Dad Joke in ASL: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2022
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Dad Joke in ASL Series: Part 11
Dad Joke in ASL: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Dad Joke in ASL: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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That joke was utterly ridiculous, but did change my moooed 🤣 Enjoyed the explanations afterwards, very interesting 😊 Thanks for these 🤓
Perhaps beyond being utterly ridiculous it was even "udderly" ridiculous?!?
@@sign-language yes, i stand corrected 🙃
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HOW did I not see that coming. Hilarious and educational. Thank you
I probably laughed way too hard at this video. especially the oozing out part 😂
Nothing quite like a twisted Dad joke to let you know where you stand mentally.
Oh well. Being a bit twisted is okay -- because normal is boring.
I agree! 😂 @LorreneRomanic and @BillVicars
Okay professor! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field!!
Sarah,
Good one. I'll do that joke as one of my next videos.
:)
Another good one Dr. Vicars. Keep them coming. Your explanations are very beneficial in understanding differences, nuances, etc. Thank you.
I loved this💕 I found this channel a couple days ago from a deaf content creator I follow and I couldn't be happier with the help!! Dr. Vicars you are just the sweetest and kindest man, making asl a delight to learn. I'm watching the tutorials from 4 years ago and I'm excited to keep it going!
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@@sign-language Thank you so much!!
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Thanks for throwing in the “tell/say/mention/comment” bit. Was so helpful o the other video post when you explained about tell/ say being directional which is often needed or at least useful!
OMG! My teacher uses you in every class she teaches.(Which is every day) Your gifs are extremly helpful when learning ASL.Thank you !
Hey, thanks for reaching out!
You may find it of interest that my wife goes by "Bee" as her preferred name.
This was my favorite joke as a kid.
LOL! Another great lesson, thank you!
I am glad I found your UA-cam channel.
I absolutely loved this! So informative. Thank you!
I love these joke videos! They help me learn a bit and laugh a bit :)
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I love your jokes but especially your teaching style! 🤗
Thank you! 😃
It took me a while but I got it Dr Vickars! 👍
Thank you for reminding me of some signs and teaching new. God bless. 🤟
That one was funny! great lesson !
Funny joke! 🤣 And useful info!
Thank you Dr. Vicars. I'm a sucker for corny jokes. I wish I could help u financially. Unfortunately, we r not able. I will when I can though. Thank you for teaching us. My grandparents were deaf and mute. I love learning ASL. My dad and his sister were hearing and had to learn it. So I grew up watching sign, but was never taught except for the alphabet. I wish they were here so I could converse with them. I hope I get the opportunity to use some of what I learned from you. You're very kind and you make learning fun!
I did the same. My sister signed with her friends and taught us minimal non-alphabet signs when we were growing up. She was so successful as a lip reader that we never needed to learn ASL to communicate with her. Now that I am hearing impaired in both ears (I used to be deaf in one ear and hearing in the other), I find sign very helpful toward understanding what I miss even with my hearing aides. I wish kny parents, sisters and I were more aware of the benefits of sign for helping my sister understand us as we were growning up. This is another service Dr. Bill offers...Educating people on how ASL helps create a more inclusive environment for people who are deaf and hearing impaired. It can also be used to help nonnative English speakers (or anyone learning a different language) to learn words faster when the the sign easily represents the spoken word.
:) Great joke ! Thanks !
Thanks for your Dad Jokes videos! I loved learning new signs this way!!! I have to admit, I didn't get the joke about weighing 1,000th of a gram. Can anyone explain this one? The others are hilarious! Great lesson idea, Bill. Thank you for all of your videos. They are immensely helpful!
0 mg (zero milligrams)
vs
OMG
The pun depends on the signed letter "O" and the signed number "zero" both using the same handshape.
Zero milligrams is "like" (not equal to, but somewhat similar to) 1,000th of a gram -- the experience of being like that might cause someone to think or exclaim "OMG!"
I have been learning a lot from your videos, do you have or would you be willing to do some on ASL for Emergency Responders?
Hello. I started building such resource for a special topics class I was teaching one semester. I made some progress but it never reached readiness for dissemination. Such as it is you are welcome to take a look:
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Does it matter which hand you use mainly for signing? Like would anyone give me weird looks for using my left hand for spelling out words, or would it make it harder for people to read?
I encourage students to pick a dominant hand (regardless of left or right) and stock with it for both fingerspelling and as the main hand used in signs.
Skilled signers will certainly be able to understand you if you sign dominant right but spell with your left -- yet you will come across as having a slight accent.
Left-handed people generally sign as a mirror image of that done by right-handed people with no change in the meaning of the signs. There are some situations involving specifying locations that will require slight adjustments. For example, if a person wants to indicate that they have pain in a location on one side the body then the sign is done at that location regardless of handedness.
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Thanks!
I am never going to learn ASL! I just figured that out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣But I can learn a simple joke
New motto:
If you can't be good -- at least be funny!
OMG I JUST tried signing this to my wife!
I thought the answer was going to be, “It doesn’t matter. It still won’t come.”
That's the cow with no hearing.
(The Deaf one.)
Cool.
If a mouse sinks a boat, is it cap-sized~
Hi Dr Vicars, for my one year learning I put up an ASL story, you might like it. Now I can watch your 3-pigs video, since it's in the can. Thank you so very much and enjoy~
The thumbs up button should equate to a groan button!
I used the signs dirt-flat-beef wife was not impressed 😁
Heh. I find that it sometimes it works best to "spell" the punchline and let the other person's brain flop around trying to figure out which sign to use for the multiple meaning English word. Ah the joys of cross-lingual joking around.
Please explain ? (fs)
(fs) is a short way to type "fingerspell"
@@sign-language DOH! Not TOO obvious, Tnx.
I don't understand the "IX? PLS Explain.
IX is a short way to type "INDEX" which is a short way to refer to "use your index finger to point at someone, some place, or something as a way of referring to that person, place, or thing.
@@sign-language Thank you, Bill. Hadn't run across that B4.
As time goes on we will probably see more and more use of IX when glossing (writing) ASL related concepts rather than just arbitrarily stating "he."
Personally I enjoy adding the extra information if I am aware of it. For example:
IX-(he)
IX-(she)
IX-(they)
IX-(that person)
IX-(Bob)
IX-(the dog)
@@sign-language Thanks, Dr. Bill.
Two things:
- I was reminded of the Fake South African signer ( I assume you know) and looked up a video of Trevor Noah talking about that then, about him not making deaf jokes and getting called out by a deaf guy for NOT telling deaf jokes!. The You Tube is called: "Jokes About Deaf People" - Trevor Noah - (Nation Wild Comedy)
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- Then, since I do some comedy, Something popped into my mind for a possible deaf joke premise:
"When deaf kids don't want to listen, do they put fingers in their eyes and 'loudly' F-spell: LA LA LA LA?"
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Ya think?
P.S. I also must say that using comedy to teach ASL is stupendous idea. I'm hearing and only took an ASL class due to a friend's child, but didn't need it. However, I still find it all very interesting, watched quite a few of your videos shortly after taking ASL and admire your dedication.
Cheers
Ha ha
Я не понимаю где русский жест
🤘 India 🇮🇳❤️
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Omg. Vegetarian here trying to decide if it's funny. Ok, it is.
Whew! I was on pins and needles there for a moment!
@@sign-language Lol
@@sign-language Whew, there was a lot at "steak" there for a moment!
Yah, for a mooment it seemed they might have a real beef with that joke after I butchered it the way I did!
This is getting even better.
I find linguistic prescriptivism annoying and unproductive. I just want to learn the languages people have.
Your face says more than your hands....your hands only sever to back up what your face is saying.....I lip read although I am not deaf. Learned as a preschooler and so much enjoy learning from you.....