4:35 Tho I was born in 1410 i still remember this epic rap ballad. It went something like this: Intro: Hear ye, if thou had one chance, one grand crusade, To claim all honor in a fleeting parade, Wouldst thou take it, or let it swiftly fade? Hark! Verse 1: His hands doth shake, legs weak, helm feels heavy, The tavern’s ale spills, though his goblet’s not ready. He’s tense, but on the surface, looks battle-ready, Ready for war, though his thoughts be unsteady. The speech he prepared is lost in the crowd, The squires all cheer, their voices so loud. He falters-how? The jesters jesting still, The bell doth toll, his fate’s drawn by will. Snap back to the fray, oh, the banners fly high, His sword feels weighty, yet he must try. There goes the foe, a misstep, a stumble, He’s enraged, but his spirit won’t crumble. He won't quit, nay, his fire’s not spent, Though armor’s dented, his heart’s intent. He knows his quest, though his coffers are bare, The squires cheer louder, they know he doth care. Return to his castle, to plan once more, By firelight’s glow, he’ll even the score. Back to the smith, his blade to hone, The siege draws near-he won’t stand alone! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the clash of steel, This moment is thine, thou must strike with zeal! Thou hast but one shot, let not the chance fly, For such an opportunity comes once, then goodbye. Verse 2: The trumpet’s call, the knights now prepare, The battleground looms, with banners in air. His comrades beside him, blades raised with pride, In taverns last night, they drank side by side. But now 'tis war, not a jest or a song, This moment will judge who’s weak, who’s strong. His hands still shake, but his grip’s iron-clad, He knows if he fails, he’ll lose all he had. The trebuchets launch, the arrows take flight, The hourglass empties, now comes the fight! The foe draws near, steel clashes with roar, He fights for his land, his honor, and more. The squire shouts loud, “Hold fast, stay true!” The knight nods grimly, his path to pursue. Though blood stains his tabard, he won’t yield yet, The tavern songs echo, a promise unmet. Back to the hall, he dreams of the feast, But first must come victory, slaying the beast! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the storm of war, This moment is thine, let it slip no more! Thou hast but one chance, let not the sword fall, For battles like this come but once, if at all.
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth
(An update for ye: I have now written the entire song!) "The Real Lord Shady": May I have thine attention please? May I have thine attention please? Will the true Lord Shady please stand up? I do repeat, will the true Lord Shady please stand up? We will have a problem here Ye all act like ye have not seen a medieval person before Swords all on the floor like Margaret, like Thomas crusade in through the door And we have lost to our enemies even worse than before First victorious, now throwing ourselves in for capture (Ahh!) It is the return of the, oh waitest, ye can't, thou art jesting He did not just proclaim what I think he did, did he? And Preacher Dre said, nothing ye fools, Preacher Dre is dead, he is vaulted in the tomb's basement Unorthodox women still love to sing a hymn O' lord, o' lord, Lord Shady, art thou sick of him? Ye look at him, trotting around, grabbin' his rubied cross, Showing his silk-spun cloths, but he is handsome though Aye, I may have got a couple of my loyalties and morals loose But no worse, than what is going on in thy royals chambers Sometimes, I crave to climb the stage and just let go, but can't But it is just for Thomas Smith to hunt a grand moose My ankles have been stripped, my ankles have been stripped And if I am fortunate thou mightst just give them a little kiss And 'tis the lesson we deliver to all our kin And expect them not to know what a woman's bosom is And against God's will we give another a green gown Long before a courtship or officiating of betrothal And beg for forgiveness on Sundays in the chapel We are no more than God’s chariots But some of them are Barbarians, Who slice others open like a bread loaf But if we can hurt others just to have triumph, There is no reason two mustn't kiss before they court But if ye feel as I, I am with the antidote Maidens wave your woolen hose, sing the chorus and Rondeau I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) John Gower needeth not write of courtly love to sell his rhymes But a sinful man must repent and payeth for all his crimes. Do ye think I care of being titled Knightly? Half of ye can’t even bear to look at me Let alone fight beside me But Lord, what if ye win, would it be wyrd Why, so ye men can just lie to get me here So ye can seat me here beside Edward the Third? Egad! King John the Second, better switch me thrones So I can sit beside Lionel of Antwerp and Chaucer And hear them bicker over who won the battle first The clodpates put me for display in the stocks Aye, I may be brave, but there are those that do mock (Shady!) At least I can find myself a Lady And show the whole Kingdom, how betrothal be (Ahh) I am abhorred by ye traitors, all ye do is gall me So I have been sent here to nobly destroy ye There still be a million who hold affinity and battle with me Who curse as me, who care not to be damned as me Who dress as me, walk, speak, and act as me And may just be, the next best thing, but not quite me For I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) I am a power to listen to, but I purposefully give the chatter Things ye jest about with friends, drinking mead in the tavern The difference lies, I'm in the station to speak my mind in front of ye And I needn’t be false or smeareth it in honey at all I merely tower on the platform and assert it And whether ye want to reveal, I do have grit Better than ye cowards out there who just stand Then ye wonder, how can Lord Shady rule so many lands? It is loyalty, the manner in which others show their fealty A Lord with such a faithful Vassal serving Paying homage while my best made plans are stirring And still as Lord Shady, for more power I am yearning In every man, there may be a Lord Shady lurking He could be conquering Normandy, but instead he beeth here hurting Or in the warfield charging, we are damned to hell with all this luck With his sword drawn and his armour struck So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up And point one of your fingers, on each hand up Egad! Ye be proud to be crazed and fight for control And once more, with all your might, loud as ye can, how doth it go? I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x4) Gad, there be but a Lord Shady within all of us Damned in hell, let us all stand up.
Imagine entering an inn or a tavern in a cold night in the year 1224 as a lone wanderer to seek shelter from the dark and you hear something like this been played by the local bards. This stuff would be mind blowing.
Loseth thyself Lo If thou hadst One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything thou ever desired In one moment Wouldst thou capture it Or merely let it slip? Lo His palms art cool, knees weak, out of fuel There's drool on his armor, bejeweled, mother's gruel He's anxious, but on the surface he appears so cruel To joust a bout, but he knoweth he can't redo What he doeth now, the whole court goeth so loud He draws thy sword, but thy slices won't reach out He's choking, how, the jester is joking now The hourglass runneth out, times up, and now Snappeth back to reality, o, there goeth gravity O, there goeth the abbot, he's cloaked wearing a cowl, he won't giveth in that easy? No He won't haveth, he knows his psalms lo and behold, doth not matter, he's plagued, he knoweth that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knoweth when he goes back to thy humble abode, that's when it's Back to thy battle and, Lo, thine whole rhapsody Best goeth capture this moment and hopeth it don't pass him thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, yo thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, lo
I felt so alone in this world, until....THIS! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! HISTORY NERD AND EMINEM FAN AT THE SAME TIME! GIVE this guy a grammy!
@@notanotherfuckingnikki In exchange, I've been fucking with the algorithm as much as possible...searching and clicking on all sorta of random stuff. Keeps it interesting.
(Verse 1) May I have your ears, may I have your ears? Will the true minstrel please stand forth? I repeat, will the true minstrel please stand forth? Y'all act like ye never heard a tale before Jousting galore, knights in armor, valor, and more Sword clashes, shield smashes, all across the floor But alas, it's the tale of a bard, you can't ignore (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Verse 2) I said, "My lords and ladies," why all the rage? You act like ye never heard a sonnet in thy age Noble dames, gallant knights, a medieval stage Performing feats of bravery, it's all the rage So won't you lend an ear and let the story unfold Of dragons slain and kingdoms told (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Bridge) Attention, lords and ladies, attention, lords and ladies All you noble folk, put down thy mugs, let's not be lazy For the real minstrel is here to entertain With tales of chivalry, honor, and disdain (Verse 3) So whether ye be a serf or a lord of the land Join in the revelry, give thy clap and hand For the minstrel's here to entertain, in full command With jests and ballads, let the festivities expand (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Outro) So here's to the minstrel, the true entertainer With tales of yore, he's a real entertainer Raise thy goblets high, let the merriment flow For in this medieval parody, we steal the show!
This is actually why most Europeans have auto immune diseases they don't even know about, its a sideaffect of having the dna makeup best suited to survive the Black plague, like how sickle cell is a side affect of the best dna against malaria
I think I've finally accomplished being the cool dad. A while back my daughter told me she really likes Eminem but she can't listen to him at school because of the bad words. I introduced her to medieval hip hop and gave her the Eminem playlist and now we've been listening to it everytime we get together.
Love it. My husband and I got into it the other day so I took MY daughter out just to go somewhere and not mope around the house sad about it... I pass her the aux cord because she was keeping me company so I figured least I could do was let her pick her own songs... (Billie eilish Melanie Martinez and the like... Not my cup o tea but whatever) The first song she puts on is The Kids/Drugs are Bad 🤦 She doesn't even like Eminem that much. That one was just trying to cheer me up. It worked 👍 Kids are great ain't they. Eminem ain't just an artist, He's the bridge to the gap between adults and kids.
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth 🤓🤓🤓
29:21 Lyrics for 'Stan' ('Stanley'): My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad Lord Shady, I wrote thee but still shant call upon thee I left my hamlet, cottage name, and whereabouts at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, thou must not have got them Was there a problem with the messenger and the bottle? Sometimes I babble directions too hastily or forgotten Nevermind that, egad, how dost thou do? Lord how beeth thy daughter? My maiden's with child too, soon I shall be a father If God gifteth us with daughter, guess what I shall call her? I shall name her Bonnie I heard of thine Uncle Ronnie, God haveth mercy My friend left in battle too, thought of himself unworthy I know thou likely hearest this day after day, but I think of thee as family I inquire about thee and take mead with thine Auntie Annie Thy scrolls and sentimentals fill the floor of my shanty I love what thou didst with Preacher Dre too, the grand finale Gad, I hope thou receive’st this Lord, respondest back, Just to banter, truly yours, unofficially thy family This is Stanley My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad
@@VBirchwood Lovely. I'll try to use my terrible vocals and do a cover when I get the chance. But it will take a lot of work as medieval English is not my strong suit, my video editing and work audio set up is still a work in progress. If I do make one I'll be sure to tag you in it. On my non-existent channel. I just copied your user name and all the lyrics onto a word document.
@@okayman2057 yeah! someone else requested I place all the lyrics I've written somewhere, so it lit a fire and got me to finally finish building my site haha
Whatever the string&bow instrument is in the back of Without Me is a phenomenal addition. It's so quiet, but it adds just the right amount of intensity.
This was YT recommendation. I heard the beat, immediately smiled, a loud thought "THIS IS AWESOME" and I started dancing. Slim Shady is by far my favorite. This is awesome. Keep up the good work!
After 800 years, I finally find these magnificent pieces by the troubadour Eminem. Thank you UA-cam algorithm for giving me back a part of my childhood
I got yall The real slim shady 0:00 Lose yourself 4:36 Without me 7:52 Godzilla 12:28 Till I collapse 15:58 Kill you 20:17 The way I am 24:48 Stan 29:21 Smack that 36:00 Purple pills 39:30 Cleaning out my closet 44:31 Ass like that 49:36 My band 53:59 Black magic 58:57 Higher 1:01:55 (Please pin this took forever)
I remember hearing this at the tavern near the market place whilst i was travelling near the broken old stone bridge , i just had to see this incredible performance from a band of artists and performers that call themselves 'DeTwelve' .. i remember that the fair maidens could not hold their dresses low and their corset tight because maidens be swinging with that behind.. Ah the 1490's actually was such a splendid time .. everything changed when the 1500's came .. Edit: Every one of those 'Likes' are appriciated my friends. Take Care.
I recall this mineself. Sir Shady was beset by two maidens who couldst not believe that verily, t'was him, his lordship Eminem. Twas curious; the fair ladies, nearly swooning themselves to death, both bore a striking resemblance to his lordship.
Lose Thyself: Look If thou hadst One chance One opportunity To seize everything thou e’er wanted In one moment Would’st thou capture it Just lettest it slip? Egad! His palms are balmy, knees weak, arms heavy There is vomit on his tunic already, mater's meat patty He feareth, but on the surface he looketh calm and ready To clash blades, but he forgets That which he wrote down, the crowd goes blaring loud He openeth his mouth, but the words do not creak out He is choking, how, ye all be jesting now The sun dials no longer guide the plough, Transported back into reality, gad, there goeth the heavenly Fie, there goeth the Hare, he strayed He is furious, but he shan’t admit the defeat? Nay. He refuseth to accept, he knoweth his whole may be slayed Doth not matter, triumphant, he knoweth, but he doth stray He is stagnant, he knoweth, when he goeth back to this cavernous hole, ‘tis when it's Back to the temple again, egad, this rhapsody Best ye go capture this moment and hope it doth not pass him Thou better loseth thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou best losest thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou better His soul escapeth, through this hole that gapeth This world is mine for the taking Ye make me king, as we move toward a New Kingdom upon us A simple life is torment, but tremendous rule is done as thus It only groweth harder, only groweth hotter He bloweth, it is over, these and maidens ‘round the corners, Coast to coast showeth, they know him as the Kingdomtrotter Lonely roads, God only knoweth, he groweth farther from home, he's no pater He goeth home but barely knoweth his own daughter But pinch thy nose, here goeth the cold water The wenches no longer want him, he beeth moulding fodder They moved to the next clodpate who flows, he nose dove and was slaughtered So the theatrics are told and retold, tragedy and drama, but the battles unfold.
@V. Birchwood - Historical Fashion This is absolutely amazing. I imagine him in a coat, breeches, and a tricorn reading this on a stage with an extended arm and his permanently disapproving expression.
@@dmitrykitainik3939 haha thank you!! Tricorne and breeches is more 18th century so a little late for medieval, but still a very funny and fitting visual 😊
I can easily imagine Eminem in a red jester costume, capering about the court, dancing on tables, shaking his bum in their faces, and unnerving the nobility with his dope, socially biting lyrics.
Probably not that much. I dunno, maybe he plays the sackbut. But it's more likely that he downloaded the raw tracks and replaced each instrument with medieval instruments. It's actually pretty easy to do these days. But it a lot of fun. I'm not knocking it.
@@FS-yq9ef being real instruments they’ll probably all come from a plug in. Literally just select the track, choose a different instrument and that’s it. A matter of 10 seconds work once you’ve decided which instruments you’ll replace each track with.
@@InceyWincey No, you can't just repplace the instruments, he can not have downloaded the project file in itself, but the rendered track as a mp3, which means, he still needs to create the song from 0, based on the original one. Doesn't take THAT much work, but definitely more than 10 sec
@@superbilly283 It is very likely that .midi files were used. When importing .midi files into a DAW it is as easy as dragging the preferred instrument to the correct track.
By mine troth, the melodies of this noble music are truly wondrous and fair! The harmonies do lift the spirit and transport the soul to realms most divine. Verily, such strains are a balm to the heart and a joy to mine ears. One cannot help but be enchanted by the richness and grace of these melodious airs. Truly, a marvel to behold!
There were no rights to even begin within this time period. There were only executions & brutal punishments lmao! xDDD But you are right, this is good! Therefore let's have a toast & enjoy this altogether Brothers & Sisters! :)
Wow! It is almost unbelievable that people centuries ago wrote these melodies... I am glad Eminem discovered these sounds and remade them. Thanks for the upload!
@@christophe1988 yes, I believe it was like 500 years ago. And even more if we consider the medieval times to begin at around 1000AD. And then it's hard to transcribe them cause they probably didn't use the same 7 note system. Eminem is very knowledgeable of these things apparently. But it's not a bad thing. I don't consider it a theft at all.
@@SipanTselikerI see. The music has to come from somewhere, you would say. I thought it was made by computer. A bit like GarageBand. It's crazy ! 😮 Indeed, Eminem does not steal, he inspires himself. A true poet of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. ❤
@@christophe1988 Maybe they also did have computers in the middle ages. There is the "Magenta Theory" and it says that magenta is not found in nature apart from LCD screens, so how could people back then know it and paint it in art? I think they had some kind of computers and they used them for producing music like in Garage band. And they were destroyed during the French revolution.
@@paddington1670I think they actually wouldn't. A lot of musical taste is connected to a cultural context, one that they wouldn't have for this kind of song. It'd probably sound really bad to them, or possibly not even like music and more just like rhythmic sounds. Ofc I don't know for sure.
used these as soundtrack music in my dnd campaign for the past five months. i have gotten several compliments about it, even been told it "sounded familiar, what movie is this from?" they still don't know its eminem
@3,14 _ so pretentious over a _misinterpretation_ of the comment lmao. They HAVE heard his songs - it explicitly says they found the music familiar. They just didn’t piece together that it’s Eminem because of how it’s been changed
I came here for the video. I came for the music. I came for the comments. And i my friend im not disappointed 😂 this is art at its finest. Thou knoweth the way
53:58 (My Band) was my favourite because it sounded the most medieval out of all of them! But I LOVE these, this is what the world needs more of!! You have just earned yourself a lifetime subscriber.
Hear more of my Medieval Hip Hop renditions here >> ua-cam.com/video/vLnGFiD3xww/v-deo.html
Bout to go 1592 on them
I just have one question, why? lol, when I saw this I thought he was doing some crazy shit again
Yay^^ More Background for the DnD-Bard^^
Gonna Rip this and put the Vocals on it, then play this on a "Duel of the Bards" in my Game^^
Very nice
Can you add Eminem acapellas : ua-cam.com/play/PLYedoNdjOcHIrCpfYnH39rgep0sngqmEV.html ?
This is amazing man. Love it.
As a kid from 1343 I can confirm, these are some certified tavern classics
😂
I was born a mere year prior to you, glad to finally see someone who has went through the same history as yourself!
aye ye was born 3 years before me, Glad to see we all share the same tavern music taste!@@OrangeBroski75
Underrated comment
You a pup, move over. I was a fan since he first hit the scene in 1320😂
this shit still slams after like 800 years
Doth thou meaneth a fortnight?
Slaps. You talk like one of them God dang Mesopotamians 😂
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
best comment
Blows my mind that if Eminem never found these sounds, we wouldn't have the classics we have today!
dr dre made them
@@john-p1n6lIt was actually Apothecary Dre.
All hail Slimmond the Shadow Bard!
@@BDJones055 Can I find him at the Sleeping Giant Inn?
You mean DRE?
who's listening in 1324
Me 😂
Me bruh
Encino man lmao 😂 and Pauly Shore
Me my lord
My fellow peasant, I salute you from the year 1327. Pardon me, as I must return to my potatoes.
It sounds like Eminem was going on a quest to find the real slim shady
And in the end, it turns out that it was him all along.
If there was a game like Brutal Legend but about hip-hop, this would be the story
At the end of our heroes journey we find out that theres a slim shady (treasure) in all of us
Bruh I said this comment a few weeks before this on a Joe Porter Rap Percussion video
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I imagine it like monty python and the holy grail but with an eminem flavor
This is what the internet was made for.
couldn't agree more :D
actually its for killing commies
Agreed
yep
pretty much
I have sucessfully convinced my mother that this is Christmas music.
o my that madeth they laugh !
it's the bells isn't it xD
😆
ahahhahhaha
Thanks for the update
thats amazing lol
4:35 Tho I was born in 1410 i still remember this epic rap ballad. It went something like this:
Intro:
Hear ye, if thou had one chance, one grand crusade,
To claim all honor in a fleeting parade,
Wouldst thou take it, or let it swiftly fade?
Hark!
Verse 1:
His hands doth shake, legs weak, helm feels heavy,
The tavern’s ale spills, though his goblet’s not ready.
He’s tense, but on the surface, looks battle-ready,
Ready for war, though his thoughts be unsteady.
The speech he prepared is lost in the crowd,
The squires all cheer, their voices so loud.
He falters-how? The jesters jesting still,
The bell doth toll, his fate’s drawn by will.
Snap back to the fray, oh, the banners fly high,
His sword feels weighty, yet he must try.
There goes the foe, a misstep, a stumble,
He’s enraged, but his spirit won’t crumble.
He won't quit, nay, his fire’s not spent,
Though armor’s dented, his heart’s intent.
He knows his quest, though his coffers are bare,
The squires cheer louder, they know he doth care.
Return to his castle, to plan once more,
By firelight’s glow, he’ll even the score.
Back to the smith, his blade to hone,
The siege draws near-he won’t stand alone!
Chorus:
Thou must lose thyself in the clash of steel,
This moment is thine, thou must strike with zeal!
Thou hast but one shot, let not the chance fly,
For such an opportunity comes once, then goodbye.
Verse 2:
The trumpet’s call, the knights now prepare,
The battleground looms, with banners in air.
His comrades beside him, blades raised with pride,
In taverns last night, they drank side by side.
But now 'tis war, not a jest or a song,
This moment will judge who’s weak, who’s strong.
His hands still shake, but his grip’s iron-clad,
He knows if he fails, he’ll lose all he had.
The trebuchets launch, the arrows take flight,
The hourglass empties, now comes the fight!
The foe draws near, steel clashes with roar,
He fights for his land, his honor, and more.
The squire shouts loud, “Hold fast, stay true!”
The knight nods grimly, his path to pursue.
Though blood stains his tabard, he won’t yield yet,
The tavern songs echo, a promise unmet.
Back to the hall, he dreams of the feast,
But first must come victory, slaying the beast!
Chorus:
Thou must lose thyself in the storm of war,
This moment is thine, let it slip no more!
Thou hast but one chance, let not the sword fall,
For battles like this come but once, if at all.
Dude what the fuck this is insanely good
Bro, I how can it be so that thou hast been overlooked?
Okay this is absolutely epic. Genius.
Dude!
i henceforth declare thee most masterful comment I have laid thine eyes upon
crazy how good this is after 1,200 years
This jam ended the Crusades.
Only 1000s kids know
@@viviyepLOLLL 💀
@@viviyep😂
lol
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel
4:35 - Misplace Thyself
7:48 - Devoid of Me
12:29 - Dragonlord
15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble
20:19 - Slay Thee
24:54 - The Ballad of Identity
29:21 - Sir Stan
35:59 - Smite that
39:31 - Royal Tincture
44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber
49:36 - Backside Like That
53:59 - My Troupe
58:57 - Mystic Arts
1:01:55 - Ascendeth
Isso completa o vídeo com chave de ouro 😂
so gayyyyyyyyyy
bro xd that one with cobweb got me good xdd
smite that XD
lmao
(An update for ye: I have now written the entire song!)
"The Real Lord Shady":
May I have thine attention please?
May I have thine attention please?
Will the true Lord Shady please stand up?
I do repeat, will the true Lord Shady please stand up?
We will have a problem here
Ye all act like ye have not seen a medieval person before
Swords all on the floor like Margaret, like Thomas crusade in through the door
And we have lost to our enemies even worse than before
First victorious, now throwing ourselves in for capture (Ahh!)
It is the return of the, oh waitest, ye can't, thou art jesting
He did not just proclaim what I think he did, did he?
And Preacher Dre said, nothing ye fools,
Preacher Dre is dead, he is vaulted in the tomb's basement
Unorthodox women still love to sing a hymn
O' lord, o' lord, Lord Shady, art thou sick of him?
Ye look at him, trotting around, grabbin' his rubied cross,
Showing his silk-spun cloths, but he is handsome though
Aye, I may have got a couple of my loyalties and morals loose
But no worse, than what is going on in thy royals chambers
Sometimes, I crave to climb the stage and just let go, but can't
But it is just for Thomas Smith to hunt a grand moose
My ankles have been stripped, my ankles have been stripped
And if I am fortunate thou mightst just give them a little kiss
And 'tis the lesson we deliver to all our kin
And expect them not to know what a woman's bosom is
And against God's will we give another a green gown
Long before a courtship or officiating of betrothal
And beg for forgiveness on Sundays in the chapel
We are no more than God’s chariots
But some of them are Barbarians,
Who slice others open like a bread loaf
But if we can hurt others just to have triumph,
There is no reason two mustn't kiss before they court
But if ye feel as I, I am with the antidote
Maidens wave your woolen hose, sing the chorus and Rondeau
I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady
All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating
So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up! (x2)
John Gower needeth not write of courtly love to sell his rhymes
But a sinful man must repent and payeth for all his crimes.
Do ye think I care of being titled Knightly?
Half of ye can’t even bear to look at me
Let alone fight beside me
But Lord, what if ye win, would it be wyrd
Why, so ye men can just lie to get me here
So ye can seat me here beside Edward the Third?
Egad! King John the Second, better switch me thrones
So I can sit beside Lionel of Antwerp and Chaucer
And hear them bicker over who won the battle first
The clodpates put me for display in the stocks
Aye, I may be brave, but there are those that do mock (Shady!)
At least I can find myself a Lady
And show the whole Kingdom, how betrothal be (Ahh)
I am abhorred by ye traitors, all ye do is gall me
So I have been sent here to nobly destroy ye
There still be a million who hold affinity and battle with me
Who curse as me, who care not to be damned as me
Who dress as me, walk, speak, and act as me
And may just be, the next best thing, but not quite me
For I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady
All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating
So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up! (x2)
I am a power to listen to, but I purposefully give the chatter
Things ye jest about with friends, drinking mead in the tavern
The difference lies, I'm in the station to speak my mind in front of ye
And I needn’t be false or smeareth it in honey at all
I merely tower on the platform and assert it
And whether ye want to reveal, I do have grit
Better than ye cowards out there who just stand
Then ye wonder, how can Lord Shady rule so many lands?
It is loyalty, the manner in which others show their fealty
A Lord with such a faithful Vassal serving
Paying homage while my best made plans are stirring
And still as Lord Shady, for more power I am yearning
In every man, there may be a Lord Shady lurking
He could be conquering Normandy, but instead he beeth here hurting
Or in the warfield charging, we are damned to hell with all this luck
With his sword drawn and his armour struck
So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up
And point one of your fingers, on each hand up
Egad! Ye be proud to be crazed and fight for control
And once more, with all your might, loud as ye can, how doth it go?
I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady
All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating
So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up! (x4)
Gad, there be but a Lord Shady within all of us
Damned in hell, let us all stand up.
This is amazing, please finish it.
@@krystian6470 Thank you! I write historical poetry so these lyrics are so much fun. I'll finish them up, or at least complete more of the lines 😊
@@krystian6470 just added more!
I read this in time with the song, it fits perfectly.
@@hardcorsD Thank you!! I tried to keep the rhythmic integrity as much as possible, but it can be tricky sometimes
Imagine entering an inn or a tavern in a cold night in the year 1224 as a lone wanderer to seek shelter from the dark and you hear something like this been played by the local bards.
This stuff would be mind blowing.
genshin impact tbh
I kid you not. It always was.
If it wasnt we kicked them out😂
The local bards 😂😂😂😂
Everyone gansta till lord Marshall of the slim shadows pulls up to court.
Ah yes, the genuine slender shadows.
😂
@@veeeeediots I have nothing to add, this is just really funny and creative
Everyone *hooligan
this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read hahahahaha
So glad Eminem did covers of these forgotten masterpieces!
no shit eh...........
No these aren't covers, he actually orchestrated these back like a thousand years ago or something
@@bakruptfern329So glad for eminem to have reintroduced these fair tunes into society 🔥🔥🔥
nah eminem is just an omnipotent entity and takes the form of a white guy that raps so he can have fun
these are parodies of eminem. ive done hours of research and i can prove that these came after eminem's original versions.
i never thought i would need a medieval eminem playlist to help me focus on my homework
Same !! i was looking for the lofi girl but this is 100x better, this is insane !
@@loladeschamps159 YESSS!!! Precisely that! I slowed it down and now it's perfect for what I need
I wanna like this comment but it currently has 666 likes so I'm not touching it lmfao
I just discovered it today and will be using it to study for my exams!
this is the only music i've listented to for weeks now help
Thanks!
"You walk into a tavern... loud music resonates from a blonde bard who is speaking quickly and melodically"
Sorry I ruined the 69 likes. But your comment deserved it.
that gave the same chills as Erica tossing the D&D 20 side dice in Stranger Things.
As you finish your ale the bard rattle his hands and asks: "Please stand up"
He repeats: "Please stand up"
xD
"pick up ye mic"
"you cannot pick up ye mic"
Loseth thyself
Lo
If thou hadst
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything thou ever desired
In one moment
Wouldst thou capture it
Or merely let it slip?
Lo
His palms art cool, knees weak, out of fuel
There's drool on his armor, bejeweled, mother's gruel
He's anxious, but on the surface he appears so cruel
To joust a bout, but he knoweth he can't redo
What he doeth now, the whole court goeth so loud
He draws thy sword, but thy slices won't reach out
He's choking, how, the jester is joking now
The hourglass runneth out, times up, and now
Snappeth back to reality, o, there goeth gravity
O, there goeth the abbot, he's cloaked
wearing a cowl, he won't giveth in that easy? No
He won't haveth, he knows his psalms lo and behold,
doth not matter, he's plagued, he knoweth that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knoweth when he goes back to thy humble abode, that's when it's
Back to thy battle and, Lo, thine whole rhapsody
Best goeth capture this moment and hopeth it don't pass him
thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment
thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go
thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow
This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, yo
thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment
thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go
thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow
This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, lo
YES
Beautiful
sure had a fun time reading that
IM LIKE 69 BOYS
Greatest comment in the history of everything.
I can’t stop picturing DrDre dressed as a medieval squire strumming the lute
"Squire! fetch me your most illustrious tunes!"
He would have been in Africa - but still I see your point. 😉
He a bard
that be sick af
we wuz squires n shiet.
I felt so alone in this world, until....THIS! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! HISTORY NERD AND EMINEM FAN AT THE SAME TIME! GIVE this guy a grammy!
I didnt ask for this, but now i can't live without this
Same, this is a perfect example of "why tf is this in my recommendations?" to "wtf the algorithm knows me better than myself"
You mean better than thou knoweth thyself@@Samlebens1
Eminem has Trump Derangement Syndrome
True
I didn't know I needed this, but now my life is better.
+1
oh lord he is reading poetry off his cranium.
+1
Same here.
omg SAME.
why was this recommended to me... and 3 years later? this is a banger. thanks again, youtube
yess
I was thinking that same thing 😂 WTF is this and why now? The algorithm is always fucking with me lol
@@notanotherfuckingnikki In exchange, I've been fucking with the algorithm as much as possible...searching and clicking on all sorta of random stuff.
Keeps it interesting.
I actually love it so much first time too haha
Nah fr, baby loves it tho, perfect timing!
I clearly put in years of blood sweat and tears for my algorithm to lead me to this masterpiece 3 years post-release. Thank you
I will never bad mouth YT's "recommended" algorithm ever again.
Right?! But what does this say about us😂
@@chahailus That we have impeccable taste?
I will cuz it's mostly garbage.
Personalisation is the bane of exploration. Old internet is dead, hail corporate
I was thinking the same thing.
No idea how I ended up here, but I'm grateful the universe sent me in this direction.
same) I'm not even Eminem's fan
Amen, stranger. Amen.
Agreed.
thats what im saying, fr!
Same lol
It's too unfortunate that the lyrics were lost in history....😢 we will never know what bard Em was signing about....
I heard there's a Kings James version 😅
I have located an old, tattered tablet which contains the etchings from "The Most Authentic Fellow Slim Shady" and I have posted it.
(Verse 1)
May I have your ears, may I have your ears?
Will the true minstrel please stand forth?
I repeat, will the true minstrel please stand forth?
Y'all act like ye never heard a tale before
Jousting galore, knights in armor, valor, and more
Sword clashes, shield smashes, all across the floor
But alas, it's the tale of a bard, you can't ignore
(Chorus)
So won't the real minstrel please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
For we're about to regale, with a merry sound
With lutes and drums, let's gather all around
(Verse 2)
I said, "My lords and ladies," why all the rage?
You act like ye never heard a sonnet in thy age
Noble dames, gallant knights, a medieval stage
Performing feats of bravery, it's all the rage
So won't you lend an ear and let the story unfold
Of dragons slain and kingdoms told
(Chorus)
So won't the real minstrel please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
For we're about to regale, with a merry sound
With lutes and drums, let's gather all around
(Bridge)
Attention, lords and ladies, attention, lords and ladies
All you noble folk, put down thy mugs, let's not be lazy
For the real minstrel is here to entertain
With tales of chivalry, honor, and disdain
(Verse 3)
So whether ye be a serf or a lord of the land
Join in the revelry, give thy clap and hand
For the minstrel's here to entertain, in full command
With jests and ballads, let the festivities expand
(Chorus)
So won't the real minstrel please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
For we're about to regale, with a merry sound
With lutes and drums, let's gather all around
(Outro)
So here's to the minstrel, the true entertainer
With tales of yore, he's a real entertainer
Raise thy goblets high, let the merriment flow
For in this medieval parody, we steal the show!
@@MichaelMiller-ne7jg i hope someone that can sing does this cover haha, like...humanity really needs to hear this!
@SkySurferRain😂😂😂
I don't know how this ended up on my Home page, but my life is forever improved!
If this ain't playing in my funeral, I'll refuse to die...
😂😅
correct response
Mum just passed. Can confirm.
imortallity achieved
very few accept death, but death doesn't care
I don't truly know what's better, the music or the comment section!
I was thinking the same
Agreed
Definitely the comment section🤣🤣🤣
Reading the comment section whilst listening to the music, verily.
You can have thine sweet bread and eat it too, read as you listen
I really hope Eminem knows this exists and has rapped along.
He would love this :3
I’d love to hear it
@@Julia-Klara I got it wait for a couple of days
Bag pipes from Baghdad ring a bell?????
@@brozerremix It's been a couple of days
Lost my family to the Black Plague, but at least i can still jam out to Em
you mean jester Master of Music
@@ralisgroffen there's vomit on his tunic already, moms grool confetti
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually why most Europeans have auto immune diseases they don't even know about, its a sideaffect of having the dna makeup best suited to survive the Black plague, like how sickle cell is a side affect of the best dna against malaria
@@ppcbernier9945 His truest feelings possess an err of timidness, yet upon the exterior he exhibits a most noble composure
next D&D session is gonna be insane
Im thinking about designing an entire one shot around this. (rap) Battle at the 8th Mile Inn
I'm such a nerd
The All Bard Party, but everyone is an elf and a rapper.
The first song is total carnival background music.
Can I play please?
The gods of UA-cam have blessed us once again with a strange but perfect suggestion.
yes
“Certified tavern classic”
😂
@@WildSpadesOfficial😂😂😂
Eminem: Gets sent to the 1600s
Also Eminem: I ain't letting this time period hold me down.
Memes aside, these songs unironically would work very well as the soundtrack for some medieval fantasy video game.
yeah
Godzilla would be like some spelunking music for the most part
NO
LUKE WHO IS YOU MAN?
I WANA NO THAT GOOD GUY LOOK UKE
I think I've finally accomplished being the cool dad. A while back my daughter told me she really likes Eminem but she can't listen to him at school because of the bad words. I introduced her to medieval hip hop and gave her the Eminem playlist and now we've been listening to it everytime we get together.
omg dad of the year right here 😎👌
This is the way
Love it.
My husband and I got into it the other day so I took MY daughter out just to go somewhere and not mope around the house sad about it...
I pass her the aux cord because she was keeping me company so I figured least I could do was let her pick her own songs... (Billie eilish Melanie Martinez and the like... Not my cup o tea but whatever)
The first song she puts on is The Kids/Drugs are Bad 🤦
She doesn't even like Eminem that much.
That one was just trying to cheer me up.
It worked 👍
Kids are great ain't they.
Eminem ain't just an artist, He's the bridge to the gap between adults and kids.
I wish I had a dad like you when I was a kid 😢 So sweet what you’re doing 💖
@@allykayyy2683 who asked?
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel
4:35 - Misplace Thyself
7:48 - Devoid of Me
12:29 - Dragonlord
15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble
20:19 - Slay Thee
24:54 - The Ballad of Identity
29:21 - Sir Stan
35:59 - Smite that
39:31 - Royal Tincture
44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber
49:36 - Backside Like That
53:59 - My Troupe
58:57 - Mystic Arts
1:01:55 - Ascendeth
🤓🤓🤓
how thsi doesn't have any comment???
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
😂
Awesome 😂
How did you even imagine these name?!
I don't need to listen to this to know that I love it 😂❤
Can't wait till the plague is over and I can dance to this with all my fellow wenches in the tavern. Might even show a bit of ankle.
thats hot
sinful
Oh the plague lemao
Plague? fuck you talkin about? you been watchin too much tv!
@@seafry7208 Heathen! he who dos not belive in the plague must be a witch
:D
After so many years, UA-cam's algorithm finally worked well
yeah mann! I’m attending some seminars to Medievel and I like Eminem and that’s excitly what I neded now hahah
I got a link on Facebook. The jury's still out on the algorithm.
algorithms was better before google bought :|
We have arrived!
i was like.... Eminem...medieval.... when... why..... ok ...let's click... and rest is history...
Apothecary Dre. has been real quiet since this was played at the King's Court
I heard a rumor that Apoc. Andre was locked away in Sir Shady's Dungeon, with a crossbow aimed at his face.
+
He definitely fell off.
Oh my God, I am dead, Apothecary Dre lmao
"Apothecary Dre" HAHAHAHAH DEAD
I'm dying of happiness laughing hard, and fully concentrate at the same time. 😂 This time my MOM does Love Eminem.
I started listening to this as a joke but found very quickly that it's actually so good!
Same...and 6 hours later I've choreographed an entire group lyrical dance routine for no reason...
me too
NO BC IT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HITS
same HAHAHAH i was looking for a vid to play music in the bg while i work, saw this and i was like lol, and now it's been hours and it's still playing
Same... Then I skipped to Way I am, dang, that would've probably impressed in 1486 as it does today..
Definitely using this for D&D backing music in a tavern. Absolute masterpiece
Literally what I was thinking
Is there a bard in the tavern that insults people hard but in a clever way that they have to leave in shame without finishing their beer?
@@reptiloidmitglied2930 he casts a MEAN vicious mockery
I'm trying to get into D&D and i think this is helping me. lol
I love you nerds ❤
I don’t know why the UA-cam algorithm recommended me this, but I’m sure glad it did! I never knew I needed medieval soundtracks in my life.
Was just watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt--it's the Al Gore Rhythm, lol! 😄
Jumpeth up and jumpeth up and jumpeth down...😆😆😆😂
lol same
Hahah hear hear yeay
You must just have good taste my man
The playlist you didn't know you needed.
29:21 Lyrics for 'Stan' ('Stanley'):
My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I
Rose up from the hay at all
The morning rain cloudeth my window
And I see nought at all
And even if I could it shall all be grey
Placest thy portrait on altar
It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad
It beeth not so bad
My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I
Rose up from the hay at all
The morning rain cloudeth my window
And I see nought at all
And even if I could it shall all be grey
Placest thy portrait on altar
It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad
It beeth not so bad
Lord Shady, I wrote thee but still shant call upon thee
I left my hamlet, cottage name, and whereabouts at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, thou must not have got them
Was there a problem with the messenger and the bottle?
Sometimes I babble directions too hastily or forgotten
Nevermind that, egad, how dost thou do? Lord how beeth thy daughter?
My maiden's with child too, soon I shall be a father
If God gifteth us with daughter, guess what I shall call her?
I shall name her Bonnie
I heard of thine Uncle Ronnie, God haveth mercy
My friend left in battle too, thought of himself unworthy
I know thou likely hearest this day after day, but I think of thee as family
I inquire about thee and take mead with thine Auntie Annie
Thy scrolls and sentimentals fill the floor of my shanty
I love what thou didst with Preacher Dre too, the grand finale
Gad, I hope thou receive’st this Lord, respondest back,
Just to banter, truly yours, unofficially thy family
This is Stanley
My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I
Rose up from the hay at all
The morning rain cloudeth my window
And I see nought at all
And even if I could it shall all be grey
Placest thy portrait on altar
It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad
It beeth not so bad
@okay man here they are!!
@@VBirchwood Lovely. I'll try to use my terrible vocals and do a cover when I get the chance. But it will take a lot of work as medieval English is not my strong suit, my video editing and work audio set up is still a work in progress. If I do make one I'll be sure to tag you in it. On my non-existent channel. I just copied your user name and all the lyrics onto a word document.
@@VBirchwood man that saves me sooo much time. I had to scroll through the UA-cam comments to find your stuff.
@@okayman2057 yeah! someone else requested I place all the lyrics I've written somewhere, so it lit a fire and got me to finally finish building my site haha
@@VBirchwood grateful to see other millenials get empowered by random comments on UA-cam.
Me:
UA-cam: "ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM"
Me: Sure why not
Same
@@kdemetter Same x2
The most accurate comment I've read
Me 5
pretty much
When the flute kicks in. I feel that.
the flute touched me
I became one with the flute
@@thedynamik777 and I touched the flute back.
time stamp?
I think they are talking about Stan
Whatever the string&bow instrument is in the back of Without Me is a phenomenal addition. It's so quiet, but it adds just the right amount of intensity.
I'm going to use this in one of my D&D sessions and see how long the party takes to realize.
5 seconds
i want an update on this
@@bruno13532 Me, too
I think it would be bad to have "Slim Shady" queued up as the first one because the instrumental in its' beginning is very iconic XD
i need an update to this. how did it go?
Imagine if they had people that actually made music like this in taverns during medieval times.
Perfection.
Imagine if Eminem was a massive medieval history buff and just copied all their ballads
Watch Black Knight with Martin Lawrence from 2001, he goes back to the middle ages and in one scene he introduces them to good music.
King Richard the 4th: "Bard, thine bars make me wonder; does it damage thine mouth to drop flaming bars such as these?"
@@benlewis5312 ROFL
I've no idea how and why but UA-cam has recommended me this...
And now I'm in tears of joy 🤣 God bless the Internet
This was YT recommendation. I heard the beat, immediately smiled, a loud thought "THIS IS AWESOME" and I started dancing. Slim Shady is by far my favorite. This is awesome. Keep up the good work!
After 800 years, I finally find these magnificent pieces by the troubadour Eminem. Thank you UA-cam algorithm for giving me back a part of my childhood
I would pay stupid amounts of money to see Em dress up like this and perform this live
@@davidc756 yah
I would love to see him sing it in Ye olde English
Word! I would drop stupid cash on a dress up and singing in Old English at a Renaissance Faire
yeah dude i would pay to see that
m&m support woke Black Lives Matter
i'm done
bruh this slaps
Fr man jamming out to it rn
What is lil bro doing here
What is lil bro doing here
you wanna get checked?
Staged videos creator and bad actor who make money of stupid and ignorant people got good taste of music...😂
When i go back in time, I'm bringing these masterpieces with me. Taverns will play all of these.
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
win or die trying *dies*
😂
black death when smoking shit
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy? 😳
Black Death Matters
It sounds like it would go perfectly with Plants vs Zombies. Idk why.
those zombies dont fuck around, it gets intense
I've been playing the game after years. Now I'm going to play this in the background while I get my plants ready for battle.
It's perfect for AoE 2!
@@winstonsmith2712 yeah AoE2 hahahaha
That's so accurate wtf
Omg, I was waiting for EMINEM to actually rap medieval style lmao
SAME AHAHAHA
yes thy slim of the shady yes thy am the one true real slim of the shady
@@plushietwinninjas4990 😂
With such hits as "Lose Thyself" and "Verily Slim of the Shade"
SAMEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I got yall
The real slim shady 0:00
Lose yourself 4:36
Without me 7:52
Godzilla 12:28
Till I collapse 15:58
Kill you 20:17
The way I am 24:48
Stan 29:21
Smack that 36:00
Purple pills 39:30
Cleaning out my closet 44:31
Ass like that 49:36
My band 53:59
Black magic 58:57
Higher 1:01:55
(Please pin this took forever)
I remember hearing this at the tavern near the market place whilst i was travelling near the broken old stone bridge , i just had to see this incredible performance from a band of artists and performers
that call themselves 'DeTwelve' .. i remember that the fair maidens could not hold their dresses low and their corset tight because maidens be swinging with that behind..
Ah the 1490's actually was such a splendid time .. everything changed when the 1500's came ..
Edit: Every one of those 'Likes' are appriciated my friends. Take Care.
why this comment only have two likes??? this is gold-
Mm, verily. T'was the spell of blackest sorcery that changes every thing from the lowlands to the highest reaches of the frozen north.
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue BARS
I recall this mineself. Sir Shady was beset by two maidens who couldst not believe that verily, t'was him, his lordship Eminem.
Twas curious; the fair ladies, nearly swooning themselves to death, both bore a striking resemblance to his lordship.
ah the accursed 1500's--alas, lord shady shall ner be brought thither to what once had beset hims. you know things just ain't the same fa gangstas
I can't believe this actually exists. It makes me smile.
same
same
me too
Imagine Eminem with a live medieval orchestra doing these songs. It would've been an eargasm.
omfg i need that
The Eminem Show uses a lot of medieval sounding instruments.
Thou't do lay one fat-ass beat-
🎩
🧐
@@LD-wu4lc yes, but would you imagine him going full like this track? I hope somebody adds the lirycs
Think they'd think he was chanting dark magic to talk fast like that
Sent this to my History teacher... He loved it.
Lose Thyself:
Look
If thou hadst
One chance
One opportunity
To seize everything thou e’er wanted
In one moment
Would’st thou capture it
Just lettest it slip?
Egad!
His palms are balmy, knees weak, arms heavy
There is vomit on his tunic already, mater's meat patty
He feareth, but on the surface he looketh calm and ready
To clash blades, but he forgets
That which he wrote down, the crowd goes blaring loud
He openeth his mouth, but the words do not creak out
He is choking, how, ye all be jesting now
The sun dials no longer guide the plough,
Transported back into reality, gad, there goeth the heavenly
Fie, there goeth the Hare, he strayed
He is furious, but he shan’t admit the defeat? Nay.
He refuseth to accept, he knoweth his whole may be slayed
Doth not matter, triumphant, he knoweth, but he doth stray
He is stagnant, he knoweth, when he goeth back to this cavernous hole, ‘tis when it's
Back to the temple again, egad, this rhapsody
Best ye go capture this moment and hope it doth not pass him
Thou better loseth thyself in the music, the moment
Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go
Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw
This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime
Thou best losest thyself in the music, the moment
Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go
Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw
This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime
Thou better
His soul escapeth, through this hole that gapeth
This world is mine for the taking
Ye make me king, as we move toward a New Kingdom upon us
A simple life is torment, but tremendous rule is done as thus
It only groweth harder, only groweth hotter
He bloweth, it is over, these and maidens ‘round the corners,
Coast to coast showeth, they know him as the Kingdomtrotter
Lonely roads, God only knoweth, he groweth farther from home, he's no pater
He goeth home but barely knoweth his own daughter
But pinch thy nose, here goeth the cold water
The wenches no longer want him, he beeth moulding fodder
They moved to the next clodpate who flows, he nose dove and was slaughtered
So the theatrics are told and retold, tragedy and drama, but the battles unfold.
@Guillaume Gevrey here are the lyrics you requested!
Wow, that was quick! You are a really talented wordsmith @V.Birchwood
@@guillaumegevrey5818 thank you! I write a lot of poetry so these types of projects are always a lot of fun 😊
@V. Birchwood - Historical Fashion This is absolutely amazing. I imagine him in a coat, breeches, and a tricorn reading this on a stage with an extended arm and his permanently disapproving expression.
@@dmitrykitainik3939 haha thank you!! Tricorne and breeches is more 18th century so a little late for medieval, but still a very funny and fitting visual 😊
now we just need a Gregorian choir rapping to it
they'd just be "gregging" to it.
@@aprilk141 🤣
Yesss!!
Eminem and the Gregging Gregorians
Yall acting like you've never seen a Catholic before
Killin saracens and honoring St. George
Or smthn some help me continue it
Human creativity never ceases to amaze.
This sounds like such a stupid concept, but it completely subverts expectations.
No.
@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 yeah
YEAH genius! I mean, we can BLAST these in the church, no one cared, they actually enjoyed.
@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 No.
So true, I almost didn't click on this.
I was pleasantly surprised :)
Never knew I needed this… but I needed this
I can easily imagine Eminem in a red jester costume, capering about the court, dancing on tables, shaking his bum in their faces, and unnerving the nobility with his dope, socially biting lyrics.
omg yes spitting fire for the king
Good observation.
Mylord quite an appropriate time for a small amount of controversy isn't it
This is fucking hilarious
2000's Eminem maybe, he was fun and lighthearted.... 20now Eminem is just angry all the time.
Imagine Eminem actually does Medieval covers. I would listen to this song's all day long
if thou hadst but one chance, wouldst thou conquer it, or wouldst thou allow it to escape you
observe
I can make it if people would listen it, with this instrumental.
@@DrFunTV Im down AF!!!
@@gaberosado1901 Urianger? Is that you?
Person I just met: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated.
This joke is overused, my guy :/
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
THE RAP OF THE CASTLE
Knock knock.
it's not complicated at all. In fact it's pretty decent lol
I didn't know I needed to hear this until I found it.
Bardcore and tavernwave are two words I didn’t know I needed in my vocabulary.
Did any one else start listening to this for the LOL's and then actually get into it unironically.?
yes ! HAHA
I was hooked instantly
@@Kononekaya hooked! so good!
I’m here for it
I came to UA-cam for something else, but this was on my homepage and now I can't remember what I was doing.
"Hey dad why did mom name my sister rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem One Hour of Medieval Eminem"
dude! :-)
Are we really recycling 5 year old jokes just to get likes on a youtube comment? Garbage.
that is tell me you love medieval eminem without telling me you love medieval eminem
cringe af since day one
@@TehDubberRucky so what, it was funny to me
never thought medieval eminem would help me study better for finals
Only just discovered this, but having two tabs open with an acapella vocal against the medieval versions is amazing
you sir truly belongth among real geniuses, may the lord bless your kin
@@bogdanmirzakabilov it's a laydeh
how do you do that lol
Ability unlocked: You just unlocked the ability to become a DJ
ua-cam.com/video/7h-5GIWHKX0/v-deo.html to acapella version!
You never know what you're missing until you've found it.
love to all of you!
Best comment
like mongolian throat singing? that stuff is dope
@@danielmiller2323 hahahahaha
@@danielmiller2323 lmaooo
1001. Like
The amount of work this must have required is truly astounding. Well done.
Probably not that much. I dunno, maybe he plays the sackbut. But it's more likely that he downloaded the raw tracks and replaced each instrument with medieval instruments. It's actually pretty easy to do these days. But it a lot of fun. I'm not knocking it.
@@FS-yq9ef being real instruments they’ll probably all come from a plug in. Literally just select the track, choose a different instrument and that’s it. A matter of 10 seconds work once you’ve decided which instruments you’ll replace each track with.
@@InceyWincey No, you can't just repplace the instruments, he can not have downloaded the project file in itself, but the rendered track as a mp3, which means, he still needs to create the song from 0, based on the original one. Doesn't take THAT much work, but definitely more than 10 sec
@@superbilly283 It is very likely that .midi files were used. When importing .midi files into a DAW it is as easy as dragging the preferred instrument to the correct track.
@@BLyat-kg7js Oh so you think Eminem gave this random person his midi files for free 😂
By mine troth, the melodies of this noble music are truly wondrous and fair! The harmonies do lift the spirit and transport the soul to realms most divine. Verily, such strains are a balm to the heart and a joy to mine ears. One cannot help but be enchanted by the richness and grace of these melodious airs. Truly, a marvel to behold!
WHY youtube is showing me this a year later?? THIS IS GOLD, amazing mindblowing masterpiece. It's so good to do stuff, love it
SAAAME!!!
same here dude xD so good
Yep, the algorithm did it again
glad to see I'm not the only one who was robbed of this for a whole year XD
same
This has absolutely no right being this good.
The True Lord Shady and Lose Thyself are better than most things Beethoven did. Immediately makes me think of Allegro by Mozart. Absolutely popping.
right?
This part is sick!! ua-cam.com/video/_fhDVVfELsM/v-deo.html
There were no rights to even begin within this time period. There were only executions & brutal punishments lmao! xDDD
But you are right, this is good! Therefore let's have a toast & enjoy this altogether Brothers & Sisters! :)
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
Hope your palms aren't sweaty, your knees strong and your arms not heavy. also maybe don't vomit on thy armour
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🐀🔥💀🔥
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE GUILLOTINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Em nome de jesus cristo, nós derrotaremos os muçulmanos em nossa guerra santa, ao som de slim shady.
Bumping this in my pocket while i mop floors...my co-worker asked if that's castle music...i said no, its Shady Bardcore...medievil eminem...💯🖤💢
Wow! It is almost unbelievable that people centuries ago wrote these melodies... I am glad Eminem discovered these sounds and remade them. Thanks for the upload!
👋🏻😊
Really ? You're not serious, are you? Centuries ? 😂
@@christophe1988 yes, I believe it was like 500 years ago. And even more if we consider the medieval times to begin at around 1000AD.
And then it's hard to transcribe them cause they probably didn't use the same 7 note system. Eminem is very knowledgeable of these things apparently.
But it's not a bad thing. I don't consider it a theft at all.
@@SipanTselikerI see.
The music has to come from somewhere, you would say.
I thought it was made by computer. A bit like GarageBand.
It's crazy ! 😮
Indeed, Eminem does not steal, he inspires himself. A true poet of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. ❤
@@christophe1988 Maybe they also did have computers in the middle ages. There is the "Magenta Theory" and it says that magenta is not found in nature apart from LCD screens, so how could people back then know it and paint it in art?
I think they had some kind of computers and they used them for producing music like in Garage band. And they were destroyed during the French revolution.
The past and its mysteries. 😉
I wonder what people would think of this if they could hear it back in medieval times.
Same here, that would be dope for them!
they would like it
They'd party to it with mead and dodgy rye bread!
@@paddington1670I think they actually wouldn't. A lot of musical taste is connected to a cultural context, one that they wouldn't have for this kind of song. It'd probably sound really bad to them, or possibly not even like music and more just like rhythmic sounds. Ofc I don't know for sure.
they cant not feel it,
used these as soundtrack music in my dnd campaign for the past five months. i have gotten several compliments about it, even been told it "sounded familiar, what movie is this from?"
they still don't know its eminem
@3,14 _ they were in fact 12 year olds. Some younger cousins
@3,14 _ you talk about him like he’s god lmao. I’m guessing you’ve been a long big time fan?
@3,14 _ so pretentious over a _misinterpretation_ of the comment lmao. They HAVE heard his songs - it explicitly says they found the music familiar. They just didn’t piece together that it’s Eminem because of how it’s been changed
@3,14 _ why is eminem the only rapper you like?
And that's why you are the DM.
For your service I will direct you to "Latin smells Like teen Spirit"
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"Cleaning out my closet", omg - this is so awesomeee!!! Love it!!!!!
I shall push upon the belove strap for ye have bestowed upon us a true master piece
Hiii Lamiine
Wssup man
sa7a 3idek -.-
I read your name backwards, and I'm hooked
ua-cam.com/video/wzSw-avt3P8/v-deo.html TAMEM CONCORDO
I came here for the video. I came for the music. I came for the comments. And i my friend im not disappointed 😂 this is art at its finest. Thou knoweth the way
Bard: What song would Your Highness please to listen?
Your Highness: Ass Like That.
Bard: Of course, excellent choice.
LMAO
Lol
LOOOL :D :D :D
To be fair, Ass like that is pretty fire with these instruments.
LELLL!
This sounds like gangster Santa's playlist lmao
I was not looking for this, but then I realized this is what I was looking for
Me, right now. So happy.
this was exactly what i was looking for
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD, OMG
lmao :D
:')
right????
lmao why ure here brooo
For the time is now that we delve balllllllllsssssss into the deep depths
This is actually the best Age of Empires soundtrack since original AoE II
So I'm not the only one that has noticed this hahah
@@anty77777 hell yeah!
Wololooooooooooooooooooooooooo
woh-lo loo -- woh-lo loo
chopper
53:58 (My Band) was my favourite because it sounded the most medieval out of all of them! But I LOVE these, this is what the world needs more of!! You have just earned yourself a lifetime subscriber.