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  • @kaylizzie7890
    @kaylizzie7890 2 роки тому +1638

    This reminds me of a joke. A boy has a crush on the girl next door and tells his dad that he wants to date her.
    His dad says, “ You can’t do that. Don’t tell your mom but I had an affair and that girl is your sister.”
    The boy tells his mom everything and she says, “Date whoever you want, sweetie. Your real dad is the mail man.”

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Рік тому +67

      No ... the mail man is infecting the whole neighborhood !
      He needs to move town

    • @masonborenstein6613
      @masonborenstein6613 Рік тому +36

      That’s a terrible joke! I love it XD

    • @C0rran05
      @C0rran05 9 місяців тому +4

      Not sure which came first, the joke or the song.

    • @Tyler108x
      @Tyler108x 8 місяців тому

      Love that

    • @shanegooding4839
      @shanegooding4839 8 місяців тому +3

      Believe it or not this joke is in an old Calypso song from Trinidad written in the 1940s called Shame & Scandal in the Family. I don't know whether the joke came from the song or vice versa.

  • @graysonsmith7031
    @graysonsmith7031 3 роки тому +8297

    "Well the good news is it turns out your dad wasn't being racist."

    • @bytad
      @bytad 3 роки тому +689

      "Actually, quite the opposite."

    • @crewcutter2030
      @crewcutter2030 3 роки тому +263

      @@littlepeon Yeah but the mom next door wasnt a slave or raped, they had an affair.

    • @bombkangaroo
      @bombkangaroo 3 роки тому +29

      @@littlepeon [citation needed]

    • @lordlacolith
      @lordlacolith 3 роки тому +5

      @@crewcutter2030 Strom Thurmond had a child with a black woman.

    • @crewcutter2030
      @crewcutter2030 3 роки тому +16

      @@lordlacolith I dont get why youre inserting people into a conversation when we are just talking about the dad in this episode.

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 5 років тому +15585

    I'd love to see an alternate take where House DOES tell them.
    "Yep. It's incest. Totes gross. But... it's not like you _knew_ "

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 5 років тому +121

      True. :(

    • @TheAnonyomusGuy
      @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 років тому +1182

      House: it's a hereditary disease that you likely got from your parent after a few treatments you're going to be fine, *gets up to leave and pauses* oh and FYI it might be a good idea to stop banging your sister.
      Girl: Wait, what?
      House: my thoughts exactly but we'll know for sure after the DNA test.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 5 років тому +209

      @@TheAnonyomusGuy Still way better than Foreman.

    • @blackswan715
      @blackswan715 5 років тому +29

      TheAnonymousGuy yes
      So much better

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 4 роки тому +76

      Kinda reminds me of Ilhan Omar who married her own brother (except she it on purpose). She divorced her brother-husband almost immediately after US citizenship was secured, and married her true love a month later
      .

  • @superdoglover5676
    @superdoglover5676 3 роки тому +9615

    Not kidding: in Iceland, they have an app on their phones that shows how closely related people are to each to prevent these situations. With an island population of 360,000, I guess it's necessary.

    • @lobaxx
      @lobaxx 3 роки тому +639

      Wouldn’t help here though. Such apps go off oficial records and they don’t do paternity tests every time a kid is born. Children from affairs would still be a problem

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 роки тому +116

      @@lobaxx Exactly.

    • @AllHope23
      @AllHope23 3 роки тому +115

      Most surnames are based on parent's first name... that is why it necessary

    • @jslpn5186
      @jslpn5186 3 роки тому +41

      ​@@AllHope23 feels wierd they still have that kinda of a "system"

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 роки тому +110

      @Birger Jarl Throughout most of human history, most people married someone between 2nd and 8th cousins. The most prominent place that changed in was Medieval Europe, because the Catholic church banned cousin marriages.

  • @oliviafrancis1926
    @oliviafrancis1926 6 років тому +30524

    I’m adopted and this is literally my worst fear

    • @KamilaDalmate
      @KamilaDalmate 6 років тому +337

      Olivia Francis yoooo same

    • @tftyfgj
      @tftyfgj 6 років тому +783

      Interracial coupling

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 6 років тому +701

      If you ever get married then ask your fiancé to do 23 and me with you or something

    • @strangeroamer3219
      @strangeroamer3219 6 років тому +783

      Olivia Francis Just ask your boyfriend to take a DNA test with you before you copulate with him.

    • @vanessakountul7639
      @vanessakountul7639 6 років тому +34

      Olivia Francis don’t go there

  • @red4mario
    @red4mario 4 роки тому +3914

    I love how House threatens Foreman to “tell them or he will” because House KNOWS how him telling them would make things 10x worse for the patients

    • @MonkeyDCeddy
      @MonkeyDCeddy 3 роки тому +581

      House basically said "Either you tell them gently or I go in there with a guitar singing Sweet Home Alabama. The choice is yours."

    • @interviolet6675
      @interviolet6675 3 роки тому +36

      house doesn't care about patients, at this point it's just so entertaining that foreman is conflicted with telling them Lol

    • @soullfire
      @soullfire 3 роки тому +94

      @@interviolet6675 House cares in the medical sense, but little in the empathy department.

    • @Fenrize
      @Fenrize 3 роки тому +19

      @@MonkeyDCeddy I can really see him doing that

    • @JasonWalkerJamaica
      @JasonWalkerJamaica 3 роки тому +2

      @@MonkeyDCeddy Well said

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 5 років тому +4742

    When she’s talking about being paler than her parents and how they have the same eyes, his facial expression breaks my heart.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 5 років тому +35

      And mine. :(

    • @reservedartist1141
      @reservedartist1141 4 роки тому +49

      I think he had suspicions

    • @SaraFJones
      @SaraFJones 4 роки тому +94

      That was some good acting. So sad,

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 роки тому +151

      @@SaraFJones Gotta love it when guest actors give strong performances like this. Usually I find them to be the weak links in episodes of shows, but these two nailed it

    • @alanhenson3077
      @alanhenson3077 4 роки тому

      @@reservedartist1141 M

  • @juhos30000
    @juhos30000 3 роки тому +3451

    Suddenly rare Vin Diesel appears:
    "Thats not what we do in family"

    • @Naaomzz
      @Naaomzz 3 роки тому +28

      I was about to comment something similar 😂

    • @Lvl1assassin
      @Lvl1assassin 3 роки тому +58

      Family.....but not that kind of Family

    • @bombkangaroo
      @bombkangaroo 3 роки тому +14

      Chris chan appears:
      "You just don't want me to have any china and be happy, you JERK!"

    • @quetzalthegamer
      @quetzalthegamer 3 роки тому +1

      Man, thank God this meme died fast. Lol

    • @primalfury2011
      @primalfury2011 3 роки тому +1

      ohhh my gawd.. thatd be so funny !!!

  • @ACGV30
    @ACGV30 5 років тому +14850

    I'm kinda pissed that the dad didn't say anything. He let his kids walk right into this.

    • @mukiwabanda2794
      @mukiwabanda2794 5 років тому +1957

      Probably meant exposing his infidelity and ending his marriage so he took the selfish way out and kept quiet

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +168

      @@mukiwabanda2794 What about the other way around? The dad wanted to protect the girl's family?

    • @ecop3698
      @ecop3698 5 років тому +1156

      The girl's mother knew as well. Wrong on both levels

    • @angelomanzano6674
      @angelomanzano6674 5 років тому +37

      @@mukiwabanda2794 Probably sperm donor if it's a thing back then.

    • @zeke1220
      @zeke1220 5 років тому +280

      @@angelomanzano6674 Sperm donors don't know who gets their sperm, that doesn't make any sense

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 5 років тому +16943

    “You’re not really siblings.” Emotionally no. Genetically yeah.

    • @normancaplan8385
      @normancaplan8385 4 роки тому +120

      But they been dating for years

    • @christianondo9637
      @christianondo9637 4 роки тому +208

      You know what he meant

    • @normancaplan8385
      @normancaplan8385 4 роки тому +23

      @@christianondo9637 do i?

    • @jurciii
      @jurciii 4 роки тому +509

      @@normancaplan8385 Lmao genes don't change if you're dating someone

    • @dinosaur8825
      @dinosaur8825 4 роки тому +324

      Just move to alabama.
      If everyone's doing it then it aint weird anymore.

  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 років тому +2753

    "Hi, I'd like you to meet my wife and my sister."
    [Only one person standing there]

    • @rrss5497
      @rrss5497 5 років тому +19

      Happens every day in the American South...and West...and Midwest...and...

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 років тому +5

      @UncreativeFun I actually got that from an old Robin Williams stand up sketch, years ago. He was talking about hillbillies...

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 років тому

      @UncreativeFun
      Probably personal experience, you know what they say about confirmation bias.

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 років тому

      @@NinjaToe Good point!

    • @UndeservedArrogance
      @UndeservedArrogance 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, a Bill Hicks reference! I see you man.

  • @hotrdumommy
    @hotrdumommy 3 роки тому +2742

    I have half siblings. My dad had us meet each other because he didn’t want something like this to happen.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo 3 роки тому +37

      perfect

    • @samrat447
      @samrat447 3 роки тому +223

      Your dad did the responsible thing.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 роки тому +210

      @@samrat447 kinda...keeping it in his pants would have been the more responsible thing

    • @OldSquirrelflight
      @OldSquirrelflight 3 роки тому +33

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Can't blame for someone for wanting another family.

    • @epicwhat001
      @epicwhat001 3 роки тому +3

      Smart

  • @DK-kd6rc
    @DK-kd6rc 4 роки тому +4017

    "And that kids, is how I met your mother."

    • @metatronblack
      @metatronblack 4 роки тому +52

      Not that would be a entirely different type of show😂😂😂😂 when Ted found out his wife was his sister

    • @jordonkey2728
      @jordonkey2728 4 роки тому +41

      she's also their aunt

    • @BlkMedusa
      @BlkMedusa 4 роки тому +13

      This needs more likes 😂

    • @dal2122
      @dal2122 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sebastiansantana2447
      @sebastiansantana2447 3 роки тому +7

      ... and aunt

  • @matthewlimbery1470
    @matthewlimbery1470 5 років тому +15946

    As someone with half siblings YES YOU ARE RELATED.

    • @Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat
      @Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat 5 років тому +606

      While I understand what you mean... I dont think that's what he meant.

    • @Sinter_klaas
      @Sinter_klaas 5 років тому +415

      In the same sense that one's adoptive parents are your parents, someone you never grew up with or knew as your sibling isn't your sibling. You never had that relationship with them. It's not weird IMO.
      It'd be like dating someone then your Dad and her Mum meet through you, and end up getting married while you're still dating. Congrats, you're dating your sister. Except she's not really your sister.
      Sure, there's a blood relation in their case, but as Foreman said, it's extremely extremely unlikely to have a greater chance than normal to have negative consequences. And there's 0 chance for negative consequences if they just don't have kids, or adopt, or use a sperm donor.

    • @charmiller7478
      @charmiller7478 5 років тому +486

      @@Sinter_klaas that'd step siblings. Half siblings are when your mom or dad has a child with someone not related to you, making them your HALF sibling. Which is wierd

    • @bluefrostryy
      @bluefrostryy 5 років тому +301

      @@Sinter_klaas thats STEP siblings. Half siblings is that you literally share a mom or a dad with them🤦‍♀️

    • @Sinter_klaas
      @Sinter_klaas 5 років тому +193

      @@bluefrostryy The point is that if you didn't grow up with them, you're not going to feel weird with them. The only concern at that point is the risks associated with an incestuous pregnancy, which, while admittedly low, should still be avoided.

  • @janesmith699
    @janesmith699 5 років тому +7528

    I really feel for this couple. The dad shoulda told his kid the truth instead of using violence. Now they're in too deep and wtf are they going to do? They both looked like they were gonna be sick.

    • @jake3523
      @jake3523 5 років тому +267

      And you know they been fuckin

    • @rrss5497
      @rrss5497 5 років тому +108

      "In too deep"? If they are in love, what's the difference?

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому +740

      @@rrss5497 because obviously they're repulsed by being related and can't take back what they have done. They probably would have just stayed friends if they'd known in advance and they had a right to know.

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому +12

      @@jake3523 lol yeah kinda my point. 😋

    • @SnapszDuhh
      @SnapszDuhh 5 років тому +305

      Agreed. The dad just didn’t want his secret out. Disgusting smh.

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 3 роки тому +1324

    "It's not incest unless you yell 'No Chromo'" - some guy reviewing a dumpster fire

    • @citrius1531
      @citrius1531 3 роки тому +22

      A fine man of culture I see

    • @TassieDinkum90
      @TassieDinkum90 3 роки тому +15

      I laughed WAY harder at this than I should have

    • @cube7439
      @cube7439 2 роки тому +12

      A dumpster fire with a op that absolutely slaps

    • @owl8185
      @owl8185 2 роки тому +6

      Lmao I didn’t realize what you were talking about until I remembered Gigguk. Fire video, trash anime/manga

    • @mrobligatory.5234
      @mrobligatory.5234 2 роки тому +1

      isnt that a double negative?
      also yeah, lol.

  • @loser277
    @loser277 4 роки тому +960

    Maury: "The test results are in. You are NOT the father....but you are...the brother"

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 3 роки тому +26

      Dances for 5 seconds then stops.

    • @keiko909
      @keiko909 3 роки тому +18

      cue the run to the back with the cameraman following

    • @perryh.5306
      @perryh.5306 3 роки тому +16

      Wouldn't be, he is the uncle?

    • @alicealfred9986
      @alicealfred9986 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 2 роки тому +5

      *If House broke the news*
      "He's not your significant other, he's your... significant brother!"

  • @debbiekobe3667
    @debbiekobe3667 6 років тому +3242

    "awesome! Can I tell em?" 😂😂😂😂 House is mad

    • @faithhobkirk982
      @faithhobkirk982 5 років тому +11

      Debra Marimo I was dead laughing at this

    • @ranahendy6398
      @ranahendy6398 5 років тому +27

      I like his rudeness I don't know why 😂

    • @michelleroos5598
      @michelleroos5598 5 років тому

      I’m not going to like lmao the like amount is 666 right now

    • @infelixlidarwa
      @infelixlidarwa 5 років тому +2

      He's crazy af 😂😂

    • @Lovesinneedoflove
      @Lovesinneedoflove 5 років тому +1

      I wish he would've told them so her brother can get more upset

  • @davidhoran7116
    @davidhoran7116 5 років тому +9663

    House MD: Accidental Alabama

    • @kriptonyte9479
      @kriptonyte9479 5 років тому +12

      What does it mean

    • @briantaylor358
      @briantaylor358 5 років тому +23

      😂😂😂😂

    • @truthseeker8200
      @truthseeker8200 5 років тому +130

      @@kriptonyte9479 Alabama recently made abortion illegal no matter the consequences, as in even out of incestuous relationships or rape, hence the meme

    • @potatotop9532
      @potatotop9532 5 років тому +49

      Alabama 100
      Sneak 100
      Illusion 100

    • @ForEverydayPeople
      @ForEverydayPeople 5 років тому +33

      Funny enough, the only place its legal to marry your first cousin? New Jersey. No shit look it up rofl

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 3 роки тому +2664

    Can you imagine how heartbreaking that would be though? These poor people grew up together, fell in love, and built a relationship and life together, only to be told that what they’re doing is actually incestuous. You don’t just fall out of love or erase memories and undo life plans instantly. Not to mention being lied to about it their whole lives.

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty 3 роки тому +128

      @Chocolate Bunny It's not about what anyone else thinks. It's about how they will perceive each other now that they know the truth.

    • @erikthomsen4768
      @erikthomsen4768 3 роки тому +76

      Love is quite a messy. If we are talking about raising a child, adoption or genetically distinct artificial insemination would be an option.
      But I think the social taboo is more of a problem.
      The obvious reason is because now you judge your partner based on some thing they couldn’t control.
      And might I add that the (US) American societies would view it with disgust, hatred or mockery. Which isn’t particularly great for your mental health.

    • @TheChef470
      @TheChef470 3 роки тому +30

      They should be fine as long as they move south of the Mason-Dixon line......

    • @boadecia1433
      @boadecia1433 3 роки тому +48

      It is heartbreaking, but I would break up with him SO FAST. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

    • @TheChef470
      @TheChef470 3 роки тому +11

      @@boadecia1433 yup too many issues….move on.

  • @elizabethwedge9136
    @elizabethwedge9136 4 роки тому +819

    6:10 “the way you feel, that hasn’t changed”
    Look at her face..I think it just did hahaha

    • @CrystalMoon72902
      @CrystalMoon72902 3 роки тому +23

      Really? THEY HAVE THE SAME FATHER! They're still related.

    • @dbeaton1111
      @dbeaton1111 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah, it's like she caught him wearing a MAGA hat.

    • @levelup9547
      @levelup9547 3 роки тому +12

      @@dbeaton1111
      Funny enough this is Jessie Smollet's sister, the guy who lied about being attacked by maga hat wearing Trump supporters.

  • @SuperHornedtoad
    @SuperHornedtoad 6 років тому +3682

    "Love of his life? You should wait until he's dead to make that determination" Lmao great advice

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 років тому

      Love of his life, SO FAR... ^^

    • @jennysue601
      @jennysue601 6 років тому +2

      Sometimes you just know.

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 6 років тому

      @Obalit It might make for a better or funnier comment. This one is just sad, though. And not in a good way either

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 5 років тому +1

      @Soviet who Cuts he has over a thousand likes at some point you have to live with reality 😂

    • @eryuu4016
      @eryuu4016 5 років тому

      @@NDBit And how many likes have you gotten...... None. So, shove off and stop being a cyber bully.

  • @XenoBlazeVA
    @XenoBlazeVA 5 років тому +2738

    "The Lannisters send their regards!" XD

  • @Besitosmwuah
    @Besitosmwuah 3 роки тому +539

    honestly the fault all goes to the dad, like you're going go beat up your son for dating his half sister who he doesnt know is his sister???? Should've just told him, man.

    • @mightyninjamartin5837
      @mightyninjamartin5837 3 роки тому +29

      Step sister implies different parentage. Half-siblings is more accurate.

    • @snaggledog0079
      @snaggledog0079 2 роки тому +31

      Fault goes to both parents. They both should have explained the situation.

    • @Twiska
      @Twiska 2 роки тому +11

      Step siblings aren't related. Half siblings are.

    • @shydreameress264
      @shydreameress264 2 роки тому +12

      If the dad admitted the neighbor's daughter was his he would be admitted he had an affair, still should have told them though obviously

    • @Dovawhat
      @Dovawhat 2 роки тому +6

      And the mom.

  • @whowantsabighug
    @whowantsabighug 5 років тому +8793

    The title is literally 90% of porn these days.

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 5 років тому +334

      Sweeeeeeeettttttt
      Hommeeeeeeeeee
      Alabamaaaaaaaaa

    • @Zeon081
      @Zeon081 5 років тому +81

      I guess Morty's dream came true : /

    • @knalsultan
      @knalsultan 5 років тому +4

      NorthernStal The famously unknown penguin ahahaha

    • @RandyFricke
      @RandyFricke 5 років тому +22

      Yeah but they're all actors. So I hear...

    • @mjparadero7046
      @mjparadero7046 5 років тому +24

      Lmaoooo I was about to watch porn

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 4 роки тому +3011

    This is all the dad's fault for taking the coward's way to separate them

    • @icecoldglacier18
      @icecoldglacier18 4 роки тому +111

      Meanwhile the mom is like yeah he's cute.

    • @nikosgreek352
      @nikosgreek352 3 роки тому +17

      Its also the son's fault. His father must have known the boy wouldnt be able keep his mouth shut. Silence is golden.

    • @sunmal1599
      @sunmal1599 3 роки тому +170

      @@nikosgreek352 What? Is not the sons fault at all.
      The mom of the girl and the dad of the boy. Those 2 CHOOSE to have an afair and lie about it. They’re to blame, no one else

    • @nikosgreek352
      @nikosgreek352 3 роки тому +5

      @@sunmal1599 not his fault for the affair. His fault for his father knowing he couldnt trust him with a secret.

    • @alyshasocie6120
      @alyshasocie6120 3 роки тому +6

      I know it's not quite the same but this gives me a similar feeling of that moment in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 'He may have been your father but he wasn't your daddy.'

  • @thenuggetlord4290
    @thenuggetlord4290 4 роки тому +3061

    “That doesn’t change the way you feel”
    Everyone: Welllll

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 4 роки тому +85

      Their therapist would have loooong sessions to help them.
      It's not like they can go back or keep going...

    • @klutzmtg2310
      @klutzmtg2310 4 роки тому +30

      @@Destroyer2150 Sure they can keep going. This doesn't really change anything at all in the bigger picture of things. They are half siblings? Alright well that is what it is but it doesn't mean much.

    • @isabellapaar9549
      @isabellapaar9549 4 роки тому +86

      Finding out they are related will most certainly change their relationship.

    • @James_follows_Christ
      @James_follows_Christ 4 роки тому +10

      Heck yes incest is evil in the eyes of the Lord

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 4 роки тому +58

      @@James_follows_Christ You do realize that literally all of humanity is incestuous to some degree, and that according to a literal reading of scriptures literally the whole of humanity is descended from Adam and eve’s children. Meaning all of humanity is descended from incestuous couples.
      If incest is evil in the eyes of the lord, maybe he should’ve created more than two original humans ? (Also, why the heck would incest even be wrong in the eyes of god ? In our eyes it’s wrong because a high degree of incest leads to higher risks of hereditary diseases being passed on and active, which probably lead to both biological anti-incest tendencies and social taboos against incest, or at the very least the latter, but if incest was completely consequence free, then incest between siblings cousins wouldn’t have any reason to be wrong)

  • @dragonspadeex
    @dragonspadeex 3 роки тому +420

    Real talk, I was watching this on TV with my Dad and we had the radio on. When we found out they was siblings, no joke, Sweet Home Alabama started playing. Comedic timing gold.

    • @radityapoerwanto7018
      @radityapoerwanto7018 3 роки тому +26

      Maybe it's a sign from God. You might want to do a DNA test with your current partner.

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 2 роки тому +4

      @@radityapoerwanto7018 maybe it's a lie because why would TV and radio be on at the same time

    • @Cnichal
      @Cnichal 2 роки тому +2

      @@theredscum4202 I use to have my music playing, my TV going and be on the Internet at the same time. Some people just stay plugged. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @mikesheehan4470
      @mikesheehan4470 4 місяці тому

      That you, Cal Naughton, Jr?

  • @aidenheselden1848
    @aidenheselden1848 6 років тому +5610

    At least his wife doesn't have lupus.

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 6 років тому +207

      Aiden Heselden No one does. It's never lupus.

    • @paladinmcstark5220
      @paladinmcstark5220 6 років тому +43

      Mr Blue Sky The magician had lupus

    • @itss_sami2933
      @itss_sami2933 6 років тому +51

      It’s never lupus 😂😂😂. I laughed to much at this comment

    • @tqdinh2
      @tqdinh2 6 років тому

      Aiden Heselden 😂

    • @pendingauthor2536
      @pendingauthor2536 6 років тому +11

      Its never lupus.

  • @areebak5640
    @areebak5640 5 років тому +852

    “Awesome!! Can I tell them?” House is like an adorable little kid in this scene 😂

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 роки тому +14

      He thrives on situations like these

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 2 роки тому +5

      Not really his sarcastic manner is only to make the doctors around him feel incompitent at their jobs. He loves being told hes right and if he doesnt thats an insult to his ego. If its one thing house hates its being told "no" and "your wrong"

    • @areebak5640
      @areebak5640 2 роки тому +3

      @@coffintears5821 lol I’m well aware of his sarcastic manner and the intent. Does not change that the energy and tone he has sometimes with the things he says is like a salty child.

  • @ShaTziLoft
    @ShaTziLoft 6 років тому +848

    "You're not really siblings" ain't that the most iconic line ever lol

    • @efyansoah4074
      @efyansoah4074 5 років тому

      Sspidy Ssenses 😂

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 5 років тому

      Good for you?

    • @annakiema7448
      @annakiema7448 5 років тому +19

      Is he encouraging them 😱

    • @lb4585
      @lb4585 5 років тому +6

      @@annakiema7448 i think is more like telling them not to jump bc they fucked.

    • @dressesindenim7396
      @dressesindenim7396 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like this only works for step siblings who met when they were older, no genetic relation and it makes some sense psychologically that kids would have similar taste as their parents.

  • @cieranelson4209
    @cieranelson4209 3 роки тому +107

    The fact that their Dad and her mom let it go that far…the same thing almost happened to Terrell Owens, but at least his Dad had the balls to tell him before he let him date his sister

  • @MrBrownProdigy
    @MrBrownProdigy 5 років тому +4334

    I have full siblings and half siblings. Doesnt make it any less gross no matter how you word it

    • @charielity6071
      @charielity6071 5 років тому +80

      Incest is only gross because of the offspring they produce.

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 5 років тому +214

      @@charielity6071 Uh oh...

    • @savvysmith8981
      @savvysmith8981 5 років тому +79

      @@Nelyak_07 I'd never do it myself, but I honestly agree. Royals have committed incest for a LONG time and reproduced ending up in horrid people. Just wrap it up. Idgaf what people do.

    • @MrBrownProdigy
      @MrBrownProdigy 5 років тому +3

      @A G yeah i know that. This is for people trying to justify it

    • @MrBrownProdigy
      @MrBrownProdigy 5 років тому +13

      @@savvysmith8981 yeah im aware of that. That was how they kept the blood line strong. Im just saying personally, its pretty sick

  • @bored588
    @bored588 6 років тому +5404

    "your not really siblings" um sir, in a number of states thats illegal.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 6 років тому +67

      And? That has nothing to do with them being siblings.

    • @bored588
      @bored588 6 років тому +297

      but it does........ it has everything to do with that. unless they are planning to be abstinent its illegal for them to be together as siblings. are you from Alabama by chance ? then i could understand. it is illegal for siblings, and in alot of places even cousins to enter a sexual relationship.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 6 років тому +60

      Nobody except you brought up legality. Aka. What you said has nothing to do with what Foreman said.

    • @bored588
      @bored588 6 років тому +128

      doesnt change the fact that its illegal, if he told one of his doctors to mercy kill its still illegal even if he doesnt say its illegal. you can just say somethings ok because no one brought up the fact that its illegal.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 6 років тому +76

      'Doesn't change the fact that its illegal'
      And that doesn't change the fact what you brought up was literally irrelevant. Lol.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 3 роки тому +130

    This is what happens when Obi Wan refuses to tell you about your past

  • @arianaking6698
    @arianaking6698 5 років тому +2891

    “T-the way you feel...hasn’t changed”
    Me: *gags* sorry

    • @missondo4887
      @missondo4887 5 років тому +122

      Ariana King the writers of the show are messed up for writing that .. 💀💀💀😂😂😂 I was funny to me

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 5 років тому +15

      No, I feel the same way.

    • @ariesradke6193
      @ariesradke6193 5 років тому +22

      origamipein18 atleast it’s only 50% dna. now they are kind of like 1st cousins. though that’s illegal too i think. 2nd cousin’s are ok

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 5 років тому +14

      @@ariesradke6193 I still think it's gross. :(

    • @saminanishat505
      @saminanishat505 5 років тому +43

      @@ariesradke6193 Dont date your cousins full stop.

  • @crAZyGIrlJ16
    @crAZyGIrlJ16 6 років тому +2089

    You know what's scary, when you meet a close relative that you weren't raised around, and don't know that your related, some people experience a connection sorta like "love at first sight" its called GSA-genetic sexual attraction. Some people even experience an obsessive like compulsion. They can't control it. Sounds tortuous and depressing.

    • @itisitanvi6306
      @itisitanvi6306 5 років тому +159

      okay that really makes sense to me in a weird way cuz it kind of happened to me. I met a guy online and idk why but I just felt this intense connection with him. When we started talking, then I found out that we were actually related(we are distant cousins)..and its true we do kinda look alike as well and that might explain a lot.

    • @morgandevorak454
      @morgandevorak454 5 років тому +21

      @Think Of A Mexican Name my uncle is technically my 4th cousin (we dont live in Alabama)

    • @moababy2473
      @moababy2473 5 років тому +27

      Here its ok to marry/love your cousins actually its pretty much common 😅

    • @yeswoo4452
      @yeswoo4452 5 років тому +22

      Sugar & kookie although first cousins can have high risks if they do it throughout generations

    • @moababy2473
      @moababy2473 5 років тому +2

      @@yeswoo4452 yeah they do
      Its just how it goes here

  • @kristibradford302
    @kristibradford302 5 років тому +290

    I remember when this episode aired. I screamed when house figured out that they were brother and sister. That was really mean of the parents to not tell their children the truth about their own relationship.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому

      imagine you find out your husband is your Borther like they did in this episode what would you do then?🤔

    • @kristibradford302
      @kristibradford302 Рік тому

      @@raven4k998 i would be pissed off at my parents for not telling us the truth.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +1

      @@kristibradford302 would you continue with him after finding out though or would that end it for you?🤣🤣🤣

    • @kristibradford302
      @kristibradford302 Рік тому

      @@raven4k998 i dont know. That would depend on how long we were together/ married. And if we had children. But in their case i would end it before children come into the picture. There would be a lot of things to take into account or consideration before making a decision to split up.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому

      @@kristibradford302 you heartless monster!!!

  • @MonkeyDCeddy
    @MonkeyDCeddy 3 роки тому +157

    I'll give Forman some credit for trying to soften the blow but the damage has already been done.

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 6 років тому +2043

    This reminds me of that video/show where a gay couple found out they're literally brothers.

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 4 роки тому +811

    "You're not really siblings." Well no, but actually yes.

    • @nathanielhellerstein5871
      @nathanielhellerstein5871 3 роки тому +7

      Half true.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 3 роки тому +16

      Lol. Dude tried hard to make them feel better. I would say that is a fail. Lol.

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 3 роки тому +1

      Abraham and Sarah might agree, but there is no evidence that this was acceptable after King David's time.
      And the law will agree that this is illegal, although they won't prosecute unless they keep sleeping together.

  • @itzfroggi22
    @itzfroggi22 5 років тому +3035

    **"Sweet home alabama" fades out in the bacground**

    • @ArthurDent12
      @ArthurDent12 5 років тому +5

      Roll tide!

    • @Shadowstalker2025
      @Shadowstalker2025 5 років тому +33

      Jesus! I’m imagining the doctor sitting down in front of them with a stereo and just playing that song while he makes silent eye contact

    • @jasbourne94
      @jasbourne94 5 років тому +2

      War Eagle

    • @nateanderson3364
      @nateanderson3364 5 років тому +3

      We don’t cousin fuck down here. That’s Mississippi and Arkansas

    • @pixie88888
      @pixie88888 5 років тому +2

      i don't get it, what is the deal with that song, country and incest? keep in mind i'm european :)

  • @aviavi9355
    @aviavi9355 3 роки тому +62

    House - " You'll know I'm a singer too "
    Siblings - "Why don't you sing for us"
    House -* takes out guitar "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"

  • @itsmesameee4081
    @itsmesameee4081 5 років тому +787

    Half siblings...
    Me: They're still related.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 3 роки тому +1

      Genetically yes,but,as Foreman said,they didn't _grow up_ treating each other like sibilings.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 3 роки тому +1

      @Norbert Thore So being together shouldn't feel that awkward.

    • @disgustof-riley
      @disgustof-riley 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, but it was not their fault they got together

  • @ChrispyCulture
    @ChrispyCulture 6 років тому +899

    Star Wars could have turned out so differently for Luke and Leia....

    • @jalynroberson3459
      @jalynroberson3459 6 років тому +19

      ChrispyCharizard I cannot with this comment🤣🤣

    • @dylankane9709
      @dylankane9709 6 років тому +2

      HAAAA!

    • @FirstLast-kp9jx
      @FirstLast-kp9jx 6 років тому +16

      I'm 99% sure there's about a hundred fanfics that go something like this.

    • @filipz8831
      @filipz8831 6 років тому +4

      It could be so good...

    • @simonkrayt1970
      @simonkrayt1970 6 років тому +19

      a really deformed force demigod would be born

  • @ethanphelps308
    @ethanphelps308 5 років тому +670

    Poor soul, his first and only girlfriend and it's his half sister, just the expression on his face says it all..😕

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 4 роки тому +31

      TheCashistrash lol. Except they can choose to move on. I know it’s hard but loving someone “to death, no matter what” is pretty toxic.

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 4 роки тому +33

      Naters have fun with your sister you desperate cretin

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 4 роки тому +10

      @Naters thanks. Means a lot :)

    • @mike-mz6yz
      @mike-mz6yz 4 роки тому +13

      @@pussydestroyer69285 how is loving someone to death toxic? most parents love their children til death and have as long as humans have been around. Obviously it is not toxic. Hell even if in this situation you decided to break up, probably the right choice, that doesn't mean you could flip a switch and say I dont love you anymore.

    • @demonqueen3886
      @demonqueen3886 4 роки тому +4

      @TheCashistrash 😂gross

  • @angusmarch1066
    @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +133

    Its pretty sad how genuinely devastated and heartbroken Foreman was for them.

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 років тому +5364

    In Greenland the population is small enough that they actually had to develop an app to help people make sure they weren't banging a cousin or something when they started dating
    Edit: it's Iceland not Greenland

    • @marshalniel
      @marshalniel 5 років тому +126

      Isnt that Iceland?

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +44

      Iceland*

    • @TheAnonyomusGuy
      @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 років тому +116

      Yeah I misspoke I knew it was either Iceland or Greenland and I took a 50/50 shot

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +85

      @@TheAnonyomusGuy Yeah, I thought so... Adding a point to what you said: If I remember correctly, it's also because they had little to no immigration since the first settlers, in ~10th century.

    • @TheAnonyomusGuy
      @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 років тому +33

      Bobbius Shadow interesting I mean with all of the moving around people who have done in the last Thousand Years you think just about everywhere would have people from literally everywhere

  • @maciedaniels5553
    @maciedaniels5553 4 роки тому +450

    This is awful but I lost it when House said “EWW”😂😂

  • @ydela1961
    @ydela1961 6 років тому +2381

    His papa said son, I have to say no
    This girl is your sister but your mama don't know
    ...
    His mama she laughed, she said go, man, go
    Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know

    • @thelindofiles
      @thelindofiles 6 років тому +41

      Great song!

    • @kevinwg02
      @kevinwg02 6 років тому +5

      Ray Charles everybody !!!!

    • @mgerhardine8098
      @mgerhardine8098 6 років тому

      What's the songs title pls? :)

    • @ydela1961
      @ydela1961 6 років тому +9

      "Shame and scandal in the family" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shame_and_Scandal_in_the_Family

    • @tqdinh2
      @tqdinh2 6 років тому +1

      ydela23 😂

  • @NasciParaAdorar7
    @NasciParaAdorar7 3 роки тому +45

    I replayed his "ew" like 5 times and lol'ed every single time. Alone at home! 😂😂😂

  • @KayamaKoomori
    @KayamaKoomori 4 роки тому +5073

    I like how the doctor tries to convince them that they are still in love....Where is this hospital, Alabama?

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 4 роки тому +465

      But the are stil in love that's the sad heartbreaking part. No one has ever immediately stopped loving someone because they wanted too. Yeah i admit this is disgusting but, sad and disgusting.

    • @fanghur
      @fanghur 4 роки тому +351

      Okay, hot take here, but I don't have any moral problem with the two of them being together, especially given these circumstances. Incest is in and of itself not morally bad, since it doesn't intrinsically cause any harm. It's not immoral, we just tend to find the idea icky. But if, say, a pair of half-siblings are genuinely in love with each other, and especially if they are of similar age, I just can't see any justification in morally condemning them being together. Is it a good idea? Probably not, but it's not immoral.

    • @MadOrse
      @MadOrse 4 роки тому +261

      @@fanghur There's definitely nothing wrong about it if you take them having a child together out of the equation. There is literally no-one being hurt in that scenario.

    • @fanghur
      @fanghur 4 роки тому +30

      MadOrse agreed. Like I said, I'd definitely find it weird. But who am I to judge?

    • @Zharina
      @Zharina 4 роки тому +122

      @@fanghur Morality is a social construct adopted by a society and the people in it to act as guidelines for the benefit of the whole society. Incest is definitely immoral and not just "icky" based on the scientific evidence of having offsprings from an incestuous relationship would prove an evolutionary liability. In other words, bad genes are pooled and their effects amplified/compounded. To allow such an idea as "Noone's getting hurt so let them love each other" to propagate within incestuous relationships is particularly dangerous as they could accidentally bear children. Unplanned pregnancies. Contraception failures. Irresponsible individuals who just don't care. Your line of thinking is dangerous, unscientific and ignorant to its implications. Because where does it stop?
      How about a 40 yr-old father and an 18 yr old daughter? Is it icky or immoral?
      If a whole society believes the way you do, everybody could be having incestuous relationships. And that my friend is very dangerous. This is why it's immoral. This is why it's not allowed. This is why there are laws against incest. This is why it's not just "icky".

  • @TheLeaphia24
    @TheLeaphia24 6 років тому +1741

    Um I have a half brother. It's gonna be a hell no for me. Half is plenty enough to be disgusted by the idea.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 років тому +101

      TheLeaphia24 I have a half brother too, but we weren’t raised together. When we met, there was an attraction. Google “GSA,” genetic sexual attraction. It’s a real thing, primarily with people who are genetically related but not raised together

    • @sjdf6280
      @sjdf6280 6 років тому +157

      UA-camName That is horrifying

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 років тому +45

      수민차 수민차 수민차 no, it’s really not. He was relinquished for adoption as an infant, so we never knew each other, and we don’t look anything alike. Google “genetic sexual attraction,” it’s a known phenomenon and it’s way more common than anyone realizes. It typically happens when 2 family members meet for the first time as adults, and were not raised together.

    • @sjdf6280
      @sjdf6280 6 років тому +84

      UA-camName I'm saying it's horrifying because of the taboo surrounding it. I know it's very common. The thought of meeting my father that hasn't been in my life, as an adult and experiencing a sexual attraction to him sounds awful. It just sounds weird to me. And I know many reunited parents and children have gotten together because of that fact and that is just very off putting to me.

    • @sionnachtine3659
      @sionnachtine3659 6 років тому +67

      I read a story in a magazine where this older woman met the son she put up for adoption and they experienced GSA. That's fine, you know, it's something they couldn't help, but instead of being smart and mature about it, decided to fuck and become a couple. They couldn't legally get married, but they were trying to have a baby. Pissed me off, the selfish fuckers.

  • @josephwilles29
    @josephwilles29 6 років тому +3959

    At least she isn't pregnant

    • @anthonyb9882
      @anthonyb9882 6 років тому +104

      Well, never confirmed. TBH she could

    • @Ozzie_Mandias
      @Ozzie_Mandias 6 років тому +84

      If she does...she has to abort it...i mean Christ...this relationship can be classified as many horrible terms.

    • @IrinNovy
      @IrinNovy 6 років тому +137

      John Seed
      Abort it? Why? Didn't you hear what Forman said? The chances of any defects are pretty low if it's the first incest in the family.

    • @StRanGerManY
      @StRanGerManY 6 років тому +122

      John Seed if you gonna bring christ, and inheritanly, bible, its not really going to help an argument against incest ;) also, mentioning Christ and suggesting abortion at the same time - not the best idea

    • @aysunr.6045
      @aysunr.6045 6 років тому +69

      Well I've seen cousins that married each other and mostly the results (as in kids) weren't the best. One example would be 4 kids but only one is healthy, so i wouldn't even dare to try to carry that out. Also how do you look at someone knowing that they have the same parent and not be weirded out completely

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 2 роки тому +28

    This is the dad's fault he should have told them they were siblings. It's horrible and sad they built such a great relationship and did make a beautiful looking couple

  • @amazaharally5963
    @amazaharally5963 6 років тому +1708

    I wonder how House would've break it to them.... Ouch

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 6 років тому +409

      Team McAvoy probably a lot of sarcasm like "you guys took sibling love to a whole new level without even knowing it".... "daddy got some explainin to dooooo" or something like that

    • @MistrDamige
      @MistrDamige 6 років тому +244

      "Whooooo's yo daddy"

    • @KamiraXIV
      @KamiraXIV 6 років тому +416

      "Everyone who's not married to their sibling raise your hand." Then when they both start raising their hands. "Not so fast."

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 років тому +54

      House was too busy getting arrested. He's such a genius he drives around with loose pills in his pocket. I love him.

    • @amazaharally5963
      @amazaharally5963 6 років тому +2

      Kamira Lololol love this

  • @ninakennedy4092
    @ninakennedy4092 6 років тому +700

    There’s a lesson to be learned here, keep up with your kids. Some people are out here messing around with aunties, uncles, cousins, etc. and don’t know it.

    • @joejose8433
      @joejose8433 6 років тому +5

      Little bit after a few years ago the black actor on Magnum PI not the Remake that's coming out he had different children with different women but it wasn't married to them but one day he decide to do something he decide to have a family reunions he wanted all of his children from different women to meet up in a hotel suite so they can all get to know each other and the reason why he wanted to be done was so that none of them would meet up and started banging each other lol well I'm pretty sure as soon as he left the hotel suite to go get some cigarettes they all started having a incest orgy because let's face it lust has no barriers it doesn't knows no bounds lust and sex go past any lock prison doors LOL so they all got to have any fucking family orgy Because cousin pussy is the best pussy LOL

    • @chaoskillers
      @chaoskillers 5 років тому +18

      @@joejose8433 what i-

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 5 років тому +7

      If only u know how its done in middle east 😂 marrying cousins is like buying chocolates..

    • @eon827
      @eon827 5 років тому +2

      @@emyf9197 except its not always the case. Sure its ok, but not really encouraged. Which is why most parents would recommend to marry someone outside of the family because its healthier and safer.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 5 років тому +1

      My mom joked about how my half sister might be my step uncle's.
      Another step uncle wanted to date my maternal step aunt who is half Puerto Rican. Step siblings, full siblings, half siblings adoptive siblings, foster siblings, whatever. Hell nah!

  • @cheezeball6109
    @cheezeball6109 3 роки тому +35

    "They don't do reverse cowgirl, you don't turn your back on family".

  • @allieboykin1986
    @allieboykin1986 5 років тому +3001

    House: what do y’all think
    Girl: how bout this
    House: nah
    Australian: it HAS to be this
    Bald guy: no way. There is absolutely NO WAY!!
    House:
    *squints*
    ...it’s this
    Everyone: :0

    • @cheyab7662
      @cheyab7662 5 років тому +229

      Allie Boykin That’s it. That’s the show

    • @peterboylan8560
      @peterboylan8560 5 років тому +204

      Thanks for spoiling every episode

    • @yuyumiso
      @yuyumiso 5 років тому +47

      the entirety of the show in a nutshell

    • @yd4520
      @yd4520 5 років тому +8

      Allie Boykin Genius

    • @mutton7891
      @mutton7891 5 років тому +39

      Yup, pretty much the same formula as other shows like Psych, Numbers, Castle, The Mentalist, Bones, Monk, Lie To Me etc. One genius solves everything but at the end of the day, he/she is still treated like a dork/asshole.

  • @Nierez
    @Nierez 5 років тому +232

    After that incestuous speech. Foreman be like "I'll see myself out"

  • @melissabrown95mb
    @melissabrown95mb 6 років тому +2140

    Their father and her mom were very selfish people why the hell would you -let your children marry their sibling- allow your children's relationship to continue any longer than it should have (by not speaking up), just to keep your secret.

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 6 років тому +290

      Sienna I am not sure his mother knew but they ran away as kids. The father tried to keep them apart by beating up the son but he never actually told them.

    • @DDnufcGamer
      @DDnufcGamer 6 років тому +302

      It sounded like they tried, but the kids thought it was based on racism and ran away to be together. It also sounded like the parents were married to different people, so probably didn't want to have the affair out in the open or their marriages would be ruined.
      Agree it is selfish though once they realised the kids were falling for one another.

    • @Thatgirlcodes
      @Thatgirlcodes 6 років тому +21

      They ran away

    • @Janaparnikova
      @Janaparnikova 6 років тому +12

      Sienna are you dumb? they run away as teenagers, they literally said it in video

    • @likklemiss5286
      @likklemiss5286 6 років тому +118

      Sienna it's the fathers fault, why did he beat him instead of telling the truth

  • @alfredoakalilsavage1661
    @alfredoakalilsavage1661 3 роки тому +26

    "Awesome. Can I tell them?" Omg House. This is why I love you 😂😂😂

  • @HurjempiPr0
    @HurjempiPr0 5 років тому +990

    2 words
    House Targaryen

    • @SleepingGiant45
      @SleepingGiant45 5 років тому +8

      Try Tutankhamun's family. Much worse.

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 5 років тому +27

      1 word
      alabama

    • @monicamoreira2303
      @monicamoreira2303 5 років тому +32

      2 words: House Lannister

    • @jennag3226
      @jennag3226 5 років тому +8

      Nah. Lannister. Jaime and cersie.

    • @frostymarbles2655
      @frostymarbles2655 5 років тому +4

      @@jennag3226 Bro the Targaryens are known for their "purity"

  • @catholicgirl545
    @catholicgirl545 6 років тому +227

    “oh God can i tell them?”
    lmao house

  • @SoppingWetBeast
    @SoppingWetBeast 5 років тому +1051

    Me and my half brother were raised together, I don't even like looking at him lol

    • @PinkyMinions
      @PinkyMinions 5 років тому +28

      Space Dad Maybe you guys are gay

    • @SoppingWetBeast
      @SoppingWetBeast 5 років тому +60

      @@PinkyMinions I am gay so what of it?? Lol??

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 5 років тому +54

      I don't even like looking at my blood related brother.

    • @omarkhan5223
      @omarkhan5223 5 років тому +36

      I don't like looking at this guys half brother either.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 5 років тому +11

      Yet you feel the need to tell the world that you DEFINATLY feel nothing. Sure bucko, you should probably get some therapy.

  • @Embrinna
    @Embrinna 3 роки тому +251

    "You are not really siblings."
    *"WE HAVE THE SAME FATHER!"*
    .
    Is the doctor trying to say that they are still okay together despite they sharing a father? Or what?

    • @Jason.cbr1000rr
      @Jason.cbr1000rr 3 роки тому +21

      It happened. Its not really an issue. In this case its accidental so they dunno they are related. But if its intentional from the start then can not really be ok but yea overall in the end ppl can actually be ok without. Especially in other countries its fine

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah he overstep his bounds saying that. They were actually married and it’s illegal for them to continue a relationship. Obviously they were ignorant of it to start with but if they keep banging it’s sinful and illegal

    • @sakurakou2009
      @sakurakou2009 3 роки тому +37

      to be honest aside from religious beliefs their is no reasons why two people who related canf be togather aside from the birth deficits but if they not plan on having kids then no reason

    • @gramioerie_xi133
      @gramioerie_xi133 3 роки тому +1

      @@sakurakou2009 exactly

    • @sakurakou2009
      @sakurakou2009 3 роки тому +4

      @@gramioerie_xi133 I was only saying this on moment but I still think incest is not right , and I also dont like when step siblings have romance relationship but I was saying that majority of our morals and beliefs come from religion , cuz like it or not incest does exist in animal kingdom and however you try to think about it humanity must have started with incest too.

  • @taylor012able
    @taylor012able 5 років тому +704

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THE BOY IS RICKY ULMAN?!?! EFFING PHIL OF THE FUTURE?? I never noticed when this first aired cause of the facial hair and how long his hair is😩.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 5 років тому +20

      What does that emoji even mean? Orgasm or something?

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 5 років тому +13

      I didn't recognize him at all.

    • @foosheezoo
      @foosheezoo 5 років тому +4

      KLove Reactions I was trying to figure out if it was really him

    • @marianaraiser3077
      @marianaraiser3077 5 років тому +6

      I knew I knew him from somewhere! That’s why I watched the video

    • @indi_98
      @indi_98 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit I just noticed that too

  • @TyrBarghest
    @TyrBarghest 6 років тому +3880

    Foreman watches too much anime. He truly thinks incest is wincest.

  • @the1savagebeast
    @the1savagebeast 6 років тому +1219

    I wanted to watch House tell them.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 років тому +17

      SAVAGE

    • @kairi3177
      @kairi3177 6 років тому +6

      Me too 😬😬😬

    • @robinbutler4515
      @robinbutler4515 6 років тому +20

      David Savage yes! I know I would have been feeling sorry for them and laughing at the same time. House has no tact! 😂😂😂

    • @ThePrincessCH
      @ThePrincessCH 6 років тому

      Try dailymotion.

    • @yanibaby19
      @yanibaby19 6 років тому

      Me too

  • @alexplorer
    @alexplorer 2 роки тому +12

    Knowledge of your genetics is more important than sparing feelings. My dad was a big believer in science over keeping family secrets. My grandfather was an alcoholic, but that wasn't every spoken about among my extended family. My dad was one of the few honest ones who shared that knowledge with his kids, and it spared me from making the same mistakes. I recognized that I had addictive tendencies. Knowing that there was a genetic predisposition made me avoid going down the same path. If you know something about what your offspring may carry, let them know. Heart disease, cancer, early-onset Alzheimer's, etc. Many preventable diseases have a genetic component, but without knowledge of what you're carrying, you won't be on guard with early screenings or proactive with treatments or lifestyle changes that mitigate their impact.

  • @isabellaw1070
    @isabellaw1070 5 років тому +46

    I agree with the guy who says they didn’t know and shouldn’t feel bad. There was no way they could have known unless the dad had owned up before they fell in love.

  • @shanittathompson2039
    @shanittathompson2039 6 років тому +751

    I had a friend who's mother would not tell her who her dad was...years later she's grown and has kids. Mom asked how come she dated out of her race...she says, Because I will be dammed if I lay with a relative cause of your selfishness to tell me who my dad is! Momma don't ask her anymore about her babies. She DNA tested the father of her kids b4 she had them lol.

    • @donnabrown1549
      @donnabrown1549 6 років тому +82

      Shanitta Thompson damn ! I ain't the only one! Sad but true, I can't understand the logic of withholding paternal info.

    • @777LoveStory
      @777LoveStory 6 років тому +54

      It's a control thing. Little people who want to feel big.

    • @MrKentakie
      @MrKentakie 6 років тому +29

      Single Mother never have a good reason. It's mostly selfishness..

    • @ISpyABirdie
      @ISpyABirdie 6 років тому +6

      my mum was in a relationship with a married-separated man who had adult kids. and my mums siblings thought he was my dad. until the next man in my mums life who i grew up knowing and called my dad finally did a blood test when i was 18. after high school i changed my mums name to his last name, i had the double-barrelled hyphenated surname of my mums-dads, now i just took of my mums and kept my dads on my birth certificate. hell, the old photos have me looking like my dads sister. you would think she was my mother and not my own mum. i look nothing like my mother, i have her eyes and her mannerisms, and bad habits but thats about it. if i ever had a kid. i would make sure who the father is, but sadly. its my choice not to, well not right now anyways, i like to one day but love is hard to find the right person to be the father of your kids, yet ive had my walls up since my decision. i regret nothing. ive watchd too many shows to notice what i want in my life. dating is by getting to know somebody, a few failed relationships goes a long way before you find mr. right. some of my friends started hooking up when they were 12yo and i was like ewww. idky i stopped been friends with those girls, bc they were disgusting, then i started and well nvm. first heartbreak is the worst. thisEP was one reason, ill always check just to make sure. SRSLY bad parenting.

    • @personalpersonal9356
      @personalpersonal9356 6 років тому +2

      Cause her mama was a skank ... Thats why or her father was a one night stand. How can she tell her if she doesn't even know herself ?

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 6 років тому +1508

    This guy sucks at breaking the news. Just tell them are half-siblings.

    • @EtrnlSoul
      @EtrnlSoul 5 років тому +101

      Lloyd Nix like how house would
      House:*walks in* ur brother and sister
      * watch them panic, walk out *

    • @noblelies
      @noblelies 5 років тому +12

      Only half as bad, right? lol

    • @someone-ji2zb
      @someone-ji2zb 5 років тому +15

      Half siblings can still produce a child with some extreme genetic defects. Siblings are siblings if one parent between them is shared.

    • @someone-ji2zb
      @someone-ji2zb 5 років тому +16

      @@BlueHat1 It is that simple. You either let siblings screw each other, or you flat out tell them the results and save them from having a child together.
      It is only a difficult decision to make for people who are too weak minded and willed to confront the situation. In reality, it is a long term kindness at the cost of seeming like the 'bad guy' for a moment.

    • @nmoomoo
      @nmoomoo 5 років тому +2

      someone667 they could just adopt

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars 2 роки тому +47

    So weird how foreman was pushing for them to stay together lmao. Then stormed off like he doesn’t believe in love anymore. This show is so good.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Рік тому +12

      I don't think he was pushing for them to be together as much as he was pushing for them to not blame themselves. It's not their fault that they fell in love.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 10 місяців тому +1

      @@giantWario It was mostly for himself imo - he didn't like being the bearer of this news, and before giving the news felt that it was unnecessary and they could live together nicely blissfully unaware. So he tried to argue that point, not realising the damage was dealt.

    • @terraprime4457
      @terraprime4457 7 місяців тому

      I loved the look on their faces after he said that. they're like "ew no, are you serious"

  • @volinazhradeana8400
    @volinazhradeana8400 5 років тому +210

    "Half brother and sister"
    *LOOK AT MY HALF BROTHERS*
    .
    *EW*

  • @thechopstickkid
    @thechopstickkid 6 років тому +822

    “Pissed off cause they wife is they sister, and yung gravy just kissed her”

    • @cornyoda8621
      @cornyoda8621 6 років тому +1

      TheChopstickKid 😂 my fav lyrics

    • @TheSpears-on7qq
      @TheSpears-on7qq 6 років тому +3

      Hot damn

    • @picklerick2718
      @picklerick2718 6 років тому +1

      TheChopstickKid not they, their.

    • @mamero8140
      @mamero8140 6 років тому +8

      @@picklerick2718 did u really just spell check a rap lyric

    • @picklerick2718
      @picklerick2718 6 років тому +2

      beanybabie no, I'm a grammar nazi in my spare time.

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild. 5 років тому +603

    How do you recover from this? The feelings wouldn’t automatically stop. Is there therapy for this kind of thing? What the doctor’s saying is right, there was no sibling relationship between them emotionally but biologically they’re brother and sister and I don’t think they let relationships like that carry on.

    • @xxjackirblackbloddxx7377
      @xxjackirblackbloddxx7377 5 років тому +26

      imean if they were actually in love they'd get over it lmao

    • @rrss5497
      @rrss5497 5 років тому +59

      Recover? Move away and move on.

    • @blalala5837
      @blalala5837 5 років тому +42

      Theres therapy for everything. And we get heart broken all of the time. Youd really just not have the option to fall back into it. Just leave and seek counseling.

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 років тому +6

      probably would do the same thing as how same sex relationships used to be treated. people used look down on same sex relationship just like incest.

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 5 років тому +57

      @SuperVince93KaiokenAdvance So by your reasoning nobody should have sex anymore because of the risk of transmitting disease? And before you mention the need for reproduction I have you covered; semen injections. I would make a quip about your moral obligation to avoid sex but it's pretty clear you weren't having that issue before this revelation.

  • @nono-gw7qm
    @nono-gw7qm 3 роки тому +96

    “Yesterday he was willing to die to save her” isn’t just something you do for people you’re in love with. I would be willing to die if that saved my brother’s life

  • @jasonwillows5239
    @jasonwillows5239 4 роки тому +69

    House: Tell them or I will
    Me: Please don't tell them, Foreman. I wanna see House do this.
    I just imagine him busting into the room playing sweet home alabama

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 6 років тому +675

    One of the biggest twists in the series

    • @allrez4157
      @allrez4157 6 років тому +6

      Yes, for me the best was season finale at season 5, the hallucination sex

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 6 років тому +8

      Idk, what about the girl that was actually a guy that had an immunity to testosterone and grew up as a girl. Even tricked the dad to have sex with him to get stuff. Wincest, father and son bonding time.

    • @rezbarbie24
      @rezbarbie24 6 років тому

      omega5040 Which episode was that?

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 6 років тому

      rezbarbie24 skin deep, season 2 episode 13

    • @jamegumb7298
      @jamegumb7298 6 років тому

      Vito Mcsween
      I think the serial killer was.

  • @curiosity7774
    @curiosity7774 5 років тому +529

    This episode should be called "Targaryens "

    • @Greywind920
      @Greywind920 5 років тому +37

      Lannisters

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 5 років тому +13

      Greywind92 nope, definitely Targaryens. They had way more incest happening

    • @estring123
      @estring123 4 роки тому +20

      targannisters

    • @siangchengpang772
      @siangchengpang772 4 роки тому +1

      This was like years before GOT
      Inb4 WOOOSH REDDIT MOMENT YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOKE

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 4 роки тому +5

      They had green eyes....so the Lannisters

  • @DragonsinGenesisPodcast
    @DragonsinGenesisPodcast 3 роки тому +12

    This actually happened about a decade ago. Twins in the UK were given up for adoption and raised by different parents who lived across the country from each other. Met randomly. They decided to hire a private investigator to find each other’s real parents. It was meant to be a gift for their wedding anniversary. They found out they were twins a year after they got married.

    • @desperateswabianhousewife8317
      @desperateswabianhousewife8317 3 роки тому +1

      Mate, that happens all the time. Of course much more often the scenario of the episode: Some halfsiblings based on some affair.

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 6 років тому +263

    Foreman...what's going on, did you fall in love with an accidental cousin or something?

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 6 років тому +2894

    That’s the title of a spoof soap opera.

  • @redwest7617
    @redwest7617 5 років тому +51

    I'm always so astounded (in a good way) with the acting the non-main characters bring to the show. The second she started talking about their eyes being the same, I genuinely felt bad for these two.

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv Рік тому +11

    I love how House was gradually getting annoyed with Foreman about wanting to hide the truth from them.
    "Good plan. Just gotta keep them away from doctors, the internet, and anyone who's not a complete moron. Tell them."
    They will find out eventually. No point in hiding it and them finding out later.
    "He might be a little vexed you kept letting him hump his sister in the mean time. Tell. Them."
    This could turn into a lawsuit for withholding important medical information, and foreman and the hospital could be sued for it.
    "Noble of you to take that risk. Tell them, or I will."
    Foreman is actively putting emotions over their health. It is not the time to put feelings over their lives. He can either try to lessen the blow, or have House tell them with little tact and have them feel even worse. (Not to say House wouldn't have been a bit soft about it. He's a jerk, but not a monster).

  • @ChocoBabiChan
    @ChocoBabiChan 4 роки тому +845

    This is why I refuse to date a Puerto Rican. My great grandfather was a philanderer. I'm probably related to half the island. LOOOL.

    • @Ms.MD7
      @Ms.MD7 4 роки тому +19

      Lmao

    • @rachellecham
      @rachellecham 4 роки тому +59

      I'm Haitian same problem small part of an island everyone related. People found out they were related as teenagers at my church.

    • @MichelleObamasBBC
      @MichelleObamasBBC 4 роки тому +45

      honestly if you're any more distant than being 3rd cousins, the shared genes are negligible.

    • @ChocoBabiChan
      @ChocoBabiChan 4 роки тому +31

      @@MichelleObamasBBC still ew.

    • @JasmineTheSaint
      @JasmineTheSaint 3 роки тому +49

      @@rachellecham This is why Haiti requires blood test prior to obtaining marriage license. 😉

  • @khyceehetharagones339
    @khyceehetharagones339 5 років тому +603

    “You’re not really siblings.”
    HOW WOULD THAT EVEN BE BETTER?? MY GOD I CHOKED
    THEY’RE STILL RELATED.

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 5 років тому +30

      There’s nothing wrong with it, just as long as they get sterilized so that they can’t have children. Weird as hell though. But if it ain’t hurting anyone

    • @khyceehetharagones339
      @khyceehetharagones339 5 років тому +2

      The Spanish Inquisition i just find it so weird 😂 my gosh

    • @Natalie-cv2nt
      @Natalie-cv2nt 5 років тому +7

      @@glowhoo9226 Ew wtf😂

    • @SupportGamin2025
      @SupportGamin2025 5 років тому +9

      @@glowhoo9226 that's still wrong,wtf is wrong with your sick twisted mind?

    • @coledarby665
      @coledarby665 4 роки тому +3

      SupportGaming 2020 how’s it wrong?

  • @TheWefikus
    @TheWefikus 5 років тому +245

    House MD, creating dramatic incestuous relationship before Game of Thrones took it mainstream.

    • @dstacyify
      @dstacyify 5 років тому +1

      Tbf this is only one episode. Game of Thrones was much more unapologetic about it. Not only that, they built their entire main storyline in the show out of it.

  • @CertifiedMayagendist
    @CertifiedMayagendist 3 роки тому +27

    When it comes to your wife
    *YOU ARE THE BROTHER*

  • @sphinxrising1129
    @sphinxrising1129 5 років тому +1266

    Real Case: about 20 years ago.
    Two people who were married needed blood work done.
    Results came back that they was, in fact, full brother & sister.
    They both had been adopted at birth to different famalies, grew up, met, fell in love & married.
    End results was the government forced them to get sterilized in order to remain man & wife.

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 років тому +359

      I feel kinda bad for them getting sterilized but I also know that was the right thing to do, I hate it when the right thing feels really fucked up.

    • @KrisRN23935
      @KrisRN23935 5 років тому +118

      Wait, so they weren't forced to separate? Shoot, someone should have told this couple that. I'd give up biological children if meant keeping my husband.

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 5 років тому +137

      government CAN NOT force anybody to get sterilized.
      siblings and cousins marry all the time.
      Daughters/fathers make kids.
      I'm not saying it's ok, but it was real popular in Roman times and still happens today.

    • @wateo1782
      @wateo1782 5 років тому +153

      @@tinytt854 I also call bullshit on the sterilization part.

    • @JRpainX
      @JRpainX 5 років тому +78

      @@tinytt854 yeap totally fake news, the gov will recommend to not have children's and explain why. They can't force you to be sterilise

  • @RoninMilli
    @RoninMilli 4 роки тому +532

    Spoiler Alert: She left him 😢
    Im adopted and i wouldnt even want to date anyone from my non-biological family nor my biological family. Family is off limits period.

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 4 роки тому +42

      Yeah, Foremen crossed the line there.

    • @jakeblanton6853
      @jakeblanton6853 3 роки тому +3

      Me neither, but considering how all the females ended up looking, I doubt that I could ever get drunk enough to even **think** about it...

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 роки тому +19

      @@jakeblanton6853 PAUSE

    • @imanoldurango8213
      @imanoldurango8213 3 роки тому +9

      @@jakeblanton6853 oof. That’s not something you say out loud

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 3 роки тому +10

      that's Foreman's point; the incest taboo is a social taboo; our disgust only applies to people we see as family. the famous Freud snafu is because he didn't grow up with his mom. he had a nanny.

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 6 років тому +609

    She's my wife
    *SLAP*
    She's My sister
    *SLAP*
    She's My Wife
    *SLAP*
    She's my Sister
    *SLAP* *SLAP*
    She's my wife...and my sister?

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +5

      Laughing sigh.... Classic

    • @shashsrivas
      @shashsrivas 5 років тому +1

      Forget it.. Its chinatown

    • @JP-ks7ey
      @JP-ks7ey 5 років тому +1

      slap
      she's your half sister

  • @TotalTech2.
    @TotalTech2. Рік тому +1

    5:53 That is AMAZING subtle acting right there
    she goes from neutral to shocked to angry in less than 1 second

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 років тому +4691

    What is this, an anime? ONEE-CHAN!

    • @marquezwells55
      @marquezwells55 6 років тому +35

      Trygve Plaustrum oni

    • @marquezwells55
      @marquezwells55 6 років тому +19

      Trygve Plaustrum chan?

    • @brandonyang2306
      @brandonyang2306 6 років тому +41

      Trygve Plaustrum shiiit i was about to make the same joke

    • @Mei-em4qk
      @Mei-em4qk 6 років тому +25

      Trygve Plaustrum Baka

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 6 років тому +43

      Makes my heart go doki doki

  • @charblastaur5895
    @charblastaur5895 6 років тому +4376

    At least she doesn’t have ligma

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 5 років тому +139

    Help I've fallen into a loophole of House clips.. I wonder why I don't just watch the actual show at this point

    • @YYorle
      @YYorle 4 роки тому +2

      And now I have! 9 months after you! Gaaaaaaah!

    • @mkphasard3026
      @mkphasard3026 3 роки тому

      @@YYorle and now I have 7 months after you!!

  • @maxthefanboy7415
    @maxthefanboy7415 3 роки тому +20

    Love the acting of Foreman here. Fantastic stuff.

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 5 років тому +283

    Foreman sounds like a GoT fan. "Your only half brother and sister so its ok, your not really related, you fell in love." Just like Jamie and Cercie, or better yet Jon Snow and Danny. Guess Foreman is pro targaryen.

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 5 років тому +31

      Jamie and Cersei are twins. They’re definitely related

    • @davidgodfrey9780
      @davidgodfrey9780 5 років тому +4

      @@ChrisHorror more like 1000 milliseconds

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 5 років тому +10

      that's disgusting. siblings are siblings. half or not.

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 років тому +3

      u know he in that lannister shit 😂

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 6 років тому +588

    That's rough, buddy.

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 6 років тому +27

      spikegilfer1997 Someone watched Avatar

    • @22grabage
      @22grabage 6 років тому +48

      My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

    • @katarinamilosavljevic1944
      @katarinamilosavljevic1944 6 років тому +16

      DONT BRING ZUKO INTO THIS

    • @ArefinDipto
      @ArefinDipto 6 років тому +2

      my name is blurry face and i care what you think Wait what's ther relation with Zuko here?

    • @phenomenonnarutokun
      @phenomenonnarutokun 6 років тому +3

      spikegilfer1997 I LAUGHED SO HARD I SNORTED COCA COLA 😂😂😂