Hard same! It makes me think of my Sims becoming doctors, gotta make sure they move up the professional ladder but then here I am stuck at the same job for 8 years 😂😂
@@katiewheeler9212 well games give quick reward for comparatively low effort, which can be good or bad depending on how you choose to use that activity. For instance, I rarely play..since I don't have energy to play games, only watch others do it.
3.5 🌟 " The manager made me feel very safe when he hit a random person who tried to steal my monitor. but he was not very helpful in trying to get rid of a ghost that always kept telling me I was bad at minecraft 2 😔"
@@bunnybaca Ah, i think i've actually seen that before, it's kinda of a shame. The art style is really nice and if i ever got money i'd like to get a commission in it's style.
Am I the only who finds it annoying that with loading it is %5 instead of 5%? No wait.... I should say: %5 is it loading with that annoying it finds who only I Am
Any time Kevin says "dollarinoes," or any other Flanders-style words, it makes me feel an immense amount of joy...it's the little things we pick up from the media we consume that really counts.
*Some hacker from Russia steals bitcoins from Kevin* Me, being Russian: Wait a sec...Mom! Please just don't tell me that uncle Vova found out our password for wifi again...
Kevin: I am going to do my best. Kevin a few moments later: I bought bit coins. Also Kevin: Someone hacked me and took my bitcoins.😢 I feel bad for Kevin he tried his best.😁👍
‘I’m not going to do anything worthwhile in my life’ Kevin-2019 Also Kevin: Uploads entertainment for thousands (or millions) of people everyday and is always hilarious.
Honestly the rate at which post offices are dying and the rate at which hipster cafe names are growing, Da Post Office as a 'cafe' name is completely understandable. Sounds like a sick brunch house to me.
Im sorry to hear that, I'm sending my love to you! ❤ just know that when something doesn't work out, when something or someone leaves your life, the space is about to be filled with better 🙂👍❤ don't feel discouraged! you deserve love and happiness and you will get it, stand in your strength and know your worth! Dont take anything less! ❤
It sucks you got your engagement broken off, but look at the bright side: you've been successful without someone before, you can stay successful now! (I'm trying to be optimistic)
@Juan Cortez Muro wow, you are disgusting. There's a person that's having a problem, and here you are, not even trying to help him feel better. Unbelievable.
0:03 **sees background of the game title screen** Oh hey cool, this is one of those games by the folks that rly like reusing assets from Firewatch xD That same background title screen is on at least three games by these folks.
Kevin opening a internet cafe reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer opens up a internet business and comic book guy asks if he has all this techobabble. Homer just replies "Can I have money now?"
I'm in the mood to *SIIIIIING* (Guys I've been writing this comment for a few videos now and at this point my phone autocorrects me when there are not enough Is)
The cafe I used to work at actually used to be the local post office. I worked there was they were just opening and we had people come in EVERY DAY asking if they could send a letter or where the nearest post office was lol They were very sweet though and some of them ended up being regulars.
"you must deactivate this man" absolutely slaughtered me
I guess you were deactivated too then, shame.
Reilious Happens to me all the time.
forceshutdown.exe engaged_
"What?!" got me every single time, I'm not even kidding.
Kevin’s just really something special like that.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not going to do anything worthwhile with my actual life” - Kevin 2019 but also me everyday
Forming a cult is pretty worthwhile
Hard same! It makes me think of my Sims becoming doctors, gotta make sure they move up the professional ladder but then here I am stuck at the same job for 8 years 😂😂
@@katiewheeler9212 well games give quick reward for comparatively low effort, which can be good or bad depending on how you choose to use that activity. For instance, I rarely play..since I don't have energy to play games, only watch others do it.
same though 😖😢
@@katiewheeler9212 hellooooo nurse.
Congratulations Kevin for being a great youtuber.
This congratulations was 100% genuine and totally not some scheme to steal your bitcoin.
4:22
Kevin should collaborate with Brandon
14:40
No you’re exposing him! The police’s going to teleport all his miners away!
I love your videos and watch it all the time
The weirder the game the funnier Kevin is in my opinion.
Dino The TRex idk , scribblenauts was pretty fecking funny
@@MondoDook817 ehhh, he just kept using guns to solve things. He didn't even TRY cthulu, smh.
@@kalikoserpent rtgame be like
The more freedom it gives him the funnier it is.
Generic Cynic true
8:45 "Anna is ... 4 miles away". That's some impressive foreshadowing. I just hope she's not a bitcoindigger after all.
“Just like I bought all my fans on UA-cam..”
You guys are getting paid?
It ain't much, but it's honest work
No but Kevin promised me that he'd free my parents if I keep watching his videos
@@panic8085 kevin promised you he'd *free* them? he only promised me he'd feed mine! i feel scammed! i- uh- i mean, i love kevin haha!
I get paid in breadsticks and a room in the basement. It's great!
Pleasehelpihaven'tseendaylightinweeks.
What?! He only promised me a toilet in my basement cell!
#scammed
Getting hacked simulator 2019
In the words of GrayStillPlays, "Hack computers, dammit!" 😀
@@BennyLlama39 so we're back with the only game that lets you commit war crimes on civilians and sell their burnt bodies to an orphanage
@@BennyLlama39 you know funnily enough, I just got into gray. Gotta say, I'm enjoying him so far
@@IamaPERSON Same. I've been watching Kevin first but his playing style and humor is similar to Kevin's so I enjoy watching him
@@shiannafoxx same here!
Oooh, I've heard of this cafe!
If you can actually survive, you get 50% off! #Bargain
wth
Edward I?
Really?!
Don't you want to be Edward II, the King of Partying?
Me: 50% off of what though?
*Gets cut in half*
Me: oh, that's CLEAVER!
@ACED No, because I can actually tell monarchs apart from one another and not half-remember Horrible Histories songs.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England okay
If you don’t die there Jim will kill you
"When a homeless person enters your caffé it might make the customers uncomfortable"
THE HOMELESS PERSON IS THE ONLY ONE IN HERE!
The hobo feels uncomfortable by his own presence
Yet another example of discrimination against the homeless. Jim would serve all his customers (puffer fish, but he'd still serve them).
The owner of the cafe stays in a hotel...doesn't it make him kinda homeless?
@@Vechyaslaugh good point...
Technically, yes and no.
3.5 🌟
" The manager made me feel very safe when he hit a random person who tried to steal my monitor. but he was not very helpful in trying to get rid of a ghost that always kept telling me I was bad at minecraft 2 😔"
Minecrafter 2*
@@MrKing-771 MinerCrafter 2*
"*Though the joke about the mice on the floor had me laughing for hours."
When will someone make a Kevin Simulator thats what I want to know
The Pewdiepie game but it's about Call Me Kevin instead.
You mean Satan simulator? I think that exists
You mean Sims4 with mods?
Freduardo
Vr only haha
Goat & Duck Simulator are probably the closest we'll get for now...😢
8:45 I love that Kevin will soon have a girlfriend named Anna months after making this video lmao
Game: want viruses
Kevin: sure!
Gets hack”
Kevin: WHAT!?!?
**surprised Pikachu face**
@Juan Cortez Muro No.
Hey know this is a random place to ask but who did your profile image? I like the fluffy Lucario look.
OddJaguar15 (select your partner) on UA-cam, sorry if it looks weird but its a joke on poke porn, no really dirty stuff tho
@@bunnybaca Ah, i think i've actually seen that before, it's kinda of a shame. The art style is really nice and if i ever got money i'd like to get a commission in it's style.
Kevin: "im not going to do anything worthwhile in my actual life"
Also Kevin: Sings Ring of Fire and Country Roads
Also also kevin:*keeps us entertained everyday*
Ring of fire? More like BORE RAGNORAK
@TurboGamer Yeah that joke is years old at this point
You know it's serious, when it's so frustrating that Kevin couldn't even add a "But" to the title
But has disappeared again! This is too stressful!
@Juan Cortez Muro no
Right? Ahhhhhh
Him screaming "WHAT?!" everytime he got hacked has me dying 😂😂
Kevin in the Strip Club: “Why is there a private room?! That’s so weird!”
*pure* ❤️
He's so precious
agree
Lol Im pretty sure he meant why did they go to the effort of putting in a private room in a video game about running an internet cafe
That's so cute omg
In case you want to share secrets with the girls.
Kevin: *loses bitcoin *
Also Kevin: *A S S A U L T T I M E F E C K E R S*
Kevin In Hobos Life: *uses all his money on lotto tickets*
Kevin in Cafe Simulator: *uses all his money on lotto tickets*
Liste, I know it's been a year, but
Kevin in BitLife :
Kevin's "I hope to see you next time" keeps me alive tbh so thanks for that
Same
The amount of chaotic energy he blasts out in the scene where everything goes red and he says "Come in?" Is off the charts. 10:50
Am I the only who finds it annoying that with loading it is %5 instead of 5%?
No wait.... I should say: %5 is it loading with that annoying it finds who only I Am
!point whole the That's
@Naufal Hafizh i mean... you aren't wrong!
eurt
@@wallflower14U not point whole the that's?
🙄 well as annoying it find i. not youre, no.
Café owner: *stands around watching someone using computer*
Customer: *Uses computer*
Thief: "This desk now belongs to me"
Kevin: * breathes *
Computer: H A C K E D
"Why is there like a private room" that's how we know our Kevin is a good boy
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Such a good Catholic boi ❤️
Pretty sure he was confused why they made a private room for a game about an Internet cafe.
Any time Kevin says "dollarinoes," or any other Flanders-style words, it makes me feel an immense amount of joy...it's the little things we pick up from the media we consume that really counts.
Kevin is like Flanders from that one treehouse of horror where he was supreme overlord of earth
"The first step of any cafe simulator is to go to the strip club" - Wasn't expecting that but OK.
*Some hacker from Russia steals bitcoins from Kevin*
Me, being Russian: Wait a sec...Mom! Please just don't tell me that uncle Vova found out our password for wifi again...
Underated
Is nobody except me allowed to write on this comment?
@@siyotsistu Yes i don't exist you're hallucinating.
“Now the police won’t be able to get to the minors” ~ Kevin 2019
Cafe Simulator: But everyone has food poison.
There's something like that in real life... it's called Chipotle. (Yes, the restaurants.) 😀
You mean food poisoning ahaha
*but all the food has poison in it
@Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up and stop spamming your shitty video no one cares
"Where’s my bat!" is my new go to when inconvenienced. Thanks, Kevin.
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite CallMeKevin videos. It's this, and the Scribblenauts series. I've watched them all multiple times.
Kevin: I am going to do my best.
Kevin a few moments later: I bought bit coins.
Also Kevin: Someone hacked me and took my bitcoins.😢
I feel bad for Kevin he tried his best.😁👍
He didn't upload yesterday I thought he got hit by another car
Valid line of thought, tbh
The fact that we have to say “another” is both funny and sad.
There is another.
@Juan Cortez Muro shut heck up
@Juan Cortez Muro gtfo with your shitty self advertising
I wonder what Kevin was like with shoplifters in his shop before 😂😂😂
Kuku V.2 you know what, I wouldn’t put it past him 😂😂
Ruthless
‘I’m not going to do anything worthwhile in my life’
Kevin-2019
Also Kevin:
Uploads entertainment for thousands (or millions) of people everyday and is always hilarious.
Alex Alex except yesterday
"I cant beat everyone up with a baseball bat"
I've never related more.
He does what he can 😂
I want a video where Kevin records himself cleaning his house and improving his life.
Honestly the rate at which post offices are dying and the rate at which hipster cafe names are growing, Da Post Office as a 'cafe' name is completely understandable. Sounds like a sick brunch house to me.
"Block police access to the miners"
So glad we have context here.
“Anna is 4 miles away”
me, Anna: I am?
“Gently set it down..”
- Kevin, throwing the table
Woman from the internet: Hey there babe. Wanna have a good time?
Me: *HANDS OFF MAH BITCOIN*
"I'm going to leave my door open the neighborhood seems safe." Comes in next morning "Why is there trash everywhere I think someone broke in!"
Me watching Call Me Kevin: "Well helloooooo...GAMER"
Me: Hey there Kevin my name is Friend and today...
@@NoteToLoser "Hey there kevins*"
Hey Jim! Is "Cafe Simulator but it's an incredibly frustrating experience" available to talk?
Kevin: Uploads
Me: *"WHAT?!?!"*
Kevin: *walks on people* oh I wouldn't mind having this skill.
His Fans: ;)
😍
"What kind of flea market sells gaming chairs" Swedish ones. I actually bought one
"You'd think he might be...up to...something..." DID YOU JUST SNAPE US.
The guy sneaking around at the start is how i imagine kevin walks around everywhere
Day 89 of telling Kevin that he’s the best UA-camr on this platform and we all love him
Day 29 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Why do u have a PewDiePie logo if Kevin the best UA-camr?
Shut the fuck up.
Kevin has to be approved by Alabama to sing it it's Alabama law
@@liquidtvafternoons5315 Y?
@@sierrachavis-conner3179 shut the fuck up
I feel like the motto of this game is
"When in doubt... _Assault"_
Every few seconds: Low growling of Kevin slowly starving.
Oddly enough “da post office” Is a pretty accurate name for a internet café I’m mean you ARE posting comments IN an office.
Thank you for always making me laugh ❤️ my engagement just got broken off.... so I have been having a hard time, but you always make me feel better
Im sorry to hear that, I'm sending my love to you! ❤ just know that when something doesn't work out, when something or someone leaves your life, the space is about to be filled with better 🙂👍❤ don't feel discouraged! you deserve love and happiness and you will get it, stand in your strength and know your worth! Dont take anything less! ❤
It sucks you got your engagement broken off, but look at the bright side: you've been successful without someone before, you can stay successful now! (I'm trying to be optimistic)
I am really sorry to here that. Hugs and 💛 I hope things get better for you.
@Juan Cortez Muro wow, you are disgusting. There's a person that's having a problem, and here you are, not even trying to help him feel better. Unbelievable.
Kevin: "Heres me as a young lad"
Later
Kevin: *"I dont know if I'm a man or a woman"*
This was uploaded 8 seconds ago and I don't know what to do with myself
Just shout *BORE RAGNAROK* at the top of your lungs, it's a tradition here
@@StormtrooperWho damn what a missed oppurtunity
A drinking game ever time he yells “What!!”
Congratulations, Kevin, on being the most Irish youtuber!
Kevin: "Just like I am buying fans on youtube"
Me:"There are people getting paid?"
*We love when Kevin is rly lazy but has to post anyways*
Kevin being frustrated in the first place is a game in itself. I love these videos 😂💙
1:47 with captions on, you're welcome 😂
0:03 **sees background of the game title screen** Oh hey cool, this is one of those games by the folks that rly like reusing assets from Firewatch xD That same background title screen is on at least three games by these folks.
Kevin you’re my favorite! Plus your Irish accent is delightful ☺️
Anyone else hungry, and then heard the stomach growling, and checked yourself?
That desktop background is straight from Firewatch. 😂
You didn't post a video for one day and I was so worried you got hit by another car. Glad your safe Kevin but please don't scare us like that!
I'm happy seeing Kevin always on the trending
hey kevin congratulations, I love your videos and watch them all the time
Gotta watch this video after the sequel just came out
"It's just no one ever congratulates me over anything. I'm not used to it. So when it happens I get kind of overwhelmed."
Kevin, SAME 😂😂😂
Kevin sure did buy me
With his funny personality
This is officially the most cringe thing I've said but I stand by it
Surely being a good Cork Boy, it should be "D'Post Office"
Kevin! Where were you yesterday!? I was no joke, waiting for your upload all evening 😂😂
Kevin opening a internet cafe reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer opens up a internet business and comic book guy asks if he has all this techobabble. Homer just replies "Can I have money now?"
"You must deactivate this man"
*Agent 47 has entered the chat*
a new kevin upload always makes my day. like genuinely he’s the one youtube that can play anything and i’ll watch it in its entirety
I can’t even count how many time hot single girls in my area have taken all my bitcoins 😢😢
Were they sexy/hot and single? 😂
Everytime Kevin said "what" in surprise is funny😂
Day 13 of telling Kevin that he's loved and appreciated and that he should keep up the funny videos
best comment award 🥺
Congratulations Kevin, I love your video and watch them all the time!
I'm in the mood to *SIIIIIING*
(Guys I've been writing this comment for a few videos now and at this point my phone autocorrects me when there are not enough Is)
You're a good person. Thank you.
@@Bopperann thank you, I'll keep going. Praise the dear leader
Bought the VIP pass for Insomnia on Saturday. Can't wait to meet you! :)
:)
Um, the only internet café I've heard of belongs to a quirky man from Florida...
You only just finished watching the video
Did this "Florida Man" try to trap people inside his cafe, and have his chef hide the bodies in their burgers, per chance?
@@Nyanako_VT And also murder House MD
The cafe I used to work at actually used to be the local post office. I worked there was they were just opening and we had people come in EVERY DAY asking if they could send a letter or where the nearest post office was lol
They were very sweet though and some of them ended up being regulars.
This is a very pleasant video
Congratulations Kevin for being a 2.15 million subscriber youtuber. Now stop clicking the malware.
Day 202 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
I frigging appreciate you for this holly shit, the dedication
Dedication, man
@@rx500android Thank you, friend! I hope your day is/has been lovely, and happy birthday. :)
Wow, Kevin, keep up the good work.
Proud of you.
5:23 what do you think was gonna happen Kevin 😭😂
I lost it when you got your desk robbed 😭😭😭😭
14:21 "Internet cafe but no games to play" Alternate title for this video?
About the only job you could land, good job Kevin, your parents are very disappointed.
"You know that part of the Bible where Jesus started knocking out homeless people with a bat."
No-one mention the moneychangers in the Temple.
the 'WHAAAAT' in this video never get old
"Well hellooo gamer." Yep sounds like Kevin a "professional" gamer.
I know this is 2y old but ... Congratulations, Kevin! 🎉🎉🎉