A Normal Day In AMERICA
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2024
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Hardbass Name:
Trap Dvorak
Oh! Susanna - American Folk Song
Union Dixie Trap Remix
Alan Aztec - Hardbass Soldier (feat. Karate)
Alan Aztec - Tazmania (feat. EGE)
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2 - Розваги
"WHAT DA HELL IS A KILOMETER???" -Average American on a good day 🌄
A highly inaccurate measurement of coarse...
That line and image most fully encompasses the American attitude, and that's from an American. I love that video.
*eagle noises*
Some commie measurement.
Kills per meter
I love how no matter what country it is there is always Russian hardbass
In this case, it is the foreshadowing of America purchasing Alaska from Russia in 1867
Это помощь северянам в гражданской войне от росскийской империи@@daveirwin6903
Oh no, I have ruined the perfect likes number
Except in Ukraine.
You are the HardBass.
@@daveirwin6903
And the russian fleets protecting the unión ports of the uk/ france.
I love that General Sherman is represented by his WW2 tank namesake.
Should be represented as the Devil
@@Reesideogso the devil went down to Georgia
@@somuchtocook9159 Yeah, he did, and then he went to my beautiful state aswell, South Carolina
@@Reesideog let me guess with a fiddle in hand
@@somuchtocook9159 Whatever he took with him, the soldiers that killed and burned civilians, destroyed Columbia, Savannah, and Atlanta, and ruined lives in between
As an *American* I can confirm this is *American*
Same
Vivía la tierra de DIXIE!
Same
Not from there glad to know
Cómo un *Estadounidense* confirmo que esto es *Estados Unidos*
1:36 - Historically accurate. The Battle of Bull Run River was full of civilians picnicking to watch the battle as a theatrical performance.
Исторически достоверно. Битва при Булл-Ран-Ривер была полна мирных жителей, собравшихся на пикник, чтобы посмотреть битву как театральное представление
The same thing happened when the FBI got into a shootout with Ma Barker's boys.
Especially the rich south ones with the non-white slaves
Кстати спасибо за перевод на русский
By the way, thanks for the translation into Russian
@@petrifiedtoaster8572Ma Baker, she taught her four sons.
Actually the "run" in bull run means River.
I own a musket for home defense, as it is just as the founding fathers intended.
*Four ruffians break into my house,*
@@kathiecraig2803 *you ready your home defense cannon*
@@kathiecraig2803 *what the devil? I say as I grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle*
Scorpio forgets to add in the carnival of mass shootings, political correctness, and s*xually transmitted viruses.
He is disqualified as a video poster.
The video would be even more perfect if they didn't forget to add elements like supporting coups to overthrow other countries' governments, experimenting with injecting virous to their own citizens, and carnivals of indiscriminate shootings.
1:09 “General William T Sherman” ❌
“General M4A1 Sherman” ✅
Fun fact: The Kingdom of Italy, Austria, Tsarist Russia, the Ottoman Empire, and Siam all openly supported or maintained friendly relations with the Union during the Civil War.
We attempted to recruit one of Italy's best military leaders as a general in the Union Army. Austria opposed the Confederacy on principle, just having gone through their own revolution in 1848 but also hoped the Union would help protect Austrian trading rights. Russia sent its Baltic navy to American waters to avoid getting trapped in if Britain and France went to war, and even attempted to establish a telegraph line from Seattle to their colony in Alaska. The Ottomans considered any Confederate ships to be pirates and banned them from sailing in Ottoman waters.
But most hilariously of all was Siam, who's King Rama the Fourth offered to send Siamese war elephants to the Union for military or logistical use. Lincoln turned down the offer, stating the American climate would not support them and that we already had the train, but it's still fuckin hilarious regardless.
Elephants vs the Gattling Gun, would not have been pretty
As an average American, I can confirm that I DON'T KNOW WHAT DA HELL IS A KILOMETER!
Примерно как у вас миля (бля надеюсь я не проебался в определениях)
is like a kilobyte but of meters instead of bytes. or perhaps you use feet in your hdd.too
Don't feel bad. I'm an educated American and I don't know what a crumpet is, nor do I understand cricket.
1 kilometer = 69 pounds of fat oil lard gasoline
thats not fortunate, son
0:06 Abraham Lincoln, the Gigachad
0:10 Stephen Arnold Douglas, one of the Democrat candidates in 1860
0:16 Some think it's Jan. 6, 2021 LOL
0:26 The Civil War breaks out (Apr. 1861)
0:46 Union blockade (1861-1865)
0:52 Battle of Fort Sumter (Apr. 1861)
0:55 Failed attempts of the Union towards Richmond
1:04 Battles led by chads Grant and Sherman, the latter being a cyborg disguised as a WWII tank
1:12 Siege of Petersburg (June 1964 - Mar. 1865)
1:17 Grant vs. Robert E. Lee on the field, probably Cold Harbor
1:29 Some Union forces used Gatling gun
1:38 The Burning of Atlanta (Nov. 1864)
1:42 The end of the American Civil War (Apr. - May 1865)
1:48 John Wilkes Booth
1:51 The assassination of Abraham Lincoln (Apr. 14, 1865). RIP Chad Abe
The video would be even more perfect if they didn't forget to add elements like supporting coups to overthrow other countries' governments, experimenting with injecting virous to their own citizens, and carnivals of indiscriminate shootings.
The end of the civil war is just Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis being yeeted into oblivion
@@mizushimo And Sherman turning himself into a frickin tank
No John Basil Turchin? Неприемлемо!!!
@ingdjr5573 this was in the 1800s dude
I love how Sherman's face is just a picture of an M4 Sherman tank lol
Sherman tank is just clone of Sherman
Sherman should have been seen with the flame tank model.
@@ohior3al874 yes! should also say made in Atlanta 😂
It was the British that named it that. America gave their tanks code designations but Britain named their tanks after historical figures so when America sold tanks to Britain they named them Sherman to fit the tradition of historical figures while also acknowledging their American origin.
@@BadgerOfTheSea My guy. Learn your facts before you post. Most of the US tanks are named after generals with the exception of experimental ones.
As an American I can confirm, having a picnic near a battle is a good idea.
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Charlatan! Real Americans picnic _IN_ the battle!!!
As an American, I can confirm that we sang and played the bass boosted Dixie song while drinking Rebel Tears.
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I still drink rebel tears. Someone has to keep the tradition alive.
The Union literally got absolutely Creamed 9/10 times. They just outlasted southern supplies
@@RaycastAFCry and cope, Union strong lmao.
why did you rape slaves during the war?
Mexico: 🤫🧏🗿
🗿🧏🏻
y los franceses?
@@SAMUELNOOB622 no hay no existen 🤫
Mexican American War RAAAAAHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇽
0:37 Union Dixie; truly an underrated classic!
Union diss
Never forget that sherman’s march to the sea was a pro gamer move and a war crime technically.
A whole war about gamer words
GamerGate and now GamerGate2
What made it a war crime if you don’t mind me asking ?
It's not a War Crime the first time.
@@sheeptwan4070 Sherman cut his supply lines and took the supplies the army needed from the people living in the armies path. And the city of Alanta kind of burned down in the process.
War is a crime. War crimes is a redundant concept.
As an American-Moroccan i can confirm that my body is blessed thank u scorpo
Поражает уровень проделанной исторической работы.Автор не поленился и доподлинно изобразил определенный период в красках,в цвете,не упуская ни одной мелочи.Снимаю шляпу.
Только не надо это потом в школах показывать вместо нормального обучения 💀💀💀
Scorpio has forgot to add in elements such as mass shootings, a carnival of political correctness, supporting coups to overthrow governments in other countries, and experimenting with injecting their own citizens with sexually transmitted diseases. He is not qualified as a video contributor.
Scorpio forgets to add in the carnival of mass shootings, political correctness, and s*xually transmitted viruses.
He is disqualified as a video poster.
The video would be even more perfect if they didn't forget to add elements like supporting coups to overthrow other countries' governments, experimenting with injecting virous to their own citizens, and carnivals of indiscriminate shootings.
Yes 🗿. Si
An Egyptian man plays russian music over a video about American history, god I love globalism
The New World symphony is one of the most epic pieces I have ever seen heard... but if it just had cannons and eagles in it...
Scorpio has forgot to add in elements such as mass shootings, a carnival of political correctness, supporting coups to overthrow governments in other countries, and experimenting with injecting their own citizens with sexually transmitted diseases. He is not qualified as a video contributor.
Scorpio forgets to add in the carnival of mass shootings, political correctness, and s*xually transmitted viruses.
He is disqualified as a video poster.
Shigeo Komori - History of Despair.
Love how Lincoln is a gigachad And how Kansas is split
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Lol yup. Bloody Kansas.
"At 3 PM Me and the boys, fighting against the Union."😂
I had to do a double take on this
Against the union is what you said?
the south shall rise again rahhh
1:08 It was very clever having General Sherman be, well, a Sherman.
Indeed it was son.
We gonna find oil and gib freedom with this one 🗣️🗣️
What are we going to do!? 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️
And then makes a huge profit by selling drugs and firearms to the people of the occupied territories🥴
@@ingdjr5573based
A H Y E S , A V E R A G E A M E R I C A N D A Y
This Is Approved By The Union Gang
This lasted longer than the confederacy.
Scorpo out there refilling the Mississippi river with Confederate tears
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@@user-sd3oz1vm7qyou keep spamming the same comment over an over again. Cry somewhere else bot.
sucks that the confederates got a pensions meanwhile union soldiers got nothing
@@FedkaSlovanich they both got pensions, the state paid for them on both sides. not sure what you're talking about, the only people who didn't get pensions were Militias, but even then they got compensated by the Federal government.
@@17Trees33 theres alot of familys in PA that still hate the federal government for not giving pensions or medical care to union veterans, post ww1 and ww2 there were massive riots after the govt yet again refused pensions to vets.
Хардбасс действительно звучал со стоявшей во время войны в Сан-Франциско русской эскадры, это исторически достоверная деталь.
As an American, this is historically accurate.
The production value of each musical mashup has no right to be as good as it is. The Dvorak trap remix is forcefully made to be the perfect lead into Union Dixie because of the bass.
The video would be even more perfect if they didn't forget to add elements like supporting coups to overthrow other countries' governments, experimenting with injecting virous to their own citizens, and carnivals of indiscriminate shootings.
This video speaks GUN
You know you did America just, when Americans say this is indeed American.
Ahhhhhh....
WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!
Fucking love union dixie.
As a certified northern American, I confirm that I order my supplemental rebel tears on a monthly basis to keep me motivated.
As an American, I can say I am proud that he put Burgers in the video (We Americans are nothing without Burgers and guns)
obviously john wilkes booth ate a hamburger before he assassinated Lincoln, historically accurate.
Depicting sherman as his tank counterpart was genius.
Best use of Dvořák I have witnessed.
0:10 giga Lincoln sitting and watching your actions
The union army edit goes HARD
I am so perfectly in tune with Union Dixie at 0:36 I started singing the millisecond before it started playing.
🗿
This made my American soul sing with happiness. Thank you for this.
bro combined history, 2010 memes and the humor of the 2 newest generations to create a fucking masterpiece. as an american i respect. also yes, people literally rode out from d.c. to watch the first bull run, the siege of petersburg was almost a year, the ships were based off the first ironclad battle in history, and some other stuff. truly great.
Maybe a separate video about Gettysburg and R E Lee would make sense?
I love how general Sherman is an actual Sherman
Yup, it’s all in the history books now.
Missed chance there, Scorpo! Little known fact, Tsar Alexander II had send the Russian fleet to New York in 1863.
1:08 very clever joke
As always, it's wonderful.
As an American I love living in America 🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🗣️🔥
ok
America indeed.
I just launched the video and I already love that music and the job you did. Congrats ! as always
As someone who lives in 'murica I can confirm that there is a succession and civil war every day, union dixie is my favorite song to blast.
America...Bearded Chad Doggos Everywhere LOL
Bro the gigachad saying "slavery will stop."
Based and unionpilled
and white boys being jumped on a daily basis by ex-slaves while their brothers film it and put it on the internet is also based.
Lol nice boosted 9th Symphony by Dvořák, Scorpo knows his shit
a meme masterpiece.Yet another one.The opening with the trap dvorak was amazing
Justo estaba pensando "¿Cuando sacara Scorpo un video sobre Estados Unidos?"
PD:Saludos desde Perú 🐦🐦
Ps ya contesto nuestra pregunta 😂. Saludos paisano
Peruzzzz
Al fin halló alguien de habla hispana aquí, saludos causa
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He is disqualified as a video poster.
The video would be even more perfect if they didn't forget to add elements like supporting coups to overthrow other countries' governments, experimenting with injecting virous to their own citizens, and carnivals of indiscriminate shootings.
Owning a man is kinda gay tbh.
Well, they were democrats, so….
@@woodrowcall3158 That, sir, was a mighty fine burn. 😂
Absolutely love this one
As someone who is from Charleston SC I can confirm this is accurate.
Good
Based and Union pilled
Dvorak symphony 9 : a new world is a perfect fit. Kudos!
Please scorpo we need a normal day in scandinavia
USA USA USA USA
For Union and for liberty..
Fun fact: The author of this song is from Czechia (Antonín Dvořák). 0:01
We need 3 of this guy🔥🔥
Damn were did
Wow sometimes why 2 weeks only in upload hard edit?
Lez goooo JAYHAWKERS!!!!
"I will saw this Confederacy in half!" - General Ulysses S. Grant at the Battle of Vicksburg
For anyone who wants the origonal classical musc for the first song its called "new world symphony-4th movement"
Lincoln actually survived John Wilkes Booth. He just needed extreme reconstructive surgery and lived on as Amelia Earhart.
My brain 🥲
How’d you know this?
@@williamsherman1942 He told me himself, right after the brain transplant that turned him from Elvis to Rosanne Barr.
proud to be a union boy
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@@user-sd3oz1vm7qwhat’s with the Chinese bots?
I love how wild these videos can be there's always historically accurate 😭
From 9 to 15 times that I watched this video fr
Ngl this is pretty good but you forgot the battle of Hampton roads which was the battle of the ironclads
😂 متابعه من العراق
تعيد الأحداث تاريخ بشكل كوميدي تترك مصادر حتى لايعرف الأشخاص ييعلم ويبتسم
the most acurate depiction of the US civil war
the union dixie drip is pretty cool
Za Dvorjika otdelniy +respect.
Normal day in Australia
This video is about the US not Australia
Man union dixie hits diffrent
Thank you for making this.
WE NEED LE ENVER HOXHA🇦🇱 HAS ARRIVED!
Destroyed the Nazis and the Albanian people's sense of privacy 😩👌
@@FelonDeGeneres Partially yes but we did many other things like destroying the Soviets, destroying the Americans and the English, then Scorpo manages to make a beautiful video also with the history of Iceland
@@Redfox9495 absolutely! Also, fun history fact, if not for two Albanian soldiers defecting to Yugoslavia, and gifting over their Russian AKs; the Yugo AK47 would never have existed as we know it today. 🙏
@@FelonDeGeneres cool, this is the way zavasta was born
@@Redfox9495 my favorite
Motherfucking country music is a banger
the cheems/scared kitten map of the USA speaks volumes. I already commented, but this video came at such a perfect time. I just finished a book detailing the civil war. SCORPO ALWAYS WINS
The beginning, though holy shit🔥
I mean it was the South which declared war on the North, not the other way around HoI but other than that, great vid!
Not quite, The south seceded and declared hostilities. Since the North was the recognized state and mobilized TECHNICALLY it was the North that declared war. But that's just semantics at this point.
@clintbustwood4800 I agree, it is semantics. But for fun, since the attack on Fort Sumter was carried out by state militia acting on orders of their duly sworn officers, technically, South Carolina declared war on the Federal government. An action later ratified by the Confederate congress when Lincoln mobilized.
Southerners arent going to like this one
General Sherman as a Sherman tank made me chuckle. Nice touch.
As an American, I can confirm. We do have picnics with our anime babes next to a literal warzone.
*Gigachad Based Christian John Brown’s Marching Soul Approves*
G L O R Y H A L L E L U J A H
He’s gone to be a soldier in the army of The Lord.
As an American, I can cofirm, this is accurate and the most American thing! Glad to be mentioned by Scorpo, so greetings from the United Steaks! Also, if anyone asks what this event is, this is the American Civil War, where a group of people decided states were better than brotherhood and attacked the forts for being on the side against r@sc!m and both went on the fight for 4 years because Lincoln entered office and wanted America to know that slavery was a bad choice. But after 4 years with Grant taking Vicksburg, Gettysburg, and Atlanta, mostly by Sherman, who had tanks named in his honor, they reached Richmond and Lee surrendered after leaving the city. Lincoln on the other hand, was bonked in Ford's Theater while watching a play because John chose to be a sore loser. That is the story of the American Civil War. 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲
Spoken like a true American public school student ❤
@@jamesw9223This is the truth, nothing more or less.
@@williamsherman1942 ❤️
Wonderful as usual 🌄
This is the most American thing I've seen today.
1:27 the minions are suposed to be wearing grey coats, right?
AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
(I say from Texas)
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!
(Howdy from Mississippi)
@@woodrowcall3158haven't seen any gators, but I've ventilated a few rattlesnakes
@@ZippstermanI approve.
I love watching scorpo learn about history in real time
As someone who witnessed Abraham Lincoln dying I can confirm he was shot by raygun
End da wokeness
🇺🇸🫡😎
yes pleas