HOW TO MAKE AN BRITISH CAR
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2024
- kinda funny how this landed on the election day, didn't plan that
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#cars #beamngdrive #automation - Ігри
Here’s the link for the car: www.beamng.com/resources/drn-carbuncle.31410/
Also for those wondering why I didn’t mention McLaren.
It’s because they’re probably the only competent British Car company and I also forgor 💀
if it doesn’t have an electrical fault i am spitting out me tea
you spit out you tea, its the most bri-ish thing i ever heard no joke
video sponsored by Lucas
Just spit your tea on the fuse box or any wires with broken insulation
British car engineers developing the TVR concept circa 2000 *colorized*
As an American, I like spending America day watching a British man create the most British car feasible
Yes
Indeed
Fr
So relatable.
Protogen
Spending my 4th of July watching a british man build an absolute shitbox
The drn carbuncle is a 100 percent accurate representation of tvrs here in the uk
Wait, he’s British?
@Canman11233 yes grog is British like md
I respect TVR for being a company that just doesn't give a shit.
as a british person, i can confirm that this is an fine automobile
As an American, I can say that this car is peak British engineering. 😂😂💀💀💀
As an American that has British ancestry, I can also confirm that this is an fine automobile.
Now you have to make a French car
Agreed.
It'll be just the Peugeot 206, it has already been established that it's where French automotive engineering peaked.
so a car that hasn’t changed in design since 1957
just a baguette with wheels
I agree@@bosshunterman
I wasn't speeding, officer. I was simply driving to optimize my fuel economy!
Am saving the environment. Officer
Step by step tutorial on how to make an british car:
1. Get a square blob.
2. Make the square blob have round edges.
3. Add rails where the seams meet to make it look like it was welded together.
4. Add morris wheels to said blob.
5. Add windows which are square but also have round edges.
6. Add a huge frowning grille with chrome accents and a chrome bumper.
7. Add round lights everywhere
8. Done! You should now be a proud owner of an british car.
1. Make it small
2. Make it happy :)
3. Who needs power when the car weights less than an average British breakfast
4. Is that a Miata? No, Miata was made by competent engineers
5. Dismiss step 3. Call Cosworth and ask them to make it have one billion HP
"Me carbuncle, he's broken" the carbuncle did in fact broken
0:15 (Also remember that you will probably have sold a kidney or your house to buy a BRITISHHHHHH car.)
Imagine hating Grog,this man is the whole car engineering companies all at once😭
Real
“HONEY,WAKE UP,GROG POSTED A VIDEO”
I wanted to leave this video for the morning, but I couldn’t resist and watched it now😅
2:24
According to chat GPT, TVR went out of business/faced financial difficulties...
FIVE times 🤣
In 1981, 2004, 2006, 2007 and 2013
sounds about right
How many times has TVR gone out of business/bankrupt?
Yes.
Aston Martin has faced bankruptcy seven times. SEVEN!
According to ChatGPT? Who uses ChatGTP as a search engine
At least they're not spyker
I hope one day you and your friends make/remake hot wheel cars that would be awesome if you did
Yay im actually here on time!!!!! [7 mins ago] also i got a question for next video if u gonna do make ur own car can u make average polish car with v16?
its true that british companies go ahead and edit their jbeam files on their cars to specifically make it more unreliable
British car engineers are like "yes lets make our cars so shit that they dont work anymore" Every an british car engineer ever
Note of advice as a (slight) automation youtuber-ish thing idfk
You want the braking line on the braking graph to be lower than the grip line by a slight amount
If the braking line is higher your wheels will lock up and then you slide like a minecraft boat on blue ice
Idk if that is what you meant when you said you didn't know what you were doing during the braking portion of the video, but hey, there's some advice for the future
he sounds like clarkson may and hammond at the same time
HE DID NOT MAKE AN BRAZILIAN CAR.
My brilliant comment was ignored, my HEART was BROKEN tonight.
As a legit Brazilian, what should we expect from "Brazilian car" ? A Gurgel?
I've been binging this channel after finding it recently
Yeah same lol. He just earned a subscriber.
How happy am i. Am just a french and discover this channel a week ago. The content of the channel. I love it. Thx!
you're making my lung pain worse by making me laugh 😭
50k congrats
Finland doesnt like British cars. Finland likes Satsumas. Finland is waiting Grog.
Make swedish car next
Box with advanced 2010s safety and an engine with stupidly high tolerance so you can tune it until the chassis bends under the power increase
@@TrolledBy Dont forget the super expensive replacement parts
@@TrolledBy Or a high-tech supercar (Koenigsegg style), but as I know Grog, he’s probably gonna go the Volvo route and do what you suggested
More tear down is definitely needed
Grog, this video came out in a time of need for me. I’m going through some stuff, and the funny parts of the video made my day so much better. Thank you Mr.GrogTV
4:25 as an automation UA-camr, suspension and aerodynamics tuning is something I am absolutely illiterate to.
the Ferocious lack of ABS
-Once a wise man said
no tea and bikkies holder? deeply disappointing son.
Best Automation tutorial so far
Thats one of the best looking cars you have shat out man
Congrats on 50k chaps
congrats on 50k!!
every engine i make in this game has self destruction
As newcomer from the automation community I really Hope grog Will do a video about Italian Cars, generalizing the idea of fast cars but with unreliable engines sometimes.
Blessed by the funny tea bloke once again
We need the OTHER type of british car. The British Leyland type.
TVR be like:
(Ben voice:) "ABS? *Noooo* "
Why is grog a underrated Chanel 😢
I almost spat out my drink when he edited SCOTLAND
I love how you used the mighty Peugeot 207 as a weight comparison benchmark,madman!
Wait a minute you are British you made me spill my 🍵 tea
take a shot every single time he hits the limiter
Do more of these handful of suggestions! I have a suggestion for the next one, make a 2008 suzuki sx4 hatchback with a absolutely tiny quad turbo v8 that has engine noises that are just farts (under 8000 rpm), mini cooper Headlights, the bed of a Ford f150 (yes, somehow give the suzuki sx4 a bed), no turn signals, idles at 2000 RPM, redlines at 80000 RPM, no tail lights, very thin tires, engine noises over 8000RPM that is just you yelling "ME WHEEL!", Make everything as light as you can (like a Carbon Fibre chassis), make the entire interior just a bunch of lawn chairs, give it every badge you can, make it have a 8 speed manual, and call it the "fart mobile"
"Ma teeth", makes me laugh sooo hard
high hopes dropped when it didnt make jeramy clarkson screaming at hammond sounds
perfect way to pass the time until the election results are counted
00:20 counter argument, morgan, english made, drove to le mans from factory, competed, won, and returned to factory
Congrats on 50k🥳
These are my favorite types of videos!
It looks like if aston martin and TVR had a child
Honey, grog TV uploaded again
This car actually doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to some things you've made. If you wanted to go the TVR route though you probably need more power; high power, low weight, and terrible reliability.
The bank has been rupted with this one 🔥
This is brilliant.
If we could get a tutorial on An Truck.
It would almost be complete.
bo'om geer approved 👍
next automation video: the turbo IS the car and it has a V16 engine.
Now you make the most Italian supercar
Congratulations on 50,000 subscribers
as much as I love McLaren, I find it terrifying and hilarious that they tune their engines without any knock protection parameters lol
Vid uploaded 7 minutes ago? Time to watch it.
Also an 8 liter v10 van with LPG would be interesting
Carbuncle is one of my favorite Final Fantasy summons!
You know what they say about those British engines. If there's no oil under them, there's no oil in them
babe wake up grogtv uploaded
1:06 You can right-click the body type you want and it will only select that
finally new grog vidd ALSO 50K🎉🎉🎉
Bros trying to be Jeremy Clarkson and it’s working👍🏾
M yes. *CRAP*
*revs up, *nuke* *switch gears, repeat
Image its 1 am is poland and i’m almost asleep and this video comes in
W video. Felt so realistic (that’s because it is)
Bitrain, What A County
Englandland
Yhes very fine country 😎☕️
You cant nick this land 🇬🇧 (im not bri'ish)
@@stormgamingtv6096fancy a cup o'tea mate?
@@Mrbigricktrolland one for me, dear sir
Carbuncle GT is something that the a UK car brand would make in the 90s and 80s
Beautiful , simply a work of fine , dandy , British art. Thank you sir Groggindale of Worcestershire for this charming spot of entertainment on this spiffing eve
You also need drivers as bad as hell
FINLAND NEEDS YOU
Congrats on 50k subs
Grog Well done on 50k subs also Greetings from greece
Please mister grog, make an classic 90s rectangle next
Finally. A usefull tutorial i require.
Incredible how you emulated the faulty- PERFECT BRIISH ENGINEERING via the jbeam file
That's a pretty good looking car 😂
As an American I would buy the DRN Carbuncle. It’s a work of art
Very BSF thumbnail. I like it!
After seeing the Carbuncle, I think it's safe to say that maybe the Cerbera Speed Twelve was road-friendly after all...
5:01 IS THAT A MFING PUYO PUYO REFERENCE MY WORD
Yes grog uploaded a video. I still awake in eu. 😊
It's sometimes best to not push the rev limit and just focus on the peak power point
hell yeah
this is truly a car
make an slavic car next xd
Finland never forgives
Next, Italian car
"the British can make good cars" nah you make good cars
At least he remembered the brakes in this video…
This is hilarious and amazing at the same time, because I had already promised myself that I would LS swap a TVR Tamora if I every became rich.
I only skipped my class just to watch grogtv 😀