Woke Homophobia: Somebody Stop Dhar Mann!!

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  • @caelanconrad
    @caelanconrad  6 місяців тому +130

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    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 6 місяців тому +4

      That's a deal and a half!
      I seriously can't get over your amazing (& seriously draining & risky) work ah with Carol to show the world how people are roped into the G.C. stuff. That was really eye-opening, like I had a feeling but couldn't imagine it really was that...like that. Amazing 3-parter.
      And I'm LIVING for your "A F🚬Reacts" series. It's fun! And a great way to poke holes in the idea that "I'm not [prejudice]ist, _that_ character is!" Plus the idea of personal choices (already skewer) and the outright denial of systemic issues, nvm intersectionality. History repeats itself.
      Cheers! And sorry about the eh brainnn stuff. (I'm trying my best.)

    • @Ev-44_765
      @Ev-44_765 6 місяців тому

      question why are you acting gay?

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  6 місяців тому +5

      I’m not acting.

    • @Ev-44_765
      @Ev-44_765 6 місяців тому

      @@caelanconrad you sure bruh???????????????

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  6 місяців тому +5

      Yep.

  • @jasonclarke7557
    @jasonclarke7557 6 місяців тому +3070

    'fruits don't shoot'

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +289

      Aww darn, no more drugs?

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  6 місяців тому +524

      Amazing

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 6 місяців тому +111

      @@itzskye7074 just poppers and edibles. so.... the same.

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 6 місяців тому +27

      @@caelanconrad i mean, it's about what i figured that coach would come up with, if he sat with it for an hour or so.

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +6

      @@jasonclarke7557true 😍

  • @ccblack3983
    @ccblack3983 6 місяців тому +2050

    Gay cannot play?
    "No lay-ups for gay-uhs".
    "No three throws for queer-o's"
    "No baskests for bottoms"

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 6 місяців тому +169

      No baskets for bottoms goes hard asf

    • @RiftyLuca
      @RiftyLuca 6 місяців тому +13

      @@NearsightedNarhwal I second this

    • @Jaminux
      @Jaminux 6 місяців тому +69

      "no baskets for [f-slur]s" could ALMOST work

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 6 місяців тому +35

      I’m sorry but I’ll be saying “no baskets for bottoms” unironically the rest of the year 😂😂😂

    • @seabhactheshifty
      @seabhactheshifty 6 місяців тому +24

      Mam, would you care to make a donation to Baskets for Bottoms?

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot 6 місяців тому +1722

    The thing Dharman neglects to address in these videos is that homophobia isn't always this loud and obnoxious. In real life it's often way more subtle and discrete.
    Besides just focusing on the coach's loud homophobia, if Dharman really wanted to make something that means something, there should have also been attention brought to the homophobic tolerance of Liam's entire team. If they were really all okay with Liam being gay, why didn't they speak up? Why did they continue playing for the homophobic coach? They could've all refused to play, they could have fought back when Liam was called a "sissy boy."
    It's not just actions that are harmful to the queer community, it's inaction by self-professed allies who tolerate homophobia and allow discrimination to happen

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +145

      Does he think people go out into the streets and start screaming about how they hate the gays?? lol

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, it's insidious. It's one of those "racism doesn't exist since we elected Obama" things. If what you're going through isn't this super obvious, then some people don't believe it's happening.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 6 місяців тому +121

      My mother’s homophobia is pretending she’s accepting but telling me we don’t allow being gay in our religion. That’s subtle

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 6 місяців тому +41

      I taught English to Ukrainian refugees and one day they kept pressing me on whether I had a girlfriend so I admitted that I liked boys, and one of them laughed and said "You're young. You'll change your mind".

    • @humanperson2480
      @humanperson2480 6 місяців тому

      @@itzskye7074 I mean, that DOES also happen. I get your point, but cross-burning stone-throwing homophobia is still very much alive today.

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 6 місяців тому +933

    There's no rule that says gay can't play. 👍🏼
    Oh, wait. The supreme court just made another ruling.
    Nevermind. ☹️

    • @josephmelendez3327
      @josephmelendez3327 6 місяців тому +48

      That's the plot of Air Bud, right?

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 6 місяців тому +31

      ​@@josephmelendez3327 it's the plot of air gay

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 6 місяців тому +25

      ok, that hit a little too close to home for me. thank the stars I don't do this sport thinnnnnng
      but I do buy gay cakes, and we all know what happened there!

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@infinitivezHonestly, just near the end of Trump’s presidency, the court decided 5-4, with Gorsuch siding with the left that gays were protected from being fired from their jobs or refused housing just for being gay. It was a massive decision for gays like myself that didn’t get 1/10 the publicity the marriage decision did.
      The cake thing can be a bit difficult to understand but let me try. The bakery didn’t refuse to make one of their regular or even special order cakes for a gay couple, that would still be illegal. It refused to bake a cake with a gay slogan or gay flag or two men being married on top of it. And the court said they could refuse to do that because if they couldn’t, then it would be compelled speech. The bakery has to retain that right, even though we don’t like the result in this case, because if it doesn’t, then a Jewish bakery could be compelled to put swastikas or pro Nazi slogans on a cake.
      The current court is awful, a lot of the time, but sometimes they get it right.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 6 місяців тому

      ​@@infinitivezOoh did *you* foreshadow a segue to their video release today...

  • @Zagill
    @Zagill 6 місяців тому +1544

    "My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself" 😭

    • @eljaminlatour6633
      @eljaminlatour6633 6 місяців тому +45

      Paradox.

    • @Dipstikk
      @Dipstikk 6 місяців тому +47

      We contain multitudes?

    • @richardpapenapologist1703
      @richardpapenapologist1703 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Dipstikk LMFAO

    • @alicedeathbelle
      @alicedeathbelle 6 місяців тому +72

      ​@@eljaminlatour6633 I'm BEGGING you to learn more than second grade english. You use they for a singular person all the time without even realising. Please don't be stupid, it's not good for your health. Praying for your swift recovery 🙏

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 6 місяців тому +37

      @@alicedeathbelle Read it again, carefully

  • @Trash-Garbage-Trash
    @Trash-Garbage-Trash 6 місяців тому +956

    "So what? My dog's gay and my sister uses they/them pronouns for herself" - a literal exact quote from my sister. I don't know how you overheard that.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 6 місяців тому +92

      Your sister is still learning what a pronoun is apparently lol

    • @SpoiledMilk.D.E.C
      @SpoiledMilk.D.E.C 6 місяців тому

      I Think Your Username Suits Your Sister More Than It Suits You. 🫢

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 6 місяців тому +28

      Herself 💀

    • @Jesty.r
      @Jesty.r 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Chaotic_evil_duck hold up i swear I saw you in another comment section I forgot about, one with an eggman pfp that was being annoying

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 6 місяців тому +16

      @@Jesty.r oh yeah I remember that that guy ended up going to my channel onto one of my community posts and decided to just be a horrible person there

  • @RachelRichards
    @RachelRichards 6 місяців тому +547

    The dialogue/homophobia is so ham-fisted and melodramatic. I expect the villain to literally say, "WHAT?! YOU ARE GAY? NOW YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 6 місяців тому +35

      Honestly it's like those right wing videos but instead of an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly bigoted it's an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly gay.

    • @JacksonBalls
      @JacksonBalls 6 місяців тому +25

      God now I’m imagining a Skyrim guard arresting me while saying this😭😭😭

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 6 місяців тому +13

      @@PanAndScanBuddy In Dhar Man's defense, at least I've seen that second one happen maybe once in my life

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 6 місяців тому +17

      @@JacksonBalls "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a pike that hung down to his knees."

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 6 місяців тому +4

      Hell that would be way bette than this 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @kypaskco
    @kypaskco 6 місяців тому +376

    I'm sick of the weird morals that Dhar Mann includes in their short films on discrimination. It's always, "Well now they're successful and rich and famous, you shouldn't have picked on them!" In reality, you should never pick on gay people, and they shouldn't have to prove their worth to you to escape your harassment. Not every gay person ends up with everyone on their side, and not every homophobe gets absolutely wrecked by karma, it's way more complicated than that, and feels like Dhar Mann just crammed the concept of homosexuality into their default bullying story format. very gross, and very sad.

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 6 місяців тому +26

      more often than not, the nasty lil ones just flounce right off, to hassle another gay, another day.

    • @lunasspecto
      @lunasspecto 6 місяців тому +1

      Modern-day Horatio Alger vibes

    • @hairymcnipples
      @hairymcnipples 5 місяців тому

      I think this might be even dumber than the (sadly prevalent) idea that bigotry is bad because it's "mean" rather than because, you know, it's inherently immoral and harmful, even when what's actually happening is unintentional, or polite, or whatever.

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 5 місяців тому +3

      Moral of Dhar Mann: don't be mean to people, or else they might become rich and famous and give nothing to you

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 місяців тому +379

    If someone responded to me introducing my partner with "Can I take a picture of you two?", then I would be very suspicious.

    • @monopolizedopamine
      @monopolizedopamine 6 місяців тому +20

      Sis started seei g dollar signs. That was her big break 😂😂😂

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@monopolizedopamine I dunno.
      I kinda got a vibe like she wanted a picture to add to her "personal collection".
      Which, when it gets discovered will be her Big Break into the world of newspaper!
      But not as the byline . . . 🤨

  • @taveren1466
    @taveren1466 6 місяців тому +193

    "She uses they/them pronouns for herself" is so perfect. My parents would be nodding along.

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers 6 місяців тому +152

    Dharman clearly doesn't realise how most homophobia is covert. Like it's not a confidence that all my straight girl friends will talk for hours about their attraction to men but swiftly change the topic when I talk about women. Or just forget I am not attracted to men, assume my exes are men, and ask me if I find a man attractive and then get hurt when I'm like "no he's okay", despite knowing I'm a lesbian.
    I have had overt homophobia directed at me but most of the time it's so subtle I'm left wondering if I'm over reacting.
    A lot of my coworkers have never met my sibling, and I've only ever used gender neutral pronouns, yet they still manage to misgender them. I've even had them correct me. On my own siblings gender.

    • @TonyMurchisonArt
      @TonyMurchisonArt 6 місяців тому +5

      I think it's not so much misunderstanding as cynical attention-grabbing.
      Most English-speaking people are pro-gay rights, but in a fairly superficial way: they know and agree that it's wrong to be explicitly, violently homophobic. So, if you want to appeal to those large audiences, that is the understanding of homophobia that you want to address. Revenge fantasies of loud bigots being put in their place, and sympathy for gay people being rewarded.
      These videos get tens of millions of views with all the writing and production value of a primary school musical performance, so it clearly works - this is the kind of pro-LGBT story that sells.
      Like fast-food chains taking foreign cuisine and replacing all of the ingredients with salt and cheese, Dhar takes the aesthetic of gay liberation, replaces all of the substance with mindless displays of virtue, and sells it to a young, naive audience who don't know the real thing.

    • @lexiledger5580
      @lexiledger5580 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm sorry that your friends are not seeing you

  • @sneakysnek572
    @sneakysnek572 6 місяців тому +338

    You can really tell that Mr. Mann has never experienced homophobia in his life, because of the way he thinks homophobes act. Yes, you have the people who are loud and screaming, but those are actually a very small portion of homophobic people. It’s actually easier to ignore the loud ones, because they make themselves sound stupid.
    The ones that really sting are the people who are quiet about it. The ones who mask their disgust with disapproval. The ones who insist they’re protecting children while pushing for laws and policies that hurt us.
    I do think he’s making an effort, but the way he’s doing it is not helpful at all. It doesn’t do anything to actually draw attention to real-world issues and the feelings that real people have. And in the real world, karmic retribution isn’t something that happens. Not in the way Dhar portrays, anyway. He isn’t helping anything by saying “be nice to gay people, or else.”

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 6 місяців тому +18

      Ngl it would've been funnier if he ended his video with the message "be nice to gay people or else", would put him in a spot where he threatens his own viewers but it would've been a better message than whatever was going on in this lol

    • @Browhyyoulookin
      @Browhyyoulookin 6 місяців тому +1

      Goated comment

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 5 місяців тому

      It's so funny how the people who say they're "protecting children" are the same that are burning the earth and poisoning the sea

    • @yeetmeat2734
      @yeetmeat2734 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@UnkownWonders "Be nice to gay people! 🤗... Or else... 😐"

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 5 місяців тому

      @@yeetmeat2734 exactly what I said.

  • @lolly9804
    @lolly9804 6 місяців тому +310

    What gets me, about these movies, is how every straight ally character is weird and awkward around the gays. It's a very late 90's early 00's vibe.

    • @avalokiteshvara113
      @avalokiteshvara113 6 місяців тому +53

      That's where the center liberals and moderates are stuck LOL

    • @akisatsuki8444
      @akisatsuki8444 6 місяців тому +20

      They remind me of myself when I was in middle school and unlearning 12 years of homophobic programming 😂

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 6 місяців тому +1

      I dunno about the rest, but there's absolutely a '90s vibe about this. Still, maybe we need it. Culture has gone loony. Perhaps we need reminding of what homosexuals are.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 6 місяців тому +36

      @@greenaum I... have no idea what this means

    • @headfangs
      @headfangs 6 місяців тому +25

      @@greenaum what lmao

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 6 місяців тому +161

    The sheer laziness of this whole thing is just staggering. Can’t even be arsed to give the schools fake names, just “red team” and “blue team,” even though UCLA is namedropped repeatedly, which makes it feel less like a championship than a scrimmage.
    Dhar Mann is like a robot beamed here from the planet Capitalism.
    “You should not be mean to people!”
    That’s right, DharBot!
    “Because they might have MONEEEEEY.”
    No, DharBot, no!
    “Must abuse employees, meep morp.”

    • @akisatsuki8444
      @akisatsuki8444 6 місяців тому +13

      This comment is so underrated

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 6 місяців тому +18

      Dharbot from the planet Capitalism, someone should make a comic strip.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +13

      Now I want a T-shirt that says "No, DharBot. No!"

    • @mandarinduck
      @mandarinduck 6 місяців тому +5

      Are these even high school teams? Would players just be allowed to play for schools they don't go to?

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 5 місяців тому

      To be fair, i don't think the homophobia towards Pete was solved because he had money, but because his classmates really liked him

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 6 місяців тому +339

    Omg, the coach totally has a Grindr profile whose education is "School of Hard Knocks."

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 6 місяців тому +32

      school of hard [word that’ll get me autofiltered]

    • @aliendeathrocker
      @aliendeathrocker 6 місяців тому +3

      @@notNajimi 💀💀💀💀

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 6 місяців тому +5

      Lmaooo the way that the first thing he did was get up in the other coach’s face to brag about how he beat him like are we gonna kiss rn? 😭

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 6 місяців тому +5

      Lmao not UA-cam showing my comment and then it only showing after I make another comment making me look dumb as hell 😭

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 6 місяців тому +600

    Dhar mann is like a weird combination of someone trying but failing to send a good message, terrible storytelling, hunblebrags, and latent bigotry

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 6 місяців тому +55

      human AI

    • @gamesexpress1432
      @gamesexpress1432 6 місяців тому +19

      @@SpecialBlanket I think you’re onto something.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +13

      @@SpecialBlanket how many fingers does he have?

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 6 місяців тому +4

      Did you mean humblebrags and blatant bigotry instead of what I’m guessing is some typos?

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 6 місяців тому +6

      @@maem7462 humble brags and latent bigotry...he seems to try to be inclusive but comes across as the kind of guy who would pick of class president Gay Pete

  • @ChristopherSadlowski
    @ChristopherSadlowski 6 місяців тому +401

    My neck SNAPPED! My head whipped around so fast when I heard that one guy call the reporter "toots". The whiplash has killed me and I WILL be sending Dhar Mann my funeral bill!

    • @st4rz.of.perdition
      @st4rz.of.perdition 6 місяців тому +40

      i havent heard that word since my grandpas dog "toots" (tootsie) died an eon ago so i pictured a small sorta fat short haired white w/ tan spots mutt and was rlly confused before my brain caught up w/ me 💀

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 6 місяців тому +2

      I don't even know what that word means/gen

    • @st4rz.of.perdition
      @st4rz.of.perdition 6 місяців тому +9

      @@UnkownWonders its an older term for a woman like calling a lady a broad, its generally used in a demeaning way but can be affectionate just depends on how its used (ex. "smile more for me wouldnt ya toots?" from a stranger or peer vs "thanks for the help toots" from a partner or family member)

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 6 місяців тому +3

      @@st4rz.of.perdition I assume the demeaning way is like calling women women, but thanks I think i understand now

    • @SMACKADOOS
      @SMACKADOOS 6 місяців тому +1

      You have such a way with words, Christopher. I think you should become an author or something like that.

  • @feldu9506
    @feldu9506 6 місяців тому +389

    Instead of Gay Cannot Play :
    - No basket out of closet 🚪

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +15

      Shit that’s smart

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 6 місяців тому +2

      Nahh LOL

    • @lactofermentation
      @lactofermentation 6 місяців тому +3

      OMG. This one. This one is my favorite.

    • @TurnipWxlfie
      @TurnipWxlfie 5 місяців тому

      DANG GOOD ONE!!

    • @yourfavoritequeer
      @yourfavoritequeer 4 місяці тому

      "No dick sucker's at dicks sporting goods" a bit long but I think it works😂

  • @koii319
    @koii319 6 місяців тому +95

    Dhar mann doesnt understand that homophobes dont want to be titled as homophobes. Most homophobes will disguise their bigotry as justice, such as saying they need to “protect the children”. For example, a homophobe irl would say something on the lines of “Im okay with same sex relationships but we shouldnt teach kids about pride until they’re older!” Homophobia is so hard to eliminate when homophobes refuse to or are ignorant of their bigotry.

  • @DellaKitty50
    @DellaKitty50 6 місяців тому +237

    Can't believe they convinced Matt Walsh to be in this movie.

    • @navibc31
      @navibc31 6 місяців тому +19

      No wonder he was ready to be in a Daily Wire basketball movie

  • @breckinmeyerstan1145
    @breckinmeyerstan1145 6 місяців тому +145

    'Just rainbow shots, no rainbow thots!' 🌈

    • @thehypnosisworld
      @thehypnosisworld 6 місяців тому

      I guess I have to stop… shooting I’m not giving being a thot up!

    • @SophiaMorgan-sm6hu
      @SophiaMorgan-sm6hu 6 місяців тому +3

      This is the best one

  • @eyetooth
    @eyetooth 6 місяців тому +42

    I love how there were no consequences for the homophobic coach aggressively bullying a student. He just had to suffer the realization that his sad little rhyme wasn't actually a rule 😢

  • @bruna7534
    @bruna7534 6 місяців тому +40

    disrespecting a secretly rich person: misery, end of career, loses everything
    being a homophobe towards a teenager and actively trying to ruin his life: "oh, okay"

  • @remyost5432
    @remyost5432 6 місяців тому +90

    Why would a recruiter want the kid who showed up 5 seconds before the game was over? 😂

    • @raichutoyou
      @raichutoyou 6 місяців тому +13

      OK! Glad someone else saw that. Lemme recruit you so you can show up at the last minute.

    • @primitiverobot
      @primitiverobot 6 місяців тому +19

      because there's nothing more dramatic than sweeping in at the last minute to win the game, and he knows the gays LOVE drama. ally of the year tbh

    • @LustStarrr
      @LustStarrr 6 місяців тому

      Your logic has no place in the Dhar Mann universe! 😉

    • @kilow76
      @kilow76 6 місяців тому

      Maybe he wanted to do that the day before, but matt walsh of a coach pushed the kid out of the court.
      But that's just me being charitable 😅

  • @Malidala
    @Malidala 6 місяців тому +83

    The team that sleeps together sweeps together.... wait...

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 місяців тому +131

    2:38 Okay, why did my dumb straight ass say "Aww!" out loud at the black kid smiling at his jock boyfriend?
    Grr, no, I'm supposed to be ANGRY at a supportive, loving relationship between a jock and his love interest cheering him on from the sidelines like in EVERY HIGH SCHOOL THING EVER!

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 6 місяців тому +15

      Don’t worry I did too I thought it was so cute ❤

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, I did too. And even did a little head tilt. It was just so freakin' wholesome!
      I mean, if someone can watch that and not give a little "aww" then they have no love in their heart, no life in their spirit, no goo in their soul
      (I think the metaphor got away from me at the end there)

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 6 місяців тому

      @@JamesJoy-yc8vs Matt Walsh has a soul goo deficiency for sure

  • @jocelynbaker6718
    @jocelynbaker6718 6 місяців тому +113

    fruit can’t hoop?

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique 6 місяців тому +83

    I saw a comment that said Dharmann has never experienced homophobia.
    I'd like to not only agree with that statement, but add that he has never experienced living in the real world. How are his "films," familiar yet so incorrect? It's consistent too, and that's what scares me.
    Does he go outside? Can he pass human verification tests? Are we all experiencing a mass hallucination imagining Dharmann to be real?

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +7

      He's like the cure for the Turing Test

  • @oddie97
    @oddie97 6 місяців тому +117

    Wait I've figured out the lore, the homophobic chef is the coach's father and Ellen is the coach's son, generational trauma.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +5

      I would *definitely* watch that spin-off!
      And I want Caelan to write the theme song!
      [edited because spell check turned Caelan into Carlin]

  • @lawliet6910
    @lawliet6910 6 місяців тому +92

    Dhar’s slow narration making the game sound boring asf 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m CRYING

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +3

      I was singing along
      ("dirge-ing" along?)

    • @DeltaSixDJ
      @DeltaSixDJ 6 місяців тому +4

      That was my favourite part. It’s like he was narrating The Road.

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 6 місяців тому +5

      “The game was so intense 😐”

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 6 місяців тому +40

    I love the sexism of acting like being a cheerleader is only for women, gays, and etc. I also love the disrespect towards the hard work they do

  • @purlfox
    @purlfox 6 місяців тому +33

    10:13 Why were they all watching the game behind a chain link fence like it's an illegal underground cage fight???😭💀

    • @Therhyoulove
      @Therhyoulove 6 місяців тому +2

      Seriously, I was wondering if the game took place in the bar from roadhouse

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 6 місяців тому +65

    Ah yes, high school sports, where you can switch teams quite easily because it doesn't matter which high school you go to.

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 6 місяців тому +85

    PraegerU lobotomy might officially be a worse fate than what the Kennedys did to Rosemary.

    • @quiestinliteris
      @quiestinliteris 6 місяців тому

      The Brain Worms of Cosmic Comeuppance have struck - apparently Shark Mann as well as the Kennedys.

  • @CasualShinji
    @CasualShinji 6 місяців тому +39

    That coach has like aggressive gay magnetism; everytime a gay person or word enters within a 15-feet radius, he just angrily zooms right to it.

  • @taymustard620
    @taymustard620 6 місяців тому +124

    Caelan "carol marinara' Conrad comin with the sauce

    • @taymustard620
      @taymustard620 6 місяців тому +4

      Together?... TO GET HERE 😢

    • @Nataniahuahu
      @Nataniahuahu 6 місяців тому +7

      Went to train station and saw
      Trains Trains Trains
      What does that mean 😥

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +3

      😭😭

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 6 місяців тому

      I got the rainbow towel! 🏳️‍🌈
      ...Why'd the kid bring his own towel to school sportsball? They do provide those, I'm pretty sure. Now I'm not, actually. And Caelan ̿ (hi= c/o autocorrect) brought the rainbow, uh let's say "c'mere" towel.
      "C'mere" cos it's ME, Ellen Degeneres, famed Dhar Mann homophobe who hates Gay Pete! Right, fellow kids? Oo, why I oughta! I'm off to box a kangaroo! (Where's the "kangaroo wearing boxing gloves" emoji? Ugh probably with the war emoji, wherever _that_ ended up.)
      Edit my fingies are bad at typing. X(
      SPORTSBAAALL!

    • @cheesebatto
      @cheesebatto 6 місяців тому +3

      @@taymustard620 to get her? i hardly even know her!

  • @SmilingHorror_8D
    @SmilingHorror_8D 6 місяців тому +48

    Better phrases:
    “My ballers can’t be likin’ balls.”
    “No gays in my games.”
    “I’m not gonna let you *drag* us down.”
    “You can’t like boys and have balls”
    “I’m not gonna let you dribble balls anymore if you’re gay.”
    “Gays aren’t allowed to dribble my balls here.”
    Sorry, I just started making basket ball ball jokes. I’m sorry but not at the same time. 😂
    If y’all have any other funny things the coach could’ve said, put them in the replies.

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 6 місяців тому +3

      This is epic LOL 😂

    • @SmilingHorror_8D
      @SmilingHorror_8D 6 місяців тому

      @@mamamiaWAAAHHH Yooo! Nice profile pic.

    • @LemonHIVE
      @LemonHIVE 4 місяці тому +1

      No baskets for [F slur]

  • @vavorr
    @vavorr 6 місяців тому +50

    "My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself." im crying

  • @sarsmask
    @sarsmask 6 місяців тому +11

    13:20 "There's no rule against that. There's no rules at all. This isn't even a league, it's two teams of 30 year olds playing in a garage."

  • @dnkerbell
    @dnkerbell 6 місяців тому +52

    Dhar Mann reminds me alot of my own dad, only he doesn't make any monetary gain from me being fruity so all he gets is a free card to make bottom jokes.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 6 місяців тому +6

      Dads love it when they can make their kids the butt of a joke. Especially if the joke is ass.

    • @dnkerbell
      @dnkerbell 6 місяців тому

      @@PanAndScanBuddy "what??! I can't make jokes about my kid taking it up the arse because of woke snowflakes?!!?" uh, dad... you know we're at the dinner table right now?

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 6 місяців тому +53

    "twinks don't sink"

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 6 місяців тому +5

      That should be my new catchphrase

  • @thesourpig
    @thesourpig 6 місяців тому +33

    My favorite Star Trek The Next Generation episode was when Data pretended to be a homophobic basketball coach on the Holodeck.

  • @GuitarGuy057
    @GuitarGuy057 6 місяців тому +23

    How about "Fruit loop don't shoot hoop."?

  • @ginasalinas7892
    @ginasalinas7892 6 місяців тому +53

    You are literally my favorite person. please review more movies with gramps

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 6 місяців тому

      I second everything in this comment!

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +2

      IKR, like so material girl 💅

  • @JarredTheWyrdWorker
    @JarredTheWyrdWorker 6 місяців тому +16

    I think the most believable part of this film was when the recruiter said, "Yeah, so?" I mean, seriously. Outrage over a gay athlete is so 1980s/1990s. Today, a homophobic coach would be the remarkable part and I'd expect such a coach to get reprimanded for his actions. How long ago was this film created.
    I was going to say that this movie would be more relevant and believable today if the protagonist was trans instead of (or in addition to) gay. But then I realized that would probably only work if the protagonist was a trans woman. Most transphobes don't seem to get all up in arms about trans men in men's sports. Probably because most of them seem to forget that trans men exist altogether.

  • @joantoons
    @joantoons 6 місяців тому +43

    You gotta give dhar Mann credit for turning arguments he had with people in his head in the shower into a career of auteur filmmaking

  • @gooobop
    @gooobop 6 місяців тому +58

    Basketball, gay?? No way 🤓

    • @KingZW198
      @KingZW198 6 місяців тому +6

      That sounds like a tagline for ‘High School Musical’

    • @alpha8here
      @alpha8here 6 місяців тому +2

      @@KingZW198 EXACTLY! 🏀 💅

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 6 місяців тому +2

      @@alpha8here i read this comment at the exact same time as blue team coach said "exactly"

  • @Cricketstarenjoyer
    @Cricketstarenjoyer 5 місяців тому +8

    Hey kids, remember that just because your a bottom, that doesn’t mean you can’t be on top

    • @Nolek15
      @Nolek15 5 місяців тому +2

      YESS

  • @Pickles9999
    @Pickles9999 6 місяців тому +11

    They really pulled a "there's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball" 😂
    I love how little this movie cares about anything: basketball, queerness, characters, plot, pacing... or maybe the movie cares about those things so ineptly that it does a Lenny and squeezes them to death.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 місяців тому +28

    "Your favorite alleyway in Essex"

  • @rtk142
    @rtk142 6 місяців тому +10

    "You've never beaten me" he says in game 6 of the finals implying he's beaten him at least thrice

  • @JarredTheWyrdWorker
    @JarredTheWyrdWorker 6 місяців тому +14

    There's no rule against playing for the other team, just like there's no rule against a dog playing basketball. (Come on, someone had had to say it.)

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 6 місяців тому +2

      Unless the dog is gay

    • @Junosensei
      @Junosensei 6 місяців тому

      @@JamesJoy-yc8vs - Most dogs are gay. Systematic issue trying to keep dogs out of basketball, I think.

  • @Kaylakaze
    @Kaylakaze 6 місяців тому +8

    That "Don't mind the lumps; they're cameras" line had me rolling.

  • @Corey-dk3xi
    @Corey-dk3xi 6 місяців тому +6

    11:17 Is the most unrealistic part of this: Liam showed up late, not an iced coffee for miles

  • @Mushroomelixir
    @Mushroomelixir 6 місяців тому +18

    I remember when me and my friend were watching dhar mann and I decided to say "Wouldn't it be cool if dhar mann made a video about homophobia?"
    OH BABY WAS I WRONG

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 6 місяців тому +1

      You jinxed and cursed us into this/lhj

  • @justyourlocalcommeterd1986
    @justyourlocalcommeterd1986 6 місяців тому +10

    when dhar mann was narrating i put the video in x2 speed and he sounded almost normal, but then when i put it back to normal it geninuely sounded like he was in x0.5 speed

  • @yuuriahl
    @yuuriahl 6 місяців тому +8

    what kills me more than the kindest homophobia I've ever seen is the lack of creativity
    also posting this one when theres 696 comments so NICE

    • @yuuriahl
      @yuuriahl 6 місяців тому

      the "its ok to be gay as long as you're really good at straight things like sports" got me so good XDDD
      me and my siblings have grown up in a protestant household to a family of cisgender straight people dating as far back as we know, with blanket-Christianity on my fathers side and Roman Catholic on my mothers side, yet my parents ended up with 3 queer kids :3
      none of us were ever into traditional things like sports (except my youngest sibling but they're a lifeguard now) and me and my brother were always into drawing and art, instead of shutting down our interests my parents encouraged and nurtured our passions, and I am forever greatful to them for doing so :3

  • @sloniskotrumbera
    @sloniskotrumbera 6 місяців тому +18

    I can't wait! You're the best ❤

  • @benjaminchetty7574
    @benjaminchetty7574 6 місяців тому +5

    As a sports gay, I could rant endlessly about the craziness that is a highschool that has two separate basketball teams, but can't afford uniforms for either, and also play a best of 7 series against each other for some sort of championship.

  • @milou66
    @milou66 5 місяців тому +2

    I think his boyfriend might secretly be Nightcrawler. He appears and disappears without any discernable locomotion.

  • @sayresrudy2644
    @sayresrudy2644 6 місяців тому +10

    “vulnerable 34-yr-old high school students” 😆
    how many Oscars did this win? pure pain.

  • @maxationwithoutrepresentat2039
    @maxationwithoutrepresentat2039 6 місяців тому +7

    It's actually so funny that when he came out he "started playing for the other team".

  • @FaiaHalo
    @FaiaHalo 6 місяців тому +17

    Yay!! Another review from you to light up my day ❤❤❤

  • @TheRealHedgehogSonic
    @TheRealHedgehogSonic 6 місяців тому +6

    I had jumped the Dhar Mann ship because he did something similar with autism as an NT. Generic "I can" stories are NOT relatable to half the autists out there.

  • @EverythingHyrum
    @EverythingHyrum 6 місяців тому +10

    The jumpscare from Yousea Elae and then the nametag have my crying 😭😭 you make these awful short films so fun to watch

  • @davidmurray3542
    @davidmurray3542 2 місяці тому +1

    "This basket's for balls, not fruit" 😡

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 місяців тому +6

    "You can use whatever towel you like." Well, that sounded suggestive. Better watch out, Liam.

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 6 місяців тому +5

    Waitwaitwait, Mr. Mann *actually* called them the Blue Team and the Red Team? Couldn’t even come up with, like, Wildcats and Eagles or something generic like that?
    God, he’s such a hack.

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 6 місяців тому +5

    You can tell how important this game was by how the crowd was tiny and dead silent.
    And as a Bostonian I really enjoyed the “Boston basketball” green and white tee that was totally not Celtics merch.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 6 місяців тому +14

    🏅 the grade 8 vibes continue.

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm going to be in California for Pride this year, so I'm going to look at replacing ALL my towels, with pride flag towels. The beach towels, the gym towels, just all of them. Lol. The variety of Pride merch for good causes must be HUGE down there (or at least bigger than on this dinky little island in Canada).

  • @TacticalGamingFool
    @TacticalGamingFool 6 місяців тому +18

    If your grindr profile has no face, you cant play with balls in my space!

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 6 місяців тому +7

    I already had the bell icon 😭 don’t punish me, coach 😢🛎️

  • @dr.BACON_BABY
    @dr.BACON_BABY 6 місяців тому +10

    thank you, for saving me I was so thirsty I WAS SO
    ( algorithm comment, boosting the video)

  • @lukasvolsan3933
    @lukasvolsan3933 6 місяців тому +5

    Please do more of these! Each new episode gets better and better!

  • @RoyalGuardEziode
    @RoyalGuardEziode 6 місяців тому +4

    If homophobes were like that coach i wouldnt consider myself a minority 💀

  • @asumi_suki
    @asumi_suki 6 місяців тому +13

    i literally cant wait! i love your content💕

  • @ashroman6163
    @ashroman6163 6 місяців тому +36

    On my team, fruits can’t shoot hoops.

    • @ashroman6163
      @ashroman6163 6 місяців тому +12

      Crap, someone else already said this one. How about, “On my team, if men make you hard, you can’t be point guard”

    • @LudiosAnimations
      @LudiosAnimations 6 місяців тому +2

      @@ashroman6163 genius

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 6 місяців тому

      😅​@@ashroman6163

  • @KingNik
    @KingNik 6 місяців тому +5

    "we've never lost to them before" - half time speech of GAME SEVEN.

  • @robertkalinic335
    @robertkalinic335 6 місяців тому +6

    This Dhar Mann looks and sounds like someone that has been trapped in jinn bottle since the dawn of time and was released by some cursed internet personality who was conned to switch places with him for his three wishes.
    The way how Calen skips heartbeat every time he starts his monologues is my favorite part.
    Its like cat sensing black magic in some exorcist movie.

  • @someoddusername5677
    @someoddusername5677 6 місяців тому +5

    Thats perfect timing on my part. Woot!

  • @ThatFont
    @ThatFont 6 місяців тому +2

    As a Texan, I have a gun license and have it locked away, but I actively protest against having guns. I’m constantly wondering why I’d ever use it, especially if nobody else had guns.

  • @btarczy5067
    @btarczy5067 6 місяців тому +12

    What can I say, I think „Gay cannot play“ is a classic.
    2gay 4balls

  • @nathanielraefraughton5218
    @nathanielraefraughton5218 5 місяців тому +2

    Why does he only show up at the very last minute with no explanation? You’d think the recruiter would be more concerned about that

  • @praus
    @praus 6 місяців тому +10

    As we all know, UCLA, famously doesn’t allow gay students to attend.

  • @CrowTR0bot
    @CrowTR0bot 5 місяців тому +1

    15:47 Yousea Elae sounds like something you'd name a witness in an Ace Attorney case where the murder victim is a college administrator.

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair951167 6 місяців тому +4

    Homophobia in the real world is rarely a passion. It's rare for it to be overtly hateful. Most homophobes still want to think of themselves as good people, and are desperate to tell themselves that their behavior doesn't make them bigots.

  • @primitiverobot
    @primitiverobot 6 місяців тому +5

    broke: gay cannot play
    bespoke: NOTHIN' BUT HET

  • @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm
    @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm 6 місяців тому +5

    That "Daddy Chill" was too good. Holy shit the vocal fry 🥵🥵🥵

  • @nonodango-0
    @nonodango-0 19 днів тому +1

    "Im Gay"…."I know I saw you on Grindr yesterday, bear87 is me. Let’s go hit the shower so we can talk about the UCLA in detail."
    Idk why my head came up with this but it did.

  • @roscovb
    @roscovb 6 місяців тому +22

    The sexual tension between the coach and star boy is palpable

    • @JasonYJS_xoxo
      @JasonYJS_xoxo 6 місяців тому +2

      I think he's jealous that the boy is able to live his life more freely than him :)

  • @MrBee_55
    @MrBee_55 5 місяців тому +1

    "Lets all hit the showers" I CANT 😭😭😭

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 6 місяців тому +11

    John Recruiter

  • @StrawBerry-Bubblez
    @StrawBerry-Bubblez 6 місяців тому +1

    i saw the thumbnails and i went " FUCK YEAH, NO MORE SPORTS"

  • @CasualFox12495
    @CasualFox12495 6 місяців тому +5

    So I'm like 5 minutes into the vid and the movie ended like 3 times already!
    1) coach is bigoted after the game. Protag tells principal. Coach is fired. Roll credits.
    2) coach is bigoted in locker room. Other players know what discrimination is and report this shit. Coach fired. Roll credits.
    3) coach is bigoted in the locker room. Players know what discrimination is. Players refuse to play in solidarity. Coach is fired. Roll credits.

    • @manderly33
      @manderly33 6 місяців тому +1

      4) Coach fires star player the night before big game, for something that has nothing to do with his ability to play and is nobody’s business. BTHS Alums are furious. Coach is fired. Roll credits.

    • @30000beesinatrenchcoat
      @30000beesinatrenchcoat 6 місяців тому +1

      Casual homophobia (which is rampant) thwarts these potential endings

  • @seanrafferty6752
    @seanrafferty6752 3 місяці тому

    Nice crystals. I especially like the rounded one that has veins.

  • @johan-bq9ie
    @johan-bq9ie 6 місяців тому +5

    This is going to be great- I already know Caelan makes the best videos.

  • @I_did_poopoo
    @I_did_poopoo 6 місяців тому +2

    I swore you had 1.2 million subscribers 😮 i NEED to share your channel. Youre hillarious ❤

  • @ViAdLo
    @ViAdLo 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro showed up last minute during the final game and made 1 shot, and UCLA was like, "This is our gay."