Dirty Anteater - TFP 16
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Animals are all terrible and should be in prison or at least on watch lists. Listen for proof.
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Thanks guys, the superintendent of my project asked what I was listening to as I was laughing so hard that I was crying. So I had to casually dropped some anteater knowledge on him. Safe to say we don't have the same sense of humour and I'm pretty sure my name moved to the top of the list for early redundancy. Keep it up, another great frickin episode
On a positive note about anteaters: their saliva cures UTIs, so when they're tonguing you, there's health benefits.😂 Allegedly.
Jarred's chicken sandwich still going twelve weeks strong 😤
And it looks exactly the same
It's been 12 weeks??
😂
It's here to stay...look at that display glass, absolutely magnificent
I made a mistake. I may or may not have left this playing in my squad car while on duty with the windows down. while I was making my rounds I noticed a small family group standing near car staring at it and laughing. My heart sank because I realized that I had left this playing and it was you guys mentioning any eaters shoving tongue down dicks. The dad and son we’re laughing hysterically but the wife looked like she was about to vomit. Needless to say it was a very awkward conversation. Keep up the great work it helps my days go by when I listen to this.
Them Ant Eaters are pure rascals!
Caleb, sword fighting is called HEMA (historical European martial arts) and it's a lot of fun
You can't get a capybara, you already have too many bobcats.
Ive spent 30 years lookin for friends with the same random ideas, inventions, and fucked humor as myself. And now theirs a podcast hosted by two shared souls. Please post more a week i listen at work and can only not kill myself once a week so far
Well keep looking bucko. Para social relationships involving people you've never met and don't know you exist sounds the schizo opening scene for a Dahmer sequel series starring you lol
Y’all need to calm down hahaha I had my window down in my driveway for the ant eater intro… needless to say my 68 year old neighbor will never look at me the same again 😂😂 love you guys!!
Another killer episode 🤣 I was almost late to work because I couldn’t stop laughing, literally in the parking lot crying because I was laughing so hard for atleast 15 minutes after hearing about the ant eater facts 🤣
fun fact, anteaters have pretty bad eyesight and long claws, so their go-to method when they feel threatened is to stand upright and hold both upper limbs out and use their claws to slash/stab anything that gets close. Keep in mind they use those claws to break into termite mounds which are said to be about the same density as stucco walls.
I always forget this comes out Tuesday then get hype af when I open UA-cam and see it 😂 another amazing episode
I'd love to have a Yard Jack. Do you ship him across states?
Tfp never fails to put a smile on my face 😂😂
The episodes keep getting better and better keep up the good work
The anteater part being animated, would be great.
Just had some pie, now time for this episode!
See. We are now adding an ant eater to the pain Olympics
39:42 There's a HEMA school in austin.
My favorite podcast. Please don't quit.
Honestly, Jared has grown on me. Caleb will always be bae and make me giggle. It's like when you grow up in a small town, if a good friend/person like Caleb is hanging around a stranger like Jared, he must be a good guy. Florida is getting wild, I might move out to Texas to see if I can bump into Rogan, Donut, Demo Matt, coffee Matt, etc.
The numbers should be going up! Y'all are getting in the zone now, and funny as frick!
These two are a match made in heaven
It’s time for pie fricken helll yeahhhh
Once again you guys made me laugh like a hyena! Good work fellas!
Only reason I enjoy Tuesdays.
Masamune is the legendary sword maker of Japan
Don't put the Ani-Man (Animal Human) Translator App up to a horse while it is making Horse-Fi. You might hear some scary shit.
This podcast is criminally unpopular, more people need to get to this shit
Hahahahha thank you!
Urban rescue ranch Uncle Ben in waco has a few capybaras. You can see if he needs some rehomed. That being said, dont eat them. Imagine rodent meat that tastes like muddy catfish.
I was watching this while getting a tattoo and had to stop when they got to the ant eater part because I was laughing so much I was moving.
They have entire giant sky scraper claw machines over entire city’s to just repo cars 😂
I can't help but think that having a super doody on the second floor so that the huge bowl shows through the ceiling below could be an interesting flex
Great way to start the frickin week!
Thumbnail goes hard asf
Time.for pie and piss and a lot a bit of laughter
I’ll never look at anteaters the same 😂
I hope the guy that ended the enemy with a toaster had a line afterward, like, "sorry you had to pop up, dead". Or, "light, or extra crispy?" I dunno, I'm struggling but there has to be a good one out there...
If they threw it in the tub with them they could say “oh man…. I forgot to change the toast setting and now it’s too crisp” or something like that
They are building a buc ees an hour away from me here in Wisconsin and i will 100% drive that to go there.
On the topic of zoo books 23:00 their used to be a porno mag called zoo here in Australia so I can see Always time for pie zoo books being successful
My tow truck has a super doody on it and the flusher is a big ol grape vine frick yeah!!
I drive from OKC to Denton to go to Buc-ees from time to time. Short motorcycle trip. But OKC needs a Buc-ees. We have I40, I35, and I44 in 1 location. But Buc-ees says OKC doesnt have enough traffic. My ass
IS IT THAT TIME OF THE WEEK, AGAIN? IS IT TIME FOR PIIIEEEE??
Caleb, you walk in a circle with the Husafell stone.
2:18 it’s a “TRAVEL STOP”
Sir William Marshal would disagree about Europeans not having any sword fighting experience; he could’ve killed future King Richard the Lionheart (yes, the one from the 3rd Crusade), but Richard begged for his life and William later served under Richard/was spared because he honorably served his father who was the king at the time when Richard was trying to overthrow him.
Norwegian here! I can be your ambassador! 😎🍻
1:03:43 no no, we’re listening. Keep going.
For the love- get an animator to create this anteater bit 😜
And what about a therapeutic massage with hot salt?? Exfoliating and warming
Boys, this one went off the rails hahahaha.. I'm frickin here for it
I feel like super dooty should be the company name and they should have multiple models. The classic, the F1-Shitty, the poostang GT, and the FPoo-50 King Ranch, just to name a few of the top selling models 😮💨🤝🏼
Yes, you should make some shirts with these names and graphics of the most pimped out toilets (I don’t want a percentage of the profits but I’d be happy to meet y’all and the rest of the guys) 🙃
You have to add a 10 second pause before the flush so you can admire your artwork or take a photo.
Two walks in today, both beating normal times and getting home before the 30min marks.
Frickin ant eaters probably eat kidney stones from the source.
Happy happy Joy Joy. Time for pie powdered toast and whiskey.
You guys are comedic gold. 😂😂😂
Get Drago on the TFP podcast ASAP!!
We will!
@@JtArticle15 Frick yes!
No, he went out of his way to go to Busey’s
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Just go to the Dam store? Is that place still open? It's closer, and has great sandwiches and tacos.
Oh my God I would love to have Drago on the podcast. That would be an insane episode! The dude is a living fucking legend and a total badass!!!!!
You 2 seem like the guys that would egg a house... but with baby chickens.
😂😂 you're not wrong
I have a request for a topic? What’s the craziest bar fight you’ve witnessed?
Title of your self help zoo book “How to defeat the animal that’s Raping you”
Caleb they do have knight showdowns just look up full armor knights fighting
Of course Caleb’s shirt is sold out
I cant tell s Caleb needs a bonk or the ant eaters
You guys need to make these skits into an animated series😂
I want the Hot Salt Foot commercial. 😩😩
I live in Pawnee bout an hour and a half from y'all.... There's nothing around us worth going to... We back road it everywhere to go to big towns... I'll drive to San Antonio backroading just for IHOP 😂... Don't knock road trips to get food 🤘
Caleb shows up to a ren fair and just fucks everybody up
Did I watch the ad and prove my love?
Try the Norwegian ant eater sauce. It’s great on BBQ
Let’s go boysssssss
Do we ever make through an episode with mentioning horses?
Eventually yes
What happened to the boat ramp show?🤣😂
Heather for slowmo add
Frick yeah is going to be a good piss drinking morning
15:50 it’s gonna be fucking awesome 🤣🤣🤣
I bet Heather would do the Hot Salt commercial
frick yeah
I skipped the adds because I already use hot salt and buy killcliff lol
Nice.
We need Drago on TFP!!!!!
Late night PIE ❤
Been a long day guys. Wasn't morning pie this time.
In my opinion romans had the best swords.
Forrest Galante is your brologist.
Frick yeah what better podcast to drink some piss to
arent there coffee recipes that use salt? Heather may have a new bitter barista video
When will you start discussing fishing with nets?
Fortuitous day TFP and Unsubscribe in on day.
Husafell stone is in Iceland not Norway.
Despacito was a song kinda written or produced by Justin Beiber I'm pretty sure...
Find a Stuckeys instead. They are the OG.
Aaa!! it's got teeth!!
This podcast is why I always have headphones in
How do they not know about HEMA?
Oh good god im fukn laughing mya ass off
Tongue punching anteater...
Bring Donut back on!!!
Is yard Jack a Texas exclusive becuase I am 1620 miles away from Boerne. Prank protection aside I just want a fren. Frick yeah
Zoo Repo shirts.