Episode Guide 3:01 Joos (drink story) 6:05 Subway’s pork tuna 10:05 Hormones in food 10:52 Gym classes 13:28 Soccer story 16:23 Holding hands used to be the tits 18:06 more Malt liquor stories 20:33 Donut gets introduced 21:22 Jump Dump 26:34 Old Internet videos of harm 30:34 Choose your death simulator 33:17 Donut’s arrow to the head 45:52 God’s Jump dump (thunder/storm)😂 47:33 Ancient sword in crazy condition 52:13 Omega-mart in Vegas 56:15 is Down periscope accurate? 1:00:00 Funny Ending Search Ancient Sword almost still shines to see the photos
God's jump dump??? Immediately makes me think microburst. We had one of those over our house. It's an isolated storm of like 2 mile circumference, that drops ALL at once. Crazy nutso winds, and water dump like it's been raining all night, but only lasts 10 minutes.
@@TimeForPie The sandwich and Kidney Stone hurtle through space and into the gravity of another star, the bacteria on the sandwich evolve and become sentient, becoming the dominant species of the new planet. The Kidney Stone, their moon.
Frick yeah, was bummed how no new podcast stuff to listen to during my walk today. First thing to pop up loading youtube! Just for making my day, Frick frick frick lmao
Makes me think of altered carbon where your soul is a microchip, so if you die, your soul just gets plugged into another body. Making the fear of death disappear
My youngest nephew was badly burned over 30% of his body when he was 14. He spent months in the hospital. Skin grafts, immobilization, multiple surgeries (surgeries continue about once every 12 months to this day). He just turned 19. My personal worst was when my lower right leg was broken after about 2,000-pounds of steel machinery dropped on it. (Multiple compound open fracture of tibia and fibula.) That was a weekend hospital stay 14 years ago for me. I think my nephew definitely has it worse. Sure, I walk with a limp at 42; but he still has his whole life in front of him.
That frickin chicken sandwich is going up in value. One day you can auction it off for some kind of charity or sell it to help kick start the horse meat cheese factory
That chicken sandwich has become the McDonald's experiment where you put it under a glass case and watch it for the next 40 years as it never changes ever. That thing will probably outlive all of us watching and commenting on this. Now imagine people eating that from the gas station. Oof.
Loving the podcast and always awesome to see Donut. Also good to see a fellow mountaineer doing good for himself. One thing I hope they consider somewhere down the line is to add a wide shot that has most of, if not everyone, on screen at once. The constant cutting to the one speaking can be a bit headache inducing like the fight scenes in the later Taken movies. Awesome content either way, guys.
Worse pain was getting shot in the leg, but the adrenaline rush, and sudden boost of Seattle tweaker energy to not die was amazing though. 10/10 would recommend
We played floor hockey in gym class in high school. Our teacher was a tiny blonde woman. She was the size of a freshman. She was on the other team, and my team took the faceoff in the offensive zone. The center kicked it back to me at the blue line, and i ripped a one timer at the net... the gym teacher was standing in front of the net with her hockey stick pointed at me. The puck went up the shaft of her stick and blasted her in between her eyes. She went down, our left wing snagged the puck and buried it past the tendy. Greatest assist of my high-school gym class career. Another time, we were playing football inside. Like on the basketball courts. I ran a post route from the right slot out towards the sidelines and endzone. I called for the pass, and one of the special kids playing basketball in the court next to us blasted me in the face with a basketball as i was staring back at the QB.. 😂 GREAT FUCKIN TIMES!!!
You not really been drunk until you wake up on the lawn. But the worst time ever, I was new to drinking and drank a bottle of parrot bay rum, had to sit in the shower so the water would take my mind off the pain of the hangover.
The teleportation from tequila was the only time I've been truly drunk drunk lol, by the time I accidentally broke the bottle and blacked out it tasted like water and I was drinking it like water, somehow made it back from the stage at the festival across a creek and into my tent while fully blacked out in high heel boots with next to no experience in heels. That next morning I felt like I was literally dying, any fluids I tried to keep down would come right back up and I was getting more and more dehydrated sitting there at camp vomiting over and over, there was one point I was so low on electrolytes I felt I was going to pass out and with how fucked I was I was honestly worried I wouldn't wake up if I did especially with how hot it was. And to top it all off I left my butt plug tail right in the middle of camp on top of the coolers and couldn't get up to go grab it to put away cause I was so fucked lmfao. Also had a like 2 inch long hella deep cut on my thigh that I've still never been fully sure where came from, weirdest part is it never bled at all even tho it was at least half an inch deep pretty close to an artery, that scar is a good reminder to go easy cause my native American blood makes it so I have like no alcohol tolerance lol
Holy Fuck 😂 I was listening to this on my drive to work today. And I damn near wrecked my God damn car. Laughing so hard about the JUMP DUMP 😂😅😅😅. I want an JUMP DUMP t shirt. ❤
So, I inadvertently jump dumped yesterday... So, I wasn't planning on doing this, but I had to come back to this episode to tell my story lol. I picked up some Togo sushi, on my way to work. Very reputable place, always great. I forgot it in my car dash for a solid 2 hours, I was just blasted with phone calls, and work BS. I got a call to go pick up some things for work and jumped into my car, and saw the sushi... Well I had the heater on, when I arrived, and I live in South Louisiana, so it was hot at this point. Yada yada yada, I ate it, heading to my appointment and took a detour to my house, bc I knew diarrhea was coming soon...I made it home, turtle walked to my favorite toilet. I was shaking, and squeezing my legs together the whole time... It was close. I unbuckle my pants, didn't even unzip, I just ripped them open, and jumped down... But I was too far back...a stream of hot, liquid shit came streaming up from behind me, and shot all over my back, and my an bathroom, and everything..I didn't even attempt to clean the seat. I unbolted it, with gloves and threw it away... Amateur JD's beware, aim is very important lol
I have suffered 2 lumbar fractures. One went untreated because the doctors told me it was muscular pain. Getting the staples out after they fuzed my lumbar was the first time I came close to passing out from pain, which seems bass-akwards to me.
Finnish army has a saying , before the cheeks touch the ring shit has been dropped already 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess it is like a standing dump more than jump dump...😂😂😂
Death simulator sounds great. They have something like it in Cyberpunk with the Brandance stuff. I dont see myself ever trying it if it was a thing but FRICK does it sound cool.
Especially when you get the double one it's like the best value for the amount of food you get, like even the normal size one is already one of their most filling burritos I feel like
what i know about severe burn victims is that you stop feeling physical pain because your nerve endings have been melted it's the sight of how your body has been damaged that you feel pain.
@@caseyseyerle8859 I hit a corner like that once and I'm surprised I didn't get thrown out during the rolling, pretty sure I wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was at 70 on like a 30 corner and my 4runner was from like the year before airbags were required
As a plumber I would not suggest the jump dump. If you break a toilet, porcelain is incredibly sharp and will probably cut you to pieces and kill you. Still hilarious though.
USN Submarine veteran here, '98-'07. I can tell you that we're probably mostly already at least little fucked up before getting to the boat. I mean, who else would volunteer for that? I met some really weird dudes, but also some of the best people I've ever worked with in my life. Which brings me to my next point: we consider Down Periscope (PS, Gene Hackman wasn't in it, he was in Crimson Tide) to be the most accurate movie about submariners ever made by a wide margin. Cheers fellas!
Amazed dude hasn't landed on his nuts jump dumping. Took a long time to realize they're all in the same room. Thought one was calling in on zoom or something.
Episode Guide
3:01 Joos (drink story)
6:05 Subway’s pork tuna
10:05 Hormones in food
10:52 Gym classes
13:28 Soccer story
16:23 Holding hands used to be the tits
18:06 more Malt liquor stories
20:33 Donut gets introduced
21:22 Jump Dump
26:34 Old Internet videos of harm
30:34 Choose your death simulator
33:17 Donut’s arrow to the head
45:52 God’s Jump dump (thunder/storm)😂
47:33 Ancient sword in crazy condition
52:13 Omega-mart in Vegas
56:15 is Down periscope accurate?
1:00:00 Funny Ending
Search Ancient Sword almost still shines to see the photos
God's jump dump??? Immediately makes me think microburst. We had one of those over our house. It's an isolated storm of like 2 mile circumference, that drops ALL at once. Crazy nutso winds, and water dump like it's been raining all night, but only lasts 10 minutes.
Thanks, time stamp guy! ❤
*Me horrified at last weeks and this weeks reminder of last weeks Subway Tuna story * Fuck. Ain’t gonna stop me from eating it. 🤣
Are you using Glasp for the summary?
@@anniesamuel4787to 😂😢🎉br
Now I just want donut back on unsubscribe
Same bro
Too real
Yep. Same.
Anyone know why he left
@@BattleBuddiesVRthe air conditioning.
In 1 billion years, the only thing left would be JT's chicken sandwich.
and his kidney stones
@@TimeForPie The sandwich and Kidney Stone hurtle through space and into the gravity of another star, the bacteria on the sandwich evolve and become sentient, becoming the dominant species of the new planet. The Kidney Stone, their moon.
@@mr.ballenslikebutton I apologize for everything I've done to you
45 minutes longer please.. this doesn’t get old and I know you guys got more material
none of us have ever been know for our endurance
Thanks for the podcast guys. My dad had a heart procedure done today and you guys kept me sane while he was down. I appreciate you all.
play chumbawamba as he is coming back from the sleepy gas
This is my first time watching this podcast and, its everything i hoped it would be! Covering all the important topics!
Frick yes! Another Fricking One! Keep 'em coming Gentlemen! Need something to stop me from Ryan Reynoldsing myself! Love you guys! ❤
For God's sake, it won't hurt you to just say FUCK. You're an adult, I hope. No adults are monitoring this. Live a little.
There's definitely a point where your body just says nope, and you don't feel pain.
Frickin' love this! Miss Donut on Unsub, but good to see him here too!
All the things I didn’t know I needed to know in one podcast.
Fuck yeah! ANOTHA ONE! FRICKIN awesome! saving the video for my weekend shift
Frick yeah, was bummed how no new podcast stuff to listen to during my walk today. First thing to pop up loading youtube! Just for making my day, Frick frick frick lmao
now subscribe so all your tuesdays can be just as awesome
That Fricken chicken sandwich!! Hahaha
Makes me think of altered carbon where your soul is a microchip, so if you die, your soul just gets plugged into another body. Making the fear of death disappear
Jump dump is an instant classic. And then God jump dumps too. 😂 hilarious 🫡
he was jumpin hard, the microphones didnt do it justice
That damn chicken sandwich 😂
My youngest nephew was badly burned over 30% of his body when he was 14. He spent months in the hospital. Skin grafts, immobilization, multiple surgeries (surgeries continue about once every 12 months to this day). He just turned 19.
My personal worst was when my lower right leg was broken after about 2,000-pounds of steel machinery dropped on it. (Multiple compound open fracture of tibia and fibula.) That was a weekend hospital stay 14 years ago for me.
I think my nephew definitely has it worse. Sure, I walk with a limp at 42; but he still has his whole life in front of him.
dang, i hope they at least gave you the day off
@@TimeForPie I was out of work for 6 months. Poundsign# Summer Break ‘09. Haha
The Chicken Sandwich from hell.
Hey! Don't blame that on us!! 😉😁🤣🤣🤣 😁🙂😘
That frickin chicken sandwich is going up in value. One day you can auction it off for some kind of charity or sell it to help kick start the horse meat cheese factory
Now MadDog 20/20 makes Four Loco look like soda...lol
Time for Pie Spicey Chicken T-Shirts.
Yo that Donut Guy should definitely make his own podcast or something.... I feel like it would be super cool..
Could get Brandon and Eli and call it unsubscribe
😂
The racoon passed out bc he was squeezing it to blow. It came to and attacked him and he drove his car through a fence into a pool
Please lock Caleb in a sauna so we can watch him bust out!
send a sauna
@@TimeForPie supply the materials & I’ll come build it.
The day when that room is gone but that chicken burger is still there
that soccer story had me dying. Just got to jump dumping and almost passed out laughing so hard.
Should put a little rc car in the sandwich and slowly have it get closer to guest over time lol
no need, its growing its own legs
Looking at the racoon, "we're in trouble, buddy"
Racoon: "I can't go to jail, man!"
That chicken sandwich has become the McDonald's experiment where you put it under a glass case and watch it for the next 40 years as it never changes ever. That thing will probably outlive all of us watching and commenting on this. Now imagine people eating that from the gas station. Oof.
Loving the podcast and always awesome to see Donut. Also good to see a fellow mountaineer doing good for himself. One thing I hope they consider somewhere down the line is to add a wide shot that has most of, if not everyone, on screen at once. The constant cutting to the one speaking can be a bit headache inducing like the fight scenes in the later Taken movies. Awesome content either way, guys.
It’s a weird room.
Absolutely fuckin crying laughing at article 15 story.
Donut is the greatest guest... Always kickass to see him...way better than ..ohhh what's her name... Pleather? Something like that 😂
Frickin love to see Cody on this frickin podcast. Put that frickin sandwich in amber or something.
This show is rad,they dont know any bad guests,Donut is the shit,his shooting breakdowns are 2nd to NONE
This will always be my favorite podcast episode of all time
awww, awesome
Caleb saying bitch is my favorite thing. Dudes accent is great
Yaya new episode!
Cakefarts was some of my favorite early internet memories 😊❤
"Whats her saftey Net" is a funny ass coment. 10/10
Jesus Fucking Frick! Also it was a Marine in Oceanside with the raccoon.
I remember seeing that raccoon story vividly floating around a few years ago
Who shits in a lake?! This is exactly why I am here 😂 Unnecessary information
I'm crying at jumpdumps😂😂
try one
Unsubscribe has been my go to podcast. This is now my new favorite as well.
You can still listen to them too. We won’t get jealous.
@@TimeForPie they don't have donut anymore tho so it's not the same
HAHAHA, that fucking chicken sandwich 😃😆🤣
we are starting to question the chicken part
Worse pain was getting shot in the leg, but the adrenaline rush, and sudden boost of Seattle tweaker energy to not die was amazing though. 10/10 would recommend
We played floor hockey in gym class in high school. Our teacher was a tiny blonde woman. She was the size of a freshman. She was on the other team, and my team took the faceoff in the offensive zone. The center kicked it back to me at the blue line, and i ripped a one timer at the net... the gym teacher was standing in front of the net with her hockey stick pointed at me. The puck went up the shaft of her stick and blasted her in between her eyes. She went down, our left wing snagged the puck and buried it past the tendy. Greatest assist of my high-school gym class career.
Another time, we were playing football inside. Like on the basketball courts. I ran a post route from the right slot out towards the sidelines and endzone. I called for the pass, and one of the special kids playing basketball in the court next to us blasted me in the face with a basketball as i was staring back at the QB.. 😂 GREAT FUCKIN TIMES!!!
excuse me while I go Jump-Dump
Definitely have meatcannon animate the racoon story
No JT! Not a jump dump! Wtf?? 🙃😱
Your Viking idea is called Ren Faire.
Kentucky B told us all about that experience with his exploding 50 cal
Jump Dump in port-a-potty gets you the blue kiss of death.
28:08 That Bud Dwyer event is the story behind Filters song Hey Man, Nice Shot.
We’ll all be dead and gone and that damn chicken sandwich will still be here. 😂
will smith and his dog are gonna find it one day
@@TimeForPie or Mel Gibson will find it in the wasteland somewhere.
@JTarticle15 Buy yourself SQUATTY POTTY - Pooping will never be the same.
Nothing better than TFP, and a peacock and horse cheese FRICKIN SAMMICH! FRICK YA!
Make jump dumps go viral.
Fricken good episode guys!
Frickin donut love this pod
Caleb at the hospital with an ass full of porcelain- guess I shouldn’t have jump dumped
but you never know until you try it
Donuts is the FRICKIN BEST who needs Cthulhu and his tentacles anyways
But how about donut tentacles?
I've broken my arm before, and I'd much rather have that than have another kidney stone.
i love Caleb Francis's accent
Just did my first jump dump, amazing. Thanks jt
did you make a mess?
You need to immortalize the chicken sandwich in epoxy.
It will outlast the epoxy
My god it's that damn horse meat cheese sandwich
You not really been drunk until you wake up on the lawn. But the worst time ever, I was new to drinking and drank a bottle of parrot bay rum, had to sit in the shower so the water would take my mind off the pain of the hangover.
The teleportation from tequila was the only time I've been truly drunk drunk lol, by the time I accidentally broke the bottle and blacked out it tasted like water and I was drinking it like water, somehow made it back from the stage at the festival across a creek and into my tent while fully blacked out in high heel boots with next to no experience in heels. That next morning I felt like I was literally dying, any fluids I tried to keep down would come right back up and I was getting more and more dehydrated sitting there at camp vomiting over and over, there was one point I was so low on electrolytes I felt I was going to pass out and with how fucked I was I was honestly worried I wouldn't wake up if I did especially with how hot it was. And to top it all off I left my butt plug tail right in the middle of camp on top of the coolers and couldn't get up to go grab it to put away cause I was so fucked lmfao. Also had a like 2 inch long hella deep cut on my thigh that I've still never been fully sure where came from, weirdest part is it never bled at all even tho it was at least half an inch deep pretty close to an artery, that scar is a good reminder to go easy cause my native American blood makes it so I have like no alcohol tolerance lol
Glad I found this podcast
Aww 🥰
Awesome job guys !!!!
Matt finally started Demoland
Death by chicken sandwich.
Anyone know what website Donut is referring to when he says "Chaotic"? I've tried multiple spellings and can't find it
You mean kazzaa??
OMG, jump dumps😂
Death simulator Getting eaten by a crocodile fuck that
Ooooh or a hippopotamus. Yikes 😬
It wasn't a bean egg roll. It was probably a bean chimichanga
Holy Fuck 😂 I was listening to this on my drive to work today. And I damn near wrecked my God damn car. Laughing so hard about the JUMP DUMP 😂😅😅😅. I want an JUMP DUMP t shirt. ❤
jump dump merch will be available in shorts only
@@TimeForPiehells yeah ❤ y’all make me laugh so hard. And have helped me through some super rough times. Much love❤ Steve
@@TimeForPie better have brown stains on the back and waist band.
Pretty sure “hey man nice shot” by Filter is written about Budd Dwyer, also fitting for jump dumps
So, I inadvertently jump dumped yesterday... So, I wasn't planning on doing this, but I had to come back to this episode to tell my story lol.
I picked up some Togo sushi, on my way to work. Very reputable place, always great. I forgot it in my car dash for a solid 2 hours, I was just blasted with phone calls, and work BS. I got a call to go pick up some things for work and jumped into my car, and saw the sushi... Well I had the heater on, when I arrived, and I live in South Louisiana, so it was hot at this point. Yada yada yada, I ate it, heading to my appointment and took a detour to my house, bc I knew diarrhea was coming soon...I made it home, turtle walked to my favorite toilet. I was shaking, and squeezing my legs together the whole time... It was close. I unbuckle my pants, didn't even unzip, I just ripped them open, and jumped down... But I was too far back...a stream of hot, liquid shit came streaming up from behind me, and shot all over my back, and my an bathroom, and everything..I didn't even attempt to clean the seat. I unbolted it, with gloves and threw it away... Amateur JD's beware, aim is very important lol
I have suffered 2 lumbar fractures. One went untreated because the doctors told me it was muscular pain. Getting the staples out after they fuzed my lumbar was the first time I came close to passing out from pain, which seems bass-akwards to me.
@@kylemcnab927 imma just let my back stay a lil wiggly then I think lol
A petrified chicken sandwich to creep out guests...lol
Now thats a sandwich
i want donut back on. Unsubscribe but talking more!! Instead of hanging!!😂😂
I want an apple pie
Donut is best? You got that frickin right!
Would the jump dump be applicable for paratroopers as they opened the chute?
gonna have some unhappy riggers
Finnish army has a saying , before the cheeks touch the ring shit has been dropped already 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess it is like a standing dump more than jump dump...😂😂😂
Death simulator sounds great. They have something like it in Cyberpunk with the Brandance stuff. I dont see myself ever trying it if it was a thing but FRICK does it sound cool.
The grilled cheese burrito at Taco Bell is the best thing on the menu other than their nacho fries
taking notes furiously*
Especially when you get the double one it's like the best value for the amount of food you get, like even the normal size one is already one of their most filling burritos I feel like
Heather is amazing, Donut is also amazing, I love em both.
When you build that spaceship building don't forget the Gravitron with the horse.
Duh
You can Sell a whole Tuna and depending on the Size the price can Range from 1000-5000 dollars for One fish.
what i know about severe burn victims is that you stop feeling physical pain because your nerve endings have been melted it's the sight of how your body has been damaged that you feel pain.
I think fracturing my hip was the most pain I'd ever been in.
thats why we carry a life alert
@@TimeForPie😂😂
Lol. Going into a 25mph turn at 60 and getting ejected into a house trailer's front porch isn't for the faint of heart.
@@caseyseyerle8859 I hit a corner like that once and I'm surprised I didn't get thrown out during the rolling, pretty sure I wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was at 70 on like a 30 corner and my 4runner was from like the year before airbags were required
I can taste the trt in that room 😂
Though he was going to say jump dump was him jumping out of a plane and just poopin while gliding around
As a plumber I would not suggest the jump dump. If you break a toilet, porcelain is incredibly sharp and will probably cut you to pieces and kill you. Still hilarious though.
Excellent information but unfortunately too late. There is blood everywhere
USN Submarine veteran here, '98-'07. I can tell you that we're probably mostly already at least little fucked up before getting to the boat. I mean, who else would volunteer for that? I met some really weird dudes, but also some of the best people I've ever worked with in my life. Which brings me to my next point: we consider Down Periscope (PS, Gene Hackman wasn't in it, he was in Crimson Tide) to be the most accurate movie about submariners ever made by a wide margin. Cheers fellas!
Jump Dump sounds very similar to my "Power Shit" when I was in the service.
nomenclature can differ from branch to branch
Amazed dude hasn't landed on his nuts jump dumping. Took a long time to realize they're all in the same room. Thought one was calling in on zoom or something.
Caleb how hard did you kick that ball dude?! Lol gave her a TBI lol
Donut is my favorite