Red Lobster is Bankrupt

And having a fire sale! Lobsters can live for 140 years, while Red Lobster lived for only 56. Huge W for the Lobsters.
Written by Eric Moneypenny (The Midnight Show, FOXADHD, AOK, The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim, etc.)
Originally aired on the June 2024 episode of the America's Top 13 Hitz! podcast! A satirical sketch comedy pop culture & music podcast.
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