Mark Normand Performs Stand-Up
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
- Comedian Mark Normand thinks being an adult is hard, and you can tell by the abbreviations: OMG becomes DMV.
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Dude been hungover for like 6 years lmao
He decided to keep it
A little hungover but also something else.
@Terrell Jamir nice lie
@Augustus Willie lies
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'This whole time I thought I loved music, turns out I just hate my brain.'
FATALITY
HonestSonics i just like drowning out other people
666th like, I'd like to take this time to thank every youtuber that helped me achieve this feat, I thank you
@@ichie7725 sorry I'm late, you're welcome.
I thought I'm podcast junkie either turns out the same ahahahah
InstaBlaster
Lol Mark and his 1920s newspaperboy cadence
get the papers get the papers Relevant username
His "Just After Vaudeville" delivery makes me love his jokes even more. Kinda Norm MacDonaldy
Still strong
🤣🤣🤣
He laughs like a dude who's been in an abusive relationship. xD
to be fair, you've just described the relationship between every stand-up comedian and a tough crowd. ;)
huh huh
Yeah, with life.
Hes been through alot go listen to interviews
his whole anal is an abusive relationship
Mark was brilliant. His act is diverse, dark, and lighthearted all at once. Good job!
justdamo
Hes still alive ya know.
Mark Normand is one of the best comics out there... He's a star
Nicky Paris one of the best roasters too.
Agreed! People overthink jokes!
*Kevin Hart
"thanks alot im Kevin Hart"
great way to dodge haters tho'...
I don't even... XD
I would tell him: "No, you sir are better than Kevin Hart".
He could be...Kevin Hart has a team of writers...
was that legal?
the thing about anxiety + headphones in public is too true
“We gotta help out riddled.”
He makes 5 mins feel like 10-15 mins. So many great jokes in such a short time!
That women achievements joke was great!
And so true. Nobody judges women on their looks more than other women.
"She's accomplished alot!" What an unbelievable ending to that joke , geniuse!
this guy is great, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves
No one:
Mark normand: i am a little hungover
And a little gay
Lol I think this meme format would work with the opening line of every stand-up ever, but alright.
Nada Banna Nah
You're this close to grasping the concept of a monologue.
"Move that tampon string to the side" 😭🤣🤣
can you explain plz, is this some english saying?
@@MaximGolovlev no, it literally means what it says
@@MaximGolovlev When one graduates university in the US, after you are handed your diploma, your tassel on your cap is moved to the other side. Thus, he is comparing menopause to a graduation, shifting the tampon string to the other side.
His shrugs are the best I've ever seen 😂
this guy has a natural comedic touch to his voice ,that makes him really funny even when he is not trying to
The douche bag joke was his best joke- I’ll give him that one, it was a DAMN sharp joke. The “judging women based on looks” bit was great too
this guy gets it
Max Abugov you mean bad comedy, right?
Too bad the crowd doesn't
@@jckdnls9292 they laughed heaps what?
@@thejasonbischoff i hope over the past 2 years youve developed the mental capacity to comprehend his jokes
Hey hey Mark Normand here, aaaaaa.
Hehe Ahhhhhh
AHH HA!
Hah aaaahhhhh
'This whole time I thought I just loved music but it turns out I hate my brain' - I really relate to that headphones bit
How is this possible that EVERY joke was funny as a motherfucker!!!! I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Move that tampon string to the side 😂😂😂
Michael Dison that was brilliant dude brilliant
Kevin Hart looks different somehow
I'm Kevin Hart XD
Erick Chicas why does he say that?
I wanna know too.
This set was alright, I like this guy!
u could never even do 1% of what he does
@@georgethinks9431 ??
I hope this guy gets big. He deserves it.
I 🧡 this guy. Gotta look him up.
All of his movements are like NPC emotes in a sims game.
LMAO I KEEP LAUGHING AT HIS "EH HAHA" AT THE END OF HIS SENTENCES
That laugh.
I been having anxiety and comedy is helping. So much.
That “hey hey” at the start, channelling his inner Krusty The Klown
He needs his own Netflix special already. Come on!
Coming soon!
Mark Normand: 0:17
me: *gives standing ovation*
This man is delightful
Damn Colbert’s crowd usually fuckin blows, it’s good to see them actually enjoying a guest
I keep looking up his stuff to see if he says he's Kevin Hart after everything. He does, and it's great.
But why does he say that?
man, his material is woven together so beautifully
He did just say I'm Kevin Hart at the end.
"I'm Kevin heart" at the end 😂 so subtle every time
He's adorable 🤗
Love Mark Normand.
Colbert just left Mark standing there at the end. Didn't go over to shake his hand or anything.
Wow. White Kevin Hart is hilarious. Unlike normal Kevin Hart.
Watch Central Intelligence, he's really good in it
+RobbieC Saw it. First movie I don't mind Kevin Hart in. I didn't particularly like him in it. The Rock was awesome and hilarious in that movie though. He carried the entire cast. Kevin Hart's character was just the average black businessman in it. A lot of actors could have played that role exactly the same. I just don't think Kevin is funny...
And I agree, the real Kevin Hart is not funny at all IMO, just an annoying guy with short man syndrome-"An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature." Love the definition but I'm confused, why does this guy say he is Kevin Hart at the end when he is Mark Normand? Did I miss the joke?
+l8on99 He is just being funny. Just a little joke yes, more of a silly little thing than a punchline. A lot of comedians end by saying "I have been *insert random celebrity name*" not sure why. Just a thing they do.
I find them both unfunny. At least the real Kevin Hart is charismatic
Thoughts are not good.
Hahahahaha
His delivery is phenomenal! I think he'll be the next big thing in comedy
It’s Interesting how Marc Normand is more funny than he is famous and Kevin Hart is more famous than he is funny.
"whew.... thoughts are not good"
i love this guy
Great Comedy. Intelligent, original
Good job Mark!!!
Unapologetically lunch!!
Always funny even when you give me STDs thank you!!
You mean kevin
5:08
He has appeared inside Amy Schumer. Hahaha sure he has.
What do you mean? Been on it 4 or 5 times.
haha
mark normand There was a combination of fat joke and sex joke in that statement. Maybe I just have a real bad sense of humour.
This guy is hilarious. This bit not so much, but look at his sets on Conan. LOL!
i agree
He was so boring
First time seeing him, enjoyed it.
His standup on "This is not Happening" is hilarious. One of the best I've heard and it's a true story LOL. Check it out
His comic timing is amazing
Does he end off every show with “I’m Kevin Hart” 😂😂🤣🤪
yep
Mark Normand's stand up always starts with "I'm hungover" 😂😂
Has that old school machine gun delivery vibe
Not sure if to like because Mark Normand or dislike because Stephen Colbert... I'll make an exception for you Mark Normand, what a legend.
He’s the best Kevin Hart that I know of
this is a really hard gig and he nailed it. the crowd even long claps halfway to show they reached the hook point.
One of the few comedians who can make me laugh out loud for real.
You know you've got it when even Colbert's audience laughs. I still can't believe they have comedians on this PC show.
This guy is awesome! I love his anxiety jokes...they are so true!
Went from pitty claps to authentic clap below the belt humor love you Kevin hart tuesgay
best up and coming comic in the last 10 years
I have been binging this guy for like 20mins and already love him
Gotta help out riddled lol
I hate calling comics underrated, but Mark really is. One of the best in the "biz"....
2:00 so true..all day. I feel ya Mark :/
His style of comedy is hard and takes time, other comedians have stories and a few jokes thrown in. This guy just goes joke after joke after joke every few seconds. That's so much material spent hours on used in mere seconds. Crazy commitment from this man. I wish other people would see this.
Dnds with....I'm Kevin heart
love Mark Normand
Love this guy
All acts of his are original
Often these comedians do just okay. This guy did great.
did he just say " I'm Kevin Hart at the end? lol
Everybody in the pool! X'-D
Lol he's funny
so handsome and funny
I love this guy. I hope he gets some good specials soon. So clever.
absolute legend
I am Kevin Hart by the end, I am a little hung over as the beginning
I just want to keep watching mark Normand videos
Glad I saw it slow burn excellent work.
Mark-keep at it Comedy!!
Love this comic 😂
Good set
More of this guy!
Mark, you're amazing!
Oh my god I love him
Holy shit that was pretty good! I usually just blow air out of my nose when listening to standup but that actually made me chuckle
Damn his writing is crazy. That thoughts/music/playlist bit is so sound
"thoughts are not good" that was good
Mark must have been so hot in his twenties
I can totally relate to his "insecure playlist on shuffle" remarks. Geez. The struggle is real hard. If only we could have the cure for anxiety attack.
Brilliant comedian! He deserves more screen time!
I like the guy
The headphone joke was so true
he ended with im kevin hart, lol
That was a very good set. That stuff about leaving the house with no headphones on is so fucking true...
I laughed so hard I spit my food out twice.
Time to move that tampon string to the side. Lol !!