I love how this game fucks you over at many a turn. TB maxed out all of his warfare stats, giving Elodie knowledge about advanced stratergy and weapons, only uses the archery stat once out of all the weapons and right before waging a war gets killed because he tossed all of his time into military and gave Elodie no way of detecting more passive threats. Also, I can't believe Dodger went "Oh! Magic! We should totally do that!" Then she places the only character who teaches you magic in a prison cell, stopping her from using magic. XD
I just bought this the other day on Steam during the big exploration sale (had been eyeballing it a while by then) and loved the shit out of it. I have since dubbed it "Pretty Princess Spreadsheet Simulator" or possibly "EVE Online: Princess Version". It only took me 6 hours to FINALLY manage to get something other than a horrible horrible death, and even then it looks like i just kinda ended up as some kind of Cinderella styled slave to the dude i had agreed to marry. God this game is brutal.
What I expected - a visual novel choose-your-own-adventure about an anime girl becoming a queen What I got - Absolute Monarchy: Extreme Assassin Dodger 2012
I got 6:38 seconds in, and then UA-cam refused to move forward. Even reloading the page doesn't help. Other videos are working, so that's not the problem.
BrotherAlpha Yep happens with this new youtube. Especially on my mobile devices, just keep reloading or move the slider back and forth to get through. I don't know if that will help you but it works for me.
I wasn't sure about another let's play channel, but then you did the voice for the king. I laughed much harder than I should have. Thank you for being hilarious.
I watched this let’s play a while back, and came back after being reminded of the game again. Now I’m 27 seconds in and already crying because of the Total Biscuit mention.
The "Darling" part cracked me right up and i don't usually watch Dodger but now that you made me laugh with your ability to make unique/ funny voices up. I shall watch more and subscribe :3
The game itself has so many things to learn and a lot of different endings I'm guessing I'll enjoy watching this hope to see more like this on your Chanel! :3
Hey, hope you read this. Glad you're playing this and I'll try to be helpful without spoiling. Two things: Firstly, don't treat the seemingly negative moods as bad. They all give different bonuses to your skills so you may need to work towards some of them to help you out. Secondly, I think you're spreading yourself too thin. The times I've completed this I've had to specialise in a few skills and not be afraid to ignore some skills and expect to fail some skill checks, in order to max out others so as to get through the end of the game. Have fun!
I had fun playing the ultraparanoid game, it really works (what I am saying is don't underestimate divination), because of this I managed to get the okay ending, not great but stayed alive, first time. #humblebrag or something.
Hey dodge. I watched the hilarious TB stream and from what I saw your mood is changed by the activities like sneaking out etc and the highest or lowest mood decides your mood as princess. Right now you're depressed. And every mood inflicts the way you train your skills. The higher the number is (like 1.16) the better and faster you learn stuff. If the number is negative and orange you don't learn that skill well. Also you can study one skill twice, so you could get swords practice on both trainings. Also.. no spoiler but dogs will be relevant. Ask tb :D
One thing that's good to know about this game is that "negative" mood traits like lonely don't affect the character negatively. All they affect is which skills get bonuses and penalties for the weekly classes, and even the "negative" moods will give you bonuses in something.
So you get excited about magic at the beginning... then the lady comes to tell you that you mother used magic, that it is important for a future queen and she wants to train you... so of course you send her to the dungeon and refuse to listen to her. Makes sense to me! Nice work!
That was amazing. I watched theRPGMinx's playthrough of this and both Dodger and Minx used pretty much the exact same voice for Lottie when she popped up XD
A few tips: Focusing on a special skillset is more efficient, than skilling everything a little. And your bonus are purely related to the mood. It's very important to use the bonuses. Also video as nice as remember me.
***** its because males are mainly left brained then right and this game focus's on your left brain then your right.(left is logical thinking and problem solving while right is more being expressive and all that colorful stuff) but that doesn't mean all males are left brained.
This remind me of a game I played once. Won't say the title as it's not allowed but the interface and gaming mechanics are VERY similar. Daily basis for activities rather than weekly though. Anyways... Keep up the good work Dodger! Love your lps, the rage sounds you make are always guaranteed to make me laugh.!
Dodger I love the voices it's awesome. I hope you learn and manage to finish it. I think this will be as good as Jesse's Beyond:two souls. already seen your two vid, couldn't wait so I found TB and watch his also of LLTQ. I want to see more soon as you get back.
Dodger I've decided after hearing your elodie voice over that you should TOTALLY become a voice actor! You're mostly playing around, I know but it's so good and believable lol
You know what's interesting? This has more focus on studying than almost every visual novel with school setting!
Even more than the game that litterally has literature club in the title?
Totes
"Dark Souls of dating sims"
- Totalbiscuit
I love how this game fucks you over at many a turn. TB maxed out all of his warfare stats, giving Elodie knowledge about advanced stratergy and weapons, only uses the archery stat once out of all the weapons and right before waging a war gets killed because he tossed all of his time into military and gave Elodie no way of detecting more passive threats. Also, I can't believe Dodger went "Oh! Magic! We should totally do that!" Then she places the only character who teaches you magic in a prison cell, stopping her from using magic. XD
I can't wait till Dodger's princess gets a brainfreeze from basic idea of hospitals :P
"Should I just work on stuff that makes me less awkward?"
*burp*
"Should I work on being less awkward. -Burps-"
-Doesn't work on it-
I love the voices Dodger does for each of the characters.
I just bought this the other day on Steam during the big exploration sale (had been eyeballing it a while by then) and loved the shit out of it. I have since dubbed it "Pretty Princess Spreadsheet Simulator" or possibly "EVE Online: Princess Version". It only took me 6 hours to FINALLY manage to get something other than a horrible horrible death, and even then it looks like i just kinda ended up as some kind of Cinderella styled slave to the dude i had agreed to marry. God this game is brutal.
Kraft Lawrence The "Dark Souls of Social Sims"..
Oh Dodger, how quickly the wisdom of the tutorial left your mind.
fucking love your voice actings XD I am so subscribing! XD
Every time she rejects that Lumen lady I'm like: "But Dooger... Magic!! T_T"
Them voices. XD
So glad I found you.
The voices are terrible though...
The "Dark Souls of Social Sims"... Oh, how TRUE that is! :D
What I expected - a visual novel choose-your-own-adventure about an anime girl becoming a queen
What I got - Absolute Monarchy: Extreme Assassin Dodger 2012
After watching for 56 seconds I'm sold. You need to play everything in this game and do all the voices. I demand it! Pleas?
I got 6:38 seconds in, and then UA-cam refused to move forward. Even reloading the page doesn't help. Other videos are working, so that's not the problem.
This.
I demand a 100% playthrough of this.
BrotherAlpha
Yep happens with this new youtube. Especially on my mobile devices, just keep reloading or move the slider back and forth to get through. I don't know if that will help you but it works for me.
For the love of all that is beautiful just and right in this world do an audio book or a cartoon or anything your voice acting is outstanding
Your voices for the characters are the best. Totally subscribing.
Dodger your voice acting is nothing short of amazing
"The Dark Souls of Social Sims". I love you Dodger :P
I didn't think you could possibly do worse than TB... apparently I have been mislead.
A swordsman princess who can't read, lead, do her hair or interact with people and has no clue about any matters of education for the win :P
FeuerFremder HE HAD BOATS OK BOATS HEW KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT BOATS
Progenitor I didn't even watch TB play it but judging by the amount your comment made me laugh I think I am morally obligated to xD
Holy shit, your voices for these characters are "balls off the walls" hilarious! I pretty much lost it at "My father said you killed...her butts."
Dodger plays all the games we don't dare to play.
"Dark Souls of Social Sims" is the best combination ever.
"Should I just keep working on stuff that's going to make me less awkward?"
[Burp]
Dodger is Best Princess.
Totalbiscuit was right! This game is harder than Dark souls! This will painful to watch but yet hilarious! xD
Great voicing. Genna couldn't get TB to do that. :p
"I don't want this wow nice necklace"
"Should I work on stuff that makes me, like, less awkward" *burp*
I wasn't sure about another let's play channel, but then you did the voice for the king. I laughed much harder than I should have. Thank you for being hilarious.
'Darling!' Lol'd very much!!! Love these sim play throughs, your voices are wonderful :)
I watched this let’s play a while back, and came back after being reminded of the game again. Now I’m 27 seconds in and already crying because of the Total Biscuit mention.
The "Darling" part cracked me right up and i don't usually watch Dodger but now that you made me laugh with your ability to make unique/ funny voices up. I shall watch more and subscribe :3
I love your voice acting for these things, it's simply marvelous!
Your voice acting totally makes this game better. I hope they do an HD version and hire you for ALL the VO work!
Came here for the voice acting and was not disappointed! Even several years later I still remember this series you have made :D
After looking up a bit on the game, all I can say is...
"What isn't there a Game of Thrones game like this?!"
Dude, your voices are amazing! So fun to listen to! ^_^
Why am I so drawn to watching this? I really need to take a long look at my life...
*hugs evilplummulplive* i know the feel bro
Wow. 6 different voices in one video, all awesome and funny. I feel blessed. Thank you Dodger, this just made my day!
The amount of personality is off the charts. You've got yourself a new subscriber!
This is infinitely more entertaining with the voices. If the entire playthrough is like this I'm definitely watching the whole thing.
that young and dashing king dowager sounds like he's pushing 90 and had a stroke 30 years ago
Hey! I wanted NorthernLion to play this, glad I caught your blood bowl game and subscribed just in time to catch it!
the voices... are just...wonderful.
im only 2 minutes in and im already loving the voice acting
The game itself has so many things to learn and a lot of different endings I'm guessing I'll enjoy watching this hope to see more like this on your Chanel! :3
Dodger. There are so many games I want to buy from watching you play them. For that, I thank you!
"DARLING!" *jumps out of chair*
"Should I work on stuff that will make me less awkward?" *BURP*
I burst out laughing.
Hey, hope you read this. Glad you're playing this and I'll try to be helpful without spoiling. Two things: Firstly, don't treat the seemingly negative moods as bad. They all give different bonuses to your skills so you may need to work towards some of them to help you out.
Secondly, I think you're spreading yourself too thin. The times I've completed this I've had to specialise in a few skills and not be afraid to ignore some skills and expect to fail some skill checks, in order to max out others so as to get through the end of the game.
Have fun!
I had fun playing the ultraparanoid game, it really works (what I am saying is don't underestimate divination), because of this I managed to get the okay ending, not great but stayed alive, first time. #humblebrag or something.
Why does Dodger think the same way as TB?
I'm almost expecting when, when Jesse does the inevitable Fan Friday, becomes a warrior princess.
DEAR LORD: The King's voice. It's AMAZING. xD I flippin' love you, Dodger, and your voice acting. It's THE BEST.
The voices you do make this play through the best thing ever.
I can't hear "God Save the Queen" without thinking of the Ren & Stimpy.
I love your voices and your… "paraphrasing" ^^
Hey dodge. I watched the hilarious TB stream and from what I saw your mood is changed by the activities like sneaking out etc and the highest or lowest mood decides your mood as princess. Right now you're depressed. And every mood inflicts the way you train your skills. The higher the number is (like 1.16) the better and faster you learn stuff. If the number is negative and orange you don't learn that skill well. Also you can study one skill twice, so you could get swords practice on both trainings. Also.. no spoiler but dogs will be relevant. Ask tb :D
One thing that's good to know about this game is that "negative" mood traits like lonely don't affect the character negatively. All they affect is which skills get bonuses and penalties for the weekly classes, and even the "negative" moods will give you bonuses in something.
So you get excited about magic at the beginning... then the lady comes to tell you that you mother used magic, that it is important for a future queen and she wants to train you... so of course you send her to the dungeon and refuse to listen to her. Makes sense to me! Nice work!
Ah, I'm so glad you're playing this so I can watch you try paths before I do them myself.... I mean, uh, because your commentary is so entertaining :D
THE VOICE ACTING THOUGH! *Subscribes*
lara Martorellet Agreed! *Subscribes*
Oh god I'm dying over the King's voice. Posh and totally drunk I love it. I love it so much it hurts.
That was amazing. I watched theRPGMinx's playthrough of this and both Dodger and Minx used pretty much the exact same voice for Lottie when she popped up XD
I finally got the chance to listen to all of this. I LOVE this LP. The voices are the best. I wish Dodger could voice my inner monologues.
"Should i just keep working on stuff that makes me less awkward? *belches*"
i dunno. maybe.
"..Should i keep working on stuff that's going to make me less awkward? *BELCH*!"
Dodger, you are amazing.
Ahhhh your take on how the characters should sound, make it soo much better. When you did the Aunt it cracked me up.
A few tips: Focusing on a special skillset is more efficient, than skilling everything a little.
And your bonus are purely related to the mood. It's very important to use the bonuses.
Also video as nice as remember me.
Sees juniper knot on the side and burst into tears@ I loved reading that!!! So good...
The voice acting of the video game narrator is really funny and very well done.
I have waited all my life for this moment...
"Should I make things that makes me less awkward?"
*BUUUUURP*
I literally just discovered this game but something tells me locking the Duchess of Ursula up was a bad idea. Given that she, you know, magics things.
"Shall I just keep working on things that make me not awkward" *BURP*
I'm impressed with Dodger's ability to improvise and remember five different voices.
"Should I just keep on working on stuff that's gonna make me... less awkward? *BRAAAAAPPP*"
Perfection. :D
That voice acting is just 11/10 superb XD
I'm worried for the sake of my masculinity, all of these weird sim games are like... oddly appealing.
I am in the same boat, i don't think i could ever play these but something about watching dodger play em makes them really really great.
its ok to want to feel like the prettiest princess around once in a while i do so on a regular basis, even without this game.
***** its because males are mainly left brained then right and this game focus's on your left brain then your right.(left is logical thinking and problem solving while right is more being expressive and all that colorful stuff) but that doesn't mean all males are left brained.
***** we can all feel like pretty princesses in our own minds and we dont have to share its a state of mind.
Praise dah lawrd! I was waiting for you to pick up this game ever since i saw TB play it, figured it'd be right up your alley.
This remind me of a game I played once. Won't say the title as it's not allowed but the interface and gaming mechanics are VERY similar. Daily basis for activities rather than weekly though.
Anyways... Keep up the good work Dodger! Love your lps, the rage sounds you make are always guaranteed to make me laugh.!
BEST let's play narration ever! Liked and Subscribed.
DODGER THAT KING'S VOICE YOU DO, I CAN'T I AM DYING NO MORE PLS
Your Elodie voice is adorable.
"Should I just keep working on stuff thats gonna make me less awkward? ... *LOUD BURP*... Hmmm."
Yes, yes you should *coughs*
"Should I just keep like working on stuff that makes me less akward?" *burp*
That was fucking hilarious :D
Dodger I love the voices it's awesome. I hope you learn and manage to finish it. I think this will be as good as Jesse's Beyond:two souls. already seen your two vid, couldn't wait so I found TB and watch his also of LLTQ. I want to see more soon as you get back.
Loved the voices, I wish they even included some of the text you said when reading it out ha ha!
Yay, Dodger! I'm so happy that you're playing this after I watched TB's stream of it. :D
Listening to this video's music with taptiles music playing over the top of it in the background makes for a pretty trippy experience.
"I'm going to be so bad at this game", for some one who has completed this game once(and never again), you don't even know.
Gah, I wish I could just hang out with you and do this!
"Should I just keep working on stuff that'll make me less awkward? *burp*"
Dodger I've decided after hearing your elodie voice over that you should TOTALLY become a voice actor! You're mostly playing around, I know but it's so good and believable lol
OMG YESSSSS
I was just thinking the other day that you should do a let's play of this.
Dodger can do the anime voices so well! haha
your voices are the best! Thanks for making my night
wtf your'e good at voices. story time
TB will always be the most ugu kawaii princess-chan ever.
I've been waiting for this since...well...yesterday. This is gonna be a fun ride! Best of luck, Dodger!
It bothers me that it said poisonous instead of venomous. Poisonous is when you eat something..
The grammar in the game is relatively bad..it bothers me.
I love her voices so much.
"Should I just keep working on stuff that's gonna make me less awkward?" ~burps~
UOU NEED TO PLAY MORE DATING SIMS LIKE SERIOUSLY I WILL SUPPORT U 100%