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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2007
  • clip from Football Factory
    Directed by Nick Love
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  • @jaycspeedier5507
    @jaycspeedier5507 2 роки тому +138

    Danny has an amazing range as an actor - from Stepney to Bethnal Green

    • @jasonparfitt5936
      @jasonparfitt5936 2 роки тому +3

      Oi geezer nothing Pete tong with Stepney lol 😂

    • @billybrand9976
      @billybrand9976 Рік тому +8

      Nowadays all that range is Bengali to Urdu

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 6 років тому +471

    Awh that feeling when you wake up and know you've done *something* bad and you don't know what....worst thing ever that, that's why this is well harsh man

    • @acceptableandbornind80s32
      @acceptableandbornind80s32 5 років тому +11

      I have OCD and If Someone did that to me id be worried and scared and so like shit have i done it havent i

    • @davidhanley1962
      @davidhanley1962 5 років тому

      I o mate 😱

    • @four-twenty4205
      @four-twenty4205 5 років тому +15

      I've had too many nights out and waking up like that is nothing new to me.... Thank fuck my boys never tried doing this with me.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 4 роки тому +14

      @@four-twenty4205 No they just took turns bumming you whilst you slept hahahaha

    • @four-twenty4205
      @four-twenty4205 4 роки тому +3

      Just Some Guy - Oh look I've come across some kid on UA-cam trying to be relevant.

  • @daveparletti5442
    @daveparletti5442 Рік тому +17

    “You broke her fuckin jaw Tom” gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂

  • @beardtrick
    @beardtrick 5 років тому +379

    The beer fear is real

  • @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502
    @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502 5 років тому +226

    Horrendous feeling waking up after a night out with no memory

    • @TonyMontana-sx6jv
      @TonyMontana-sx6jv 3 роки тому +8

      Always makes me laugh when you hear people say "well it must of been a good night because I can't remember a thing"

    • @eddy4688
      @eddy4688 3 роки тому +15

      Worse still is waking up in a cell not remembering.

    • @devinmccallum3816
      @devinmccallum3816 3 роки тому +1

      @@eddy4688 or waking up in the hospital

    • @jaywalkercrew4446
      @jaywalkercrew4446 3 роки тому +1

      @@TonyMontana-sx6jv not when your facing a life sentence. For something i can’t remember. “The judge gives a fuck about what you can remember.”

    • @BaldricksTurnip1
      @BaldricksTurnip1 2 роки тому +1

      Sometimes it's worse if you can remember the nasty crap☢️

  • @prophetascending9021
    @prophetascending9021 2 роки тому +21

    The best line in this entire film is "I can't wait to see your fanny".

  • @the_trooper_72
    @the_trooper_72 3 роки тому +35

    I bet Frank Harper is a right laugh in real life! Big fan of his ever since lock stock.. 👊🏻

  • @keithmccormack8677
    @keithmccormack8677 4 роки тому +136

    With a performance like that it can only be a matter of time before the Royal Shakespeare Company come knocking on Mr Dyer's door

    • @slobodanreka1088
      @slobodanreka1088 3 роки тому +44

      "Is this a FACKIN' dagger I see before me?"

    • @jadenplays6095
      @jadenplays6095 3 роки тому +1

      @@slobodanreka1088 I rarely Laugh out loud.but I did..ps.im in this film under Hammersmith flyer watching the filming.( The scene when they got on coach outside the old Odeon .ps I'm 56 from Hammersmith and a Chelsea FC lad!!!😎😎👊👊

    • @gordonferrar7782
      @gordonferrar7782 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone's an expert.

  • @JumpinJackFlash1989
    @JumpinJackFlash1989 4 роки тому +75

    My mates used to do this to me constantly. Made it all the worse on the occasions when I had done something and didn't believe them only to find out they weren't winding me up

  • @ifyourereadingthisitstoola3629
    @ifyourereadingthisitstoola3629 4 роки тому +42

    I remember watching this scene and I literally couldn’t breath

  • @hooptic89
    @hooptic89 11 днів тому +1

    This is actually phenomenal acting

  • @buttonman6262
    @buttonman6262 3 роки тому +38

    Beer fear is the sole reason I quit drinking.

    • @slicktrick9640
      @slicktrick9640 2 роки тому +3

      Don't be a quiter got to laugh it off. Just like walking it off but completely different.

    • @simonshotter8960
      @simonshotter8960 Рік тому

      Me too. Fuck being blind drunk

  • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
    @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +78

    Kids watching this in 2020 - this is how me and the lads had fun before we were glued to them internet phones.

    • @attesaawdlife8115
      @attesaawdlife8115 3 роки тому +5

      Too right, bring back the stitch up.

    • @Ben-xf1ym
      @Ben-xf1ym 3 роки тому +1

      Yeh u know

    • @EMD_HOKIO
      @EMD_HOKIO 2 роки тому +2

      They'd rather eat tide pods than have a stitch up

    • @edsmith2535
      @edsmith2535 2 роки тому +3

      Yes me ol’ son miss the days when we used to beat up Barbara

    • @benruane6670
      @benruane6670 2 роки тому +1

      thanks grandpa

  • @billy-tf4se
    @billy-tf4se 6 років тому +91

    You broke er fakin jaw tom

  • @DavidThomas-fb8bq
    @DavidThomas-fb8bq 3 роки тому +6

    There were loads of copies of this film before it came out officially.

  • @ljkdesignsltd3302
    @ljkdesignsltd3302 7 років тому +43

    This is Danny Dyer when Stephen French is after him.

  • @wenresu1048
    @wenresu1048 4 роки тому +2

    Played so real. This moovie always balancing between documental and regular movie

  • @Gregory155
    @Gregory155 Рік тому +3

    It’s the Zeberdee part that makes it. Imagine the feeling after the call. Fuck that 😂

  • @neildempster2827
    @neildempster2827 2 роки тому +5

    His doorbell tune! 😂

  • @jonnyallan1980
    @jonnyallan1980 3 роки тому +3

    We all know how bad the fear is 🤣🤣 absolute belter 🤣🤣

  • @robbiewright9145
    @robbiewright9145 4 роки тому +10

    "None the wiser" lol

  • @fabrizio1261
    @fabrizio1261 5 років тому +5

    Love this movie!

  • @foxyknoxy9410
    @foxyknoxy9410 5 років тому +7

    This parts not in the snide version anyone seen it, got different soundtrack in it aswell oasis etc.

  • @demonx6410
    @demonx6410 5 років тому +19

    I shat myself for Danny dyer watching this

  • @sandeepathwal4188
    @sandeepathwal4188 2 роки тому +1

    Lads banter. A beautiful thing....

  • @BloodyBrawler92
    @BloodyBrawler92 4 роки тому +3

    1:52
    "Well that's a good idea init! I might as well go and break her fucking nose while I'm at it!"
    *LMAO* His face.

  • @Teddy_Bass
    @Teddy_Bass 7 років тому +25

    I was lashed

  • @Dynamic3DLtd
    @Dynamic3DLtd 4 роки тому +6

    Rod played this one well.

  • @cybernautadventurer
    @cybernautadventurer 7 років тому +18

    Kudos to Neil Maskell for losing weight since then

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 роки тому +3

      He went a bit too strong tho and looked like an AIDS victim for a while... last I see he's cracked it and looking alright now.

  • @martymart6143
    @martymart6143 3 роки тому +6

    Danny Dyer flexing his acting chops and playing a cockney iduot since...well since he started acting

  • @TonyMontana-sx6jv
    @TonyMontana-sx6jv 3 роки тому +73

    Danny Dyer and Tubes from Soccer am, must be the least intimidating football hooligans ever.

    • @themillwall442
      @themillwall442 3 роки тому +1

      Until they belt you from behind with a cricket bat. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    • @dannyjay3754
      @dannyjay3754 3 роки тому +17

      Just a film son calm down

    • @johnwren9668
      @johnwren9668 3 роки тому +2

      Neil Maskell is alright -Dyer is a clown though

    • @oasis6583
      @oasis6583 2 роки тому +4

      Frodo

  • @ajh90210
    @ajh90210 6 років тому +121

    Dorian! sounds like a puff

    • @dominicmete1044
      @dominicmete1044 5 років тому +8

      just a name tho innit?

    • @bobbydukes5407
      @bobbydukes5407 3 роки тому +3

      Show him some fucking brief!

    • @king-reece1300
      @king-reece1300 3 роки тому +1

      Ugh I ain’t got me wallet on me mate

    • @og90scrip29
      @og90scrip29 2 роки тому +1

      Sorry to ruin the chain but Dorian is the puffiest name I’ve ever heard

  • @kja8043
    @kja8043 7 років тому +51

    hilarious scene

  • @CAREhq
    @CAREhq 9 місяців тому +1

    he doesn't think... ang on a minute... how's he let me sleep the night? 🤣 best wind up ever. jesus

  • @catalickconverta6823
    @catalickconverta6823 3 роки тому +7

    This part of the film is the best so fucking funny🤣

  • @steviejd5803
    @steviejd5803 5 років тому +2

    To be fair, that is proper decent

  • @markhirons8552
    @markhirons8552 Рік тому

    This has happened to me so many times where I don’t know what’s happened the night before

  • @machomanrandysavage107
    @machomanrandysavage107 Рік тому +1

    Widen my arse when I woke up they tell me the beer was off. It was all a joke to them

  • @freddiemeyer4563
    @freddiemeyer4563 13 днів тому

    3.26 the way zeberdee points at him 😂😂😂

  • @vladimirandreev5932
    @vladimirandreev5932 Рік тому +1

    Smashed out me tree LOL I'm gonna use that one

  • @macman975
    @macman975 5 років тому +23

    I've woke up in the cells a couple of times and had to push the cell bell to ask why i'm there. It could've been anything from pissing up a wall to murder.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 3 роки тому +3

      @Owain Carey Nah. There's these prescription pills called Zopiclone, they're hypnotics, and if you take a few and drink alcohol on top then you remember nothing but you are far from f@cked in terms of falling around. Horrible pills!.

    • @didzee002
      @didzee002 3 роки тому +4

      Valium and booze .
      Guaranteed to stare up at Frank..you know it.!!!

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 3 роки тому +2

      @@macman975 As I was once told by a solicitor before a police interview 'sleeping pills and alcohol are just a walking charge sheet waiting to be written.' I was once so heavily addicted to prescriptiondrugs I took 600mg of tramadol at 5ambefore my run, 14 7.5mg zopiclone before start of a teaching daywith coffee, and then either 2-4 30mg temazapan after work, or an extra 150mg tramadol to go the gym. Whenever I drank alcohol after work at home it was a coin toss 50/50 whether or not I was waking up in my or someone's bed, or waking up in a cell.

    • @eddy4688
      @eddy4688 3 роки тому +1

      Just wrote the same thing, it's the worst oh shit feeling. It could be anything.

    • @eddy4688
      @eddy4688 3 роки тому +1

      @@didzee002 That is it, we used to do valium back in the day, 2 cans with some of them & you're blotto, we named them pills after our local police station for obvious reasons.

  • @Andrew_Tate_Personal
    @Andrew_Tate_Personal 3 роки тому

    Take me back anyday maybe

  • @billymabum3514
    @billymabum3514 Рік тому

    And this is why I’ll never get pissed again

  • @martinjames4600
    @martinjames4600 3 роки тому +11

    I really hoped Zeb would live long enough to batter Bills kids when they were older and he was inside

  • @mikeelliott886
    @mikeelliott886 2 роки тому +3

    That fucking jumper on Danny tho....

  • @azmanabdula
    @azmanabdula 2 роки тому

    I have to say this is the evilest prank

  • @JackB59
    @JackB59 Рік тому

    Pure class

  • @markshaggy7914
    @markshaggy7914 5 років тому +5

    Oscar winning stuff from Danny dyer

  • @cartoonhead840
    @cartoonhead840 5 років тому +4

    Best scene 😂😂😂

  • @prezz1257
    @prezz1257 5 років тому +3

    Dont know why ive thought too watch this on a thursday morn, great though lmfao

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 4 роки тому

    Thats friends for you.

  • @FanMarleycalender
    @FanMarleycalender 5 років тому +3

    The wave 2.20 lmfao

  • @kevinmorgan8278
    @kevinmorgan8278 5 років тому +5

    Fucking outstanding film I've used so many of the sayings from this film.

    • @sheikhando4815
      @sheikhando4815 2 роки тому

      I got sacked from work for using them

    • @darthchungus3902
      @darthchungus3902 2 роки тому +1

      @@sheikhando4815 Dont get lemon Bill, It dont suit ya!

    • @sheikhando4815
      @sheikhando4815 2 роки тому +1

      @@darthchungus3902 you broke her fucking jaw 😂😂😂

    • @darthchungus3902
      @darthchungus3902 2 роки тому

      @@sheikhando4815 JUST a bubble? What you talk to me in that muggy fucking rhyming slang for?

  • @jonathanpugh110
    @jonathanpugh110 7 років тому +31

    Check your knuckles ...

    • @four-twenty4205
      @four-twenty4205 5 років тому +3

      Jonathan Pugh - You have never been in a fist fight clearly...... The only way your knuckles would be ripped or bloody is when someone moves out of the wave and you scrape your knuckles against a wall and considering he was meant to have hit Bills wife once and broke her jaw he would not have any injury to his knuckles.....

    • @destinykiller1975
      @destinykiller1975 5 років тому +5

      @@four-twenty4205 I've smack a few people in the mouth when I was younger and you do get tooth marks left

    • @HT-gv1be
      @HT-gv1be 4 роки тому

      destiny killer depends where ya bang em in mouth, a always aim for side of jaw send it swinging it’s a nasty little one makes a sweet old sound as well

    • @HT-gv1be
      @HT-gv1be 4 роки тому

      Alastair Jackson don’t be chatting shit with a name like allistar fucken bitch !🥴

    • @John.Handle
      @John.Handle 3 роки тому +1

      @Black Coffee Now why he make you change your name 😂😂

  • @martinjames4600
    @martinjames4600 3 роки тому +4

    Old Rod doing the Marcellus wave from Pulp Fiction post rape!
    Fair play he has some bottle going round, but why was Raff so stern stood next to Zeb?

  • @alanhansen3230
    @alanhansen3230 5 років тому

    Anyone know the name of the track playing when Tom is walking to Billy's house?

  • @jackgriffiths7262
    @jackgriffiths7262 3 роки тому

    Banter at it's best

  • @bn.z_x
    @bn.z_x 5 років тому +4

    Recall Bill always saying Tommy instead of Johnson @2:53 pretty sure

  • @RockPhonic
    @RockPhonic 3 роки тому +1

    Football 'What do you nean what?' Factory.

  • @jackbrown4130
    @jackbrown4130 Рік тому

    2:21
    How did Rod sneak behind the car, when he’s behind Tommy Johnson?

  • @lintoncampbell199
    @lintoncampbell199 5 років тому +2

    Must of watched this 100 times The walk of shame he does and I’ll bet he’s shitting buttons it was a real head fuck ..who needs mates like that 😂😂😂

  • @ThomasWilliams89
    @ThomasWilliams89 Рік тому

    nearly 20 years ago :'(

  • @Pobsta-de7hb
    @Pobsta-de7hb 11 місяців тому

    The only time Danny played himself was when he was begging and scared lol

  • @user-fs6sl2er1x
    @user-fs6sl2er1x 6 місяців тому

    Awh the old wind up now they are your true mates

  • @stephenm8898
    @stephenm8898 4 роки тому +1

    *what with me dreams..... florists...... fucking billboards.... BOLLOCKS!!* 😂😂

  • @HHM706
    @HHM706 3 роки тому +2

    Always check your knuckles 😉

  • @jennygore9833
    @jennygore9833 5 років тому +1

    That was some giraffe

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 2 роки тому

    Swear half the scenes in this film are just Tom waking up in strange places.

  • @goodygumdrops2105
    @goodygumdrops2105 3 роки тому +4

    It's all fun an games till the ira call till ur door

  • @fikol25
    @fikol25 5 років тому

    hhehehe amazing

  • @splitters2477
    @splitters2477 4 роки тому +3

    Danny dyer- is the pricks,prick.....😂😂😂

  • @eugenebarker5259
    @eugenebarker5259 2 роки тому

    Had that a few times lol

  • @tamhaswoods9056
    @tamhaswoods9056 6 років тому +6

    Fackin BIW-bowds!

  • @P1mpMyBr1de
    @P1mpMyBr1de 3 роки тому

    This was shot in Hayes right 🤔

  • @damo128
    @damo128 4 роки тому +8

    how he kept a straight face is beyond me....he's already been dead if he touched his wife

  • @benjani4143
    @benjani4143 2 роки тому

    I know your winding me up 😂

  • @kyran7264
    @kyran7264 2 роки тому

    Legendary! hahahahahaha

  • @HHM706
    @HHM706 5 років тому +1

    yep check your knuckles sunshine. Haha

  • @patc6286
    @patc6286 7 років тому +4

    Belter scene this, haha imagine doin' this to yer mate fuckin' quality. :)

  • @wearelivinginthematrix5367
    @wearelivinginthematrix5367 4 роки тому

    Looooooool

  • @alanhargreaves-thevoiceofr2361

    Neil Maskell . . ..the thinking mans Alastair simm

  • @deanryan8611
    @deanryan8611 4 роки тому +1

    Rod winston Churchill lookalike

  • @Hells_Gift_MB
    @Hells_Gift_MB Рік тому

    Jeeeeesus Tom

  • @dickkymorris9244
    @dickkymorris9244 3 роки тому

    Wow

  • @laneylydon9029
    @laneylydon9029 8 років тому

    awww Danny baby

  • @Rammstenfreakever
    @Rammstenfreakever 4 роки тому

    Fucking funny that innit! Have a fucking laugh will you go on!! 😂😂😂

  • @Jessebella1
    @Jessebella1 3 роки тому +1

    Just looks like Danny going to any guys house to be honest

    • @Jessebella1
      @Jessebella1 2 роки тому

      @George Saddington loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i love it

  • @catlikepizzagaming8280
    @catlikepizzagaming8280 3 роки тому +1

    This was me last night, pretty sure I didn’t beat up Barbara luckily

  • @Willz21afc
    @Willz21afc 4 роки тому +1

    3:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @y2slapyy355
    @y2slapyy355 4 роки тому

    Is In south of london

  • @FATAL0B5OL3T1ON
    @FATAL0B5OL3T1ON 5 років тому

    "i wash me hands of this one cunts been throwing darts at me"

  • @juampaism
    @juampaism 2 роки тому +1

    HELP: I`ve herd this phrase many times but cannot get it right, can anyone tell me what he says? kick the ... 2:04

  • @esssexboy
    @esssexboy 6 місяців тому

    Alot of folk don't like Danny Dyer. Personally i love him. Straight from humble beginnings in Canning Town to being a massive success. Alot of jealousy out there

  • @dav01kar
    @dav01kar 3 роки тому +2

    Tom should of knew it was a wind up, Billy Bright would of been round in a shot if it did happen, just saying in reality.

  • @southstandloyalblock37stok94

    Jesus Tom

  • @SHOOTA.79
    @SHOOTA.79 Рік тому

    So thats were simon Nichols be hiding....if micky steel or jack find yas...

  • @CycolacFan
    @CycolacFan 3 роки тому +6

    So did everyone who was in on the joke just stand around waiting all day for him to wake up…?

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Рік тому +1

      I mean it's a Sunday everyones sleeping off a hangover it's not like they took time out of the day for it.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan Рік тому

      @@toffeelatte6042 they must have taken time out, unless they all slept in the garden.

    • @_ATW_
      @_ATW_ 11 місяців тому

      They were probably texting each other about when he woke up and when he was going to Billy's house etc.

  • @baileytaylor9798
    @baileytaylor9798 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve been there, never broke a birds jaw tho.

  • @irw1970
    @irw1970 4 роки тому

    Billy B is the mutts

  • @leecullen7651
    @leecullen7651 4 роки тому +2

    A beloved ex girlfriend of mine wound me up like this after a night on Stella and jack Daniels, she said I called her some very unspeakable and very unprintable things.