Mulan (2020) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 25 тра 2021
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    It's awful Disney remake time again! Let's see how they missed the mark this time with a film that was practically gift wrapped to be epic. Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Disney's Mulan (2020).
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    Mulan is a 2020 American fantasy action drama film produced by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Niki Caro from a screenplay by Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Lauren Hynek, and Elizabeth Martin, it is a live-action adaptation of Walt Disney Animation Studios' 1998 film of the same name, itself based on the Chinese folklore story Ballad of Mulan. The film stars Yifei Liu in the title role, alongside Donnie Yen, Tzi Ma, Jason Scott Lee, Yoson An, Ron Yuan, Gong Li, and Jet Li in supporting roles.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  3 роки тому +866

    DISHONOR ON YOUR CASHCOW!!!!!!
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    • @jaemelancholy1684
      @jaemelancholy1684 3 роки тому +8

      Review Infinity Train on HBO max
      And my little Pony Rainbow Rocks it's a very good movie.
      And Justice Unlimited the Cadmus arc is amazing

    • @TheAvram25
      @TheAvram25 3 роки тому +16

      DISHONOR ON ALL THESE DISNEY REMAKES!

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 3 роки тому +10

      Review The Simpsons Movie and South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

    • @captainhook1911
      @captainhook1911 3 роки тому +10

      Can you review Peter Pan (2003) or Curse of the Black Pearl?

    • @jerricablackcat4303
      @jerricablackcat4303 3 роки тому +6

      Can you review Robots?

  • @slashtheporcupine6746
    @slashtheporcupine6746 3 роки тому +4999

    Fun fact: the reason why the actress is so wooden, boring and rarely emotes is because she has said that it helps make her more pretty. I am not joking. Also, I love how the directors said that they removed Mushu because they didn’t want any magic in the movie while giving us a witch and a phoenix.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 3 роки тому +483

      She's an actress! She starred in that movie to act! Didn't she!

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 3 роки тому +604

      It's not even like it's a cultural thing, there's some really good tearjerking performances from the late great Hong Kong studios. This lady just doesn't want to emote.

    • @user-qj9en1kp1m
      @user-qj9en1kp1m 3 роки тому +317

      I have the suspicion that when she is mocking her make-up (apparently it was based on real Chinese make-up, but re-created in a very disrespectful way) by demonstrating how there is no difference between her facial expressions, she was not being sarcastic. That was a legit demonstration and guide of her acting range. I don't know, maybe in other movies she gave a better performance, but here she had the same expression throughout the entire movie. The voice actress of the original Mulan had more intonations in one line than New Mulan had in a 100 lines!

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 3 роки тому +51

      Wait........ where on earth did you read that about the actress?!😱

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 3 роки тому +246

      That...that's not how life works. I'm not telling you this, I'm telling the actress this. If you're an actress, you act. Imagine if a cook said, "I'm not making really great dishes, because I don't want to get messy and hungry while--FOOL, DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!" Also, that ain't gonna fly in her next audition.

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 3 роки тому +845

    I hate movies with " strong female characters".
    I love movies with strong characters that happen to be women.
    Yes, there is a difference.

    • @andyz2861
      @andyz2861 3 роки тому +82

      If you haven’t seen Alita Battle Angel, do. It’s probably the only movie with the latter that’s come out in years.

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 роки тому +14

      I hope that we'll get one of the latter on screen in the coming years - Vin, from the Mistborn series. She is one of the best characters I've ever seen in fiction.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +7

      @@andyz2861 as someone who knew nothing about the character going in, i loved the movie and she became one of my favorite female characters that year

    • @canadianmale7610
      @canadianmale7610 3 роки тому +7

      Furiosa

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 3 роки тому +41

      Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride), Imperator Furiosa, Mildred Hayes from Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri and Hit-Girl are all examples of strong characters that happen to be women

  • @oddcrafter1270
    @oddcrafter1270 2 роки тому +1175

    "Let [women] be heroes, but also let them be villains, not just misunderstood heroes."
    THANK you. Seriously.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 роки тому +102

      Welcome to modern female empowerment. "Women are perfect, can do no wrong, and if they do wrong are just misunderstood!"

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 2 роки тому +13

      Lena Headey was pretty awesome villain in Dredd.

    • @Astolfo2001
      @Astolfo2001 2 роки тому +29

      And this is why anime is becoming more and more popular each day. Nanoha Takamachi, Medaka Kurokami, Shana, Hibiki Tachibana, Asuka, Saber, Sailor Moon, and Sakura Kinomoto are all more fleshed out characters than all of the characters of this dishonor to celluloid. And feminism as we know it in the West is not very popular in Japan.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 роки тому

      @@Astolfo2001 western feminism is kind of a joke, its usually just reverse discrimination and thinks empowering women means attacking men rather then having women actually doing something empowering.

    • @darkcylander
      @darkcylander 2 роки тому +6

      why did you bracket the word women?

  • @lexaurelio2446
    @lexaurelio2446 3 роки тому +1942

    Aang showed more facial expressions during his scene dealing with Koh the Face Stealer than this Mulan actress did during this entire movie.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 роки тому +110

      So did Mei through the whole series

    • @theresidentevilafter
      @theresidentevilafter 3 роки тому +52

      Damn. That's a good burn.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 3 роки тому +17

      Abridged Sugaha Kirigaya had more emotions when Yui tortured her by stealing her face...

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +9

      @Russell Jordan Holy shit that would’ve been amazing… TAKE NOTES SHYAMALAN!

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 2 роки тому +8

      @Russell Jordan Holy crap not even the phoenix could dish out a burn that harsh. nice!

  • @robpagenkopf5829
    @robpagenkopf5829 3 роки тому +4269

    Who would have thought taking out the songs, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and Mulan’s personality as well as any heart, depth, growth, or just all emotions in general would result in a bad movie? Simply shocking.

    • @nerdscornercollectibles7902
      @nerdscornercollectibles7902 3 роки тому +116

      At least they didn’t cgi mushu and cri-kee though

    • @koneheadcokehead4981
      @koneheadcokehead4981 3 роки тому +22

      Right?

    • @raven3067
      @raven3067 3 роки тому +73

      @@nerdscornercollectibles7902 I would much prefer that than what they originally did.

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 3 роки тому +56

      Ah yes, one of the many, many, many, many MANNY reasons why I’ve lost faith in Disney films

    • @raven3067
      @raven3067 3 роки тому +10

      @@meep9231 Big facts

  • @cross172
    @cross172 3 роки тому +1836

    “What man will want to marry a girl who flips around on rooftops?”
    All of them. All of the men.

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 3 роки тому +49

      Yup

    • @slayer0235
      @slayer0235 3 роки тому +94

      *raises both hands*

    • @ZatchZXman
      @ZatchZXman 3 роки тому +145

      Real men. Not fake men who cry dinner is not ready.

    • @penny1545
      @penny1545 3 роки тому +25

      Spider-Man: Screw M.J! She is pathetic compared to Mulan!

    • @tyberzann101
      @tyberzann101 3 роки тому +85

      a woman who can help me clean the gutters, take down christmas lights and get frisbees and baseballs off the roof safely WITHOUT a ladder?! nah ill pass

  • @unluckychucky3979
    @unluckychucky3979 3 роки тому +933

    The horse from the 98’ Mulan had more personally than the entire 2020 mulan combined

  • @AnonyBoiii
    @AnonyBoiii 2 роки тому +421

    Removes Mushu to make things “realistic”
    *Adds force powers, a witch and a Phoenix*

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 2 роки тому +5

      True dat

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 2 роки тому +39

      Dishonor on them, dishonor on their cow, dishonor on their whole family.

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 2 роки тому +4

      @@diegodubber2140 who? Disney?

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 2 роки тому +12

      @@ryanangelastro504 Dishonor on Disney, dishonor on Niki Caro, dishonor on their whole family of crappy live-action abominations.

    • @d_fnanda
      @d_fnanda 26 днів тому

      makes you wonder why they couldn't just, make a mentor out of Mushu and let him teach her about Qi (kinda absorb the witch's role and the phoenix into one). But then we can't have a woman learning skills through the movie, can we 😑

  • @Big-Image
    @Big-Image 3 роки тому +695

    Pissed off Mulan fans: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist!?
    Modern Disney: Whatever pisses you off more

    • @paulkuchnicki6404
      @paulkuchnicki6404 3 роки тому +49

      Is there seriously no liquer in here?!?

    • @a_guy_who_exists
      @a_guy_who_exists 3 роки тому +20

      haha! Clever reference

    • @spinlok3943
      @spinlok3943 3 роки тому +50

      That was Disney trying NOT to be sexist or racist and ironically ending up being ten times more offensive.

    • @talkingfez1265
      @talkingfez1265 3 роки тому +14

      ANGEL DUST!!!!!

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 3 роки тому +12

      I'm morally obligated to like your comment.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 3 роки тому +1015

    "Not as bad as other Disney remakes"
    This is hands down the worst one, imo. The acting, editing, pacing and CGI are awful. I can never lose myself because there's constantly something reminding me it's a movie, and a bad movie at that. At least Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast showed the actors had some talent, be it Jasmine's acting, Aladdin's dancing or Beast's singing. I see pretty much no talent on screen when I watch this. I can't even appreciate the martial arts because the editing is so jumpy.

    • @danielscott5673
      @danielscott5673 3 роки тому +45

      well, i won't argue with jasmine's acting or aladdin's dancing skills, but beast's singing? uh, no. dan stevens can decently act (despite the beast's cgi is hideous and his characterization's pretty off) but he's not a good singer. the josh groban version of evermore is superior to dan stevens' version, at least josh groban is a very talented singer.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +51

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @danielscott5673
      @danielscott5673 3 роки тому +8

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 i have the 2009 mulan movie on blu-ray/dvd right now and i bought it before this awful disney remake premiered.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +3

      @@danielscott5673 and yet, i at least enjoyed that one, not like i did with Jungle Book but still
      I'll watch that over Aladdin, Cruella, Cinderella and others including this movie....just ugh

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 роки тому +22

      Felt like Doug was too soft on this one

  • @karekarenohay4432
    @karekarenohay4432 3 роки тому +589

    "I'm Mulan"
    "Mulan who?"
    "Mulan Skywalker".

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 2 роки тому +27

      Keep those deleted scenes in the Disney Vault.

    • @legoguy004davidson6
      @legoguy004davidson6 2 роки тому

      Just don’t karekare nohay just don’t

    • @Mansa216
      @Mansa216 2 роки тому +5

      No no no no hell no no

    • @Christopher_TG
      @Christopher_TG 2 роки тому +20

      At least Rey had a personality. She would get upset at injustice, excited at learning her abilities, devastated at the loss of people she cared for, and proud of the cause for which she fought. Even though she was a bit of a Mary Sue, she was an enjoyable character and Daisy Ridley did a great job bringing that character to life.
      This Mulan is about as interesting as a McDonald's cheeseburger. It's something, but it's pretty bland and forgettable.

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 2 роки тому +3

      No Rey had the force
      What mulans excuse?

  • @RedtailArt
    @RedtailArt 2 роки тому +335

    Here's something interesting: in the original Mulan legend, Mulan's family was completely supportive of her, making the original legend more progressive than any modern version of the story

    • @burndemon100
      @burndemon100 2 роки тому +16

      well yeah and the story last for like 30year of war and battle and they find she is a woman when they offer her a wife, and her father die while she is away.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 2 роки тому +4

      Wasn't the story about her taking her brother's place in war? Either way I wonder if I can find it to read

    • @ashleywang8767
      @ashleywang8767 Рік тому +20

      @@gianinabadami5341 in the original song "Mulan's father has no full-grown son and Mulan has no older brothers," and the army called for her father. So she took her father's place because she had no older brothers that would be old enough to fight.

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy 5 місяців тому

      Thank you for pointing this out.

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 4 місяці тому

      Talk about irony

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 3 роки тому +706

    Animated Mulan : “Train hard and be awesome to earn respect of your fellow mates to save your country.”
    Live action Mulan : “Be born with superpowers and be an asshole to everybody.”

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому +11

      ALL WOMEN ALL WONDERWOMEN!!!
      Sailor Moon doesn't seem so pervy now.

    • @punkpinksugar
      @punkpinksugar 3 роки тому +19

      Animated Mulan = Midoriya
      Live Action Mulan = Bakugo

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому +20

      Animated Mulan: How China sees itself
      Live Action Mulan: How the rest of the world sees China

    • @S.P.Q.R.117
      @S.P.Q.R.117 3 роки тому +2

      modern leftists in a nutshell.

    • @BigrookieMER
      @BigrookieMER 3 роки тому +13

      Live action Mulan : “Be born with superpowers and be an asshole to everybody.”
      That sounds like Captain Marvel.

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 3 роки тому +884

    When you can say _"This is Mulan! The bad one!"_ and you're no longer referring to the sequel, you know it's a bad movie...

    • @CountDooku0
      @CountDooku0 3 роки тому +23

      Didn't even know Mulan had a sequel. Guess that's how bad it was

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 3 роки тому +37

      @@CountDooku0 personally I don't think Mulan 2 is that bad. No it's not nearly as good as the original by any stretch of the imagination but it has it's own merits.

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 3 роки тому +4

      I..... y-you can’t be serious. That movie was terrible

    • @FF-tp7qs
      @FF-tp7qs 3 роки тому +20

      The Mulan sequel made Mushu into the worst character ever. Also somehow the film thinks having the Emperor's 3 daughters disobey the Emperor's will so they can be together with the first men they ever met in their entire lives is a good message.
      Political marriages for the benefit of a country of thousands of people = bad
      Ruining the relationship between the 2 countries and possibly causing a war so you can marry a man you have known for 3 days = good

    • @ChromedDomes
      @ChromedDomes 2 роки тому

      @@abthedragon4921 no.

  • @martinasera825
    @martinasera825 3 роки тому +176

    I wouldn’t mind if this Mulan was a day dreamer instead of a clumsy girl. We would see these early perfect Mary Sue scenes as daydreaming before reality hits. Oh that would be hilarious.

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 3 роки тому +18

      That would have been perfect!

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 роки тому +6

      But sadly, to Disney, it wouldn’t seem realistic enough

  • @Lady_Blade_WarAngel
    @Lady_Blade_WarAngel 3 роки тому +461

    Nostalgia Critic: That’s like taking Hellfire and replacing it with “Trouble with the fireplace”
    Me: Don’t give them ideas for an inevitable Live Action Hunchback of Notre Dame. Please? 😭

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 3 роки тому +36

      I cannot even imagine how that movie would even turn out. That was risqué when it came out- today??? Disney?
      They faint at the idea of an ungloved hand.

    • @leonk9168
      @leonk9168 3 роки тому +10

      Hunchback of Notre Dame main is male, they wont do it

    • @eclecticwitch4515
      @eclecticwitch4515 3 роки тому +15

      I had flashbacks to the Lion King Remake where they replaced Be Prepared with some slam poetry

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo 3 роки тому +1

      @@leonk9168 They can always rule 63 it. They would be even more progressive by doing so!
      They would also need to cast a beautiful woman and not an ugly has been hunchback deformed THING, but hey! That's just how the cookie crumbles.

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 2 роки тому +1

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua that too.

  • @kriticalitylives
    @kriticalitylives 3 роки тому +2320

    Gotta love that the lead actress playing Mulan had such inspiring dialogue like..... wait, did she even speak?

    • @a.rustici1972
      @a.rustici1972 3 роки тому +107

      She did, somehow.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 3 роки тому +463

      Yes, she said "Fuck Hong Kong."
      Oh, you meant in the movie? No idea.

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 3 роки тому +106

      You mean when she had inspiring dialogue like.....nothing? Yeah I feel empowered already

    • @theberserker987
      @theberserker987 3 роки тому +66

      It was a smart move on her part, otherwise her family would've ended up in the organ harvesting farms haha

    • @SpencerPEvans
      @SpencerPEvans 3 роки тому +33

      I'm here to chew gum and kick as and I'm all out of gum.
      If only.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +474

    Mulan 1998: I'll make a man out of you
    Mulan 2020: The Last Jedibender

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +7

      Pretty much.

    • @redshamrock5670
      @redshamrock5670 3 роки тому +6

      Damn straight.

    • @Rolf97
      @Rolf97 3 роки тому +7

      For some reason that made me laugh a lot harder than I should have

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +6

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @monicaaboites5053
      @monicaaboites5053 3 роки тому +9

      Mulan 2020: Rey’s twin sister..

  • @Lockles-
    @Lockles- 2 роки тому +58

    "The male hare has heavy front paws. The female hare tends to squint. But when they are running side-by-side close to the ground, who can tell me which is male or female?"
    Is a quote from the original Ballad of Mulan. It's her response to her fellow soldiers, when after 12 years of campaigning they finally find out she was a woman all this time.
    That's why that bit about the two rabbit at the start was added.

    • @Lockles-
      @Lockles- 2 роки тому +4

      In the original song, she did have a sister and a brother.... They didn't "add" a sister in the remake, they forgot her in the original. Though the bit about the spider is just a bunch of nonse to keep the kids entertained.

  • @beauvoirferril
    @beauvoirferril 3 роки тому +550

    This Mulan review was unironically more entertaining than the movie itself. And the Eddie Murphy impressions were *on point.* 👌

    • @jakew6162
      @jakew6162 2 роки тому +21

      Malcom made the phoenix super funny

    • @traviswhitfield8045
      @traviswhitfield8045 11 місяців тому +1

      Be honest. This movie was way better than Mulan 2.

    • @LV426Resident
      @LV426Resident 10 місяців тому +1

      @@traviswhitfield8045Yes but that’s not impressive

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 3 роки тому +1285

    Animated Mulan: *beat her opponents by outsmarting them*
    Live Action Mulan: *beats her opponents with her convenient super soldier serum*
    Ugh...

    • @AnonyBoiii
      @AnonyBoiii 3 роки тому +57

      Disney shills: bUt ThE nEw MuLaN eMpOwErS wOmEn!

    • @Augustimentio7002
      @Augustimentio7002 2 роки тому +23

      It's kinda like the difference between Sam Wilson and John Walker in the Falcon and Winter Soldier series. One doesn't need a super serum, just his wits and skill, while the other pathetically needs it to be "better".

    • @RedtailArt
      @RedtailArt 2 роки тому +13

      She beat them with her magic protagonist powers

    • @James35142
      @James35142 2 роки тому +11

      @Russell Jordan She beats them with Chinese midichlorians.

    • @James35142
      @James35142 2 роки тому

      @Russell Jordan No it's not, and that's the point.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 роки тому +400

    Dear Disney,
    Just because you don’t want a strong female character to rely on a man for assistance doesn’t mean make her a Mary Sue. There’s actually nothing wrong with a female character taking what she learned from a man and making it her own (in fact I think it’s what made Mulan so beloved in the first place). And if you still wanted to take men out of the equation entirely, have them be taught by a woman. You can take men out of the equation while not making her a Mary Sue, kill two birds with one stone. Please keep this in mind when making films in the future.
    Sincerely yours,
    OG Mulan fans (+Star Wars fans too)

    • @mcalpha527
      @mcalpha527 3 роки тому +10

      Congratulations on being the first commenter

    • @ryanreyes6337
      @ryanreyes6337 3 роки тому +7

      Damn. Did you have this ready before the video even came out?

    • @ElectricBookWorm
      @ElectricBookWorm 3 роки тому +7

      How the f did you type that in 30 sec? I don't disagree with statement, but dang that was fast.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 роки тому +5

      @@ryanreyes6337 barely, I typed this up within the 5 minutes before the video was live

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElectricBookWorm copy and paste

  • @abelmantor7557
    @abelmantor7557 3 роки тому +106

    Writers: So what did you think of the movie?
    Me: Pack up. Go home. You're through.

  • @Derah_OG
    @Derah_OG 3 роки тому +297

    I've said this in other Live Action Mulan Reviews, and I'll say it here again: The biggest problem I had with this movie, is that it completely ruins the feminist and empowering message of the original, with a garbage message.
    In the original movie, Mulan was weak, she was clumsy, she was incompetent, she was afraid, lost, and confused. But so were all the other recruits, showing that men and women are equals, they share the same strengths and the same weaknesses. And it was only through determination, hard work, and effort, that both she and the other cadets, went from complete failures to skilled warriors in their own right. The message for any little girl watching it being a clear "See girls? if you set your mind to it, you can accomplish anything that the boys can do too"
    In the remake however, Mulan is a fucking superhero from childhood, able to bend the laws of physics to her will, and capable of superhuman feats nobody else can make. She doesn't earn any of her skill, she's just born with it. Which turns the message instead into "See little girls? if you are born with superpowers, you can accomplish anything! And if you don't? well, off to the kitchen with you, where you belong". And this is reinforced with the introduction of the completely pointless character of Mulan's Sister. She doesn't have any powers, so what's her role in the story? Be a glorified baby-making machine and conform to the gender norms.
    You're either born a superhero, or you're just a kitchen accessory. THAT is the message of this movie.
    This is a very misogynistic movie that has the balls to try to pretend its feminist.

    • @Derah_OG
      @Derah_OG 2 роки тому +26

      @@ichijofestival2576 I never argued that she was. Disney adaptations are very loosely based off of the original.
      Hercules has next to nothing to do with the actual greek Heracles.
      I'm just saying, the original animated movie had an actual positive message of equality for the girls in the audience.
      This abomination on the other hand is extremely misogynist, while having the massive brass balls to pretend that its feminist.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 роки тому +21

      @@Derah_OG If only the actual feminists would see it this way. They tend to just go "Female stronger/better than male! Female empowerment!" Without looking at any of the context or deeper (implied) meanings. I hate how "bitchy Mary Sue" has become the icon of female empowerment these days, as if the Mary Sue trope isn't even a thing. And a bad thing at that.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 2 роки тому +13

      @@Sanquinity Not all feminists are like that It's that with every group there are those within it that take everything to an extreme level and often do more harm than good

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 роки тому +6

      @@VMan29397 You're right I generalized too much there. But the fact remains that the less-than-majority of feminists that ARE like that, have a ton of power these days. Multi million dollar companies, TV networks, celebrities, schools, etc have all been persuaded by them to some extend. And they also LOVE invading fandoms/groups/etc under the pretense that they're fans, then bitch and moan about how the subject is until it gets changed to their liking. Which in turn drives away actual fans.
      Like I said, it's not the majority. But it's still a large part of feminists with a lot of influence.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 2 роки тому +4

      I wish I could give you a _1,000 likes_ for this comment. 🙂

  • @DavidGonzales-rt7qd
    @DavidGonzales-rt7qd 3 роки тому +892

    I think my sister put it best, “This Mulan’s only conflict, is she doesn’t have any problems!” This version is so wooden and has zero charisma!!! And personality is absent from this movie. The hero’s journey is about overcoming obstacles!! But she is perfect....

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 роки тому +24

      Okay fine those are fair point but the fights are........oh god..........the fights are even worse and don't make sense at all.

    • @supremecalamitas342
      @supremecalamitas342 3 роки тому +3

      not to be a grammar nazi, but that comma was completely unnecessary.

    • @MadMax-oo5oc
      @MadMax-oo5oc 3 роки тому +2

      Good point

    • @theking8347
      @theking8347 3 роки тому +9

      They basically turned Mulan into an Asian Rey

    • @DavidGonzales-rt7qd
      @DavidGonzales-rt7qd 3 роки тому +11

      @@theking8347 even Rey had more personality. They at least showed her journey trying to learn about her past, and training with Luke. Then that all went away in Rise of Skywalker.

  • @WaterxDragon35
    @WaterxDragon35 3 роки тому +554

    This Mulan was so unfaithful to the original that they should've just called it MooLAN and made it about cows running tech support.

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 роки тому +43

      It would probably have been a better movie

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago 3 роки тому +47

      If only because of the sheer absurdity of that premise, I want to watch that.

    • @jboss0666
      @jboss0666 3 роки тому +16

      Joke all you want about that idea, I would watch that. Sounds like an actual fun movie

    • @taylothysmith1202
      @taylothysmith1202 3 роки тому +5

      I would actually watch that unlike this movie

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 3 роки тому +14

      MUSHU: Dishonor on you!! Dishonor on your tech support cows!!!

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +92

    "Are you familiar with money?"
    This turned into a Pitch Meeting so fast, and I love it. 😂

  • @Lisztomaniac1022
    @Lisztomaniac1022 3 роки тому +62

    "I dont like sand. Its coarse and rough and gets everywhere." This quote is a masterpiece compared to the dialogue Mulan says in this movie.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Рік тому +7

      And at least Attack of the Clones was infinitely more visually, plot-wise, and thematically original in comparison, regardless of whether you loved it or hated it

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 роки тому +946

    Ironic how Disney pretentiously keeps on trying to depict their female leads as strong women who oppose social conformity but in the process, they're making their characters way too restricted to be only playing the flawless type that barely even acts like a human.

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +52

      and it also devalues the image of femininity, strength, and when a social issue actually needs to be opposed instead of it being absolutely nothing worth wasting time on. Like 2 people in your household saying you can't be an individual while society says, "actually no, you have to be an independent person giving us money," and in the meantime the whole of humanity is asking, "what the hell is this conformity thing you lot keep hocking at us?" When people look for problems everywhere there isn't instead of seeing and addressing the ones right in front of their faces, they make a big fuss over "issues" and slights that are utterly meaningless schlock while simultaneously neglecting the actual problem(s) actively hitting them over the head with a bunch of chairs.

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 2 роки тому +58

      It sucks because I love Mulan's character in the original; she wasn't a SUPER SERIOUS warrior woman. She was an awkward dork (just like Rapunzel and Anna after her), she had insecurities, she was creative, she was smart, and that's how she saved the day.

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 2 роки тому +47

      It's because of representation. Characters can't be characters anymore (unless they're straight white men), they have to represent women/minorities/gays. Because these are representations and not characters, giving them any flaw is not giving a character a flaw, it's attacking an entire demographic.
      This is just another example of how identity politics is poisoning and ruining art. As much as the SJWs said, "Nobody's coming for your games/movies," that's exactly what they were coming for and it's been obvious for years.

    • @alongcamesonic8542
      @alongcamesonic8542 2 роки тому +6

      @Russell Jordan at least most of them do, don't forget the people who did it first and came up with this shitty cliche and got millions of dollars because of the nostalgia bait in these movies

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 2 роки тому +5

      @@angolin9352 it'll fail eventually people are tired of the crap

  • @capitanspoiler7393
    @capitanspoiler7393 3 роки тому +381

    when her father shouted "YOU! are the daughter" he sounded like that chinese dad from a family guy cutaway "You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor!"

    • @RikuKh2
      @RikuKh2 3 роки тому +17

      @@josephnewsome2935 Welcome to the family

    • @dereklopez9060
      @dereklopez9060 3 роки тому +7

      Omg!!! Lmao!!!

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 3 роки тому +3

      Baby Girl: *crying that daddy yelled*

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking more will smith in After Earth being all, "DENIED! SIT DOWN!"

    • @capitanspoiler7393
      @capitanspoiler7393 3 роки тому

      @@ObieDobieZoomer never watched that shitstain of a movie, i tend to avoid any movie where that dumb kid has a role

  • @northwindkey
    @northwindkey 2 роки тому +269

    The "dated, not progressive enough" Animated film: Mulan is an inspiring character who overcomes flaws thus teaching everyone watching regardless of gender, age, color, or creed that they are strong and can overcome their weaknesses.
    The "modern feminist" live action film: Mulan is a perfect flawless super-being who literally nobody could relate to or learn from. And in particular presents a highly toxic role model for young girls by telling them they have to be perfect and never feel any emotion.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 2 роки тому +13

      Not feminist its feministic pandering big difference

    • @Astolfo2001
      @Astolfo2001 2 роки тому +3

      Feminism: Not even once.

    • @cheyblake2475
      @cheyblake2475 Рік тому

      What do you mean don't show any emotion?!

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey Рік тому +13

      @@cheyblake2475 Notice all these modern live action Disney remake heroines have the same stoic, blank face, shut down any emotions vibe? Like compare OG Cinderella to remake Cinderella. OG Cinderella got angry, sad, she had emotions. Remake Cinderella is literally smiling during the entire film and never once lets herself be sad or angry.
      In a way, it's oddly enough forcing old toxic masculine tropes... onto women. Like the "stoic guy who says emotion is for the weak" is now a trope applied to female characters. When it's a trope that shouldn't apply to anyone. Humans, regardless of gender, have emotions. Characters should reflect that.

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer 10 місяців тому +1

      Ironically, this is the same kind of stereotypes guys were/are given in media. What’s mocked on men is praised in women….

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King 2 роки тому +50

    "I know there were problems with these women (the original princess lineup) but I could tell them apart!"
    Nostalgia Critic doesn't always get it right, but this line is gold. Screw anyone who thinks these remakes are empowering. You're only keeping people down further.

  • @BountyHunter-ep8jk
    @BountyHunter-ep8jk 3 роки тому +528

    To quote Gamora:
    “You’re despicable, dishonorable, FAITHLESS!”

    • @sarcasticfanstic
      @sarcasticfanstic 3 роки тому +25

      I got a question/quote,
      What is Gamora?

    • @BountyHunter-ep8jk
      @BountyHunter-ep8jk 3 роки тому +23

      @@sarcasticfanstic I’ve got one better: Who’s Gamora?

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 3 роки тому +27

      @@BountyHunter-ep8jk I’ve got a better one,
      Why is Gamora?

    • @chieffridge5588
      @chieffridge5588 3 роки тому +21

      @@robbieking4070 but the most important. How is Gamora?

    • @Derpy_Bird
      @Derpy_Bird 3 роки тому +15

      @@chieffridge5588 i've got one... Where is Gamora?

  • @Alyssa-t
    @Alyssa-t 3 роки тому +624

    The fact that he says “Mulan the bad one” and not refer to Mulan 2 is impressive

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 роки тому +41

      I actually thought that he was going to mention mulan 2 after saying that and is like “not that one, that one”

    • @kenethendo
      @kenethendo 3 роки тому +28

      It's a shame that 'Mulan - the bad one' is no longer specific enough.

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +7

      @@kenethendo it's even more of a shame that we are quickly running out of classic disney movies we can't apply that phrase to...

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому +4

      Can't wait for Mulan 34

    • @Kozu_the_Tiger
      @Kozu_the_Tiger 3 роки тому +7

      Mulan 2 is a masterpiece compared to this garbage

  • @Yutah1981
    @Yutah1981 6 місяців тому +20

    I love one more thing in the animation that's missing here. So, Mulan wins Li Shang's arrow challenge not because she's miraculously head and shoulders above all men and can climb the post with weights on her wrists when no one else can, but because she found out how to turn the obstacle into her asset. And then she does exactly the same in the avalanche scene. And when she loses her sword, in the fan scene. It's logical and it's built up to, it feels earned and doesn't feel like a fluke, because she'd always had to learn how to compensate for her weaknesses and work with what she's got. Because, being a woman raised in the society when she couldn't do sports and in a wealthy enough family that she didn't have to do a lot of hard physical work, when she has to compete against men who are encouraged to be fit, she is naturally the last in everything in the beginning, as you'd expect - not magically stronger than all of them. And while women tend to be more agile and coordinated, we are shown that Mulan was clumsy, so she didn't even have this advantage. So it feels realistic that she was behind everyone else. And you can see how overcoming this helps her think fast in such situations rather than panicking when she loses her strength which she never had to begin with.

  • @AliciaNyblade
    @AliciaNyblade 3 роки тому +65

    30:16-30:50--THANK YOU! This sums up the problems with how modern Disney female characters are written. Disney is so afraid of playing into old stereotypes they've gone to the complete opposite extreme instead of just creating strong leading ladies. Esmeralda, for instance, is a great example of a strong character who happens to be a woman without winking her personality or femininity at the audience every five minutes. Get back to gals like her, Disney, for the love of the gods!

  • @sorenthefilmbrony
    @sorenthefilmbrony 3 роки тому +767

    That's three. THREE times you critiqued this movie in the span of 1 year. *laughs like the Count, lightning strikes*

    • @sarcasticfanstic
      @sarcasticfanstic 3 роки тому +82

      One shitty movie
      Hahaha
      Two shitty movie
      Hahaha
      Three shi
      Ha hell no I'm done

    • @wyatt130
      @wyatt130 3 роки тому +18

      **1** ah ah ah **2** ah ah ah **3** ah ah ah

    • @DarkKnightofAnime
      @DarkKnightofAnime 3 роки тому +34

      I think that shows just how much this thing stuck with him
      What shocked me the most just from watching this review (And not having seen the movie) is just how much charm was lost through the simple act of removing Mushu, I mean I was always hit and miss on the character personally but damn did this movie need him

    • @merriquelynn866
      @merriquelynn866 3 роки тому +31

      @@DarkKnightofAnime Mushu was more important than we gave him credit for. I refuse to watch the movie because of where it was filmed and other things. But almost all the reviews have this similar vibe of: my goth, what have you done to her!

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t blame him.

  • @kuramakitsune16
    @kuramakitsune16 3 роки тому +378

    Disney message: To all women it is possible to be great in any society so long as you are perfect in any way, if you need to work at something don't bother, you are just a person bringing dishonor to yourself, your family and your cow.

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 3 роки тому +24

      As if we don’t have that kind of pressure already

    • @pound2loud
      @pound2loud 3 роки тому +7

      Did you just call us a cow? Haha

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +6

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @kuramakitsune16
      @kuramakitsune16 3 роки тому +4

      @@pound2loud wow was that a typo. Almost didn't want to fix it. lol

    • @breakofdawn5249
      @breakofdawn5249 3 роки тому +7

      No girl can relate to her because she is not like any girl, she is perfect with magic powers...

  • @kage1061
    @kage1061 3 роки тому +69

    "I believe Wa Mulan!"
    "I believe Wa Mulan!"
    *"I'm Spartacus!"*
    🎵"I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!"🎵🤣

  • @lailamsouhli3892
    @lailamsouhli3892 2 роки тому +38

    What's really disappointing is that Ming Na Wen proved that she can can indeed be a badass in Agents of Shield.
    So why the hell didn't they cast her. I've seen her project more emotion while playing a literal robot.

  • @Goddamnitiwantaname
    @Goddamnitiwantaname 3 роки тому +644

    Mulan was so overpowered, I expected Nick Fury to show up in credits, asking her to join the Avengers.

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 2 роки тому +44

      Even the Avengers showed more emotion and had flaws compared with remake Mulan. Don't ever compare the Avengers to remake Mulan again. Wow I didn't expect so many likes to this comment. Thank you.

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 2 роки тому +24

      It's even worse when you consider that eastern culture favors the "rise of the hero" archetype, where a hero undergoes intense training and a long, hard journey to become strong. Think of Goku from Dragonball Z or Kenichi from History's Strongest Disciple. Starting out strong is antithetical to that, so you can see this Mulan as being the villain in that regard.

    • @joshfish2
      @joshfish2 2 роки тому +31

      "Yo Mulan, what if I were to tell you there's something bigger out there, outsida China! Did you think you were the only overpowered Mary Sue in this world girl? You'll love to meet Captain Marvel!"

    • @JustADannyThing
      @JustADannyThing 2 роки тому +5

      @@WisteriaDrake hero’s are made not born

    • @darkreflection9087
      @darkreflection9087 2 роки тому +4

      @@joshfish2 at least Captain Marvel showed emotion and had flaws having flaws make us who we are no one is perfect Disney needs to remember this

  • @Deathshead1923
    @Deathshead1923 3 роки тому +323

    The thing is that if the Chinese wanted to watch a Mulan movie they’d simply watch a homegrown film instead. So this soulless exercise in greed was futile in the end.

    • @johnnysparkle
      @johnnysparkle 3 роки тому +31

      Heck the Chinese did a Mulan movie in 2009

    • @philmp6
      @philmp6 3 роки тому +6

      Funny you say that, I heard the film actually didn't get much love from the country

    • @Deathshead1923
      @Deathshead1923 3 роки тому +23

      ​@@philmp6 Considering that Disney evidently thought that replacing honest-to-goodness character development and ingenuity "she's awesome because Ancient Chinese Magic" I'm not surprised. The New Mulan is basically a Mary Sue story on the big screen.

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 3 роки тому +14

      @@Deathshead1923 Especially since that is absolutely not how ancient Chinese magic works. 🤦

    • @Deathshead1923
      @Deathshead1923 3 роки тому +5

      @@dragongirl7978 Yeah. It's like one of the writers was an anime fan and decided to put a thin veneer of "Chinese-ness" on Naruto's Ninjitsu magic.

  • @alicegraham1571
    @alicegraham1571 3 роки тому +51

    Movie: How bad do you want to piss off fans?
    Director: YES

  • @thomaslamson299
    @thomaslamson299 2 роки тому +81

    Disney: "Our new Mulan movie shall strive for realism."
    Also Disney: "ANIMES REAL RIGHT? ANIMES REAL, RIGHT!?"

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 2 роки тому +8

      Even anime has more realistic characters for god sakes atleast they act human

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 2 роки тому +5

      Basically Undyne.

    • @SamuraiDoggo14
      @SamuraiDoggo14 Рік тому +3

      @@gasterthemaster6490 No, Undyne's too good for this movie.

  • @darthizzle
    @darthizzle 3 роки тому +468

    Doug makes a great point. In an effort to create a better role model, the message Disney sends is "the only way women can be as good as men is if theyre literally perfect"

    • @Doran_Runeblite
      @Doran_Runeblite 3 роки тому +55

      So true, and that is a horribly toxic message that will only hinder later generations of women who watch this crap at a young age.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 2 роки тому +10

      Hey don’t forget to be an asshole her fellow teammates were super nice and she was just a jerk the whole time

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 2 роки тому +21

      I just hate it in general when an obviously special character has to act like their specialness is a flaw. I don't care how sexist your culture is, ANY country at war would recruit the woman with magical ass-kicking powers into the army. They'd have to be fucking stupid not to. The original Mulan, on the other hand, looked like a genuine failure until she actually got an opportunity for her talents to shine through. Shang was a better fighter than her, but he didn't have the brains or the daring to come up with taking the Huns out with an avalanche.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 роки тому

      Gee and I wonder who decides that change.

    • @Indurok
      @Indurok 2 роки тому +3

      That's what they did to Star Wars. Might as well do that with everything else.

  • @101Draico
    @101Draico 3 роки тому +290

    Goku: That’s not how Chi works... I mean I used to turn into a monkey but that was biology what’s your excuse?

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +79

      Vegeta: "No no, that's Ki, not Chi. Besides, your wife has twice the Chi that Mulan has"

    • @OliverTCrowe
      @OliverTCrowe 3 роки тому +18

      @@insertclevernamehere1186 This needs so many more likes. 10/10 comment there.

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +9

      @@OliverTCrowe Why thank you (tips hat)

    • @slayer0235
      @slayer0235 3 роки тому +11

      I read that in DBZA Goku's voice. ^_^;

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 3 роки тому +4

      I love all of you.

  • @SummonerDagger88
    @SummonerDagger88 3 роки тому +38

    The dad in Mulan reminded me of Will Smith in After Earth xD "DENIED! SIT DOWN!"

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 2 роки тому +9

      CYPHER RAGE 😂

  • @Tyrian3k
    @Tyrian3k 3 роки тому +49

    Remember when Disney was known for high quality, great animation, captivating stories and relatable characters?
    Remove all four of those things and you have current Disney.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 2 роки тому +1

      The moment Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars. They become too powerful and thus they become lazy.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 2 роки тому +1

      What about Raya and the Last Dragon? Encanto?

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 2 роки тому +2

      @@austinreed7343 I don't know about Encanto, but the Last Dragon sucked, it's very mean spirited and the moral is confusing.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 2 роки тому +1

      @@orangeslash1667
      It’s at least original.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 2 роки тому +1

      @@austinreed7343 People said that Last Dragon's plot reminded them of Inuyasha.

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 3 роки тому +618

    "Let's get down to business, to kill Mulan."
    - Disney

    • @Sammmmmmmm617
      @Sammmmmmmm617 3 роки тому +2

      @Carlos Lopez-Ortega Pffffffff. Nice joke

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 роки тому +2

      Stupid mouse

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 роки тому

      @Darth Dämon -The Shadow Of Death- I am not scum, I rule the scum

    • @brandonsanchez8197
      @brandonsanchez8197 3 роки тому

      What do they do with that """""""earned money""""""" anyway?

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +1

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE 3 роки тому +393

    The whole point of Mulan is the fact that for a sizable time she was treated to be the equal of any man and used those opportunities to create real change. To literally give Mulan more power over others is too complete miss any potential gender message they were trying to have.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +18

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 3 роки тому +15

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 What you're doing is gonna make people NOT wanna watch it

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +6

      @@A-Microwave
      You mean copy/pasting my comment and spreading the word about an obscure 2009 movie that actually BEAT Disney???🧐
      😅Sure.🤠
      HEY, while I'm at it... How 'bout you DON'T spread the word that "Upgrade" is the Venom Movie we actually deserved, or how Infinity Train is an underrated cartoon masterpiece that keeps getting shoved to the side by stupi- I mean "great" shows like Teen Titans Go??? 😏
      In fact, I'm telling anyone who sees and experiences ANYTHING amazing to shut-up and not tell anyone about it because if they don't, that amazing thing WON'T actually found.😏
      Thanks for that absolutely-not-moronic advice you've given me stranger I've never met before. Thank fricking You.
      😏😉😆🤣

    • @bharathram8848
      @bharathram8848 3 роки тому +15

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 I’m all about spreading word of this stuff but quit spamming. It doesn’t matter what you’re saying if you’re hijacking an existing thread with irrelevant information.

    • @RevyaAeinsett
      @RevyaAeinsett 3 роки тому +9

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 Telling people about something cool, and spamming the shit out of every single thread are too completely different things. It's annoying and obnoxious and is the perfect way to make people not want to watch it.
      Responding like an ass to someone pointing this out to you only makes your case worse.

  • @JonathanG94
    @JonathanG94 3 роки тому +41

    That sword in the stone sketch is hilariously accurate. I just hope it doesn't give Disney anymore horrible ideas for remakes.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 Рік тому +1

      I got another idea for a parody trailer that mocks these remakes: Disney Live Action Remakes 2010s edition. In which we see what would happen if the Disney hits of that decade got nostalgic enough to warrant live action remakes, and beloved characters like Rapunzel, Vanellope, Judy Hopps, or Moana we're written like the other remake versions of acclaimed Disney ladies. And then follow it up with saying that they're going to make more Disney Channel original movies like the Kim Possible one, but with Gravity Falls, Owl House, Amphibia, Ghost and Molly McGee, and other recent beloved TV cartoons, and show the girls in those shows acting like your average hokey Discom characters, like how Kim was in her film. Well, at least that joke she made about how cartoony it is that she wore the same outfit all the time won't be seen as out of place with shows of today:
      Stan: Y'see Mabel, that cyclops is a figurine being moved one frame at a time by a social awkward shut in.
      Soos: Those people are called animators.

  • @gabrielbush1325
    @gabrielbush1325 2 роки тому +45

    After watching this just after the review of the Mulan II straight to video movie, I find it hilarious that it was said in that review that the live-action remake couldn't be worse

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 2 роки тому +9

      This is so horrible it surely made the Critic change his mind

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 6 місяців тому +2

      the sequel was actually good

  • @norahbooth6066
    @norahbooth6066 3 роки тому +427

    Disney CEOs “Let’s get back to business!” To demean Mulan...
    Me: oh no....

    • @matthewbuckley7757
      @matthewbuckley7757 3 роки тому +7

      Did it sent me a bad remake when I ask for a good one.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 роки тому +3

      @@matthewbuckley7757 Your a bad and dispicable company. And you haven’t got a clue.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +1

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 3 роки тому +1

      I need this song RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

    • @soggywennie283
      @soggywennie283 3 роки тому +3

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 bruh why do I see you in the other comments, we get it just post it on a regular comment, not the reply section

  • @cross172
    @cross172 3 роки тому +509

    “Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.” -Principle Skinner

    • @user-nv2wt4hi8t
      @user-nv2wt4hi8t 3 роки тому +5

      >Disney Skinner sees any attempt to diverge from Disney's new normal of portraying the female leads to be perfect and unchangeable right from the outset, unable to grow and lacking any need to have to learn across what should be their 'arc' of the movie, which flies in the face of how their cartoon counterparts found themselves required to do exactly that and more, on their individual journeys, most of which occurred at least 20 years ago in original pieces of cinema that stood proud in their uniqueness of design, completely lacking any need for a reboot.
      'Pathetic.'

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 3 роки тому +3

      "You're out of touch, You're out of time!"

    • @yangxiaolong7779
      @yangxiaolong7779 3 роки тому

      NOSTALGIA CRITICS A BADASS HES HIP WITH THE KIDS

    • @GothLady1987
      @GothLady1987 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-nv2wt4hi8t Disney literally has nothing better to offer anymore. They took the success of "The Jungle Book" and assumed everything they remade would do as well. Remakes rarely do. I only ever saw 'Beauty and the Beast' and hated it. I really wish they would leave well enough alone.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 роки тому

      @@GothLady1987 they are just relying on brand recognition and nostalgia at this point. basically doing everything they can to challenge the "too big to fail" viewpoint

  • @TheKeller101
    @TheKeller101 2 роки тому +32

    Here’s a theory: Disney is intentionally making live action remakes so bad that they can re-re-release the animated versions and make even more money

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 роки тому +3

      But in doing that they risk destroying careers of the people involved in making the films. I think it's a very stupid move with no good ending to it.

  • @italianlovecake
    @italianlovecake 3 роки тому +30

    Yeah but when Fate did a gender-swapped King Arthur, it worked.

  • @gabbygabs8271
    @gabbygabs8271 3 роки тому +422

    "Disney: We're Not Behind, You're Just Too Fast!"
    Wiser words were never spoken.

    • @acequeenofthedeck8431
      @acequeenofthedeck8431 3 роки тому +2

      That's me in math istg XD-

    • @gabbygabs8271
      @gabbygabs8271 3 роки тому

      @@acequeenofthedeck8431 lol same

    • @brandon9666
      @brandon9666 3 роки тому

      @@suzygirl1843 Wait did they make Ariel black?

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 3 роки тому +4

      @@suzygirl1843 OH MY GOSH!!!!! YOU'RE E RIGHT!!!!! Tiana was already progressive giving her race and the time period she was born in. She was already a role model for little girls. Just reboot that and keep Ariel white. Then again, if they did reboot The Princess and The Frog, they probably would have found a way to screw that up, too.

    • @moottoriturpa7257
      @moottoriturpa7257 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

  • @redwarriorstudios6077
    @redwarriorstudios6077 3 роки тому +168

    The whole chi thing is better explained in Kung Fu Panda. Chi is energy

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 3 роки тому +48

    You know, gotta say, the "Burned Village" scene is a PERFECT representation of how this film treads over its own humble legacy with nary an iota of respect. Also, for the dubbing part, I'd have just went, "You know what, if we're gonna dub over all the lines, at least replace 'em with FART sounds! It'd be out of place and silly, but it'd inject more personality in to the performances!"

    • @annieandelsieofarendelle3294
      @annieandelsieofarendelle3294 2 роки тому +2

      Also for the more 'grown up version', they sure don't trust their audience to feel something, unlike that baby version.

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 2 роки тому +1

      @@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 Right? What is it with the "adult" version of things feeling the need to explain things? Y'all do know the definition of the word subtlety is the OPPOSITE of what you'd see in a typical Michael Bay flick, right? To paraphrase a thing Mr. Enter said: "The most important lessons are the ones you're the most tired of hearing." And one of the most important things to teach in writing? Show, don't tell! If you have so little faith in your audience's ability to comprehend for themselves what's on-screen, you need to revise what you've written and rewrite it, because as is it's terrible and disrespectful. :/

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 2 роки тому

      Have them speak in Rock bottom

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 роки тому +12

    Ming-Na Wen’s cameo in this movie felt closer to a live action Mulan compared to the actual Mulan in the remake.

  • @justasharkonland4122
    @justasharkonland4122 3 роки тому +520

    Disney: “Lets remove all the singing cause songs aren't a part of war ”
    Meanwhile in any Napoleonic army...

    • @martusiagrziw
      @martusiagrziw 3 роки тому +71

      *any army

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 3 роки тому +75

      @@martusiagrziw *looks at Tolkien a WWI Vet having the Rohirrim literally sing as they charge into battle and all the war songs written by veterans. Union troops singing "John Brown's body" and so on'
      Nah people would never sing in a war. They'd also never joke to release stress!

    • @martusiagrziw
      @martusiagrziw 3 роки тому +15

      @@undertakernumberone1 *looks at soldiers of any army that in free time sings happy/dirty songs, and so on :)

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 3 роки тому +16

      Aren't wor songs a whole thing?

    • @prossnip42
      @prossnip42 3 роки тому +28

      There are literally entire youtube channels solely dedicated to posting war songs and hymns like what are they even talking about?

  • @kingofmonsters14
    @kingofmonsters14 3 роки тому +201

    the more insulting part is how the writer thinks Chi works. even Dragon Ball understood it better, and they have *bleep*ing laser blasts!

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +6

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @cjtherandomizer7638
      @cjtherandomizer7638 3 роки тому +6

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 ok, you have posted this reply everywhere. I think it's time to stop, we get your point

    • @cjtherandomizer7638
      @cjtherandomizer7638 3 роки тому +3

      The way chi was handled in Dragon Ball was really just how much energy someone had, not chi determines how op you are (DB did do something similar to this but you had to earn it most of time)

    • @kingofmonsters14
      @kingofmonsters14 3 роки тому +2

      @@cjtherandomizer7638 yeah, but that's the thing: EVERYONE HAD IT!! Goku, Freeza, Cell, Bulma, Superman, they all have it. it's just some people were able to... er, weaponize it.

    • @millerkarageanes1562
      @millerkarageanes1562 3 роки тому +2

      @@cjtherandomizer7638 don’t forget Kung fu panda 3 take on chi

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
    @aircraftcarrierwo-class 3 роки тому +69

    King Arthur As A Lady was already done better than Disney could ever do it.
    And that's saying a lot considering it was Kinoko Nasu who did it.

    • @Doran_Runeblite
      @Doran_Runeblite 3 роки тому +11

      Aaaay, Fate reference.

    • @orlandocasillas9806
      @orlandocasillas9806 2 роки тому +9

      You're not wrong. Nasu actually wrote her to be a flawed human and gave her a character arc, but i guess Disney's new heroines would be too good for that.

    • @remipsum3466
      @remipsum3466 2 роки тому

      Terry Pratchet, too!

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 2 роки тому +6

      What we need is a Metroid move. Trick the Disney executives by making a movie about a male knight so they allow a flawed character, and at the very end, remove the helmet for a surprise female knight!

    • @triggerfairy4070
      @triggerfairy4070 2 роки тому +4

      And it's from an H-game

  • @trevorpacelli8056
    @trevorpacelli8056 3 роки тому +28

    That part at the end where you explained the importance of having flawed female characters had so much truth in it!

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 3 роки тому +274

    "chi" isn't even supposed to work like that. Chi is supposed to be your stamina and will power. Having "good chi" wouldn't mean you have a lot of talents and you're awesome at everything, it just means you have a lot of energy.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 3 роки тому +39

      Chi is literally just the energy flow of the body. Having good chi doesn't give someone the ability to turn into a bird or be a weapons expert, it would just help you be healthier.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +12

      Heck, even Iron Fist did this better

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 3 роки тому +14

      Clearly, Disney thought "chi" (or "qi" in Mandarin) is just Chinese for "the Force".
      IIRC, chi permeates across nature and all living beings, including humans. Though optional, at best people can learn to harness it (e.g., tai chi and other forms of martial arts), use its flow across nature for their benefit (e.g., feng shui), or repair any irregularity in the body's chi system (e.g., acupuncture, moxibustion, and taking certain natural medicine).

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +7

      @@azoth6641 sooooo in simple terms 'good chi' is a really good immune system and a healthy body.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 3 роки тому +5

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933
      At least in practical application.
      The martial use of chi, or _neigong,_ typically fall under _xianxia,_ a more fantastical subgenre of _wuxia_ (martial fantasy) rooted in Chinese mythology, folk religion, and medicinal theory, with smatterings of Chinese Buddhism and Taoism (though neigong is also not unheard of in the more grounded wuxia works).

  • @isaacandluxo5463
    @isaacandluxo5463 3 роки тому +350

    That “DISGRACE ON YOUR COW” edit was literally funnier than this entire movie. Cause it actually got me to laugh once

    • @aztapsii3260
      @aztapsii3260 3 роки тому

      Don't let this comment distract you from the fact that democracy has proven itself to be a complete and utter failure. Throughout history, democracy has ruined thousands of lives due to it's corruptible nature. Democracy may pretend to be a fair and equal system of government but that is all a lie. Look at some of the democratic nations of the world. Look at the USA, a tyrannical and unstable nation with a population that has been divided due to stupid political parties. Look at North Korea, officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, do I even have to explain how democracy has failed there? What about Libya? Libya tried to be a fair and equal nation under democracy, and dissolved into a chaotic mess. The system of democracy is an evil thing and all members of a Senate/Parliament/Congress should be executed for irreversibly fucking up the Planet.

    • @justafan9399
      @justafan9399 3 роки тому +3

      @@aztapsii3260
      Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @enry2337
      @enry2337 3 роки тому +6

      @@aztapsii3260 The fact that you put "North Korea" and "democracy" in the same sentence honestly says it all.

    • @aidencooke6709
      @aidencooke6709 3 роки тому

      I was laughing at how bad the movie was.

  • @tomyoldiron6715
    @tomyoldiron6715 2 роки тому +14

    13:22 Just putting this timestamp here cause i Just can't-
    *"YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE BABIES AND NOT VOTE"*
    I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING IT THAT'S A CATCHY PUNCHLINE LOOOL

  • @tylerroman1752
    @tylerroman1752 2 роки тому +18

    This movie made me say "I miss mushu."

  • @AndroxineVortex
    @AndroxineVortex 3 роки тому +433

    Disney: Let's take out Mushu to make a more realistic film.
    Also Disney: Shape shifting Sorceress.

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 роки тому +2

      disney: instead of outright stealing foreign property castrating it adding 20 clowns inside and rewriting the ending, let's for the first time do at least an attempt to pander to the actual "owners" of that property
      yanks: boooo where's my clowns i want clowns. and farts

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 3 роки тому +19

      @@tsartomato Except the Chinese seem to have prefered the original as it actually ended up being less offensive culturally than this one. This one had SOOOOOOOOO many anachronisms and misunderstanding of Chinese culture... Chi, the phoenix, etc... the original didn't make those mistakes as it didn't try to go that deep. The original was a Disney film set in China. Just like Snow White was a Disney film set in Germany. There is aesthetics and style from the culture... but nothing really concrete. The new one TRIED to be a Chinese film done by Disney... but it ended up like a Snow White trying to be German where glaringly obvious mistakes are all over like people wearing pickelhaube hundreds of years before invention, a horrible misunderstanding of the Holy Roman Empire and the Electorate, and other stuff. If you are going to try and pander do it right. This was the laziest pandering I've seen as almost nothing was correct.

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 роки тому

      @@Fordo007 someone living in yankeestan is not chinese

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 3 роки тому +4

      @@tsartomato I know, the Chinese people I've seen interviewed and who give their thoughts online are living in China. I'm sure there are Chinese people who liked the new movie more. But going by polls and other data, the old one is prefered over this one. And as someone who is pretty angry about historical inaccuracies(like Braveheart, ughhhh... and the Patriot, ughhhhh) I can understand why a lot of Chinese people would find this film irritating by how much wrong stuff is in it that the most basic level of study would've revealed.

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 роки тому

      @@Fordo007 oh yes and i saw people claiming that the moon is holographic projection by nasa because lizard people
      nice data

  • @gingergoddess8953
    @gingergoddess8953 3 роки тому +692

    My sis after watching the movie: "Ugh, Mulan is so unrelatable now because she's a superhero."
    Me: "Nawh, even superheroes have weaknesses...and feelings."
    Mulan 2020 is straight Mary Sue

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 роки тому +7

      "relatable" oh yes because we need yanks to ruin zhonghua legends even more

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 3 роки тому +8

      Isn’t it sad how many times I have heard a character be called a Mary Sue 🤦‍♂️

    • @jamieharris1256
      @jamieharris1256 3 роки тому +27

      I hate the term Mary sue it's such a lazy criticism of a character that criminally over used. That being said Mulan 2020 is the definition of Mary sue

    • @jacob4920
      @jacob4920 3 роки тому +26

      @@jamieharris1256 Disney is entirely at fault for that term being overused today. Look at EVERY SINGLE MOVIE they have made in the past three years. And there you go. The word is not the problem. The people abusing said word are the actual problem.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому +7

      Don't you mean Marry Su?
      I'll see myself out.

  • @recapnerd2657
    @recapnerd2657 3 роки тому +16

    Malcom does a great impression of Eddie Murphy! 😂

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 2 роки тому +52

    Animated Mulan: "Overcome your weaknesses and become strong"
    Live-action Mulan: "you're OP cuz you're a girl"

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Рік тому +3

      It’s sad how perfectly this can be applied to the new star wars movies (young, bumbling Luke vs perfect super jedi Rey).

    • @robertlaidlaw4592
      @robertlaidlaw4592 Рік тому +1

      its not even that, the origonal was, no matter who you are you can be accepted and do great things. you dont have to follow the roll sociuty defines for you, choose your own path ect.

  • @yamiakko4257
    @yamiakko4257 3 роки тому +590

    The "I rather be executed" part was so bad, I actually bursted out laughing the first time I saw it.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 3 роки тому +58

      That wasn’t actually in the script, she just wished to be put out of her misery!

    • @tamajongtamajongphilip3894
      @tamajongtamajongphilip3894 11 місяців тому +1

      I don't think you should mock their manner of speaking. It might have been difficult for the actors to speak in English. I think they should have spoken in their own language, and let it be translated as text on screen. Thus they would have spoken more fluidly and naturally. It felt very strange and wrong (unrealistic) to hear Mulan trying to mimick an American accent in a diiferent part of the film. I empathise with the actors for making the effort to speak in English.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 6 місяців тому +1

      @@tamajongtamajongphilip3894 she is apparently american nationality, spent years in the states

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 3 роки тому +619

    Also, wouldn't it be interesting if Mulan's little "Neo bending over backwards to avoid the arrow" trick resulted in the soldier behind her taking an arrow?

    • @Whomever209
      @Whomever209 3 роки тому +70

      No no, you've got a point.

    • @slayer0235
      @slayer0235 3 роки тому +40

      @James Willen I was too slow. Got shafted on that one.

    • @sdsign4229
      @sdsign4229 3 роки тому +23

      @James Willen Nice! Take a bow!

    • @SilentReaperOFC
      @SilentReaperOFC 3 роки тому +12

      T-t-th-th-t-t-t-that’s all folk!

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 2 роки тому +2

      Why would one ride exactly behind her if she was not in front of the army and yet had none BEFORE her?

  • @barneythedinosaur4283
    @barneythedinosaur4283 3 роки тому +27

    Money isn't always a good thing, and this movie shows it

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 2 роки тому +5

    -Risking everything to be the best
    -"Don't think about your father"
    -Guided by some mystical bird
    bland character
    Is this Mulan ASH KETCHUM!?

  • @alexlazzerly3677
    @alexlazzerly3677 3 роки тому +320

    This honestly had the potential to be one of the best Disney Live action remakes. All that potential completely squandered.

    • @Jesup1204
      @Jesup1204 3 роки тому +9

      It would have been easier to just adapt the original ballots. When I saw this movie I thought they were going in that direction given that in many of them establish Mulan was taught how to fight at a young age and was reckless. Even the rabbits line was a reference to a fable Mulan tells one of her army buddies after he learns the truth.

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 3 роки тому +3

      I would have loved to see the original Mushu. General idea: "you want to help the old man (who I have no interest in helping despite him taking me in when my parents died)? Why don't You go to war in my place." *Has to pretend to be her as a result when she does*

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому +4

      indeed, all the trailer stuff looked cool, but litraly eveyting else was slaped togather with ductape and glue, with zero care for what sens it made or moral it gave off.

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't even mind the random choice to use Chi, but perhaps Bother to understand how it works first?

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +6

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

  • @paulhoon7940
    @paulhoon7940 3 роки тому +494

    "It's so lifeless."
    That really sums up this movie. The characters, what they took away, how the movie flows. It's so lifeless.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 3 роки тому +11

      These remakes are lifeless compared to the originals cuz Disney doesn't have to try hard anymore to make money. When they were making the originals, they were still trying to build themselves up and get fans. The new Star Wars shows like Mandalorian and Bad Batch are good cuz Dave Filoni is at the helm, and he's committed to honoring George Lucas' legacy of bringing rich new content to devoted fans.
      The MCU shows so far have been good for the same reasons.

    • @paulhoon7940
      @paulhoon7940 3 роки тому +10

      @@nahor88 Disney is afraid to go dark nowadays. Back then, movies like Lady and the Tramp, Pinocchio, The Fox and the Hound, there were some scenes that would never be seen in a modern-day Disney movie. Disney is losing sight of who they are. Shows like The Mandalorian, and Star Wars Bad Batch are really great because of good story and characters that were made with heart.

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +6

      it isn't even a flowing movie. it is a stagnant pool catering to the chinese government. funny enough, CHINA BANNED THE 2020 MULAN MOVIE. So in the end all of disney's rampant simping to the chinese government only made them display how low they would sink and stay sunk even if in the end it was all a waste of time and energy to do so.

    • @paulhoon7940
      @paulhoon7940 3 роки тому +2

      @@ObieDobieZoomer I'm actually curious if anyone can save Disney. Like someone new with good storytelling and creative ideas.

    • @paulhoon7940
      @paulhoon7940 3 роки тому +1

      @Russell Jordan I don't know. One would think that DreamWorks likes to keep their hands clean.

  • @S-Fan2006
    @S-Fan2006 3 роки тому +9

    Critic: I’m Brian and so is my wife!
    Me: Was that a Life of Brian reference? LOL!

  • @RB01.10
    @RB01.10 2 роки тому +10

    I love how they removed Mushu and the Ghosts to make it more realistic, yet added in a magic phoenix and witch.
    SMFH

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 3 роки тому +89

    Dear Disney, and the writers who wrote the plot and script...
    "YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH, I'VE EVER MET..."

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +200

    "I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not how chi works."
    Anime Logic 101

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat 3 роки тому +5

      i think nen could do that.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому

      Her being able to transform is one of the few cool things about this movie, and wrong portrayal of chi is for sure one of the last things this pile of shit film need worry about. XD
      At least make the freaking characters work and not sound batshit insane with morals that only exist in radical feminist minds.
      "I am the farter, you are the dougher" what reason on earth would he say that, when its 180% of everyting else.... its just binge a dick for being a dick sake.
      " oh, ok what problems do they have?"
      -____- yes... real horible, much tragic such woman

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 роки тому +2

      Has anyone actually seen the movie that China itself made in 2009 called "Mulan: Rise of a Warrior" ?
      China actually BEAT Disney by 12 years through the REAL live action adaptation.
      It was everything we wanted in a Live Action Mulan.

    • @sketchygetchey8299
      @sketchygetchey8299 3 роки тому +2

      Chi=Midiclorians

    • @oliverdelica2289
      @oliverdelica2289 3 роки тому +1

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 I did

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 2 роки тому +11

    Honestly, Mulan’s SISTER in this movie is a closer representation of the original Mulan than the main lead is

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the original source featured a brother, not a sister

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 6 місяців тому +3

      @@gianinabadami5341The original poem (apparently) makes passing references to an older sister and younger brother. The animated Mulan is portrayed as an only child with a pet dog named Little Brother

  • @scottpilgrim920
    @scottpilgrim920 2 роки тому +12

    I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon instead of this dumpster fire. It was amazing and is more worth your time and money than this!! Well-written and flawed characters, stunning cinematography, and I loved it!!

  • @axelsmith4722
    @axelsmith4722 3 роки тому +514

    That character isn't Mulan. She's called Chi Ting.

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 3 роки тому +112

      In the sequel she meets het Japanese counterpart, Fuku Yu.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 роки тому +32

      Very punny, dude.

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +14

      I think you mean CH1-T1N9.

    • @FatherKisame
      @FatherKisame 3 роки тому

      I see u

    • @Deconstruction_Administrator
      @Deconstruction_Administrator 3 роки тому +18

      @@ObieDobieZoomer No, that's the mass-produced version. She's the alpha-model prototype of the Chi-Ting project.
      You can tell because they hadn't yet implemented facial movement beyond talking.

  • @Lazyguy143
    @Lazyguy143 3 роки тому +122

    The whole chi concept was my biggest gripe with this movie. Instead of her realistically closing the gap with other soilders despite being a woman, it seems like she's only good because she has superpowers which not only undermines her accomplishments but makes her seem like an exception instead of normal.

    • @jlogan2228
      @jlogan2228 3 роки тому +18

      Right one of the best parts of the original was she conquered the arrow challenge by using her creativity but even then she STILL had to struggle and almost fell. It was so well done that you felt like she really did have the squadron rooting for her and when she throws down the arrow and just sits there triumphantly it still is iconic

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 3 роки тому +15

      Also the message of the movie - "Either you're a super speshul awesome Mary Sue like Mulan and can do everything. Or you're her sister and should be happy that you're getting married off. No piss off little sister!"

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly, the whole “More Realism, Less Magic” excuse never really made sense to me. The only magic I remember from the original movie was Mushu and her ghost ancestors. And the latter could technically not be magic in my opinion. But then they just do a hypocrisy and give her “Chi” which basically makes her a natural born super soldier. So what was the point of taking the magical elements out?
      Edit: Oh, Yeah, I completely forgot to mention of the completely dumbass move that in their “Realistic movie” they put in a shap shifting witch (who looks like a Chinese Rita repulsa) and a Fucking Phoenix!?

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 3 роки тому +1

      @@zachscarbrough2727 yeah. They replace that little magic with more magic and then claim "more grounded! blablabla"

    • @Demonic_Culture_Nut
      @Demonic_Culture_Nut 3 роки тому +1

      @@zachscarbrough2727 Not just a Fucking Phoenix, but a Fucking Western Phoenix. They didn't even make it a Fucking Eastern Phoenix.

  • @Sinrix
    @Sinrix 3 роки тому +18

    Mulan is literally my favorite disney movie, and i’m a dude, this remake makes me so damn angry lol my daughter ain’t watching this mess of a movie, only the og one, where it actually teaches things smh

  • @Jarod-te2bi
    @Jarod-te2bi Рік тому +6

    4:03 can we all agree that song was on point and meta as hell?

  • @cow1816
    @cow1816 3 роки тому +110

    If it wasn't for the begining song, I would have totally forgotten that they remade Lady and the Tramp.

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 3 роки тому +8

      Wow, I honestly completely forgot about that.

    • @kesslerine
      @kesslerine 3 роки тому +1

      They're remaking everything!

    • @hardcoresmoke2122
      @hardcoresmoke2122 3 роки тому +2

      Literally same. Didn't know that existed tbh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackfox1320
      @blackfox1320 3 роки тому +2

      Sadly, that's one of the better ones.

    • @someone-rs4zg
      @someone-rs4zg 3 роки тому +2

      To be honest, I didn't even know they made a remake of that.

  • @domidium
    @domidium 3 роки тому +306

    I think that even without the original Mulan and the other remakes, this movie would still fall flat. Still has wooden acting, superfluous characters, and an incredibly convoluted and misguided attempted female empowerment message.

    • @andrewlatourette428
      @andrewlatourette428 3 роки тому +4

      True, but at least the American audiences who would've never heard of this story without the original would've been far less angry about the whole thing.

    • @domidium
      @domidium 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrewlatourette428 Yeah. Still a subpar movie though...

    • @andrewlatourette428
      @andrewlatourette428 3 роки тому +1

      @@domidium From my point of view it'd have been about the same as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

    • @domidium
      @domidium 3 роки тому

      @@andrewlatourette428 ...I should check out that first live action adaptation sometime. See how it compares...

    • @domidium
      @domidium 3 роки тому +1

      @Jared Jams Not surprising.

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 2 роки тому +4

    Anyone want to mention that they made Mulan, one if the most badass women in film, a Mary Sue? No, I'm not talking like "Ooh, she's good in one thing. She's a perfect hero despite all her failings"; No, I'm talking 100% Fanfiction-grade Mary Sue.
    - She's an acolyte in the martial arts since childhood.
    - Everyone admires her, even the villain, despite her being duller than dirt-filled dishwater
    - Has no emotional scars, mental hangups, or physical weaknesses that she has to overcome or compensate.
    - Is in a story where the world has to bend to her as a moral pillar.
    - Hackneyed antagonistic forces that turn on a dime to go against her to have her prove then wrong later.
    MA-RY SUE! The only thing missing us her being made to look like the... wait, give me a second.
    *a vigorous Googling later*
    OK, so she wasn't given makeup to look like the director or any of the writers, but she checks nearly all of the boxes. Which sucks, because the original was an amazing character. She was strong in spirit, but had to work to make her physical strength meet it; he was risking her life to save her injured father from a war she knew he'd die in; She earned the respect of people that would've played her off as a "Crazy dame" in any situation where she didn't lie. She nearly died many times, and had to use her creative thinking to overcome several challenges. This one don't do Jack.
    By the way, friendly reminder that this was filmed near a Uygher concentration camp.

  • @s13g1313
    @s13g1313 3 роки тому +6

    I wanna be mad about the double sponsor ads, but that transition was so good it actually got a chuckle, well played critic.... well played

  • @heckleyeah399
    @heckleyeah399 3 роки тому +157

    Growing up, I looked up to characters like Mulan and Tiana for their ability to overcome their flaws and struggles. This mulan is so uninspirational.

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +11

      I wouldn't even give them the credit that it had anything inspiring about it in the film to be weighed down by how utterly lacking in anything inspirational they made her. the actress literally refused to show ANY emotion "because it made her look prettier".

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 3 роки тому +248

    Just a reminder that Disney will happily congratulate the guards of Uighur Concentration Camps for helping film this movie but Gina Carano’s tweets are a no-no.

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 роки тому +4

      Who's Gina Carno and what happened

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 роки тому +33

      @@xblade149 Actress on the Mandalorian. A little while back she made some posts on Instagram where she said the censorship and negative press being spread about Conservatives was similar to the negative propaganda the Nazis used to turn other citizens against Jews, eventually leading to the Holocaust.
      For that she was fired.

    • @DK-ff4oi
      @DK-ff4oi 3 роки тому +4

      @@xblade149 the rebel ranger lady from mandalorian got fired for some tweets ( don’t remember exactly what she said)

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 3 роки тому +28

      @@thefanwithoutaface8105 Not to mention that Pedro Pascal also invoked the Holocaust on social media, when he compared Trump voters to Nazis.
      Obviously, he was not fired ^^
      Rules for thee, but not for me.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 3 роки тому +2

      Gina isn't a billion ppl who pay them. Money talks

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 роки тому +28

    Nothing says female empowerment quite simping for an authoritarian regimes whose propaganda relies heavily on reinforcing patriarchal norms.

  • @SerpentHashiraObanaiIguro
    @SerpentHashiraObanaiIguro Рік тому +7

    5:31 Actually, no - even critics lambasted the remake. _Including Chinese critics - y'know, the one country Disney was pandering to with this remake!_

  • @wolfgangmitchell9213
    @wolfgangmitchell9213 3 роки тому +163

    In the original legend, Mulan had a younger brother who was still a child when she left her home. I just wished they would have brought that part instead of forcing in sister who's about almost the same age.

    • @blueteller
      @blueteller 3 роки тому +1

      First time I hear of this, I thought she was an only child??

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 3 роки тому +1

      If I remember correctly they did say they would do a more traditional movie based more on the legend taking out the music and magic and that was what originally made me excited for this that they would actually do something different from the original

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 роки тому +5

      @@shanedaley6236 and as we all figured out, was a freaking lie. They took away any element that made Mulan, Mulan and took away Mushu cause magic ain't a thing........and put in their own magic that help Mulan be "the bestest EVAH"

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 3 роки тому

      Was “little brother” from the animated movie intended to reference that same brother or was that just a coincidence?

  • @avatheartcup
    @avatheartcup 3 роки тому +105

    Takes out Mushu to be more adult, but then adds a witch

    • @Jesup1204
      @Jesup1204 3 роки тому +2

      I’ve read some of the original Ballots and none of mention Mushu at all.

    • @ikebirchum6591
      @ikebirchum6591 3 роки тому +8

      Witches as portrayed in the movie aren't even a thing in Chinese mythology. They're 100% European. It's like if they remade Emperor's New Groove and put a ninja in it and just pretended ninjas were a thing for the Incans

    • @blu3kawaii
      @blu3kawaii 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@ikebirchum6591 Also, the phoenix they put in this movie is the western depiction.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому

      @@ikebirchum6591 I mean... Emperor's New Groove might be a bit of a bad example here. yeah sure no ninjas, but.. pretty sure sunglasses, secret science layers and rollercoaster, restaurants, and Scouts training were not Incan accurate things lol!

    • @thattheatrenerd1418
      @thattheatrenerd1418 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jesup1204 yes but they do not have to follow the source point for point, it is just very hypocritical how they say no Mushu because it is too much magic when they add in a witch that has 1. Zero tie to the original and 2. Has no need to be in it. And they break the laws of gravity as much as a God dam Si Fi film.

  • @DEATH111183
    @DEATH111183 3 роки тому +4

    ALSO!!!
    Fan edit of dialog 29:40 "It's clearly no secret..... no one liked this film"
    you're welcome for the correction :)