[ENG SUB] "Lets Hold Hands" [Kaida Haru/Nijisanji]

Please note there may be mistakes in the translations, and parts I couldn't hear well or understand were left blank!
Feel free to correct me in the comments! (pls do it kindly)
Kaida Haru: / @kaidaharu
Stream: • 【龍が如く 極】まちのチンピラ、かいだくん ...

[@se2213]

kaida: ofc i dont get chocolate what are you saying
listeners: feels pity
kaida: i dont need chocolate! im happy! very very happy! enough happy!
listeners: feels more pity

[@dangowo]

Teasing Kaida is such a joy 😂😂

[@Daru_Is_Here]

Everyone's favorite V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶D̶a̶y̶ Bully Kaida Haru Day.

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

Everyday is Bully Kaida Haru day

[@theunsugoi998]

Kaida: Not lonely, not loney!
Narrator: But he felt, in fact, lonely.

[@allxsxfxx]

He's so precious. Idk when will my region allowed for superchats 🤧 i really want to support them

[@kr-qq4fs]

I just use vpn for that

[@leiaishungry969]

@@kr-qq4fs is it safe though? google system can track where's your true location and you can be banned from faking it...🤔

[@ssancel]

100% can relate 🥲🤧

[@kr-qq4fs]

@@leiaishungry969 I haven’t been banned and I have sent sc to 3 livers already, also the most ironic thing is I’m literally using a google chrome extension vpn to do that

[@lkntgkltrndfl]

this feels like the time Shachou went "Not. Need. More. Money.", and the viewers went "More. Money."

[@00Kalypso]

the chat just looking for an excuse to simp for kaida and throw money at him lmao

[@Darkangel22134]

alternative title: "suffering from success on valentine's day"

[@vonney7613]

0:33 this sounds so pure wh-

[@-Raylight]

Wow Kaida is playing Yakuza Kiwami? I gotta watch the archive
Holding hands...? That's lewd xD
Valentine was not so lonely anymore because we all had Kaida... to bully lol

[@oiinari]

*flashbacks to christmas stream*
“handshake..? YES! we are friend :)” he’s so adorable pls

[@nil2819]

This *thin* wall called "broke student" is the only thing holding me back from using VPN to throw pity spacha at him in this stream.

[@fuwafuwas]

thank you for translating this lovely clip :)
he’s so cute

[@April-nr2tn]

1:13 Ima just leave this here- 😃👍

[@Isabel-bo4vg]

Kaida: I am not lonely, HAPPY
Listener: How pity of you, here have some superchat to buy chocolate

[@chiiken993]

Hold hands -> Shake hands zone

[@hinomiriko4723]

“ we are friends “
It hits me hard .

[@kiltrin1268]

wow this is my first time hearing him speak in english. its nice.

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

He's not good at pronouncing English, even though it sounds cute

[@siffa159]

the amount of denial is amusing

[@madamemcdeluxe]

his voice are getting deeper when mad at those spacha

[@user-yh7km2dg7e]

0:28 i can listen to this forever

[@JOY-rb2lw]

OH MY THIS WAS SO FUNNY THANK YOU

[@burntbeans9475]

kaida we don't want to hold your hand for you, we want to hold your hand for us

[@CharleneOcampo13]

If I wasn't working until late yesterday I would have asked him to greet my mom a happy birthday instead LOL

[@overworkedgilgamesh]

Why is the chat censored tho?

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

Privacy concers

[@rebca888]

I'll give his statement some adjustements and put it on my tombstone: ,,died single. I don't leave house so what did you expect"

[@thuekiyo5233]

Could you please translate some of his moment of his debut stream?

[@lostdestroyer8400]

kaida

[@huahime]

Kaida

[@cinmon9643]

Kaida

[@zoobean994]

Kaidaham

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

Worth it

[@adollarin5635]

0:51 friend zoned d(￣x￣;)

[@sugababyyy]

you aren’t a good streamer unless your chat bullies you

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

no no no no no no

[@gehirndoper]

Why are you blurring the comments?

[@E_Kiing]

:3c lol