The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1

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  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 10 років тому +314

    What makes this quiz so frustrating is that every question is a *trick* question. Even the ones that end up having really obvious answers, because those ones are tricking you into thinking you have to give a trick answer when the trick is that the answer is the most obvious one.

    • @pikahetti
      @pikahetti 2 роки тому +2

      @@LyricaSilvan ????

    • @LexisBouchard12023
      @LexisBouchard12023 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like this comment is a trick 💀

    • @CBYT12
      @CBYT12 2 роки тому +2

      @@LexisBouchard12023can a match box

    • @makerofeditsmov
      @makerofeditsmov Рік тому +3

      Is it good or bad that I totally and completely understood this?

    • @makerofeditsmov
      @makerofeditsmov Рік тому +7

      @@pikahetti imma try and rephrase it cause why not: you get so used to the game having trick questions that when you get a question like, idk, “what is the third letter of this sentence?” You think “Well they WANT me to think the answer is a, since that’s the second letter of the sentence they wrote. But I’m going to put i, because that’s the 3rd letter of ‘this sentence’” The trick is that they made you think the obvious answer of “a” was wrong, because of how many times you’ve been tricked, when in reality, it is correct.

  • @somerandommemeguy3339
    @somerandommemeguy3339 5 років тому +744

    Game: PLEASE DON’T PRESS THIS
    Mark: *Presses button*
    Game: *Restarts*
    Mark: :o

  • @KaylaTheKindOne
    @KaylaTheKindOne 7 років тому +396

    "What is the best thing since sliced bread." You'll notice that there is no contraction or question mark. That was a statement. 'What' _is_ the best thing since sliced bread.
    Oh 2014 Mark, you poor soul...

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 6 років тому +5

      Oh!
      Thanks very much for the explanation!😄
      That one confused me like crazy.😐

    • @l27v44
      @l27v44 4 роки тому +7

      and the reference to the other games question, "can a match box? no, but a tin can"

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 4 роки тому +1

      @@merc5333 no problem haha

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 4 роки тому +1

      @@l27v44 hahaha

    • @pikahetti
      @pikahetti 2 роки тому +2

      @@KaylaTheKindOne hahahaha

  • @epickworth7421
    @epickworth7421 6 років тому +713

    It said 100 pennies in a pond but it is 100 pennies in a POUND so the answer was “no u” because there was no letter u

  • @wotan.mp44
    @wotan.mp44 8 років тому +422

    What can win in a fight? A *tin can*. Like from the first game's second question,"Can a match box?"

    • @Ticklebrush
      @Ticklebrush 8 років тому +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @IsaMeWahoo
      @IsaMeWahoo 8 років тому

      hey Terezi

    • @thatduckguy7869
      @thatduckguy7869 8 років тому

      1 4M BL1ND l

    • @philip6305
      @philip6305 8 років тому

      1 4M BL1ND because it said who CAN win a fight a tin can

    • @judaiyuki5597
      @judaiyuki5597 5 років тому +1

      @@Ticklebrush wow just getting ready to say that lol

  • @cheeriopuff2684
    @cheeriopuff2684 5 років тому +153

    The impossible quiz: please don’t press this
    Markiplyer : *clicks
    The impossible quiz: *resets him to home screen
    Markiplyer: *turns into mr crabs*

  • @Aceriex
    @Aceriex 10 років тому +164

    Answers for Chapter 1:
    1. Carefully
    2. Clint Eastwood
    3. 2:30 (tooth hurty)
    4. A femur
    5. Click the empty skip arrow on the bottom right.
    6. Click “What” at the start of the sentence.
    7. Illegal (ill eagle)
    8. Press H on your keyboard. (the 7th letter of “the alphabet”)
    9. Blnd Pg (no eyes = no i's)
    10. Count the sperms. Can be seven or eight if there is an extra one.
    11. 4
    12. Click the dots in order. After clicking the 7th dot, click the dot with no number to get a skip.
    13. Corn flakes
    14. Click the correct item quickly. Pigeon/dolphin on the left, fork on the right.
    15. >:(
    16. Click “Question” (the hint in the options tell you to press the long one, in which press the longest word)
    17. Press C on your keyboard. (C = sea)
    18. The dictionary (to find the meaning of the word life)
    19. A tin
    20. Click the cat until he licked himself clean.
    21. Drag the dot which is beside the question number and put it in between 21, and click it to continue. (21/10 = 2.1)
    22. A yoglett
    23. When the cat's hand show you the number, pop the bubbles until you reached the correct number. Can be 18, 23 or 27. Click the purple bubble on the middle left to get a fusestopper.
    24. Click “far too” and it becomes “fart oo”.
    25. Seaweed
    26. Yes
    27. Wow, The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill!
    28. Drag the guy's body away and click the liver. (de-liver = remove liver)
    29. A yoglett
    30. Press left and right arrow keys to march.
    31. No U (100 pennies in a pound, but the u is missing out)
    32. Press M on your keyboard. Notice the two words with M's in it.
    33. You wrote it with your left hand! (the creator is right handed)
    34. Biased! (bi = two, ass = donkey)
    35. Press P on your keyboard. (P = Pee)
    36. Drag the word “bowel” away and click the green arrow to continue.
    37. Click the red button repeatedly until the cat transforms.
    38. 25.81 (square root of 666, rounded off to 2 decimal places or 4 significant figures)
    39. People die
    40. Click the doll's crotch. (in my gentleman's area)
    41. Wipe their arse (dump = poop)
    42. Mash any key on your keyboard until your enemy dies.
    43. Type the word “cast” on your keyboard. (type “cast”)
    44. Drag the word “mouse” and put it at the point where it tells you to put your mouse here, and click the arrow on the right to continue.
    45. Drag the word “ground” away and quickly click all the leaks to fix them.
    46. There are 7 different questions:
    JFMAMJJASON? Answer: D
    OTTFFSSEN? Answer: T
    MTWTFS? Answer: S
    ROYGBI? Answer: V
    MVEMJSUN? Answer: P
    TIQTIQTTIQ? Answer: B
    FFFRRPPHHH? Answer: That's a fart, isn't it?
    47. Rub the tesla coil on the left up and down quickly until the dogs get struck by the bigger coil on the right.
    48. 1 (1 key = wonky = unstable)
    49. Either drag the word “life” onto Mars or just click the craters until a blue alien pops up with the sign saying yes.
    50. Click the machine to shoot it. Do it 3 times and quickly!

    • @hatstick312
      @hatstick312 10 років тому

      EPIC.

    • @dannyitssodeluxe
      @dannyitssodeluxe 10 років тому

      Markiplier got a grade C!

    • @jetskiller2277
      @jetskiller2277 10 років тому

      Thanks

    • @merchantarthurn
      @merchantarthurn 10 років тому +4

      For question 46, the letters represent months, something?, days of the week, colours of the rainbow, planets of the solar system (incl. pluto) and something? Does anyone know what those somethings are because it's killing me

    • @Mycroft616
      @Mycroft616 10 років тому +2

      hannahf983
      The
      Impossible
      Quiz
      The
      Impossible
      Quiz
      Two
      The
      Impossible
      Quiz
      Book

  • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
    @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 5 років тому +91

    The dad in me came out 😂 “what time is my dentist appointment”
    Me: TOOTH HURTY

    • @uribrown3284
      @uribrown3284 Рік тому +2

      Please stop, you're giving me trauma.

  • @GalaxysoulsAJ
    @GalaxysoulsAJ 8 років тому +343

    9:34
    It was at that moment that Mark knew, he fucked up.

    • @cum628
      @cum628 8 років тому +3

      your so right!!😆😆😆

    • @NomzieBean
      @NomzieBean 8 років тому +3

      agreed and your icon is adorable

    • @cum628
      @cum628 8 років тому +1

      +VittyVampireKitty 9
      mine?

    • @infinitywolf7047
      @infinitywolf7047 8 років тому +1

      +Ruby Rose No galaxysoul

    • @cum628
      @cum628 8 років тому +2

      +INFINITY wolf
      ok then

  • @gummyboots
    @gummyboots 10 років тому +142

    "What time is my dentist appointment?"
    "2:30"
    Fucking clever, too bad Mark didn't get the joke.

    • @mingxw5871
      @mingxw5871 10 років тому +3

      I didn't get it either XP

    • @brinkle2
      @brinkle2 10 років тому

      Ming XW oh lol too dirty- two thirty

    • @ZobmieRules
      @ZobmieRules 10 років тому +55

      peter nguyen
      TWO-THIRTY
      TOO-THIRTY
      TOOTH-IRTY
      TOOTH HURTY.
      I'm not yelling, just showing the comparison.

    • @brinkle2
      @brinkle2 10 років тому +2

      oh guess i was wrong :P

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena 10 років тому +2

      OOooh I just got it
      hahaha

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 років тому +77

    Game: What do feet eat for breakfast?
    Me: A Lego brick

  • @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048
    @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048 4 роки тому +117

    "Please dont press this"
    Mark: *Presses it*
    Game: *restarts*
    Mark: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @Blaiseingfire
    @Blaiseingfire 10 років тому +12

    9:53 MAKE THIS A GIF NOW!

  • @VarskDarkness
    @VarskDarkness 10 років тому +40

    For the 100 pennies in a pond question, there are 100 pennies in a pound 100p=£1
    but it says "pond" and the answer is "no u" because the word "pound" is missing the letter u to make the sentence correct

    • @chodakvods6866
      @chodakvods6866 10 років тому +6

      At least he was right when he said it had to be a British thing!

    • @the.192
      @the.192 Рік тому +2

      ​@@chodakvods6866 that moment when someone stole what I was gonna say 9 years ago

  • @MissyR
    @MissyR 9 років тому +42

    15:41 is basically the anthem for being so done

  • @theghosttownn
    @theghosttownn 7 років тому +425

    A MATCH CANT FIGHT BUT A TIN CAN!!!

  • @beirirangu
    @beirirangu 10 років тому +31

    15:30 actually, √666 is 25.81

  • @chubbychips4750
    @chubbychips4750 8 років тому +257

    25.81 is the square root of 666, just so you know.

  • @Hulkinator1989
    @Hulkinator1989 10 років тому +9

    the sheer amount of suppressed rage in his face at 9:50 still amazes me

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 років тому +55

    4:07 Blnd Pg, a Pig with no i's (eyes)

  • @Dungeoneer
    @Dungeoneer 9 років тому +310

    It's weird to see him with normal hair

  • @thewaterguy17
    @thewaterguy17 10 років тому +19

    9:30 well he warned you mark XD

  • @TheGamersPlayland
    @TheGamersPlayland 10 років тому +10

    21:02 Markiplier.exe has stopped working

  • @cr0w_xd
    @cr0w_xd 4 роки тому +12

    This video is just mark slowly going insane
    And it's still entertaining after 6 years

  • @pojogirl1996
    @pojogirl1996 10 років тому +12

    20:08 oh man, he shouldn't have done that because someone out there is gonna make a gif out of that

  • @LegoDude2465
    @LegoDude2465 10 років тому +6

    12:53
    The moment when you're name is Chris.

  • @rileydonovans
    @rileydonovans 10 років тому +156

    Wait a Minute...
    There are 3 Chapters to this game...
    Could it be?
    HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

  • @kyiamcgill9144
    @kyiamcgill9144 8 років тому +30

    "I know how you think, I think!" XD I died.

  • @Allelujah19
    @Allelujah19 10 років тому +50

    Sorry Mark, we need you to do Chapter 2. XD

  • @neverlandkisses7594
    @neverlandkisses7594 10 років тому +6

    "'Why is the sand wet?' Cuz someone peed on it."
    I loved how you got it right though you had the wrong wording! XD

  • @andirosek
    @andirosek 10 років тому +53

    Nope, you still have chapter 2 to do! I think it's funny how everyone clicks the like button just to see Mark suffer through these things again XD

    • @johnnymish5588
      @johnnymish5588 10 років тому +9

      yes, it seems that his audience might be made up mainly of sadists
      no offence intended of course

    • @austinanderson3647
      @austinanderson3647 10 років тому

      MAKE HIM REPLAY ALL CHAPTERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.....MAKE HIM SUFFER FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT

    • @johnnymish5588
      @johnnymish5588 10 років тому

      well... works for me!

  • @brohambbg
    @brohambbg 5 років тому +19

    Impossible Quiz: Q: “can a match box”
    A: “no, but a tin can”

    • @samandadras998
      @samandadras998 4 роки тому

      oh sure not like anyone will want to not be spoiled and go into this game blind

  • @13gamerbullet
    @13gamerbullet 10 років тому +13

    Hey, Mark... 6:41 Can a Match box? No?? Then what would win in a fight? Well a Tin can.

  • @Cerise4697
    @Cerise4697 10 років тому +4

    Oh my god these questions actually make better sense than the previous IQs. I know Mark was really confused by some of them but if you think about them a little bit they actually all make a twisted sort of sense!

  • @StickmansWrath
    @StickmansWrath 10 років тому +14

    6:30
    Can a match box?
    No, but a tin can.

    • @StickmansWrath
      @StickmansWrath 10 років тому +1

      From one of the other quizzes

    • @Henrii742
      @Henrii742 10 років тому

      StickmansWrath o rlly?

  • @ckies4777
    @ckies4777 7 років тому +12

    9:53 I WILL JOIN YOUR RAGE CLUB MARK! * starts raging with him * GAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • @Ashley-lo9xh
    @Ashley-lo9xh 8 років тому +242

    2.30. two thirty... tooth hurty. ahhhhh?!?! XD

  • @DJSuicidalTendencies
    @DJSuicidalTendencies 10 років тому +20

    Dentist appointment is at 2:30. Two furty. Tooth hurty.

    • @1ayumihyuga
      @1ayumihyuga 10 років тому

      When he read that it made sense :D

  • @MatthewEaton
    @MatthewEaton 10 років тому +5

    Oh man, I've never seen anyone so excited to complete a game that they had a mild heart attack. Way too entertaining!

  • @icekall35
    @icekall35 Рік тому +1

    "Ok, I pressed a button here but I'm not sure which one.
    C?!
    Oooohhhh..."
    Best part of the entire video

  • @Huffmanxd
    @Huffmanxd 10 років тому +7

    The amount of jokes that go right over Markiplier's head amazes me xD

  • @SteveOForToday
    @SteveOForToday 10 років тому +17

    His dentist appointment is at tooth hurty.

    • @thewhitespy1
      @thewhitespy1 10 років тому

      and feet eat corn flakes (corn as in flakes from a callus on a foot)

  • @CrackerJackIsHere
    @CrackerJackIsHere 8 років тому +156

    Is anyone sitting here yelling the answers at mark because I am

  • @lilsammy0719
    @lilsammy0719 4 роки тому +8

    9:50 THIS DUDE HAD A SEIZURE

  • @rale7215
    @rale7215 10 років тому +44

    Question 3. I thought about for 5 seconds, and realized 2:30 sounds like "tooth hurty" xD

    • @rale7215
      @rale7215 10 років тому +24

      I said it for other people who didn't buttmunch.

    • @onehandedbandit1686
      @onehandedbandit1686 10 років тому +4

      Yeah and the guy looks 5 himself

    • @lahniepearson2686
      @lahniepearson2686 10 років тому

      Ignore them, they're butt hurt over the fact that they still have a dick the size of an ant.

    • @Shlock7
      @Shlock7 10 років тому

      Poor little man. Oheeheheheheheuh

    • @T-lycan
      @T-lycan 10 років тому +1

      That stupid homie wishes he had a dick and was 14! Fuckin' amateur!

  • @bluebunnyisawesome1665
    @bluebunnyisawesome1665 8 років тому +76

    guys it says gullible in the bottom left corner at 22:50 lol

  • @ExpertTyrant
    @ExpertTyrant 8 років тому +4

    9:13 That voice was amazing

  • @soggyjat
    @soggyjat 5 років тому +7

    I think we've all gotten smarter since 2014 cuz the comments are just all of us pointing out all the riddles and jokes Mark didn't get.

  • @Aqeuros
    @Aqeuros 10 років тому +21

    Mark, you've already doomed yourself to making more of these videos, it started with you playing the first game of this series and accepting requests for games from your fans....sorry, but it's your own fault. You love us, though!

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 10 років тому +16

    9:12 Markibilly :)

    • @DjFlashNl
      @DjFlashNl 10 років тому

      That was awesome wasn't it?

  • @CookieWarsLyricBird
    @CookieWarsLyricBird 10 років тому +4

    Didn't you get it? When is my dentist appointment? 2:30! Get it? Tooth-hurty!

  • @PngunPr
    @PngunPr 6 років тому +4

    9:32 you were given instructions. They were not followed. You were punished.

  • @buckfusters
    @buckfusters 9 років тому +4

    mark man you're killin me "what do feet eat?" CORN flakes. "who would win in a fight" a TIN because, as you know, can a match box? no but a TIN CAN "which one is spelt correctly?" THE PIG HAD NO EYES SO BLND PG GET IT? GEEZ

  • @mainsmain
    @mainsmain 8 років тому +17

    2:30 two thirty "tooth hurty"

  • @dmua9551
    @dmua9551 8 років тому +4

    9:44 my video stopped and I laughed
    also, a match can't box, but a tin can

  • @og_nexus5576
    @og_nexus5576 6 років тому +7

    2:30 sounds just like “tooth hurt-y”. That’s the joke.

  • @TheImpressionist081618
    @TheImpressionist081618 10 років тому +6

    9:34 best rage ever!

  • @theunstinkable
    @theunstinkable 10 років тому +6

    At 3:40 the answer is, "BLND PG" because the pig lost both of it's eyes.

  • @akirazavaleta6195
    @akirazavaleta6195 10 років тому +6

    3:57
    THE MATING CALL OF THE GREAT MARKIPLIER =3

  • @oneminutericegang9700
    @oneminutericegang9700 3 роки тому +3

    9:07 mark changed accents like 5 times there

  • @mako5474
    @mako5474 8 років тому +26

    15:16
    The square root of the number 666 is 25.81.

    • @pickleddylan9714
      @pickleddylan9714 8 років тому +2

      lol I yelled at the screen

    • @oldfiregodgamer7422
      @oldfiregodgamer7422 8 років тому

      👍

    • @koopatroopa8696
      @koopatroopa8696 8 років тому

      wut?

    • @88CDawg
      @88CDawg 8 років тому

      But why is it the number 666 you have to find the square root of?

    • @mako5474
      @mako5474 8 років тому +1

      Christopher Lee
      It's a biblical thing. 666 is 'the mark of the beast,' and is recognized as a symbol of satanism

  • @WingedFire
    @WingedFire 10 років тому +8

    Thank you for beating this chapter, Mark, but your bragging rights are in another chapter...

  • @cedorashields2756
    @cedorashields2756 8 років тому +7

    11:45
    He Lost All His Lives Twice During the speedup,once on Question 1 and once on Question 2.

  • @dariomingardi7837
    @dariomingardi7837 8 років тому +3

    At 4:00 - Does that mean "the pig has no eyes", which sounds like: it has no "I"s?
    So it was " Blnd Pg"?
    Man, for someone which isn't english, like me, this thing van help a lot with your english, but... it literally melts your brain!

  • @lexygarcia2625
    @lexygarcia2625 10 років тому +8

    Question 38: because that's the square root of 666.

  • @sadsatan..
    @sadsatan.. 9 років тому +5

    LOL i couldn't help but laugh so hard when he pressed that button and restarted the entire game xD

  • @StraitJacket9000
    @StraitJacket9000 10 років тому +5

    lol! "Please don't press this" *Mark presses it* Yup, saw that coming XD

  • @crazylegs299
    @crazylegs299 5 років тому +2

    18:11 i dont know y but markiplier making random noises like this is so fucking funny to me XD

  • @4m4n40
    @4m4n40 10 років тому +6

    Mark, you need to suffer more.
    Play more impossible quiz. Home country would be proud.

  • @Boom2219
    @Boom2219 10 років тому +8

    2:30 - Tooth Hurty
    Blnd Pg - No eyes/"i"'s

    • @katsyra
      @katsyra 10 років тому

      ooooooooooohhhhhh a pig with no i's! lol

    • @Boom2219
      @Boom2219 10 років тому

      Hehe

  • @IronBran123
    @IronBran123 8 років тому +7

    #19 salvaged explanation: reference to previous quiz. Question call can a math box and the answer is no, but a tin can. So a tin would win in a fight

  • @ML-xb5qg
    @ML-xb5qg 8 років тому +19

    Hey, so I have anxiety that's been acting up today for no reason, and I was trying to find a distraction. Watching your videos is making me laugh and even feel a bit better. I just want to say thanks for creating funny, lighthearted content for me and others to watch when we're feeling down. Keep up the good work.😌

    • @overlordalfredo
      @overlordalfredo 6 років тому +3

      Having Anxienty is not funny stop making fun of it by acting as if you were affected.
      Looking at funny stuff or makiung funny thinks does not affect medical anxienty at all.
      So if a YT video can cheer you up you propably just in some random emo-time - *not anxiety!*

    • @overlordalfredo
      @overlordalfredo 4 роки тому

      @@samanthavandoren2007 sadly you are right a lot of therapists advise to get distracted.
      But distraction is not a treatment!
      It does not help you getting rid of the problem.
      Of all mental diseases you could have anxiety is at least something you CAN get rid of entirely.
      It is pretty hard but absolutely possible.
      But distracting you from you problem stops you from taking care of it and hence will not cure.
      Have you ever thought about whether a therapist is interested in helping you getting rid of your issues or just helping you deal with it for a longer time?
      In all seriousness there are always black sheep in EVERY job. And it usually more black ones than white sadly :(
      Being good at a job does not necessarily mean that he is also fair...

    • @overlordalfredo
      @overlordalfredo 4 роки тому +1

      @@samanthavandoren2007 dealing with mental issues is always a constant struggle but a lot of people do not realize that that is actually normal.
      Even without a disorder you need to hang in there in your life ALL THE TIME.
      Also PTSD is not something you should fight against.
      Depending on how big of a deal it is for you you can actually make real good use of it.
      Mine is quite weak and often I wish it was stronger as it really helps me structure things for work and at home.
      It also helps my kids and my wife as they know they can rely on me that I always know where everything is and keeping it in good shape.
      I am always sad when people are winey about their condition instead of making the best of it and using it to their advantage.
      Disorder does not mean you disfunction, you just function out of order NOT WORSE!

    • @overlordalfredo
      @overlordalfredo 4 роки тому +1

      @@samanthavandoren2007 no that is not correct.
      I am not fighting I am trying to help people realize that disorder is NOT an illness it is just a condition.
      But I agree, as you seem very close minded you are still on the state of wanting to be sick so you can use it as an excuse... There is no use in argue with someone who wants to feel ill!

  • @Camwm26
    @Camwm26 10 років тому +11

    6:30 can a match box?
    no but a tin can :)

  • @Big_Pete95
    @Big_Pete95 10 років тому +10

    3:50 It makes sense because a blind pig has no eyes (I's).

  • @RowanProsser_
    @RowanProsser_ 10 років тому +19

    NO U - There are a 100 pennies in a poUnd! An English POUND :P

  • @misanthroapologist
    @misanthroapologist 8 років тому +246

    Who Loved the Koffing on the thumbnail

  • @TheOneAndOnLEE.
    @TheOneAndOnLEE. 10 років тому +10

    Mark what would you rather do...play the next chapter(s) of The Impossible Quiz Book, or try Vanish one more time?

  • @mekaloton
    @mekaloton 10 років тому +6

    1:25 "2:30.That's a respectable time"*facepalm*

    • @OfftopicStuff
      @OfftopicStuff 10 років тому

      i actually dont get it, even now

    • @FishyFuji
      @FishyFuji 10 років тому +2

      OfftopicStuff 2:30 -two thirty- too thirty -tooth hurty

    • @OfftopicStuff
      @OfftopicStuff 10 років тому

      good LORD

  • @LauraLemurexASMR
    @LauraLemurexASMR 10 років тому +251

    Your suffering was worth it! :)

    • @dauntless1717
      @dauntless1717 7 років тому +2

      it funny because i just watched one of your episodes after watching this... i honestly didn't know what to think... fast transition from loud to quiet... my brain hurt from the decisions on what to do

    • @bachlamtung5131
      @bachlamtung5131 4 роки тому +5

      ...sorry, unrelated but asmr?

    • @sarahclark3049
      @sarahclark3049 4 роки тому

      Wdym?

    • @fartass_volfgangus
      @fartass_volfgangus 4 роки тому

      EVIL

    • @raquelsanchez4129
      @raquelsanchez4129 3 роки тому

      9:53

  • @danmeldrum312
    @danmeldrum312 Рік тому +1

    9:32
    "Please don't press this."
    *Mark presses it and gets sent back to the title.*
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @alexandratrigg4778
    @alexandratrigg4778 8 років тому +35

    cornflakes because there can be corns on your feet

    • @electerz4781
      @electerz4781 8 років тому +11

      I thought it was Toast because of (Toes)t

    • @kingdedede5570
      @kingdedede5570 8 років тому +2

      I thought it was croissant because "CROiSSant“

    • @unknown-mw9hn
      @unknown-mw9hn 8 років тому

      nya me 2

    • @DoctorDisastrous
      @DoctorDisastrous 7 років тому +1

      because there is a phrase where you "step in someone else's cornflakes"

    • @tyrell3850
      @tyrell3850 7 років тому +1

      No its corn flakes because that's what more likely to spill on the ground

  • @madeline1815
    @madeline1815 10 років тому +7

    Square root of all evil = Square root of 666 which roughly equals 25.81.

  • @Cookiemagination
    @Cookiemagination 10 років тому +6

    CONGRATULATIONS MAAARK! NOW your +2% smart!

  • @GJERocks
    @GJERocks 7 років тому +1

    The dentist appointment one started around 1:15 of the video, which is half of 2:30 which is also tooth hurty

  • @nathanashmore2131
    @nathanashmore2131 10 років тому +14

    Now Mark, it's time for Chapter 2. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • @Kernowabandoned
    @Kernowabandoned 10 років тому +17

    You know 2:30 .... tooth hurty? ....

    • @Kernowabandoned
      @Kernowabandoned 10 років тому +4

      and the pig one was Blnd Pg because it had no I's! Eyes

    • @Kernowabandoned
      @Kernowabandoned 10 років тому +1

      cornwallbiker The sand is wet because the seaweed ... the sea wee'd

    • @dominabox
      @dominabox 10 років тому +1

      Oh my god I was about to write about tooth Hurty and I say you writing this and I was like "MUST COMMENT"

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 10 років тому +1

      Yeah, Mark is so focused on overacting he can't think straight for a minute.

    • @crazyjezza
      @crazyjezza 10 років тому +3

      Also "What is the most important thing since sliced bread." was a statement, what being the answer.

  • @carnagewalker903
    @carnagewalker903 9 років тому +53

    Whos watching in 2015 and 😂 19:59 his face

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 5 років тому

    2:56
    The answer is the word "What" because if you look at the end, you can see a period instead of a question mark. It is saying that what is the best thing from sliced bread.

  • @Bio_liquid0
    @Bio_liquid0 10 років тому +10

    It was worth it.
    Now suffer more in Chapter 2 please :D

  • @TheBerlinTwo
    @TheBerlinTwo 10 років тому +9

    it was worth it! Please do the next Chapter!

  • @allibell4981
    @allibell4981 8 років тому +4

    21:10 is like when the grinch relized he had a heart!!!

  • @wingedwolfxd655
    @wingedwolfxd655 8 років тому +59

    At about 1:30 in the video, I don't think Mark got the joke in that question. Two thirty kinda sounds like "Tooth Hurty". See?

    • @rylandooncj
      @rylandooncj 8 років тому +1

      ProGirlPlayer3662 // Emma there is also another one. too thirty. thirty = dirty

    • @glennbelter9500
      @glennbelter9500 8 років тому

      WingedWolf XD that's what I was just about to say!

    • @jemonus8426
      @jemonus8426 7 років тому

      no Joey Graceffa got it

    • @davidisley7947
      @davidisley7947 6 років тому +1

      +Jenner Comedy how about you stop saying Joey Graceffa got it every time someone mentions it

  • @Nobody-bb5bv
    @Nobody-bb5bv 9 років тому +18

    at number 13 I got the pun, toe-st

  • @Mushromeow
    @Mushromeow 10 років тому +6

    Can a Match box? No, but a Tin can!

  • @jimpikles
    @jimpikles 10 років тому +19

    25.81 is roughly the square root of 666

  • @LuisXsavage
    @LuisXsavage 5 років тому +3

    9:37-9:59 best segment ever

  • @azlanmc3488
    @azlanmc3488 10 років тому +15

    Number 31- no u in pond. If it had a u, it would be pound.
    1 pound=100 pennies

    • @azlanmc3488
      @azlanmc3488 10 років тому

      All good things must come to an end. That's all I leave you with.

    • @azlanmc3488
      @azlanmc3488 10 років тому

      Viljo is a dick tbh :/

    • @techeyispys8048
      @techeyispys8048 10 років тому

      Not true 1 USA dollar is 1.5 pounds

    • @azlanmc3488
      @azlanmc3488 10 років тому +1

      Not talking about dollars or the USA, and 1 dollar is actually 1.57 pounds.

    • @gdog7105
      @gdog7105 10 років тому

      but pond and a pound are two diffrent things, people throw pennies into the pond because they think it will granted their wish...

  • @BOINKHeadshot
    @BOINKHeadshot 10 років тому +4

    HAHAHAHAHAH dat mickey sperm voice though X'D
    "I'm gonna fertilize your eggs, hah-HAAA!"

  • @ProfessorWess
    @ProfessorWess 10 років тому +8

    The "Close encounters of the furred kind" and the cat are based on Bubsy if im correct. A very cool SNES Game from way back then ^^

    • @Mona-573
      @Mona-573 10 років тому +6

      Don't even try to remind us of that.

    • @ProfessorWess
      @ProfessorWess 10 років тому

      Why :P, it was a cool game ^^

    • @SerbianKnifeFight
      @SerbianKnifeFight 10 років тому +2

      > cool
      Just stop, you obviously have no taste in games.

    • @ProfessorWess
      @ProfessorWess 10 років тому

      Mr.Wilson I also played the 2nd game, now that one sucked. The first one was alright ^^

    • @youmayknowmeas2an
      @youmayknowmeas2an 10 років тому +5

      the game had controls as impractical as using a potato clock for a nuclear weapon. and the designers endlessly referenced toward themselves. that game was awful.

  • @bobmcbobinsmithson1964
    @bobmcbobinsmithson1964 8 років тому +10

    SO MANY JOKES HE DOES NOT GET!!!