Dirty Anteater - TFP 16

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 132

  • @nicholasclaassen1523
    @nicholasclaassen1523 Рік тому +18

    Thanks guys, the superintendent of my project asked what I was listening to as I was laughing so hard that I was crying. So I had to casually dropped some anteater knowledge on him. Safe to say we don't have the same sense of humour and I'm pretty sure my name moved to the top of the list for early redundancy. Keep it up, another great frickin episode

  • @paulherman5822
    @paulherman5822 Рік тому +9

    On a positive note about anteaters: their saliva cures UTIs, so when they're tonguing you, there's health benefits.😂 Allegedly.

  • @WhiskyBeard
    @WhiskyBeard Рік тому +22

    Jarred's chicken sandwich still going twelve weeks strong 😤

  • @zakattack653
    @zakattack653 Рік тому +2

    I made a mistake. I may or may not have left this playing in my squad car while on duty with the windows down. while I was making my rounds I noticed a small family group standing near car staring at it and laughing. My heart sank because I realized that I had left this playing and it was you guys mentioning any eaters shoving tongue down dicks. The dad and son we’re laughing hysterically but the wife looked like she was about to vomit. Needless to say it was a very awkward conversation. Keep up the great work it helps my days go by when I listen to this.

  • @JtArticle15
    @JtArticle15 Рік тому +5

    Them Ant Eaters are pure rascals!

  • @nubbyfresh5623
    @nubbyfresh5623 Рік тому +7

    Caleb, sword fighting is called HEMA (historical European martial arts) and it's a lot of fun

  • @mr.ballenslikebutton
    @mr.ballenslikebutton Рік тому +2

    You can't get a capybara, you already have too many bobcats.

  • @KoltenAlan
    @KoltenAlan Рік тому +6

    Ive spent 30 years lookin for friends with the same random ideas, inventions, and fucked humor as myself. And now theirs a podcast hosted by two shared souls. Please post more a week i listen at work and can only not kill myself once a week so far

    • @Copenboro
      @Copenboro 3 місяці тому

      Well keep looking bucko. Para social relationships involving people you've never met and don't know you exist sounds the schizo opening scene for a Dahmer sequel series starring you lol

  • @robertsimmons1926
    @robertsimmons1926 Рік тому +7

    Y’all need to calm down hahaha I had my window down in my driveway for the ant eater intro… needless to say my 68 year old neighbor will never look at me the same again 😂😂 love you guys!!

  • @apelly7018
    @apelly7018 Рік тому +3

    Another killer episode 🤣 I was almost late to work because I couldn’t stop laughing, literally in the parking lot crying because I was laughing so hard for atleast 15 minutes after hearing about the ant eater facts 🤣

  • @RedBeard1620
    @RedBeard1620 5 місяців тому

    fun fact, anteaters have pretty bad eyesight and long claws, so their go-to method when they feel threatened is to stand upright and hold both upper limbs out and use their claws to slash/stab anything that gets close. Keep in mind they use those claws to break into termite mounds which are said to be about the same density as stucco walls.

  • @zapy96
    @zapy96 Рік тому +5

    I always forget this comes out Tuesday then get hype af when I open UA-cam and see it 😂 another amazing episode

  • @diaseph
    @diaseph Рік тому +3

    I'd love to have a Yard Jack. Do you ship him across states?

  • @cheesecakes4
    @cheesecakes4 Рік тому +7

    Tfp never fails to put a smile on my face 😂😂

  • @BigPapaSamuel
    @BigPapaSamuel Рік тому +3

    The episodes keep getting better and better keep up the good work

  • @Whiskey_Tits_Mcghee
    @Whiskey_Tits_Mcghee Рік тому +2

    The anteater part being animated, would be great.

  • @tylerrobertst-rob1731
    @tylerrobertst-rob1731 Рік тому +3

    Just had some pie, now time for this episode!

  • @ExHavic
    @ExHavic Рік тому

    See. We are now adding an ant eater to the pain Olympics

  • @randomtiger8406
    @randomtiger8406 Рік тому +2

    39:42 There's a HEMA school in austin.

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Рік тому +2

    My favorite podcast. Please don't quit.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Рік тому +2

      Honestly, Jared has grown on me. Caleb will always be bae and make me giggle. It's like when you grow up in a small town, if a good friend/person like Caleb is hanging around a stranger like Jared, he must be a good guy. Florida is getting wild, I might move out to Texas to see if I can bump into Rogan, Donut, Demo Matt, coffee Matt, etc.

  • @BarnesWelding0609
    @BarnesWelding0609 Рік тому

    The numbers should be going up! Y'all are getting in the zone now, and funny as frick!

  • @brendinbeckstead9509
    @brendinbeckstead9509 Рік тому +3

    These two are a match made in heaven

  • @xtripboomx4058
    @xtripboomx4058 Рік тому +1

    It’s time for pie fricken helll yeahhhh

  • @jonathanartiga7482
    @jonathanartiga7482 Рік тому +3

    Once again you guys made me laugh like a hyena! Good work fellas!

  • @SpicyColdCUTS
    @SpicyColdCUTS Рік тому +1

    Only reason I enjoy Tuesdays.

  • @khitai8227
    @khitai8227 Рік тому +1

    Masamune is the legendary sword maker of Japan

  • @brewski2010
    @brewski2010 Рік тому +1

    Don't put the Ani-Man (Animal Human) Translator App up to a horse while it is making Horse-Fi. You might hear some scary shit.

  • @yeeyeebrudderz8629
    @yeeyeebrudderz8629 Рік тому +2

    This podcast is criminally unpopular, more people need to get to this shit

  • @bakearound7404
    @bakearound7404 Рік тому +1

    Urban rescue ranch Uncle Ben in waco has a few capybaras. You can see if he needs some rehomed. That being said, dont eat them. Imagine rodent meat that tastes like muddy catfish.

  • @brooksrange4242
    @brooksrange4242 Рік тому

    I was watching this while getting a tattoo and had to stop when they got to the ant eater part because I was laughing so much I was moving.

  • @hUnTnlolz24
    @hUnTnlolz24 Рік тому

    They have entire giant sky scraper claw machines over entire city’s to just repo cars 😂

  • @jody2965
    @jody2965 Рік тому

    I can't help but think that having a super doody on the second floor so that the huge bowl shows through the ceiling below could be an interesting flex

  • @MrBabydeke
    @MrBabydeke Рік тому +1

    Great way to start the frickin week!

  • @is2ismysenpai
    @is2ismysenpai Рік тому +1

    Thumbnail goes hard asf

  • @Allen338LM
    @Allen338LM Рік тому +1

    Time.for pie and piss and a lot a bit of laughter

  • @bamfomet
    @bamfomet Рік тому

    I’ll never look at anteaters the same 😂

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому

    I hope the guy that ended the enemy with a toaster had a line afterward, like, "sorry you had to pop up, dead". Or, "light, or extra crispy?" I dunno, I'm struggling but there has to be a good one out there...

    • @tristanbradford9692
      @tristanbradford9692 9 місяців тому

      If they threw it in the tub with them they could say “oh man…. I forgot to change the toast setting and now it’s too crisp” or something like that

  • @bradleydanek3958
    @bradleydanek3958 11 місяців тому

    They are building a buc ees an hour away from me here in Wisconsin and i will 100% drive that to go there.

  • @TimMoore-gv7hu
    @TimMoore-gv7hu Рік тому +1

    On the topic of zoo books 23:00 their used to be a porno mag called zoo here in Australia so I can see Always time for pie zoo books being successful

  • @coreychapman45
    @coreychapman45 Рік тому

    My tow truck has a super doody on it and the flusher is a big ol grape vine frick yeah!!

  • @fattywithafirearm
    @fattywithafirearm Рік тому +1

    I drive from OKC to Denton to go to Buc-ees from time to time. Short motorcycle trip. But OKC needs a Buc-ees. We have I40, I35, and I44 in 1 location. But Buc-ees says OKC doesnt have enough traffic. My ass

  • @LanceCorporal_Waffles
    @LanceCorporal_Waffles Рік тому +1

    IS IT THAT TIME OF THE WEEK, AGAIN? IS IT TIME FOR PIIIEEEE??

  • @cegda5886
    @cegda5886 Рік тому

    Caleb, you walk in a circle with the Husafell stone.

  • @thomashawkM855
    @thomashawkM855 Рік тому

    2:18 it’s a “TRAVEL STOP”

  • @BarneyFife1776
    @BarneyFife1776 8 місяців тому

    Sir William Marshal would disagree about Europeans not having any sword fighting experience; he could’ve killed future King Richard the Lionheart (yes, the one from the 3rd Crusade), but Richard begged for his life and William later served under Richard/was spared because he honorably served his father who was the king at the time when Richard was trying to overthrow him.

  • @martinaune6784
    @martinaune6784 Рік тому +1

    Norwegian here! I can be your ambassador! 😎🍻

  • @bullie86
    @bullie86 Рік тому

    1:03:43 no no, we’re listening. Keep going.

  • @messy_jessi_
    @messy_jessi_ Рік тому

    For the love- get an animator to create this anteater bit 😜
    And what about a therapeutic massage with hot salt?? Exfoliating and warming

  • @joshgoza3421
    @joshgoza3421 Рік тому +2

    Boys, this one went off the rails hahahaha.. I'm frickin here for it

  • @kode5179
    @kode5179 Рік тому +1

    I feel like super dooty should be the company name and they should have multiple models. The classic, the F1-Shitty, the poostang GT, and the FPoo-50 King Ranch, just to name a few of the top selling models 😮‍💨🤝🏼

    • @kode5179
      @kode5179 Рік тому +1

      Yes, you should make some shirts with these names and graphics of the most pimped out toilets (I don’t want a percentage of the profits but I’d be happy to meet y’all and the rest of the guys) 🙃

  • @edsjourney5536
    @edsjourney5536 Рік тому

    You have to add a 10 second pause before the flush so you can admire your artwork or take a photo.

  • @kevinkearney902
    @kevinkearney902 Рік тому

    Two walks in today, both beating normal times and getting home before the 30min marks.
    Frickin ant eaters probably eat kidney stones from the source.

  • @rawfotra926
    @rawfotra926 Рік тому

    Happy happy Joy Joy. Time for pie powdered toast and whiskey.

  • @hedleymongo122
    @hedleymongo122 Рік тому

    You guys are comedic gold. 😂😂😂

  • @reanukeevesau
    @reanukeevesau Рік тому +2

    Get Drago on the TFP podcast ASAP!!

  • @arfam2680
    @arfam2680 Рік тому +1

    No, he went out of his way to go to Busey’s

  • @kmartinquadeuce
    @kmartinquadeuce Рік тому

    Introducing Horse Toilets new Super Doody Long Bowl Stepside Dually 1 Ton! Now fully electric with navigation and a state of the art regenerative exhaust!!! Horse Toilets, tough as horseshit!

  • @bakearound7404
    @bakearound7404 Рік тому +1

    Just go to the Dam store? Is that place still open? It's closer, and has great sandwiches and tacos.

  • @nubbyfresh5623
    @nubbyfresh5623 Рік тому +3

    Oh my God I would love to have Drago on the podcast. That would be an insane episode! The dude is a living fucking legend and a total badass!!!!!

  • @cvro828
    @cvro828 Рік тому +3

    You 2 seem like the guys that would egg a house... but with baby chickens.

  • @Jami-Frankie
    @Jami-Frankie Рік тому

    I have a request for a topic? What’s the craziest bar fight you’ve witnessed?

  • @vanquish6369
    @vanquish6369 8 місяців тому

    Title of your self help zoo book “How to defeat the animal that’s Raping you”

  • @yokaioni7863
    @yokaioni7863 Рік тому

    Caleb they do have knight showdowns just look up full armor knights fighting

  • @604cpr
    @604cpr 8 місяців тому

    Of course Caleb’s shirt is sold out

  • @bakearound7404
    @bakearound7404 Рік тому +1

    I cant tell s Caleb needs a bonk or the ant eaters

  • @Ceasefirestories1776
    @Ceasefirestories1776 Рік тому

    You guys need to make these skits into an animated series😂

  • @rkskdevildog1218
    @rkskdevildog1218 Рік тому

    I want the Hot Salt Foot commercial. 😩😩

  • @KingLuluzk
    @KingLuluzk Рік тому +1

    I live in Pawnee bout an hour and a half from y'all.... There's nothing around us worth going to... We back road it everywhere to go to big towns... I'll drive to San Antonio backroading just for IHOP 😂... Don't knock road trips to get food 🤘

  • @dob652010
    @dob652010 Рік тому

    Caleb shows up to a ren fair and just fucks everybody up

  • @jaws013
    @jaws013 11 місяців тому

    Did I watch the ad and prove my love?

  • @tommyblueeyes6892
    @tommyblueeyes6892 Рік тому

    Try the Norwegian ant eater sauce. It’s great on BBQ

  • @TexasJack-l8y
    @TexasJack-l8y Рік тому +1

    Let’s go boysssssss

  • @caffeine_canine367
    @caffeine_canine367 9 днів тому

    Do we ever make through an episode with mentioning horses?

  • @hayatofury8580
    @hayatofury8580 Рік тому +1

    What happened to the boat ramp show?🤣😂

  • @lostbee8368
    @lostbee8368 Рік тому +1

    Heather for slowmo add

  • @michaelgillard808
    @michaelgillard808 Рік тому +1

    Frick yeah is going to be a good piss drinking morning

  • @Deeeeeeeezzzzz855
    @Deeeeeeeezzzzz855 Рік тому

    15:50 it’s gonna be fucking awesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @putthewrath9450
    @putthewrath9450 Рік тому

    I bet Heather would do the Hot Salt commercial

  • @suspenc34
    @suspenc34 Рік тому +1

    frick yeah

  • @ryanlong4021
    @ryanlong4021 11 місяців тому

    I skipped the adds because I already use hot salt and buy killcliff lol

  • @tristanconnolly5675
    @tristanconnolly5675 Рік тому +1

    Nice.

  • @calebzentz2077
    @calebzentz2077 Рік тому

    We need Drago on TFP!!!!!

  • @johncasseigh2385
    @johncasseigh2385 Рік тому

    Late night PIE ❤
    Been a long day guys. Wasn't morning pie this time.

  • @MadMan_123
    @MadMan_123 18 днів тому

    In my opinion romans had the best swords.

  • @6catsinacoat781
    @6catsinacoat781 7 місяців тому

    Forrest Galante is your brologist.

  • @willbloodworth2992
    @willbloodworth2992 Рік тому +1

    Frick yeah what better podcast to drink some piss to

  • @domshooter934
    @domshooter934 Рік тому

    arent there coffee recipes that use salt? Heather may have a new bitter barista video

  • @dob652010
    @dob652010 Рік тому

    When will you start discussing fishing with nets?

  • @jjengel5394
    @jjengel5394 Рік тому

    Fortuitous day TFP and Unsubscribe in on day.

  • @nordreich76
    @nordreich76 Рік тому

    Husafell stone is in Iceland not Norway.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому

    Despacito was a song kinda written or produced by Justin Beiber I'm pretty sure...

  • @opopinions.
    @opopinions. Рік тому

    Find a Stuckeys instead. They are the OG.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому

    Aaa!! it's got teeth!!

  • @adrianfernandez1211
    @adrianfernandez1211 Рік тому +1

    This podcast is why I always have headphones in

  • @DevinMoorhead
    @DevinMoorhead Рік тому

    How do they not know about HEMA?

  • @Heyheyhey12335
    @Heyheyhey12335 9 місяців тому

    Oh good god im fukn laughing mya ass off

  • @putthewrath9450
    @putthewrath9450 Рік тому

    Tongue punching anteater...

  • @BigPoppaPhill
    @BigPoppaPhill Рік тому

    Bring Donut back on!!!

  • @SecondHandManKase
    @SecondHandManKase Рік тому

    Is yard Jack a Texas exclusive becuase I am 1620 miles away from Boerne. Prank protection aside I just want a fren. Frick yeah

  • @puresyclone5163
    @puresyclone5163 8 місяців тому

    Zoo Repo shirts.