I said to a friend “THE TWO BIGGEST PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY ARE IGNORANCE AND APATHY “. She responded “I DIDN’T KNOW THAT AND I REALLY DON’T CARE”.🙈
I live close to Indian Hills area and my wife and I loved going past the community center to read the signs and then go to breakfast in Evergreen. It was awesome to see all of these again.
Loved everyone of them. Thank you for putting some humor into this train wreck our nation is currently dealing with. Plus, thank you for remembering our fallen Service men and women!
Thanks for posting my exact same thoughts. My daughter is an Air Force widow. He was going to college between deployments to become a doctor. He was an amazing young man that we all loved so much. He’s still missed and it’s been 12 years…..
Just because they wear a uniform and a badge of a crimina gang, when they carry away your preteen daughter, to start work, it doesn't mean you are wrong to be upset.
Most of the people watching this are probably too young to remember the old Burma Shave sides along the highway. What made them unique was the fact that they were spaced out, as you read a little snippet as you drove until the final sign which finished the gag which of course always said "Burma Shave." Thirty Days Hath September April, June and The Speed Offender Burma Shave
I loved these, so please remember that mums also enjoy clever word play, and as someone already commented, no swearing included! Effing and blinding will never improve an unfunny "funny" story. Thank you, your wit and humour have started my day well.
I remember driving past this sign when I was visiting my sister in Colorado. I didnt know it was an ongoing thing at the time. I can't believe the puns are still coming, its been a few years! Somebody puts forth a lot of effort to entertain others!
What I think I like best of all these wonderful light-hearted jokes is that they don't have to be vulgar to be funny. Most "comics" these days can't get a laugh unless they swear.
I don't mind vulgarity in comedy as long as the joke does not rely on it. Red Skelton was a great man and I loved his work but I don't think it would have swayed my laughter one bit if he slipped in some profanity from time to time.
Love these "Indian Hills" and Arroyo Mexican Restaurant signs. We need more of these! My favorite was the feathers to cover duck quacks. Laughed out loud- literally and not LOL. Thanks so much for a few pleasant moments today- reading these. .
If only this whole world could think like this person doe's ,life would be so much better. Love everyone of them! Made me smile and laugh out loud ♡♡♡♡♡
Yes, this video is priceless, to say the least, lol---A mechanic said to me today he has 3 vehicles and only one is running - I instinctively and laughingly said 'Awww, that's two bad!' Yeah, these signs hit 'Home'✅with me! Thanks---(*_*)
It's only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it from being a grape!! Love these signs!! Who is the genius that thought them up? Just proves that u don't have to coarse to be funny. 😂
@@susanferguson8799 You may have replied to me rather than the jokes channel, but I'd hate to see a Grizzly Bear Berry if a Gooseberry has hairs! I love these jokes as well, lol---Here's my original, if you'd like: Where can you find a good supply of Extra Large Chicken Eggs? ...Around a bunch of Large Chickens that don't know when to quit! Ha, ha --Take Care---🤩😏
I once saw a McDonald’s across from a Chic fil A with signs taking jabs at each other. McDonald’s: You can get a chicken sandwich here on Sundays. Chic fil A: Our ice cream machine is never broken.
Sorry, that's not a good one. There's not a funny twist in it. "The fact that you don't know what you are talking about makes you a spokesman for politicians." would be an upgrade.
@@gardenjoy5223 My "twist" is the contradiction of "not knowing what you are talking about" vs. being "expert". What is your "twist"? You are simply stating the norm. How about: "I respect your right to your wrong opinions!"?
@@albertmoore4445 My twist is in the 'not knowing what you are talking about' and spokesman. Combined with politician. I do like the last one, you just gave.
@@gardenjoy5223 "He who laughs last didn't get the joke!" "If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again!" Before the wedding: "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Thou!" Five years later: A pepperoni pizza, a six-pack and a football game."
Awesome.. We all need laughter thanks for sharing❤👍 I was on the phone recently trying to make room reservation for Father's day at a casino that sent me a complimentary 3days the young lady that was helping me told me she's a new employee and asked me to be patient with her. I could tell she was having a bad day. She said sir since you haven't been here before I have to make you a profile and without missing a beat, I said do you want me to look left or right. She busted out laughing and said thank you so much you just made my day.❤👍🙏🌿💐
A few repeats but still thoroughly enjoyable. many thanks, also from "down under". Take care. JUST thought of one I saw recently - preacher in a church pulpit on a cold, wet, miserable rainy day - "Those that are praying for rain, we're impressed. Please stop!" Enjoy.
There is a pub just outside of Richmond, London that had a blackboard stand outside with new funny messages on it each week. The two I remember (roughly) are 1 Real ales sold her because no great story starts with "well I was having a glass of water when suddenly.....". 2 Real home cooked meals because fatter people are harder to kidnap. We looked forward to reading them on our way home from working at Richmond market every sunday.
Years ago I saw a bunch of signs where the word "pass" had the letter "I" placed over the letter "A." Lol. Whoever did it took some time doing such a thing. It would read "Piss with care." "Keep right except to piss." "Left lane for pissing only." "Do not piss." "No pissing zone." And so on. 🤣😂 Whoever did it was determined and had lots of time on his hands.
@@LillianMNowak IKR? I was the same way. I was looking forward to seeing the next sign. Whoever did this took some time and put some effort into his prank.
An old house on my jogging route had a 'To Let' sign outside it. Some wit had painted an 'I' between the words.The house remained unoccupied for a long time.
Now, every time I go past a no passing sign or a sign with "pass" on it I think about it. I'd wonder how long it stayed that way before somebody came and fixed it? Lol. I know of a church where the steeple has a hand pointing a finger up.👆I often thought about somebody going up there and replacing it with this one.🖕
@@topsouter Dang, I'm sorry to hear that. Mine didn't start until I was in my 50's and I thought I couldn't live with it, but decided not to kill myself and just live with it. LOL
That is excellent use of a sign board, and whoever is doing the writing has a very good head on their shoulders. It looks like a beautiful place, and I take it someone is happy where their at.
I had a book back in the early 2000's that was all wittisims and puns like this. Don't remember where i bought it and it was lost in several moves. I kept it in the guest bathroom. They laughed their butts off in there!! True story!!!
Cudos to the person or persons who provide these pearls of wisdom to the motorists driving past and please continue to make our lives just that bit brighter
I, uh, thought I was just going to come back for a good nostalgic laugh. Then I remembered my dad was the one who shared these with me before he passed away, so I’m . . . going to have to navigate away. Sorry. Thanks for the memories anyway.
I said to a friend “THE TWO BIGGEST PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY ARE IGNORANCE AND APATHY “. She responded “I DIDN’T KNOW THAT AND I REALLY DON’T CARE”.🙈
Pretty good. 😁
Another major problem is illness and sleep deprivation.
We're sick and tired of it.
Good one!
Priceless!
@@freethebirds3578I have often said that I am sick and tired of being sick and tired😂
I lived in the foothills west of Denver for 30 years. We would drive out of our way just to read his sign. Big thanks for making our days more fun.
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I live close to Indian Hills area and my wife and I loved going past the community center to read the signs and then go to breakfast in Evergreen. It was awesome to see all of these again.
When we lived up there, I would pass this Rec Center often on the way to work. There were no funny signs back in the early 2000's
@@pinrestore They turned into a autobody shop in the early 2000's..."The Wreck Center"
If you live in the foothills, it must be hard to get ahead!
The " if money dosen't grow on trees then why do banks have branches" was deep..... unlike my pockets.
deep pockets can also be empty.......... :oD
My friend gave me a free "air-guitar" ............ No strings attached .
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At least you’ll never miss a note.
Loved everyone of them. Thank you for putting some humor into this train wreck our nation is currently dealing with. Plus, thank you for remembering our fallen Service men and women!
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Thanks for posting my exact same thoughts. My daughter is an Air Force widow. He was going to college between deployments to become a doctor. He was an amazing young man that we all loved so much. He’s still missed and it’s been 12 years…..
@@barbarastedillie1336 I salute his memory!
MSgt. USAF Ret...
At first glance, I thought the train was derailing ….sorry😂
Trump is going to put these on the White House lawn... wouldn't that lighten the tension.
Do not bury yourself in your work... Specially if you're a cement worker, or a grave digger.
Whoever comes up with these phrases, is a certified comic genius!
Must be a Canadian. Check the spelling.
Comic genius ? No just childish & stupid.
Or certifiable
@@michaelarmbruster586 they have my certification!
The man behind the signs is Vince Rozmiarek
Truly the best 6 minutes I've spent on you tube! MORE PLEASE!
Soon another video with different signs
You have obviously not spent enough time on UA-cam.
@@andersnilsson973 Opinions! In my humble one I've spent Far Too Much Time on you tube!
'Just because you're offended doesnt mean you're right'. Maybe that one should be taught in schools 😊
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Or, just because you're offended doesn't mean I give a shit.
T-shirt worthy!
Make it a bumper sticker.
Just because they wear a uniform and a badge of a crimina gang, when they carry away your preteen daughter, to start work, it doesn't mean you are wrong to be upset.
Most of the people watching this are probably too young to remember the old Burma Shave sides along the highway. What made them unique was the fact that they were spaced out, as you read a little snippet as you drove until the final sign which finished the gag which of course always said "Burma Shave."
Thirty Days
Hath September
April, June
and The Speed Offender
Burma Shave
I think I remember those,,,
I loved those Burma Shave signs !
There is a whole book of the Burma Shave adds they were great!
@@StanKirk-w8x Are you talking about the book "Verse by the Side of the Road" which I just found on Amazon?
Oh, yes! Forgot about those. They were so fun.
My oculist fell into his lens grinding machine. He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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"Never goose a ghost. All you'll get is a handful of sheet."
Love the messages!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 Spooky one!
As a military and law enforcement veteran I truly appreciated the one about answering the call
I used my wife’s to do list to roll a joint. I’ve never been so high on her list of priorities.
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Bwaahaahaa 🤣😂🤣😭
These people have a REAL sense of humor.
Was having a so-so day, and then I ended up here. That so-so day turned into some good laughs and a much better feeling than when I began this video.
Susan: 1 mint tea bag a day brewed and consumed will banish bad days.
These signs...makes people smile. Please don't stop😊😊😊
I recently found out that exit signs are on the way out.
Glad to see someone's sense of humor is going strong. Awesome 😂🤣😅😆😁❤
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician
Perfect! I had been seeing a lot of negative and downright mean comments and
boom! - yers broke on through. Will tell to the deserving!~~~🌝
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Don't care if they were new or not. Most were very clever, especially Dav and the id. Hugely enjoyable well done.
These sign people are weird…and very punny.
youtube.com/@ashlynjosephs
I used to drive by this sign almost every day on my way home. So cool to still be able to see it. THANKS 👍
Dude! Dude! Gotta say, some of the best, intelligently presented puns ever. Thank you!
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Sales in a bike shop come and go in cycles.
A bankrupt baker kneads dough.
The best tree pun I ever heard (read) was in an Archie comic from the 1970s - "I Pine Fir Yew, and Balsam".
I loved these, so please remember that mums also enjoy clever word play, and as someone already commented, no swearing included! Effing and blinding will never improve an unfunny "funny" story.
Thank you, your wit and humour have started my day well.
Love those folks at Indian Hills. Punning it up all the time!
I remember driving past this sign when I was visiting my sister in Colorado. I didnt know it was an ongoing thing at the time.
I can't believe the puns are still coming, its been a few years!
Somebody puts forth a lot of effort to entertain others!
Very clever, thanks for making me smile, love from Scotland 🏴 ❤
'I have a chicken proof lawn...it's impeccable!' 🤣🤣👍🇬🇧
Termite enters a tavern and asks, is the bar tender here???
Boom tish
How refreshing: humour, clever, observational, some amusing, some rib-ticklin', but none vicious, vulgar, political ❤😅😂
Amen to that.
@@lynderherberts2828
Awe you just wrecked it.
What I think I like best of all these wonderful light-hearted jokes is that they don't have to be vulgar to be funny. Most "comics" these days can't get a laugh unless they swear.
Yeah but you have to admit that bums and tits are still hilarious
Yea, but, flatulence . . . Damn spell check, I was gonna say someptin else.
I don't mind vulgarity in comedy as long as the joke does not rely on it.
Red Skelton was a great man and I loved his work but I don't think it would have swayed my laughter one bit if he slipped in some profanity from time to time.
Yeah but comics who don’t swear just don’t give a sh!t
Someone has always got to come plain
Love these "Indian Hills" and Arroyo Mexican Restaurant signs. We need more of these! My favorite was the feathers to cover duck quacks. Laughed out loud- literally and not LOL. Thanks so much for a few pleasant moments today- reading these. .
Soon more funny signs
@@tipsment Stop killing buffalo for their wings!
There are many more if these from Carroll county veterinary clinic
@@patwatkins4757 soon i have video for carroll country
that was literally the worst one
Thank you whoever is responsible
Thank you for uploading something light-hearted and fun. It is great change from the ongoing bad news in today's world.
If only this whole world could think like this person doe's ,life would be so much better. Love everyone of them! Made me smile and laugh out loud ♡♡♡♡♡
Yes, this video is priceless, to say the least, lol---A mechanic said to me today he has 3 vehicles and only one is running - I instinctively and laughingly said 'Awww, that's two bad!'
Yeah, these signs hit 'Home'✅with me!
Thanks---(*_*)
LMAO😅😂😅
@@marlinwinter2538
Thanks - Three Laffies made my day!
1ha 2ha 3ha
Awesome wit
It's only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it from being a grape!!
Love these signs!! Who is the genius that thought them up? Just proves that u don't have to coarse to be funny. 😂
@@susanferguson8799 You may have replied to me rather than the jokes channel, but I'd hate to see a Grizzly Bear Berry if a Gooseberry has hairs! I love these jokes as well, lol---Here's my original, if you'd like: Where can you find a good supply of Extra Large Chicken Eggs?
...Around a bunch of Large Chickens that don't know when to quit! Ha, ha --Take Care---🤩😏
Here is my joke:
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.
BUT ONLY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH!
Brilliant, I love people with a sense of humour....it seems to be going out of fashion. Well done to the author. 👏👏😁💕
Penny from Christchurch. 🇬🇧
Of course it’s going out of fashion because someone somewhere will be offended and that’s a crying shame
I once saw a McDonald’s across from a Chic fil A with signs taking jabs at each other.
McDonald’s: You can get a chicken sandwich here on Sundays.
Chic fil A: Our ice cream machine is never broken.
😄😆
Thanks for the smiles and laughs. I love the first one.
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"The fact that you don't know what you are talking about does not make you an expert."
Sorry, that's not a good one. There's not a funny twist in it.
"The fact that you don't know what you are talking about makes you a spokesman for politicians." would be an upgrade.
@@gardenjoy5223 My "twist" is the contradiction of "not knowing what you are talking about" vs. being "expert".
What is your "twist"? You are simply stating the norm.
How about: "I respect your right to your wrong opinions!"?
@@albertmoore4445 My twist is in the 'not knowing what you are talking about' and spokesman. Combined with politician.
I do like the last one, you just gave.
@@gardenjoy5223 "He who laughs last didn't get the joke!"
"If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again!"
Before the wedding: "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Thou!"
Five years later: A pepperoni pizza, a six-pack and a football game."
100% applicable to news media. "Experts say..."
Very clever, truly witty and most amusing !!!!! Here's one to add to it. My rights don't end where your feelings begin.
You are trying to claim that your rights operate in my sovereign space? GTFO. Idiot.
Awesome.. We all need laughter thanks for sharing❤👍 I was on the phone recently trying to make room reservation for Father's day at a casino that sent me a complimentary 3days the young lady that was helping me told me she's a new employee and asked me to be patient with her. I could tell she was having a bad day. She said sir since you haven't been here before I have to make you a profile and without missing a beat, I said do you want me to look left or right. She busted out laughing and said thank you so much you just made my day.❤👍🙏🌿💐
You're a kind man.
I drive by this sign all the time I absolutely love it.
Luck you!
Lucky you,
I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in 10 did
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A few repeats but still thoroughly enjoyable. many thanks, also from "down under". Take care.
JUST thought of one I saw recently - preacher in a church pulpit on a cold, wet, miserable rainy day - "Those that are praying for rain, we're impressed. Please stop!" Enjoy.
Thanks. 😄🤣😂
And for today’s sermon, please turn to Genesis 7
Saw on a church sign years ago: Ch Ch means nothing unless you are in it.
I know all about mixing concrete, It ain't hard.
Laughed and giggled the entire time! Thanks for making my day🤣
There is a pub just outside of Richmond, London that had a blackboard stand outside with new funny messages on it each week. The two I remember (roughly) are 1 Real ales sold her because no great story starts with "well I was having a glass of water when suddenly.....". 2 Real home cooked meals because fatter people are harder to kidnap. We looked forward to reading them on our way home from working at Richmond market every sunday.
Here in Florida we have one : "Your wife is HOT! Get the A/C fixed!
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That was fun somebody out there is really clever with the signs 😊👍
As a kid driving with my family to South Dakota, the Burma Shave signs were always fun to see. Great video!
Great. I saw only one badly faded and peeled. As mentioned in a novel I looked them up. Great. Seems soldiers would post them in other countries also.
Great viewing in the movie 'The World's Fastest Indian - 2005), enjoy.
The Sit N Bull Saloon is right across the street.... A classic as well.
Years ago I saw a bunch of signs where the word "pass" had the letter "I" placed over the letter "A." Lol. Whoever did it took some time doing such a thing. It would read "Piss with care." "Keep right except to piss." "Left lane for pissing only." "Do not piss." "No pissing zone." And so on. 🤣😂 Whoever did it was determined and had lots of time on his hands.
Oh My!! You had me laughing out loud!!😂😂 Too Funny!
@@LillianMNowak IKR? I was the same way. I was looking forward to seeing the next sign. Whoever did this took some time and put some effort into his prank.
An old house on my jogging route had a 'To Let' sign outside it. Some wit had painted an 'I' between the words.The house remained unoccupied for a long time.
@@rog66m Lololololol. Good one.
Now, every time I go past a no passing sign or a sign with "pass" on it I think about it. I'd wonder how long it stayed that way before somebody came and fixed it? Lol.
I know of a church where the steeple has a hand pointing a finger up.👆I often thought about somebody going up there and replacing it with this one.🖕
IN MY VIEW
I loved the signs. They make you laugh out loud and warm your heart.
I used to be undecided but now I'm not so sure.
I used to think I was perfect until I realized that I was conceited
That's a good one!
That person has a high IQ. *Brilliant* 😂😂😂
The person that said money doesn't grow on trees never owned an orchard.
The tinnitus one had me crying 🤣🤣
I have tinnitus, and I loved that one. That's one I can relate to.
@@williamfaulkner1959 Yep know that one, I too have that high pitch sound. Hit my head as a 12 year old and that was it
@@topsouter Dang, I'm sorry to hear that. Mine didn't start until I was in my 50's and I thought I couldn't live with it, but decided not to kill myself and just live with it. LOL
Me too
They should end the tinnitus pun with this comment: "It was earitating."
I watched this 7 months ago . . . I still LOVE it!!! Pearls of wisdom, educational, humorous truth in an insane world.
Thank you for this.
Deleted all my German contacts from my Cell Phone, It's now Hans Free
I love these ! They are proper Dad jokes and a really lovely thing to do 😂
Good way to start your day with some funny but clever signs!
Corduroy pillows : they're making headlines !
I'd like to see a video of someone saying puns to people who hate puns because there are literally people who get angry when they hear puns.
What great puns. Someone has a great sense of real comedy. 👍❤️
True story: I personally knew a native American Indian by the name of Johnny Too Late. He was studying mortuary sciences...
Absolutely the best puns I've ever seen!
That is excellent use of a sign board, and whoever is doing the writing has a very good head on their shoulders. It looks like a beautiful place, and I take it someone is happy where their at.
These puns help me teach English as a second language.
Thank you.
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We need doses of humor especially in these days.
"I got a pizza for my wife. Best trade I ever made."
Reminds me of the guy who went into the auto spares depot. "I'd like a new gas cap for my Lada". Assistant: "OK, that's a fair deal".
We need more of this and less of what's currently going on in our society today. Hip hip hooray!!! Bring back humor!!!!!!!!!
As a fellow who likes Puns, these were very enjoyable
Made my day to see the world in words unsaid!
Am really surprised no one has brought back signs like Burma Shave was known for.
Because some idiot is going to get offended and sue them. Just another note on where our nation is headed. No pun intended or written. ;)
5:38 Thank you for including this one ❤. The rest had me really chortling: funniest and cleverest I’ve seen!
I had a book back in the early 2000's that was all wittisims and puns like this. Don't remember where i bought it and it was lost in several moves. I kept it in the guest bathroom. They laughed their butts off in there!! True story!!!
I live in Colorado... Our weather changes every 10 minutes, whether you like it or not😂
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I chuckled through the entire video. It was wonderful!
Excellent. These signs really brightened my day. Well done to those who thought these up; very clever. Good wishes from UK.
Too funny! Amazing sense of humor.
These are the funniest and most creative ones of ever seen! Thank you for your talent and brightening my day!!!
These are fantastic, what a great way of brightening a day..
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Someone is extremely clever 😂😂😂
These guys, or or maybe just "this guy" has a great mind.
These are always funny and I also enjoy looking at the seasons change in the background.
You noticed that too? Interesting!
I take the long way home thru Indian Hills just to see what new funny quip is posted.
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Thanks for putting some humor into this crazy time.loved them all 💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍😄😄😄
Love these! Most funny, but love the military message. Thanks for remembering our fallen! ❤
These are so much fun! Hats off to the PunMaster❤ I wonder how many cars laughed their way into the ditch trying to read these....❤❤❤❤
Cudos to the person or persons who provide these pearls of wisdom to the motorists driving past and please continue to make our lives just that bit brighter
Enjoyed all these puns - and they were "clean" and funny.
I, uh, thought I was just going to come back for a good nostalgic laugh. Then I remembered my dad was the one who shared these with me before he passed away, so I’m . . . going to have to navigate away. Sorry. Thanks for the memories anyway.
I needed to smile - A big THANKS! Clever as hell!
Used to drive past this sign daily to & from work. Love it.
In this crazy world of pandemic, runaway inflation n outlandish politics this is a breath of fresh air. Thank you!
Pittsburgh Penguins' pre-season camp out went well other than a little grumbling from the Malkin tent.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went after it set...then it dawned on me.
Those were outstanding!!!!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🥰
Someone in Colorado has a talent for double talk. Congratulations.