The Hobbit (2013) - Battle of the five Armies - Part 1 - Only Action [4K] (Directors Cut)

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  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 3 роки тому +12588

    3:25 To this day, I just...I can't even. WHAT?
    Elves, the WHOLE idea of that formation is to take the brunt of the charge. Pinning the enemy in place, allowing an easily outflank. Phalanx formations have been doing it since antiquity. It's like that for the same reason shields are broad and heavy armor is thick - to take the hit. By jumping over it, you merely demonstrate incompetence. And probably get some of your own number skewered on Dwarven spears in the places where it becomes a crush.
    I can't help but imagine the Dwarven officer's grunt of frustration at 3:42, because they now have to break their own phalanx in order to charge forwards and join the melee...with spears. Probably losing more soldiers, trying to save the Elves from themselves and their inexperience.
    **Edit** - Imagine you're watching a gritty war film on the Second Battle of Fallujah. And during the climax of the film, the music swells, and the soldiers charge out of their positions to run across an open courtyard to start clubbing the enemy with their rifles. And rather than simply shoot them, the enemy do the same, getting up and having a melee, for seemingly no reason. Then the tank crews do it. Followed by the helicopter pilots, who land their vehicles, dismount, and get stuck in with fisticuffs.
    It's not played for comedy. The Hans Zimmer music is blasting. And the director is filming this completely straight. Expecting it to look epic.
    But all it does is shine a spotlight on the directors lack of understanding. Lack of even preliminary research. And it makes the characters (particularly the losing characters) look like fools. THAT is the Battle of the Five Armies.

    • @IgorZhovArt
      @IgorZhovArt 3 роки тому +1457

      Yeah, same thing with the stupid Holywood idea, when all archers releasing arrows at the same time. Its like yeah lets waste our best skirmish weapon by shooting in volley so the enemy know when to rise the shields and take cover. And they do this in every damn movie

    • @charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956
      @charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956 3 роки тому +570

      I have found a stray womble

    • @ButterstulleChris
      @ButterstulleChris 3 роки тому +381

      Time for a Lord of the Rings Bullshittery?

    • @blackmage665
      @blackmage665 3 роки тому +322

      Ah I see you were also brought here today, nice. To be fair, I imagine Thranduil's call was something like "Don't let those dwarf fucks outdo us, rush the orcs!" But also, the battle direction is really bad and silly.

    • @klemensk8776
      @klemensk8776 3 роки тому +427

      Womble apparently you don't get warfare, it's all about how epic you look while your fighting.
      When you do something epic, everything will turn slow motion, giving you valuable time to assess the situation.
      I mean if not that, than why wouldn't they fall back into erebor and dale or fall back to the high ground instead of charging an outnumbering opponent on a plane fucking field!

  • @rolyreyes5097
    @rolyreyes5097 3 роки тому +16534

    You gotta give it to the Dwarves. Their anti-arrows defense is on another level...

    • @lappansommer546
      @lappansommer546 3 роки тому +1420

      Lucky that the elves are dumb enough to fire a volley rather than just expending the same arrows in a withering rain. Even luckier that having seen it spectactularly fail once they immediately repeat the same mistake.

    • @billy-the-butcher
      @billy-the-butcher 3 роки тому +688

      To be fair, the dwarves had too much plot armor to make not only such a ballista possible, but also have the elves be stupid enough to fire simultaneously two times instead of making a ranked volley, simply to make their ballistas effective.
      I mean, I am a fan of the dwarves but the whole scene was too set to make them look good

    • @georgecampit4461
      @georgecampit4461 3 роки тому +286

      Why are these elves not as quick as Legolas.... Something wrong in there!

    • @jemmarponcetubio9148
      @jemmarponcetubio9148 3 роки тому +16

      @@lappansommer546 0

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 3 роки тому +9

      *are

  • @Skyrain315
    @Skyrain315 4 роки тому +7616

    "Don't you think it'd be better to wait till they kill each other? "
    "Nah, send them out. It's gonna look epic."

    • @CriticalPosthumanism
      @CriticalPosthumanism 4 роки тому +809

      Also: "let's jump over the dwarfen shield wall for 0 reason so the orcs can push us back into the dwarfen spears"
      200 iq battle tactics!!

    • @nandra4974
      @nandra4974 4 роки тому +24

      LMAO

    • @darthnihilus9502
      @darthnihilus9502 4 роки тому +14

      Yes that's what I was telling everyone

    • @chikntaco7988
      @chikntaco7988 4 роки тому +83

      @@CriticalPosthumanism they survived the jump and were fighting, the wall opened up and joined them in battle right after their jump. They broke the tide. It wasnt a complete waste

    • @wanda6376
      @wanda6376 4 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo 💀

  • @bwing411
    @bwing411 4 роки тому +5007

    I love how each race has their own attributes that make them great.
    Elves are wise, and elegant; but the dwarves are brave and mighty.

    • @DoGyKG
      @DoGyKG 4 роки тому +50

      What about the orcs?

    • @robynhofmann
      @robynhofmann 4 роки тому +177

      @@DoGyKG They are just many

    • @zwiebelbaron5871
      @zwiebelbaron5871 3 роки тому +237

      @@DoGyKG brutal

    • @bigrobwazhere
      @bigrobwazhere 3 роки тому +166

      Orcs in great numbers are relentless. But they start to coware when their numbers fall.

    • @Aaron-is8yt
      @Aaron-is8yt 3 роки тому +230

      Elves are so wise? They jumped over a defensive wall to be killed.

  • @chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623
    @chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623 10 місяців тому +1035

    love how elves and dwarves hate each other but work flawlessly together when needed.

    • @ladymariaoftheastralclockt9210
      @ladymariaoftheastralclockt9210 7 місяців тому +81

      Oh but it was very flawed.

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 6 місяців тому +46

      It's probably the elves pride to not get defended by their rivals and to be the ones in frontlines.
      It's still very stupid though, considering the dwarves already have formed the phalanx formation.

    • @AszkalonOfVerra
      @AszkalonOfVerra 6 місяців тому +11

      Usually, Elves and Dwarves have *"lots of Prejudices"* against each other. But they do not necessarily hate each other. The Story in Lord of the Rings is that the Dwarves usually hold *ONE HELL of a Grudge* against the Elves for the Story with denying them Help when Smaugh sacked Erebor the lonely Mountain.
      Many to most Dwarves seem to think that Elves are Cowards when it really counts and will leave You to die instead of suffering Losses themself when a powerful Enemy appears. This is why Dwarves are suuuuuper-hesitant to ally with Elves.
      But the Dwarves should see Reason. There is no use dying against an overwhelmingly powerful Dragon like Smaug. You need the right Weaponry to wound and kill him. Otherwise You are just sending your People to die against him.

    • @ВикторЛОРлпра
      @ВикторЛОРлпра 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AszkalonOfVerraдовбень. Ельфи на початку часів полювали на гномів і вирізали їх під корінь вважаючи тваринами

    • @Bread-nx9fo
      @Bread-nx9fo 5 місяців тому +7

      "flawlessly" the elves completely made the dwarf formation irrelevant by charging and dying.

  • @Z7Sakari
    @Z7Sakari 4 роки тому +3618

    The twiddly-widdly ballistas are possibly the coolest medieval-fantasy tech I’ve ever seen.

    • @breadtoasted2269
      @breadtoasted2269 3 роки тому +254

      That elf guy was all “You can’t do that!” Lmao

    • @JACKAL98
      @JACKAL98 3 роки тому +177

      Its genius level stuff, like why wasnt this an actual thing it blocks volleys of arrows and causes massive damage to the opposing force.

    • @ivancastillosanchez975
      @ivancastillosanchez975 3 роки тому +40

      @@JACKAL98 I was thinking exactly the same, such a nice strategy

    • @davids1513
      @davids1513 3 роки тому +269

      @@JACKAL98 It wasn't actually a thing because you can manage a lot more with CGI animation than you can with actual real world physics and mechanics. Like much of this trilogy, compared to LotR, they let rule of cool override logic.
      There's no way you could get a ballista (essentially a giant crossbow on wheels) to launch a huge spear like bolt with long tails, with a rapid enough rotation to maintain flight AND shred a volley of arrows. In reality, if you were to shoot something like that from a ballista, the tail end of the bolt would likely immediately drop and it would wobble slowly, vertically for a short distance, if you were lucky making it far enough that it didn't crash into your own infantry.
      The other reason is practicality. A shield wall, historically, was perfectly capable of standing up to arrow volleys. That is a lot more efficient than trying to design an artillery piece like this, and frees up your likely limited artillery selection for either better anti-troop or anti-building fire.

    • @kingdurinvii
      @kingdurinvii 3 роки тому +151

      @David Copperfield A person asked a question, he answered with an in depth answer. I found it interesting

  • @tokomo4
    @tokomo4 5 років тому +13476

    Imagine living for thousands of years and dying by being rammed by a goat with a short hairy person riding it. Glorious.

    • @Lucifer-we5mc
      @Lucifer-we5mc 5 років тому +174

      Wait are they immortal in there youth or just immortal in jeneral

    • @tokomo4
      @tokomo4 5 років тому +699

      @@Lucifer-we5mc I believe that the elves are immortal as long as they don't get killed. So they have an immortal natural life, but they can be killed by others.

    • @TanHoang-dz9lh
      @TanHoang-dz9lh 5 років тому +363

      @@tokomo4 even when they're killed, their souls will be reborn into a new bodies

    • @efaristi9737
      @efaristi9737 5 років тому +264

      @@Lucifer-we5mc immortals in general in fact, the Elves last as long as the world lasts. But their bodies can be destroyed and they are reborn in Aman, the Blessed Country, from which they can never leave. So it's as if they disappear forever from the world. I do not know how the Dark Elves take the fact of being stuck there but I think they should not be happier.

    • @ButterBoyism
      @ButterBoyism 5 років тому +212

      To be honest of all the "good" races of Tolkien, the godlike beings not included, the dwarves are the one I'd be most afraid of fighting. While individual elves are far superior to dwarves, the dwarves in general are a very physically powerful race that's been forced into a warlike culture and who has the most difficult towns to conquer.
      Wanna beat humans? Level their towns and fields.
      Wanna beat the elves? Burn that forest.
      Wanna beat dwarves? Now.. How the shit do we dismantle a mountain while having an army of tiny roided dudes fighting in cohesive units sallying out. (this especially holds true for the movie version, since the unit formations presented by the dwarves are VASTLY superior to anything both elves and men present. The typical elven formation we see seems to have a focus on mobility and skirmish power, while the dwarven legions seems to have a massive focus on tactical flexibility, to clarify they show technologically advanced field artillery, roman like formations made up of infantry fully armored and with tower shields. An army like that would be nigh on impossible to beat for the typical elven or human armies we've seen in all the movies combined. Bows are typically useless against full armour, especially when said armour is accompanied by tower shields used in unison. All a dwarven army would have to do in a field battle would be to hold their ground and wait for the enemy to run out of arrows, a charge is unlikely due to the combination of their stature, shields and spears and even if anyone were to do so - they'd die.)
      Edit: It's heater shields, my bad!

  • @coledevlin3984
    @coledevlin3984 2 роки тому +972

    “Eh, howdya like that? The ol’ twiddly widdlies. Haha ye buggars” I can just feel Tolkien’s influence in that line, truly capturing the how dialogue was handled in all of his books.

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 10 місяців тому +220

    I like it that the Elves and Dwarves united to fight a common enemy. They were literally just fighting each other minutes before

    • @TheElMuffin
      @TheElMuffin 5 місяців тому +5

      Elves majorly messed it up by jumping over perfect lines of spears lined up to break the Orc charge. They should have waited and either flanked the orcs on the sides or jump over literally a few seconds after the Orcs got stuck on the dwarven lines.

    • @mugthemagpie3001
      @mugthemagpie3001 3 місяці тому +1

      I think elves got their pride hurt when dwarves just abandoned fighting them. And also because they appeared first to the orcs.

  • @alejandrobasaldua5930
    @alejandrobasaldua5930 3 роки тому +4667

    Sun Tzu writes "The Art of War" in 500 BC.
    People in 501 BC:

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 роки тому +66

      Hahaha underrated comment 🤣

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 роки тому +179

      @Carter Johnson After. When going B.C. you go backwards. 500 B.C is one year after 501 B.C.

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 роки тому +111

      @@vaterix4202 no thats wrong. B.C. dates work backwards the closer you move towards the future.

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 роки тому +145

      @@vaterix4202 499 B.C. is after 500 B.C. He is referring to people before Sun Tzu so that's 501 B.C., meaning that before the writing of the Art of War, people did not know how to fight, like in this Lord of the Rings scene. Terrible battle tactics.

    • @LandJYT
      @LandJYT 3 роки тому +31

      imnot you you are an absolute thicko

  • @Scattman101
    @Scattman101 3 роки тому +2603

    2:45 "The hordes of hell are upon us! Fight to the death!"
    I love the fact that the Dwarves immediately recognize the threat of the Orcs and waste no time in forming a DOUBLE spear wall and bailing on the Elves. Meanwhile the elves just hold until the last moment when they realize what is happening. This is why I love the Dwarves.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +157

      the dwarves are defending their home while the elves are taking their home so make sense

    • @EricWulfe
      @EricWulfe 2 роки тому +39

      its not that they belatedly realize the threat, i believe that they were unsure of what to do, especially when they were invaders just then, and thranduil didnt issue any further order

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 2 роки тому +3

      Yea they all recognized the goblin and worg army but I saw no orcs or the like

    • @reedpadgett9056
      @reedpadgett9056 2 роки тому +5

      @@reaty05 in the books and according to Tolkien himself there is no discernible difference between goblins and orcs

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 2 роки тому +5

      @@reedpadgett9056 but where the hell were the bats or all the other bs that was a total rewrite it's a spoof movie in all honesty not very accurate to the book

  • @cheekloins4126
    @cheekloins4126 2 роки тому +3643

    I love how shocked the elves get when suffering losses. The notion of death is so unnatural to them, they know every loss could have been avoided.

    • @benramon6287
      @benramon6287 2 роки тому +120

      well those elves are all older than everyone on the battlefield so they knew them for hundreds of years... ugh this is annoying to see peopl comment without even bein a fan of the lore idiots actually say much but hear little

    • @MetalCharlo
      @MetalCharlo 2 роки тому +661

      @@benramon6287 People aren't idiots for not knowing the details of a fucking fictional world.

    • @Nahomix3
      @Nahomix3 2 роки тому +69

      @@MetalCharlo Agreed.

    • @osa236harca6
      @osa236harca6 2 роки тому

      @@benramon6287 sheesh wonder why it took so much time for these to get new fans, nasty as an orc are you?

    • @Icebearded
      @Icebearded 2 роки тому +182

      @@benramon6287 I bet you felt so supperior writing this.

  • @babawill14
    @babawill14 Рік тому +359

    Elves are like, "No, orcs, only we get to bully dwarves. Fuck off."

    • @Rogue_Centurion
      @Rogue_Centurion 4 місяці тому

      “No, orcs, only we get to kill Elves. Fuck off”

    • @Orthane
      @Orthane 3 місяці тому

      That's pretty much what it is yeah. *If anyone is gonna kill those point eared bastards IT'S GONNA BE US*

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 3 роки тому +6969

    I love how the elves are perfect at everything, but they still can’t compare to the dwarves ingenuity and teamwork

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +382

      the high elves (although undeniably snobbish) are experts in hybrid missile infantry (much better than shown here) with good melee, armor and more importantly speed. their only weakness is artillery which coincidentally is the strong suit of dwarves so together they truly make the most formidable fighting force.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +64

      @@thegamingwolf5612 I believe all wood elves are high elves but not all high elves are wood elves

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +38

      @@thegamingwolf5612 the differences are marginal and only appear in their magic and mounts (high have celestial magic and ride horses wood have earth magic and ride stags) so really not much diff in tactics or genetics. Another difference is high elves can summon the eagles but wood elves can summon treekin but that's about it

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +12

      @@thegamingwolf5612 great catch! But warhammer is 90% borrowed from Tolkien with bits of Micahel Moorcock and Fritz Leiber so imho the lore stands

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому

      @@thegamingwolf5612 true probably shouldn't have used that as example but couldn't think of any other differences between the elves

  • @Tyrese28
    @Tyrese28 4 роки тому +6070

    Love how the dwarves don't think twice about charging the orcs

    • @dangwancie4797
      @dangwancie4797 4 роки тому +823

      Dwarves hate elves and Elves hate them back. but both hate Orcs more XD

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 4 роки тому +335

      How people from Boston and people from NYC react when Russia invades.

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 4 роки тому +20

      @pet detective I am 100% certain you are wrong, because we have our own Russians here, and they fucking hate Russia.
      Nahoy blyat.

    • @discodictator8981
      @discodictator8981 4 роки тому +47

      ​@@highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 Мany Russians too hate Russia, but when some little yankee says it -in us a bear wakes up.
      Don't forget, we Russian don't fucking care how many us die, but we take win

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 4 роки тому +18

      @@discodictator8981 K bud. My best friend is from Vladivostok, you dont scare me. Chill out and enjoy some doctorska kolbasa on rye. Eta zybis

  • @kelaarin
    @kelaarin 4 роки тому +2197

    2:47 "The hordes of hell are upon us!"
    Dwarves: run to form defensive shield line.
    Elves: line up for epic hair commercial.

  • @maskedasmr4992
    @maskedasmr4992 11 місяців тому +79

    I love how quick to adapt the dwarves are. Without hesitation, after the Goblins announce themselves, they all change direction toward the goblins and set up formation, all while the Elves are trying to make sense of whats going on lol. What a scene.

    • @nothingplayzz361
      @nothingplayzz361 7 місяців тому +13

      they weren't unaware of what was happening, rather they were unsure if they were to help the dwarves or not seeing as they were supposed to take the mountain for themselves, that was until king Thranduil changed his mind.

    • @soulfulleigh
      @soulfulleigh 6 місяців тому +5

      i think those were orcs, not goblins 😅

    • @carlasmith741
      @carlasmith741 5 місяців тому +1

      @@soulfulleightomato, tomato. Orcs and goblins are completely the same in middle earth, the names are interchangeable

    • @KoshmarYT345
      @KoshmarYT345 4 місяці тому +2

      @@carlasmith741 its not lol,orcs and uruks are open world warriors while goblins are cave ones

  • @jadenandreirosanes2004
    @jadenandreirosanes2004 3 роки тому +2579

    It's 2021 and tons of movies came out but this trilogy and The lord of the rings trilogy will never be forgotten, epic

    • @colbypyles3831
      @colbypyles3831 3 роки тому +36

      If you don't know, their will be a Lord of The Rings show coming out in late 2021

    • @adrienne17
      @adrienne17 3 роки тому +4

      yessssss

    • @holyn8
      @holyn8 3 роки тому +123

      @@colbypyles3831 it will be a soulless cashgrab just like the hobbit was.

    • @D00NBU66Y
      @D00NBU66Y 3 роки тому +29

      Can’t wait for Amazon to ruin the legacy. Sorry but I just don’t have any faith. Hollywood again not letting classics remain legendary and feeling the need to continue recreating them. LOTR is the best trilogy of all time. Period. What makes someone think they can “top” it?!

    • @BenAri18
      @BenAri18 3 роки тому +14

      this isnt lotr ... not exactly

  • @AZIONG651
    @AZIONG651 2 роки тому +3591

    Anyone else think the dwarves setting up their shield wall looks awesome? Just how quickly and efficiently they do it too.

    • @sl_ipper
      @sl_ipper 2 роки тому +170

      And then the Elves skewer themselves on the spears

    • @mengoinggodsway9024
      @mengoinggodsway9024 2 роки тому +44

      I personally think they rushed too far up to place the wall, I don't know why they ceded more distance when most of the elves are ranged and a few hundred feet can be the difference between two volleys or none.. especially when the elves jump over the wall. I laughed honestly, I forgot this movie after I saw it and this makes no sense.

    • @kaputt_jay3873
      @kaputt_jay3873 2 роки тому +16

      @@sl_ipper Eh being as nimble as they are they could probably jump far enough over the spears
      Seeing as one of their kind managed to parkour up a falling bridge?!

    • @havok9001
      @havok9001 2 роки тому +11

      i think Dwarves are like the tank class for there size to make a good Atk/ Def combo when need it

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 2 роки тому +2

      No! You're the only one, and 438 others + 5, assuming that the 5 comments agree with you!

  • @AJ-tr5ml
    @AJ-tr5ml Рік тому +12

    Dwarves: Set up a strong defensive line so that the elves can reinforce it or provide arrow support and wipe out the orcs
    Wise elves with thousands of years of experience: cHaRgE! REEEEEEE

  • @Kubinda12345
    @Kubinda12345 3 роки тому +2581

    Those dwarven anti-archer balistas are pretty sick. Not only do they negate the archer volley but they can also attack at the same time. And shocking thousands of years old Elvish king is also a nice bonus.

    • @alexanderdanielsson6049
      @alexanderdanielsson6049 3 роки тому +41

      yeah really cool too see. had the elves shook

    • @godlessandlovingit
      @godlessandlovingit 2 роки тому +76

      ah, the old twiddly widdlys!

    • @PanzerShrek94
      @PanzerShrek94 2 роки тому +25

      would be much less useful if the elves were smart and fired at will,not in a concert

    • @lordbry470
      @lordbry470 2 роки тому

      Uhh no. Ever heard of sharpnel?

    • @boson7354
      @boson7354 2 роки тому +29

      @@lordbry470 No I haven't, but I've heard of shrapnel.

  • @kerrydustin3996
    @kerrydustin3996 3 роки тому +2321

    I like how the Elves and Dwarves were killing each other a few minutes prior to becoming a well defined Orc slaying unit.

    • @Stellaris13th
      @Stellaris13th 3 роки тому +14

      True

    • @sauerkrautjr
      @sauerkrautjr 3 роки тому +45

      Good thing this didn't happen in the book

    • @jussieronen3707
      @jussieronen3707 3 роки тому +60

      @@sauerkrautjr They were just about to kill each other, but a near miss doesn't count

    • @basset6559
      @basset6559 3 роки тому +97

      They're showing us that both Elves and dwarfes understand and know that "The Orcs" are the big and primary threat to middle earth before they're beef.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому +10

      @@basset6559 Okay, then why did the not go back to killing each other after? It should've stayed like the book where they almost fought but didn't.

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma 4 роки тому +1297

    Dain: "THE HORDES OF HELL ARE UPON US!"
    Elves: *"Look majestic, everyone. Look majestic!"*

    • @김지섭-q9t
      @김지섭-q9t 4 роки тому +5

      this isn't funny

    • @jrbcodes
      @jrbcodes 4 роки тому +52

      @@김지섭-q9t it is tho

    • @김지섭-q9t
      @김지섭-q9t 4 роки тому

      @@jrbcodes nope

    • @xcalibre436
      @xcalibre436 4 роки тому +31

      @@김지섭-q9t why the hell are you so triggered?

    • @김지섭-q9t
      @김지섭-q9t 4 роки тому +3

      @@xcalibre436 stfu before I punch you

  • @sicksadworld765
    @sicksadworld765 5 місяців тому +10

    I don’t care what people say, I love this triology

  • @maximecaie3555
    @maximecaie3555 2 роки тому +866

    The dwarves are so brave in this scene when the orcs arrive. No questions asked, they go straight to their death to deal with the Mordor army. God I love them

    • @Rob-Benny-Hill
      @Rob-Benny-Hill Рік тому +15

      Would have been two choices. Death standing and fighting, or death kneeling and begging.

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 Рік тому +5

      I wish we could've gotten to see more of them in combat. Too bad the OT we only see Gimli.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 Рік тому +4

      The dwarves wanted the first taste of orc blood and I love it.

    • @alfonsogabrielronquillo9915
      @alfonsogabrielronquillo9915 9 місяців тому

      Pls don't misuse he Lord's name by just saying it for exclamation or with a curse word, Exodus 20 7 says that we shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain (in emptiness, worthlessly or to no good purpose), that he will not hold guiltless any one who take his name in vain. May peace and God's blessings be with you all and remember I and God love you all! Repent of your sins and turn to God, believe in Christ with all your heart, that he died for our sins and God raised him up again, put your faith and trust in him and not on our works because no matter how many good works we do those alone won't save us but remember that faith without works is dead faith. Live a new life for God, for Christ, TGBTG! ( To God Be The Glory).Romans 3 23 says that everyone has sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and Romans 6 23 says that the wages of sin is death (hell). Let's spread the Gospel with love for God and for others, sorry because this is a lil bit out of topic😅, love ya guys.

    • @shamankeng
      @shamankeng 8 місяців тому

      Facts

  • @giacintawarakai972
    @giacintawarakai972 3 роки тому +2378

    Seeing how the dwarves responded quickly to the arrival of the other army shows that they are naturally impulsive. Whilst the elves are more contained they do not move until they are told to do so.
    But above all both creatures fought admirably in this scene.

    • @captainsandwhich7469
      @captainsandwhich7469 3 роки тому +90

      Except until elves jumped over the shield wall

    • @pineapplepie5590
      @pineapplepie5590 3 роки тому +52

      Then there are humans with pitchforks sitting in the corner like ducks.

    • @G4m3-0v3r.
      @G4m3-0v3r. 3 роки тому +7

      What i find a bit bizarre is that the Elves must have kept Guard on the Dwarves so how didn’t they see the Crow AT BRIGHT SUNLIGHT and shoot it down

    • @dreamingflurry2729
      @dreamingflurry2729 3 роки тому +20

      I wouldn't call it impulsive, I'd call it survival mixed in with good training (A phalanx-shield-wall is just about the best thing against charging infantry (and cavalry, too) - unless you have modern machine-guns, artillery, mortars and mines, but if you don't? Well shield wall and if you have time to prepare? Dig some pits with pointy sticks in them, works on Orcs, too :) - the Elfs shouldn't have jumped over (ruins the effectiveness of the wall!)

    • @emperorpalps1076
      @emperorpalps1076 3 роки тому +8

      I like to think the dwarves are more aggressive and reckless because they are mortal, so they are going to die anyway, doesn't matter when. Whereas, the elves are immortal, so their lives are more costly and fragile as they could live forever, making conserving elven lives more of a priority.

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 5 років тому +14414

    Still better strategy than the Battle of Winterfell.

    • @jazz_intown4723
      @jazz_intown4723 5 років тому +277

      Still they won. Hi, plot armor

    • @AlithAnar
      @AlithAnar 5 років тому +571

      Blue Moon THEY LOST. ENDING SUCKED. FUCK BRAN THE PUSSYLESS

    • @viniciusvyller9458
      @viniciusvyller9458 5 років тому +496

      I'd say jumping over a shield wall is on the same level of putting your army in front of your moat and outside your walls.

    • @Lastskykey
      @Lastskykey 5 років тому +55

      Wolfram von Vyller, the Wizard but then again those are elves not humans 😌

    • @viniciusvyller9458
      @viniciusvyller9458 5 років тому +22

      @@Lastskykey Swords and spears still harm them.

  • @vin4216
    @vin4216 3 місяці тому +21

    Even after the backlash The Hobbit are getting, this is still far better than the 2 seasons of Rings of Power.

    • @mugthemagpie3001
      @mugthemagpie3001 3 місяці тому +5

      This is literally LOTR version of the Prequel Memes.

  • @viscabarca4408
    @viscabarca4408 3 роки тому +1228

    God, a had the best childhood! Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Matrix, Batman, Pirates of Caribbean an others 90s-2000s were great!

    • @AintChillGuy
      @AintChillGuy 3 роки тому +63

      Proud to say I've also grew up with those masterpieces

    • @jonessoda4me1
      @jonessoda4me1 3 роки тому +8

      All there with you!

    • @davidbilla8063
      @davidbilla8063 3 роки тому +17

      @@aduantas But this decade movies are worst apart from Avengers

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 3 роки тому +6

      4/5 of the Pirates movies are terrible.

    • @geosync9742
      @geosync9742 3 роки тому +3

      Meh each generation thinks they had it best. Indiana Jones, Die Hard Lethal Weapon were much better than this.

  • @Tariro10000
    @Tariro10000 4 роки тому +3272

    After seeing the tactics used by the elves in this, it makes sense they are so few ...

    • @elano5386
      @elano5386 4 роки тому +475

      Yes the jumping over an shield wall sucks but the defending against the cav was great

    • @Tariro10000
      @Tariro10000 4 роки тому +53

      @@elano5386 Their volley fire at the same time was hilarious :P

    • @oscarnilsson2872
      @oscarnilsson2872 4 роки тому +238

      i mean, no not really, you cant technically put the blame on the elves, when a "mistake" like this happens, the blame should be directed to the directors. Sure the elves are just fictional but its still wrong

    • @alitaqwa8501
      @alitaqwa8501 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone i advice to Watch [The Lady Of Heaven Movie] 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

    • @demyanrudenko
      @demyanrudenko 4 роки тому +128

      @@elano5386 jumping over the wall wasn't really about tactics, it was about getting to orcs before dwarves. One person controls what elven army is doing, and that person is pissed and insulted at that moment.

  • @teddyoshirak4628
    @teddyoshirak4628 4 роки тому +2818

    Elves: * Shoot arrows *
    Dwarves: *_Uno reverse card_*

    • @thekhans2823
      @thekhans2823 4 роки тому +7

      @ Teddy Oshirak , Hah

    • @lustrals1273
      @lustrals1273 4 роки тому +3

      AHAHAHHA

    • @hf1371
      @hf1371 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @corneliuselbourne1044
      @corneliuselbourne1044 4 роки тому +49

      To me that was the most impressive, had to replay that scene over and over becouse it was so badass and ingenius.

    • @lustrals1273
      @lustrals1273 4 роки тому +8

      @@corneliuselbourne1044 I did the same

  • @SomeoneSomewhere-x6b
    @SomeoneSomewhere-x6b 2 дні тому +1

    That initial disciplined elven line breaking the dwarven cavalry charge is so good. A damm shame they suddenly forget their training and just yolo into the orcs later

    • @IvorEyess
      @IvorEyess 2 дні тому +1

      Their defence was really well done but their offence needed a lot of work… a LOT

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 6 років тому +5232

    Elves - Excellent strategists
    Dwarves - Excellent craftsmen
    Orcs - Numbers, numbers and NUMBERS.

    • @alexelitist8370
      @alexelitist8370 5 років тому +544

      IDK, it seems to me that the dwarves had better strategy in this fight

    • @kaanceyhan7388
      @kaanceyhan7388 5 років тому +188

      Also, brute physical power ( For Orcs)

    • @BattleCookie404
      @BattleCookie404 5 років тому +237

      nullified the great phalanx instead of saving the flanks ---> Excellent strategists

    • @bantopul
      @bantopul 5 років тому +195

      Elves - sweet long majestic hairs

    • @aitorlegorburu8598
      @aitorlegorburu8598 5 років тому +117

      Its not an excellent strategy to go in frontofyour phalanx, just saying

  • @gavinjablonski
    @gavinjablonski 5 років тому +12659

    If the orcs had waited like 30 minutes it would have been much easier

    • @MainDoorFrames
      @MainDoorFrames 5 років тому +384

      XD underrated

    • @MainDoorFrames
      @MainDoorFrames 5 років тому +332

      @@sen8634 YEZ I remember my dad saying that when we went to watch it

    • @adolphstalin9193
      @adolphstalin9193 5 років тому +505

      The creepy worms don’t work for the orcs, they just let them pass to the surface.

    • @Emperorbattleship
      @Emperorbattleship 5 років тому +120

      true but 1 when have the orcks ever ben smart and 2 it whoudnt have en as fun to watch :)

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 5 років тому +41

      Barley an inconvenience

  • @pirateninja5735
    @pirateninja5735 2 роки тому +1213

    I love how quickly the elves and dwarves teamed up against the orcs despite just now starting a battle

    • @KiraYagami-kz4th
      @KiraYagami-kz4th Рік тому +74

      What about side by side with a friend?

    • @TheGreenB1rd
      @TheGreenB1rd Рік тому +170

      The orc general is so stupid... He could have waited for both the Dwarves and Elves to destroy each other first then attack...

    • @finiteeee
      @finiteeee Рік тому +8

      @@TheGreenB1rd fax

    • @Yeahimman32
      @Yeahimman32 Рік тому +30

      @@TheGreenB1rdthe rules of cool comes first

    • @kelvincostner7775
      @kelvincostner7775 Рік тому +1

      They just warming up

  • @AlperKayabasi
    @AlperKayabasi 5 місяців тому +36

    Dwarves: Builds the perfect spike wall, ready to crush the enemy.
    Elves: F*ck it, jump over it guys...

  • @sunslap
    @sunslap 3 роки тому +1501

    People are going to complain about cgi and shit, but the sound design of this battle is absolutely off the charts.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 роки тому +149

      Anyone complaining about the CG in this are just being spiteful haters to the core. It may not be quite as spectacular as LOTR, but this is still some of the most complex, well-done CG ever to come out of Hollywood. I watch this and it doesn't even occur to me that it's mostly CG. I'm just too involved in the story and the action. Just like when I watch LOTR, I think of Gollum as a real true character. It's absolutely amazing to me that people are that pretentious and spoiled as to complain about what is essentially some of the best effects they could have done given the scope of the project and timeframe.

    • @Noold
      @Noold 3 роки тому +2

      @@maxxxmodelz4061 but why CG Dain?

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 роки тому +28

      @@Noold Billy Connolly was cast as Dain. A quick search turned up that the reason they did his character in CG is most likely because of Billy's Parkinson's Disease. They did actually do scenes with him in full costume, but his Parkinson's made his performance difficult and cause him to mess up his lines on set. So they had him do a voiceover with lines in front of him in the studio and replaced him with a CG character.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 роки тому +18

      @@Noold Don't forget by the time it came for The Five Armies photography, Billy's Parkinson's had worsened. They really had no choice but to just use his audio and replace his acting for those scenes with the CG double.

    • @Noold
      @Noold 3 роки тому +1

      @@maxxxmodelz4061 ahhh. makes sense.

  • @gabrielcastillo9745
    @gabrielcastillo9745 2 роки тому +1834

    I like this battle a lot because it shows the dwarves and elves, both studying and preparing for each other´s tactics but also understimating each other. First the elves, thinking that dwarves are only used to close combat battles in the mines, try to overwhelm them with arrows, but the dwarves were prepared and counter them with ballistas that were clearly designed just for that. But then the dwarves charge at the elves with goats, thinking they are only used to fighting at the distance in the woods behind the trees, only to be surprised by the elves´ incredibly organized spear formation, which traps and slaughters the riders.

    • @Aureilius2112
      @Aureilius2112 2 роки тому +148

      Glad you noticed that because most comments only notice the dwarves anti-arrow defence and miss the fact the elves countered the dwarves cavalry charge.

    • @jimbabwe6529
      @jimbabwe6529 2 роки тому +45

      If you look closely you can see elven archers shooting at the riders who are jumping over the first line of spearmen

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 2 роки тому +14

      1:50 The Strategy of the Elves where not good at all, they let the Riders in letting most of their army getting slaughtered behind, now the Elves with shield are also surrounded in both direction, with the Riders and the army pinning them, sure they got some of the riders, but what are they gonna do to those who breached through their second defense/offensive line of armies?
      The shields purpose is to block and prevent anything from entering, but they decide that its a good idea to just let the riders get behind the Backline
      Next scene on them being an Ally
      The Elves jumped over the Dwarves who’s position was already good and would kill and stop most orcs from getting past through, the formation they had was already good
      But the elves decided to jump out of those defenses through the spears of the dwarves right through the Orcs, now the dwarves will now have a hard time attacking and also avoiding on harming the elves that is infront of them
      3:43 The dwarves charging with their shields and spears is very effective, tho the elves are infront of them still, which would or could get them killed or harmed, and also making it harder for the dwarves overall.
      The only good thing the Elves did here was shooting a barrage of arrows on the Orc’s, also the Elves seemed to be loosing when the Riders got through the elves defenses.

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 2 роки тому +24

      @@Zenith07 Your second point is true. The Elves jumping over the Dwarven Shield wall was stupid.
      But the first point is debatable. While the initial shield wall seems a little unnecessary, and suicidal for the Elves that composed it (I think it was intended as a sort of speed bump), the "pits" their army formed allowed empty spaces in-between that essentially funneled the Dwarven cavalry into kill-zones.
      On principle alone, that *will* obliterate any cavalry, as animals will prefer the easiest route and run into the empty space, surrounding themselves and their riders with Elven soldiers on all three sides.
      To prove my point: Do you see any more dwarven cavalry after the initial battle other than Dáin's pig? None, because they were obliterated by the Elves.

    • @أ.بسامالعبادي
      @أ.بسامالعبادي 2 роки тому

      هلو

  • @lig_mag5776
    @lig_mag5776 4 роки тому +2098

    Elves : fires thousand of arrows
    Dwarfs : Destroys all of them
    Thranduil : Choked pikachu face

    • @lig_mag5776
      @lig_mag5776 4 роки тому +10

      Jarvan IV. Dain : AH AH yO BuGUrS

    • @rishikeshsingh7626
      @rishikeshsingh7626 4 роки тому +4

      Pikaaaaa

    • @shirazummunira7863
      @shirazummunira7863 4 роки тому +4

      Pikachu face. my goodness!!!!!??😂😂😂😂😂

    • @King-gv4lg
      @King-gv4lg 4 роки тому +17

      That technology right there is pretty useful, I wonder why ancient civilizations in real life dont have that as a way to defend from arrows,

    • @lig_mag5776
      @lig_mag5776 4 роки тому +4

      King Well, they had shields😂

  • @alexporter7379
    @alexporter7379 Рік тому +2

    The crazy thing is, these are Silvan Elves, known to be the lesser of the elves. They're perfect, but it's insane to think the Noldor were the superior fighters and craftsmen.

  • @ShogunV
    @ShogunV 2 роки тому +556

    "shield walls are formed so we can look cool while jumping over them" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Yaboi-if8bw
      @Yaboi-if8bw 11 місяців тому

      "Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot. And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!" Soldier, TF2

    • @sarthakgosain3425
      @sarthakgosain3425 5 місяців тому

      Absolutely bullocks!!

  • @BrandonCuringtonOfficial
    @BrandonCuringtonOfficial 4 роки тому +1878

    Dwarves and Elves: fighting
    Orcs: *appear*
    Dwarves and Elves: Let’s forget that happened.

    • @hazareliyev5926
      @hazareliyev5926 4 роки тому +4

      Akeoeoüoiioüiiükauyxy6xofxodt,do,şey,8dy,d,yox,əti,ən,6dy,t7d

    • @foisalchowdhury1505
      @foisalchowdhury1505 4 роки тому +33

      There is no elves and dwarves fight in real movie
      when they were going to fight with each others gandalf stoped them...and orcs came..

    • @mdjinan6572
      @mdjinan6572 4 роки тому

      Movie name

    • @efaristi9737
      @efaristi9737 4 роки тому +53

      Elves and Dwarves may not like eachothers... but they share a absolute hatred of the Orcs.

    • @AssyrianTitan
      @AssyrianTitan 4 роки тому +2

      @@efaristi9737 I was going to comment this too, they both have a common enemy in the orcs.

  • @bealightinthisdarkworld8225
    @bealightinthisdarkworld8225 5 років тому +451

    "Hey, how do you like that! You twiddly widdleys!"
    Oh man, classic

    • @faqkkoff6850
      @faqkkoff6850 5 років тому +11

      I saw ur comment exactly the second the sentence was said in the video ^^

    • @humayoonrafiq9374
      @humayoonrafiq9374 5 років тому

      Xxx

    • @isaactroy6899
      @isaactroy6899 5 років тому +7

      It's "the ole twiddly widdely"

    • @MyMomsCalciumCannons
      @MyMomsCalciumCannons 5 років тому +17

      @@isaactroy6899 You're both wrong. Hes calling his anti arrows "the ol' twirly whirlys" but with a Scottish accent.

    • @shezh9597
      @shezh9597 5 років тому +6

      Ye buggers!

  • @dhruvpatil1279
    @dhruvpatil1279 8 місяців тому +10

    that shield wall, and elves jumping off it, is probably the most beautiful thing ive seen in my life.

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname6726 4 роки тому +3417

    Imagine being a hobbit where orcs, goblins, trolls, wargs, men, elves, dwarves, gargoyles, and a giant ring worm all trying to kill each other. Like, wtf my species is back there smoking pot playing with mud and galabanting around

    • @jeromeharry6226
      @jeromeharry6226 4 роки тому +29

      underrated comment 😂

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 4 роки тому +98

      You forgot they play golf too and his neighbors still trying to auction his stuffs

    • @VannyBranny
      @VannyBranny 4 роки тому +18

      Galavanting

    • @daarom3472
      @daarom3472 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks Theon

    • @saymyname6726
      @saymyname6726 4 роки тому +2

      @@VannyBranny thank you, my bad. You're beautiful. lol

  • @amado4249
    @amado4249 5 років тому +665

    Elves are OCD about their battle formations and I love it.

    • @suryam5957
      @suryam5957 5 років тому

      Who are elves dwarfs and the others ?

    • @lembaluwanglembaluwang9425
      @lembaluwanglembaluwang9425 5 років тому

      @@suryam5957TN

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss 5 років тому +19

      @@suryam5957 the elves are the tall blond people, the dwarves the short hairy people, the orcs are the gray things

    • @suryam5957
      @suryam5957 5 років тому

      @@whiderboss do i need to watch Lord Of The Rings to understand the whole?

    • @jhjn1498
      @jhjn1498 5 років тому +1

      @@suryam5957 no

  • @aaronharkins4331
    @aaronharkins4331 3 роки тому +818

    It never fails to make me cry when I see the elves vaulting over the dwarves shield wall. It’s tactically nonsensical but it’s too epic to be a plot hole. Idk if it’s weird that this makes my eyes leak it’s wholesome af

    • @cartergomez5390
      @cartergomez5390 3 роки тому +15

      Nothing makes sense in life 💯

    • @darthnihilus6839
      @darthnihilus6839 3 роки тому +11

      And to be fair to the Elves the Dwarf shield wall would eventually be useless so what’s the point?

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 3 роки тому +101

      @@darthnihilus6839 did you just suggest that a phalanx, coupled with the fact its double layered with heavily armoured forces, *is useless?*
      Its the best thing for the situation, and the elves jumping over wasted their lives, and the dwarves once they were forced to break ranks.

    • @SagaciousNihilist
      @SagaciousNihilist 3 роки тому +41

      @@theteutonking3306 Everything about what the elves did was nonsense, I get that they get endless respawns but they dont fight like a long lived race. They charged in a lose formation wielding only curved swords that were meant for cutting/slashing against armored and shielded Orcs, it was complete suicide... They should have reinforced the Dwarves flanks with their own heavy spear/shield infantry and fired volleys of arrows at the incoming orcs with their archers.

    • @wtfduud
      @wtfduud 2 роки тому +23

      The elves probably didn't want the dwarves to take the credit. Plus it's in character for elves and dwarves to use opposing tactics.

  • @BriefStudy
    @BriefStudy 10 місяців тому +3

    Battle is so real and Beyond Imagination..Really Hardwork

  • @Dovy1790
    @Dovy1790 4 роки тому +1900

    Dwarfs are the best! As soon as they saw the orks, they turned imeediatly towards them and wanted to fight 100vs 1000000

    • @alqahtani8710
      @alqahtani8710 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gpd4110
      @gpd4110 4 роки тому +38

      and continue fighting elves after lol

    • @tomkhali5779
      @tomkhali5779 4 роки тому +5

      Phim tên j vậy

    • @spicanerius4418
      @spicanerius4418 4 роки тому +9

      They got inspired by sparta style😂

    • @darulezlulez2625
      @darulezlulez2625 4 роки тому +78

      Dwarfs never forget or forgiven. They remember how the orcs slayed the king

  • @aliph9370
    @aliph9370 5 років тому +3248

    What an clever anti-arrow,arrow

    • @sksguesswho
      @sksguesswho 5 років тому +26

      Ketchapp agree!

    • @SlabOfSteak
      @SlabOfSteak 5 років тому +312

      Best part of the fight and when the dwarves charge the elves on goats and the elves just spread out and easily kill the dwarves. Shows off their battle strategies. Wish there were more things like that.

    • @grayju79
      @grayju79 5 років тому +3

      Indeeed

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 5 років тому +11

      It went like_ nope nope nope nope nope

    • @dumusstarbeiten5063
      @dumusstarbeiten5063 5 років тому +46

      @@SlabOfSteak but it isn't strategic at all. you could just fire the arrows by turns, the ballistas couldn't handle that.

  • @stephenleng426
    @stephenleng426 2 роки тому +985

    This has got to be the most satisfying and frustrating battle sequence throughout Jackson's adaptations, from a tactical and C2 perspective. The "twirlie-whirlie" countertactic employed by the dwarves was ingenious (artillery whose only doctrinal shortfall would be its niche operational utility), and then - although captured in only a few seconds - the column formations dynamically taken by the elves to "herd" the dwarven cavalry charge into a spear enclosure has me thinking of the Battle of Zama, 202 BC. The way the elves immediately begin to interoperate with the dwarves by forming up into small sections, opening up lanes for the dwarves to maneuver through. The orc's use of the banner to issue battlefield commands is likewise very cool.
    BUT THEN THE ELVES PARKOUR OVER THE DAMN PHALANX!! WHY?! Sure- break up the orcs' charge, but that phalanx was perfectly set up for them to hold the orcs in place, while you did LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO! Reposition archers, or the dwarves their twirlie-whirlies, up onto the embankments and provide fire support; maneuver your swords to the wings of the dwarves' centre, so as to secure their flanks; maneuver troops around to the orcs' rear to neutralise the nydus worms (Starcraft 2 reference), cutting off the flow of troops- LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD PRODUCE A MORE COST EFFECTIVE BATTLEFIELD EFFECT!

    • @gabrielsantiago4929
      @gabrielsantiago4929 2 роки тому +135

      I don't think you are taking in consideration the coolness factor for the phalanx jump.

    • @ConscriptReporting
      @ConscriptReporting 2 роки тому +19

      Well, we all know Grandpa Elf, hates Dwarves all his life after his "precious" gets taken away, it's quite expected that a king would order his men to suicide just because of pride, think about it, the Elves probably hesitated to charge because of the fact that their king would send his men to the front of the phalanx, I mean they know a phalanx themselves so it's basically insane for someone to go over the phalanx when they know what it does. It's cool and it has some benefits like the element of surprise but yeah, suicidal and non-realistic but I will repeat it, it's _cool_
      Btw that SC2 reference got me lol, you and I have the same thought on those worms everytime I see them after Starcraft

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 2 роки тому +11

      @@gabrielsantiago4929 true, everyone knows coolness > Trueness

    • @EFSpartan
      @EFSpartan 2 роки тому +8

      I remember seeing that in theater and facepalming. This could have been cool. Elves should have had a few volleys of arrow fire to break the charge. But looks like,e they just sacrificed two lines just for them to die.

    • @danmoua7686
      @danmoua7686 2 роки тому

      Because it's a movie (Major General) I also agree with you though, but 🤣🤣 side characters have no plot armour

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 3 місяці тому +2

    1:39
    Gotta love the elves elegant yet neat looking tactical flair in formation.
    I mean, the whole idea with creating pockets like that to funnel in chariots was practically invented by Alexander the Great and used in great effect at the battle of Gaugamela.
    This movie really helped showcase the elegant, accurate and skillful tactical prowess of the elven warmachine at display, but also gave us the rough, innovative and robust flair of the dwarfs. Two very distinct methods of warfare that really fits the two races perfectly.

  • @Sean-yk8he
    @Sean-yk8he 5 років тому +3493

    Dwarf: I don't like elf
    Elf: I dont like Dwarves
    Dwarves and elves: but i despise orc

    • @bobsvagene3021
      @bobsvagene3021 5 років тому +69

      Das racist

    • @destrologando2362
      @destrologando2362 5 років тому +48

      What are them to think of orcs like tha, mate? Some kinda Hitlā? Like, literally Hitlā? Tolkin were so racist, that horrible hetero white man, yuck, the holy trinity of evil> Hetero.and.white.and... Man...
      I wanna see orcs making love, im so progressive

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 років тому +8

      ... Human:Can I join you? Please :,v

    • @Sean-yk8he
      @Sean-yk8he 5 років тому +24

      @@destrologando2362 you are a special kind of shat

    • @destrologando2362
      @destrologando2362 5 років тому +7

      I should be more progressive then, and rewrite tolkien's work to be more fitting to today's societal estandards. You should read some really gooda articles about Tolkien being racist because his orcs are evil. theyre right there on google. Maybe youll find im shatter than that.

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 роки тому +360

    Sauron: "You will lead my armies, Azog."
    Azog: "As you wish, Great One."
    Sauron: "I trust you won't do anything stupid like interrupting the Elves and Dwarves fighting. Watching our foes slay each other is much more fun."
    Azog: "...sure."

    • @abdalrahmanakoob7675
      @abdalrahmanakoob7675 4 роки тому +2

      Oh thats a good one

    • @jnes624
      @jnes624 4 роки тому +9

      not sure how he could relay a message to stop the worms bursting through as the fight started like 2 mins before they came

    • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
      @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 роки тому +2

      @@jnes624 I fail to see your point.

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 4 роки тому +10

      @@Vikingr4Jesus5919 In short. The timing was just bad. Azog had no idea that the elves and dwarves would be fighting at that exact moment. Obviously tactically it's better to let your enemies kill each other then finish them off. But by the time he would know. His army was to close to call them off to let them kill each other being literally minutes away. Despite they were ungerground in the worm tunnels as well so no way to contact them.

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 4 роки тому +2

      @@jnes624 Exactly. The timing was way to close to arrival for him to react. Much less they were underground with the worms. Unfortunate for azog for a great opportunity.

  • @mikeoxmaul45
    @mikeoxmaul45 5 років тому +864

    Meanwhile those dead elves and dwarves would be like dafuq we died in vain

    • @oraseus90
      @oraseus90 5 років тому +54

      They will be ressurected to serve the lich king in another movie

    • @xvl_nasty2153
      @xvl_nasty2153 5 років тому +10

      @@oraseus90 Please don't give me hope

    • @poctordepper4269
      @poctordepper4269 5 років тому +6

      @@oraseus90 I thought it would be appropriate to point out that they, in canon, will be resurrected to fight side-by-side against all the evil forces of the world in Dagor Dagorath

    • @thchung09
      @thchung09 5 років тому +2

      The tragedy of war

    • @docjoebie
      @docjoebie 5 років тому

      poctorDepper42 dagor dagorath isint canon

  • @empoytekyo6981
    @empoytekyo6981 5 місяців тому +2

    Elves = Organization
    Dwarves = Craftmanship
    Orcs = Numbers
    Humans = Plot Armor

    • @yi_sos.1928
      @yi_sos.1928 4 місяці тому

      Nah.
      Humans have willpower... Anyways, always loose.

  • @jerry5550
    @jerry5550 5 років тому +739

    Still better than game of thrones season 8

    • @Braniean
      @Braniean 5 років тому +7

      Yes ! thank you preach !

    • @boiboiboi1419
      @boiboiboi1419 5 років тому +3

      What movie do you find it good and enjoyable and having good strategy?

    • @nitinjnitinj4960
      @nitinjnitinj4960 5 років тому

      Jerr y

    • @Hydorior
      @Hydorior 5 років тому +2

      You can't really complain about GoT's cavalry charge not making sense and simultaneously praise the Elves jumping in front of the shield wall 🤔 Both are prioritizing mindless spectacle over story and logic.

    • @gokulnayak9742
      @gokulnayak9742 5 років тому

      @Franz Styles nabhang

  • @billwilliamson1506
    @billwilliamson1506 2 роки тому +305

    When you suspend your disbelief this is an incredibly enjoyable scene. Then just laugh at what it gets wrong

    • @matthewwright9143
      @matthewwright9143 2 роки тому +21

      I watched this scene back when I was a kid and I couldn't think of anything more epic. Now it feels like a one of those cinematic teaser for World of Warcraft. All flashy and good for marketing.

    • @hmx8694
      @hmx8694 2 роки тому +4

      So it's funny bad.

    • @Nick_4545
      @Nick_4545 2 роки тому +10

      It’s pretty awful compared to the older movies but I won’t lie the elves jumping the dwarf pike wall was pretty cool didn’t make much sense tactical but still cool 😂

  • @Forgotten_Melody
    @Forgotten_Melody 5 років тому +1809

    Dwarves are forming a defence line, to let enemy smash on it like Spartans did.
    Elves jump over them and go into open fight, instead of waiting them to collapse and jump into their heads.
    TaCtIcAl DeCiSiOnS sUmMoNeR.

    • @noreavad
      @noreavad 5 років тому +109

      I know it bugs me too. That was an impressive wall the dwarves had there.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 5 років тому +85

      I think their intention was to lessen the blow on the Dwarf defensive line from the Orc onslaught, honestly it would have been smarter if the Elves reinforced the Dwarves as soon as the Dwarves took the impact.

    • @khel1761m
      @khel1761m 5 років тому +16

      The dwarven testudo was impenetrable 😹😹😹

    • @Fren69420
      @Fren69420 5 років тому +78

      The elves should have covered the dwarven flanks; which were wide open. The dwarves were asking to be enveloped. The dwarven cavalry should NEVER have been wasted on that head on charge into a spear wall. It is shown that the goats are easily capable of navigating in mountainous terrain. They should have been moved into advantageous positions in the mountains surrounding the elven army. A cavalry that is equally nimble as it has shock value... wasted on a head long charge into a spear wall. Good god. The dwarves had an overwhelming advantage with the number of cavalry they had compared to their own infantry. That was an insanely huge force of heavy shock. God I hate this so much.
      Thankfully for everyone though, the elves are significantly weaker in the movies than the books. 10 times better than a human man in every way. 10 times as strong, fast, nimble, intelligent, visioned, etc.. they do not fatigue easily either. They don't even need to sleep. This is not a people you want to fight.. they aren't your typical dainty little forest sprites from every other fantasy.

    • @Forgotten_Melody
      @Forgotten_Melody 5 років тому +11

      @@Fren69420 I know right. In this movie are shown worst tactical decisions.

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance 2 дні тому

    A good reflection of their mindset. Dwarves are always first to face a challenge. And the Elves are always there to try to steal their thunder😂

  • @hokage8426
    @hokage8426 2 роки тому +16

    The elves are aesthetically pleasing to watch. Long hair, capes, cool armor, disciplined, in sync and skilled …they’re like Batman with big ears

  • @noping4100
    @noping4100 4 роки тому +3764

    You can tell whoever wrote this scene played way too much total war

    • @Ghost2b0896
      @Ghost2b0896 4 роки тому +280

      well he must be bad then

    • @freyrds8870
      @freyrds8870 4 роки тому +535

      What kind of TW player charges his cavalry straight into a wall of pikes?

    • @simpledrajo4189
      @simpledrajo4189 4 роки тому +320

      @@freyrds8870 me during my first gameplay

    • @noping4100
      @noping4100 4 роки тому +23

      @@freyrds8870 MMMEEEE

    • @ashvinsubbaiah3027
      @ashvinsubbaiah3027 4 роки тому +17

      It’s called battle of the five armies. What do you expect?🤓

  • @killabeez7274
    @killabeez7274 3 роки тому +144

    The dwarves and elves could be such a power house if they fought together like this. The scene where the when arrows rip through the trolls and fist wave is amazing with the dwarves following on their little chariots of doom.

  • @admiralwhite4330
    @admiralwhite4330 Рік тому +2

    I dislike that the dwarves and elves actually deal significant casualties to one another in this battle. I liked it better when the elven king was reluctant to draw arms, and the dwarves are grim, set on making it through the barricade to help their brothers under the mountain. Then right as the dwarves try to break through the elven lines, Gandalf declares a ceasefire and the leaders hastily form a council to defend against a surprise host of goblins. This battle just treats both the dwarves and elves as cannon fodder for spectacle, and doesn’t portray the loss and grief of any good ‘man’s’ death in battle like LoTR battle scenes do imo.

  • @BlackWolf62633
    @BlackWolf62633 5 років тому +206

    Orc: Are you gonna wait until the battle is over and we can destroy the winner?
    Arzog: No I dont think I will

    • @司馬懿-b4k
      @司馬懿-b4k 5 років тому +8

      Orcs don't think

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 5 років тому +22

      I dont think Azog had a telephone to tell the worms to standby ^^

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 5 років тому

      @Alex The Awsome Sending scouts could days, weeks or months. Since they dont take a shortcut like the worms did. Orcs are more known to be fearless and swarming their enemies by their numbers. They are not known to be wise and use their intelligences.

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 5 років тому

      @Alex The Awsome My point is. There's is no reason for Azog to "wait"(From an orc perspective) for the dwarfs and elves to slaughter eachother. Since he want to slaughter both of them. And there's no common sense in orcs. Just obey and kill. And if anyone wins. They will just go in to the mountain. And that will just be harder for the orcs rather than an open field.

    • @НуржанатАбылгазинова-ц3ф
      @НуржанатАбылгазинова-ц3ф 5 років тому

      Называние фильма???

  • @Beer_
    @Beer_ 4 роки тому +503

    Elves first see orcs: oh shit this aint good
    Dwarves firzt see orcs: oi m8 were gonna bash your fookin 'eads in

    • @tobybll
      @tobybll 4 роки тому +19

      Thats why i love them

    • @darthpalpalzang7914
      @darthpalpalzang7914 4 роки тому +7

      I declare the as canon

    • @Beer_
      @Beer_ 4 роки тому +5

      @Asmar Ahsan where did i malign the Elves?

    • @Beer_
      @Beer_ 4 роки тому +3

      @Asmar Ahsan its a joke dude. You're taking this way too damn seriously

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +1

      These dwarves are absolute dumbass.

  • @VashtheStampede007
    @VashtheStampede007 4 роки тому +1530

    The orcs should have waited for elves and dwarves killing each other.

    • @artturonkainen2521
      @artturonkainen2521 4 роки тому +71

      Prolly didnt know about the dwarves

    • @rileydd08
      @rileydd08 4 роки тому +163

      They're not that intelligent...

    • @noisepollution5659
      @noisepollution5659 4 роки тому +156

      the orcs are full of themselves, they wouldn't wait any shit

    • @sweesiangtan3086
      @sweesiangtan3086 4 роки тому +79

      Orcs' weakness; patience.

    • @chemc5001
      @chemc5001 4 роки тому +13

      he delete this scene because of what you said

  • @Mexican_Jedi
    @Mexican_Jedi Рік тому +2

    I personally consider this scene (along with many others) Cinematic eye candy

  • @alohacoach8002
    @alohacoach8002 5 років тому +184

    I was happy that dwarves were getting there representation in this series. We knew mankind was cool, elves are badass, orcs are cool, but now my favorite race(dwarf) are being showcased and I love it.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 5 років тому +3

      and then they got cut from the theatrical release lol. But yeah, I feel ya.

    • @alohacoach8002
      @alohacoach8002 5 років тому +8

      @@Elthenar I want more dwarf armies you know. There passion for battle is so cool.

    • @majhangprakash
      @majhangprakash 5 років тому +1

      Dwarves my fav too. Specially Gimli

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 5 років тому +1

      Elves are definitely my fave but I love dwarves, especially their smithing and crafting abilities.

    • @laststandinstalingrad5162
      @laststandinstalingrad5162 5 років тому +1

      Aloha Coach if only they made a movie about the war of Dwarves and Orcs or the war in the North

  • @thomastreillet5725
    @thomastreillet5725 4 роки тому +516

    The dwarven rams not hitting any elves in their charge, and being boxed in an elven formation is actually a tactic used by Alexander the great in the battle of Gaugamela. Alexander's troops responded to the enemie's scythed chariots by opening up their ranks, creating alleys through which the chariots passed harmlessly, and finished them off when they were completely encircled.

    • @theopiron4368
      @theopiron4368 4 роки тому +42

      The romans also did this, against the Carthagenian elephants at the battle of Zama.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +11

      So elves were going to beat dwarves had Azog not arrived.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +10

      @@mrbencroft8251 I think the desperate worried expressions of Thorin and Co are quite telling.
      But the dwarves didn't seem to have much going for them aside from their hax artilleries. Goat riders are weak. Many got killed don their way by elven arrows. Infantry crashed into Elven shieldwall. Only Dáin himself seemed elite.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +11

      @@mrbencroft8251 I watched it on 0.25x speed and it looks pretty confusing. Like a bunch of elves are thrown back. But some stood their ground. It looks like they weren't hurt too badly.
      Shit CGI is shit.
      And we're not even talking about the fact those projectiles couldn't have possibly hit where they did. They disposed the arrows so they were moving in their direction, which means they should have hit the frontline archers. How the hell did they hit the back rows?!

    • @teutonalex
      @teutonalex 4 роки тому

      Ws thinking the same thing

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 5 років тому +2675

    This is all so cool but almost none of it makes any tactical sense.

    • @stathisstathopoulos9007
      @stathisstathopoulos9007 5 років тому +203

      ok boomer

    • @HoundofOdin
      @HoundofOdin 5 років тому +448

      @@stathisstathopoulos9007 Jokes on you, I'm 29.

    • @trapkingproductions
      @trapkingproductions 5 років тому +144

      Dr.Bright there is non. It’s 5 armies banging this shit out😂

    • @EddyGirón-r4k
      @EddyGirón-r4k 5 років тому +97

      +Dr.Bright Since I'm 36, do you care to write which are the many tactical mistakes??? I'm mean, how many films and movies have been made by Hollywood with almost total disregard of accuracy; in some cases, those are acceptable or bearable, and in others, well, NOT.
      In this case, let's start with the fact that is a fantasy film, and though humans are often depicted as how we really are, elves and dwarves have different physical abilities that allows them to execute a wide array of maneuvers, therefore affecting the use of tactics.

    • @creaturetransylvania8943
      @creaturetransylvania8943 5 років тому +31

      @@EddyGirón-r4k Dwarfs=Midgets
      Elfs=very thin people
      We got the real world counter parts,these types of people never changed battle tactics.
      Dwarfs & Elfs don't have enough of a physical difference from humans to call for different tactics.
      If one was a army of dragons then that physical difference would call for different tactics.

  • @inherentnature
    @inherentnature 25 днів тому

    I’ve always loved how quickly the dwarves recognized the true threat, and ran towards the danger immediately

  • @firefly_1456
    @firefly_1456 4 роки тому +1644

    Why does this comment section contain the most experts of strategy

    • @Tassadar209
      @Tassadar209 4 роки тому +84

      unfortunately most of em right tho

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 4 роки тому +69

      Most of them complain about Azog dumb strategy to interrupt enemy while they fight,but for real, Azog is a villain character inside this story and he is making mistake, i dont see the point of complaining about his strategy, cant we just enjoy the film and seeing villain making a mistake, just that evil character is making mistake to create a chance for good character, its pretty normal in film, even real life people make mistake, why do they even bother, right whatever maybe they just thought they are watching a streamer making mistake in game then so eager to point it out

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube 4 роки тому +45

      The experts here think elves and dwarves who hate each other and have never fought as allies should know how to coordinate perfectly.
      They also think the berserking bloodthirsty monsters who even hurt and kill themselves in their rage should have the cool collected rationales of pro chess players.

    • @manimuruga7537
      @manimuruga7537 4 роки тому

      Pls movies send me

    • @unitedstatian
      @unitedstatian 4 роки тому +16

      @@lotrlmao1648 There's no difference between someone named Joe complaining about a stupid strategy and you whining about Joe giving his opinion.

  • @fmagistel
    @fmagistel 4 роки тому +1338

    Funny how the cavalry just evaporates as the orcs appear

    • @el_wazabi1752
      @el_wazabi1752 4 роки тому +73

      They went back to their planet

    • @einflys4984
      @einflys4984 4 роки тому +59

      oh, not really. If you look close in the scenes they're still there, they just get absolutely WALLOPED by the trolls.

    • @lucasjeker5447
      @lucasjeker5447 4 роки тому +69

      well most of em got smoked by the elves 😂

    • @felixriver7751
      @felixriver7751 4 роки тому +2

      @@el_wazabi1752 k

    • @BlackCatEnergizer
      @BlackCatEnergizer 4 роки тому +47

      Better than seeing nothing but darkness for nearly 10mins. winks

  • @Badboyben1422
    @Badboyben1422 3 роки тому +190

    Another thing, the Elves strategic defense against the Dwarves was really nice and made a lot more sense than when they just went ape wild and just jumped right in front of a shield wall against enemies charging at full speed.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +3

      High Elves excel as warriors, having trained in martial disciplines for the equivalent of many men's lifetimes with a particular focus on hybrid missile infantry units and classical bow/sword combat so the lore holds well here despite a seemingly foolish maneuver

    • @veritasabsoluta4285
      @veritasabsoluta4285 3 роки тому +3

      @@jacksevert3099 No it doesn't you idiot lmao, you know that's bullshit

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +3

      @@veritasabsoluta4285 lol yea, I tried

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 роки тому +4

      @@veritasabsoluta4285 ideally you would have the Dwarven spearmen hold the line below chest level allowing the taller Elven archers to snipe neck shots all day from the back

  • @yamahayms4698
    @yamahayms4698 3 роки тому +93

    “Come forth my Armies” ! Just that scene and the sound of the horn gives me goosebumps! Best movie no cap!

  • @erickbertohernandez6125
    @erickbertohernandez6125 2 роки тому +276

    The dwarfs defense against arrows and the Elves coming in last minute to battle against Orcs was amazing.

    • @athalbereht9022
      @athalbereht9022 Рік тому +24

      it was extremaly stupid and contradicts the idea of the phalanx.

    • @anadil888
      @anadil888 Рік тому

      @ aุrุrุoุwุsุ aุnุdุ Eุlุvุeุsุ่ sa!
      55:50 ! 55:50 ! 55:50 ! ไข่ไก่ ไข่ไก่
      55:50 ! 55:50 ! 55:50 ! ไข่ไก่ ไข่ไก่
      55:50 ! 55:50 ! 55:50 ! ไข่ไก่ ไข่ไก่

    • @mariadoloresgasparino6085
      @mariadoloresgasparino6085 Рік тому +1

      @@athalbereht9022 Whatever. Yall Tolkien fans are even worst than SW stans 😂

    • @ProbablyFat
      @ProbablyFat Рік тому

      No the elves jumping over a phalanx as orca charge was one of the most retarded things ever created cinematicly

    • @munker2477
      @munker2477 Рік тому +2

      @@mariadoloresgasparino6085 Sh*t take, you probably watch marvel movies on repeat

  • @ljdd5464
    @ljdd5464 2 роки тому +108

    I'll always love that moment when the dwarves and the elves stand together

    • @OO7Wifey
      @OO7Wifey 10 місяців тому +2

      I know right

  • @MMOLater
    @MMOLater 4 місяці тому +11

    This 4 min battle is more epic and emotional than whole 2 season of Rings of Power. if you agree Like

  • @petarvelagic8127
    @petarvelagic8127 4 роки тому +314

    "Never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake" Orc: This sign isn't gonna stop me because I can't read.

  • @zookeethehunter7790
    @zookeethehunter7790 Рік тому +21

    2:35, "COME FORTH MY ARMIES" with the war horn sounds absolute badass

  • @roen5986
    @roen5986 4 роки тому +755

    Just wanna clarify this does not happen in the books. Gandalf breaks it up.

    • @redacted8872
      @redacted8872 4 роки тому +5

      fr?

    • @roen5986
      @roen5986 4 роки тому +205

      @@redacted8872 Excerpt from Tolkein Gateway: "When Dain's forces arrived, battle was almost joined between the two sides (now three armies were on the field) but at the last moment Gandalf intervened between the two and revealed that while they were bickering amongst themselves, the Goblins of the Misty Mountains and Grey Mountains under Bolg were using the opportunity to march against them."

    • @renegadepyro726
      @renegadepyro726 4 роки тому +63

      @@roen5986 daaaamn, dropping some lines from the book

    • @msakbar12345
      @msakbar12345 4 роки тому +45

      this does not happen also in the movie. that's why this called directors cut

    • @timzilla94
      @timzilla94 4 роки тому +9

      @Colin W actually I seen this on TV recently, basically the two forces argue then the Orcs invade but the Dwarves quickly go into battle, then the elves follow suit.

  • @Blunderflutz
    @Blunderflutz Рік тому

    Imagine all the time, effort, passion, and reverence for the material that went into Lord of the Rings.
    Now imagine the opposite of that.

    • @lamogio7938
      @lamogio7938 Рік тому

      Yeah it wasn't that good but saying that there was no passion and effort put here is nonsense

  • @marchlander1
    @marchlander1 4 роки тому +190

    "Hey, how you like that, the ol twirly whirlies. Haha you bugger." The best line.

    • @Sauron2609
      @Sauron2609 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr LMAO

    • @NiklasHenriksen
      @NiklasHenriksen 4 роки тому

      Hilarious

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 4 роки тому

      Twiddly widdlies he says. 🙄

    • @sabre6464
      @sabre6464 4 роки тому

      @@jonathan2755 doesn’t sound as good

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 4 роки тому

      @@sabre6464 how can it not sound as good? It wouldn't as been as funny if that's not what he said.

  • @miguelidk46
    @miguelidk46 5 років тому +886

    90% talk about GOT
    5 % Elves look beautiful
    3% CGI
    2 % elves vs dwarves

    • @revolverocelot8106
      @revolverocelot8106 5 років тому +10

      remember when everyone kept shitting on this movie?

    • @ahmadbaalbaki4158
      @ahmadbaalbaki4158 5 років тому +10

      goodbye jojo wdym ? That’s definitely in my top 5 ever
      Every-time i watch it man so fucking intense and beautiful

    • @yugurtz
      @yugurtz 5 років тому +2

      1% you

    • @lovableairheadmile6809
      @lovableairheadmile6809 5 років тому

      @@yugurtz 87& talk about GOT
      5% Elves look beautiful
      3% CGI
      2% Elves and Dwarves
      2% Talks about military tactics
      1% Me who wants Battle of Dale, Battle under the trees and battle of Lorien to be adapted into a proper movie.

    • @lovableairheadmile6809
      @lovableairheadmile6809 5 років тому +1

      87& talk about GOT
      5% Elves look beautiful
      3% CGI
      2% Elves and Dwarves
      2% Talks about military tactics
      1% Me who wants Battle of Dale, Battle under the trees and battle of Lorien to be adapted into a proper movie.

  • @assadarlingtoni
    @assadarlingtoni 4 роки тому +332

    Thranduil: *loses 1/5 of his army because he launches arrows at dwarves*
    Also Thranduil: *lets do that again*

    • @colincampbell2998
      @colincampbell2998 4 роки тому +41

      "Again, but this time WITH SPIRIT!"

    • @ONIscrooge
      @ONIscrooge 3 роки тому +4

      TBF he then sent his light infantry in front of the heavy infantry shieldwall, so at least he keeps the bad tactics consistent.

    • @nisus5343
      @nisus5343 3 роки тому +6

      Don’t think he lost 1/5 of his army, it really just threw away a couple of archers, and in the next scenes, you can see how the army formation is complete, with no holes of dead soldiers, so it really didn’t kill that much

  • @nremn9689
    @nremn9689 2 місяці тому

    I like how the Orcs were smart enough to attack two armies fighting but not smart enough to wait till the two armies were depleted. It goes with the theme of Evil always loses.

  • @WHYJ35
    @WHYJ35 4 роки тому +83

    “The hordes of hell are upon us, fight to the death!” Man, for little guys, those dwarves sure had massive balls.

  • @ancient6907
    @ancient6907 4 роки тому +1004

    Sucks to be an immortal that was killed in The first melee, for nothing really.

    • @westley5283
      @westley5283 4 роки тому +49

      Well even if elves die they do reincarnate in the undying lands so

    • @aengusog3415
      @aengusog3415 4 роки тому +88

      @@westley5283 yeah but the wait time is like a thousand years 🤦‍♂️💀

    • @girishmahajan3646
      @girishmahajan3646 4 роки тому +8

      @@aengusog3415 oof

    • @GvsoMagnvs
      @GvsoMagnvs 4 роки тому +4

      That part of elves always irritates me

    • @marekmacik5910
      @marekmacik5910 4 роки тому +19

      @@westley5283 they reincarnate only if that certain Valar allows it, if not they remain in something like His dimension or how to explain it. There was an elv that died reincarnated and returned to fight in middle earth

  • @robertm6810
    @robertm6810 3 роки тому +193

    “How do you like that you old twirley wirlies” best line said during any war you can’t debate that

    • @LOLERXP
      @LOLERXP 3 роки тому +3

      I prefer Winston Churchill shouting "Fuck off ya Krauts!" from a fishing boat during the Dunkirk evacuation

  • @thomasmiller5943
    @thomasmiller5943 5 місяців тому

    I have prayed for the moment that this clicks and resonates with mortals in 2024. Join forces instead of skirmishing for a while then go back to our homes knowing we did right.

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 2 роки тому +211

    2:50 idk why but the way the elves regroup into squads while dwarves rushes to form a shield wall is just beautiful.
    aww man I hope there were others who noticed this. It was a small but nice detail.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 4 роки тому +721

    The elves jumping over the dwarven spear wall before it could impale the orcs was such a stupid tactic.

    • @abluesapphire1352
      @abluesapphire1352 4 роки тому +162

      It looked cool, but I get what you mean.

    • @abluesapphire1352
      @abluesapphire1352 4 роки тому +8

      Wait the elves only stabbed a few orcs, so the other orcs were probably pushed to the spears.

    • @ej8455
      @ej8455 4 роки тому +91

      First it seems like the elves are not going to help, so when the elves jump over the dwarves it creates this cool moment of them helping when nobody expected it. Idk if this was the idea behind it, but it could be

    • @AGH331
      @AGH331 4 роки тому +94

      @@ej8455 Yes, Captain Obvious :D We get the reason behind the plot, it's just a really bad military tactic. They could've lined up at the flanks to extent the line, or flanked around to envelope the orcs, but instead they just jumped over a perfectly fine spear wall. Their archers could've also fired at least two volleys into the advancing orcs, but instead they appear to have had a coffee break. And the dwarven cavalry completely disappeared.
      Altogether pretty stupid, to be honest.

    • @pandasnusnulover3734
      @pandasnusnulover3734 4 роки тому +58

      @@AGH331 bro it’s a movie chill with the total war shit

  • @lordhumungus7980
    @lordhumungus7980 5 років тому +497

    *elves and dwarves fighting*
    Orcs: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @CalumHGaming
      @CalumHGaming 5 років тому +6

      Orcs: General Kenobi voice: "Hello there!"

    • @gjippsy8419
      @gjippsy8419 5 років тому +1

      Ourselve's*

    • @mericanmuskles4205
      @mericanmuskles4205 4 роки тому

      NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

    • @macewindu7429
      @macewindu7429 4 роки тому +2

      Elves and dwarves: SHUT UP CAN’T YOU SEE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!! WE WILL FIGHT LATER! .*continues fighting*.

    • @narendrachita4063
      @narendrachita4063 4 роки тому

      Sonu kathat

  • @seefooeats7378
    @seefooeats7378 Місяць тому +1

    I believe Gimli now when he said dwarves are natural sprinters😂

  • @alexmajor7773
    @alexmajor7773 4 роки тому +773

    forming a defensive wall of shield and spears, then having swordsmen jump over your heads, before breaking the formation completely at the last second and charging anyway.. whoever wrote that shit needs a slap

    • @rustilldown7
      @rustilldown7 4 роки тому +41

      yeah it's absolutely annoying what hollywood thinks is cool.

    • @NgatiDreadz
      @NgatiDreadz 4 роки тому +20

      The battle of winterfell...that is all.

    • @ommetaart9115
      @ommetaart9115 4 роки тому +43

      Kinda late for this but actually, the elves did it so the dwarves wouldn't take the glory

    • @macewindu7429
      @macewindu7429 4 роки тому +33

      rustilldown7 it’s not annoying if you watched it without judging you would realise that this was AMAZING! This whole battle was amazing, if you think this is bad... the battle of winter fell is worse

    • @macewindu7429
      @macewindu7429 4 роки тому +4

      The high ground you know someone’s raging when they have to insult you 😂

  • @bebenashville4342
    @bebenashville4342 5 років тому +342

    * elves and dwarves are fighting *
    Orcs : yo wassup

  • @jasonl3277
    @jasonl3277 5 років тому +811

    Literally this battle isn't that good but this is still a 100 x better than GOT season 8

    • @david91lvb
      @david91lvb 5 років тому +18

      Um no

    • @OhIDid
      @OhIDid 5 років тому +102

      Lord of the rings whole two towers movie beats both of GOT and this

    • @cynicalpenguin
      @cynicalpenguin 5 років тому +4

      Both pretty equally bad really

    • @zachgolden9516
      @zachgolden9516 5 років тому +4

      You know nothing Jason L

    • @joelmancinas9800
      @joelmancinas9800 5 років тому +2

      Shut up

  • @Loquenodijeayer
    @Loquenodijeayer Рік тому +26

    For me, one of the best battle scenes of all time.. ingenuity is just a precious gift, we rarely see these days!!

  • @MayhemTyphone
    @MayhemTyphone 5 років тому +464

    2:36 i remember the first time i watched this movie, i thought that signal mast was a para-glider, and that big white orc was gonna fly off with it.