawnwolf5961
    @shawnwolf5961 3 роки тому +18

    I want a sword made from the iron in the blood of my enemies, and that spine hilt. Now THAT would be edgy

    • @noahjester8471
      @noahjester8471 3 роки тому +6

      Ooh... move over Mia Culpo from blasphemous, there's an edgier blade in town

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 роки тому +5

      That would be an absolute pain in the arse to make....

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 роки тому +5

      That would be a *LOT* of dead enemies...
      I could make an argument for a blade like that in a roleplaying game, though!

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 3 роки тому +2

      Don't forget to quench it in the tears of their widows and orphans

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielbickford3458 the lamentations of their women.

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 3 роки тому

    I have that same book; I randomly picked it up at a service station a few years ago. Really interesting and a great introduction to various weapons. I did wonder how on earth you were really supposed to grip the Cinquedea.

  • @ct7567CaptRex
    @ct7567CaptRex 3 роки тому +4

    Nice to see sword handle designs I can neither wrap my head nor hands around.

  • @druuki869
    @druuki869 3 роки тому

    Oh how I love the bleeps at the end
    Great vid!

  • @Templarium
    @Templarium 3 роки тому +12

    Oh I know what shape handle you like 😉

  • @leppeppel
    @leppeppel 3 роки тому

    I've held jaw knife handles like the ones shown at 14:40. They're actually more comfortable than they look, partly because the back that presses into the palm is smooth. The canine also supports your pinky.

  • @MrMolotov888
    @MrMolotov888 3 роки тому +4

    How do you even get the idea to design these? I guess they're really just for decoration, at least I hope so

    • @OmegaZX-kd8sm
      @OmegaZX-kd8sm 3 роки тому

      Maybe ceremonial, decoration, a sing of status, etc

  • @quinticcalabi5126
    @quinticcalabi5126 3 роки тому

    Love how you knew the spinous process of the vertebrae!

  • @takamoron.
    @takamoron. 3 роки тому +3

    When you wanna give yourself arthritis but you also have a duel at 5

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 3 роки тому +1

    A spinal column might be pretty metal as a scabbard. But i'm not sure about having the grip being a spinal column as well.

  • @danielhollick1708
    @danielhollick1708 3 роки тому +4

    That thumbnail made me want to vomit.

    • @OmegaZX-kd8sm
      @OmegaZX-kd8sm 3 роки тому

      Whats even worse is that.. i know someone must've used those for... you now...

  • @Nurk0m0rath
    @Nurk0m0rath 3 роки тому

    I've actually made and used tools with a double twist that makes points pop out, and they're surprisingly not uncomfortable. This isn't uncommon to see on, say, hand-forged fireplace tools. It all depends on the depth and angles. Broad, short points can make the item very easy to grip without risking damage to the hand even if you squeeze very hard, and can even make the handle feel thicker than the steel it was made from. It's only when the points are long and thin that you can hurt yourself on them. To my eyes, the wonky rapier appears to have a very comfortable grip. I mean, the grooves are clearly quite shallow and the points even appear rounded.
    And regarding the Cinquedea's strange hilt design, I believe the fingers are meant to go around one of the points. I noticed that in the design where Skall says "I draw the line," there's a sharp point on one side but a much more rounded swell on the other, implying that the swell tucks into the palm while the fingers split around the point.

  • @Estalarki
    @Estalarki 3 роки тому +5

    How is your day.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 роки тому +2

      My day is pretty great, thank you. How was yours?

    • @SirenUniverse381
      @SirenUniverse381 3 роки тому +2

      Nice.
      How about you?😃

    • @Estalarki
      @Estalarki 3 роки тому +1

      @@SirenUniverse381 my day is going pretty good 😊

    • @Estalarki
      @Estalarki 3 роки тому +1

      @@KingNedya mine was nice 🙂

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex 3 роки тому

      Mehhh. Slept in too long and struggled to get work for uni going

  • @_XR40_
    @_XR40_ 3 роки тому

    Just a thought regarding the Cinquedea and rapier. In that time period and region it was rather common for men to wear heavy leather gloves when walking around with blades. The prominent swells on the grip may have been to insure a good grip with gloves...

  • @Alexander-oh8ry
    @Alexander-oh8ry 3 роки тому +3

    The Echo is rather distracting and not worth the atmospheric effect in the video, in my opinion

    • @zyrus9188
      @zyrus9188 3 роки тому +1

      It's a bit much, might work if less intense.

    • @mikepette4422
      @mikepette4422 3 роки тому

      it was ok but I agree a little with you.

  • @brothereldrian9913
    @brothereldrian9913 3 роки тому +1

    Celtic rapiers (Knollenknaufschwert) do look uncomfortable as well. And are apparently made out of surprisingly good steel.

  • @Hsaelt
    @Hsaelt 3 роки тому

    Hey skal, a note to your editor - if you're using premiere, find RGB color correction in the tools and decrease the amount of green, will help with the green outline of your silhouette. Playing around with settings while ultrakeying also helps.

  • @szarekhthesilent2047
    @szarekhthesilent2047 3 роки тому +1

    Maybe the bronzeage swords had wraps (cord, cloth ....) but they weren't permanent wraps?

  • @Oldtanktapper
    @Oldtanktapper 3 роки тому

    The word ‘regalia’ springs to mind. I’m reminded of things like Jean Vendome’s ‘philosophers sword’ made for Roger Caillois, as a modern example of a purely symbolic sword that is utterly unusable but beautifully crafted.

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 3 роки тому

    Awesome video, off topic I really like the background and echo effects. Really cool video theme.

  • @hallowacko
    @hallowacko 3 роки тому +2

    2:20 Assyrian Sword, check the pommel! almost looks like there's 4 of those Zoroastrian winged circles

  • @TheOriginalJAX
    @TheOriginalJAX 3 роки тому +1

    I want a cinquedea, they look so cool. very elegant.