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  • @NubaHuba
    @NubaHuba Рік тому +97

    Shouts out to Mitt for creating Obamacare

    • @HammerStudioGames
      @HammerStudioGames Рік тому +4

      RMoney cared

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Рік тому +3

      it’s wild how popular he was in Massachusetts, now they’ve got Baker and he has some of the best favorables in the country as a liberal Republican governor

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Рік тому +2

      Let’s give a quick shoutout to Christina applegate as well!

    • @510SPINESPLITTA
      @510SPINESPLITTA 2 місяці тому

      Shout out Biden for defeating Medicare

  • @w4439
    @w4439 Рік тому +26

    Mit Romney: I dont discriminate - some of my best friends are corporations

  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon Рік тому +15

    Chapo needs a proper gamer host. Felix is the only one who seems to play video games regularly, and he's a Soulshead who's permanently trapped in 2011, thinking games without combat are soy and finding ways to say swear words in ToonTown without getting caught by the chat filter

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 Рік тому +8

      Leftism is spending a quarter of your adulthood playing games for children.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +1

      Or we could g word all of the g words

    • @lucasmurphy740
      @lucasmurphy740 Рік тому

      @@robert9016that’s why the right has a more mature view on gaming. Especially surrounding sex and gender

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 11 місяців тому

      The success of Metroid dread is testament to the power of new left gamers. We carried that dinosaur to prominence and have continued to keep the Nintendo Switch alive protecting it like a mother vigilantly watching her mentally defective child play with the other kids.

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 11 місяців тому

      Also this video is titled age of empires, which is the official game of 3rd world right wingers with dial up internet who wanna fantasize about rebuilding the holy Roman empire or whatever. Even tho the game was made by bill Clinton neo libs who engage in the kind of historical interpretation that pisses them off

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi Рік тому +10

    In fairness to Mitt Romney(ew), if Trump was a less shitty business man, i can guarantee he would have had a much more destructive track record in the private sector.

  • @ReilyReedSlatkinakaCOBilf
    @ReilyReedSlatkinakaCOBilf Рік тому +16

    The Murkowski salmon are probably kings and reds, and better than the shitty miso glazed farm salmons you get in a New York restaurant. Romney, of course, ruins it with his ketchup and Mormon jelloism.

    • @BearvsTrout
      @BearvsTrout 11 місяців тому +1

      A Farewell to Salmon.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Рік тому +27

    "Mitt" is such a fitting name for the human-like skin glove worn over the gleaming endoskeleton of venture capital.

  • @gbru
    @gbru Рік тому +16

    Great episode, but a couple missing issues:
    1. Willard and his partners at Bain Capital got their start with $ from oligarchs in Central America who were involved with some of El Salvador's death squads. A lot of this cash was probably pilfered aid the Reagan Administration sent to San Salvador so the government could wipe out the Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front.
    2. I have seen zero discussion of whether Willard has been wearing LDS "Temple Garments" during his time in office. Also, will he continue wearing them into retirement? Everyone should know Brigham Young designed "Temple Garments" to make backside 'quickies' convenient. Many Mormons believe these clothes bring them "closer to god." I wonder if the garments don't give a vibrant feel. I see there is one Mormon woman complaining that Temple Garments don't let her vagina breath, but my recollection is that they have a backside trap door that really help dudes make that godly connection.
    3. Matt is spot on concerning the 'black out' periods' in history. He is partly correct about salmon, but come on- with yoghurt? Slap a salmon fillet on the grill skin side down, place lemon slices on top, and DO NOT flip it. Eat with corn chips, avocado, and broccoli. Drink a cold Mexican lager with it.

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 Рік тому +1

      Fvck, I want some grilled salmon now... Thanks, brother!

    • @justinrenaud4818
      @justinrenaud4818 Рік тому +1

      That salmon meal sounds like a truly euphoric experience

    • @gbru
      @gbru Рік тому +1

      @@justinrenaud4818 F*#% is wrong with you two. Shouldn't your minds be on "Temple Garments" with back side trap doors? That's got to be the best part of being Mormon.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt 10 місяців тому +13

    Technically America adopted his healthcare plan, so... Chalk one up for Mitt.

  • @Tha_1_jrf
    @Tha_1_jrf Рік тому +9

    Love u Matt ❤

  • @kaesi6118
    @kaesi6118 Рік тому +7

    i can eat infinite salmon.

  • @terriej123
    @terriej123 Рік тому +6

    I love being read to by Will.

  • @generaljellyroll8737
    @generaljellyroll8737 Рік тому +3

    How many pieces of silver would it take for people to start siding with Judas.
    “30? Nah but 70 is understandable.
    Adjusted to todays money I’m sure that a lot”

  • @JimmyJames10-k7v
    @JimmyJames10-k7v Рік тому +10

    Romney for president

  • @BearvsTrout
    @BearvsTrout 11 місяців тому +12

    THE GREAT EYE WILL OPEN

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 8 місяців тому +2

      The GREAT MITT EYE is always watchful. It is a barren wasteland filled with multi level marketing scams and graft. The very air you breathe is filled with horrible aftershave. Not with ten thousand atheist could you do this! It IS FOLLY!

  • @conor2439
    @conor2439 Рік тому +23

    "Y'all"really is the most soy word.

    • @whentheleveebreaks4732
      @whentheleveebreaks4732 Рік тому +15

      Come on down to Dixie. Your wife’s boyfriend can come too.

    • @lucascurtis9338
      @lucascurtis9338 Рік тому +2

      Yall is like the n word for fat southern guys with red beards

    • @conor2439
      @conor2439 Рік тому +5

      @whentheleveebreaks4732 the south is to soy what the Wuhan Lab is to COVID

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 Рік тому +2

      It’s better then saying use and referring to people

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 Рік тому

      It always makes me cringe. Just like "Comrade"

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +2

    And y'all better dun did come ta terms wit it, ma.

  • @ZenobiaofPalmyra
    @ZenobiaofPalmyra Рік тому +2

    I thought it was T90 from the video title. 11

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY Рік тому +2

    Pepperromni

  • @theroyalcrane
    @theroyalcrane Рік тому +2

    True facts

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 Рік тому +13

    I don't much care for Matt's long winded screaming rants about ppl being mean to him on Twitter and I definitely don't like the extremely abelist language Will use to use (and sort of still does) but they've given me a lot to chew on when it comes to politics and they're really funny. Despite all that, I can say they're not as shitty as others on the left make them out to be, until now. The fact that 2/3 of them said salmon sucks is a knee to the gut. Unsubscribe.

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown 5 місяців тому +1

    Man they are funnnny😭🥹

  • @jonasuriel7936
    @jonasuriel7936 Рік тому

    For your algorithm

  • @dickieknutz2933
    @dickieknutz2933 Рік тому +1

    Great segment. In contrast to the rest of the episode

  • @dumbidiot2899
    @dumbidiot2899 Рік тому +8

    finding out mitt romney is 76 is a legitimate surprise to me, i thought that mf was like 60 max

  • @ratcomedy
    @ratcomedy Рік тому +4

    Mitt Romney might be the GOAT

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Рік тому +4

    God, Felix is so unfunny