@@hanna_en_renee Inflation? Gas prices? Crime? Border crisis? I understand that you're a democrat and it's your opinion that things are better, but our economy is objectively way worse.
3:56 "Bringing me a fake ticket like you're some kind of superhero!" May just be the best line I've ever heard and the execution of said line was amazing.
I met Jaxon again last week, when I was canvassing for the Liberal party in Muarry Bridge. I got lost and wandered down to a magnificent outback river that basked in a golden viridescence, hoping to follow it upstream to find land, when I saw him- completely naked, covered in powdered white chocolate, standing ankle-deep in the stream. The whole world in all its natural essence seemed to zoom forward on his face, as he suddenly noticed me. Upon this moment, his eyes lit up, a fiery blue- and now begins the chasing. I ran for my life, discarding my Scott Morrison propoganda as my heart was torn asunder by Jaxon’s pursuit. I galloped, jumped, tripped and arose, before coming across an abandoned farmhouse. I decided, as any rational visitor to Australia would do, to commandeer it as my own as I hid from a 19-year-old man hellbent on cutting down his past like savage, but ultimately feeble buckwheat. After disposing of Meredith, the old woman who resided there, with a blowtorch and some mango-scented tampons, I crawled into the dumbwaiter of the farmhouse. Even if I felt safe, by dawn I had developed several spasms in my leg inside the cramped wooden box, barely one by half a metre; and I was hyperventilating. Eventually I recalled I had on my person a book of Vietnamese army meditation techniques-I attempted to retrieve it from my back pocket post haste. But as I did, a cold, pale, wet hand, the texture of a dank sardine, gripped my arm with a sensation of passion. I was frozen in fear. Turning my head gently, I saw the face of Jaxon. Delicately, he held a Liberal party flyer, covered in his spit. *”You forgot this, my darling”* I am never going to Australia again.
@@TySama0 Considering 30,000 people have watched the video, it's not surprising that one person has coincidentally got an ad for chocolate. Also, as Vsauce once said, coincidences are incredibly easy to come across if you look hard enough.
2:16 I can't tell of that was intended or not, but if not, I love how they just improved that into the scene😂😂 and the sound it made too, I'm in tears😭
The end song sounds so fucking accurate at one point I can’t tell if it’s the original or not. I can’t stop listening to it, it’s a wonder to behold. Also Jason is quite good on the spoons.
This whole video can be described as the stages of the Travis Scott Burger. When you first get it your excited and feel on top of the world. Then you realize it’s just a normal burger
“Its a piece of pen written on a piece of paper”
-Arnold, 2020
I had to rewatch the scene to check 😂
Classic Arnold
Haha this made me laugh. Thank you
He's not wrong
Lmao
Charlie: Finds Golden Ticket
Grandpa Joe: EVERYTHING IS SALSA!
😂
XDDD
I enjoy this call back.
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
@@carjaroo jJJJjJJJJjaaajajaja
Grandpa Joe in the bed for 45 years in the same place.
Charlie: He's in there?
Yeah Charlie got a golden ticket. But we never said he was smart. 😂
LMAOOOOOO
Hahahha
Plote hole!
It was 20 Years
That's the most emotion I've ever seen in Lachlan's acting
Most energy more like lol
Lachlan was perfect for the role, well cast
Wtf, for a second I thought I commented this
@@GamerMoment_ There is 1 impostor among us
I am starting to think that this whole video was made to show off Lachlan’s athleticism.
Fine with me 🥵
what athleticism? he's been bedridden for twen-fourty five years
Lmao
No it was to show off how hot the mother was
@@michaelmaughan2441 y e s
I don't want to oversell it or anything, but Jaxon's performance as Charlie Bucket is the single greatest piece of acting that I've ever seen
Why did u put a fake music note
yeah, Jaxon stole the show, Lachlan didn't really even try with this one
ikr
Explain the music note. Now
@@DarkwearGT not a fake music note, it's an OAC badge. Given to UA-cam artist channels that post predominantly their own music.
"ive been bed ridden for 20 years!"
*30 seconds later*
"ive been bed ridden for 45 years!"
How long was Charlie out?
Oh, you didn’t know? 30 seconds is actually 25 years now.
@DenRaph what
time flies
Plot development!
So the cure for arthritis is the golden ticket.
I have been seeing you for years on different videos 😂 just wanted to say hi 👋🏻 (in the comments)
hi, just seen you 1 mins ago
Then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.
Your everywhere I have seen you for way to long
Just Some Guy without a Mustache yeah, but what about arthleftritis?
"It's a piece of pen written on a piece of paper"
I lost it
"Tuck me in once more" is the most sombre line y'all have ever written and performed. Oscar worthy.
I read this while it happened in the vid lol how does this happen so much
Dude idk but it happens to me on a daily basis and fucks with my head
bloody priceless
Child: *Literally drowns in chocolate*
Oompa Loompas: "FEEL THE RYTHM! THERE IS SALSA EVERYWHERE!"
Why am I the only reply to this legendary comment
@@kinghenry666 Cause you are the chosen one!
kinghenry666 lol not anymore. But the oompa loompas though 😂😆
I know a great comment when I see one...
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Dumbledore, you’re alive! 🥺😄
“I have the golden ticket” starts doing barrel rolls
Yeah that's in the video congrats 👏
Speaking of golden, did you see the subtle gold play button flex at 1:28
I don’t remember Charlie’s mum being that attractive 🥵
MysticalTree445 N LOL ME NEITHER
Bruh...lmao
She making me act up 🥵
She be looking wayyy better
She got me feelin some kinda way
Imagine a whole movie with this solid acting, it'd win Oscars.
And the amazing camera work is world class
Not to forget the incredible budget
@@professionalyusukesimp it’s genius. I million dollars budget. 20 dollar in expenses. That sound like big profit right there
Clearly
Thumbnail looks like he undid his Australian Harness
Your channel is beautiful.
Underrated
Genius
Uh oh
This is so funny
Lachlan: Hits the top of the door
Jaxon: *w* *h* *e* *e* *z* *e*
They aren’t in this video
It’s grandpa joe and Charlie
2:19
It's called a lintel, fyi
tizzer65 That’s actually super interesting. Always love learning what things are called. Thanks!
child: literally dies
oompa loompa’s: *cha cha real smooth*
*Oompa loompa doopadeedo
a wise grandpa joe once said, “Charlie buckets, my dear grandson.”
Nice Metapher
I love how they don't even act like they have a high budget
My parents: “What did you do today?”
Me: “I moved my neck once”
*Grandpa Joe, the real villain*
yes
I just watched the video and I feel it now.
Lol, in America we have an even more evil grandpa Joe. But instead of his arms and legs not working, it's just his brain and mouth that doesn't work
@@ringofasho7721 I mean everything is better then the last president
@@hanna_en_renee Inflation? Gas prices? Crime? Border crisis? I understand that you're a democrat and it's your opinion that things are better, but our economy is objectively way worse.
Grandpa - ' I've been bedridden for 45 years''
Charlie - flashes ticket*
Grandpa - 'We move at dawn biches'.
Find out the gold ticket was fake
Grandpa Joe: "paralyzed again" "I can't walk Charlie what kind of bed ridden Don't you understand!"
Lmao
“I’ve been bedridden for 20 years”
10 seconds later....
“45 years I’ve been in this one bed!”
3:56 "Bringing me a fake ticket like you're some kind of superhero!" May just be the best line I've ever heard and the execution of said line was amazing.
Family in poverty
Grandpa Joe: _"I sleep"_
Charlie gets the golden ticket
Grandpa Joe: *"Real shit?"*
Hi dio :3
Hi dio :3
Lmao
no one:
arnold playing a woman: oH ChaRlIE yOU'rE hEre
I met Jaxon again last week, when I was canvassing for the Liberal party in Muarry Bridge. I got lost and wandered down to a magnificent outback river that basked in a golden viridescence, hoping to follow it upstream to find land, when I saw him- completely naked, covered in powdered white chocolate, standing ankle-deep in the stream. The whole world in all its natural essence seemed to zoom forward on his face, as he suddenly noticed me. Upon this moment, his eyes lit up, a fiery blue- and now begins the chasing.
I ran for my life, discarding my Scott Morrison propoganda as my heart was torn asunder by Jaxon’s pursuit. I galloped, jumped, tripped and arose, before coming across an abandoned farmhouse. I decided, as any rational visitor to Australia would do, to commandeer it as my own as I hid from a 19-year-old man hellbent on cutting down his past like savage, but ultimately feeble buckwheat.
After disposing of Meredith, the old woman who resided there, with a blowtorch and some mango-scented tampons, I crawled into the dumbwaiter of the farmhouse. Even if I felt safe, by dawn I had developed several spasms in my leg inside the cramped wooden box, barely one by half a metre; and I was hyperventilating. Eventually I recalled I had on my person a book of Vietnamese army meditation techniques-I attempted to retrieve it from my back pocket post haste. But as I did, a cold, pale, wet hand, the texture of a dank sardine, gripped my arm with a sensation of passion. I was frozen in fear. Turning my head gently, I saw the face of Jaxon. Delicately, he held a Liberal party flyer, covered in his spit.
*”You forgot this, my darling”*
I am never going to Australia again.
Oh god
yes
'mango scented tampons' killed me😭
all the while standing upside down! magnificent indeed
What were the mango scented tampons for though?
Charlie: "I found a golden ticket"
Grandpa Joe: violates the Geneva convention
This made me exhale
Darcy chuckled hard at " I am bed ridden once more"
Grandpa Joe: *paralysed*
Charlie: I found this golden ticket
Grandpa Joe: *paralysis cured*
Charlie: the ticket was fake
Grandpa Joe: *paralysis 2.0*
@@lxst7602 paralysis 2: the electric boogaloo
There was a legit chocolate ad before this video started. Not even joking.
Same
You must be kidding.
bro if u watch a video about slurpies ur going to get a ad about slurpies because they think u like watching slurpy videos
That's a lie just like the white golden ticket.
It's a golden white lie.
@@TySama0 Considering 30,000 people have watched the video, it's not surprising that one person has coincidentally got an ad for chocolate. Also, as Vsauce once said, coincidences are incredibly easy to come across if you look hard enough.
“I have been bedridden for 20 years”
45 years!
darcy’s performance, it brought me to tears, i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything better
CELEBRATIONS
I love the aggressive "HOW'S MY FORM CHARLIE?" 😂
Grandpa Joe: I’ve been bed ridden for 20 years.
Also Grandpa Joe: It’s been 45 years
Character progression
I love how casually Jaxon was acting, compared to the others with accents and costumes etc.
Wins lottery ticket.
Grandpa joe: OUR lottery ticket
Grandpa before seeing ticket:
Scrawny old wrinkly grape
Grandpa after seeing ticket:
Anime old man
"I moved my head once"
Ah nice, bit of oscillation in the neck?
"Yeah it was nice"
when you been collecting disability payment for years illegally.
Way of the road
@@DastardlySnake fuckin' way she goes
"I haven't bumped my head on the wall in a long time"
Nice cover up 😂
Video ideas:
Every kid during a maths test
Every kid when the teacher walks out of the room
Or the kids in the hallway during a test
Call of duty lobbies in high school
I want to like this but it has exactly 500 likes, I can't make it 501
I love how they can't even hold back their laughter in these skits 😂
Grandpa Joe: I haven’t moved in 20 years..
Grandpa Joe five seconds later: PARKOUR
“It’s real, it says golden ticket on it.”
Damn so it really is real.
Grandpa Joe is every 5-year-old when they have to go to school
Me thinking while Lachlan is jumping:
He's gonna bump his head.
Lachlan: Bumps his head
this sent me hahaha
Me when i wake up in the morning on a school night: 'I am once again bed ridden'
I like how the mom straight up fondled the “golden” ticket in the beginning but waits to reveal the fraud
The whole thing was a ruse coz they suspected gramps was faking it
Charlie has golden ticket
Grandpa Joe's legs: It's free real estate
Charlie: Since when did you know how to skate grandpa?!
Me: Since he owned vans
Grandpa: “I have no movement in my body and cant even move my neck”
Charlie: *holds golden ticket*
Grandpa: *i like to move it move it*
Lachlan did more movement in this one video than I've done in 6 months...
“Tuck me in once more”
Lmao 😂
Me: watching this in bed
Outro: is played
Me: drops phone on face.
Jaxon: Weed
Lachlan: Cocaine
Darcy: Valium
Like how they couldn’t even be arsed to paint the ticket gold
Proper Australian effort there, any more and you get asked to leave
"I've been bed ridden for 20 years"
"20 years too long"
I knOw
Charlie: *gets a golden ticket
Grandpa Joe: *EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING* 🏃♂️🕺↖️⬆️⬇️↙️↘️
Nobody:
Charlie: mum I’m sick of chocolate
AiR Nyba how is that possible
I know right 🧐🤨
I just want Jaxon to inherit a tim-tams factory.
0:52 wAs tHAt a KNoCk oN ThE dOor
The voice cracking level is unbelievable
3:06 grandpa is still obviously not well, hes sick af
It's incredible how Darcy nailed both the role of the mom and the golden ticket
Lachlan's default "doing an accent" accent is South African, every time!
1:50 : My mum when she catches me talking sh*t about her
When ur to poor to have yellow paper:
Grandpa joe magically learnt how to skate board because at his age when he was a kid skate boards didn’t exist,grandpa joe is a wizard.
This might be one of their best videos. The acting, the stunts, the script, it’s amazing.
Should have had a line at the end saying.
"You dont even like chocolate, you're lactose intolerant Grandpa".
And that's why you should
hire me.
"the place down the road"
One of the great aussie slang phrases
back in the old days where the golden tickets were white
Matt & Ro's videos yea cos everything was black and white in the old days
And everyone had gold teeth
@@Alex-mo5fv YOu got it bro
@@drunkdunc8738 the golden aage
Matt & Ro's videos yep there was no colour just black and white
Jaxon mate youre looking in shapeeee dont think thats going unnoticed
the monotone face expressions just make it pure gold
Why does Lachlan sound exactly like he does in the salsa video?
Sammy Brosnan, Who is Lachlan? All I see is Grandpa Joe
Even the door frame couldn't stop this masterpiece
I spit my coffee out when grandpa hit his head. Haven’t laughed that hard is so long 😂
2:16 I can't tell of that was intended or not, but if not, I love how they just improved that into the scene😂😂 and the sound it made too, I'm in tears😭
"how you going father?"
"I'm good daughter i- i can't move"
When you’re trying to secretly watch the video then you just hear “DON’T HOLD BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”
Free trial: **exists**
Me: Hell Yeah!
Free trial: enter your credit card details
Me: **slowly back away**
Lol true tho
Charlie: "I found the Golden Ticket!"
Grandpa Joe: "It is today that i have decided to become an acrobatist and an athlete"
3:19 Darcy: "it's a piece of pen written on a piece of paper"
charlie: i found a golden ticket
*hands over a white ticket that says golden on it.*
his mum:*seems legit*
Me when my company asks me to come to office instead of working from home
lol
I click
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It scared me 😱
2:14 had me gripping my stomach in tears
“Here Charlie, hold this”
*Whips the jacket at Jaxon*
"I haven't thumped my head on x for a long time" said no tall person, ever.
Grandpa Joe really out here doe.
Legend has it, he's still bouncing around to this day
Better than the book and the movie.
This could have stopped so much sooner and I'm so happy it didn't. I was literally crying
OMG "He's in his usual spot" and the single-camera shoot. Genius!
the fact is, he yodelled through that whole thing and that is highly impressive
I literally watched this movie 2 days ago. Astonishing sense of timing.
Grandpa looks like the werewolf from Harry Potter, esp the hair when cycling
Professor Lupin
The end song sounds so fucking accurate at one point I can’t tell if it’s the original or not.
I can’t stop listening to it, it’s a wonder to behold.
Also Jason is quite good on the spoons.
This whole video can be described as the stages of the Travis Scott Burger.
When you first get it your excited and feel on top of the world.
Then you realize it’s just a normal burger