Things I Forgot I Bought
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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** in this dysfunctional episode, its no surprise that I buy things to feel something (mom please dont text me about this I know I know) but after going to Delaware for a month, I didnt realize how many things I forgot I bought until Andrew Lowe kept sending me pics of more and more packages so enjoy this hot mess!
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The fact that the romaine lettuce trade led to a friendship with Chrissy and John to the point where they give you a literal personal gift is amazinggggggg
I’m so out of the loop, what was the romaine lettuce trade!?
I can't believe that was the beginning of quarantine. CRAZY!
So sweet of them after all their heartache this year 😢
@@littlebird7590 this was before
rught!
“It is literally easier to get into the Capitol building than it is to get into this package” 💀💀💀
me trying to open a jar that won't open
I LITERALLY CRIED 😂😂
this aged well didnt it.
I FLOPPED LIKE A FISH BRO HAHAHA
I did not wake up today thinking I'd see a grown man pantomime breastfeeding a gallon-sized water bottle but here we are.
And he did it so well....
WHEN CHRISSY TEIGEN SAYS TAKE A FULL LENGTH PIC, U TAKE A FULL LENGTH PIC.
LMAOOOO THE WAY HE CASUALLY SAYS CHRISSY TEXTED ME
no questions asked xD
chris getting hair care while having a shaved head is so funny to me
You still have to take care of your hair well it is shaved
I just learned that it’s technically skin care and that you still gotta take care of that scalp skin🤠
Lmao
"As you guys know, I've bought Kylie skin before so, 1, I'm definitely not afraid of the vaccine...". Lol.
imagine the direction this channel would go in if chris was emotionally stable
There would be no Channel.
it would rapidly decline, just like me ;)
downhill for sure😂😂
it would be boring !
cant even imagine
Me: who's Chrissy and John?
Chris: holds it up
Me: oh literally Chrissy Teigen and John Legend... Got it.
“Am I a patriot?” When I tell you I nearly peed myself laughing
very excited to ignore my responsibilities for another 14 mins
Sundays are usually my productive days but I've decided to be one w my bed and become a blanket burrito today.
Unfinished assignments? I don't know them
@@vp-oe1em literally how do you do it? between waking up, lazing around, dreading Monday, regretting wasting the entire weekend and going to bed, Sundays last about 5 hours for me. I've stopped counting them as full days.
@@addangel honestly, it isn't easy nowadays. I work in the restaurant industry and that's gone to hell. My Sundays, before this ish, were a bit more tedious but I'd have enough energy to be helpful for myself. Mondays were for myself, until lately. My most difficult days tend to be Thursdays. We're all different. Thankfully, my family is healthy.
same
honestly I feel everyone needs a chris as a friend WHERE IS MY CHRIS 😭
I want one toooooo
Be your own Chris
I just want to get high w him lol
Maybe u are the Chris
@@milagratzer982 I hope you're right 🥺
the reaction to Claudia's bottle is SENDING ME
When he breastfed it I fucking lost it
Just wanted to say I lost so many of my friends because they don’t follow covid rules and I’ve been really sad because no one wants to be friends with me and when I watch you I feel like your my friend and when I watch you stream I smoke with you and you keep me alive I know your way to famous yo talk to me or like be my actual friend or even text back lmao but just want to say keep doing what you are doing because you are definitely saving lives with just your presence lmao ❤️
AGREED!!! He's a life saving mood!
Same...but you know what someday soon we will have friends that care that we take things serious.
Chris treating the water bottle like a baby and trying to breastfeed it killed me! 😂🤣🤣
why is no one else talking about this 😂 pure deadpan
@@TheMia0987654321 when Chris presses the button and the lid flips up 😂.
i was looking for this comment lmfao
SERIOUSLY WHY IS NO ONE ELSE SAYING THIS I CHOKED
Heber City is my home town, this year county members discretely voted to ban pride flags from being hung up on Main Street (which is something we’ve done every June the past few years). It’s disgusting and there’s nothing we can do about it because we didn’t know the vote was happening. Now our LGBTQ+ youth knows their town will go out of their way to NOT support them
What happened? Were you able to find a solution? Any updates?
That’s awful and now everyone knows who to avoid as they voted against everyone in the lgbt+ community to be able to celebrate who they are. I would be side eyeing those people so bad. I’m so sorry. The fact they didn’t let anybody know is so wrong!
“Let’s ho ho ho..to some- we’re gonna- okay-...you’re watching Disne-CHRIS jump”😭💀💀💀
CHRIS I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUU
The fact that i was literally at this part when i got to the comment-
"you're looking fab and letic"
istg he always post when i’m in the middle of a fucking breakdown and crying
get well soon ❤️
Girl fuckin same
@@tatianalopez182 thanks sm :)
LITERALLY ME TODAY
Omg I relate 😭 Hope you’re okay bby gurl 🙌🏻
“Show me that you’re rich, without showing me that you’re rich”
It's supposed to be TELL ME that you're rich, without TELLING ME that you're rich. You can't show someone something without showing them 😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
"You know what I want? A long sleeve with a black couple about to kiss on it!" Chris enthused to himself, high at 3am.
I lost it reading this. Like the shirt is so pretty but picturing it on him&with his energy is fucking sending me to the moon.
“And you’re watching Disn- Chris, jump” I HOLLERED
i wish i had the money to just be suprised by stuff that comes in the mail LOL i make like $300-400/month
The half-hearted attempt at the Disney sign is such a good representation of me
who else was just staring at that dog behind Chris
I have yet to look away, is it going to move?
WHEN HE COMBED HIS “HAIR” 😭😭😭
“Brown cocai- chocolate powder” WHEN I SAY I ROLLED LMFAO
Chris: Does a haul
Also Chris: Doesn't show the cloths
Nonchalant “ oh this is from Chrissy and John “ MA’AM
“brown cocai- OH CHOCOLATE POWDER!” 💀💀dead
“I bought Kylie skin before so 1. I’m definitely not afraid of the vaccine”
😂😂😂
Andrew’s little voice behind the camera: you look fab
And letic
“It’s easier to get into the capital building than into this package” yup
"Brown cocain- oh is it hot chocolate powder?!" The inner mechanations of your mind are just 👩🏽🍳💋(chef's kith"
I just love the Chrissy and John friendship development , wholesome 🥰
I’m bisexual and have lived in Utah my whole life. Only my close friends and only a couple family members know about my sexuality because there are so many Mormons that don’t support LGTBQ+.It meant a lot to me that you chose this organization to support and how it was so close to home. It also means a lot to me to know there are others watching your channel and going through the same things as I am, and they’re in my same city. Thanks for being awesome and bringing people closer together ❤️
“I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE ON A NO FLY LIST” 🤣🤣
I deadass full on ugly CACKLED at that! 😂
The “now my tummy is full” feel that...
I mean fuck consumerism but also this is funny as hell sooo I wouldn't be made if you made more videos like this lmao.
“I bought Kylie Skin so I’m definitely not scared of the vaccine”. LMFAOO
the way ur just casually friends with Chrissy Teigen...
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that was not a real dog 🐶 in the background...😅
SAME GIRL
Same!
am i early enough to make it on the story??
;)
Me STILL waiting for a “no hats rn lol” hat. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN
I DIED when he said "i need my therapist to hurry up with his three week holiday break" i felt thattttt girlll
I need the joy and excitement of Chris opening that last package in my life every day.
“just like my mari- ANYWAY” 😂
chris: * whips out a nerf gun *
chris: "let's go to the capital" "am i a... patriot?"
Chris's honesty is so admirable. He's such an unproblematic fave
“ Im a Travis Scott Stan” well that didn’t age well …….
I need to know if he actually ordered that shirt!!!
my anxiety going insane every time chris casually waves his knife around
forgotten presents giving chris a serotonin boost gives me a serotonin boost
My phone froze literally right after Chris lowered his shirt and begin to nurse the water bottle 😂😂😂 I will be laughing about this the rest of the day! Much needed. Thank you Chris!
Chris is really out here making the most relatable content
"It is literally easier to get into the Capitol building-"... Hun,.... The Capitol building is the easy rip seals you get on Asos/boohoo packages. Lets not lie xD
Is the dog in the background like... dead. It did not move once, not once.
I think it’s a pillow
It’s stuffed 😂
time for you to watch "Things I Bought High"
@The Adventures of DuckPuppy yes, 1oo% stuffed lol
@The Adventures of DuckPuppy watch his video he said a few comments up lmao, it’ll all make sense, or not. But that’s what we love about him
“Brown cocaine” Chris don’t snort brown cocaine 😭
Isn’t that just heroin
i just lit my joint this could not be more perfect timing
You were wearing Vivienne Westwood in middle school?!?!?
I think he just meant polos lol
I had to wear them at school from 1st to 8th grade, and the only way I'll ever wear one now is if I've been bodysnatched.
Did anyone else hear Chris almost say brown cocaine when he was looking at the cocoa powder?😭😂
Why did pink friday's 10 year anniversary news just make me die a little inside?
“put twitter front and center to thank them for their continued anxiety they give me on the daily” LMAOO exactly why i had to delete the bird app
Am I think only one who thought that Niki Minaj shirt looked like one I bought & designed myself at the boardwalk as a kid? Nope just me, ok 😅
r u still a travis stan
I'm so here for clips of Chris breastfeeding oversized water bottles 😂😂😂
This cured every mental illness I could potentially have
the travis scott merch didn’t age well 😂
The way I ran to the comments. 🏃🏽♀️Thank you for all of the content you put out and the way you use your platforms to bring knowledge and awareness on social and racial issues is amazing. Ily❤️
We love you Chris!!!!
The amount of people just Commenting to be on his story:
im frightened by the dog on the couch
Not me thinking the dog in the back was real and just REALLLLLLY good at staying frozen.
chris ily but the audio is hurting my ears😭
^^^^
Chrissy’s message and gift got me so good - ugh!! Also, i died when you nursed that gallon flask x
“this just says thick hair... idk if there’s just hair inside or?” 💀💀💀
How to claim all of your high purchases as tax write offs... make a video about them 😂😂😂❤️
When I tell u I've never clicked faster in my life
Yk you’ve made it when the video was uploaded 23 seconds ago and you already have 26 comments
"Am I a PATRIOT????" Dying, thanks.
Whenever I watch his videos I smash that volume button because he always fucking loud
There’s actually hats now???
i was so surprised lol
The shade dished in this video is EXQUISITE, " I look like someone on the no fly List"
we love being here this early, just what my day needed
I’m actually fucking crying wtf is that opening ceremonies shirt (7:30)
chris in literally eminem in his intros
they raised all the money they needed omg im so happy
YES KING I'VE MISSED YOUR FACE!!!
Those cookie selfies low-key look like the face my cishet 40 year old brother pulls when he sees me
i've never been this early holy shit
FIRST!!!!! did i do that right?
I realised that people who do hauls on UA-cam with a large following can get this taxed off as work expenses wtf😻
wow never been this early before... hi chris’ ig story!!
you literally make my day better with your headass energy 😭😭
Pretty sure chris steals all his jokes from Twitter and tik toks
Lmaoooo @ omg am I a patriot. That made me actually laugh out loud.
Im HOLLERING!!!!! I have never related to anything more in my life:
"Serotonin... I. Need. You. Back, and working; five days a week, SEVEN IF YOU CAN."!!!!!!!!!!!
IM CAN NOT EXPRESSS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU IM CRYING
So you’re telling me that the Twitter banana bread moment turned into you getting Chrissy’s number and she sent you a Christmas gift???
An extremely personal and amazing gift, a custom Chris Klemens, toy figure!!! And yes, you are correct! Seriously, we NEED more Chris Klemens, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s in the world!! Their budding friendship is so damn wholesome 🤩🥰😍😇🥳🤓😎🥰🤩🥳
Stayed babysitting friends dog this past week being alone in the house for the first time in like two years. The amount of your videos i’ve watched every day is atrocious. Thank you for keeping me sane & happy
Hold on...
Chris knows Chrissy and John??? Chris was just so casually saying "Chrissy texted me" I would scream
Check out the video in April 2020, I think it is
I wish i came home to this many packages 🥲
All the dislikes are the people from opening ceremonies