ASOIAF character alignments with Glidus

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  • Hodor is secretly evil! Or maybe he's not. Find out here! Maybe!
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    0:00 Intro
    03:03 Viserys Targaryen
    15:30 Khal Drogo
    22:50 Jeor Mormont
    31:25 Superchats
    47:20 Joffrey "Baratheon"
    52:35 Myrcella "Baratheon"
    54:00 Tommen "Baratheon"
    55:45 Superchats
    1:12:00 Doran Martell
    1:18:34 Qyburn
    1:22:43 Gregor Clegane
    1:28:30 Superchats
    1:36:36 Sandor Clegane
    1:40:40 Bronn
    1:45:09 Robert Baratheon
    1:52:54 Stannis Baratheon
    1:58:40 Renly Baratheon
    2:03:51 Jorah Mormont
    2:08:25 Tywin Lannister
    2:17:14 Rodrik Harlaw
    2:21:45 Littlefinger

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  • @AltSchwiftX
    @AltSchwiftX  Рік тому +115

    Glidus: ua-cam.com/users/Glidus
    Alignments stream part 1: ua-cam.com/video/Fbq7SN_3NLo/v-deo.html

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio Рік тому +3

      Schwifty, Petyr DID try to kill Tyrion at the battle of the Blackwater. Who else could Mandon Moore have been ordered by?

    • @theyoungknight.3119
      @theyoungknight.3119 Рік тому +2

      Cersei, Joffrey, probably like 3 other people.

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio Рік тому +1

      @@theyoungknight.3119 I feel like we would've learnt if it was Cersei considering we have seen her inner thoughts, and considering his threats concerning Tommen, trying to kill Tyrion with the Kingsguard may be the dumbest course of action for her to make.
      It might be Joffrey, but I think a lot more speaks to Petyr being the puppetmaster. Both him and Moore come from the Vale, and Jon Arryn appointed ser Mandon to the Kingsguard, despite not really liking him, which could be a hint that he did that due to Littlefinger's influence on him via Lysa.

    • @TheGodHand291
      @TheGodHand291 6 місяців тому

      🎉🎉🎉🎉 0:01 0:01 🎉

  • @iliaponomarev1624
    @iliaponomarev1624 Рік тому +1226

    Don't underestimate Tommen. He's a smart scheming kid.
    Remember that time he wanted a kitten? Remember how he was negotiating? He made 3 demands: 2 silly unrealistic ones and the real one about kitties. Cersei, of course, got played, discarded the unrealistic ones, but allowed him to have kitties as a sweetener, exactly as Tommen planned.
    Joffrey wasn't too nice to Tommen. And he was gonna marry a girl Tommen wanted. And he died a gruesome death at his wedding. Coincidence? Don't think so.
    Cersei forced Tommen to whip his whipping boy, and she ended up in a dungeon, got a walk of punishment and is under trial. You think Tommen had nothing to do with it? Think again.

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 Рік тому +195

      By Seven, all hail Tommen, first of his name!

    • @Stuwi
      @Stuwi Рік тому +199

      This is like the jar jar sith lord theory

    • @tamalokote1852
      @tamalokote1852 Рік тому +82

      @@Stuwi what do you mean man , jar jar is a sith lord

    • @PatrickBateman484
      @PatrickBateman484 Рік тому +56

      @@Stuwi U mean Darth Jar Jar?

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 Рік тому +106

      You forgot that he's holding azhor ahai (ser pounce) hostage. He also purposely lost his play fight with bran, because he saw in the flames that bran would be crippled so he wanted to make bran feel good about kicking his arse one last time so that when bran develops his tree powers, tommen could use those tree powers to his benefit.

  • @Glidus
    @Glidus Рік тому +1393

    These hacks are falsely advertising. They didn’t even talk about Hodor at all.

    • @RowdyB16
      @RowdyB16 Рік тому +20

      Hodor?

    • @RowdyB16
      @RowdyB16 Рік тому +8

      Buffy is on prime in America btw, I have also been meaning to watch it :|

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 Рік тому +1

      I hate to admit, but Aegon believing about the wightwalkers could help support why “Bran” allowed the North to be independent again.

    • @KarlKarsnark
      @KarlKarsnark Рік тому +2

      @@RowdyB16 "Buffy" is unironically amazing and the spinoff "Angel" is great too. If you're into sci-fi, check out "Firefly" from Joss Wheddon, as well. It was only on for 1 Season, but it became an instant cult classic. Cheers.

    • @brigittehuber9745
      @brigittehuber9745 Рік тому +4

      Yeah! And they placed Viserys in the chaotic corner although his whole dilemma is about him being lawful in a system that let him down and failing to adapt cause he lacks the chaotic energy xD - joking aside, fantastic stream. You guys always make my day! The Drakness joke destroyed me!

  • @alexrockas3704
    @alexrockas3704 Рік тому +517

    Sandor didn’t actually kill the butchers boy that was a glamor and the real butchers boy grew up to become Ed sheeran

  • @HOTD108_
    @HOTD108_ Рік тому +109

    "Art is a psyop to make you think feelings are real" - Alt Schwift X

  • @Cobalt360Degrees
    @Cobalt360Degrees Рік тому +224

    Schwuffles: I think Viserys is kinda evil
    Glimbus: Don't talk about my husband like that. You're right, but don't

  • @cordisdie1913
    @cordisdie1913 Рік тому +150

    "Your word of honor?" Ser Brynden raised an eyebrow. "Do you even know what honor is?"
    _A horse._

  • @popeurbanii331
    @popeurbanii331 Рік тому +631

    I FUCKING LOVE GLIDUS AND SCHWIFTY COLLABS, fucking seriously, y'all have great chemistry

    • @BIastwave.
      @BIastwave. Рік тому +54

      I FUCKING LOVE ASX AND GLIMBUS COLLABS, I WANT TO EXPAND MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE ASOIAF UNIVERSE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY ENJOYING THE NICHE HUMOR AND GREAT CHEMISTRY OF MY FAVORITE UA-camRS

    • @BuckshotOctopus
      @BuckshotOctopus Рік тому +21

      And isn't it unbelievably refreshing that when two creators we appreciate and admire end up in the same space together - not only do they have actual social skills (wow!) but they have CHEMISTRY?

    • @kulman4295
      @kulman4295 Рік тому +13

      yea, you can hear the sparks flying

    • @aussieflintkapping
      @aussieflintkapping Рік тому +10

      Just two Aussies vibing

  • @Osoch
    @Osoch Рік тому +278

    Alt Schwift X is truly chaotic evil since he didn't put timestamps in the description

  • @raventhecraven1306
    @raventhecraven1306 Рік тому +136

    “Tyrion had rather liked Robert Baratheon, great blustering oaf that he was . . . doubtless in part because his sister loathed him so.” - Tyrion I, ACOK

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому +30

      To be fair, it seems most people who knew Robert liked him. He was a likable man. He laughed easily and enjoyed the traditional distractions that most people did; wine, women and song. He wasn't a conniver, he wore his feelings openly.
      He didn't really make friends after the Rebellion but he would sit and drink and tell stories and whatever. Chill dude.

    • @leatheryfoot6354
      @leatheryfoot6354 5 місяців тому

      Robert, The Chill​ @@lostalone9320

  • @johnlienhart2717
    @johnlienhart2717 Рік тому +197

    On Robert Baratheon, there's implications that he has PTSD, causing a depression.
    He notably says he dreams of the Battle of the Trident constantly.
    Hard to tell for certain, because losing his outlet for calories, competition and personal connections probably also contributed to his sense of depression.

    • @jld772
      @jld772 Рік тому +27

      I have wondered if Robert has ptsd. The dreams and drinking. Would love to find out more about the Greyjoy rebellion to see how a lot of characters interact.

    • @sampagano205
      @sampagano205 Рік тому +36

      Robert fulfills every diagnostic criteria for PTSD, so he does have PTSD.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Рік тому +10

      People get ptsd from falling down the stairs nowadays, and not to downplay modern combat veterans ptsd but imagine actually getting up close and caving someone with a hammer as they scream and bleed, it's alot worse than a sniper shot I imagine

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому +25

      Robert 100% had PTSD, and it is worth remembering that he never had any inkling that there might be more to Lyanna's disappearence. From his perspective the pretty boy son of the mad king abducted and raped his beloved fiance, he righteously rebelled and killed them all, but nothing could bring back all that he had lost.
      Robert's rebellion destroyed Robert. He "won" but part of him hates his victory, doubly so as he is forced to play politics instead of doing cool knightly things. He wastes the realms money on feasts and tournaments because, from his perspective, these are the only things that make it worth being king.
      He does treat Cersei badly but... How would you expect a man like Robert to respond to a political marriage after losing Lyanna? He has a duty to have heirs, but he obviously loathes Cersei, or at least loathes the fact that he had to marry her.
      And lets be real, Robert wasn't an idiot. He at least suspected about Cersei and Jamie. And he just... Didn't care. Because why would he?
      It does make me wonder how much Robert changed during the rebellion. A young Robert was certainly more gregarious than Ned, but was he hurling himself into brothels all his life? Considering how crazy he was for Lyanna, it makes me think he was more romantic, and then when Lyanna was lost he turned to macho over compensation. Even years later he called Cersei Lyanna in bed. Makes me think there were a lot of wenches with Starky features who experienced the same.
      It's also said that Renly was like Robert born again; Renly who was courtly and charismatic and certainly not to be found in the company of young women. The two brothers looked alike, but perhaps young Robert was more reserved too. I also wonder whether Tywin (notoriously anti whore) would have married Cersei to Robert if he had always had that reputation.
      My point is that we only see Robert later in life, with all these wounds to his soul. He did terrible things in a righteous cause, and for what?
      I suppose by that time in his life he was a bit chaotic, and perhaps a bit evil. But that's not the man he really was.
      It's hard to be lawful when your king is so awful you have no choice but to rebel. It's hard to be good when the only reward is an infestation of Lannisters.

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 6 місяців тому

      ​@@miketrujillo3677Hey being a little btch about how people get ptsd because it isn't impressive enough for you is really ignorant actually.

  • @samc9516
    @samc9516 Рік тому +212

    1:33:57 About "justice vs revenge", my favourite case studies to compare (using show scenes/quotes here but it's basically the same in the books) is Oberyn Martell vs Rickard Karstark. When Oberyn volunteers to be Tyrion's champion he says "And what about what I want? Justice, for my sister and her children" and his pursuit of justice isn't just about killing Gregor and Tywin, it was about getting a confession first, and about punishing those who actually wronged his sister - it's specifically 'justice for Elia', not just 'justice'.
    When Karstark is confronted by Robb for killing the Lannister squires he says "Not murder, Your Grace, vengeance!" and his pursuit of vengeance led him to killing innocent children thinking he was getting back at Jaime when really Jaime didn't even know and probably didn't care. In reality it was just to make himself feel better. Both can be emotionally driven but revenge is for personal gain whereas justice is fundamentally about righting wrongs. In my opinion at least.

    • @brigittehuber9745
      @brigittehuber9745 Рік тому +6

      Love that :D

    • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
      @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 Рік тому +23

      In my opinion the difference between vengeance and justice is both intent and level of retribution. For example, Arya murdering Walder Frey for the red wedding was justice, punishing someone who escaped the consequences of their actions, but murdering the entire Frey family most of which were innocent is just vengeance.

    • @samc9516
      @samc9516 Рік тому +2

      @@cleothehermetichermeticist8391 A good point and an interesting example. I would agree someone's intent is important to deciding if their actions are justice or revenge. Where I'd disagree is I would say Arya's motive for killing Walder Frey was still revenge. By my "definition" she is doing it for personal gain, to maker herself feel better - look at the grin on her face and the satisfaction she gets from doing it! By your "definition" her intent I would say was above getting revenge, getting back at the people who hurt her (which she sees as all the Freys). However that's not to say Walder didn't get what was coming to him because he did break a sacred law to betray the Starks, so what he got was deserved. So that leads me to ask can an act of vengeance sometimes be just..?
      In the real modern world, if someone kills their their parents' murderer I would still describe that as wrong and as an act of revenge. It's taking the law into your own hands. I would say for it to be justice there needs to be due process, evidence or a confession. That's partly why I'm defining justice as more than just killing the right person, it's finding the actual truth. But yeah I totally agree "intent" plays a big role - Oberyn intended to get a confession and to implicate Tywin on more than just his hunch.
      Something we can both agree on is that murdering the entire Frey family was totally unjust and was all for vengeance. It's a shame the show portrayed that as a badass moment and a win rather than the tragedy of a child ending up making these choices and taking these actions, and the massive injustice of what she did. It's a shame there were never any consequences for her actions, both politically in the greater world due to a big house being wiped out entirely, and also emotionally the impact doing something like that could have on a child (she's still 17 I think by show canon).
      Thanks for the interesting reply :)

    • @uuh4yj43
      @uuh4yj43 Рік тому +2

      @@samc9516 great takes

  • @wellrenownedcripple
    @wellrenownedcripple Рік тому +430

    I’d argue about the Jeor placement, I feel like he’s actually more lawful than Ned, cause he kinda despises his son and wishes he was executed and views his escape as a dishonourable action, so he’s definitely less into family stuff and more into honour stuff. He’s like a smart version of barristan Selmy

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 Рік тому +10

      I agree, but also agree the issue is we don’t know as much about his backstory

    • @wesmantooth32
      @wesmantooth32 Рік тому +16

      @@shannond7437 I thought the crimes of Jorah transferred to Jeor when Jorah fled punishment.

    • @samanthabogen9639
      @samanthabogen9639 Рік тому +16

      @@wesmantooth32 Yes isn't that why he joined The Watch?

    • @bestdadakasongoku4157
      @bestdadakasongoku4157 Рік тому +74

      @@wesmantooth32 I don’t think so, I believe when Jorah got married the first time he just wanted his son to be lord and the night’s watch is still an honor in the north. He feared for the dwindling numbers and lack of leadership I think so he joined. Not every brother of the watch is a former criminal ie Benjen (probably), and Jon.

    • @sofiav7071
      @sofiav7071 Рік тому +16

      @@samanthabogen9639 no I think he joined the watch before all the Jorah stuff

  • @notribadsvault
    @notribadsvault Рік тому +46

    “Tywin didn’t go to the watch when he got old” Jeor and Tywin could not be less similar, the fact that Jeor gave up his position for a son that disappointed him is incredibly fitting for his character.
    Also the person who takes over for Tywin by law is Tyrion, and Tywin obviously hates that.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому +5

      A presumably unintentional mirror image there.

  • @magister343
    @magister343 Рік тому +43

    Balerion died 208 years after leaving Valyria, but we have no idea how old he was when he left Valyria.

  • @masterplokoon8803
    @masterplokoon8803 Рік тому +116

    1:51:32 c'mon guys Joffrey literally opened a pregnant cat's belly. It was not the right aproach from Robert but those were literal medieval times.

    • @sampagano205
      @sampagano205 Рік тому +17

      I would say the better defense of Robert there is that he probably literally did not think about hitting Jeffrey just because of how horrific what joffrey did was. Because the thing is it really doesn't matter if it's medieval times when weve never heard about his best friend Ned hitting his kids. And we saw enough of his point of view to say pretty clearly he didn't.

    • @BasedOttoHightower
      @BasedOttoHightower Рік тому +2

      @@sampagano205 who is Jeffrey?

    • @ish9679
      @ish9679 Рік тому +11

      @@BasedOttoHightower Jeffrey Epstein

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 Рік тому +11

      @@sampagano205 yeah a lot of people would have done that out of reflex against an act so vile.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому

      Societal standards do matter though - Robert did the same thing that any parent in Westeros would have. That makes the act morally neutral, no matter how we perceive it. We see it as wrong, but he doesn't, same way he doesn't see it as wrong to stave Rheagar's chest in with a warhammer.
      Consider this - We are weirdly tolerant of all the incest that goes on in Westeros. And we are utterly permissive of adultery. Our world is sexually liberated, so we just have a little ick about stupid sexy Matt Smitch macking on his niece, but we accept it as part of the setting, and we simply don't care at all about Robert's bastards.
      Societal standards matter to the characters. Their morality has to be taken in the context of the world they live in.

  • @lysander3262
    @lysander3262 Рік тому +213

    Gold does not corrode. That's, like, the main selling point of gold after its shininess

    • @MidnaOfficial
      @MidnaOfficial Рік тому +7

      it doesn't corrode, but it does Tarnish

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Рік тому +50

      @@MidnaOfficial And then goes on to seek the Elden Ring.

    • @magister343
      @magister343 Рік тому +16

      @@MidnaOfficial No, Tarnish is just another term for corrosion, mostly used for the corrosion of Silver. Gold can only be corroded by a few special substances like Aqua Regia.

    • @MidnaOfficial
      @MidnaOfficial Рік тому +6

      @@magister343 🤓

    • @gildergreen9995
      @gildergreen9995 Рік тому +14

      @@magister343 Witless tarnished, in search of the aqua regia

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea Рік тому +175

    Joffrey threw the entire realm into civil unrest because he decided to take Ned's head *after* it was already discussed that he would spare him to the Nightswatch. But I guess starting a surprise civil war across the realms isn't very chaotic? Interesting logic.

    • @runescapeowns8734
      @runescapeowns8734 Рік тому +9

      It's heavily implied that little finger nudged Joffrey into killing Ned

    • @sampagano205
      @sampagano205 Рік тому +45

      @@runescapeowns8734 he also probably didn't need much pushing.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Рік тому +66

    I would argue Gregor's alignment as being "Neutral Evil" on the basis that he does what he is told by authority figures, but also performs unlawful, evil acts at his discretion outside of his orders, or when he has no orders. So, by definition, he is indifferent to the law; he will adhere to laws when it suits him, and disregard the law when it suits him.

    • @ComicCrossing
      @ComicCrossing Рік тому

      He didnt have to rape and absolutley mutilate Ellia Martell and her kids. Thats his chaotic self. So closer to Chaotic than Neutral.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Рік тому +2

      He does follow orders, which kinda makes him lawful (lawful means following a set of rules, not necessarily the law).

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 Рік тому

      @@gokbay3057 He also disregards orders and rapes/gang rapes like with the innkeeper’s daughter and that’s chaotic. He was also known to kill his squires in fits of rage and that’s also chaotic.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому

      @@gokbay3057 He also commits evil acts without being ordered to.

  • @stupidhandles
    @stupidhandles Рік тому +48

    Joffery is definitely more chaotic and evil than Drogo.
    I

    • @uuh4yj43
      @uuh4yj43 Рік тому +2

      hard to be more evil than the leader of a horde that devours nations when you are a 13 yr old brat, put drogo in westeros in the war of the 5 kings and youd have tywin razing the riverlands times 100, because dothraki never stop fighting, hed just find another place to conquer, the lannisters win the war and thats it.

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste Рік тому

      More evil probably but not more chaotic. His mind is chaotic, but he promotes the following of the rules (mostly for others and not him of course but still).

    • @jacobenke7936
      @jacobenke7936 5 місяців тому

      @@ledernierutopiste It's very similar to Tywin. It's the most accurate portrayal of lawful evil you can get.

    • @AlexG-uw3ui
      @AlexG-uw3ui Місяць тому

      “They found Khal Drogo seated before a square windowless temple with thick mud walls and a bulbous dome like some immense brown onion. Beside him was a pile of heads taller than he was.” from AGOT

  • @peen2804
    @peen2804 Рік тому +37

    “Did Renly ever make Loras bust hands free?” Lmaoo 😂😂

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому +7

      Asking the important lore questions tbh.

  • @hann8103
    @hann8103 Рік тому +100

    What I wanna see in a future livestream is unlikely pairings. Stuff like who would have been the best dad for Sam if we got to choose, or which characters who have never met would be the best of friends. Only problem with this is that Rodrik Harlaw would be one half of every pairing, he's just too based. Like, imagine if Tyrion and Sam were Rodrik's sons, they'd get to grow up with a dad who loves reading hello?? What if Theon's foster father was Robert instead of Ned (he'd fit right in in King's Landing with his love of hunting and brothels). Thanks for the stream, loved it!

    • @amandaofhouserobinson6707
      @amandaofhouserobinson6707 Рік тому +2

      That's a great idea ! Love it!

    • @uuh4yj43
      @uuh4yj43 Рік тому +3

      cant stop thinking about this lol, perfect dad for cersei obviously aerys, she would be even madder when she got passed over on her right to rule, and she could still screw her brother in rhaegar and it wouldnt even be illegal. jaime would be left out tho since his perfect dad would be some knightly guy like selmy, who we know he liked and admired.

    • @uuh4yj43
      @uuh4yj43 Рік тому +3

      the red viper would be a great dad for asha, a learned guy who is also a fierce fighter who does whatever he wants

  • @andromidius
    @andromidius Рік тому +72

    I hope you continue these because there's some juicy characters you've omitted from the list so far.
    Hot Pie. Meera and Jojen Reed. Tormund. Ygrette. Mance Rayder. Craster. Walder Fray. Shay. Young Griff.
    Just goes to show how many great characters are in the books. I keep realising huge omissions and thinking "how did I forget them?"

    • @TheStudHog
      @TheStudHog Рік тому +8

      Hoster Tully, Edmure, Blackfish, Slynt, Bywater, Dontos

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 Рік тому +4

      I’d be curious to see where they’d place Dolorous Edd as well 😂 and Val

    • @poisonbiscuits
      @poisonbiscuits Рік тому +2

      Rating Fire and Blood characters could be interesting 👀

    • @DrSleeperAgent
      @DrSleeperAgent 10 місяців тому +1

      I was honestly looking forward to Varys, especially after the final person being Littlefinger. Did the original stream go further then the uploaded video or will they just get around to the rest of the characters?

  • @thaddeus3931
    @thaddeus3931 Рік тому +32

    Character list
    03:03 Viserys Targaryen
    15:30 Khal Drogo
    22:50 Jeor Mormont
    31:25 Superchats
    47:20 Joffrey "Baratheon"
    52:35 Myrcella "Baratheon"
    54:00 Tommen "Baratheon"
    55:45 Superchats
    1:12:00 Doran Martell
    1:18:34 Qyburn
    1:22:43 Gregor Clegane
    1:28:30 Superchats
    1:36:36 Sandor Clegane
    1:40:40 Bronn
    1:45:09 Robert Baratheon
    1:52:54 Stannis Baratheon
    1:58:40 Renly Baratheon
    2:03:51 Jorah Mormont
    2:08:25 Tywin Lannister
    2:17:14 Rodrik Harlaw
    2:21:45 Littlefinger

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +73

    28:10
    Jeor volunteered because he believed it was the honourable thing to do, and believed Jorah would be a good heir in his stead.
    Not everyone is on The Wall for wrongdoing.

    • @LordMangudai
      @LordMangudai Рік тому +15

      The North definitely sees the Wall as a viable and even noble calling, much moreso than the other kingdoms. Still, I do think it's pretty remarkable that a firstborn lord or heir would volunteer, and things are rarely that straightforward in GRRM's universe, but I doubt we will get confirmation either way.

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists Рік тому +6

      Back in the old days it was honourable and nights watch was well respected something like that.

    • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
      @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 Рік тому +13

      And even their comment about some hidden tragedy is in and of itself the fact Jeor was a good dude. Jeor was a completely innocent man, trying to remain useful after his son took his position, and then his son had to leave Westeros entirely which meant Jeor had to give up the final years of his life sitting in the frozen north doing nothing. Jeor sacrificed the peace and comfort of his final years for nothing, because his whole purpose for heading to the wall was made completely moot.

    • @tiredidealist
      @tiredidealist Рік тому +7

      ​@@LordMangudai What makes it remarkable? It doesn't sound like Bear Island is all that much nicer a place to live than the Wall is, and there isn't much for an old man to do as lord of such a place. Taking the black is a perfectly sensible thing to do, especially if you believe in the tales of white walkers like many northern lords seem to.

    • @aaronrothwell6504
      @aaronrothwell6504 Рік тому +1

      ​@@tiredidealist Even on a boring rock a lord still has power and comfort.

  • @RmsOceanic
    @RmsOceanic Рік тому +177

    Disagree entirely with Tywin's placing, he the closest to lawful evil. His personal code of "Lannisters must be respected" is expressed as "submit or suffer". It's all about dominating. His worst atrocities come from others' refusal to submit, and such hierarchical views of the world are generally lawful. Also his career as Hand of the King generally suggests his successful use of existing systems to further his own ends, until up against the wall of Aerys' madness. I don't think the hypocrisy of embracing his vice can cancel out that mindset, though it means he might not make it into a corner like Euron and Brienne.

    • @user-xm9rt9xy6o
      @user-xm9rt9xy6o Рік тому +14

      "He's horrible and done atrocious things and the fact that he is an important person just shows how bad the system is. BUT HE HAD HIS REASONS! HE BELIEVED THEY SHOULD'VE SUBMIT TO HIM AND THEY DIDN'T! SO HE'S ACTUALLY LAWFUL!"

    • @johnny_thunder_1815
      @johnny_thunder_1815 Рік тому +2

      Tywin is Tony Soprano of Westeros

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 Рік тому +3

      Hes the best in the completelly legal "game of thrones" all the great houses play. He can use all overhanded and underhanded tactics in his disposal.

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 Рік тому

      @@user-xm9rt9xy6o Um, reread the comment? Tywin is Lawful _Evil_

    • @carl-henrikfelth3985
      @carl-henrikfelth3985 Рік тому +26

      @@user-xm9rt9xy6o that's the essence of being lawful evil, no?

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 Рік тому +45

    Alt Schwift X & Glidus: I love talking about dragons! We could do an entire stream about just the dragons!
    Preston: Only George cares about the dragons, literally no one else cares!

    • @TotallyRadicalShow
      @TotallyRadicalShow Рік тому +14

      The chad dragon lovers versus the virgin dragon hater.

    • @altxogershavelayers5166
      @altxogershavelayers5166 Рік тому +3

      Lol and George hates fan-fics using other ppls characters.
      Not to mention PJ made an entire career out of the man's work. 0 respect lol.

    • @didrikmesicek4825
      @didrikmesicek4825 Рік тому +11

      Apparently in the minority, but heavily agree with Preston here. I'm in for the lore, politics, drama, etc. Dragons could as well be giant rideable ants that shoot acid or machine guns. Just superweapons, I couldn't care less for them

    • @jordanthomas7702
      @jordanthomas7702 Рік тому +3

      @@altxogershavelayers5166 A lot of these people have made a career out of talking about GRRM's work. Look at Glidus' pisstakes lol. They talk about other works too- that doesn't make them unworthy of respect. This is what they're good at.

    • @altxogershavelayers5166
      @altxogershavelayers5166 Рік тому +4

      @@jordanthomas7702 Piss takes on GOT, mind you. Not piss their pants that the Author doesn't focus on what they like.

  • @sandrasim46
    @sandrasim46 Рік тому +48

    I kinda like knowing the targaryens thought their reign would protect the world from white walkers, like they had mythologized their reason for being in westeros as one with noble intentions to justify the actual brutality of their conquest, a lot of real world countries did/do that too.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 Рік тому

      Japan didn’t, they invaded China and committed atrocities because they wanted an empire.

  • @newname4941
    @newname4941 Рік тому +15

    I believe Jeor Mormont went to the Nights Watch voluntarily, specifically to give the Lordship to his son.
    So when Jorah fucked up he left the sword, because he no longer felt worthy to carry his houses weapon and so it was given back to the previous owner, his father.
    In any case, the old bear is one the coolest and most badass characters in both the books and the show.

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 Рік тому +29

    Benjen joined the Watch because he was a younger brother with no chance to inherit and as a Stark wanted to set an example for the rest of the North.

    • @hhhggbg3000
      @hhhggbg3000 Рік тому +3

      Very doubtful.

    • @jld772
      @jld772 Рік тому +1

      Benjen joined the watch because he had dreams from bloodraven and wanted to go north of the wall. And he is the 3 eyed crow .

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 Рік тому +5

      Benjen joined the Watch because he was gay for the Halfhand.

    • @bmp2791
      @bmp2791 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nodiggity9472isn't halfhand kinda old compared to Benjen? Unless Benjen is a gilf hunter of course

  • @sackajules
    @sackajules Рік тому +15

    39:30 "What is this mortal life if not the pursuit of validation from youtubers?"
    New favorite headcanon is that when Corlys isn't out sailing, he's hanging out on driftmark leaving comments on ASOIAF theory videos

  • @richardsiegel5793
    @richardsiegel5793 Рік тому +25

    Didn’t Jeor join the Night’s Watch after Jorah proved himself to be a great warrior, Knight and won the tourney at Lannisport? He basically was like “I’m old, my son’s a G, I’ve got massive respect for the Night’s Watch, so I’m gonna retire”

  • @raventhecraven1306
    @raventhecraven1306 Рік тому +27

    We NEED a show about gay Terrence the Squisher and his constricting of Asshai

  • @bestdadakasongoku4157
    @bestdadakasongoku4157 Рік тому +14

    I think you guys often forget that Tyrion’s first choice was not to turn the singer into soup he actually offered him multiple outs and then the singer blackmails him with the song “hands made of gold” or whatever and then Tyrion’s like you know what fuck it and then he tells Bronn to kill him

  • @teverde
    @teverde Рік тому +8

    Listening to this in retrospect, Matt Smith is killing it as Daemon.

  • @guardduvie
    @guardduvie Рік тому +17

    Jeor took the oath when Jorah got married to give him lordship of Bear Island… his retirement was hardcore AF… just heard the super chat. He is right.

  • @Tactical870Guy
    @Tactical870Guy Рік тому +58

    Asha was chaotic because she's trying to change the system the ironborn have lived under for centuries. Drogo is definitely lawful evil if you're applying our good/evil morality to him. Still the two best GoT UA-camrs out there though!

    • @verwirklichbar
      @verwirklichbar Рік тому

      he is pretty much the same as Victarion, with the difference of Drogo having some compassion

    • @weeoth8380
      @weeoth8380 Рік тому +4

      @@verwirklichbar yeah the fact that they put Victarion in lawful but Drogo in chaotic seems like an oversight

    • @uuh4yj43
      @uuh4yj43 Рік тому +4

      @@weeoth8380 i guess its just because drogo is the leader of a lawless horde of destruction while victarion is a soldier of a house, which is a political institution, and bound to them, drogo is bound to nothing but force

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 Рік тому

      @@uuh4yj43 The Dothraki have their own laws and customs so within that sense, they’re lawlful. There’s literally no difference between Drogo and Victarion looting, murdering, kidnapping in fishing villagers as Victarion is following the laws and customs of the Ironborn. It makes no sense to put them in different categories.

  • @dopentight
    @dopentight 7 місяців тому +5

    Art is a pysop to make you think feelings are real

  • @hayden8763
    @hayden8763 Рік тому +7

    These 4 hour live streams got me through my last semester at uni, and I graduated with a first. So I guess it owe it all to these guys, thanks!

  • @BLACKPHILANTHROPY
    @BLACKPHILANTHROPY Рік тому +6

    You should both absolutely read the Berserk manga. Specifically the manga. It is the only manga/anime out there that I would draw a comparison with ASOIAF, and it's good for a lot of similar reasons. 10/10

  • @ickbrr2982
    @ickbrr2982 Рік тому +11

    "What other Alt Schwift X/Glidus livestreams would you guys like to see" - Any and all of them to be honest, but playing the Telltale game would be a particularly amazing next venture

  • @MollyFC
    @MollyFC Рік тому +5

    Excuse you, Tommen banned beets which makes him an agent of chaos

  • @YggdrasilAudio
    @YggdrasilAudio Рік тому +7

    YES! Have a Great Council of all the ASOIAF youtubers!

  • @arttuy437
    @arttuy437 Рік тому +5

    I was waiting for this with baited breath! More of these long streams pls

  • @sampagano205
    @sampagano205 Рік тому +8

    1:54:16 I feel like stannis having the reputation of being made of iron is actually just down to his being really bad at communicating his desire to compromise. Like he will compromise, but he will present his compromise like he will hate your guts and want you dead for all time that you made him offer it.

    • @19bones99
      @19bones99 3 місяці тому

      In addition to this, being made of iron describes him perfectly in book 2, I would argue. He was so rigid in his convictions that he refused to hear the council of anyone who didn't reinforce his dualistic worldview. His utter dismissal of Cathlyn's suggestion to at least wait til the Lannisters are dealt with to squabble over this crown is what lost him the Blackwater.

    • @gelatinousjoe7979
      @gelatinousjoe7979 2 місяці тому

      I agree, I also feel like it’s maybe something that’s changed about Stannis over time. Like maybe in recent times he has become less iron compared to before the events of the books.

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 9 місяців тому +22

    Renly being further down the Evil scale than Stannis bugs me a bit considering who had whom murdered with dark magic during an agreed-upon ceasefire...

    • @nathans45
      @nathans45 3 місяці тому +2

      Also stannis is probably going to burn some children at some point

  • @ArrakisHeir88
    @ArrakisHeir88 Рік тому +4

    Renly is so much more chaotic than they put him. He cheats on his wife and starts a war with his own family because he feels like it'll make him feel good.

  • @punkromantics
    @punkromantics Рік тому +2

    rewatching thiis and your collab streams are so slay fr

  • @misterhenchmen
    @misterhenchmen Рік тому +8

    "art is a psyop to make you think feelings are real" omg brilliant haha

  • @collinmiller4721
    @collinmiller4721 Рік тому +3

    Won’t be satisfied until Ser Pounce makes the list.

  • @johnnysmall
    @johnnysmall Рік тому +8

    Jeor is probably on the Wall bc he got old and there’s that whole northern tradition where the old men leave in winter. Wanted to leave bear island to Jorah. That’s always how I’ve thought about it at least, I’m not sure if it’s talked about in the books.

  • @MrSilvUr
    @MrSilvUr Рік тому +6

    Drogo's apartments in Pentos are a reference to... I think it was the Bulgars? There was some historical, steppe, horsey raidy people that basically got soft-powered to extinction. They operated quite like the Dothraki, where they would go to wealthy cities to get bribed to go away. Eventually, these cities started giving them places to live, with servants and stuff. And wives. And suddenly, you're like, "Wait a minute... Why should I go out there and raid when I can stay in this city and live in luxury?" And the next thing you know, you're not a Khan anymore -- you're just living in this city, and your people have fallen to in-fighting in your absence, and no one's getting raided!
    So, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why Drogo has that apartment.

    • @icemysta30
      @icemysta30 Рік тому +2

      That's the case for almost all nomadic peoples who become conquering masters of a large area. It happened to the mongols who became Islamised and sinosised, the magyars who eventually became the kingdom of Hungary, and the turks who eventually saw themselves as the new Romans instead of nomads.

  • @yggdrasil2
    @yggdrasil2 Рік тому +5

    You know what I find ironic about the idea that Euron killed Balon? If you look at the histories, it actually makes sense for Balon to have killed their dad Quellon. Quellon's death was super-convenient, happening like the same day he decided to join Robert's Rebellion after sitting it out for like a year.

  • @MattJDave
    @MattJDave Рік тому +7

    I can't wait for the Rogue Prince to say 'it's Morbin Time' and morb the stepstones.

  • @SisyphusianSaturnite
    @SisyphusianSaturnite Рік тому +5

    Glad you guys figured out friendship is more important than talking over each other

    • @brigittehuber9745
      @brigittehuber9745 Рік тому

      That kind of thing is more prectice then anything else. Most people develop a flow together over time.

    • @jovial.milieu
      @jovial.milieu Рік тому

      @@brigittehuber9745 I think it's the fact that they were in the same room together rather than practice, lol. Call me crazy, but at some point in the video Schwifty did notice Glidus came back from his break before Glidus even said anything. How did he do that? Also the audio on both sides is clean and crisp, so they're obviously not talking through discord like they did before.

  • @GuyButlerMusic
    @GuyButlerMusic Рік тому +2

    i love you guys please never stop

  • @jacobs8465
    @jacobs8465 Рік тому

    Love you're guy's theory discussions. When you two talk asoiaf in general it's just amazing content lol

  • @theyoungknight.3119
    @theyoungknight.3119 Рік тому +8

    Unfortunately the “popular” interpretation of what the mountain did to Onella has been somewhat confirmed since the actress has said that was the scene she was originally meant to act out instead of being waterboarded.

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 Рік тому

    Wish you guys streamed later! Happy to catch the VOD

  • @flipierfatalbina4757
    @flipierfatalbina4757 Рік тому +8

    In the books the way daeny remembers Viserys is pretty sad and sympathetic

  • @neonxvices
    @neonxvices Рік тому +3

    i'd genuinely be delighted to see y'all talk about buffy

  • @WanderingPropeller
    @WanderingPropeller Рік тому +2

    Can confirm that searching ‘Glimbus’ on YT yields Lord Glidus’ wares.
    Thoroughly enjoy these, btw!

  • @bustwagonvp
    @bustwagonvp Рік тому +2

    This was already suggested on the Glidus video, but playing "Guess Who" with these characters would be a great idea.

  • @Mitcheck315
    @Mitcheck315 Рік тому +3

    the dune version of this chart is gonna have an extremely crowded Lawful Evil section

  • @fernandofr596
    @fernandofr596 Рік тому +2

    33:12 You guys should get a bunch of ASOIAF youtubers together to talk to have a discussion about the series and just why you love it or whatever you want to talk about honestly its so nice to hear others prospectives and discussion where they might see something one way and you another whether its expectations, theories, how certain character arcs should be, where the story will be going, do it!! Im part lf the one piece community and they have something similar called the reverie where many one piece youtubers get together and discuss together its really nice the whole community looks forward too and if all of the GOT community follow all of you im sure they would love to see everyone interact with each other!

  • @halkitchen1838
    @halkitchen1838 8 місяців тому +2

    Sandor is very like Jamie in that he feels the need to live down to his own bad reputation but would probably be a good person if given the opportunity.

  • @sampagano205
    @sampagano205 Рік тому +14

    Sandor Clegane is like The Hanged Man in Disco Elysium, a deeply hurt person who does not know how to emotionally process how awful the things he did were, so they just try to fake being a horrible monster until they make it.
    Also do a video on disco Elysium.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Рік тому

      Thing is... Being a monster makes life super easy, especially when you are really good at violence.
      When you are already quite intimidating and can back that up with steel, the only way to be "good" is to deliberately make things harder for yourself.
      So just stick to being a monster, at least you get to achieve something.

  • @reddest-x
    @reddest-x Рік тому

    You two are my favorites. Keep on keeping on

  • @teodoraristic822
    @teodoraristic822 Рік тому +4

    why is no one talking about renly and loras superchat😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @magister343
    @magister343 Рік тому +6

    I'm kind of hoping that they cast Carice van Houten (with her natural dark hair instead of a red wig) to play Alys Rivers but never have her mention Rh'llor or do anything to confirm that she is playing the same character as Melisandre.

    • @TheHonoredMadman
      @TheHonoredMadman Рік тому +1

      That would honestly be dope, I know not everyone would like that but I'd love it

  • @liquidsand738
    @liquidsand738 Рік тому +6

    Please tell me the Buffy review discussion wasn’t just a joke; that absolutely needs to happen!

  • @Drew_Thompson
    @Drew_Thompson Рік тому +4

    Viserys is just homelander without flight.

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig Рік тому

    Goddamnit.1 min in and as someone who's never heard Alt Schwift X's natural speaking voice, it pains me to know that I'll never get an audio-book series of him and Quinn from Quinn's Ideas reading alternating entries from Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen decology. I've watched your channel for years, but today is the day I subscribe. Thank-you for doing what you do and being great at it.

  • @aud2d2
    @aud2d2 Рік тому +5

    if benjen was gay then i’d argue the nights watch would be a great place for him. no women, surrounded by dudes, in the far north where everyone’s trying to stay warm

  • @armagedon3on3
    @armagedon3on3 Рік тому +4

    The Jeor bit at 23:26 is the hardest I have ever laughed at asoiaf.

  • @Bluemilk92
    @Bluemilk92 Рік тому +2

    Gli-guy, Lo-fi girl got a copyright strike, and you two are the next best thing. Jokes aside you're a couple of buttery voices that bounce off each-other without echo.

  • @sevencell80
    @sevencell80 Рік тому +3

    “Revenge is the friends we met along the way” hahaha

  • @Aurainmaker
    @Aurainmaker 10 місяців тому +1

    The Stannis section is exactly why I think Stannis is one of the best characters in the setting, very complicated, means well and does bad things to do well. He's the only leader who openly puts two and two together, he needs to look after the people, not the chair, but he'll go about it as dirty as anything.

  • @katherinephillips8205
    @katherinephillips8205 Рік тому +1

    Yes. I did wake up to Glidus screaming
    But then i realized you were talking about tywin and i rewound it to the beginning lol

  • @nestiboy
    @nestiboy Рік тому +1

    Seeing you guys play the GOT Telltale game would be fun

  • @thyagosaints
    @thyagosaints Рік тому +2

    That was fun, I want more after HOTD season! 🇧🇷

  • @tk423b
    @tk423b Рік тому +2

    The Victorian chapters at the end of dance are comedy gold. Check out the audio book. Brilliant.

  • @Commanber
    @Commanber Рік тому +2

    A Buffy analysis collab would be a dream honestly. It's such a good show that was way ahead of its time.

  • @breesway9749
    @breesway9749 Рік тому +2

    I think Tywin is the most lawful evil character because he uses the law to achieve his goals. He wants Tyrion dead the whole time but he can’t just kill him because it’s against the law, so he waits until he can get him legally executed and then campaigns against him

  • @HannibalReborn
    @HannibalReborn Рік тому

    The Toast of London reference out of nowhere killed me. Thanks for that.

  • @SerLaama
    @SerLaama Рік тому +2

    Lawful vs Chaotic isn't how much chaos the person causes, it's about how much they respect and follow social conventions, customs, laws, and rules.
    Good vs evil isn't necessarily about behavior, but intent and motivation. Good characters are motivated by helping others and doing the right thing. Evil characters are motivated by furthering their own position and getting what they want. They can be wrong about what's right - motivation's what matters.
    Using the law to further your own goals doesn't make you lawful, and causing chaos doesn't make you chaotic.
    Khal Drogo is quite lawful in that he follows his culture's laws and customs very closely, possibly aside from marrying Daenerys and then deciding (after some convincing) to conquer Westeros. He's definitely more lawful evil than chaotic evil - evil because he does things for his own benefit and doesn't display almost any altruism.
    Victarion similarly follows his culture very closely. There's very little chaotic about him. He's too dumb to even understand the concept of social conventions, much less question them. (EDIT: Whoops, you had him under Lawful.)
    Jon is quite lawful, but he's clearly willing to bend rules and even change them completely. He's neutral-ish good.
    Catelyn is slightly lawful. She cares about tradition, family, and culture, but is apparently willing to bend rules a bit when she genuinely believes someone tried to murder her son.
    Viserys is quite lawful. He thinks he's supposed to be the king, so he wants to be the king. He is obsessed with his family and their traditions.

  • @kenstruhar4831
    @kenstruhar4831 Рік тому +2

    It's interesting to look at the macro placement pattern. For example, there are many more evil characters in ASOIAF than there are good characters. Also, many more chaotic than lawful. It says something about the nature of the storytelling. I don't know what....but something

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist Рік тому

    My two favorite UA-camrs!

  • @timbombadil4046
    @timbombadil4046 Рік тому +1

    Love the dynamic between you two. Probably start watching House of Dragons if only for your follow ups.

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 Рік тому +3

    26:49 One of the largest easy to fix failures was not giving us wight Hodor in the long night. That would have given us the feels missing in that episode!

  • @ragnarcroughs2784
    @ragnarcroughs2784 Рік тому +13

    Tywin fits better in the lawful evil corner. He only applies evil when he feels it is necessary and for a purpose, not because he enjoys it. His rule as hand of the king under Aerys ii was considered so successful that people no longer took the king himself seriously.
    Although Tywin's reaction to his father was unnecessarily harsh, there was certainly some truth in it. His father gave "loans" that might as well have been gifts, considering how his own bannermen weren't planning on paying him back. The Lannisters were almost bankrupt, without power or respect. What people forget is that Lord Tytos was so much of a little bitch that he gave his daughter Genna to Walder Frey's fourth son because he could not bear to hurt his feelings. Without Tywin, House Lannister would have collapsed long ago.
    It is unfortunate that he did not see the qualities of his brightest son and harmed him completely unnecessarily.

  • @Rupert_Astralnauta
    @Rupert_Astralnauta Рік тому +4

    Well, yes, if you type Glimbus on UA-cam you'll see first Glidus videos, which makes him the Odin of youtubers. Has as many names are they are ways to piss

  • @Gravitacionimanevar
    @Gravitacionimanevar Рік тому +2

    Hi Schwifty, you should really watch The Foundation tv series, its really good! I would love to see your analysis of it, its full of really nice symbolism and nice complex themes about politics, religion, sentience etc! Greetings from Belgrade!

  • @jihk1241
    @jihk1241 Рік тому +2

    Yes please to the Swift Glidus Buffy Review. Not nearly enough buffy content on youtube, and ya'll are the best.

  • @weeoth8380
    @weeoth8380 Рік тому +4

    I really don't think Littlefinger became who he was just because of Catelyn. Maybe the woman issues sure, but the power hungry thing seems to just be him. Maybe partly became his attitude when he got to kings landing (cause that will do that to a person)

  • @johnnygillam3975
    @johnnygillam3975 Рік тому +3

    I watched and enjoyed the entirety of both streams, I appreciated your insights, and I think nearly every placement on this chart is catastrophically incorrect

  • @ninjadolphin01
    @ninjadolphin01 Рік тому +2

    I think neutral evil would describe a lot of the characters in A song of ice and fire, immoral and self-interested

  • @tommyv1270
    @tommyv1270 Місяць тому +2

    Lawful/Chaotic should be the Y axis because chaos is a ladder 😉

  • @panonymousbloom5405
    @panonymousbloom5405 Рік тому +7

    Also, I'm also in the boat of "didn't see the show, didn't read the books, watches both of you" lol. I have little to no interest in spending so much hours on the actual thing (at least until it's finished) but I still think it's interesting and you definitely talk about it in a very thoughtful and methodical way. I probably wouldn't be able to notice half of the things you talk about.
    I also have a pathological need for basically useless knowledge and I love listening to people just being passionate about nerdy and complicated things. It's just listening to interesting stories told by someone who is a good storyteller heh.

  • @TotallyRadicalShow
    @TotallyRadicalShow Рік тому +3

    I 100% agree with doing The Great Council of ASOIAF UA-camrs when TWOW comes out.