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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @MEMEuser420
    @MEMEuser420 3 роки тому +239

    Hearing Randy say shut the fuck up to a Platypus is so funny

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 3 роки тому +370

    “The early settlers called us Duck Moles”
    “Fascinating.”

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +780

    The sort of comedy you write at 2am after smoking three honey oil blunts and watching the European Cut of Blade Runner.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому +7

      hol up why does it have to be the euro cut and is that why i dont get this creative because im watching the clearly inferior original cut?

    • @s_nuka
      @s_nuka 3 роки тому +1

      Is that bad?

    • @TripleDeckerSupreme
      @TripleDeckerSupreme 3 роки тому +4

      How does one man make it past 2 honey oil blunt at 2 a.m. let alone 3....

    • @ScrewBallTheAlien
      @ScrewBallTheAlien 3 роки тому +4

      There’s a European cut of Blade Runner?

    • @TripleDeckerSupreme
      @TripleDeckerSupreme 3 роки тому +3

      @@hardwirecars I assume it may have to do with the fact that, in said activity, 3 honey oil blunts is required.

  • @luke769animations
    @luke769animations 4 роки тому +365

    Just give him a fedora and some karate lessons already

    • @surblechev278
      @surblechev278 3 роки тому +53

      An abacus?
      *wears hat
      *PERRY THE ABACUS!*

    • @luke769animations
      @luke769animations 3 роки тому +33

      @@surblechev278 your timing was incalculable…
      And by that I mean
      *COMPLETELY CALCULABLE*

  • @Duckquack6
    @Duckquack6 2 роки тому +83

    2:38 is the best Randy line

  • @adog4733
    @adog4733 6 років тому +643

    Do people in Australia get to watch these guys every morning?!

    • @cs-ke1by
      @cs-ke1by 5 років тому +81

      Damn right we do

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 5 років тому +85

      You mean platypuses? Yes. They are everwhere.

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 5 років тому +7

      @@joshporter5205 I think he was talking about Sammy and Randy.

    • @gerrardhart6040
      @gerrardhart6040 5 років тому +46

      @@joeywomer r/wooosh

    • @foolishbard3431
      @foolishbard3431 5 років тому +13

      0000H H3 G07 FUCK1N W0005H3D

  • @YaBoiBrendo
    @YaBoiBrendo 4 роки тому +204

    These guys need a Netflix series

    • @mazzymakka2770
      @mazzymakka2770 2 роки тому +8

      I agree

    • @An_Average_Arsonist
      @An_Average_Arsonist Рік тому +3

      Nah, netflix would poor over the overwhelmingly positive reviews, and cancel it mid season to make another big mouth episode.
      I'd rather remember these skits fondly than watch them come back to life at half the quality to what they used to be. Now if disney+/prime compiled all the skits into an easily purchased package, that would be far better!

    • @noodledoodle9408
      @noodledoodle9408 Рік тому +1

      More like Netflix could use a series of this. I would prefer they make content at their own pace.

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 Рік тому

      And fukem up like Jeffries!?!
      Yeahnaa mate!!!
      Edit: & Wilfred!! Fk Netflix!

  • @stevecrow559
    @stevecrow559 Рік тому +21

    From one puppet to another " shut the f**k up" gets me everytime.

  • @TheBluePhoenixj
    @TheBluePhoenixj 4 роки тому +86

    0:25 That’s more true than I’d like it to be

    • @SkySilver2
      @SkySilver2 3 роки тому +4

      If only we listened 8 years later

  • @hannaha922
    @hannaha922 5 років тому +118

    They should let the platypus help with their finances

    • @J_dnvg
      @J_dnvg 5 років тому +1

      Yes........that was the joke....this has been out for 7 years and you didn’t get the joke.....

    • @hannaha922
      @hannaha922 5 років тому +4

      Jdnvg. To be fair I didn’t know this even existed 7 years ago. (030)

    • @J_dnvg
      @J_dnvg 5 років тому +2

      Good point, but it was just the fact that it was the main joke. It’s alright man, have a good day.

  • @exveemonking
    @exveemonking 5 років тому +205

    Fun fact: platypi is technically the incorrect plural for platypus, the actual accepted plurals are platypuses, platypus(similair to sheep or moose), and the greek plural that is platypodes. I'm not even joking, look it up.
    EDIT: Forgot I posted this. I think it was 2am-ish when I did, made the faux pax of not watching the video al the through before commenting. On the bright side you learned 1 extra word for the plural of platypus.

    • @fcgHenden
      @fcgHenden 4 роки тому +10

      Shut up!
      I should've bought an abacus.

    • @StartledOctopus
      @StartledOctopus 2 роки тому +3

      It's the same with octopus. Never octopi. It's actually octopodes, as it's from Greek roots like our dear abacus here. Sorry, platapus. (Though both words are Greek origin...)

    • @1tyrus
      @1tyrus Рік тому +2

      @@StartledOctopus None of the various forms of the word are more 'correct' than the others as the 'proper' pluralisation of adopted words is always under debate.
      'Octopus' is a latinised version of a Greek word, that's been adopted into English. Some people believe that it should use the Greek pluralisation, some believe it should use the Latin, and some believe that through its adoption into English it should be given an English pluralisation.
      The main takeaway here is that language is made up and all these words mean the same bloody thing, so just use whatever sounds cool and will have the least amount of confusion

    • @billsprestonesq.226
      @billsprestonesq.226 Рік тому +1

      @@1tyrus Exactly. The plural of platypus is canción.
      But seriously, language uses agreed upon conventions so that the speaker (or writer) can clearly convey their thoughts to the reader (or listener). While most folks would understand that "platypi" is referring to multiple platypodes, the failure of persons to understand that words have differing origins will lead to micommunications.
      tl;dr It doesn't matter once but it does matter over time.

  • @treedruid
    @treedruid 4 роки тому +51

    Abacus the Platypus , Charted accountant
    So technically SammyJ did actually buy a Abacus ( Charted accountant)

  • @MrV1r00zz
    @MrV1r00zz Рік тому +15

    Its just something with randy telling a platypus to shut the fuck up that always makes me laugh might be cuz i havnt slept in 2 days and its 6am atm 😂

  • @erickrocket
    @erickrocket 3 роки тому +28

    How Randy walk so fast? Love it.

  • @eltoncostello7357
    @eltoncostello7357 4 роки тому +37

    2:30 "I'm a chartered accountant" lol

  • @LisaMarieParadee
    @LisaMarieParadee Рік тому +7

    If only that platypus was Perry the Platypus, then Randy would be freaking out even more.

  • @PeopleoftheAge
    @PeopleoftheAge 4 роки тому +22

    8 years ago, and we've been through 2 recessions and a fuckin pandemic 🤣

  • @leowolftvjoshuadauzat
    @leowolftvjoshuadauzat 2 роки тому +10

    The funniest part was when the Platypus groaned in aggravation when he was told he was to sleep in the sink

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 2 роки тому +6

    In Australia, apparently CPA means Chartered Platypus Accountant

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Рік тому +6

    The platipus sounds like he was voiced by the same actor as Randy

  • @elirien4264
    @elirien4264 Рік тому +4

    Probably the weirdest sketch I've ever seen. Loved it!

  • @forge4119
    @forge4119 2 роки тому +10

    I love how casual they are around a talking platypus. Like they are looking for money, and they never thought to use the talking platypus to make it? '

    • @XYZ_is_taken
      @XYZ_is_taken 6 місяців тому

      i’m partly convinced that talking platypuses are just a normal thing in that world considering just how casual they are around it.

  • @billwhite515
    @billwhite515 4 роки тому +21

    At first I had to ask if it was a live animal then saw it was a puppet

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 3 роки тому +13

    This is truly peak comedy.

  • @alysonchevelle5471
    @alysonchevelle5471 3 роки тому +13

    This is fucking gold and i dont know why i didnt see this sooner

    • @ghostofyou9721
      @ghostofyou9721 3 роки тому +1

      Right? Randy and Sammy J are entertaining as hell. Thoroughly enjoyable.

  • @War-Jac
    @War-Jac 2 роки тому +7

    Uploaded 10 years ago... the show is from 2015 tho...

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 4 роки тому +12

    I want a Platypus puppet now

  • @Scradley89
    @Scradley89 3 роки тому +70

    2:37
    The words every parent wishes they could say to their spawn in public.

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 2 роки тому +5

      Did you refer to parents kids as “their spawn”?

  • @bleedingmasque.6193
    @bleedingmasque.6193 3 роки тому +6

    That platypus puppet is adorable

    • @adamdenardis5438
      @adamdenardis5438 2 роки тому

      While i agree with you about the puppet, i disagree with your name and pfp. You've got problems, mate.

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamdenardis5438 It was a painting I did in school a few years ago, I based it on one of Poe's stories. So mind your fucking business.

  • @Sir_Cumference314
    @Sir_Cumference314 5 років тому +406

    Platypuses actually have poisonous claws and are quite deadly

    • @TrackballTerry
      @TrackballTerry 5 років тому +7

      only females

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +53

      Plus they can fly, and speak German, but only at night

    • @SilverSurfer-cc6vp
      @SilverSurfer-cc6vp 5 років тому +27

      @@TrackballTerry It's the male that has it.

    • @SilverSurfer-cc6vp
      @SilverSurfer-cc6vp 5 років тому +19

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 No but they are financially literate and have their own accountants guild.

    • @EmiliaB94
      @EmiliaB94 5 років тому +5

      @@TrackballTerry males actually

  • @BraveryTheBrony
    @BraveryTheBrony Рік тому +6

    Am I the only one who thought he was holding a live platypus until it started talking?

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 5 років тому +110

    I love how in these shorts, Sammy is the dumb one.

  • @yokaihollow589
    @yokaihollow589 2 роки тому +5

    I want that platypus puppet. Now.

  • @ItsJustKaya
    @ItsJustKaya 2 роки тому +3

    0:17
    To that one person who laughed loudesy at fart noise. You should know. I like your humor.

  • @redskinsman10
    @redskinsman10 5 років тому +21

    That platypus is smarter than me

  • @heniflynn700
    @heniflynn700 4 роки тому +8

    1. 1:32 the platypus's first line
    2. 3:20 the platypus's last line

  • @JustASmore
    @JustASmore 5 років тому +22

    how can i live in australia
    and how many lives should i bring?1

  • @CroakPad
    @CroakPad 5 років тому +11

    I wish I had a platypus for a financial adviser.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 роки тому

      I wish I had a financial adviser for a platypus. Want to swap?

  • @18karatgold6
    @18karatgold6 11 днів тому

    “Sorry mate, we’re just trying to sort out our finances.”
    “ Y E A H , S H U T U P . “
    😂😂😂

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 3 роки тому +3

    I wonder how much they want for the Abacus...I mean, Platypus.

  • @christophgamingandmore
    @christophgamingandmore 2 роки тому +8

    2:37 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @angrydalek
    @angrydalek 2 роки тому +5

    I will drive you back to the sanctuary, is that what you want!?
    Yes.
    XD

  • @MothGM
    @MothGM 2 роки тому +2

    Fuck “crash and bernsteen” this is where the purple puppet shines

  • @cactusjack1729
    @cactusjack1729 2 роки тому +3

    Shame the platypus wasn't a reccuring character on these shorts after this one

  • @AnuxeL
    @AnuxeL 2 роки тому +4

    That abacus had some sound financial advice

  • @zadeify9596
    @zadeify9596 Рік тому

    Reminds me of Young Ones due the surrealism.

  • @steam-powered-cyborg
    @steam-powered-cyborg 4 роки тому +5

    Platypuses
    platypi
    platypeople
    well, you know what I mean.

  • @Ashenboi
    @Ashenboi 2 роки тому +1

    I need that platypus hand puppet

  • @dalethompson5573
    @dalethompson5573 4 роки тому +2

    Your so so funny🤗

  • @SS2Masako
    @SS2Masako 5 місяців тому +1

    They are just ignoring the fact the Platypus is talking

  • @JSRRADIO
    @JSRRADIO 3 роки тому +2

    Wow even then they predicted 2020

  • @kabanzai
    @kabanzai Рік тому +3

    Nobody thinks to rob the platypus?

  • @billy10953
    @billy10953 12 років тому +11

    love randy the purple turtle

    • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
      @Cyberbrickmaster1986 4 роки тому +1

      To me, he looks like purple Wilkins. But he did look like a turtle during this time.

  • @demonbirch4539
    @demonbirch4539 5 років тому +10

    Crash and Bernstein grew up fast

  • @SamK1281
    @SamK1281 8 місяців тому +1

    Guys it's a fucking talking platypus... Hello my baby hello my honey...

  • @Olivetank7
    @Olivetank7 2 роки тому +2

    If crash and burnstein was rated r.

  • @thereplication2567
    @thereplication2567 4 роки тому +5

    2:37

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 Рік тому +1

    Just a suggestion but, maybe, don't anger the venomous, near sighted critter in your living room.

  • @joshporter5205
    @joshporter5205 5 років тому +11

    Thats what you get snorting cremains off a fancy spoon.

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 2 роки тому +2

    Despite platypuses being deadly I would gladly gamble my life just to snuggle a beavuckole (beaver duck mole) getting injected with a venom more powerful than morphine would be worth it to hug something as fluffy and cute as God's drunk text.

  • @Trane141Kingz
    @Trane141Kingz 2 роки тому

    2:37 YEAH, get outta here Agent P! Go back to fuckin OWCA on Phineas and Ferb!

  • @AMdrades
    @AMdrades 3 роки тому +1

    A house that size in LA is worth 1,000,000

  • @ironvlogger9712
    @ironvlogger9712 5 років тому +2

    Please tell mevthese guys have their own sitcom

    • @jaa1969jaa
      @jaa1969jaa 5 років тому +1

      Yes, Ricketts Lane. It was on the ABC (A for Australian) and then on Netflix last year, but not anymore...

  • @Duckquack6
    @Duckquack6 2 роки тому +1

    2:37 though

  • @blackcrasanblade
    @blackcrasanblade 2 роки тому +1

    is it sad i want the platypus more

  • @Killia4665
    @Killia4665 11 років тому +12

    hahahah lol that was funny

  • @mysteriousinformer3198
    @mysteriousinformer3198 2 роки тому +1

    the only world were a talking purple elmo and talking rich platapie are normal

  • @NTMNBW
    @NTMNBW 2 роки тому +1

    "sorry mate, we're just trying to set out our finances"
    "YEA SHUT THE F[redacted] UP!"

  • @Rolonsilver
    @Rolonsilver Рік тому

    A group Platypuses called paddle

  • @leximartinez3480
    @leximartinez3480 4 роки тому

    Me in 2020

  • @Spitfire-nm6ic
    @Spitfire-nm6ic 5 років тому +4

    It's platypodes

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 2 роки тому

    It's actually Platapodes

  • @mycontentcreation5264
    @mycontentcreation5264 2 роки тому +1

    Feels like I’m missing half of the story.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 4 роки тому +1

    Does that platypus look fake to anyone else, or am I lacking in my platypus anatomy?

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 4 роки тому +1

      Literally a glove puppet. Sammy has his hand up its arse, then Randy's puppeteer takes over.

    • @threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957
      @threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957 2 роки тому

      I always think that about Randy, it’s almost as if he’s not real or something

  • @scorchingshark6424
    @scorchingshark6424 5 років тому +3

    They don’t do much

  • @DavidSmith-kz2to
    @DavidSmith-kz2to 3 роки тому +1

    The plural for Platypus is Platypods

  • @GeraldOfRevea
    @GeraldOfRevea 2 роки тому

    10 Years too early

  • @kaydakitty3566
    @kaydakitty3566 3 роки тому

    Dobedobedobadobedobedobeba paaarrrrry

  • @The1diot426
    @The1diot426 3 роки тому +2

    British Crash and Bernstein

  • @kiddhkane
    @kiddhkane 5 років тому

    36th
    PFFFT

  • @Dumb_Furry_UwU
    @Dumb_Furry_UwU 3 роки тому

    Actually the plural is "Platipussies"

  • @izzyxblades
    @izzyxblades 4 роки тому

    Platapussies

  • @crystalsheep1434
    @crystalsheep1434 Рік тому

    Hahaha

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 4 роки тому +2

    Lol, they're both wrong. It's platypodes.

    • @insayno9959
      @insayno9959 4 роки тому

      Strictly speaking, its neither. Platypuses is the standard. Platypus is also acceptable. technically Platypodes is more applicable than Platypi, but it is defined by the usage, but by the roots.

  • @IggyTthunders
    @IggyTthunders 2 роки тому

    Wanker: Well, while platipi sounds more scientific, it's akshually a colloquialism, so Randy was right the first time.
    Platypus: You wannuh see my poisonous barb?

  • @nixbar6546
    @nixbar6546 6 років тому +2

    Lol

  • @MakeLoveNotWar687
    @MakeLoveNotWar687 Рік тому

    Ahead of the time

  • @josephdenson3323
    @josephdenson3323 5 років тому

    What the fuck did I just watch?

  • @lukeshelley4337
    @lukeshelley4337 3 роки тому +3

    2:37

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 4 роки тому +4

    2:35