So when Homer asked Mr. Burns for a raise, he just started laughing, and he didn't even get an answer until the next day at least. Homer must of been patient by waiting so long for a response.
0:50- The real reason Burns didn't want to give Homer a raise was to prevent some possible future Simpson baby from taking his precious teddy bear, Bobo.
That ending was out of left field and absolute genius. This channel never ceases to amaze me, and makes every Friday morning feel like Christmas morning.
I just love the foreshadowing by having the TV showing wasting food in a trash can by having Homer later throw Bart down a well! Sort of like poetry it rhymes.
How are these for episode ideas: The Cannon: In order to celebrate a little girl's birthday, Krusty the clown shoots Sideshow bob out of a cannon. But things go horribly wrong. Macbain: The evil Senator Mendoza plans to unleash a new drug onto the world, but Macbain tries to stop him, after being tricked into eating a gased salad puff he is dumped into a batch of radioactive waste, with Macbain dead Mendoza is free to continue his plans uninterrupted. Who shot Mr. Burns: The town of Springfield is tired of Mr. Burns's tyranny so the whole town conspires to kill him. When Mr. Burns guard is down each of the various members of Springfield takes turns shooting him. Drink the drink that I have made: Mr. Burns is hosting a picnic at his mansion, while Homer and Burns seem to hit it off well Marge gets drunk and humiliated herself costing Homer his job. While driving his inebriated wife home Homer comes up with a plan to drive her off a cliff.
An expectable conclusion to everyone's piling on Homer's wife.
Duffman: oh yeah!
LMAO
Yes.
@@DarkSimpsons Yello: *OOooooohhhhh yyyyyYYEEEEEAAHHH*
*bomp bomp*
Chika-chikaaa
@@DarkSimpsons "She's going to be sore tomorrow."
Wow, Homer waited a whole day for Mr Burns to answer his question about his raise. Classic Simpsons humour right there.
And he says "please continue....", as if to imply Homer had been pleading his case the entire time
I mean that's as impressive as waiting on hold to talk to a representative. He must really want that sweet sweet cash
It kinda implies he waited the entire weekend, since burns went to church. Maybe I’m just thinking too hard.
Haha I liked the stupidity... and homer took it all pretty calmly
Given the dire circumstances he was in, it’s understandable.
"Help! Help!"
"I'm a perfect father!"
Lol!
Hahaha that's good parenting
I lost it there XD
That one legitimately made me lol.
The TV gave him the idea: Wasting Food --> Wasting Your Children!!
That ending was absolutely genius.
Lol glad you enjoyed it!
People do not give this channel the credit it deserves
@@xxczerxx thank you for your support!
So beautiful 😍
"Why I have three kids and no money, why I can't have no kids and three money?" -Homer
Apparently no one cares, hence it being well received, regardless?
@Just A Meliodas I guess I just added it for those people would think that it was your father who said it.
@@janbilko5425 based
@@janbilko5425 A bee took my money! Now my money's gone!
@Just A Meliodas I guess Get rekt shithead
"What did I do to deserve this?"
This series in a nutshell.
Lol bart gets the worst of it..
"Poor guy"
Every Simpsons viewer after seeing what Homer has become in the newer episodes.
Can’t believe I avoided this show for so many years. Its great.
didn't see that coming
Lol success!
That transition was so fast 😂😂😂😂😂
How was this comment released before the actual video?
The DARKEST Simpson
There's this thing called Rule 34. It's way more disturbing than Dark Simpsons.
I'm just shocked that burns left homer standing in his office for an entire night while he laughed, before deploying the hired goons to advance on him
Hired _goons?_
Haha seamless... and homer seemed pretty cool with it haha
Not only one night, bug the full weekend as he went to the church.
@@DarkSimpsons Oh. Well... thanks for your time!
Maybe Smithers told him to go home and come back on Monday once Burns stops laughing?
Dark Simpsons: "Must think of a new dark Simpsons. Something that will completely change the meta...
DS: "I've got it!"
*kills Bart again*
Haha to be fair... bart didn't technically die.... yet
@@DarkSimpsons That twist ending, though!
Bart dug a tunnel and started an underground cult
@@chaos9608 Does he now go by Mother Shabubu?
Poor Bart. Now he'll never get to have a swear word shaved on his head!
Lol, I wonder if homer came back to feed him.
What is it with you kids and that word?
perhaps Sting will do it
Well that's what happens when there's only one gynecologist you can afford.
So when Homer asked Mr. Burns for a raise, he just started laughing, and he didn't even get an answer until the next day at least. Homer must of been patient by waiting so long for a response.
Haha he took it pretty well too.
I mean, Burns even had time to go to Mass. It kind of seems like Homer asked on a Friday and had to wait in Burns' office until Monday!
Wait a minute here....Marge is cheating on Flanders?!
Lol reminds me of john redcorn...
Maybe with Carl
??????
He ended his own son just to raise another man's baby 😂
#Homerfail
#Bartgotleft2die4nothing
Lol maybe bart is still alive... go back to the well
@@DarkSimpsons Maybe what Homer thinks matters more! 😂😂😂
I think the implication was that he was going to divorce Marge/give the baby away because she cheated on him, so he killed Bart for no reason
This actually seemed like it could have a wholesome ending, but this is Dark Simpsons
Before or after Bart got thrown in the fountain? Lol
@@JeromeKerr1 Before
Lol I haven't had a wholesome video in a while...
I love how the thumbnail has Maggie in it even though she isn’t shown at all throughout the video XD
Haha it's all a part of the art...
I love that you've single handedly made The Simpsons funny for the first time in 20 years.
Haha much appreciated. Though to be fair, I still enjoy the new episodes, the secret is not to compare it to the classics lol.
2:46 don’t worry Bart at least you have Little Timmy accompany you
Haha timmy died long ago!
@@DarkSimpsons Lassie got tired of saving his clutzy ass.
Although we can't rescue the boy, we can freeze him so future generations can rescue him.
At least Bart has an outside chance of being alive? This is pretty dark, nice.
Haha if homer decides to go back for him.
@@DarkSimpsons or Sting.
Dark Simpsons switch apu baby for Bart
Well well well... I guess Apu meant it by "Please come again."
Giving us something dark is one thing, but this is false advertising
Flagrant false advertising
Lol I lie because I care...
No money down.
This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against the film The Neverending Story.
@@airplayrule No! Money DOWN!
Homer: 35
Marge: 15
Bart: 28 ⬆️
Lisa: 14
Maggie: 11
Other Deaths:
Milhouse: 5
Ned, Rod, Todd, Mr. Burns: 4
Moe, Skinner, Apu and Maude: 3
Snowball II, Ralph, Chief Wiggum, Moleman, Lenny, and Sideshow Bob, and Krusty : 2
Lisa's Pony, Patty, Selma, Santa's Little Helper, Reverend Lovejoy, Willie, Nelson, Martin, Luis, Sherri and Terri, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Barney, Kent, Duffman, Edna, Helen, and Snake: 1
Who said he died in the well? Maybe Homer came and got him back, or even someone else?
Mayyyybe
@@icantthinkofausername8574 Let's just say it was Moe.
@Dark Simpsons, you gotta pump up the Marge and Lisa deaths.
Come on Dark Simpsons, Bart needs 8 more deaths to reclaim his spot!
0:50- The real reason Burns didn't want to give Homer a raise was to prevent some possible future Simpson baby from taking his precious teddy bear, Bobo.
Lol, homer waited a whole day but still took the rejection quite well.
Marge: "I'm pregnant"
Homer: "I'm never going to financially recover from this."
And he never did lol
*Ah, as always, Apu is hot-blooded for sure.*
Check it and see!
Hahaha didn’t see that ending coming!
Lol surprise!
That ending twist, well done.
Lol glad you enjoyed it
For no reason here’s Apu!
Those were the days!
There IS a reason this time
that ending was brilliant. Apu what the hell.
Haha who could resist...
Brilliant! And not out of this Marge's character.
Lol glad you enjoyed it!
That ending was out of left field and absolute genius.
This channel never ceases to amaze me, and makes every Friday morning feel like Christmas morning.
Lol thank you buddy. I really appreciate the support
I bet Homer killed Marge in the extended ending
Lol the mother of his children?!
@@DarkSimpsons yes
The "poor guy" at the end really made this video.
Haha that was the cherry ontop of the chocolate sunday.
Homer: Apu, you moron!
Marge: Apu, you genius!
Thank you! Come again
This actually flows like an actual classic episode
Lol thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
I didn’t see that ending coming. Awesome
Haha surprise! Every father's worst nightmare.
3:10: "Mi hijo es negro? NEGRO!?!"
(An scene with %#€ could anticipate his revenge for a past Dark Simpson)
Inspirado en la Rosa de Guadalupe, terrible man.
Yep, when someone in the Simpsons family watches "Itchy and Scratchy," it gives them a dark idea!
Haha cartoons are a bad influence.
Before leaving Springfield Apu made sure to leave his mark.
Lol he got some squishee before he left
That is funny when Homer saw baby Gheet or someone. And when Homer threw Bart down the well. GR8 Work.
Thank you!
"I am perfect father!" I am dead :DD This is amazing and upload for my birthday. Thanks!
Happy birthday buddy! Have a good one.
1:35 Homer breaks time and space by opening the front door and entering through the back door
Haha I gotta say I'm quite proud of that cut
"What did I do to deserve this?"
Why, you starred in a Dark Simpsons video of course!
Haha bart has the worst of luck
Dark Simpsons Homer has it pretty hard as well
Of course nobody is going to help him. How does he dare rip-off the tragedy of poor Timmy O'Toole?
We're sending our love down the well!
@@DarkSimpsons ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!!
♪ For no reason here's apu's baby ♪
Those were the days!!!
Woah! What a twist!
I also laughed at the part where Marge decides wasting food is a good idea 🤣
Haha yeah, it was so stupid lol
Well I wasn't expecting that ending!
Lol surprise!
That ending- that's was brilliant! XD
Excellent editing work here!
Lol thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
This was one of the best. You're story lines are getting better. Honestly didn't see bart down the well coming til it was too late
Haha glad you enjoyed it!
Another masterfully crafted episode. Well done!
Lol thank you!
Homer throwing Bart into the well was pure creative genius. Nice to see your editing skills are always improving.
Lol thank you, glad you enjoyed it
I'm convinced your brain just thinks of the funniest shit. I'm actually dying, nice one lol
Haha yeah the ending twist was really something here!
Well that explains why Marge does all her shopping at the kwiki mart.
Lol especially when the prices are so high
I just love the foreshadowing by having the TV showing wasting food in a trash can by having Homer later throw Bart down a well! Sort of like poetry it rhymes.
Lol yeah. They get alot of ideas from tv
*throws son down a well*
I’m a perfect father!
Lol, homer is twisted
2:44 At least Bart wore a helmet while falling
I love how Maggie never even appeared in the episode at all... classic Dark Simpsons! :D
Haha I lie in the thumbnail because I love you guys
Hah! The ending caught me off guard and had me in stitches. Kudos to you sir, kudos.
Haha glad you enjoyed it buddy
That new Simpson was a little darker than expected, eh?
Haha they dont call it light Simpsons!
Apu: "ummm that's good adultery"
Lol ive got to use that line
@@DarkSimpsons potential clip idea of how the baby was conceived 😂 (source the episode when You cheated) lol
Homer Simpson, the test results are in! YOU ARE *NOT* THE FATHER!!!!!!!!! Apu, YOU *ARE* THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
Gasp!
Dr Hibbert's old hair cut will keep me up at night.
Haha he's had a lot of different haircuts through the years. Afro, corn rows...
Lunch beer be best beer
Oh a nice cold beer on a weekday lunch! That's fantastic.
excellent work! and that plot twist was just perfect! loved how you merged the food waste video and mr burns laughing into this episode :-)
Haha yes! Those two bits weren't very important but had a good humor to it.
What surprised me most was Marge's fascination on wasting food especially when feeding thr-two kids.
Haha yeah! Homer is there worried about money and Marge wants to waste food haha
The self-help tape was so good it made Marge's pregnancy briefly disappear.
Haha seamless huh?
Who would have thought Flanders had Indian genes?
Lol marge likes to sleep around.
your genius never ceases to amaze me
So Apu had a reason to come to Marge...
How are these for episode ideas:
The Cannon: In order to celebrate a little girl's birthday, Krusty the clown shoots Sideshow bob out of a cannon. But things go horribly wrong.
Macbain: The evil Senator Mendoza plans to unleash a new drug onto the world, but Macbain tries to stop him, after being tricked into eating a gased salad puff he is dumped into a batch of radioactive waste, with Macbain dead Mendoza is free to continue his plans uninterrupted.
Who shot Mr. Burns: The town of Springfield is tired of Mr. Burns's tyranny so the whole town conspires to kill him. When Mr. Burns guard is down each of the various members of Springfield takes turns shooting him.
Drink the drink that I have made: Mr. Burns is hosting a picnic at his mansion, while Homer and Burns seem to hit it off well Marge gets drunk and humiliated herself costing Homer his job. While driving his inebriated wife home Homer comes up with a plan to drive her off a cliff.
Haha these are great. I'll add em to my notebook
3:24 Ohh you don't know how right you are.
This was already peak Dark Simpsons but the punchline brings it all home
Haha glad you enjoyed it
I'm sure "lunch beer" is supposed to be a joke, but I'm looking at Denmark
You always find a way to catch me off guard, Dark Simpsons.
Lol I'd consider that a success
Homer threw Bart down a well to pay for Maggie, what a evil bastard!
This takes do it for her too far!!
XD
Haha kids are expensive lol
Plot twist: Ned found Bart at night, then he got adopted
3:20 Homer scream make me laugh so hard! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol homer has the best screams
@@DarkSimpsons Yep, so true. XD
Quite a few funny moments mixed into the depravity. What a nice change of pace!
Haha glad you enjoyed it!
3:01 No you're not, You're a terrible father!
Hahaha, yeah...
God damn this is better then the new season of the Twilight Zone.
Haha I really need to watch the twilight zone.
@@DarkSimpsons New one on CBS All Access or just in general?
3:15 - now that's a twist I didn't see coming. Mad props
Lol thank you
If anything inappropriate happens, there will be a riot.
Now that's an ending lol
Who would've thought that homer wasnt the father!
I know. We all thought Marge was a one woman man lol
@@WhiskeyBrewer lol
Throwing Bart down a well was surprise enough, but that ending was perfection.
Haha glad you enjoyed it
Poor Bart Let's all send our love down the well.
All the way down!
What a really good episode today!! And that’s kinda all I have to say Keep at it Dark Simpsons!!!
Lol thank you for your support!
I would say that Flanders is the father but.....
Haha the baby doesnt have a mustache
That last gag was spectacular. Completely took me by surprise!
Lol fantastic! Glad you enjoyed it.
Just looking at the Description gives me anxiety
Wait till you see the ending!
Lol I'd recommend watching the video before reading the description
Well, Apu was present in the crowd when they stormed the Simpson house in "Everyone pile on Homer's wife."
:/
Lol, I guess homer shouldnt be surprised.
Im Sick
But hibbert said you were a beautiful healthy baby!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😷😷😷😷😷🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 3:17
I actually wasn’t expecting that twist. Well played!
Lol surprise!
Holy cow that ending tho 😳😂
Good work as usual.
Lol glad you enjoyed it
@@DarkSimpsons I enjoy all your videos :D
Apu: Ooh Marge! You've had less than eight kids, Haven't you?
Marge: Oh, Apu! Scratch and win!
Apu: Mmm, that's good adultery!
He's hot blooded! Check it and see
I bust a gut watching this, the final twist was amazing; excellent as ever Dark Simpsons
Lol much appreciated. Glad you enjoyed it.
The twist ending is pure gold.
Lol thank you! Glad you liked iy
Honestly just felt like a Simpsons episode and then that ending. Great job as always!!
Haha thank you! Glad you enjoyed it
Ahaha, I saw the comments about apu and couldn't see how he could possibly be in the episode
What a twist! You've done it again, DS
Haha glad you enjoyed it buddy
Marge had an affair with Apu!
LMFAO!!! That ending. You did it again, Dark Simpsons!
Haha thanks buddy. Glad you enjoyed it!
I LOVE the plot twist in the end! X'D
Lol surprise! Glad you enjoyed it