Some Dirty Jokes For Your Pleasure | Fern Brady | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Рік тому +193

    “Never thought of myself as bisexual, I just thought I was a legend” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rol9408
    @rol9408 Рік тому +264

    "baby... you're looking kinda anemic" 😂

  • @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512
    @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512 Рік тому +183

    "DUP demands apology." Every time a comedian is asked to apologise and they don't, an angel get's their wings.

    • @samhughes9631
      @samhughes9631 Рік тому +9

      *gets

    • @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512
      @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512 Рік тому +1

      This guy getz it👏 @@samhughes9631

    • @garybrocklehurst6784
      @garybrocklehurst6784 5 місяців тому

      ​@@samhughes9631
      I think spelling and grammar are gonna be lost skills in a generation or so.
      Part of me wonders if you're autistic too. I was tempted to use the possessive your rather than the contraction 😂

  • @theTrend7
    @theTrend7 Рік тому +144

    I love Fern,that crowd was sleepy though,geesh

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 Рік тому +5

      Or maybe she's not very funny

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope Рік тому +13

      They probably didn't understand the language.

    • @ibast1
      @ibast1 11 місяців тому +7

      I'd say a combination of not understanding her and the fact sexuality jokes aren't edgy in Sydney. Along with San Fran, Sydney is a gay capital of the world.
      she strikes harder where it's still not as normalised.

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 9 місяців тому +6

      Yeah as others have said, the accent might have been a barrier and that DUP stuff might have landed better if they were familiar with the references.

  • @DarthD00bius
    @DarthD00bius Рік тому +82

    The "shoot you in the kneecaps" was a next-level joke she just kind of sneaked in there.

    • @occidentalist
      @occidentalist Рік тому +1

      please explain for the dim ones like me

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@occidentalistA common response by Irish paramilitaries back in the day. Don't worry, the audience didn't get it either.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 8 днів тому

      ​@@EdwardLindonTo be fair the audience was Australian, they don't get most things.

  • @gidsinveenhuizenpuntnl
    @gidsinveenhuizenpuntnl Рік тому +33

    Sydney was not quite prepared 😂

  • @Chalmers-e9u
    @Chalmers-e9u Рік тому +25

    It’s no cupcakes, Fern. It’s the ICING on cupcakes…😂😂😂😂

  • @mehAudio
    @mehAudio 10 місяців тому +8

    Fern broke the Aussies. Quite the achievement, tbh 😂

  • @bransonwilson529
    @bransonwilson529 11 місяців тому +12

    I feel like like I'm not supposed to be that attracted to that accent this much but its happening lol

  • @billbrobaggins221
    @billbrobaggins221 Рік тому +16

    Fern is amazing. Love her work.

  • @skirmish23
    @skirmish23 Рік тому +34

    I love her style. Read her book, it’s amazing

  • @robertmaybeth3434
    @robertmaybeth3434 11 місяців тому +6

    Fern Brady is the national treasure of Scotland warts and all. She could make me laugh going through a car-wash.

    • @oliviadaly4795
      @oliviadaly4795 9 місяців тому +1

      I feel like she's a British national treasure, not just a Scottish one :)

    • @jaydee3216
      @jaydee3216 9 місяців тому +3

      Us Scots are very proud of our wee Fern. She is definitely a national treasure. I remember seeing her in the comedy clubs up here years and years ago. Fancied the pants off her then and still do ;)

    • @robertmaybeth3434
      @robertmaybeth3434 9 місяців тому +2

      @@oliviadaly4795 Oh, perhaps, but if you lump the Scots in w the English I have found if there are any Scots listening, you tend to be corrected immediately innit?

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 11 місяців тому +3

    That kneecapping joke had me winded laughing 😂

  • @helgebrekke
    @helgebrekke Рік тому +35

    BRB-printin’ a t-shirt sayin’
    «FERN, AH FEEL A WEE BIT ANEMIC»
    & bring to the next show ✌🏼

  • @marleybone6615
    @marleybone6615 11 місяців тому +4

    Brilliant and insightful…oh and hilarious!

  • @carlofiorletta
    @carlofiorletta Рік тому +9

    wonderful, funny and I learned something about factory settings and being polite.

  • @db5823
    @db5823 3 роки тому +41

    Legend.

  • @kim1085
    @kim1085 Рік тому +12

    She’s brutal 😂love it!

  • @Wandfigur
    @Wandfigur 8 місяців тому +3

    She is a legend!

  • @eloscriptor725
    @eloscriptor725 21 день тому +1

    2:40 "good good, she's been restored to Factory settings"

  • @bluespig1
    @bluespig1 3 роки тому +88

    This comedian is THE real deal.

  • @akairborne
    @akairborne 22 дні тому

    Bon apetit. Holy crap! Bloody brilliant!

  • @hayleesmith705
    @hayleesmith705 11 годин тому

    Hilarious. Love her.

  • @chanelcole5885
    @chanelcole5885 3 роки тому +30

    I've missed Fern!

  • @flemingcourt
    @flemingcourt 10 місяців тому

    This woman is brilliant!

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 роки тому +5

    ahhhahaha the second last chapter is called Jazz...

  • @Gillsing
    @Gillsing 10 місяців тому +3

    Had to turn on autogenerated closed captions, and then google:
    Baraka Pineapple Flavored Gelatin Dessert Powder
    Never heard of it until now.

  • @ADSCoachSimonB2112
    @ADSCoachSimonB2112 9 місяців тому

    Wife always said being bye sexy was just pure genius while doing dog style, she would actually have someone else to talk about fashion tips and stuff at the same time

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 8 місяців тому +1

      Worthwhile to question why we think two people in a relationship can expect the other to completely fulfill everything each of them needs in their entire lives.

    • @emilydegroot6436
      @emilydegroot6436 4 місяці тому

      I think you may be conflating and combining bisexuality and polyamory? There's the seperate idea of someone who's into both gals and guys (bisexual), and someone who's happy being non-monogamous (polyamorous). These do come up together a lot, since with throuple-type situations, there's often a mix of genders, and if you care about both of your partners, then odds are you're doing a bisexuality with liking two people of different genders, but. You can absolutely just be a straight guy who's in a relationship with two women, or a gay woman who's in a relationship with a woman who also happens to also be partners with a guy. Anyways, cheers to you and yours, y'all seem great 😄

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Рік тому +5

    She must have caught that crowd before they had been to the bar, although I admit that hearing the same material a second time is rarely a knee slapper. Melbourne would have given her a better reception.

  • @sethdesplinter5087
    @sethdesplinter5087 3 роки тому +16

    You are a Legend and I think Bisexual women are the best!

  • @hypnotherapycw
    @hypnotherapycw 2 роки тому +15

    brilliant and brilliant... reset to factory settings.... OMG and honey, you're looking a little anemic.... im in love

  • @33sugaD
    @33sugaD Рік тому +1

    I can’t wait to get her book! She’s wonderful!

  • @xanderlee4733
    @xanderlee4733 3 роки тому +12

    She is gorgeous!

  • @bmacpher
    @bmacpher Рік тому +7

    Did someone slip the crowd ketamine? They were weirdly quiet there.

    • @dondesmond7969
      @dondesmond7969 Рік тому +1

      Just an audience of couples not laughing because they're trying to work out how nuch of the mareial applies to them.
      Add in the conversation they know they're giong to have later and how their laughing will infuence that and you have
      good old fashioned 'not as liberal as l thought l was laughter surpression.
      The truth hurts and Fern takes no prisoners.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 8 місяців тому +1

      Their jaws were all sore.

  • @stevend1420
    @stevend1420 3 роки тому +27

    She is so funny. And I'm starting to understand accent her the more I listen to her. It's kinda hot

  • @lewisloveswildtimes9565
    @lewisloveswildtimes9565 3 роки тому +13

    Oi I'm feeling a bit anemic lol

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 2 роки тому +3

      yes FBI this vampire right here

  • @RonsHere123
    @RonsHere123 Рік тому +1

    How Hard is it to Not Smash The Avocado's?

  • @applejack10
    @applejack10 2 роки тому +3

    shes pretty cool

  • @donjezza
    @donjezza 3 роки тому +20

    Baby your lookin' kinda anemic XD

  • @Andreas-gh6is
    @Andreas-gh6is Рік тому +4

    All sex is disgusting... you need a lot of sexual atttraction and/or arousal to forget that for long enough to get it over with.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 8 місяців тому +1

      I don't think this is a commonly-held sentiment. Have you looked into asexuality? Some people just are not sexual. And then there are people who can't stand the sound of eating, for example, and maybe the sensory input is super disgusting? I'm just trying to give you some leads, not trying to act like I know anything about you.

  • @feentje92
    @feentje92 3 роки тому +7

    I mean...
    I am low on iron 👀

  • @RocLobo358
    @RocLobo358 Рік тому +1

    5 minutes too short

  • @Yupppi
    @Yupppi 9 місяців тому

    Are people in English speaking countries really so afraid of being bisexual? I've heard many women say that, that people don't believe you or judge you or something. I always thought it's some extreme rarity thing. Like a perfectly straight woman comes odd to me given how it was even tested in studies that women look at women differently to men looking men, quite similarly to men looking at women. And that it applied to pretty much every woman, to those considering them completely straight too. Always made me think women who assure you they're 100% heterosexual were compensating. And like what do men lose in that? Not the opportunity to see two women go at each other like in the guy's favourite film.

  • @bigl6322
    @bigl6322 Рік тому +1

    Ok, that was some better material for her. Not usually a huge fan but she had me LOLing a couple times.

  • @AllenKnutson
    @AllenKnutson Рік тому

    "A lot of young people are macaques"? 2:48

    • @rhianlock692
      @rhianlock692 Рік тому +6

      'a lot of young people at my gigs'

  • @kellimoorer9032
    @kellimoorer9032 10 місяців тому

    I would feed my boyfriends certain things so it would taste better 😊some were good tasting good because they were so healthy. I enjoyed a man’s package

  • @bennpierce2990
    @bennpierce2990 21 день тому

    Slava Ukraine!! Slava Prof. Darin Gerdes!! Slava Ukraine!! mm

  • @bussi7859
    @bussi7859 11 місяців тому

    Brain enema

  • @fimy3268
    @fimy3268 3 роки тому +1

    :D

  • @mnkykungfu
    @mnkykungfu Рік тому +3

    Dude, Sydney sucks. This set was fire, and they're sitting there acting like she's telling knock-knock jokes. I bet they went home and complained in their thoughtfully-toned-down Aussie accents how they couldn't understand a word she said.

  • @YumanoidPontifex
    @YumanoidPontifex 3 роки тому +12

    legend. now i'm so turned on for fern's iron!

  • @brucekaraus7330
    @brucekaraus7330 Місяць тому

    The room is a bit dead.

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 Рік тому

    Funny!

  • @KayZee1957
    @KayZee1957 3 роки тому +12

    As much as I like her, the "Game, set, match" line just doesn't land.

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 2 роки тому

      this

    • @pioneer_1148
      @pioneer_1148 Рік тому +4

      Agreed, IMO she's very hit and miss but when she hits she hits it's epic!

    • @KayZee1957
      @KayZee1957 Рік тому

      @@pioneer_1148 She's been one of my faves for a while now. Her getting a NF special made me happy for her.

  • @frentz7
    @frentz7 Рік тому

    genius.

  • @Im_who_made_you_life
    @Im_who_made_you_life Рік тому

    Mmmm rainbow kissing

  • @js_models
    @js_models Рік тому +4

    It’s a meh from me, sorry.

  • @daviddeegan1740
    @daviddeegan1740 9 місяців тому

    great performance crap audience

  • @nonyadamnbusiness9887
    @nonyadamnbusiness9887 Рік тому +4

    Wow, her timing was way off on this one. She's usually spot on.

    • @neithere
      @neithere Рік тому

      WDYM? The pauses were too long or what?

    • @denverstrong473
      @denverstrong473 Рік тому +1

      ​@@neitherei think this was too fast. The timing kinda comes from the audience. Let them digest the joke before you hand them another one. Her other clips have MUCH better timing and don't feel rushed. Believe it or not, comedy is still a conversation

  • @commonsense4257
    @commonsense4257 Рік тому +2

    once and awhile it got a bit cringy...sorry

  • @therealchris
    @therealchris 6 місяців тому

    what was this word again, that decribed a woman that is completely different to most of the women you know? oh yes: "funny"... Fern is really funny.

    • @stefrost4029
      @stefrost4029 6 місяців тому

      Women are as funny as anyone else, incel.

  • @_DarkEmperor
    @_DarkEmperor Рік тому +6

    This is so boring.

  • @raystewart6524
    @raystewart6524 Рік тому +5

    Not even funny..

  • @livingstonseagull2465
    @livingstonseagull2465 2 дні тому

    She makes me feel like in the video game Fable

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Рік тому +1

    yucky.

  • @scottmcadam4509
    @scottmcadam4509 Рік тому +4

    I am a huge comedy fan
    This is failure to deliver
    Saw her live and she was just as bad
    She really needs better material and learn how to connect with her audience

  • @kimmathis1945
    @kimmathis1945 Рік тому +5

    got the picture, another comedienne blabbing about sex…

  • @carlgriffiths859
    @carlgriffiths859 11 місяців тому

    Poor material delivered without finesse.

  • @jonathanpanelcraft8964
    @jonathanpanelcraft8964 3 роки тому +8

    Awful, basic, not funny, just sickly.

    • @mjsicinski
      @mjsicinski 2 роки тому +2

      But enough about yr mom.

    • @jameselliot9114
      @jameselliot9114 2 роки тому +18

      thank you for your input

    • @hypnotherapycw
      @hypnotherapycw 2 роки тому +2

      and you're white too, arent you... imagine that, a cis het white man with an opinion. are you xSTAIN too?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 2 роки тому +2

      basic??? you can keep your shit opinions (to yourself) but this is factually *not* basic.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 Рік тому +4

      So you don't get it. Back to your colouring books.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +1

    The DUP are a very conservative, Christian political party who have made their position clear on anyone who isn’t heterosexual.
    Fern Brady sounds like she is channeling Jerry Sadowitz in this clip. All I heard was anger and shock value, it wasn’t comedy.

    • @mattparker8747
      @mattparker8747 Рік тому +3

      Not quite. The DUP are the political wing of the UVF, much like Sinn Fein are the political wing the the IRA. They're basically terrorists with clipboards instead of guns

    • @AdamMclardy
      @AdamMclardy Рік тому +18

      So you didn’t understand the jokes ?

  • @User3749cvndhkcgk
    @User3749cvndhkcgk 9 місяців тому

    Disgustingly disgraceful

  • @terranovarubacha5473
    @terranovarubacha5473 Рік тому +5

    Fern IS a legend

  • @shelliK18
    @shelliK18 6 місяців тому

    that last one, I'm not saying no way, just, yah, that's a hard ask...