ASOIAF theory pictionary with Glidus! 🎨🎨
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2023
- Drawing theories from this random generator: perchance.org/12i9qik15r
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It is hilarious to me that this community is so cracked that Bolt-On is now considered a vanilla theory.
😂
That's what I love about this fandom. How serious and logical it is.
Wait till u hear about thunder-off. Apparently there r still some insane theorists that don’t believe roose isnt a son warging vampire
Listen right, Vampires suck blood and leeches also suck blood so since Rose likes leeches he is a vampire, Theory confirmed!
@@theyoungknight.3119 That makes perfect, logical sense. Just like how all the Stark kids are obviously werewolves. Except Sansa. Obviously.
Literary analysis has gone too far when “Tyrek is a horse” is common knowledge
😂😂😂😂😂.... 😭😭😭
I just cant stop laughing at the place this community has reached
Even Martin's silence has given the world brilliance
i mean it's clearly stated in the text it SHOULD be common knowledge
Shwifty, your theory generator is clearly broken. It gave me "Daenerys is secretly a Targaryen" but this could never, ever happen.
i entered after reading this and got "Meera Reed is secretly Meera Reed"
@@leewan8873
“Arya will wield Oathkeeper” ok not bad
“Alys Karstark will wield Dawn as Sword of the Morning” pretty wild but cool I guess
“Jon Snow is secretly Varamyr Sixskins” oh shit
“Benjen = Jon Snow” it’s too obvious
First theory and it's 'the Maesters built Ashai'
@@SpiralSine6 I got
"Daenerys is the valonqar" Ok, I'm sure some people believe that
"Theon will fall in love with Asha" Yeah Gurm and some siblings getting it on, i hate it but fair enough
"Marwyn is secretly Lyanna" jsdkvsdgt
I once got "Tywin hooked up with Tywin at the Tourney of Harrenhal"
I decided to check out the generator, it gave me "Jon Snow wrote the Pink Letter" which is something I 100% believe now
Theyll never suspect a thing
Jon unconsciously wrote the pink letter whilst sleepwalking one night.
@@HOTD108_Jon warged into Ghost who wrote it
@@owenbridgersBloodraven skinchanged into Jon and wrote it while he was sleeping
@@Venomm737Ghost skinchanged into Jon Snow who skinchanged into Bloodraven who then skinchanged Ramsay to write the Pink Letter
I will dedicate the next month of my life to creating fan art depicting every theory the ASOIAF Theory Generator throws out.
Butterbumps is the Shrouded lord, Garth Greenhand is the Night King, and Shierra Seastar is the waif.
@@hillbillypowpowand they are the three heads of the dragon of course
Update??????
@@LuvLee296 they better have it done after 6 weeks. Don’t let us down @lquartey4840
Theon is the younger more beautiful Queen everybody!
The high pitched ITS HOSTER TULLY had me in tears 😂
King* Hoster Tully 😂
I heard "Lisa" and I asked sooo many questions, like whooooooose this Leeesa? Despite there being an obvious Lysa Tully. XD
“I failed my exams and stubbed my toe and I blame the Maesters” - Pate, predeath
And another idea: play Guess Who and your first question always has to be "Are they a secret Targaryen?"
guess who would be a fantastic asoiaf game
@@potato4481the interesting nerd club has some videos where they play asoiaf guess who
The answer would be yes for everyone
How dare you guys stream at reasonable times in your own timezone
for real
🙃
In the random theory generator I got “Septa Lemore hooked up with Septa Mordane at the tourney of Harrenhal”. Knowing how much George writes stories of forbidden love, this isn’t entirely impossible
19:16 “THAT’S AN ANIMAL?!” Is absolutely phenomenal comedic timing😭
made me actually lol at work
Put it out of its misery 💀
@@Half_FinisASOIAF fans go to work? I thought we all agreed to go on strike until Winds? Have you forsaken your oath?!
That generator spat out "Jaime is the valonqar" and "Jaime is Nissa Nissa" back to back, and I honestly can believe both
When the dunk and egg show comes out I really hope it’s just Harry Lloyd playing all the characters like the audio book
Just like GRRM intended
I don't think that will happen, as Harry Lloyd was last seen ahorse.
Oh snap, HE reads them?! well I have to get them now no question
@@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit ye you should he is really good
Only if Harry Lloyd wargs into Roy Dotrice and then narrates it
These Schwift + Glidus streams bring me an absolutely unreasonable amount of joy.
Definitely some of my favorite content among all of humanity's creations.
I hate to admit how fun it is to go off the deep end with these two via GOT
@@GarthKnight1884What's a GOT and how can I GET rid of it?
I’m so glad I found this community. What a cracked bunch of absolutely amazing people.
My cat's name is Zora and I always end up calling her "Azor Ahai" (ah zora hi) while watching these videos lol
When she meows when you first see her it’s called A Zora Hi
secret tunnel moment was beautiful
The build-up was better than for the Endgame finale.
alt schwift x and glidus is the best duo in the whole community
😅
Agreed ❤
Imagine the absolute slapstick comedy potential of having Euron’s lovecraftian kraken monster kaiju destroy Oldtown, it reaches the ship with the barrel of pickled Maester Aemon. The kaiju then procheeds to destroy said ship only for the people of Oldtown to gaze at the sight of a marinated centenarian ragdolling out of the barrel.
Secret tunnel literally killed me. It's not okay that you do this live. My ancient ass doesn't expect it to be possible.
A stream idea: Each of you has to defend a theory from the generator and then the chat gets to vote which theory is true.
This needs to be an actual video.
Giles Rosby and Coldhands being twins was an EXCELLENT drawing. I LOVE that he’s just a guy coughing and I got it a whole 2 minutes before Glidus
Someone coughing? That could only be Gyles Rosby or the Shrouded Lord
@@hillbillypowpow Are you implying that Gyles Rosby is the shrouded lord?
@@za1duOf course not, the Shrouded Lord is Rhaegar's daughter Rhaenys.
Find someone who makes you laugh like schwift makes glimber laugh
I would like one Displate of Alt Schwift X and Glidus sharing a womb
Shwubelubl and Glimblimble are legit the best thing on UA-cam right now
My favorite theory I've ever gotten with this generator is that Robert Baratheon caused Robert's Rebellion. I think it might have a slight chance of being something that could be even half true.
I think that's honestly pure speculation. We should wait till more hints come out in the next book before jumping to those kinds of conclusions.
by the rules of the infamous FAKE ASOIAF THEORIES video all theories drawn today will from now on be considered real and actual theories i love it.
Schwifty + Glimbo = best combo on YT
Hands down
I have to say, I was pregnant with twins once, and this is exactly what it looked like 31:30
Sans the large elk following us around 😮
Ah yes, Grimbald and Schwanko, my favorite Orthodox ASoIaF Esotericists.
Happy to confirm that Mr. Hank's "cellular mishap" (brilliant description) is indeed in remission 🎉❤
the pretender Alt Shift X could never hope to put out content of this quality
Another three hour video to watch multiple times and fall asleep to. Fantastic work as always lads.
The Great Stalion will resurrect Khal Drogo as a horse wight
That moment at 49:00 is some of the best payoff for a running joke I have ever heard in anything, love you guys.
Viserion is a reincarnation of Aerion Brightflame and the third rider besides Jon and Daenarys is fAegon who is actually a descendant of Aerion. That is all.
No in*est?
No eldrich brings?
No convoluted plot, reducing the world to only 2-3 people actually having agency?
5/10
The moment the secret tunnel music kicked in was actually absurdly transcendent. Glimby harmonizing with himself and Schwifto in the mix !
This is one of the best ideas ever 😂 love you both parasocially glibus and schwifty
This is what I just got from the Schwifty theory generator: Bran will wield Oathkeeper in one hand and Tormund's foot-long member in the other like a total badass.
Clearly canon.
I will never tire of the secret tunnel bits.
I got some absolute normie theories from that generator of yours, Schwifty. It said that "Jon Snow will be resurrected by Melisandre"; "Catelyn isn't dead"; "Jon Snow is secretly a Targaryen"; "Varys is secretly a Blackfyre" and "Grand Ser Pounce Conspiracy."
I think the most absurd theory I got out of the generator said "Daenarys will ride a dragon", so ridiculous.
Bran poisoned Jon Arryn
UA-cam doesn't support image insertion here but I tried to post the Michael Fassbender perfection GIF
So true
Absolutely, if Lysa was driven insane because if she ever walked passed the God’s wood she would hear bran taking to her and he was telling her to kill her husband
Bran time-travel wargs into Cersei Lannister to poison Jon Arryn. That's why she doesn't know she did it.
@@hillbillypowpowI can finally die at peace. Thank you stranger
The fish people made an alliance with the Westerlings and live in the sunken ruins of Castamere. The "birth control" they've been giving Jeyne is actually magic used to make her give birth to a squisher.
this is bending my brain
George please just release Winds so that we have new things to talk about lmfaoo. But anyways I'm gonna binge this video gleefully.
Much needed relief until Winds comes out in the 2060s!
This livestream goes to show just how rich this story is. A color and a shape, and you know not only the family, but the exact person. It's incredible.
I feel like a sick stream would be like a ASOIAF Shark Tank where you allow people on the call to try to convince you their theories are true
"I need twelve dollars for a lemonade"
"Davos will kill Patchface with Tormund's foot-long member"
Too plausible because all of these characters have been to the north, unlike
"Drogo and Hizdahr zo Loraq hooked up at the Tourney of Harrenhal"
I have an idea for a video which I hope Schwift and Glidus see. They should put all the good and shit theories in a hat and pick one out. The theory that you have picked, you have to debate for and the other has to debate against. The chat is the judge and they can vote if they now believe the theory or disbelieve it. I can’t wait to hear a serious debate about how Tyrion is a time travelling fetus 😂
I have no idea what this channel is, but apparently UA-cam autoplay really, really, *really* wanted me to wake up to "SECRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!"
There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this marvel.
The incomprehensible sounds at 2:01:54 had me cackling and serotonin activating.
I love you two jokers in tandem(solo as well).Walder Frey being all the Walder Frey's will make for a legendary T-shirt. I hope either of u sees some joker wearing that shirt some day in the life;) y'all are a fun listen
2:07:10 "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. Woof" -Jon
I wish i had friends who were into books
I totally agree with you on Dale not knowing about John Redcorn. I think it undermines his character and his relationships if he knows but keeps silent
Joseph and Dale both believe aliens impregnated Nancy.
Everyone else: theories, haha fun stuff
Me still tryna figure out how tf Glida Sand and Shwifty Flowers would be cousins and what happened to the bastards Darkstar kidnapped??
Is Alt Shwift Stone still fighting at the Bloody Gate?
I need ANSWERS 😂
I wonder when someone with money to spare for super chats creates Glinda of Bravos.
Easy, Glida Sand's mother and Schwifty Flowers' mother are sisters
(They have different surnames because Glida Sand was conceived on a trip to Dorne and raised by Wylla the wetnurse at Starfall)
@@anemone3694 Oh yeah that makes sense!
Cant believe I didnt figure it out!
Honestly thats so cringe of me bc the Starfall thing is like RIGHT THERE in the text.
Obviously Wylla was a wet nurse but she had to have had a baby right?
So tbh I posit that actually Glida Sand was Lyannas daughter with Glidus and obviously Jon Snow is actually Ned and Wyllas son!
Rhaegar was just kinda there.
🤣🤣😃😃😊😊!!!!
Man, I honestly wish you guys would go into Martin's old sci-fi stuff, both from the 1000 Worlds and the other unrelated stories like Unsound Variations. There's some wild stuff in there that relates pretty 1:1 to ASOIAF
Most of them you can find in both of the Dreamsongs collections, but there's a pdf with all(?) of them in one single place I'm pretty sure
That build up to the secret tunnel meme nearly killed me 😂
Edit: 49:00
This episode, by far, has the most potential entries to the Glidus wheezing laughter tier list.
the boys: "'ah we don't have any special chemistry.. it's just that we are talking about a dragon book"
also the boys: 2:01:55
2:24:20 The big problem with citing urls like that is that they break so often, thanks to websites changing or going down. I've seen plenty of academic papers and books with website links directly to sources, and it can be shocking how rarely they work when you try to follow them. Just the other day, I came across one from only 7 years ago where the source website it tried to link to had been replaced with a sketchy porn page.
Traditional citations, while cumbersome, allow anyone to know where to find the same information.
Every time this comes up in autoplay list, I go find my own random theory. Today I got: "Daenerys is secretly a Targaryen." Fucking wild theory, no way it's true.
The secret tunnel bit killed me
Back in Grandad's time we were still waiting for the finish of ADOD and they still thought " Varys is a merman" was radical theory!
I’ll never look at twins the same way again 😁
I still cannot tell if they’re in the same room
25:23 now I’m trying to think of names for different baseball teams
Winterfell Wolves, King’s Landing Goldcloaks, Riverrun Raiders, Sunspeare Scorpions, Flea Bottom Fighters
Edmure will be defeated in battle by Edmure at Storm's End.
This theory generator is a gem XD
Schwambo, glimby, i want you to know that i will gladly wear several of these drawings on shirts
You always manage to change my day's mood for the better! Thank you guys.
Upcoming Glidus and Schwift theory NFT scheme with such great artwork. The money made from it they can bribe GRRM to finish writing his next chapter
me: watching the replay of the stream days later
also me: Craster! its CRASTER! come on Glidus its CRASTER
S+G= H😂🎉
The happiness of finally catching a live show is everything!
I would’ve liked to see the chat from the show but I was playing along and bombing like crazy while laughing so hard at everything ❤😂 you guys are the greatest !!
H O S T E R T U L L Y
I cannot tell you how much I love yall two together. I am constantly re-watching these streams PLEASE KEEP DOING THEM!
I got : Bran, Daenerys and Jeyne Westerling's hips are the three heads of the dragon
I love David Lightbringer and his theories and takes are pretty legit. Love to see him get some clout
Joffrey killed the lemon trees in bravos!
When I went to the theory generator, I almost immediately got "Arya will skinchange into Arya" and it won't get out of my head
i really dont want grrm to release anything anymore, THIS kinda content is what asoiaf means to me now honestly
Yo that Tribune Aquila is a deep cut!
48:58 This fucking bit absolutely killed me and I should *not* have been laughing that loud and that hard at 3 in the fuckign morning.
30:50 I fuockin lost it there 😭
They are this wild off the camera as well!!
I need the OmniWalder as a tshirt
The hilarity that is a deep conversation about the nature of storytelling, religions, and endings sprouted from craster V melisandre
I was drawing some of the theories but I also got “Tywin hooks up with Jaime at the tourney of Harrenhal” and I can’t draw that and thought you should know.
out of all of the theories that it generated for me "tysha is tyrion" takes the cake
this was such an amazing idea for a live
Oh my the omni walder
Schwifty thanks to your theory generator I now know that Tyrion = Tyrion, thanks mate, would've never gotten there myself
Olivia Coleman would make an incredible Barbrey Dustin!
When I picture these guys i can’t help but see the Australian Mighty Boosh.
I was hoping you guys were going to do spooky book passages.😊
I just wanna hear them read me Old Nan's stories.
I still don’t know jack l abt GoT but these are very entertaining
You guys should do a collab video with David Lightbringer!
What an absolutely huge tone shift at 52:21
Some ASOIAF pronounciation stuff I did when I first read the books.
Eh=NOT like the Canadian thing more like "ehhh..." when youre thinkin 😂
Daenerys - Da-eh-ne-rys😂
Aegon - Ah-eh-gone
Lysa - Lisa
Catlyn - Kate-Lynn
Sansa - Saan-sa
Baratheon - Bara-Theon😭
Walder - Val-derr (Im German)
Rhaegar - Ra-eh-gar
Ros - Rose
Stannis - Sta(as in staff)-nnis (bc Im Italian😂)
Tully - Too-lly
Doublet - Dooblet (also no idea wtf it was😂)
Cant think of anything else I misread 😂 but in my defence English is my third language💀
"What is a dragon if not a big scaly cat?"
Skwifer Cheece
I think I’m getting a displate with your guys visual representation of twinship
The content I would never have thought to ask for, but I am so glad you mad lads went and did it. Thank you!