Wherever she is from may not want her back after that performance. Us in the West Coast respectfully decline her and we are going to offer her up to the East Coast boys.
I hope that first girl doesn't off herself after this. My advice to her is : Just take the L, delete all socials, move to Fresno, and become a massage therapist, join AA meetings., meet your future husband in church. Have adhd kids. Never look back.
I mean it’s a big part of his life story and it was relatable in the conversation he’s not bragging about it. He’s drunk and telling a good story before a great punchline. Idk why so many people hate on him he’s hilarious
@@hongkongsloth You can only see it if you somehow laugh at any of Amber's jokes. Rumor has it, no person has ever been able to watch it. *The joke is the first chick was a train wreck and the actual roast is either behind a paywall, was cut with no intention of releasing it, or was just a bit.
Tony's hilarious how he's so brutal with his jokes and looks like he's having a terrible time all the time and then someone says "What'd you think Tony?" And he says "It was absolutely incredible. Unbelievable performance. It was honest, it was real, it was amazing. You are the future."
The way that Mark Normand turned his head and said thank you after being served a drink says a lot, in that one split second he showed humility despite his reputation and completely forgot that he was apart of the show. You sir truly seem like an honest man.
It was great to have the full video! I hope they do these more often instead of only the individual clips. I did notice the audio was super quiet though. I usually keep my headset pretty loud and I had to turn my volume up a lot to properly hear it.
@@no9-5 yea I had my video sound all the way up, my headset volume all the way up, and still had to up my pc volume by 20 for it to sound better. And then was deafened when I clicked the next video forgetting how much I turned it up lol. Idk how they managed to get it to sound the way it did. It was like all the mics were different volumes. Bc Brian Moses sounded fine on his mic, and I never had trouble hearing Mark Normand even when he wasn’t holding his mic.
@@jakehopgood7446 seriously, I understand Redbans early internet skills is what put Joe Rogan on the podcast map, but the dude is an A class dipshit that I cant even listen to when he is doing ads. His whole self is an annoying afront to my senses.
Must suck to not have smart volume which turns quiet sounds up and loud sounds down, basically fixes bad audio jobs. Steel series audio products all have it, worth looking into makes tv and gaming so much better.
The second Amber started talking I knew it wasn’t going to be good. There’s no reason to get that hammered…especially before doing a professional roast battle. Good lord woman….
Francisco is a joke stealer! The "He's so cute, so adorable. I bet you eat *****, but only with the crust cut off first." is Nikki Glaser's joke from the Bruce Willis roast when she was talking about JGL. Funny that no one noticed, Jeff Ross should have called him out. Love how Tony called him out for the other wrestling with sexuality joke he stole. This guy seriously needs to write his own material, his delivery is not bad, just replicated.
That’s what I’m saying he actually murdered the joke and not in a good way… theft is the ultimate fucking no no in comedy. What a way to end all of your chances. Stealing from an actual established comic? As if the internet isn’t a thing lol dumb as hell
And whats up with the phone between her legs or excuse me "It's" legs. I had to skip past Amber's part. My Autism just couldn't handle the cringe-fest, train wreck.
I hope Amber reads this comment and gets help after. She’s an alcoholic and I bet her life would get better if she stopped drinking. She was clearly drunk and ruined her shot
@@daridp So, in your own, completely clueless opinion, NOTHING matters within this "comedy club", eh?! Such as being funny, being even remotely likeable, being original &/or off-the-cuff (rather than reading from your fucking phone), being presentable (sure, most comedians nowadays look like absolute gutter trash - look at the incredibly ugly panel of judges here, for example - but when you're fat & covered in hideous & random "Etch-A-Sketch" style tattoos, then why in God's name would you wear a bright yellow pinafore that shows off all of those aforementioned & extremely unattractive features? Talk about an absolute GIFT for your adversary!!), NOT slagging off both the judges AND the location/state where it's being held...I could continue with plenty more but I've already been FAR more verbose than I'd intended... Anyway, cheers & best wishes to you from 'Down Under' nonetheless, mate...Matt.
@@Karlythecoolest Abso-freaking-lutely, Carly! And nice pun re: "shot" & her "intoxication", intentional or otherwise! Yeah, Amber is quite clearly not a bright person, & I'm being as kind as I can possibly be when I say this...what kid of person looks like that & then not only wears the kind of dress that not only doesn't conceal ANY of her perceived flaws but actually HIGHLIGHTS them?! And what kind of nutter outright attacks the freaking judges from the outset?! And even worse, NOT ONE thing that she said was remotely witty or humorous - I'm well aware that comedy is subjective but NO type of chart or seminar could convince me otherwise, she was/is THAT terrible!! OK Ms. TheCoolest, nice to have encountered & communicated with you, albeit a month later! Cheers & best wishes from Oz, my friend & take care...Matt.x
They are using dynamic mics for the live though. Do you prefer a ribbon or condenser microphone? It will be less clear and garbled with audience noise.
@@wakenow1mic has nothing to do with it, post-editing does. You can mix and master audio levels of whatever, not just music. Why are your views so limited?
Yo this is solid, can we get these uploaded regularly like KT? This is my first ep, but I will watch religiously if you can deliver like Tony, in terms of youtube content
Amber is like the mean, perpetually drunk girl that nobody invited.
Nailed it! 😂😂😂
"I want to go swimming. This song was written about me!"
the kind of girl that makes Uber drivers shudder with horror when they see shes their rider
She still funnier than me
she was indeed clearly fucekd up
“ I was gunna deduct points bc u were reading off your phone, but I realized you were just utilizing the dominos tracker”😂😂😂😂😂
😂
…… was insane!🤣
“At least someone will have good delivery tonight” to top that off
Lol when he said “no, she’s had enough” I thought he was gonna tag it with “…pizza” 😂 they destroyed that girl
So fuckin good haha
Amber is not a comedian, she is the drunk heckler who was given a chance. lol
Wherever she is from may not want her back after that performance. Us in the West Coast respectfully decline her and we are going to offer her up to the East Coast boys.
I liked this comment before watching it and I wasnt disappointed
I hope that first girl doesn't off herself after this. My advice to her is : Just take the L, delete all socials, move to Fresno, and become a massage therapist, join AA meetings., meet your future husband in church. Have adhd kids. Never look back.
That broad was blackout drunk..you can't kill something that died YEARS ago obviously😂
😵
Why would she off herself for dominating the episode? Everyone obsessed with her. Shes the only name you’ll remember on this episode
@@aaronsmith4806On the flip side,if she does do it, collective world IQ will sky rocket
Lmao this is hilarious and great advice
Tony cannot resist the urge to mention he was at the comedy store since day one no matter where he goes 😂
I mean it’s a big part of his life story and it was relatable in the conversation he’s not bragging about it. He’s drunk and telling a good story before a great punchline. Idk why so many people hate on him he’s hilarious
@@BigKO89 Idk why so many people hate on him he’s hilarious
He's a little tyrant lol thats why..
What did Tony put in Mohawk's drink @ 57:50 ????
@@airfawkies2 so what does that make you a little puppet that follows him!
@BigKO89 lol call me whatever you want on the internet. Hes still a lil tyrant not saying its not entertaining but defo see why people h8 on him
Is there anything we can all do to ensure Amber Ellis never speaks through a microphone ever again?
yes..but crazy enough.. the solution is putting a microphone in her hand lol.
@@eaw-dk3fctop comment
Holy shit I agree, awful
Lol she is the embodiment of fetal alcohol syndrome … and sadly I don’t think she probably even thought she did bad. She thought she killed it😢
I guarantee she blames the racist, sexist, patriarchy for holding her career back.
I can't believe they flew Amber out for this. There had to have been better talent out there.
She’s probably blowing Jeff Ross
Dude she's terrible
Maybe they're planning a how NOT to video and she is exhibit a
Jeff Ross probably wants to be “equal opportunity” which is bs because 99% of funny comedians are men
Diversity hire for sure
Amber is a prime example of what NOT to say. Her jokes totally went MISSING
but her being drunk helped!
Amber likes pain pills
I thought she had somewhat of an ok framework (jokes not body type) but delivery was horrible
Amber is a prime example of what happens when your sex partner is a fentanyl addict.
Contact high, with all the side effects
I am struggling to get thru this first bit... she is so bad
'you look like the kinda guy who always wears a shirt when he swims but always takes it off when he shits' - I literally choked on my food laughin lol
That's a stolen bit. I just can't remember who said it first.
Idk about the stolen part but the “you should see me when I shit in a pool…im so confused” 😂😂 💀 ☠️ 🪦
@@SingleMaltBuckeye 100% heard it before maybe phrased slightly different
@@McDanMan84comedians get real pissy about joke stealing ,
as if the things they are saying haven't been said a billion times before
"ehr gawd i hated that noise!" That's how the audience felt everytime she spoke!
Amber just simultaneously setback women and comedy.
Embarrassing and hard to watch lol
It’s always an embarrassment every time I see someone named Amber on tv… it’s never good…changing my name lol
Give it up for Amber Schumer everybody!
Shes as funny as everyone else there
So painful watching women trying to funny. Felt like i watched any female comedy on Netflix, just cringe to the bones
“Where do you find these 50/50 humans at?” 😂😂
Normans laugh in the background is priceless
“Tranny Trejo” was outstanding lol
Yesss that one got me too 😂
The Tap-a-Tio joke was gold
That shit was funny as hell. Def got past a few people.
It's 2AM and I think I woke up my neighbors 😂
The edit was hands down the most brutal joke of this entire episode
seriously, Tony shows up for like 9 seconds @14:40, then just dissapears, and moving on.
Thank you. I was upset.
I thought Amber looked kinda familiar, but as soon as I heard her jokes, I immediately recognized her. You're not foolin' anyone, Brenda Schaub.
L. Both hands. Sheep nerd
Incel nerd
Hahahaha
😂😂
Lmfao
That “how disappointed was the Priest” line by Francisco had me DYING!!!!!!
“With them etch-a-sketch tattoos. She jump up and down they erase” that was a nice on😂😂😂😂
“You look like your safe word is Can I borrow 20 bucks” 😂
Damn Amber needs therapy… like a speech therapist 😂
She's...I dunno. I dunno wtf she was doing there.
Pre-drinking too hard probably
Pain pills be a hell of a thing
Bruh she said something about hating black people where she’s from? Which was where? The bay? Lol where the thizzle dance was born… stfu Amber.
She just needs to stop drinking and not do comedy
I spit my drink all over my desk, when the 2nd guy in the second round accused the dude of roofying the first chick lmfao😂😂😂
40:28 "How disappointed was the priest ...? 😂🤣 Francisco killed it 🤣
Tony vs Ari was the best roast battle I've ever not seen.
Mine passed that. How do I watch it?
@@hongkongsloth You can only see it if you somehow laugh at any of Amber's jokes. Rumor has it, no person has ever been able to watch it.
*The joke is the first chick was a train wreck and the actual roast is either behind a paywall, was cut with no intention of releasing it, or was just a bit.
@@soothingsensorycenter1913hmm... ari vs tony how?
Mine was edited out too
@@NoNameBillyes, we’re all watching the same video
Domino's Tracker app joke "at least somebody tonight will have good delivery" holy shit these guys are so fucking quick. Incredible 😂
Ari and Tony wasted before the show thinking a couple of bumps would sober them up.
"We"ll put shades on and sit in the dark, no1 will know" 😂😂
Tony doesn’t do coke
@@buttersstotch4956 everyone says that
Dora the explorer with a cracked Samsung and a Camaro... hilarious
Amber is the embodiment of Cecily Strongs drunk woke girl character.
Yes 2 talentless hacks!
More like Embodiment. Period.
Rent free
@@seanliedjoeldied6985
I’m your landlord. Pay up, or I’ll evict you.
The mowhawk guy was bombing harder than the first girl 😂
"The Mohawk Guy"...!!??? Are you kidding?? Have you never watched comedy..???
I have no clue who he is either @@carmenc.-3377
Hes never been funny. His mohawk tickles Jeff Ross' balls in that special kind of way that he continues to get employed.
“Muffin Top, versus Muffin Bottom” 😂🤣😭
Normand and Tony are always on point
I love how you just hear mark’s laugh and noises from him in the background😂 “aaaahhh”
The cherry on top of every diss hahaha
Comedy!
LOL SAME Man his ahhhhhhh cracks me up lol
Amber is a living cautionary tale of the horror of fentanyl usage
Mark was the funniest person of the night 🤣🤣🤣
Isnt he always?
@@mr.nobody9697Normand is just Dave Attell with a better voice.
"owhhh gawd i hated that noise" that noise is supposed to let you know your hated too lol
Amber is the short yellow bus that everyone slow gets to ride
Quality.
😂😂😂
Why did Amber do that to herself? The judges did a better job of roasting Joe than she did...damn!
it's called a woman
@@kKomo-k8z Accurate. You're so smart and funny🤪
@@kKomo-k8zidk if ur blind, deaf, or stupid but the last person that won was a woman sooo….
“Amber, I don’t know, you’re literally phoning it in” 💀
Just another example why Jeff Ross is *The* Roast Master General. 🍻
Amber likes pain pills
I read that as he said it
@@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril100% got the junky shuffle .
Amber brings crib notes to a battle .. "Hold on .. I got a *GOOD* ONE for ya .. wait .. I have to find it on *my* PHONE!"
All of them looked at their notes on there hand to be fair.
“where do u find these 50/50 humans 38:09 at” 😂 🤣
Colin and Patrick both killed it 😂😂😂
Tony's hilarious how he's so brutal with his jokes and looks like he's having a terrible time all the time and then someone says "What'd you think Tony?" And he says "It was absolutely incredible. Unbelievable performance. It was honest, it was real, it was amazing. You are the future."
Freakin nailed it 😂
truth
Tony is weak and lacks roasting skills
@@andrewut7ya511 isn't he like one of the ones that started roast battle
@@leighleigh747 i could start a show called roast battle but that wouldnt make me funny. Tony is weak.
I hope you guys fix the audio issues. Every mic had a different volume.
mark normand laughing at "i dont even get it" made me laugh lmao
iykyk
8:10. That tapatío joke was fire
Domino's tracker fucking murdered me - and then again.
This was great. The 2 guys from Austin who battled in the 2nd round has me rollin hard
I laughed hard as hell when the camera switched to Jeff Ross in total darkness and he said "Haley Joel Osment"
The way that Mark Normand turned his head and said thank you after being served a drink says a lot, in that one split second he showed humility despite his reputation and completely forgot that he was apart of the show. You sir truly seem like an honest man.
Amber saying “I worked the day shift” was the funniest self roast ever. 😂
She actually said I WORK the day shift as in presently😂😂😂
Ya lmao. I want to feel bad because she was obviously wasted, but I have a strong feeling she isn't far from that sober.
She better start picking up extra shifts because comedy is not for her. 😂
@@BH-LGB stripping isn't for her either as she's working in the daytime.....I see a long future in porn for her...
You must not watch much roasts. She literally said what was just said that's not funny lol
Ah yes, the full version, with the most important parts cut out, my favorite.
Fill us slower folks out,what should we search for that's missing?
@@MatthewBHoth see how Tony is on stage at 14:40 and then not at 14:50? Wild guess that's the reference
@@hildenbrandt21 neat. What happened?
@@MatthewBHothhard to know when they cut it out…..
@@freeman7079 Right, we're on the same page.
OP said they cut the important parts out, so he presumably knows what was cut out.
I'd like to see Tony and Jeff Ross battle.
We would too!
My brain would explode
Jeff Ross would melt more than he already looks
Tony would get exposed
Ross for the win
Amber didn't make one joke, she just said words.
That first battle was hard to watch 😂😂😂 it was like sending a Tee Baller to play in the MLB
🎉🎉🎉🎉
I love that these videos are on UA-cam so I can listen to it on my miserable commute to work
hey man, ill bomb at an open mic with you.
It was great to have the full video! I hope they do these more often instead of only the individual clips. I did notice the audio was super quiet though. I usually keep my headset pretty loud and I had to turn my volume up a lot to properly hear it.
I pressed the volume up key every 2mins even though it was already at max throughout the whole video... it didn't help but it made me feel better...
@@no9-5 yea I had my video sound all the way up, my headset volume all the way up, and still had to up my pc volume by 20 for it to sound better. And then was deafened when I clicked the next video forgetting how much I turned it up lol.
Idk how they managed to get it to sound the way it did. It was like all the mics were different volumes. Bc Brian Moses sounded fine on his mic, and I never had trouble hearing Mark Normand even when he wasn’t holding his mic.
I thought the same thing! Had to grab my speaker to listen to it on
same @@TarnishedNord
They cut plenty
Watching Amber is PAINful
we are seeing someone close to rock bottom
“Patrick killed it on tool time” that was great 😂😂
Tony: We don't have those in Texas
Next battle ... 😂
Amber needed an alert for her jokes.
You guys need to fire your audio guys, it was almost unwatchable with the sound levels being all over the place.
I agree.
Redban School of Audio Engineering
No kidding, trying to watch this without waking my girlfriend up. Keep turning it up and down
@@jakehopgood7446 seriously, I understand Redbans early internet skills is what put Joe Rogan on the podcast map, but the dude is an A class dipshit that I cant even listen to when he is doing ads. His whole self is an annoying afront to my senses.
Must suck to not have smart volume which turns quiet sounds up and loud sounds down, basically fixes bad audio jobs. Steel series audio products all have it, worth looking into makes tv and gaming so much better.
The second Amber started talking I knew it wasn’t going to be good. There’s no reason to get that hammered…especially before doing a professional roast battle. Good lord woman….
TAPATIO i died
“You look like the kinda dude that keeps his shirt on at the pool but takes it off to take a shit” That’s my bro!😂😂😂😂
WOW --- Ross, Normand, Hinchcliffe -- You literally can't get a better roast panel 🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥
this that club are you in a part of it wahts going on?! @@RoastBattle
I wonder why Shane didn't stay.
@@RoastBattle why’d you cut out Ari and tony
Or worse audio! Well done! So low even on top volume!
Francisco is a joke stealer! The "He's so cute, so adorable. I bet you eat *****, but only with the crust cut off first." is Nikki Glaser's joke from the Bruce Willis roast when she was talking about JGL. Funny that no one noticed, Jeff Ross should have called him out. Love how Tony called him out for the other wrestling with sexuality joke he stole. This guy seriously needs to write his own material, his delivery is not bad, just replicated.
you made me watch to much trying to find the call out. herd the joke everthing..where was that?
That’s what I’m saying he actually murdered the joke and not in a good way… theft is the ultimate fucking no no in comedy. What a way to end all of your chances. Stealing from an actual established comic? As if the internet isn’t a thing lol dumb as hell
I worry when I'm old I'll be taken care of by someone like Amber. Just kill me now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And whats up with the phone between her legs or excuse me "It's" legs. I had to skip past Amber's part. My Autism just couldn't handle the cringe-fest, train wreck.
The stripper clothes back on slam was dynamite! 😂
Hittin Colin with the Scarface poster shrapnel every time mayne
Seriously. Like stop it bro
Shane was probably 18 bud lights deep with some shroomies all like Cmon guys you said I can stay in the green room lol
I just love Mark's laugh
Josh and Jessica killed it... great battle and good chemistry.
“Hey, don’t look at me”
Haha, starting off strong!
Rya and Francisco were absolutely hysterical! I personally think Rya won that one. But could see it going either way. Fantastic show!
Agreed
I hope Amber reads this comment and gets help after. She’s an alcoholic and I bet her life would get better if she stopped drinking. She was clearly drunk and ruined her shot
Dude it's a comedy club, nothing matters, they honestly all kinda sucked and I'm halfway through
Amber’s shot is ruined regardless of intoxication or sobriety.
@@daridp So, in your own, completely clueless opinion, NOTHING matters within this "comedy club", eh?! Such as being funny, being even remotely likeable, being original &/or off-the-cuff (rather than reading from your fucking phone), being presentable (sure, most comedians nowadays look like absolute gutter trash - look at the incredibly ugly panel of judges here, for example - but when you're fat & covered in hideous & random "Etch-A-Sketch" style tattoos, then why in God's name would you wear a bright yellow pinafore that shows off all of those aforementioned & extremely unattractive features? Talk about an absolute GIFT for your adversary!!), NOT slagging off both the judges AND the location/state where it's being held...I could continue with plenty more but I've already been FAR more verbose than I'd intended...
Anyway, cheers & best wishes to you from 'Down Under' nonetheless, mate...Matt.
@@Karlythecoolest Abso-freaking-lutely, Carly! And nice pun re: "shot" & her "intoxication", intentional or otherwise! Yeah, Amber is quite clearly not a bright person, & I'm being as kind as I can possibly be when I say this...what kid of person looks like that & then not only wears the kind of dress that not only doesn't conceal ANY of her perceived flaws but actually HIGHLIGHTS them?! And what kind of nutter outright attacks the freaking judges from the outset?! And even worse, NOT ONE thing that she said was remotely witty or humorous - I'm well aware that comedy is subjective but NO type of chart or seminar could convince me otherwise, she was/is THAT terrible!!
OK Ms. TheCoolest, nice to have encountered & communicated with you, albeit a month later! Cheers & best wishes from Oz, my friend & take care...Matt.x
@@lavielemondlmao😂what
I love occasionally hearing Joe laugh in the background, it's like when you hear Larry David laughing in the background on Seinfeld.
Tony is so brutally honest, it’s hilarious 😂. The judges roasting the the roasters is f*cking hilarious 😂
NOBODY'S SAFE 😂
Dude, how tall is Tony? He loos like a kid! Haha
Didn’t even recognize him.
@@falconde8528 he’s not that short lol, he’s 5’10 (they measured him on kill tony)
Lol man I wish he was there to put Amber in her place.
@@thewind6047lol there’s no fucking way he’s 5’10”
The “TAPATÍO” joke is amazing and very clever.
Amber is actually the first person that meth had no effect on.
Damn, Ari going for that strung out Joaquin Pheonix look
Bro brought in the 3 best roasters alive
Great roast battle. The audio is too dynamic though, and needs to be compressed.
Thanks, you just saved me an hour.
They are using dynamic mics for the live though. Do you prefer a ribbon or condenser microphone? It will be less clear and garbled with audience noise.
Compression is for music recording not live recording.
I literally know nothing about this stuff, to me it seems like whoever is running the board took a vacation
@@wakenow1mic has nothing to do with it, post-editing does. You can mix and master audio levels of whatever, not just music. Why are your views so limited?
I knew if i came to the comments section id see some people roast amber. You guys went above and beyond, thanks for the good laughs !
Ryer and Francisco were so freaking good. They acted like best friends in real life. They did so good together
HOLY SHIT! I had no idea how tiny Tony actually is
He’s 5’8”, but everyone looks tiny next to a group of guys who are 6’1”-6’3”
Utilizing the domino’s tracker… lmaooooo
Tony is the damn GOAT
I really wanted to see Ari and Tony go at it. "You look like Santa Claus with AIDS" had me DYING
Pretty sure i heard Gary Falcon say that first
Mark touching Jamar making him uncomfortable the whole ep is hilarious
This panel be hitting 😂😂😂
I never heard of amber Ellis ..now I wanna forget I ever did.
She def blew some producer...
Eating 🙀 with the crust cut off is a Nikki Glaser Comedy Central Roast Joke.
Oooo nice call out, no one else said shit about that!!!
There's a difference between having the same references, and stealing a joke... until you know the difference... stfu 😂
He stole a couple of jokes
A mess
But women aren’t funny 🤨
I love how everyone started roasting that first lady. 😂😂😂
At 12:50 I LOVE how, as soon as Mark puts the microphone down, he says thank you to the guy who brought his drink over
Yo this is solid, can we get these uploaded regularly like KT? This is my first ep, but I will watch religiously if you can deliver like Tony, in terms of youtube content
New episode this Thursday!
@@RoastBattleawesome! Can u guys improve the sound too
@@julessband don't cut battles out
@@ShInOomfgitsme and HD 2540k
This was so entertaining. The hour flew by. I can't believe people can keep making good jokes. It's great people are still making good show out there
As a Bay Area native that first girl made us look bad 😔
Nah, your entire city makes you look worse
Dude...."the hair of Tarzan and the body of his gorilla mom" is one of the funniest roast jokes ever written!!!
Man i would've loved to hear more about the day drinking with Ric Flair😂 WOOOO!