Trump’s Impeachment Acquittal, State of the Union & Black America | The Daily Show: Global Edition
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2020
- J.Lo and Shakira deliver an impressive Super Bowl halftime show, Senate Republicans vote to acquit President Trump, and Roy Wood Jr. gives his State of Black S**t address. #TheDailyShow #GlobalEdition
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"...I did my duty to the best of my ability, believing that my country expected it from me." That is really one hell of a quote.🇺🇸
hermit crab ok
22 minutes of The Daily Show? They should do this so much more!
Majority of the beginning is a repost. Half the video actually
I love these!
Its compilation
They do...on tv.
@@fawadfawadi4211 Of a video released a day earlier?
"don't boo, vote"
Andrew Yang!
Barack
Why not both? Mainstream media likes to portray someone like Pete to be likable. Him being booed live would counter that spun narrative and perhaps people will begin to question the authenticity of the information being shoved down their throats.
DONT let that idiot have another term. RISE UP!
@Pup Pup Man Bet you $100 Bernie cares more about you than Trump does.
"The waiter ripped up my receipt and I was hungry again"😭🤦🏽♀️🤣
😁😁
I like the "Don't boo, vote" line.
@Lori Hanks He first said it in 2012 when he was running against Romney.
Skullair313 I assume u know where it’s from
He did Obama voice there too.
I think he says it whenever applicable. He said it during his standup bit at our state fair.
It just makes me mad that the machines are rigged.
Thing is you're not voting whether you believe he learned his lesson or not! You're voting on whether HE DID THE DAMN CRIME OR NOT!! What he learned or didn't should be none of your concern!
Why was that not even a problem???? Solid, comment.
Why didn't the Democrats call it extortion?
Don't boo vote, he sounded like Prez Obama saying that
Keith Jackson yeah cuz pres Obama did
It's almost like he was trying to imitate Obama.
purpleflrp facts
Lol it is obviously biased, you are the one being a bitch. If Trump would have ripped up Clinton's speech you guys would be screaming his name. You guys only care because it was the speech of your daddy Trump. It's a speech, it means nothing. Now stop being babies
Ashcool profile pic accurate af
"This president's FIRST impeachment" Epic Noah!
Truth👍
Truth but 😢
@@snl4742 Awww cheer up. Trump won't get you in your sleep.
@@snl4742 Well, maybe he will IF you're an illegal.
@@GARY84ROCKS lol
She was shredding lies.
Only some of it was lies, there was a decent amount of truth as well.
sxyx such as?
@@negralopez5025 big HUGE pack of obvious lies: embarrrasing
Yes she was!!
John Tao I know dump is such a pathological lying embarrassment
Super Bowl tickets cost $7k? I find it hard to believe that many people can waste that much money every year.
Thats just the ticket. There's also the hotel prices and food.
CTG for you it's wasting for someone else it's a treasured memory "one man's trash is another man's treasure" & such...
Relatively few people go every year. It's more common, as Elijah notes, for a person to go only if their team is going, or the event is near their home.
It's also a very variable price. This year was twice as expensive as the previous year, because it was held in a smaller stadium, and both teams had a more interesting "narrative". ( this was the first time in many years the Chiefs had made it to the Super Bowl) And you could still buy tickets to the game for $4,000.
Among those who DO go frequently, it's because it's seen as a way to "be a part of history", and often financially replaces an annual week of vacation.
Your kidding rt? Season box seats run between $10k and $75k depending on team. A few years ago Arizona had the cheapest nosebleed seats in the NFL. $85
I'd rather stare at a bowl of shit than watch the Super Bowl.
"Don't boo, vote."
Trevor is awesome.
Rippping -- this is hilarious! ?Calling childish Nancy Pelosi, "the most childish ...." They must never listen to their own president speak!
I think this "owwwww, an attack on Trump, let's quickly pretend that this was an attack on veterans / US citizens / the constitution / our beloved flag!" reflex is by now so ingrained in the lackeys at Fox Entertainment aren't even aware of it anymore.
As for a president who shoulders away other diplomats to be first in line for the camera, makes up insulting nick names as a matter of course, brags about his daughters breasts in an interview, pardons a sheriff who spent years trampling over laws and civil rights ... I guess childish behavior from a president is is just "normal presidential behavior" by now.
they always ignore what they do. as if it never happened
hermit crab is that the only thing you conservatives say get a life
“This president’s first impeachment” he got that right
Fox News talking about childishness and disrespect? Naw.
When they have folks like Jeanine Pirro and Sean Hannity, they can shut up.
Ya gotta love their Faux outrage. Always the victims...
Look at your Democrats.
@Andi7 Amo I literally didn't say anything about Hillary
@@johannesberg8649 Tu quoque
Trevor’s comments around Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi was spot-on, hilarious, and brilliant.
I was raised in a deeply red state and conservative household, and go figure, we never heard those things that Limbaugh said.
That made me so angry. He's disgusting.
@ripperman ichc thanks copy & paste, but Trump as president tells you all you need to know about that.
@@arandomyoutubeuser_____8930he was totally taken out of context. Rush had done a lot of charity and good.
@Toxic Neon Gas the man has done so much damage to this country, especially to us minorities.
Also:
Claims to be pro life
Dies anyways
A random youtube user _____ soybean!
J-Lo was amazing on that pole! I've been learning about pole dancing, and I'll tell ya, anyone who says "those people are just strippers" need a lesson in EVERYTHING! Pole is a combination of gymnastics, aerial gymnastics, ballet, modern dance, and a lot of things in between. They be some bad asses!
Mitt Romney is from Michigan. His father was once Governor of the State of Michigan. What Mr. Romney did is just exactly what I would expect from a man from Michigan. I'm registered and ready to vote like my very future depends upon it - because it DOES.
And he was Governor of Massachusetts....and he did exactly as he should have and as we expected, as well
@@VaveeDances As a candidate he was totally obliterated by his home state Massachusetts(at the time)Greasy lying weasel then and now.
Trump 2020
Don’t boo - "Vote" - in his Obama's voice
@Batman's Wife how about now
@@Gbambo12 The whole thing is a quote. "Don't boo, vote!"
We can multitask! BOO, Protest, Vote! Triple Combo Winner!
After Barack screwed Bernie out of Winning 2016 Democratic Nominee
Gbambo12 🙌🙌🙌
Funny thing how that works. You can't rip up the paper of those people, but you are apparently free to shame them on national television the moment they don't agree with you.
Kevin Li the Republicans didn't hear that but you're right!
I "love" how in that FAUX-NEWS video they managed to avoid showing CHUMP starting off with the "classless" act of brushing aside Speaker Pelosi's extended hand.
The hypocrisy is completely lost on them.
It's the faux news schmucks, did u expect anything different? Them & breitbart are jokes.
I heard that there is some way that the speakers always announce the president like a f#%ing king. It is my greatest honor yaddah yaddah. Maybe she started the not falling over my feet to greet you, but that any of that made it into the news and not some daily show comedy shit, just shows off the faux news.
16:29 did he just say “we’ll be right black” ? 😂
U peep that's funny af subtle
Yes!!!
I heard it too 😂
WOW. I never thought I would respect a thing that Romney would do. I stand corrected.
There have been things he's said and done that I was ok with. But I think this goes to show just how extreme politics have become. Years ago I thought Romney was as bad as it gets for right wing candidates. Now that's like a shadow of some alternate universe where reasonable, acceptable, qualified people are considered for office. I was so against Romney when he ran, but now it's like he's on my team.
@@Seven-gc5tf Reread what I wrote
Susan Collins didn't learn her Brett Kavauagh lesson
Well...stupid is as stupid does.
And yet she keeps on being reelected. 🤔
You forgot to mention that all of the world’s beauty pageants were won by gorgeous black women. It’s the first time in history that this has happened. Even though beauty pageants are an outdated custom that needs to be eliminated or at least reinvented, this momentous triumph is, at last, a recognition of the beauty of diversity and the diversity in beauty.
Fortunately, because those contests are humiliating for women and should disappear.
omi god As I said, beauty pageants should be eliminated or at least reinvented. I also said there’s beauty in diversity, by which I mean that there are beautiful people in all colors, sizes, ages, genders, body types and ethnicities.
I’m not focusing on outward appearances. I’m applauding the fact that, for the first time in history, all of the most important international beauty pageants have been won by black women. Regardless of what we think about beauty pageants, this is important because it means that, finally, beauty standards are changing.
I believe they’ve already covered this!
They have already covered it. He even had miss Universe on the daily show.
What drugs are you on?
"I couldn't look my son in the eye" I'm dead🤣
Why does the lady who’s looking to acquit treat the situation like it’s a CHILD learning from a lesson...🤔🤷🏻♀️
Because Trump is an overgrown baby.
She's a feckless muppet if only maine will get rid.of her
"But mostly, just to see if Obama show up, 'cause we _miss_ him."
Shoot. I'm not black, but _I_ miss Obama.
Here here! Obama will be the most appreciated president well after his terms in office.
Politicians step it up! We have a reputation to repair after years of carnage and disappointment!
@@Telerian3 nah Obama wasnt that good of a president.
sxyx but he was definitely better than dump
sxyx Obama was actually pretty good, he set up Obamacare which saved my family from medical debt when my brother got cancer. Obama also went around the world repairing Americas relationships with foreign countries. The only thing I didn’t like was how he dealt with the middle east. Overall, he was a good progressive president.
@@sxyx3403 yeah i know he had to get with Michael Jackson to figure out how to turn his skin color a few shades lighter and by the way a rock would be better as a president that the orange guy in there now
I'm always so grateful that The Daily Show always gives Andrew Yang a fair shake.
"Roy Wood Jr. everybody,we'll be right black"
I had to rewind to make sure I heard that correctly 😂 but Im glad Im not the only one who heard it
Totally :D
These Black stereotypes are getting more and more insufferable. Roy, Would you include the REPARATIONS push which was huge this year ✌. Thank NHJ for redeeming this clip with the discussion on the 1916 project. 😟.
Hehehhhee
@KBDOS Ally Ah, yes. The 1916 project. Who could forget the 400 months of slavery.
I can’t handle hearing Susan Collins speak. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard!
I like seeing Collins pretending to be fooled again and again, she needs to be voted out...
Right? People talk about Pelosi being old, but she seems spry. If you close your eyes Susan Collins literally sounds like she's 105 years old.
Bye bye Susan!
She's got Spasmodic dysphonia
Yes but imagine being so badass that you would make a political career in spite of that. Even though I am completely opposed to her and her party's political views. I have to respect her perseverance.
Nevermind J.Lo on a pole - what about Shakira? The sound she made w/her tongue.....I felt that.
Deep down.
I need to hear that again.
A FULL Episode?!?!? You're awesome Trevor!
The orange shirt would’ve matched his face so perfectly 🙁
eat - the - rude
And it will unless they don't let him have his bronzer. It will be so nice , no tweets, no media of him.
Interesting how many Americans say with “pride” that they are descendants of immigrants on the Mayflower but few care to know if their ancestors where brought against their will on the White Lion.
Pup Pup Man not sure the relevance of that fact. Jews were trading slaves back in biblical times, as did Greeks and Romans, and if we look at a Asian history we find slave trade there as well.
omi god I don’t think I was implying anything about the relative “happiness” of either group of people. My point was that many of the 10 million Americans who have an ancestor who came on the Mayflower claim to be proud of their ancestry, but that the millions of Americans with an ancestor who was forcibly brought on the White Lion don’t even know that part of their history, let alone have positive feelings about that piece of their history.
ripperman ichc you just described every nation that has any history.
Your point being?
I loved it when the news broke that "white supremacists" that did their DNA background check, many found out they had black or asian heritages. HeeHeeHee. Now, I'm a mut, and proud of it. I have DNA from almost all races. "The black doesn't show because of all the European ancestry". So for me to be racist is a sort of self deprecating attitude. Sure, there are cultural differences that one race might object to, but in the end, we are all humans, and we are all going to die. Live and let live.
Pup Pup Man was it chattel slavery like America where you can never earn freedom and your children are born into bondage?
A dosage of Trevor Noah's Daily Show every night makes my day complete 🤣🤣
No Susan, he sure learn that he can get away with it. as he thought he can.
The repubs have got a lot of nerve claiming Pelosi was acting childish when trump acts childish every damn day, like the spoiled child he's always is. Funny how they completely forgot how trump wouldn't shake Pelosi's hand at the start of the speech. Only these right-wing idiots on Fox are making a big deal out of her tearing up a speech.
"The past isn't dead. It's not even past."
Let the past die; *Kill it if you have to.*
Past / not now / before now...some people prefer the past ...let's try to forget...
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@@LiveNiceness14 No can do. Take it up with Faulkner if you must. He'll write circles around you. And the past will be present.
Dont boo.... vote
Trevor was dead ah serious lol
Vote vote vote
He quoted from Obama
We need to find the sleepy man from superbowl! LMAO
Ripping can be no worse then refusing to shake hands on national TV. Oh he showed us he was the better person, NOT.
She tried to get him removed from office with bogus charges - I wouldn't shake her hand if I were him.
@Grace Munich All the nicknames are wack and useless. I agree with your opinion but that's childish. I hate seeing all this stupid calling each other libtards and conservashits. We're fucking adults and don't have the intellectual control to be speak like it.
@Grace Munich So where is the evidence? Calling me names just shows off your lack of manners.
There was no quid pro quo and Biden didn't even run for office at the time of the phone call. Schiff's credibility is out the window...
If you actually cared about corruption you'd support the investigation that's now aimed at the Bidens involvement with Burisma and the admitted extortion of then vice president Joe Biden of Ukraine and the firing of their attorney.
Tell me how Trump extorted Ukraine when they didn't even know he held back foreign aid at the time? He held back foreign aid in the loop not only for Ukraine but for several other countries as well.
See, I'm by no means a "Trumptard" - I'm actually a liberal and I'm pissed off at the democrats and their crony bs. The impeachment was only a tool to mobilise the voter base and discredit Trump - which spectacularly backfired.
Instead of beating a reality TV/real estate mogul with credible policy and politicians with integrity we get a shitshow of pandering morons and outright crooks. Tell me - who are you voting for?
@@theprofessional5656 He didn't have to be running for office at the time. So, you're already off. But you can go look at the transcripts and stuff yourself. The House impeached him for a reason. Nobody owes you a whole list of evidence in a UA-cam comment section when you can go to a multitude of news sources for that information.
@@HomeVidEdd "He didn't have to be running for office at the time." What is that supposed to mean? That no matter if there atcually was reason to look into the Biden Burisma issue, it's off the table because Biden is a powerful democrat? You are ridiculous.
You couldn't even give me a single reason. The house impeached on partisan lines - THAT'S reason to doubt this shit. I could say "the senate aquitted him for a reason". It's beyond ridiculous bs.
I would respect you guys more if you just flat out said how it is: you don't like Trump and you don't care about how he gets booted. That's of course not very democratic, but god forbid somebody says the truth.
I've literally never heard of the White Lion till now
Sara Jones hard to learn something you're not taught or don't research. Many don't like to go beyond their bubble or comfort level and even fewer care to learn history especially if it's dark. White war movies are popular but where are the war movies of women or any other demographic? People rather watch a movie which may or may not be accurate, too.
It's good that people are learning and willing to learn.
Spending $7k just to sleep
What the......
Serendipity V.1 Only thinkable in America...........
Makes me wonder if he had to work really hard to pay for that ticket and just needed to get some rest when he had a chance? Double shifts and overtime to afford the trip and now..... a moment of sleep. LOL
More than 7k for his seat. 7thou was the average price. That guys probably some rich banker or something , and was so hammered drunk he fell out.
How does one go to sleep at a football game, it's literally thousands of people making noise, announcements, music and performances.
@@biggdaddy202003 -I thought of that too, also when they zoomed in on him, I hope someone had checked that wasn't dead or otherwise out due to illness.
"His first impeachment."
Depending on what source you believe, the last living slave died any where between 1935 and the 70s, so slavery is not so far back in history as one would think.
My dad couldn't swim in the city pool (which he paid taxes for) until after dark. He was an adult when they finally opened it to everyone. It's not slavery, but shows the mindset that POC are lesser stuck
@Frank Martinez Physical segregation and school segregation haven't budged since then actually. Turns out just making integration legal without doing anything else, doesn't actually integrate anybody. Oh, and median black income is about half of median white income. The same as it was in the 50s. Americas "racial progress" has taken the form of white people policing other white people's speech, patting themselves on the back, and basically nothing else.
Trent Rubenacker yeah, that’s basically true...
Mass incarceration is slavery by another name. This country has not progressed as much as we want to believe.
In lebanon and Africa slavery is still around
"Don't Boo, Vote"
Cold Blooded
When you sleep during the superbowl
i’m glad we all now know what trevor’s stripper song would be
Exceptional Show !! Trevor and Roy Wood Jr.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
16:29 lol..did you just say we'd be right 'black' instead of back? Trevor, you crazy...funny you.
Love from Nigeria 🇳🇬❤
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It costs 7 grand to watch the Superbowl? Talk about stealing 😂
No. Stealing is when they charge $7K (and up) for tickets and yet still don't pay for their own stadiums by themselves.
Thank you, Trevor & The Daily Show for keeping us sane during this circus.
16:29 Trevor: "We'll be right black"
Elathan cool ! You caught that ! LOL
Don't call him Jambalaya. That's an insult t o Jambalaya.
I had to re-play it twice, I couldn't believe it: Spike Lee won his 1st Oscar? Talk about long overdue.
Ok, I will go back into my hermit cave now.
BTW, Roy Wood's SOTBS (?) speech...1,000 TIMES BETTER than Chump's "I am made at most people for not liking me" speech.
16.29 "we will be right black" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part of the Super Bowl. The Jeep/Groundhog Day commercial.
What I am going to say here is controversial, so be ready haters... If Romney was running for president right now, I would vote for him. And I don't give a dang what party he would be running for.
he voted not guilty in the second run as far as i know, but i think every republican thats not trump looks great atm :D
Ditto, Jason, along with Justin Amash.
Better null and void your citizenship then, coz many ppl remember how romney flip flops every hour on every issue.
Vote!!! It matters!
The dude passed out @ super bowl was Jim Bruer from Half Baked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pleae make more of these Global Editions! They're awesome! :D
I went to school without watching the halftime show. When I asked one of my friends what happened he said
"get the lotion."
BLUE EARTHQUAKE 2020!
Or just.. ya' know... HUGE EARTHQUAKE. Preferably D.C.
#ADOS #TRE45ON
@@phatmantv on fox media steve bannon called for Senate subpoenas of Schiff and Nadler, that would be 2 course desert after to 10 course impeachment meal...
-know your state’s registration deadline
-register to vote
-regularly check your voter status
-know if you are in a open/closed primary state
-ensure you are affiliated with the democratic party, especially if you are in a closed primary state
-tell your friends/family about bernie
-donate!
-canvass/phone bank if you can
-know your state’s primary/general election dates
-GET OUT TO THE POLLS!
-bring/carpool with friends!
-RINSE & REPEAT FOR ALL OF 2020!
#bernandturn2020
#M4A
#notmeUS
#wearetheirworstnightmare
#THETIMEISNOW
🔥 2020 🗳 😎 ✊🏽
It was meant to be a blue wave in 2016, but democrats failed the world.
They can't even count votes, but they want to run the country. Yeah okay
🤣🤣😂 I kept watching Trevor sit and pole dance like several times! 🤦🏽♀️😂 Hilarious!
Thank you for this resource
It's not the Trump, It's the people who voted him.
He's a symptom, not the disease.
Those ppl are the real tumor growing in america
People had a hard time voting for Hillary who was the worst female candidate we will probably ever have. Career politician who accomplished nothing and somehow made hundreds of millions off of public service. Maybe if she didn't talk like a robot and act so fake she would have gotten more support. Can't blame Trump for being real.
@@kensmok6045 You made some point my friend
I never watched american football but i can tell you that you can save 15% more on car insurance using geiko
Seafury - well I have saved a lot moving away from Geico
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Fun fact GEICo used to stand for: Government Employees Insurance Company
Charlie Pride got Male country vocals in 73. That’s my grandma’s favorite singer. :)
What's in store for 2020? The Future: Well.......
9:50 -11:08 WHAT A COMPILATION
Props to the DS team!
Today's summary
Animals out of holes - pole dancer - trump - ripping - Roy Jr
LOL did noone else hear the "we'll be right black" @16:29 or am I hearing shit?!
Anyone else hear that Obama boom when he said vote? lol
Im dead the Mexicanos can go from this 🧗♀️to this ✈🛫🛩 like McDonald's commercial🍟🍔 I'm
L❤ving it!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"This must be how white people felt when Vanilla Ice came out" xDDDDDDD
"Roy woods jr everybody. We'll be right black" 😅
Oooo000oooo, the audience liked that photoshop of Trevor grinding the pole to 'Pony' ahahahaha. That was awesome.
They should definitely put every episode full here. It is amazing to watch it like this.
As it is given can ot be taken away. He only gave it to him because they are friends? So isn't that another case of abuse of power?
Random fact: Relative to their bodies, Chihuahuas have the biggest brain in the dog world. 🐶
Thanks
Man I should’ve gotten one then.
Is that why they're so aggressive? They're angry lil geniuses
Also, comparing their body sizes, they're relatively closer to rats that to wolfs.
@@sierralovat5498 I've had quite a few chihuahuas, grew up with them and they were always a little aggresive, barked at other dogs, weren't aware that they were tiny, etc. And somehow, I found a chihuahua that is none of those. He doesn't bark alot, his bark isn't as yippy as normal, he doesnt bark at other dogs, it's crazy how unchihuahuaesque he is lol
“A Popeyes in St. Louis owned by Cedric the Entertainer” 🤣🤣.
LMAO about what you said "the Groundhog Day" :)
The president's "First" impeachment....wow
@@Seven-gc5tf I certainly hope so.
A minor correction though, Charlie Pride is black and he made Country Hits
Absolutely, preach Trevor!
When he said the waiter ripped up his receipt and he was hungry again i fkn died
I don't know what to do with this country anymore.
Burn it start over
16:28 "We'll be right black!"
"trump's first impeachment" lmfaoooo
Thank you, Trevor!!!!
Thank you Trevor for the shout out to Mitt Romney! He most certainly deserved it. And V-O-T-E the self-serving cowards out.
JLO and Shakira gave the best halftime show performance I’ve seen a while. (Certainly better the past two).
More Global Editons needed
As a person of color can we also have a Professor PhD in History or Black Civil rights PhD of Color! To honor that PhD’s study and honor to our community
Well we tried now we have to wait till November. This is like dealing with a bad case of diverticulitis. Eventually there is some relief at the end,unlike diabetes it is unpredictable. Great show trevor. I think if the candidates are going to beat trump avoid the name calling and stick with the issues like upwards of 50 million Americans with no medical coverage and hundreds of thousands of homeless veterans and the lack of real jobs. The hatred and greed must end. Have a strong platform that is all they need. Unity is important to.
Bernie 2020, my friend.
"Dont boo....vote!"
Groundhog Day? My birthday 🎂
Pelosi is a badass! Sometimes. At least in this instance. Rush Limbaugh is a bitter and angry man. The things that come out of his mouth are foul. Giving HIM the medal of freedom is just another notch in Trumps bed[psts.
More power to Romney!
Please help - I’m looking for the daily show in which Trevor talks about Trump’s lasting effect on the future by his appointment to the Supreme Court - showing clips of Trump at his best/worst saying “this guy??” before each clip - It’s so good! I have to find it! Thanks!!
"Don't boo, VOTE!" - Trevor, 2020
romney didn't want to vote to acquit since otherwise the vote to impeach would be 47%