@@bokexd3173Can't say the same about the poor transmission input shaft. Bought a b5.5 passat 1.9tdi 96kw. Some guy tuned it to the max on stock fuel system and turbo. Cat delete and egr bypass. Bought the car for its body that's mint and not rusty. Clutch is gone, transmission input splines are twisted.
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car: -VW Golf chassis -FWD transmission -A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it -PVC exchaust -90's tech at best -A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out -Raked suspension -Lots of rust -Dragon Ball merch
So, zis German, has watched this video, and I have to kongratulate you, GROGTV, how good a "Engländer" have created "Das deutscheste Auto der Welt". It is just funny, how close you have made the reliability of "ZHE AUTO" to the BMW M5 E60. But one thing: In German Cars, everything is complex, but every graph needs to be green, because in Germany, everything needs to be perfect. As next, please make the most french and the most italian car. P.S.: Thank you for your nice videos, it's ultra funny to see, how you built a car. Keep going!
the french car would struggle with oil...same for BMW but this was all ''premium'' marques together VW AG also has oil problems but not leaking(burning oil overtime), i should know... i have 1.4tsi from 2009
What I find absolutely funny is that their cars have problems but their motorcycles are just about bullet proof. Especially the old Airhead and Flying Brick.
German engines be like: 450 hp out of a 2 liter inline 4, drinks 1 liter of oil per 50 km, have to take out the engine out of the bay to change a sparkplug
As a german i will now watch this video and see if it ticks all the boxes Edit:i have now watched the video and i must say this certainly one of the german cars of all time. The unreliabillity the understeer its just so authentic
@@MalteseFalconYT Idk what kind of VW you've been driving, but it's commonly known fact that unless the yellow engine light is on, there's something wrong with the car.
To quote Top Gear, it needs a satnav that only goes to Poland. Also, that car and engine name remind me of something… “1587593903848384828476784…” “Watch it break the exporter because of all the ********* numbers in the name.”
I’ve had an e39, an e60, and I currently have an e92. Every. Single. One. Has had the sunroof leak on the passenger floor. I was able to fix it on my e92 but cleaning the drains though
Next I'd like to watch you build a "modern SUV". You know, the stupidly large grills from BMW that are almost larger than the front of the car, all lights are just multiple LED strips, a 1.0L straight 3 with V8 sounds added from speakers (maybe just overlay I3 and V8 sounds?), and just enough reliability that it survives to just after the warranty runs out.
I would've expected some kind of Audi Q8 SUV thing cuz at least like 60% of modern cars being produced are ridiculously heavy, unnecessarily large fuel guzzlers
Heinrich: Hanz, some stupid british guy made fun of ze deutsche cars! Hanz: nein! Send ze 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 (The 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 is a german light tank)
Ich kann dir versichern Grog, als Deutscher muss ich sagen dass dies wahrlich eine akkurate Darstellung der Herstellung eines deutschen Automobils ist :D
at 2 minutes, the car looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix..... Not gonna lie, a Grand Prix wagon would have been cool (Yes... we Americans spelled 'Gran Prix' wrong... for DECADES...)
Your drive around italy is one of the most accurate representations of most BMW drivers. I say this not only as a german, but also as a BMW driver. Fittingly, too many germans seem unable to stick to the speed limits on italian freeways too.
It should have a very stiff suspension because it's only intended to be driven on the autobahn anyway. And to be truly German, it would have a mix of two different turbos with a supercharger added and a big KOMPRESSOR sticker on the back.
Imagine if someone actually wanted to know how this game works, only to discover Grog and start watching his other videos and becoming a fan of this dude
The variety of German engineering goes from AMG engines reliable like a paper bag in the Rain, to engines like the 1.3 flat four boxer from the Beatle, or the 1.9 tdi. I've seen both of them with over a million Kilometers on them and still running. Sadly, since vw was found cheating with the emissions, and many many other companies found cheating as well, the durability of engines in general started to decline. Well of course in combination with trying to make more and more money, using cheap piston rings (TFSI engine) who cause catastrophic engine. failure after 120.000km, to save some cents in production for. Downsizeing and so many more reasons. Sadly...
I'm also surprised the car was able to take over the highway while engulfed in flames. Very cool. I liked this one. : ) Would you make a video about making a car you would want to drive? What is your dream Grog?
What I love about this video is that it shows how hard automation to beam ng can be. I built cars since 2020 i think and sometimes they are god like and sometimes they are undriveable. Really good car designing simulator ❤
Get yourself ze car here:
www.beamng.com/resources/baucedes-520idx-rs-awd-gt-line-premium-m-v10-2006-biturbo.31065/
Im german 😂 pls make the smalest v16 diesel in a Volkswagen
@@pat23pc v16 Golf? not a bad idea
especially if he makes the v16 a 1.9tdi lol
@@AcEdits0 😂
What is the name of the place where you make the mods??? I subbed (;
@@Banditheeler80s its Automation;)
The duality of German automotive industry:
-hard to maintain, over-engineered performance cars
-the 1.9 TDI
dont forget the tiny, shite 2-strokes
with removed cat, egr, and dual mass flywheel changed to fixed one, it is a tank
@@bokexd3173Can't say the same about the poor transmission input shaft. Bought a b5.5 passat 1.9tdi 96kw. Some guy tuned it to the max on stock fuel system and turbo. Cat delete and egr bypass. Bought the car for its body that's mint and not rusty. Clutch is gone, transmission input splines are twisted.
that was not the passat's fault, that is the fault of whoever upgraded it
@@bokexd3173 My point was that it won't stay reliable if you abuse it lol. I'm converting it back to factory spec.
As a German citizen, the setting definetly ticks all the criteria - Fast, overpowered car, 0 driving skill on the Nordschleife - Chad accent. Lovely.
As another German citizen, I have to confirm this
As a non german you are cool germans
-Bmw ripoff
-overheats
Yea sounds about right.
yep
F10 moment
gotta love those plastic coolant tanks
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car:
-VW Golf chassis
-FWD transmission
-A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it
-PVC exchaust
-90's tech at best
-A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out
-Raked suspension
-Lots of rust
-Dragon Ball merch
Congratulations you've basically made a Gol
@@PlatinumNathif we're making a golf, don't forget about the door handles that literally don't work most of the time, and no airbags😂
@@jayfujiwara9740 I said Gol, not Golf. Different VW.
@@PlatinumNath oh sorry lol. I thought you misspelled it😂. Btw the gol looks like a mix between a VW polo and a Peugeot 306?
Ah yes the beloved Gol we also got here in Mexico
“These Piston Rings Are About To Meet God” Bro I WAS ROLLING 😂😂😂😂
It’s an audi
No it’s a Baucedes
So, zis German, has watched this video, and I have to kongratulate you, GROGTV, how good a "Engländer" have created "Das deutscheste Auto der Welt". It is just funny, how close you have made the reliability of "ZHE AUTO" to the BMW M5 E60. But one thing: In German Cars, everything is complex, but every graph needs to be green, because in Germany, everything needs to be perfect. As next, please make the most french and the most italian car.
P.S.: Thank you for your nice videos, it's ultra funny to see, how you built a car. Keep going!
the french car would struggle with oil...same for BMW but this was all ''premium'' marques together
VW AG also has oil problems but not leaking(burning oil overtime), i should know... i have 1.4tsi from 2009
What did I just read
German....Yes
Yehs
YEHS
An Austrian painter car
Ja?
Was ist mit Deutsch?
As german as the...
Sausage, beer and Mercedes
>bmw-inspired car
>already has engine problems after 1 minute of driving
the joke writes itself
Too much of that 50 year old Panzerschokolade
Yeah BMWs act Like your average merican gmc
Turns out the huge oil slick had nothing to do with Clarence, clear his name
What I find absolutely funny is that their cars have problems but their motorcycles are just about bullet proof. Especially the old Airhead and Flying Brick.
Hey, at least BMWs turn fast and go fast until they break
German engines be like: 450 hp out of a 2 liter inline 4, drinks 1 liter of oil per 50 km, have to take out the engine out of the bay to change a sparkplug
Accurate mercedes moment
9:38 Grog pulled a maneuver called "Polish Roundabout"
As a german i will now watch this video and see if it ticks all the boxes
Edit:i have now watched the video and i must say this certainly one of the german cars of all time. The unreliabillity the understeer its just so authentic
It's a more bmw, because VW are actually reliable
@@MalteseFalconYT kinda Not really there are some that are nur there are also a Lot that arent especially vw's in the Low price range
@@MalteseFalconYT Idk what kind of VW you've been driving, but it's commonly known fact that unless the yellow engine light is on, there's something wrong with the car.
So, I think, we could agree, that this car is "ZHE MOST DEUTSCHE AUTO IN ZHE WELT!", right?
@@MrRacer04 Certainly
I am German. I studied automotive engineering at the Dortmund University of Applied Sciences and Arts.
I have detected no lies in this video.
To quote Top Gear, it needs a satnav that only goes to Poland.
Also, that car and engine name remind me of something…
“1587593903848384828476784…”
“Watch it break the exporter because of all the ********* numbers in the name.”
Nuper Soodle
Authentic German car with Authentic Italian driving
"its not luxurious if it's not brown" - GrogTV 2024
And if its not brown, take a massive shit all over the interior then you're good to go!
or B E I G E
5:28-5:32 average WW2 German tank driver when they get their hands on the newest tank
Bisexual Turbo
That's gonna be my new band name.
I’m gonna paint my turbo the bi flag colours and say I have bi turbo
you forgot the part about having barley functioning sunroofs from the factory. ahh german cars
"Barley functioning sunroofs"
Well it's German, so I assume it _does_ smell like beer straight from the factory
Except Opel. Holy fuck, they're just built different.
I’ve had an e39, an e60, and I currently have an e92. Every. Single. One. Has had the sunroof leak on the passenger floor. I was able to fix it on my e92 but cleaning the drains though
@@istillplayroblox6952 are you takin t' piss, roit now?
make a ridiculously Belgian car, broker Volkswagen, pancakes, waffles, Belgian flag, NMBS train jpg or something, you know the drill
As a Belgian I like that stupid ahh idea
Nmbs or sncb he can choice the language but I think it's a great idea
I know belgium made a truck
Its made by a cargo ship company using cargo ship parts
Call it the Boudewijn SuperDuvel GT12
I know i’m late, but he should just make a Gillet Vertigo ripoff 😂
I love this kind of Grog video-especially when he manages to create something that’s a beast in its own right.
"anyone else feel a tad bit hot" good sir i think your car has caught fire and idk how its doing highway speeds
"even with the car on fire and engulfed in flames it can still do highway speeds"
sounds like every German car I owned
Next automation video: A car but the turbo is the car and it has a V16.
😂😂
Would you like some dragster with your engine setup?
Make a Russian Lada that is either super fast or just explodes every time you try to drive it.
not to mention being nigh bulletproof.
looool, yesssss, I wanna see that🤣
what could possibly go wrong ?
German engineering : You underestimate my powers
2:45 'b r o w n'
That is indeed an automobile
5:45
"Hey there is something wrong with your ride, you left a huge oil slick at the starting line."
-NFS Most Wanted 2005
also to be fair the car was overheating and running like crap the entire way so it would be faster than the m5
It ain't luxury If it ain't b r o w n. Door panels, b r o w n. Seats, b r o w n. Steering wheel, b r o w n. Interior, b r o w n.
Next I'd like to watch you build a "modern SUV". You know, the stupidly large grills from BMW that are almost larger than the front of the car, all lights are just multiple LED strips, a 1.0L straight 3 with V8 sounds added from speakers (maybe just overlay I3 and V8 sounds?), and just enough reliability that it survives to just after the warranty runs out.
9:11 nice top gear ref
Most accurate representation of a BMW and a BMW driver ever made.
German cars whenever they leave the autobahn: "turn... TURN... Can you please BLOODY TURN??!!! OOOh myyyy goood tuuuuurn... *baaang"
I would've expected some kind of Audi Q8 SUV thing cuz at least like 60% of modern cars being produced are ridiculously heavy, unnecessarily large fuel guzzlers
the top gear/ grand tour trio may have retired but at least we still have grogtv to entertain us
Heinrich: Hanz, some stupid british guy made fun of ze deutsche cars!
Hanz: nein! Send ze 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10
(The 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 is a german light tank)
"guess its all wheel drive then. Applause) yay!"
That part was not funny. Find another part that is funny.
Grog typing out the engine name sounded like he was putting a password in, ironic concidering mercedes names are as long as the average password 💀
2:55 Hammond: “It’s brown and browner”
0:45 Grog Making the engine out of magnesium
5:33 Also wonder why it overheats so quickly
8:59 to 9:40 has to be the funniest bit in the entire video
As a german myself i can assure thats 100% the german driving expirence
3:36 Doofenshmirtz is that you?
BEHOLD, THE BAUCEDES INATOR!!!!!!!
JA DU HAST ES PERFEKT GEMACHT🗣️🔥
(Nur ein bissl mehr audi wär besser)
And yes, as a German, i approve this.
The entire engine is glowing white hot but by god does it still run!
Until a piston decides to weld itself to the block, or randomly take off.
e60e5 sounding like your average ww2 american light-medium tank
Ich kann dir versichern Grog, als Deutscher muss ich sagen dass dies wahrlich eine akkurate Darstellung der Herstellung eines deutschen Automobils ist :D
DEUTSCHLAND MAN APPROVED 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
4:56 "Guten Tag Engine"
I will always call it a wagon because "shaggin' estate" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
2:37 “But we’ll flip it around so they cant sue us” meanwhile jeep: 🗿
Ah yes, GrogTV for a long road trip
1:33 reggae engine
real
😂
"Does that work? I guess."
"DoOrHaNdLe"
the madness to see this legend make a British tank go 10000 miles a hour in a nutshell
Bro is like the Pondon to Jeremy Clakson in Video Games hahahh
and i thought i was the only one who thinks his voice sounds like jezza
at 2 minutes, the car looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix.....
Not gonna lie, a Grand Prix wagon would have been cool (Yes... we Americans spelled 'Gran Prix' wrong... for DECADES...)
with this new 520idx RS AWD GT Line Premium M V10 2006 BiTurbo™ I could get to all the business meetings
good video grogerson
A luxury interior is luxurious when your luxurious fart ends up soiling your trousers and nobody can see it on your seat.
Your drive around italy is one of the most accurate representations of most BMW drivers. I say this not only as a german, but also as a BMW driver.
Fittingly, too many germans seem unable to stick to the speed limits on italian freeways too.
always great to see another automation video from you
I swear this is the most funny underated channel i have ever seen
He just built a normal E61 M5, that just happens to have AWD, horrible cooling and poor handling, lmao
As a citizen completly dependant on the VW Plant of Wolfsburg, i must say... nice VW, you've made.
how to restore Germany to its former glory
My heart was breaking from lack of your videos, but ... he came and saved my heart.
Ps: I love your videos so much ! :)
9:00 me, german and 25 wanting a 320d Touring badly laughing as I am exactly that on the road xD
This video is giant luxury middle finger to german engineering and i love it, i still hav nightmares from my school days having work on mercs
Your 320d driver impression reminded me more of Jeremy Clarkson than a BMW driver.
I'm pretty sure those headlights are from a Mustang of some description and can't unsee it
Did he notice, that the S-type diesel record was set on top gear?
It should have a very stiff suspension because it's only intended to be driven on the autobahn anyway. And to be truly German, it would have a mix of two different turbos with a supercharger added and a big KOMPRESSOR sticker on the back.
Filling the hole Sliphantom left
The only german car manufactures that use normal names are VW and Opel.
You literally made an episode of top gear 😂
please make more of these "How to make" videos they're so funny and creative 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if someone actually wanted to know how this game works, only to discover Grog and start watching his other videos and becoming a fan of this dude
In defense of that Jaguar's time, it was done by Sabine so that Jag was screaming for someone to end its misery around that track
As a german guy ....Yes this is car
Thank you for doing an interior. So many people don't. It looks good.
The key to any German car is to ensure the drivers are looking at their phone for at least 50% of the drive.
The variety of German engineering goes from AMG engines reliable like a paper bag in the Rain, to engines like the 1.3 flat four boxer from the Beatle, or the 1.9 tdi.
I've seen both of them with over a million Kilometers on them and still running.
Sadly, since vw was found cheating with the emissions, and many many other companies found cheating as well, the durability of engines in general started to decline. Well of course in combination with trying to make more and more money, using cheap piston rings (TFSI engine) who cause catastrophic engine. failure after 120.000km, to save some
cents in production for.
Downsizeing and so many more reasons.
Sadly...
Crazy thing but you made it into a German Video about Germany with your Nürnburgring Clip Hahaha
Deutchland cars. Very nice.
its not a bmw if the engine does not scream "existance is pain"
Aahh yeHs, finally AN upload from a Finnish fugitive. We do eht!
5:15 that’s where I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:11 what is this moment 💀
I'm also surprised the car was able to take over the highway while engulfed in flames. Very cool. I liked this one.
: )
Would you make a video about making a car you would want to drive? What is your dream Grog?
"Estate"?....what are you?....Bwittish?
How tight the corners are gonna be?, thats the fun of it. on the Nordscheife 90% of the corners are just blind
This is just like an bmw. Coolant keeps exploding👍
What I love about this video is that it shows how hard automation to beam ng can be. I built cars since 2020 i think and sometimes they are god like and sometimes they are undriveable. Really good car designing simulator ❤
Crosses the finish line while billowing smoke out the back. classic bmw
When my dad sees a BMW, he always says it probably stands for "bring mich Werkstatt". It couldn't be more accurate.
What does that mean? :)
Obviously it stands for Black---
@@z-trip5457 Basically just "Take me workshop".
the way you design your engines and handling gives me great pain, I subbed :]
grog is so underrated, such a funny guy
Overheating???? Bro made the f10 550i
Yes😂
as a german mechanic i can say no one knows how to fix a german Car even the manufaktur doesen't know😅
9:35 that one polish vid