Slight Weapons Malfunction | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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- Han Solo is better with a blaster than with words.
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there is always room for another reactor xD
Reactors are the dessert of the Galactic Empire.
How else do you think a Stardestroyer can support powerful shields and dozends of Turbolasers. Its made up of 30% fuel storage, 1% waste compactors, 5% quarters, 24% hallways and the rest is reactors.
*You* get a reactor! And *you* get a reactor! And *you* get a reactor!
And you don't need a reactor!
Hishe fans Know what I mean!
i love how chewy sprang into action the second he heard vader's breathing
And then snuck away when it got awkward
Vader saying oki doki is canon for me.
I always found that part way too funny.
Me too
He got it from Jar-Jar
Just at that part
"Well i don't know what to tell ya but im staring STRAIGHT on a reactor" ... God i love that line
I love how he just throws the book as he saying it
Kudos to Lord Vader for sticking with his open door policy.
Erevis Cale well I don't like his close throat policy when you fuck up.
Oswald Chai luckily it only affects officers
Well, Lord Vader doesn't have the power to strangle people. The officers act and being redressed. Captain Perkins have been "strangled" 30 times! Hahaha good man.
@@oswaldchai9865 🤣 good one
@@amon8977 actually he's private Perkins, when that happens you get demoted, nobody who gets chocked out 30 times stays a captain
They should do a sketch about Shelia and what it's like to be Vader's assistant at a time like this lol
isn't sheila the one with a bounty hunter for a husband?
@@solahaze8948 Dengar's wife, yes.
True
Sheila: "Yes, Emperor?....ah, shall I pencil in an appointment with your investors?....yes Emperor....yes, I'm aware Mr. Vader doesn't have an ATM on his "Torso Litebright".....I'll schedule it after your haircut with Alfonso then."
OK boys let's build this reactor
I just love how Han totally forgets their original objective
I love the ending! "Ok, lets build that reactor!" Lol
Ah yes you are from 2013 you are god
Han is just tired of this resistance style, why not join the bucket heads?
And I always pretend that was canon by assuming he said “LUKE, WE’RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!” afterwards.
Omg I forgot all about this comment... I can't believe it has over 300 likes!
@@Watermoon1293 welcome back
Gary's daughter is definetely Captain Phasma
She has an american accent but in the force awakens CP has a british accent
Oh...my...God...O_o
There are other female Stormtroopers in Episode VII, you know.
Jonathan Szuhai We've never seen or heard of any female stormtroopers in any films except for Phasma in TFA.
Yes there were. You just weren't paying attention.
0:03 - "Han: I pretend to be one of their guys and convince the Imperials we are fine.
GM: Roll for persuasion."
0:11 - "GM: That's a 3... Alongside the difficulty modifier that counts as a fail. They're not buying it, they're sending a squad out to assess the situation.
Han: I convince them to NOT send a squad up!
GM: Alright... Roll for persuasion again."
0:17 - "GM: 5, still a fail...
Han: That's bullshit! My charisma is off the charts! That's what this guy is all about!
GM: Yeah, but these guys tend to follow procedures, were already on high alert, are suspicious since you've failed your previous roll, and will not be swayed by this 5-based flimsy attempt at diffusing the situation. Plus - you're trying to pretend to be someone you know very little about in a place you're not familiar with faced with a situation you don't know the protocol for.
Han: I... don't care! I double down on my efforts and convince them not to come here!
GM: Roll."
0:40 - "GM: OK, that's a 1. They literally get Lord Vader on the line to dismantle your ridiculous story, they are even more firm on sending in a team there, and you get so into your own stupid made-up story that you briefly buy into it yourself and forget what you actually came to do.
Han: I hate this game."
I Know nothing about D&D and this still made me laugh.
You've earned that upvote sir.
roll for mischief had to be 20 at least then
Luke: Can I roll to find/Rescue the Princess while he's doing this?
GM: if you make an Athletics Save I'll let you have the rolls.
Luke: I got a 19 and with my stats that's a 26.
GM: ! ....Okay make a roll for Investigation.
Luke: *Rolls* um I got a 20, so with my stats that's-
GM: 20's a pass man, you found the Princess.
Han: WHAT?!
Luke: can I guide her back to our ship and escape before the squad show up? (Leia: I'd like to assist him if that's okay)
GM: Since you Passed your last roll I'll allow a chance to escape the Squad but not a full guidance back to the ship(Luke: okay that's fair), while it would have been with disadvantage with Han's rolls, but Leia's assistance is going to cancel it to a normal roll.
Luke: ....I got another 20. (Han: OH COME ON!)
GM: While Vader and the rest of the Troopers are distracted with Han's poor deception, you managed to escape just before the Squad arrived. However they do know someone's on the Death Star and that the Princess has escaped.
Han: F This Game!
@@Kage-pm6qi poor deception that works is good deception
Jesus saves…. Everyone else rolls a D20.
I love this clip. So creative to me. Especially when Vader comes on the phone and actually orders a reactor
Chewbacca goes flying across the room
"Sheila, can you get me the plans to the Death Star?"
Doesn't R2-D2 have them? XD
I'm pretty sure the Empire would have multiple copies of plans for their largest and most powerful battlestations.
Sporetacularful I DID say "XD," but yeah, you could be right about that.
gameoholic1994 My apologies then. :)
Sporetacularful But wait. If they made multiple copies of plans, then maybe they wouldn't have had to chase the Rebels for the secret plans that eventually exposed the Death Star's weakness... Unless they made only ONE copy of the secret plans.
They're concern is that the Rebels have a bootleg copy of the Death Star.
Their communications department is on fucking point Jesus. If the Federation can get shit that organized I say let them rule.
Haaaaaaaa
Empire*
Rebel dogs!
So true! Goes to show how boring it is being stationed on the Death Star before the Protagonists shows up. They have no conflict so they gotta pass the time :P
@@scottprice4955 "tedious inspection drills and boring watches guarding impregnable force field generators"
"No Reactor I Can See But Might As Well Put One In There's Always Room For Another Reactor"
When I Heard That I Laughed Hard
I like how in the Original trilogy Han and crew run around a moon sized space station and only come across or have to confront a handful of stormtroopers. Guess the rest must have been out to lunch.
big ship, large space, encounter less than there actualy is, its simple really, moon size dspaceship only needs like 12 people to fly it so you know all you really need is guards at entrances and that's it
Rhys Clark Interactive Media
really you only need one person. scotty.
HASEnoncorperated
And he ALWAYS is givin' her all she's got...Cap'n!
Brooks Adamson Nonsense they were all standing at attention in the hangars until Han came in screaming like a lunatic lol.
Rhys Clark Interactive Media You must have been on a moon size battlecruiser yourself, eh wiseguy?
Love how Vader is sounding like “just another dull day at the office”😂
There's always room for another reactor. You know, in the *Detention Level*.
HiddenTalent77 Maybe the radiation exposure will motivate the prisoners to be model, upright citizens next time.
+ThatStrangeSuit Why stop there? Let's put a reactor in the Emperor's throne room, the three ring circus, all the shops in the mall, the zoo, the day care center, even a reactor... wait for it... in the reactor room, like another one.
@@commander144 So that's why the deathstar II wasn't finished... (refering to another video)
@@commander144 I died of laughter reading your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
00:44 LMAO!!! Chewie combat rolling in there slays me every time!!!
Aaron David Kapner and uuu
1:17 gets me lol
Dolphin dive
lol. I think Han lost the point of why they were actually there in the first place.
Well might as well I help them
Alright let's build this reactor!
I love the movement-talk syncing of Han Solo, it's well made. Especially when he shoots the mic when he says at the same time 'We've got it under control.' Brilliant!
That apprehensive "umm...not that I know of" from Vader always makes me laugh
"Might as well put one in. There's always room for another reactor!" I love how Vader's just so chill about everything XD
aww right guys, lets build this reactor
I have the perfect place: in the Detention Level. Perfectly good spot.
All this reactor talk gave him the urge to build one just for the heck of it.
Scott Price Just trying to look... Inconspicuous.
I didn’t know something as simple as Vader going “okey-dokey” could make me laugh so much
This is a lot like the kind of conversations you'll have in IT.
I can't watch Robot Chicken and NOT hear Joker from Mass Effect now.
holy shit your right!
Titan master race.
Benjo Kazooie you mean, Seth Green?
He also played oz in buffy
han: okay lets build the reactor.
luke: what about the princess?
han: shut up luke if we work hard on it, it won't look suspicous and it'll save our asses and the princess's
Or
"I'm sure she can still help build the reactor, Luke"
I acutally prefer the original, "okay let's build this reactor...."
I like panic, "LUKE, WE'RE GETTING COMPANY!!!! :D"
"There's always room for another reactor"
Engineers building the CVN-65: The USS Enterpise
Too few people will get the hilarious truth of this statement.😂
"Sheila can you get me the plans to the Death Star"
Doo do doo reactor, reactor, reactor
"I don't know what else to tell you, but I'm straight staring at the reactor."
- Funniest line in this segment
Let's be friends
I love it when they give these intense movie scenes a laid back appeal to it. More action movies need that..
Lol Han: "Okay let's build this reactor!" I think he may have forgot about the mission.
Han's delivery in this scene always made it one of my favorites.
Hey, sounds like Joker's in charge of communications on the Death Star!
"Fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I made my point."
After losing Commander Shepard to the Collectors he went into a state of depression because of the guilt he felt. He left the Alliance and started looking for new work but because of the depression he was in was only interested in jobs that involved working with the bad guys. After awhile of searching he met Gary the stormtrooper who told him about his job working for the Empire and Darth Vader. Joker thought that would be good since working with someone as powerful and dangerous as Vader would somehow keep him from thinking about the Commanders death. He worked in the Death Star for 2 years, getting to work with Vader and Palpatine the entire time. Over time he grows to think of Vader as a replacement for Shepard since Shepard was always a hardass with a sad past. He begins to fall deeper into depression after working for a Sith Lord and can feel himself turning to the dark side. After the reactor incident he attempted suicide by trying to stab himself with a lightsaber but right as he was about to do it his omnitool beeped with a message from a woman named Miranda Lawson, an agent for Cerberus the second most evil organization in the galaxy. They tell him that they have brought Shepard back from the dead and they want him to work for them so he quits his job at the Death Star and goes to work for Cerberus with Shepard until they defeat the Collectors and they both go back to the Alliance. With the collectors gone and the reapers coming Joker contacts Lord Vader to help with the war out fear of losing Shepard again. Darth Vader strangles the Illusive Man to death with the force and uses his awesomeness to blow up every single reaper by looking at them. Joker thanks Vader with a hug and let's him go back to the Death Star. After that he retired from the Alliance and settled down with his synthetic girlfriend EDI and adopts two children. The first one they name Shepard, and the second child they name Anakin.
And so another DLC was born.
206Zelda yeah pretty much
This should of been in the actual movie.
Should have, idiot
I just love how at the end, he just says "Okay, let's build this reactor." 😂
love how Matt Lanters voice is just everywhere
Best part was when Han said “okay let’s build this reactor!”
My best part is that bit where Vader's like "reactor poopoopoo"
Laughed so hard when he just whipped up a phone book. Then it just keeps going! Gosh, I love this skit!
I love how Vader is actually fulfilling his job as the boss of an army (authorizing new mechanics, approving requests, going over the things that were installed, etc).
I love this. Clean, original humor.
"Star Wars Episode V: How to Install Your Own Death Star Reactor"
lol right back to where he DIDN'T want to go with that lol.
Dave Johnson should be an acceptable name in the Star Wars universe.
Vader is cool. "Sheila...!" Always room for another reactor.love how he says it!
Could you imagine if there was actually some woman called Sheila who worked for both Darth Vader and Darth Sidious in the Star Wars Canon. 😂
Dark Ap05tl3
*(super late)* I mean even a sith Lord needs an assistant or two...
Sheila was actually the name of that fat blue guy with the horn-braids and the big gold sceptre.
your thinking of Mos Amaida
@@khylerbane4523 No, I'm thinking of Sheila. Get that _Legends Canon_ shit out of here.
She's probably the head of Imperial Intelligence, ever since the rebels got their hands on the Deathstar blueprints they need to keep sensitive information under lock and key.
Reactor online.
Sensors online.
Weapons online.
All systems nominal.
Keith Ferguson as Han Solo never fails to make me laugh.
When Robot Chicken handles the Star Wars characters better than Disney
0:43 That jump from Chew! Omg! 🤣🤣🤣
Okay let's build that reactor! Even Han was into it by the end xD
> Death Star plan are stolen
> "Sheila, can you give me the plans of the Death Star"
guess it was an excuse to attack the Tantive IV
Ah, one of the greatest threats to good guys everywhere: fact checking.
They will send a squad up. Whether it be stormtroopers, or engineers. You can't win, Han. Go back to the Purge with chewie.
+SuperCommando48 That was from the Death Troopers book wasn't it?
Yep.
This whole scene made me realise that han and Luke were smarter they could've just... put their helmets back on, and acted they they were the first responders to the threat. Then later on, just sneak leia out.
I love how much they stick to the original lines
I love Chewy 's physical reaction to hearing Vader on the line.
My favorite Robot Chicken clips are ones like this that just drag on and on and get more hilarious as they go. 😀
"We'll send a team up to build a new reactor." lolz
"Were all fine here, how are you?"
It occurs to me that with all the time that conversation took, Luke would have been able to fetch Leia and they all could have gotten out of there without having to take the garbage chute.
0:26 the guy sounds like Taylor Grey...
"When the going gets tough, and nobody believed that there is a *REACTOR* in the prison block
Then quickly gather your friends and try your best to *BUILD THE REACTOR ITSELF*
just to trick a small squad of Imperial Inspectors"
Great Han now you gotta build a big ass reactor. Does he not realize all the logistics that need to occur to get all the materials? Not to mention the machines that he’ll need to build the damn thing. Oh and what about costs of goods?? Does the emperor have any idea of what this is going to do to his credit?? God man some people…
Probably the most *awkwardest* (undercover) conversation ever 😂
“Boring conversation anyway. Okay, let’s build this reactor!”
0:45 BEST Chewee REACTION HAHAHA!
When the operator said, "Get vader on the line" I was like ohh no
"alright, let's build this reactor!"
After all these years...and I still don't know what a reactor is
Wait... what?
Farscryer0 I think you just reacted!
You seriously need to do research.
Are you just fission for a reaction?
Long version: A reactor is basically a giant generator that powers vessels. There are different types of reactors such as fusion, chemical, and even nuclear. Reactors are able to output a lot of power and are more efficient than say a standard generator that runs on electricity or fuel.
Short version: You remember that giant hour glass looking thing the Falcon blows up in Return of the Jedi? That's a reactor.
Back when I was in High School, our teacher was friends with someone who was a, I guess fact-checker for the Robot Chicken team? We had a bunch of Star Wars buffs in the class so she stopped by to touch base with them, and we got a sneak peek at the script for this special months before it aired. We were laughing our goddamn asses off just from the script.
Alright, let's build this reactor! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love how Chewie freaks out.
Me when I'm bullshitting on the spot at work.
One of the only robot chicken skits I legitimately enjoy.
I've watched this so many times that I didn't realize Han actually said "how are you" in the original, I thought it was a Robot Chicken thing
Hahahaha I love how chewy freaks out once vader starts talking 0:43
i know only one other man to spin a full carbine like a pistol i think his name was....
Fordo
I love Han's reaction at 0:44
I love the gun twirl Han does "Borin' conversation anyway"
My fellow viewers, Chewbacca's roll @ 0:44 is so underrated. Completely unecessary! 😂😂😂😂
Sincerly yours,
*NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD*
When the rogue rolls really really high on that persuasion and deception roll. Many times.
I saw this before I saw the original Star Wars, I was genuinely surprised at how little this scene had been exaggerated. XD
(It's also my favorite joke in the movie)
Payday 2 pager in a nutshell
You know you've been watching too much Red vs Blue when you hear the word SHEILA and you think of a tank AI.
Robot Chicken did a great job of humanizing the Empire and making it hilarious. Of course there would be all these chains to work up to confirm something it's a moon sized space station!
Joker: "Commander Sheppard did you instal a reactor in the prisioner control room"
Sheppard: "EDI can you get me the plans to the Normandy?"
I can imagine Seth Green doing a Mass Effect spoof of this.
Funny fact: solos "how are you?" Was not in the script. He made it up.😂
This is more of what it would be like if you actually worked on the death star in real life.
This and Death Star Orientation are my favourite clips.
I like how Han gets so involved with his deception that in the end he convinced himself that he's there to build a reactor!
Glad they cut most of that dialog out from the movie.
Watching these video's makes me so happy
“Okie dokie”
...love Chewbaccas reactions!
I lost it when Vader said "okey dokey".
This > family guy's radio dj joke
Okie dokie. Papapa... reactor... reactor... reactor... popopoo. LMAO