Fast Food I've Never Ordered Taste Test
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2020
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VEGAN FAST FOOD VID: • Vegan Fast Food Taste ...
** so this went south VERY quickly but enjoy whatever aspects there are to enjoy of me tasting and testing fast food I've never ordered before enjoy this fast food ive never ordered taste test and rock on broskis anyways what has been in the water lately am i RIGHT?!
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Chris Klemens love your shit Papito 💚
RIP HATS
Chris are you on TikTok?
HIIIILYBYE
Chris Klemens From Taco Bell, Black Bean Crunchwrap, no cheese or sour cream (I’m vegan) add seasoned rice, potatoes and guac. And hotsauce of your choice
I can’t believe he really puked but kept filming and trying food... Chris please we are not worth it
Brooke B speak for yourself I need this at all costs haha
Took the words out off my keyboard
i think maybe hes just used to puking so it isnt a big deal
holy shit hahhahha
@@addy.miller8435 ??? are u okay
is no one gonna talk about how much he actually threw up
I honestly thought it was an edit lmao
Hold on i'm halfway through the video
Alright first puke down!
Should i keep watching... lol
Mad super size me vibes
omfg just imagine u see a guy throwing up out of his tesla in the middle of the street with pink hair from ur house LMAO
satanlovesyou I’m dead 😂
i would be like ..chris bro, wth? milk?
That's LA honestly not really a sight . ESPECIALLY in hollywood lol
@@dontworryaboutit6649 true, I've never been to cali so I didn't even think ab that
id be like CHRIS ?????!!!!
i literally thought you were being lowkey dramatic when talking about how bad the food was for your stomach and then 2 seconds later you actually vomited im SO sorry chris lmaooooo
SAME
i would too 😭 shit ton of food and like he said he doesn’t ever eat red meat
I’m lactose intolerant and eat dairy free always. I was recently “dairy poisoned” as a restaurant that didn’t take the cream out of my meal as I requested. I was shitting liquid every hour on the hour for the next 12 hours. Lactose intolerance ain’t no joke!
It's IBS-D
‘You all know I’m not a perfect driver, but I am a perfect person’
facts tho
omg we’re name twins
true tho
I’m watching this in bed and my boyfriend turns over and says, “he sounds like the alien from American Dad”
Kayla Wyse 😂😂😂now I can’t unhear that
literally been wondering why he sounded so familiar to me, lol.
@@sweetdisposition1967 same!! Hahaha
OMG YES
Kayla Wyse omg I’m never going to unhear this now... he literally does sound just like him 😳
the inner new yorker always comes out when chris drives and i appreciate it.
How tf did he continue eating talking and being so normal after vomiting that much. I would have had a panic attack and freaked out. Also thanks for the puke warning my emetophobia appreciates it
bulimics are laughing rn
i’m glad i’m not the only one who is like this😂
I get anxiety sickness sometimes so I definitely relate to him in this video because once I was at work and I had too much work on my plate and I just looked at my boss and said “:-) brb” and did whatever and then came back and I’m like “if you yell at me :)))) it will happen again :)))”
Same hahah
I'm having a Panic attack rn... Help me if your still here 😔💔🥺
I’m high rn and I thought the eating sound effects were me as I ate my popsicle and I got scared
Best comment
Omg I freak out at shit almost every time I’m high.... one time I thought I bit my tongue off because I couldn’t feel it, but it turned out to be a grissle in my chicken strip 😂😂😂😂
Kara McNab that made me giggle so hard
I fucking felt this is my soul😂😂
@@tinyghostcat14 this had me cackling
"Yes, 911. There is a man in a Tesla with pink hair vomiting in my driveway." Brings me back to the last video of Florida news headlines.
Eating a ton of fast food in a tesla with your trendy chain and pink hair while casually puking it all up is the most LA thing ive ever seen all youre missing is david dobrik laughing at nothing and tana doing bumps in the back seat
I love that you talked about your dairy intolerance and how you were gonna order a strawberry shake in the same sentence
chris: “i know i’m not a perfect driver , but i am a perfect person” and that my friends will be my senior quote
That was the funniest thing ive ever heard i died 😭😭
Lmaoooooo
Until yah kill someone it’s funny :)
😂
“Let’s go to Starbucks I feel like I need a pick me up” - actually me making excuses for getting another Starbucks everyday of the week
Gina Berezin literally everyday 😩😂 I hate me lmao
Chris Klemens throwing up out of his Tesla........... on brand
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that he’s never tried MCDONALDS BREAKFAST
Seriously I was like what? Who has never had McDonalds breakfast lol
the mcgriddles & mcmuffins 🤌
prolly cause its disgusting
IS NO ON GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE THREW UP SO MUCH AND THEN ACTED PERFECTLY FINE
Throwing up is designed to make the body feel better after getting rid of whatever's making it feel like shit, so I'm not surprised that he felt better afterwards.
To be honest, after i throw up, I feel so much better and can keep going on with the rest of my day! It's your body rejecting whatever poison it doesnt like, so you should feel better afterwards. Unless I'm sick, sick with a stomach virus. Then I'm weak and out for days.
Emma Saunders for real lol I have massive emetophobia so the thought of vomit makes me have full blown panic attacks. I had a panic attack hearing him throw up lol 😭🤢😩
@@TheChefSteph8 Same thing. I just skipped the whole vom scene because I already had an awful day with intestines today and I don't want to make it worse. Even the thought of puking makes me deadass sick. Some people may think I'm rude for covering my ears when someone pukes but it's a safety measure for all so I don't projectile vom on everyone else too.
ANGELVS XIII don’t worry I’m the same way! I actually had opened a text message and the video kept playing so I missed the generous “puke warning” he put in there 😩😩 or else I would have skipped over it entirely lol
HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY???
i’m so excited for this video 😂😂
Chris Klemens Tired
better now with this notif 😂
Chris Klemens dying, thanks
Chris Klemens better now that you posted ❤️
”Im gonna diarrhea everywhere, *ItS sO gOoD* "
Literally every lactose intolerant person seen.
And I suspect IBS-D
DAIRY FREE TACO BELL- order a bean and rice burrito no sour cream, no sauce, add potatoes. SO GOOD and only like $2
Order it fresco stye; they replace the dairy with pico!
okay do this w the 7 layer burrito & thank me later
@@gawthshawti im on it
Damn. I just seen this and wanted to try it. But they took the potatoes off the menu
Same!
You know what’s weird? people who drive a Tesla never say “my car” its always “my Tesla”
That's because it's not a car. It's just a giant robot
@14:37 lol
When you pay that much for a vehicle it’s more than a car 😂
They didn’t pay that much to not be flexing every time they drive it 😂
@@chloewalker6623 exactly she mad she can't afford it LMAO
chris at his intestines: some of y'all about to be real mad at me
The mango dragonfruit refresher with lemonade is 10x better!
GET IT BLENDED!!! It will change the game!
My fave drink lmao * hense the name of my f**ing channel
THE SLIT IN THE MCDONALDS PIE IS OBSCENE literally none of their pies have that i am scared
I was looking for a comment like this 💀😭😭 I was dying 😂💀✋
I've seen the slit on all their new or seasonal pies in the past few years
Puke warning 3... 2... 1...
*intense vomiting noises*
Chris: I feel.... immensely better?
Why am I laughing so hard
The demon under my bed: “I aLsO hAvE a PlAyLiSt”
Amelia Ameera wow never been done before inspiring
kaitlyn spiva ThAnK yOu
“stREAm iT NOW”
related to this LOL
The demon, after suckin some helium: “strEaM iT NOw”
The fact you just threw up n kept on going. I would've cried for a bit n have a bit of a mental breakdown before being able to continue
he smokes & drinks, he’s prolly used to it lol
I mean I admire you for puking and then continuing on with your day. As soon as I even feel nauseous I am out of commission for the rest of the day; god forbid I actually puke - that equals panic attacks for a week.
Chris has three bites and pukes. Meanwhile, I literally eat like this every day.
whatiwasgoingtosay it’s probably because he doesnt eat a lot of meat or dairy so his body isnt used to it
whatiwasgoingtosay my mouth dropped. I’ve never been so disappointed in myself lmao. I need to start eating clean
This made me laugh so hard I have no shame about how true it probably is
my stomach lacks the enzymes to be able to digest red meat (I didn't digest red meat well before, but now that I barely eat it it's even worse) so the moment it hits my stomach it just rebels upwards - i get so sad watching other people eat burgers so i wouldn't feel bad about it at all cuz i know it tastes amazing haha
tea channels be like: "Chris Klemens At iT aGaIn bEinG a CoPyCaT"
wait tea channels make videos about Christ Klemens now? xD
Is no one gonna talk about his road rage at the end.. I was laughing so hard at it😂
Riley Barker “sorry I was in neutral” like... why would you be in neutral 😭😭
I can’t get over you saying “Starbucks refresher” at the Starbucks drive thru 😂😂
Last time I was this early. Chris had hats in his store😂
😂😂😂
lmao gold star!
how was the big bang?
Chris, just buy Lactaids. They’re at Rite Aid, they’re at Walmart, they’re usually at Kroger
My uncle says they dont work for him he still ends up with violent diarrhea that we all have to hear about
Nothing works for me. I do enjoy that lactose free milk exists though!
Tina Louise sis just make your own oat milk or buy some i promise it’s better 🥺 - a violently lactose intolerant binch
beany Thompson ur uncle is right. they literally make me feel worse than I would without them
LPS102 do u have an oat milk brand u prefer??? I’m getting tired of almond milk :/
I don’t think I can remember a time when hats were available
Panda Express- honey walnut shrimp
I’m addicted.
Alysha Sis i hate shrimp and even I like it. It’s so good
YES! I want to go back to the US just for that 😂 We sadly don't have Panda Express in Europe
Co-signed
i love how everyone completely ignored you when u asked people to comment where to eat and what to get
Chris is like the cool uncle you’d hit up and smoke and vibe with lol.
yeah you know because he's 46 years old
qwertzu 95 I know I meant to say more like a cousin lol.
I have no idea why I've never heard of this channel but this dude is HILARIOUS! I am so sorry for he had to literally go through hell....I can only imagine how his stomach was flipping around after all of the shit he had eaten that day. The vomiting part almost made me cry. I know I shouldn't have laughed but his commentary is everything.
Chris: I try to eat plant based and no dairy... I haven’t eaten red meat
*eats all of the above *
Chris: pukes “I feel better? Let’s go to Starbucks”
No one:
My sleep paralysis demon at 4am: _bUuY iT aLlLl_
princess consuela banana hammock sTREaM iT nOw
Chris: If it's broke don't fix it
Me: finally I'm doing something right in my life
The thing with Chris is that when he tries stuff, it’s hard to read his face on whether he likes it or not until he says it 💀
The mango dragonfruit refresher is literally the best thing at Starbucks I’m happy for you that you experienced one
"I'm not a perfect driver, but I am a perfect person"
-Chris Klemens 2020 🎉
😅 I didn't think about it deeper until I read your comment, in the sense that if you were a perfect person, by default you would also be a perfect driver lol
i just had a 45 minute mental breakdown and now i’m eating fries and watching chris and i’m very satisfied with where i’m at at the moment
Breanna Crum you doin great sis
Me: gosh why would he eat food he was allergic to...when he knows it’s gonna make him ill.....why would he do that to himself...........
Also me: *has a gluten allergy and has eaten nothing but noodles and pie all day*
Me! Cept with dairy. I will do mad damage to myself just for a pint of coffee ice cream and a big cheeseburger 😋.. some things are just worth it sometimes 😂
MiSti same here and I agree
HA same
Me
pain is only temporary 😂
Chris vomiting and then going to ANOTHER fast food after I-
Chris: I’d give the cherry pie a 8 out of 9 out of *Burps*
Chris: vomits from fast food
Me, someone who eats like that everyday:
I was born in the greasy processed food. Molded by it.
OMG THE CHUCK E CHEESE TICKETS SOUND EFFECTS WHILE HE WAS EATING OMG THAT BROUGHT ME BACK MAN - I’m going to chuck e cheese after the apocalypse
isn't it going out of business now? :/
I work at Starbucks and the mango dragonfruit refresher is one of my favorites and we also have the dragon drink where we make it with coconut milk it’s super good!
I’m extremely high so you literally speaking makes me laugh hysterically
Bella Unger I’m sober af and so jealous 😭
Michelle Barron same
same lmao I could barely breathe when the person saw him moaning
I always watch his vids high. I laugh from start to finish 😂
I only watch Chris while I’m high. The best✌🏽
never been this early what do i say chris help
hi always works
Chris Klemens okay hi king
chris hating the fried zucchini from carl’s honestly felt like a personal attack. i was i was excited for him to try them:( they are so good:(
Right anytime I go i always get them
he obv got a bad batch then but gorl personal attack ¿😭
So happy to see you hit a mil!
Congrats Chris! 🎉 🎊 🎈
i can confirm that in-n-out does get me "pretty damp downtown"
🤣🤣🤭
MY BODY REJECTING FASTFOOD FOR 15mins STRAIGHT should have been the title
*♡ Yay! You hit 1 Million!! So proud of you Chris!!!!! Luv You ♡*
The mango dragonfruit refresher is my favorite Starbucks drink, and the buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich is my go-to Mcdonalds order, so this was really fun to watch! Glad you enjoyed them :)
Chris's road rage is extremely relatable, except I scream and curse even more lol
I feel like people probably think he’s being dramatic with the pain and stuff...I have serious gastric issues. Anything dairy or greasy or like mostly anything I eat it hurts and I need a potty.
Dawniece Sade one time I ate pizza after a longgggg time, yeah uh BADDD IDEA, the next day I literally felt like I was gonna die
I only last about 10 minutes after eating anything greasy then I'm shaking and sweating for the next 3 days while my body punishes me for enjoying garbage
Dawniece Sade I got sick of gastric issues I had a lot of issues with my stomachs for all the bullshit food I was eating point is that the pain you feel it’s indescribable it hurts so bad and when you go potty it hurts too
Dawniece Sade thats exactly how my best friend is i feel so bad for her she has IBS and just everything hurts her plus she has anxiety which makes ibs ten times worse bc sometimes it is triggered by anxiety
“In and Out is gonna be literally in and then out” bahahahah
i appreciate the sacrifices you make for us!
God bless u for continuing after puking. We see your commitment to us
Ok but imagine how his car smells after this video
🤢
Lexi Littlefordl 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The dragon fruit mango refresher thing is literally my favorite drink from starbucks. UGH! so good.
from starbucks you should try the passion tango refresher with lemonade (sweetened) my favorite drink ever
"you saw me throw up....and then *yell* at throw up" wow- if that isn't the best insult ever lmaooo
The refresher Chris had is honestly the best thing at Starbucks in my opinion, that shit hits
Obsessed with you I’ve been watching your videos all day since I discovered your channel from my suggestions lol❤️
Dang dude. You’re so dedicated! I freaking LOVE you!!
You’re a saint for putting in a warning for the throwing up
i feel EXTREMELY hurt and offended that taco bell is NOT in this video..😣
Katie Marielle I think that would of really fucked up his stomach especially all of that mushy meat 🤮
Hes a stoner hes probably eaten everything at taco bell 💀💀💀
everything at taco bell is the same, just in different shapes. there are no different items 🤷
@@rudyboock666 So you finna tell me the crunchwrap and the naked chicken chalupa are the same?
Nic Armendariz 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ I don’t think you got what he meant fammm
This is a comfort video of mine. ❤ idk why. Just love it 🥰
So just wanted to let you know I checked out your playlist tonight by playing it at my work. Got turned off after maybe 8 songs for being too lit but you got almost a full hour of playtime at a 5 star restaurant in St. Louis. Love you and ur videos
That guy in the back at 14:49 throwing up gang signs have me dead. 😂😂😫
so lactose intolerant people really don’t care 😭 just eat dairy, throw up, and eat more 😂
Meeeeee
when I didn't have acne I would literally think "I'll just sh*t it 5 minutes after I'm done" so I was like "a guilt free treat". now that I have acne I don't eat dairy, I don't eat sugar, I don't eat cattle meat or pork and guess what I still have acne.
this was just a rant after I applied my adapalene that makes my skin fall off
Laura Laura omg maybe I need to cut dairy completely out because I have acne so bad!
i've gotten a little better but that's still pretty true , i know i will be fully shaking and nearly pass out on the toilet that night and still drink a shake anyway
@@inchw0rm I 100% understand! You know better, but sometimes you can't help it. I'm so bad at it.
14:47 actually had me laughing to the point of tears omggggg
I’ve never seen your videos before but I’m 2 minutes and 8 seconds in and I’m hooked you’re very funny! Subscribed! ❤️
Your presence is helping me get through the literal hell these past few weeks have been, and I can never truly express how much that means to me. Keep being Chris. Love you ♥️
Chris road rage is the most Relatable California thing.
road rage is universal
Wow, the highlight of the whole video is the drive thru narrow scene, I’m happy it was finally appreciated
This was so cute and fun! You are super adorable, I love watching your content
Jokes aside you look really pretty in this video. Idk if its the light, your hair, the attitude or just ur face but im not complaining
Starbucks overnight oats with coconut and strawberry is honestly amazing and its vegan 😊
Where do you live? We don’t have this in my state
Long island NY. There are copycat recipes online 😍
Yessss the refresher is soooo good!
The dedication tho. I probably most definitely, would have just made whatever content I already got work for a video after throwing up and just went home to lay down in my bed.
Why is no one talking about how he barfed and then proceeded with the video... the dedication on this man hahaha
the facttttt the Chris has NEVER had McDonald’s breakfast, and THEN DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT 🥺😭 thats all i like
libby barffff
I literally thought I was the only one that got destroyed by food. Not only are you keeping me sane during this Cali lockdown, but I'm so loving your channel. Keep up the content 💚💚
Thank you for the puke warning at 9:40! I have emetophobia and was literally watching this video on my lunch break at work, would have ruined my entire day if i'd seen that lol.
Was it just me or did his munching sound effects kinda sounded like the ticket machine from Chuck E Cheeses... like definitely sounded like it 😂🧐🤔💭💭
Yanis Bojorquez I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR !! 🤣
He really need to try animal style, or just mustard fried, or grilled whole onions, or adding chilies, or Neapolitan shake at in n out next time.
Discovering your channel and realizing I have so much to binge just made my entire quarantine tbh
When he is literally filming in your neighborhood and you recognize the puke house. DEAD!
All I could focus on in the intro was the sign saying "tiny toes"
Same
Me too. I was looking for this comment
im so glad i wasnt the only one to focus on it lmao
Me too! I was trying to figure it out.
14:45 I kept replaying that part 😂😂😂
Liz G i’m dead😭🤣
Literally never tired any of those either and glad I wasn’t missing anything