Destroying Your Excuses For Not Practicing

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @bt8559
    @bt8559 5 років тому +3624

    3:56
    "I don't play an instrument"
    "Not an excuse. Still gotta practise"
    Asian parents in a nutshell

    • @danieleckert5008
      @danieleckert5008 5 років тому +99

      you could practice your voice, its an instrument too...

    • @lopezchristian1979
      @lopezchristian1979 5 років тому +69

      Or viola wait that not a instrument

    • @fionanicoleperez5689
      @fionanicoleperez5689 5 років тому +7

      So true haha

    • @jaimiekim3730
      @jaimiekim3730 5 років тому +24

      no instrument huh....bang on a table, chair, wait I know your head it's all about percussion ^-^

    • @kiyu11294
      @kiyu11294 5 років тому +3

      #spoiler alert

  • @jadewatson3198
    @jadewatson3198 5 років тому +9481

    "grab your instruments"
    me, a singer: very hesitantly grabs my own throat

  • @ryanxu288
    @ryanxu288 5 років тому +4811

    Eddy and Brett: "Grab your instruments"
    Me, a pianist: *cries*

    • @roku401
      @roku401 5 років тому +74

      Sooo relatable......

    • @joannadia3120
      @joannadia3120 5 років тому +131

      My piano is upstairs

    • @ShankarKumar-id8gb
      @ShankarKumar-id8gb 5 років тому +17

      Yep

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 років тому +50

      **Dead**
      I wish I could literally lol right now, but I already laughed so much from this and a previous video that my dad got upset and asked me to quite myself already. Ugh, weekend at dad's a blast (yeah it is, I'm just ranting cos i can)

    • @metalbird8348
      @metalbird8348 5 років тому +50

      I play drums what do I have to say

  • @serendi_pitty
    @serendi_pitty 4 роки тому +664

    Watching this video, I thought of an excuse:
    “My teacher confiscated my violin because I kept playing it in class instead of paying attention to her.”

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao I really did that multiple times when we had someone jumping in for our teacher and says: Do what you want, just leave me in peace xD

    • @serendi_pitty
      @serendi_pitty 4 роки тому +2

      What class was it?

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 роки тому +8

      Oh, the substitute for our regular teacher. And I will first quickly look for an empty room and then just start there xD It's often not more than 45minutes, but that results in me having more sleep that night... I take every opportunity cause if I get home after all my stuff at usual 8pm - 11pm, I still have my own practise to do and homework and studying... So yeah, I practise whenever and whereever I can between all my appointments 😅

    • @lol-ks4ol
      @lol-ks4ol Рік тому +1

      I thought of: I'm not at home and my intrument isn't with me

    • @futoore
      @futoore Рік тому

      “Go get a new one”

  • @eeblebeeble
    @eeblebeeble 5 років тому +2589

    “Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic”
    WELL NO MORE ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAYS

    • @chickennuggets3255
      @chickennuggets3255 4 роки тому +7

      im ur 69th like lol 😂

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +20

      lol ima show this to my english teacher

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 роки тому +17

      But that statement itself is a reason...

    • @Oolampara_Chekkan
      @Oolampara_Chekkan 2 роки тому +4

      excuses are just reasongs disguised by logic

    • @saraminella5448
      @saraminella5448 10 місяців тому

      As someone said to me: "reason will always make you feel right, like a loyal dog, but it will not make you know the truth"

  • @reirei8699
    @reirei8699 5 років тому +3817

    if your violin is lazy tell it that it will start to get fat and become a viola that should get it practicing!

    • @maurmi
      @maurmi 5 років тому +63

      😁 Good one!

    • @zsigmondstahl4445
      @zsigmondstahl4445 5 років тому +32

      Oooooh true!!!

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 5 років тому +117

      this made me get up and grab my violin

    • @Afdch
      @Afdch 5 років тому +15

      lmao my thoughts exactly. almost word-by-word!

    • @slayerash7760
      @slayerash7760 5 років тому +11

      rei rei LMAO 😂😂🤣

  • @Adomas_B
    @Adomas_B 4 роки тому +1668

    Me: Okay, gonna practice at 4
    Clock couple of minutes later: 4:01
    Me: Guess I'm practicing at 5

  • @GabsARV
    @GabsARV 3 роки тому +228

    "Grab your instrument"
    Me who has a 600kg Bosendorfer piano: "ok"

    • @treeswithbears
      @treeswithbears 3 роки тому +14

      Now thats a flex 🤩
      You're lucky tho :)

  • @francinebelisario4118
    @francinebelisario4118 5 років тому +2712

    "My violin ate my dog" oh how the turn have tables

    • @creativecloudcats1735
      @creativecloudcats1735 5 років тому +55

      Francine Belisario underrated comment

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 років тому +45

      @@creativecloudcats1735 mean you comment underrated.

    • @ce-uphoric
      @ce-uphoric 5 років тому +8

      yes, the tables have turned

    • @creativecloudcats1735
      @creativecloudcats1735 5 років тому +2

      Jancristoff Ruiz what?

    • @viola4825
      @viola4825 5 років тому +19

      Jiaxi Xiao Noo! You’re saying it wrong! It’s the turn have tables! Learn!

  • @plp2644
    @plp2644 5 років тому +3829

    I just pretend an asian mom is around the corner at all times

    • @cookyisshooky5044
      @cookyisshooky5044 5 років тому +67

      Haha me too, best way to help me practice piano 😂

    • @lfelly6223
      @lfelly6223 5 років тому +114

      Eddy the mom: Huh! You have to practice La!

    • @kaninavalentini9962
      @kaninavalentini9962 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hahalord7294
      @hahalord7294 5 років тому +76

      I don't need to pretend lol

    • @perdykool
      @perdykool 5 років тому +3

      Bahhaha that's great

  • @sophial8910
    @sophial8910 4 роки тому +3627

    I was in band and one kid said that his mom ate his instrument

  • @jay-m8x3v
    @jay-m8x3v 4 роки тому +322

    Brett: "instruments are just in their case"
    Me: *laughing in harpist*

    • @ddlcfan8947
      @ddlcfan8947 4 роки тому +22

      Otaku Muffin *laughs in piano*

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 роки тому +17

      Bach: **cries in organist**

    • @minired7477
      @minired7477 4 роки тому +14

      *laughs in vocalists*I dunno if I spelt that correctly...

    • @fibulette0809
      @fibulette0809 3 роки тому +4

      So relatable! It's great to find a fellow harpist!

    • @jay-m8x3v
      @jay-m8x3v 3 роки тому +2

      @@fibulette0809 same! 🌸

  • @xiaosupremacy6943
    @xiaosupremacy6943 5 років тому +1630

    “I’ll do it tomorrow”
    *It’s tomorrow somewhere in the world*

    • @fredericktay9968
      @fredericktay9968 4 роки тому +28

      Sike I live in Australia

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 4 роки тому +2

      Only after noon

    • @tess_eract4832
      @tess_eract4832 4 роки тому +12

      "...I'll do it yesterday.."

    • @beraulgd3662
      @beraulgd3662 4 роки тому +10

      Or... if you are in an area of the world that is “tomorrow”...
      “I’ll do it tomorrow”
      *It’s yesterday somewhere in the world*

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 4 роки тому +3

      Unless you're in Australia

  • @thelol7956
    @thelol7956 5 років тому +1033

    *_My flute is dead because it saw that flute stripper guy_*

    • @bunnysenpaimon6742
      @bunnysenpaimon6742 5 років тому +13

      HAHA

    • @bencris2bal511
      @bencris2bal511 5 років тому +2

      lololol

    • @joys2890
      @joys2890 5 років тому +7

      HAHAHHAAHAOMG AS A FLUTE PLAYER I CAN RELATE

    • @sagem5829
      @sagem5829 5 років тому +8

      Have you tried taking the head joint out then puting it back in?

    • @lapaula_fj_
      @lapaula_fj_ 5 років тому

      RIP
      That guy did a complete sAcrILegE...

  • @parsataherkhani6043
    @parsataherkhani6043 5 років тому +758

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic. Eddy Chen 2019

    • @emadmary4271
      @emadmary4271 5 років тому +8

      Um yes because an excuse isn't necessarily evading something it more like incapable of doing it currently which should make sense but for some reason people define it as making up reasons to avoid doing something. Revise your English terminology people !

    • @rico6546
      @rico6546 5 років тому

      parsa taherkhani I have kid who I know called Parsa.

    • @parsataherkhani6043
      @parsataherkhani6043 5 років тому

      @@rico6546 awh That's very humbling hope you all forever be happy together.

  • @ericrickert3045
    @ericrickert3045 4 роки тому +119

    My wife yelled at me to "stop making that noise!"
    So I waited for her to walk the dog and then did practicing while she was out. Planning to get sound-proofing for the game room.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir 3 роки тому +31

      Tell your wife that if she has the time to be a critic then she should be practicing too.

  • @vasilikaranos8603
    @vasilikaranos8603 4 роки тому +707

    Eddy and Brett: grab ur instrument
    Me: but it’s 1 am

    • @russia2587
      @russia2587 4 роки тому +41

      Excuse

    • @aerolivin7346
      @aerolivin7346 4 роки тому +27

      2 am.
      improvise, adapt, overcome.

    • @icecubes9056
      @icecubes9056 4 роки тому +16

      TwoSet: grab ur instrument
      Me: but my bottom half is paralyzed and my instrument is downstairs
      TwoSet: NO EXCUSES!!!
      okokokokok don't hurt me plz this is a joke

    • @veronicaserrano9777
      @veronicaserrano9777 4 роки тому +4

      Same 👁👄👁 and I’m a couple months late

    • @HAngeli
      @HAngeli 4 роки тому +2

      no excuses!

  • @luuveon
    @luuveon 4 роки тому +1261

    8:14
    Brett and Eddy: pause the video and grab your instruments
    Pianists: -_-

  • @sweetsalt1032
    @sweetsalt1032 4 роки тому +2090

    “My dog ate my instrument”
    L a u g h s I n C e l l o

    • @dorothy_w5720
      @dorothy_w5720 4 роки тому +144

      Imagine a piano lmao

    • @saeran5322
      @saeran5322 4 роки тому +51

      @@dorothy_w5720 imagine you have the Wanamaker Organ lmao

    • @atyco9186
      @atyco9186 4 роки тому +39

      *cries in harp*

    • @rubyyp2182
      @rubyyp2182 4 роки тому +5

      Cries*

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 4 роки тому +43

      **L a u g h s i n d o u b l e b a s s**

  • @cerianneselio4856
    @cerianneselio4856 2 роки тому +140

    I'm 44 in a month's time. I started learning violin 3 weeks ago. I sound awful, but not as awful as I did 3 weeks ago. Practice everyday. No excuses. Even if I only do 30 minutes. In three weeks I will sound less awful than today.

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Рік тому +8

      How are you doing?

    • @az-bp7ns
      @az-bp7ns Рік тому +4

      I started at 37, 6 weeks ago... These days I am all happy that after six weeks I don't need to think which string which finger and I think I sound decent for 6 weeks... So you are in for like 10 months. How is it going?

    • @cerianneselio4856
      @cerianneselio4856 Рік тому

      @@az-bp7ns a lot better thank you. Exploring different pieces and challenging myself. Not even attempting vibrato yet. How are you getting on?

    • @az-bp7ns
      @az-bp7ns Рік тому +1

      @@cerianneselio4856 I am quite happy with the progress... I was quite unhappy with all the technique in the first hours and always open string playing. But I understand why it is necessary. I played a few instruments before.. So reading notes and understanding the concept of music did help quite a lot. At what point does vibrato come in? Some say at around 2nd year is that correct? Do you self study or do you have a teacher?

    • @cerianneselio4856
      @cerianneselio4856 Рік тому +3

      @@az-bp7ns I am teaching myself with the suzuki method and a you tuber called Pro am strings. I'm on book 2 of the suzuki method and I've kinda halted the learning as I'm just enjoying playing different music and trying out different bow techniques. I'm in no rush. From what I can gather vibrato happens when it wants to happen and its not something to be rushed or forced. I tried it a few times and I was just shaking my violin rather then my finger doing the work 😂. Must have been a funny sight.

  • @syzygy-lune1330
    @syzygy-lune1330 4 роки тому +605

    “I broke my finger...”
    “USE YOUR OTHER FOUR-“

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 роки тому +32

      "i broke all my fingers"
      _"USE YOUR FEET"_
      "i don't have feet"

    • @HAngeli
      @HAngeli 4 роки тому +19

      @@teraspeXt use your mouth, play the harmonica.

    • @cooikemint
      @cooikemint 4 роки тому +4

      H Angeli (using text to speech) i dont have a mouth

    • @PulledPurk
      @PulledPurk 4 роки тому +1

      THumBS not A fINgEERr

    • @aylenvillarreal5439
      @aylenvillarreal5439 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a pianist. There was a time when my life was really... let's say unpleasant-enslaved as a housewife in charge of cleaning 3 houses, meals, work, school, english academy, concervatory. One day I was in a fucking rush: I just got back from school at 12.40 pm, I was cooking lunch, and I also had to do the laundry and the ironing as well as cleaning the kitchen and I had to be in the concervatory at 14.30, which was at 20 minutes walk away so by 14.10 I had to finish or else I would be late (I was 15,btw). In the middle of the rush, I end up burning my whole right hand with boiling oil. It was a hell of a burn and I couldn't move it. I covered it with toothpaste, wrapped it up with kitchen towels and got going (while crying and swearing, of course). You should have seen the face of my piano teacher when I show up later that evening. She gave me a lecture on taking care of my hands and so on, while also trying to speak some sense into me, that I couldn't keep that lifestyle and that I was being abused and that I should let people help me. Depression aside, I was still going to my classes despite my 2nd degree burns and practicing using only the left hand xD. So... There are really no excuses XDDDD.

  • @tamtube9758
    @tamtube9758 5 років тому +437

    When they said “grab your instrument” I ran to the piano and hugged it...

    • @thetov1896
      @thetov1896 5 років тому +1

      You just got 30 likes 👍🏻

    • @tamtube9758
      @tamtube9758 5 років тому

      the tov yup I noticed

    • @AnitaSleap1080z
      @AnitaSleap1080z 5 років тому +6

      Cute visual lol

    • @kyaaa4485
      @kyaaa4485 5 років тому +7

      finally someone who understands that ‘grab’ does not necessarily mean ‘pick up’ 😂

    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 4 роки тому

      and then the piano crushes you

  • @TheKelliestKelly
    @TheKelliestKelly 5 років тому +664

    "Pause this video and go grab your instrument."
    I don't think I'm strong enough to lift my piano

    • @Cryseris
      @Cryseris 4 роки тому +41

      Your just lazy

    • @noanRUA
      @noanRUA 4 роки тому +47

      No excuses!!

    • @octave11thpianist58
      @octave11thpianist58 4 роки тому +39

      Practice picking up your piano then!

    • @petsandmyths
      @petsandmyths 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't have to pause it to grab my uke XD

    • @berriesanne2844
      @berriesanne2844 4 роки тому +1

      Go and bring your phone to the piano and practice over there

  • @shawiez2981
    @shawiez2981 4 роки тому +86

    my reasons why I can't practice the violin everyday
    1.I need to practice digital art
    2.I need to practice drawing(not digitally) and blending with limited colors
    3.I need to write and update my stories
    4.I need to study hard, and practices in school take a lot of time too... mon to sat...
    5.I just recently ran out of e strings and I can't go out so I'm waiting for the delivery

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 роки тому +4

      Literally same
      What a coincidence!

    • @henriqueoliveiraschneider1194
      @henriqueoliveiraschneider1194 3 роки тому

      Just think that music is food, u need food, u need practice and u will fit it in and go out grab food/strings and eat/play it. Fulfill your soul

    • @shawiez2981
      @shawiez2981 3 роки тому +2

      @@henriqueoliveiraschneider1194 OwO I kinda learn(well maybe I'm still learning) to kinda adjust to schedules.

    • @mallerschwab980
      @mallerschwab980 2 роки тому

      That's amazing that you do art and writing

    • @shevontea
      @shevontea 6 місяців тому

      art and writing are temporary music is forever

  • @soulmas520
    @soulmas520 5 років тому +1933

    A Violin player who doesn't want to practice is just a guy with an extremely expensive piece of wood
    edit:
    Thanks for the likes!
    Totally took me by surprise!

  • @IAMPEPPI
    @IAMPEPPI 5 років тому +591

    As a PreMed student, I’m replacing “practicing” with “studying”. Still motivating me to continue my studies 😁

    • @TheRocketbabydoll
      @TheRocketbabydoll 4 роки тому +21

      Just wait till you are a qualified doctor, then you’ll be practicing for 12hrs at a time 😂

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir 3 роки тому +18

      Ling Ling practices 40hrs a day and is Doctor

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 2 роки тому

      @@TheRocketbabydoll 40*

    • @sophiaB270
      @sophiaB270 2 роки тому +3

      My exam is tomorrow...thanks for this comment lol, never thought of it that way😅

    • @___Alina___24
      @___Alina___24 2 роки тому +3

      @@sophiaB270 you all are challenging your brain in two ways. Mad respect.

  • @hermionegranger2484
    @hermionegranger2484 5 років тому +361

    *My music teacher:* PRACTICE!
    *My soccer coach:* PRACTICE!
    *Me:* so do they cancel each other out??? 🧐

    • @fknutz4400
      @fknutz4400 5 років тому +49

      If you're not goalkeeper, that leaves two perfectly good hands free for practice. If you are, then just do it while your team is on offense and take a break when you're defending.

    • @ryann2515
      @ryann2515 5 років тому +8

      Do both

    • @ryann2515
      @ryann2515 5 років тому +11

      At the same time

    • @jbertucci
      @jbertucci 5 років тому +4

      hahahaH. No. Go practice.

    • @florailonastahl2609
      @florailonastahl2609 5 років тому +4

      Music is more important

  • @lumine1623
    @lumine1623 4 роки тому +48

    Twoset: grab your instrument. Me who plays the piano and it’s 12:16 am and my family is asleep: 👁👄👁

  • @fubbacute
    @fubbacute 5 років тому +1422

    Others: "but.."
    Twoset: *YOU STILL HAVE TO PRACTICE*
    A fan: I play viola
    Brett: ....fair enough

  • @dallaspepper2162
    @dallaspepper2162 5 років тому +835

    "Step one: pause the vid and grab your instrument"
    Pianist on lunch break at work: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    • @janetb5913
      @janetb5913 4 роки тому +21

      Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

    • @milklab-milky2586
      @milklab-milky2586 4 роки тому +8

      Yes
      Patrick
      It
      is

    • @andreaswennberg9542
      @andreaswennberg9542 4 роки тому +4

      Make 8 lines and practices your C scale 😁
      PS, don't touch your piano before you take a shower.

    • @mastersofclassicalmusic7346
      @mastersofclassicalmusic7346 4 роки тому +7

      *"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."*

    • @mitelske2574
      @mitelske2574 4 роки тому +1

      Davie504 told it is, so mayo is an instrument

  • @eliwood8023
    @eliwood8023 5 років тому +305

    I laughed at this video because I practise all the time, not procrastinate
    Until I realized that I've been practicing to procrastinate with my Calculus.

    • @CryingoverDazaicomau
      @CryingoverDazaicomau 5 років тому +27

      E C THAT’S SUCH A MOOD DJSKOAKDJS WHEN YOU DONT WANNA DO MATHS SO YOU PROCRASTINATE BY PRACTISING

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 5 років тому +1

      You read WITH your calculus?

    • @alusias3183
      @alusias3183 5 років тому +2

      big mood xD I hate math so much that I’d do anything to procrastinate that

  • @lizardcam
    @lizardcam 4 роки тому +35

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic is my favourite quote

  • @illuminatedchalamet
    @illuminatedchalamet 5 років тому +179

    "reasons are just excuses disguised by logic" - eddy chen, 2019

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 4 роки тому +450

    "My dog ate my intrustment"
    Me: Then practice your instrument in your dog. Or just practice your dog.

  • @sweeteikmel
    @sweeteikmel 5 років тому +802

    Practice!!!
    Me: "I don't have an instrument"
    Mom: "Ling ling can play a full sonata without any instrument just by practicing for 72 hours"

  • @ebonyrose3871
    @ebonyrose3871 4 роки тому +35

    7:46
    Eddy as stuffed dog: *is dying* practice 3000
    Me: *dies in nerd*

  • @michaelwoon
    @michaelwoon 4 роки тому +739

    normal musicians: I'm too busy working to practice
    people who play more than one instrument: I'm too busy practicing to practice

    • @diuga
      @diuga 3 роки тому +36

      As a polyglot I can relate that 😂 my excuse of not studying Spanish is studying Japanese

    • @islaemous2299
      @islaemous2299 3 роки тому +3

      True

    • @LingLingTheBassPlayer
      @LingLingTheBassPlayer 3 роки тому +5

      Yes it's like I can't practice because I'm practicing!

    • @sjbass26
      @sjbass26 2 роки тому

      literally

    • @Zoey5374
      @Zoey5374 2 роки тому +3

      Yep…. I should practice my bass clarinet for band more often…. But my ukulele is closer and I haven’t been playing it as long…. And my keyboard is over there and I barely know how to play, just easy stuff…. Then sometimes I practice my music for band on my keyboard even though I can’t play it as well and it doesn’t really help….. Then there’s the guitar that I haven’t picked up forever and my excuse is the ukulele is an easier smaller version… :)

  • @Qiushi1
    @Qiushi1 5 років тому +302

    "I don't have the twoset practice merch so I can't practice"

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 роки тому +5

      @Pandawa im too poor to buy it

    • @Survivalistsurviv
      @Survivalistsurviv 4 роки тому +6

      GBK Games sell your device, buy it and PRACTICE

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 роки тому

      @@Survivalistsurviv my device is worth less than 1 twoset logo lol

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 роки тому

      @@Survivalistsurviv and even tho I still try to practice

    • @Survivalistsurviv
      @Survivalistsurviv 4 роки тому

      @@gbkgames2087 It was a joke chill

  • @liz9212
    @liz9212 5 років тому +1384

    people clicked onto this twoset video faster than sacrilegious boy playing the violin

  • @calvinzhang4323
    @calvinzhang4323 4 роки тому +35

    Twoset: "GRAB UR INSTRUMENT
    moi: my instrument is sleeping

    • @blueiscooll
      @blueiscooll 3 роки тому +1

      Sweet dreams for ur instrument lmao

  • @MarshalSheyth
    @MarshalSheyth 4 роки тому +498

    “My violin ate my dog” - Twitter procrastinator

    • @owenc9217
      @owenc9217 2 роки тому +3

      I had to to put it down :(

    • @anko_dtm
      @anko_dtm 2 роки тому

      @@owenc9217 your violin, right?

  • @sarahbobara293
    @sarahbobara293 5 років тому +793

    5 Minutes of Summer, the newest boy group where their songs only consist of scales

    • @rockkid1412
      @rockkid1412 5 років тому +66

      5 Seconds of Scales

    • @lapaula_fj_
      @lapaula_fj_ 5 років тому +16

      Out of tune scales because they don't practice!

    • @austintubb4742
      @austintubb4742 5 років тому +2

      Pentatonic (5 note) scales

    • @Needlenoseplierss
      @Needlenoseplierss 5 років тому +2

      5sos but every song is on a classical instrument

  • @3gc42bx
    @3gc42bx 5 років тому +389

    Instructions unclear. Broke the whole church trying to grab an organ.

    • @saltezers2242
      @saltezers2242 5 років тому +25

      At my friend's wedding the organ player messed up bad. The vicar said "Stop the organ". The organ guy died of heart attack.

    • @miehiiep
      @miehiiep 5 років тому

      An oRgAn!

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 років тому +11

      Also why would ya grab an organ, and not even a specific one? I mean, you can't make much music out of kidneys or a liver, ya know...
      (I'll see myself out, now)

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 років тому +4

      God dammit I hate it when that happens

  • @ThePhantazmya
    @ThePhantazmya 3 роки тому +56

    Eddy is like the hot teacher you have a crush on and Brett is like your down to earth dad that you love a lot. Go PRACTICE!

    • @mouhiazeck
      @mouhiazeck Рік тому +2

      Such projection in this comment

    • @athaya2992
      @athaya2992 Рік тому +1

      daddy issues is heavy on this one... 👀

  • @yveechu2799
    @yveechu2799 5 років тому +257

    “What’s your reason for not practicing?”
    * doesn’t play instrument *
    * sweats nervously *

    • @alexafinishmydegree112
      @alexafinishmydegree112 5 років тому +2

      Yvonne
      my hands: are (pasmado) sweaty
      my instrument: *sweats nervously*

    • @louisseruns4712
      @louisseruns4712 5 років тому +1

      @@alexafinishmydegree112 relate 😭

    • @maua2848
      @maua2848 5 років тому

      Yvonne it doesnt matter ling ling 40 hours must be accomplished daily :)))))

  • @DisNotRJ
    @DisNotRJ 5 років тому +519

    "Practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect so why practice?" - Kurt Cobain

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 років тому +24

      because you can get close to perfection even if you cant be it maybe. cobain was a famous cynic

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 5 років тому +17

      jub8891 I wanna r/whooosh this

    • @J1Bigtime
      @J1Bigtime 5 років тому +45

      “Perfect practice makes perfect. If you practice the wrong thing, you just get better at doing it wrong.” - Me to all my students

    • @BJB104
      @BJB104 5 років тому +7

      He may have been high when he said this..

    • @wilbur_chrishu170
      @wilbur_chrishu170 5 років тому

      You are nobody

  • @Lynn-fb1kp
    @Lynn-fb1kp 5 років тому +682

    I’m not watching this video anymore
    I’m going to PRACTICE now. No excuses.

  • @diuga
    @diuga 3 роки тому +9

    If there's any excuse for me to not practice, it's because I'm not in a good mood and I don't feel happy doing anything. But looking at my cell phone and wasting my time won't make my mood any better, and forcing myself to really get some work done sometimes makes my mood better 🙂

  • @gabrielgan2971
    @gabrielgan2971 5 років тому +719

    Brett: Instruments are just in a case to be nourished and played by you
    Me: Looks at my piano
    Me: What happened to my piano case?
    Me: Did I get scammed when I bought my piano?

  • @JHgamer7391
    @JHgamer7391 5 років тому +3100

    Step one: pause the vid and grab your instrument
    Pianists: ……how? It's too wide and heavy!
    Edit: Thanks for the likes lmao
    Thanks twoset for the heart
    Sad it goes away when I edit it

    • @TypodPikachu
      @TypodPikachu 5 років тому +364

      DJs aren't real musicians. They just push buttons
      Pianists:

    • @NoOne-hl2eo
      @NoOne-hl2eo 5 років тому +113

      peenist

    • @sidharthkm5030
      @sidharthkm5030 5 років тому +60

      They could grab it, they just can't bring it over

    • @trodat07
      @trodat07 5 років тому +19

      That's what the melodica exists for.

    • @apocalypse1516
      @apocalypse1516 5 років тому +140

      no excuses, go grab that piano

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +444

    I need to practice on my practicing excuses because it's still practicing and it counts as practicing, despite it being against practicing, but it still counts as practicing.

  • @minecraftion25565
    @minecraftion25565 4 роки тому +16

    3:55 Eddy's comment single-handedly made me pick up the violin. It's been a month, and I'm so glad I started practicing!

  • @kyaaa4485
    @kyaaa4485 5 років тому +573

    oh, it's three months until december? i hope you guys have been practising! 😏😏😏

  • @a.khanage4599
    @a.khanage4599 5 років тому +229

    My favourite part of end game was when Tony Stark said: "Practice 3000"

  • @anima379
    @anima379 5 років тому +670

    me: I should practice!
    _pulls out music stand_
    _places sheet music on stand_
    _opens case_
    _removes blanket_
    _takes out violin_
    _puts shoulder rest on_
    _takes out bow_
    _tightens bow hairs_
    _rosins bow_
    me: nice I'm ready to practice!
    -my brain: nope-
    me: don't listen to it
    _tunes violin_
    -my brain: -_-NOPE-_
    me: _DO NOT LISTEN TO IT_
    _plays a scale_
    my brain: *N O P E*
    ...
    _puts down violin_
    _watches UA-cam videos_
    *DEFEAT*

    • @tw6704
      @tw6704 5 років тому +24

      Extremely relatable

    • @laurachiriac1336
      @laurachiriac1336 5 років тому +7

      Same, I felt that. Tho this is wrong. GO PRACTICE!

    • @XxCherylMichelleXx
      @XxCherylMichelleXx 5 років тому +1

      Hello fellow cherry 🍒 😘😜

    • @PrinceWesterburg
      @PrinceWesterburg 5 років тому +5

      BUT YOU HAD THE TIME TO TYPE THAT OUT - NOW GO PRACTICE!!!!!

    • @XxCherylMichelleXx
      @XxCherylMichelleXx 5 років тому

      @@PrinceWesterburg 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂

  • @Chibihualian
    @Chibihualian 4 роки тому +17

    My excuses:
    -I’m too lazy
    -It’s rlly late
    -I have homework

  • @DictionaryMath5903
    @DictionaryMath5903 5 років тому +207

    TwoSet: "But time is just a concept. So if you think of tomorrow now, then it's now."
    Me: *starts playing in the quad at 3 in the morning*
    Guard: "Sir, what are you doing? The charity event isn't until next week."
    Me: "Oh no, no...See, time is just a concept"

  • @lezhilo772
    @lezhilo772 5 років тому +225

    Well if your violin ate your dog then YOU'D BETTER PRACTICE BEFORE IT EATS YOU TOO!

    • @NocturnalCachalot
      @NocturnalCachalot 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @parizadn8691
      @parizadn8691 5 років тому +5

      INTERESTINNGGG👀👀👀👀

    • @imacow5228
      @imacow5228 5 років тому +3

      Underrated😂😂

    • @extremebooklover
      @extremebooklover 5 років тому +3

      the only reason your violin had the chance to eat your dog was because YOU WEREN'T PRACTICING

  • @fredericchopin3879
    @fredericchopin3879 5 років тому +156

    My teacher: Have you practiced this week?
    Me: My dog ate my violin.
    Teacher: I know you don't have a dog.
    Me: Okay I ate my violin🙅

  • @stanleyshepherd-brown6004
    @stanleyshepherd-brown6004 4 роки тому +15

    U stop practicing for a while but when I started watching two set I started practicing again. I have Improved alot. Thanks twoset I owe you alot. ❤️

  • @GG-zx8gf
    @GG-zx8gf 5 років тому +501

    What about your excuses for not posting the next tour dates?!!?

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 років тому +13

      Word
      also, goddamn what about going actually WORLD tour, ans showing up in, like, I dunno, Israel?

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 років тому +10

      Hylie Prongs F. Zeldin they should go to places theyve never toured before, they would still sell out their shows

    • @violymhi
      @violymhi 5 років тому +1

      @@hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 yes they should come to Israel!!

    • @sadlylotus1872
      @sadlylotus1872 5 років тому

      Hylie Prongs F. Zeldin Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Israel at war right now?

  • @Randombandkid
    @Randombandkid 4 роки тому +143

    "My violin is lazy."
    Uno Reverse card

    • @wubbie8152
      @wubbie8152 4 роки тому +6

      my lazy is violin?
      jk i get the joke

  • @dalrhnaaee
    @dalrhnaaee 4 роки тому +782

    Brett: “Instruments are just in a case.”
    Me: Looks at my drum kit.
    Later
    Eddy: “Go grab your instrument”
    Me: Slowly waddles over to my drum kit.

    • @bobwon11
      @bobwon11 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 роки тому +5

      Triangle players: 😶😶😶

    • @adforfun3675
      @adforfun3675 4 роки тому

      Drums: Come hither, fool!
      You: *miserably jingling across the floor

  • @influennzapyloric4073
    @influennzapyloric4073 4 роки тому +8

    9:00 "Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic." Dude, that was deep! 👏

  • @nekomantress9273
    @nekomantress9273 4 роки тому +478

    I'm struggling with depression, the only excuse of mine for not practicing is that I'm dying inside and can see no point in things. Hopefully it's gonna be easier for me as soon as I keep watching your videos. It's what I've been doing since weeks and somehow I still seem alive. I've really liked the moment when you both grabbed all the visualized excuses, squished them into a trash ball, and smashed them at the table. In my mind, while looking at it, I tried to do the same about my depression and all the struggles. It was a really comforting moment.
    Keep making the videos, guys. Thank you so much for any minute of your time and dedication to our community. Literally I can't live without you and your sense of humour. May Ling Ling be with you.

    • @Ely76
      @Ely76 4 роки тому +57

      Hey. How are you feeling today? Did you practice? Do you feel better? :-)

    • @nekomantress9273
      @nekomantress9273 4 роки тому +54

      @@Ely76, there are days I feel better, there are days I don't, though, I'm trying to practice, thanks ♥️

    • @Andrea-hc4kz
      @Andrea-hc4kz 4 роки тому +20

      I feel sorry for you, but I hope you're getting better and better. It surely doesn't feel good, as if you're trapped in a hollow space and you wanna get out of it and do fun things but there ain't no way, right? I think you don't need to rush somehow, take your time to heal (by anything positively good surely), to get out from 'the trap' of the depression, at least first try to find the reasons to get back to practicing again. It's probabably not easy but it's possible, you can do it! :) And when you can start practicing, think about what your heart desires, what songs/pieces that you love etc, just anything calming and relieving. I hope it helps! Get better soon :)

    • @arsonace732
      @arsonace732 4 роки тому +19

      Hey honey, Idk what made you feel like this, but I just wanna say Ik how u feel and I promise you'll overcome it. You are worth everything in this world and I hope that yk that there are people who care for you. And if there aren't, then I care for u. Keep going, you'll reach there!! ❤️❤️

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 4 роки тому +7

      Read Eckhart Tolle Power of Now, ASAP. The point is not in the future, it is here in this very moment. If you step out of your mind for a second and just be with life, it's here.

  • @soupizgood
    @soupizgood 5 років тому +575

    "*everyone get your instruments*"
    Currently at my house: *11 PM*
    Me: *pulls out my saxophone*
    *PLAYS SAXOPHONE*
    My Mom sleeping on the couch in the room next to me: *"WHAT IN THE J WHAA IRISOWLWKE R U DOING!"*
    Me: *"practicing"*

  • @swwesha
    @swwesha 4 роки тому +44

    quarantine out there ravaging yall's excuses
    NOW LING LING BE PRACTICING *40 YEARS A DAY*

  • @smritiivaturi8391
    @smritiivaturi8391 5 років тому +364

    2:52 Of course it’s a Namjoon stan who says to practice lmaooooo

    • @Jhopemmaa
      @Jhopemmaa 5 років тому +33

      I was eating while watching and i heard him say namjoon and i was like wait what??😂😂

    • @robin-gg8me
      @robin-gg8me 5 років тому +3

      @@Jhopemmaa same lol

    • @bimyeon
      @bimyeon 5 років тому +2

      @@Jhopemmaa same same

    • @snowangel3220
      @snowangel3220 5 років тому +8

      eddy is an intellectual

    • @mackenziewestern6481
      @mackenziewestern6481 5 років тому +1

      AHAHAHAHHA

  • @PaperGub
    @PaperGub 5 років тому +350

    “my dog ate my instrument”
    “wow is the instrument ok?”
    what about the dog?

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому +10

      *It deserves to DIE for its sAcrIlEgIOUsnEss !* 😠😠😠
      Just kidding.
      After writing this comment, I feel the urge to go and hug my dog... 😙💕🐕💞

    • @jessahpaws
      @jessahpaws 5 років тому +1

      My instrument are my dog

    • @jelowo9877
      @jelowo9877 5 років тому

      Classic twoset

    • @macncheezit
      @macncheezit 5 років тому

      It's okay cause we've got ling ling insurance

    • @glyphiize8198
      @glyphiize8198 5 років тому

      I just love how I watched the video and read this at the same time, coincidence.

  • @brandonk.4864
    @brandonk.4864 5 років тому +354

    Who’s literally watching this vid while they’re supposed to be practicing?

  • @kaylaccabrera
    @kaylaccabrera 4 роки тому +11

    I can’t practice right now because my neighbors will complain and I’ll get kicked out and I won’t have any where to practice.

  • @nicoledaglaroglou3428
    @nicoledaglaroglou3428 4 роки тому +253

    Wait a minute
    YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME PRACTICE THAT'S A MIRACLE 👏😂

  • @abbeyphoenix1194
    @abbeyphoenix1194 5 років тому +113

    “I don’t have an instrument”
    Every Asian parent ever- ‘ *GO* *STUDY* *FOR* *MEDICAL* *SCHOOL* *AND* *GOOD* *GRADES!!!!!!!!!!!* ‘

    • @ak-wq6di
      @ak-wq6di 5 років тому +2

      Abbey Phoenix Asian parents also force you play many instruments I've played piano and viola (I'm Asian)

    • @abbeyphoenix1194
      @abbeyphoenix1194 5 років тому +2

      @@ak-wq6di VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG

    • @Waker-tr9zg
      @Waker-tr9zg 5 років тому

      I asian

  • @Ashingz
    @Ashingz 5 років тому +197

    Brett: My violin ate. My. Dog....
    *Classical Music Stops*

  • @bogumiabajor1696
    @bogumiabajor1696 4 роки тому +8

    I honestly have no idea why do people hate practicing...for me it’s the only moment in a day I can really rest...It’s the only good moment of day...

  • @liesalllies
    @liesalllies 5 років тому +148

    I don't play an instrument and this video guilted me into doing some push ups 😅

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 5 років тому +4

      It is going to be a better world when you practice! No doubt! Violin, push ups, you name it.

    • @Devil25036
      @Devil25036 5 років тому +3

      Your name says it all. All lies

    • @WithoutFearKAZ2Y5
      @WithoutFearKAZ2Y5 5 років тому +2

      I started working on one of my essays I was procrastinating on

  • @ChannelHandle825
    @ChannelHandle825 5 років тому +543

    Listen I *JUST* came on to UA-cam to avoid practicing, what the heck

    • @togz102
      @togz102 5 років тому +25

      Who told you that you can avoid practicing

    • @ChannelHandle825
      @ChannelHandle825 5 років тому +14

      @@togz102 my dumbass self

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 5 років тому +10

      @@ChannelHandle825 well tell your dumb ass to get your ass back to practice!

    • @ChannelHandle825
      @ChannelHandle825 5 років тому +5

      @@ieeee_. but if I practice now how will I watch the end of the video and see their fool proof way of always practicing??

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 5 років тому +5

      @@ChannelHandle825 You can watch the video whenever! As they said before, excuse!

  • @sebastianzaczek
    @sebastianzaczek 5 років тому +86

    Yesterday i made fun of these excuses
    Today i literally forgot i had rehersal

  • @juanhedderich
    @juanhedderich 4 роки тому +8

    Actually watching your videos are my best motivation to practice because I get reminded of how amazing music can be, and I want to be part of it.

  • @louisaneudorf1661
    @louisaneudorf1661 5 років тому +105

    Two set violin: "Now pause the video and go grab your instrument."
    Me: "Ok, i'll just go pick up my piano and be right back!"

    • @musicaltrill2138
      @musicaltrill2138 5 років тому +14

      Me: My instrument is my voice. How do I grab my voice??? *grabs throat* guess this works

    • @jelowo9877
      @jelowo9877 5 років тому +5

      Yumi Konika rips out vocal chords lungs diaphragm and all the involved parts
      Ok now what?

    • @musicaltrill2138
      @musicaltrill2138 5 років тому +4

      *shrug * guess I’ll die then!
      It’s so fun being a voice major in a music department. When people say things like “where’s your instrument?” Or “make sure you don’t forget your instrument!” You can have so much fun with responses.

    • @mikejacksson3287
      @mikejacksson3287 5 років тому

      A keyboard is already hard enough to pick up lmao

    • @samthepianoman
      @samthepianoman 5 років тому

      Watch this at the piano

  • @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ
    @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ 5 років тому +341

    Brett around 3:28: "my dad..."
    My brain: *"My dad ate my dog"*
    Lmao

  • @dragonmaster137
    @dragonmaster137 5 років тому +113

    BD: Why didn’t you practice your clarinet?
    Me: *Because I was practicing my oboe.*

    • @Amadea27
      @Amadea27 5 років тому +1

      I feel you. Just replaced oboe with flute.

    • @Julia-bc2ij
      @Julia-bc2ij 5 років тому +2

      YeS pRaCtIcE tHaT oBoE
      btw i play oboe (:

    • @chrollium6111
      @chrollium6111 5 років тому +6

      O b o i

  • @coolrobloxian9197
    @coolrobloxian9197 2 роки тому +3

    1:14 Like brett's facial expression nearly in all of the videos

  • @nonsensicalgarbage714
    @nonsensicalgarbage714 4 роки тому +78

    The perfect excuse:
    My violin is at the luthier and my bow is being rehaired

    • @aylenvillarreal5439
      @aylenvillarreal5439 4 роки тому +7

      You can still study: you can focus on understanding the indications, the musicality of the piece, perfectioning your sense of rhythm or memorizing your sheets so you don't have to read them again.

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 4 роки тому

      Where's your other violin?

    • @nonsensicalgarbage714
      @nonsensicalgarbage714 4 роки тому

      Ya'll have other violins

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 роки тому +1

      My luthier knows me xD:
      You need another violin/bow for this time again?
      I asked every time, now I don't have to cause that's settled xDD

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 роки тому +1

      Casually cries in pianist

  • @user-eq5qm9zq2l
    @user-eq5qm9zq2l 5 років тому +389

    Teacher: why didn't you practice?
    Me: my violin ate my turtle
    Vsco girls: gives my violin a metal straw

  • @claricelatisha
    @claricelatisha 4 роки тому +411

    😂
    Twoset: why are you not practicing?
    My violin ate my dog
    Brett: that’s a spooky... *_sacrilegious_* violin

  • @KB-nq8zb
    @KB-nq8zb 4 роки тому +7

    "grab your instruments"
    Me: **looks at my classical guitar that i just practiced with**

  • @phylion6067
    @phylion6067 5 років тому +100

    "Someone else was playing the family piano"
    -Story of my life

  • @thanhnguyenha4888
    @thanhnguyenha4888 5 років тому +189

    Violin is asleep...
    Brett: wEll BeCaUse iT’s DeaD???
    Violins: 😢🎻🎻

  • @a.g.8225
    @a.g.8225 5 років тому +375

    Subtly, this is a "roasting our subscribers" video, isn't it xD

    • @js-lr3xl
      @js-lr3xl 5 років тому +3

      It is >_

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 років тому +5

      You are perspicacious my friend

    • @laurenspring1628
      @laurenspring1628 5 років тому

      Yes it is😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nm6dr4uy3d
    @user-nm6dr4uy3d Рік тому +2

    I usually prepare a comforting cup of tea and sip on it while I practice 🥰🍵

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +51

    Person: *Is dead*
    No excuses!

    • @WhatAboutTheBee
      @WhatAboutTheBee 5 років тому +4

      We will need advance notice of the death before it can be accepted.

  • @Ammarah0
    @Ammarah0 4 роки тому +77

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic
    -Eddy

  • @Grace-gb9gg
    @Grace-gb9gg 5 років тому +55

    At my summer camp, I broke the practicing record. They called me Ling Ling

  • @DyingShadow-sw3ti
    @DyingShadow-sw3ti 4 роки тому +3

    1:33 “You are clear for takeoff”

  • @razzledazzledingdong2979
    @razzledazzledingdong2979 5 років тому +72

    My little sister has just, this week, started to learn how to play the violin. She's 9 and was SOOOO excited to learn. So much so that she just learned the strings and nothing else, and has to learn how to play "Twinkle twinkle Little Star".
    She has learned how to play part of it by day 3 cause she went and watch so many videos to practice better, and she had watched one of your videos (The one where you watched the Chinese Movie with the Classical and Traditional department compete) and she got some good pointers on how to hold the bow, with my help (I don't even play, but I watch too many of your videos). Plus, she found it funny.
    I guess I'm saying thank you, cause now I have someone to watch TwoSet videos with, and for just explaining even little things so simply. I just have to make sure she doesn't bully the violas, now, with her superiority

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому +2

      That's awesome ! 👏👏👏
      So happy for you, best wishes to both of you ! 🤗💞

  • @DNYL_
    @DNYL_ 5 років тому +80

    "Namjoon, you're right"
    Our president is always right

  • @sharenganesh_0292
    @sharenganesh_0292 5 років тому +47

    Compress these excuses till the point when they generate their own gravitational field... sucking in your hope and dreams..

  • @mahinooka5662
    @mahinooka5662 3 роки тому +3

    Twoset, your methods work, i'm watching this at 2 am and im actually getting up to practice right. now.

  • @hamzahaytham3940
    @hamzahaytham3940 5 років тому +40

    Everyone when watching twoset for the first time: WHAT THE HELL?!
    _After watching 40hrs a day_ : *LING LING*