Stages of Life Portrayed by Minecraft

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  • @Dayum
    @Dayum  4 роки тому +4781

    Dragon Raja download link: app.adjust.com/5puvjsu

  • @andrew13yearsago2
    @andrew13yearsago2 4 роки тому +8047

    Parents: "Our baby is saying his first words"
    Baby: *"This video is sponsored by raid shadow legends"*

    • @thanmaygowda2618
      @thanmaygowda2618 4 роки тому +147

      Dragon Raja kidd

    • @MartinMizner
      @MartinMizner 4 роки тому +82

      Never mind, this one has really became legend in category most annoying.

    • @isarea_
      @isarea_ 4 роки тому +42

      Yup. I said that too...when I was borned

    • @nerymuniz6427
      @nerymuniz6427 4 роки тому +44

      YEET The Child

    • @Genk1-f9b
      @Genk1-f9b 4 роки тому +62

      Dad: **loads shotgun**
      We failed him, there is no turning back.

  • @svyazball5288
    @svyazball5288 4 роки тому +3932

    "He's going to say his first words"
    Him: *Quotes an entire ad*

    • @YourneighborJade
      @YourneighborJade 4 роки тому +23

      Yes! Lmao

    • @isarea_
      @isarea_ 4 роки тому +17

      Y e s

    • @sm10_2
      @sm10_2 4 роки тому +46

      UA-camr's kid be like:

    • @kd4n347
      @kd4n347 4 роки тому +20

      @@sm10_2 UA-camr kid be like

    • @sm10_2
      @sm10_2 4 роки тому +5

      @@kd4n347 my IQ is way too low to understand you

  • @matthewseryOLD
    @matthewseryOLD 4 роки тому +485

    "Bullying"
    **YT Premium ad shows up**
    Me: why u bully me

  • @kaileyreyess
    @kaileyreyess 3 роки тому +162

    Lol, I love how you called it "magical grass" instead of weed.

    • @Tails049
      @Tails049 3 роки тому +7

      Cuz it *IS* the magical grass

    • @ythewoodpeckerfan5286
      @ythewoodpeckerfan5286 3 роки тому +9

      Me if i was teenager in "trying out new "stuff"" i would kick trollface in the face then nutz then face then repeat

    • @unsightedshadow2780
      @unsightedshadow2780 2 роки тому +4

      Family friendly edition.

    • @Goldfish_Gamer
      @Goldfish_Gamer 2 роки тому +2

      DRUGS I MEAN MAGICAL GRASS REALLY MADE ME WANT HIM TO DRIVE 😂

    • @SlightlyUniqueYTER
      @SlightlyUniqueYTER Рік тому +1

      Magical grass is very funny

  • @Chunn01
    @Chunn01 4 роки тому +569

    *Kid: *doesn't want to do homework**
    *Dad: Your free trial of life has ended*

    • @pupcake190
      @pupcake190 4 роки тому +7

      XDDD

    • @BlockGamingOfficialYT
      @BlockGamingOfficialYT 4 роки тому +3

      You mean mom cus my mom says that and my dad doesnt

    • @DoomooDguy
      @DoomooDguy 4 роки тому +3

      (pulls out axe)
      I H O P E Y O U D I E I N A F I R E

    • @Chunn01
      @Chunn01 4 роки тому +2

      @@DoomooDguy AAHAHAHA DUDE YOU MADE MY DAY

    • @TheBuilderPro2025
      @TheBuilderPro2025 3 роки тому

      @@DoomooDguy no idiot

  • @poptart3yearsagoonamondayn766
    @poptart3yearsagoonamondayn766 4 роки тому +527

    When the “having kids” part come on I was like
    “Oh no”

    • @tirpitz3273
      @tirpitz3273 4 роки тому +14

      Lol waddya expecting 😂😂

    • @Xaydex87
      @Xaydex87 4 роки тому +10

      *oh no*

    • @Potato-yx7ym
      @Potato-yx7ym 4 роки тому +10

      @@tirpitz3273 we ain’t gonna tell you ;)

    • @tirpitz3273
      @tirpitz3273 4 роки тому +5

      @@Potato-yx7ym jokes on you already know that

    • @tirpitz3273
      @tirpitz3273 4 роки тому +2

      OMG nobody broke the 69 like k?

  • @goofyknight_9693
    @goofyknight_9693 4 роки тому +1093

    The baby’s first words were so smooth I thought the whole sponsership was just a very long joke

    • @GoNo0513
      @GoNo0513 4 роки тому +13

      I'm never gonna give you up I'm never gonna let you down

    • @coolgamer0834
      @coolgamer0834 4 роки тому +9

      @@GoNo0513 never gonna run around and hurt yoooou

    • @Surfbot_animations
      @Surfbot_animations 4 роки тому +6

      @@coolgamer0834 never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye

    • @coolgamer0834
      @coolgamer0834 4 роки тому +3

      @@Surfbot_animations Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @vivaanmahato8789
      @vivaanmahato8789 4 роки тому

      This game looks cool but I can download because I have many games

  • @maryiumamir3636
    @maryiumamir3636 Рік тому +5

    I like how dragon raja can make you have a kid with this entire video being about growing up

  • @slimeyzzz3042
    @slimeyzzz3042 4 роки тому +3025

    Baby: “d-d-d-“
    Dad: “he’s gonna say daddy!”
    Baby: “d-d-d- *dragon Raja* “

    • @minecraftrockgirl3845
      @minecraftrockgirl3845 4 роки тому +63

      underrated comment-

    • @diobrando5802
      @diobrando5802 4 роки тому +18

      @@minecraftrockgirl3845 afton

    • @talkabouteyec4ndy
      @talkabouteyec4ndy 4 роки тому +60

      @@diobrando5802 I was lost and was afraid
      I believed all of their lies
      I believed that I was safe
      And that I would never die
      Now I'm all alone
      I've been hiding in the dark
      I just want to go home
      But my deeds send me too far
      All stay strong
      We live eternally
      All is well in the Afton family
      Lives, they fell to pure insanity
      All is hell in the Afton family
      I never did go near
      'Cause I know just what I saw
      Yet on a day of joy
      My life ended to their flaws
      Now I'm all alone
      Fighting monsters in the dark
      I wish thag I could live
      But i fear I've gone too far
      All stay strong
      We live eternally
      All is well in the Afton family
      Lives, they fell to pure insanity
      All is hell in the Afton family
      I often do pretend
      Can't you see I'm broken down
      I wish this were the end
      But continue on I vow
      Now I'm all alone
      I'm still hiding in the dark
      As saddened souls, we roam
      We can only go so far
      All stay strong
      We live eternally
      All is well in the Afton family
      Lives, they fell to pure insanity
      All is hell in the Afton family
      Always begging please
      Yet the outcome I would dread
      I've fallen to my knees
      Let my pride get to my head
      Now I'm all alone
      Hearing whispers in the dark
      I wander through the past
      Seeing memories afar
      All stay strong
      We live eternally
      All is well in the Afton family
      Lives, they fell to pure insanity
      All is hell in the Afton family

    • @MrsWhit2010
      @MrsWhit2010 4 роки тому +21

      **insert dragon raja in the style of Flamingo Earraping You while saying it here**

    • @diobrando5802
      @diobrando5802 4 роки тому +8

      @@talkabouteyec4ndy YESSS

  • @RandomPerson-vn9vj
    @RandomPerson-vn9vj 4 роки тому +401

    Omg his first words were: this video is sponsored by Dragon Raja

  • @MaxLovesNascarOfficial
    @MaxLovesNascarOfficial 3 роки тому +1356

    The baby’s first words “THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY DRAGON RAJA.” epic first words.

    • @AceTechn0
      @AceTechn0 3 роки тому +25

      I thought he was gonna say raid shadow legends lol

    • @MaxLovesNascarOfficial
      @MaxLovesNascarOfficial 3 роки тому +6

      @Acedman190 same

    • @kevinanimation1307
      @kevinanimation1307 3 роки тому +1

      @@AceTechn0 sam

    • @RealMysticalMan
      @RealMysticalMan 3 роки тому +5

      @@AceTechn0 that game sucks because it is scamming UA-camrs so no more raid shadow legends they say they will give you money so you do the sponsor and then you dont get it and i sw an entire video of it and that's why I know

    • @kesavaveerareddy
      @kesavaveerareddy 3 роки тому

      @@RealMysticalMan7juh

  • @sadtayo3333
    @sadtayo3333 2 роки тому +3

    Baby: Thank you Dragon Raja for sponsoring this video. [baby sounds]

  • @Angle.
    @Angle. 4 роки тому +11020

    Parents: our baby is about to say his first words! Baby: only a small percentage of my viewers are actually subscribed

  • @prinskaidou4126
    @prinskaidou4126 4 роки тому +507

    In 'finding a partner' she rejected the dude because she knows it was him who bullied her in classroom lol

  • @Da.Gamer.Yep11223
    @Da.Gamer.Yep11223 Рік тому +4

    Parents: hes gonna say it
    Dayum: This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja

  • @XPForever
    @XPForever 4 роки тому +655

    "Hes going to say his first words!"
    *makes a entire anime fight*

    • @ig_maika00
      @ig_maika00 4 роки тому +2

      Lolmao

    • @markdaniel4885
      @markdaniel4885 4 роки тому

      a entire?
      what

    • @BarpenterCroot
      @BarpenterCroot 4 роки тому +1

      @@markdaniel4885 don't judge people by their grammar he must've been from a foreign country or some kind of type

    • @jericklee5313
      @jericklee5313 4 роки тому

      Soo acurrate Lol

    • @AnaClara-si2dm
      @AnaClara-si2dm 3 роки тому

      @@xoxolan i never seen "💅 😂" on my dictionary
      Mds falar em inglês é difícil

  • @PseudoLlama
    @PseudoLlama 4 роки тому +246

    "He is going to say his first word"
    "This video is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @elayna___
    @elayna___ 4 роки тому +433

    Parents: Our baby is about to say his first words!
    Baby: Hello everyone this is YOUR Daily Dose Of Internet.

  • @Mpumezable
    @Mpumezable Рік тому +10

    Mom:he's going to say his first word!
    Him:*turns into an ad*
    Me: he ain't sayin' his first word words he's saying his first ad

  • @x4242x
    @x4242x 4 роки тому +370

    Kid: _doesn't eat vegetables_
    Mother: your free trial of living has ended

    • @ifardedveryloud420
      @ifardedveryloud420 4 роки тому +5

      AHAHAHAHAHA BRUH

    • @superlemonyshark
      @superlemonyshark 4 роки тому +10

      Mom: hey guys welcome back to my channel. I'm going to teach you how to say YEETUS to an already born fetus

    • @gaysriharam4501
      @gaysriharam4501 4 роки тому

      @@superlemonyshark ua-cam.com/video/wCbr2mFhslQ/v-deo.html
      ☝️

    • @bananasundae8345
      @bananasundae8345 4 роки тому

      Just give the Magic Grass

    • @spyro3604
      @spyro3604 4 роки тому +1

      That mother is abuse to her living threat

  • @facebruh3243
    @facebruh3243 4 роки тому +171

    Kid: Yeets carrot on ground
    Mother: Your free trial of yeeting has ended

  • @triovask1880
    @triovask1880 4 роки тому +1254

    Parents: "Our baby is saying his first words"
    Son - " Bruh "
    edit - thanks for my first 1st ever 1k likes

  • @wmatheson1611
    @wmatheson1611 3 роки тому +2

    “He’s about to say his first words!”
    Baby: *quotes a ad for a sponsor*
    Dad: am disappointed in you

  • @iijace9138
    @iijace9138 4 роки тому +342

    screen: bullying
    **ad suddenly appears**
    me: yes the ad Is bullying me

    • @Tarkrat-s9d
      @Tarkrat-s9d 4 роки тому +6

      It happend to me too

    • @marieperez1453
      @marieperez1453 4 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @Tarkrat-s9d
      @Tarkrat-s9d 4 роки тому

      @@marieperez1453 i think everybody gets the ad

    • @Tarkrat-s9d
      @Tarkrat-s9d 4 роки тому

      @@sackaboulians128 who cares

    • @comert89
      @comert89 4 роки тому

      Why do you look like GRIAN with blue shirt.

  • @DUCKARMYHEHE
    @DUCKARMYHEHE 3 роки тому +206

    I love it that he does the sponsor after mom says "our baby is going to say his first word!"

  • @70Lu07
    @70Lu07 4 роки тому +459

    Kid: doesn't eat the carrot
    Mom: [starts punching the toddler]

    • @phantom_ofvengeance
      @phantom_ofvengeance 4 роки тому +10

      Magical grass is better ;)

    • @kokiiouma3820
      @kokiiouma3820 4 роки тому +5

      Balanced as all things should be.

    • @idostuff6721
      @idostuff6721 4 роки тому +1

      @@phantom_ofvengeance yep

    • @randomdude8907
      @randomdude8907 4 роки тому +9

      Nah
      Kid: doesn't wanna eat the carrot
      Mom: *starts murdering the child first by punching it then pushing it to the back of its chair so it cracks it's skull*

    • @infernics8706
      @infernics8706 4 роки тому +4

      @@randomdude8907 really... descriptive...

  • @K7_K_x6n
    @K7_K_x6n 2 роки тому +35

    I love how he uses villagers as background people

  • @windestruct
    @windestruct 3 роки тому +872

    **realizes that he gave his own child like 30yr old homework**

  • @UMIF001
    @UMIF001 4 роки тому +585

    Baby: Peacefull mode
    Child: Normal mode
    Teenager: Hard mode
    Adult: Hardcore mode

    • @carljohnson8348
      @carljohnson8348 4 роки тому +19

      Spoiler

    • @flagogaming7012
      @flagogaming7012 4 роки тому +6

      Op

    • @HarshDragoon
      @HarshDragoon 4 роки тому +13

      @@carljohnson8348 Bruh Watch the video first then comments

    • @HarshDragoon
      @HarshDragoon 4 роки тому +5

      @@carljohnson8348 Yea I Know On mobile you can’t hide the comments

    • @HarshDragoon
      @HarshDragoon 4 роки тому +5

      @@carljohnson8348 But Dayum is the top comment so you would need to go down in the comments

  • @kirbywithaknife1722
    @kirbywithaknife1722 4 роки тому +864

    I want to see a “zoom classes portrayed by minecraft”

    • @CancerDeBolas
      @CancerDeBolas 4 роки тому +1

      Up

    • @ig_maika00
      @ig_maika00 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @DEVTHEGREAT636
      @DEVTHEGREAT636 4 роки тому +1

      u cant comment in this video ua-cam.com/video/1v1d5Q_TolA/v-deo.html

    • @rohann173
      @rohann173 4 роки тому

      @@DEVTHEGREAT636 STOP

    • @blocksurfer1234
      @blocksurfer1234 4 роки тому +10

      @@DEVTHEGREAT636 Your right. We can't. So we won't go there.

  • @fakerake707
    @fakerake707 4 роки тому +376

    Baby: throws carrot away
    Mom: beats the baby to death

  • @sayruahs
    @sayruahs 4 роки тому +196

    Parents: Our baby is going to say his first words
    Baby: My life is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    • @kittyplays_uk1729
      @kittyplays_uk1729 4 роки тому +10

      Baby : Wait before we carry on with my life, I would like to say. My life is sponsored by raid shadow legends

    • @vaughnsigfredvinluan4418
      @vaughnsigfredvinluan4418 4 роки тому +5

      @@kittyplays_uk1729 almost every game i play in among us: this is sponsored by *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

    • @arandomgirl306
      @arandomgirl306 4 роки тому

      You mean the mailman?

    • @gaysriharam4501
      @gaysriharam4501 4 роки тому

      @@arandomgirl306 hey hey hey
      ua-cam.com/video/wCbr2mFhslQ/v-deo.html

    • @arandomgirl306
      @arandomgirl306 4 роки тому

      @@gaysriharam4501 he replied XD

  • @Re_chaos
    @Re_chaos Рік тому +2

    “Our baby is going to say his first words!”
    Baby: *starts freakin advertising*

  • @justarandompotato7500
    @justarandompotato7500 4 роки тому +467

    Plot twist: his partner was actually the kid that he bullied

  • @marcx853
    @marcx853 4 роки тому +194

    Baby: "drinks a bucket of milk"
    Child services: write that down, write that down

  • @MaxLovesNascarOfficial
    @MaxLovesNascarOfficial 3 роки тому +742

    On the bullying part you should’ve named the emeralds “Lunch Money”

    • @ghost-cathybrid
      @ghost-cathybrid 3 роки тому +8

      Yea lmao

    • @brodin18
      @brodin18 3 роки тому +8

      Yea true

    • @kvngu
      @kvngu 3 роки тому +19

      Well he used the money for drugs so idk-

    • @Cheseyhead
      @Cheseyhead 3 роки тому +9

      in america

    • @the1nxd
      @the1nxd 3 роки тому +3

      @@kvngu weed not drugs

  • @nabhanhossain8616
    @nabhanhossain8616 2 роки тому +1

    "He gonna say his first words!"
    Dayum: *says an entire advertisement instead of mama or dada*

  • @L1abilityy
    @L1abilityy 4 роки тому +480

    Mom: eat a carrot
    Me: chokes to death
    Also mom: now have another

  • @pacomatic9833
    @pacomatic9833 4 роки тому +254

    0:20
    "How does he already know english?"
    "How is he making a sponsor ad?"

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 4 роки тому +2

      @Jad Jamal - EIS MYP 2
      He did that because

    • @Loggog
      @Loggog 4 роки тому +1

      Because

    • @petethecateyy2125
      @petethecateyy2125 4 роки тому +2

      BECAUSE THATS WHAT A 1809 YEAR OLD WOULD SAY BECAUSE ITS A BABY IN DISGUISE

    • @jaezun
      @jaezun 4 роки тому +1

      Becuase

    • @piyushpiyush5800
      @piyushpiyush5800 4 роки тому

      @Pacomatic Because hi is not Indian

  • @thatwasinteresting...8978
    @thatwasinteresting...8978 3 роки тому +537

    Me: presses leave bed
    Everyone else at the funeral:

  • @dearestnewland
    @dearestnewland Рік тому +2

    He's about to say his first words.
    Baby : This video is sponsored by world of warships

  • @bonbonted8646
    @bonbonted8646 4 роки тому +173

    Parents: our child is going to say his first word
    Child: This birth was sponsored by raid shadow legends

  • @gravytiles8807
    @gravytiles8807 4 роки тому +244

    Parents: Our baby is about to say his first words!
    Baby: *Dragon Raja*

    • @janecobb6263
      @janecobb6263 4 роки тому +3

      D- d-d *dragon raja*

    • @XPForever
      @XPForever 4 роки тому +1

      *Sponsors a whole MMORPG game experiencie*

    • @jijithirdeye
      @jijithirdeye 4 роки тому +1

      Lul

    • @tayminator_BS
      @tayminator_BS 4 роки тому +1

      Dragon raja its the worst game its better fortnite gta and Among us

    • @爪丨-丂卂几
      @爪丨-丂卂几 4 роки тому

      *Gets paid to do a whole sponsorship as an infant..*

  • @shyamnarayanvishwakarma120
    @shyamnarayanvishwakarma120 4 роки тому +374

    1:29 his dad: **confuse screaming**

    • @pinksky0957
      @pinksky0957 4 роки тому +7

      He's like "I'm a human, my wife is a human, BUT MY BABY IS A TREE"

    • @DEVTHEGREAT636
      @DEVTHEGREAT636 4 роки тому

      u cant comment in this video ua-cam.com/video/1v1d5Q_TolA/v-deo.html

    • @doul107
      @doul107 4 роки тому +2

      @@pinksky0957 she’s been getting pounded by a tree

    • @pinksky0957
      @pinksky0957 4 роки тому

      @@doul107 WHEEZE

  • @Toothpick-Roblox
    @Toothpick-Roblox Рік тому +1

    parents: *our baby is about to say his first words!*
    Him: *Quotes an entire ad*

  • @evyleen3068
    @evyleen3068 4 роки тому +707

    i only came here for the “dad’s belt”

  • @jeinzvr1510
    @jeinzvr1510 4 роки тому +90

    Our baby is about to say his first words!
    Baby: Only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed.
    Parents: *loads gun*

  • @CassieMaissie
    @CassieMaissie 3 роки тому +346

    "The baby going to say his first word!"
    Baby:Ammoo ggus
    Mom:instant regret

    • @raindoset5408
      @raindoset5408 3 роки тому +11

      Dad: omg amogus referenc 😳😳😡😱😱😳😮😮😮😳

    • @cookiebro78
      @cookiebro78 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @Cooldzin
      @Cooldzin 3 роки тому +1

      "oh no hes retarded"

    • @onerandomyoutuber6534
      @onerandomyoutuber6534 3 роки тому +2

      Parents have retarded baby, instantly regrets it

    • @Shxnerr
      @Shxnerr 3 роки тому

      Yup. . , .
      O

  • @bobotapologo900
    @bobotapologo900 2 роки тому +1

    "our baby is about to say he's first word"
    Baby: this video is sponsored by *DRAGON RAJA*

  • @minecraftorroblox2668
    @minecraftorroblox2668 3 роки тому +134

    Mom: Our baby is about to say their first word
    Me: We've been trying to contact you about your cars extened warranty...

  • @wofty33
    @wofty33 3 роки тому +586

    Adulthood: *still closing the fridge slowly to see if the light turns off*
    Edit: i accidentally pressed the button...

    • @stoneblock9468
      @stoneblock9468 3 роки тому +14

      I can confirm the fridge light turns off when you close it.

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 3 роки тому +3

      @@stoneblock9468 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE *SNIFFS*

    • @atpiss
      @atpiss 3 роки тому +1

      @@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry OML
      **SNIFFY SNIFF SNIFF**

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 3 роки тому +9

      There is a button that when pushed turns the lights off, i discovered it after many hours of research and observation 🧐

    • @rk_19
      @rk_19 3 роки тому

      @@stoneblock9468 Za Warudo?

  • @redaxtyd5986
    @redaxtyd5986 4 роки тому +568

    Lazy Dads be like:
    Uh, life

  • @SharpThin
    @SharpThin 3 роки тому +18

    The best minecraft item should be Dad's Belt
    Dad's Belt
    - Instantly Mines Stuff
    - Instantly Kill Everything
    - Teleport
    - Infinite Range
    - Walk Trough Blocks
    - Fly
    - Cant Take Damage
    - Bridges When Falling
    - Can Get Any Item Ever
    - Shoots Fireballs
    -Climb Up Walls
    -Speed

  • @marcellofp7465
    @marcellofp7465 4 роки тому +220

    Him: *Eats “magical grass”*
    Vision: *Insert death note intro 2*

  • @linerislined02
    @linerislined02 3 роки тому +431

    Everybody noticing That when he gets older he gains more health

  • @Chillfeild431
    @Chillfeild431 3 роки тому +198

    Mom: our baby is gonna say it’s first word!
    Dayum: *Says five million words*

  • @maritajonsson6081
    @maritajonsson6081 2 дні тому +1

    1:43 PFFT WE’LL BE RIGTH BACK! KILLED ME IS HE OK?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Him: Hits shelf. the shelf: creaks Nobody: WE’LL BE RIGTH BACK!

  • @Spifel
    @Spifel 3 роки тому +185

    2:43 so this is where derp learned how to survive the blocking dead I see.

  • @roshandissanayake5792
    @roshandissanayake5792 4 роки тому +225

    3:25 I ve got a bad feeling about this.

  • @emerybrown6145
    @emerybrown6145 4 роки тому +95

    Parents: omg he's about to say his first word!
    Baby: d- d- da- this life is sponsored by nord vpn
    Parents: ...

  • @Mcc_042
    @Mcc_042 2 роки тому +1

    I love the fact that you put a sponser in the start of the video lol. And, can we just appreciate the thumbnail?

  • @maheswariduraipandian5721
    @maheswariduraipandian5721 3 роки тому +291

    It's funny how he had full 10 hearts during the prebirth stage and not in infancy

  • @raxanimations7215
    @raxanimations7215 4 роки тому +692

    This is so *accurate*

  • @catznip6751
    @catznip6751 4 роки тому +179

    0:01 - 0:02 intro
    0:04 - 0:15 pre birth
    0:16 - 1:35 infancy
    1:35 - 1:59 toddler years
    2:01 - 2:30 eating habits
    2:32 - 3:02 childhood
    3:02 - 3:33 homework
    3:35 - 3:41 puberty
    3:41 - 4:02 teenage years
    4:02 - 4:18 bullying
    4:18 - 5:00 trying out new stuff
    5:00 - 5:20 adulthood
    5:20 - 6:36 financial freedom
    6:36 - 6:59 finding a partner
    6:59 - 7:17 getting married
    7:17 - 8:07 middle age
    8:07 - 8:42 going out to buy some milk
    8:42 - 8:57 old age
    8:57 - 9:16 outro

  • @alessandrolodi2608
    @alessandrolodi2608 3 роки тому +4

    Parents:our baby is going to say his first word
    His first word:an ad of a dragon game

  • @ordamatic7555
    @ordamatic7555 3 роки тому +268

    The four horsemen of scaring kids:
    Dad’s Belt
    Slipper
    Cane
    Homework

  • @ahlamkastiro3154
    @ahlamkastiro3154 3 роки тому +363

    ITS GETTING TOO REALISTIC, THE DAD WENT TO BUY MILK-

    • @Fluezany
      @Fluezany 3 роки тому +10

      And took years to find

    • @ggyt4267
      @ggyt4267 3 роки тому +7

      And came when he won the lottery

    • @Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek
      @Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek 3 роки тому +2

      Those people could not be called ,,DADS''. Just monster can left kid behind!

    • @superbro100
      @superbro100 3 роки тому +3

      @@Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek you are right

    • @geckocraft7948
      @geckocraft7948 3 роки тому

      Lol, I go get the milk. Can’t fool me DAD!

  • @possiblymatt7970
    @possiblymatt7970 4 роки тому +121

    Dayum: **gives 2 emerald to drug dealer**
    Drug Dealer: Here, have some _mAgIcAl gRaSs_

  • @gaurdianwolves200
    @gaurdianwolves200 Рік тому +4

    5:10 sounded so real like it was right next to me, and made me jump LOL

  • @nashad978
    @nashad978 3 роки тому +238

    My dad left me so thank goodness i never got "the belt" but my grandma however

  • @snico_
    @snico_ 4 роки тому +377

    As a teenage I can say three full size cakes fit in my pockets. This is definitely true.

  • @MrClayDuck
    @MrClayDuck 4 роки тому +345

    childhood, when the rain drop that you chose didn't win the race: *why*

    • @mrburgerlover5393
      @mrburgerlover5393 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck off you cringe shitblox kid

    • @-No-32
      @-No-32 3 роки тому +22

      @@mrburgerlover5393 How bout you fuck off

    • @NalanzFCroadsaviationetc
      @NalanzFCroadsaviationetc 3 роки тому +1

      So good doctor não sou assim mesmo ota Dra Ana Clara não

    • @plop9358
      @plop9358 3 роки тому

      @Tommy’s Disc so relatable

    • @MrClayDuck
      @MrClayDuck 3 роки тому +2

      @@-No-32 yea

  • @AlanIsAwesomewow
    @AlanIsAwesomewow 5 місяців тому +1

    Mom: "Our baby is going to say his first word!"
    Baby: "ThIs ViDeO iS sPoNsOrEd By DrAgOn RaJa"

  • @ab_4583
    @ab_4583 4 роки тому +99

    Being in the teenager stage makes me wish to go back to the prebirth stage

  • @Zarr1r
    @Zarr1r 4 роки тому +77

    The baby : was trying to telling about sponsor
    What his parent heard : goo goo gaa gaa goo goo gaa goo ga

  • @wufflz
    @wufflz 3 роки тому +90

    This weirdly hit me with a wave of nostalgia

  • @Funkin2003
    @Funkin2003 5 місяців тому +1

    Kids at their first day ever in school: THIS IS AMAZING!
    Kids after years: what our parents did...

  • @acb44gabriel78
    @acb44gabriel78 4 роки тому +195

    Imagine giving a bucket with milk rather than giving him a bottle urself

  • @dioni_progaming66
    @dioni_progaming66 3 роки тому +108

    -Mom: Our baby will say their first word
    -Baby: Dragon Raj is our sponsor

    • @kpop.for_life
      @kpop.for_life 3 роки тому +1

      it's mom, not dad

    • @corightes9579
      @corightes9579 3 роки тому +1

      @@kpop.for_life shush it’s a mistake

    • @kpop.for_life
      @kpop.for_life 3 роки тому +1

      @@corightes9579 I know it's just mistake, okay!? I'm not hating anyone, okay??

    • @Starstruck8970
      @Starstruck8970 3 роки тому

      @@kpop.for_life Shut it

    • @kpop.for_life
      @kpop.for_life 3 роки тому +1

      OMG YOU DON'T NEED TO HATE MEEEEEE OKAY!? I KNOW IT'S JUST A MISTAKE, I'M NOT STUPID!!!!!!

  • @TydothOld
    @TydothOld 4 роки тому +52

    Mom: "He is going to say his first words!"
    Baby: "This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja, There is many things to do like raising a baby, Building a house and so much more! Download it in link in discription!"

    • @allanhanan
      @allanhanan 4 роки тому +2

      Dad: "You are an failure"

  • @FrustratedCat33
    @FrustratedCat33 2 роки тому +1

    Parents: "Our baby is saying his first words :) :D"
    Baby: "THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY THE HOME DEPOT"

  • @BirbBoiYT
    @BirbBoiYT 4 роки тому +26

    "Going to get milk" should have had him instantly walk into a portal.

  • @H4rvvo
    @H4rvvo 4 роки тому +82

    Mum: “this baby is gonna say it’s first word!”
    Baby: punches
    Parents: “oh no, I know what’s happening”
    Baby: “this video is sponsored by-“
    Dad: “how is our son getting sponsored already”
    Mum: “does that mean, my baby is gonna be a UA-camr?”
    Dad: “I’m afraid so”
    Baby: “-thank you for sponsoring this video”
    Dad: shakes his head no

  • @senorfryingpan9685
    @senorfryingpan9685 4 роки тому +79

    Mother: Our baby is going to say his first words!
    Baby: *Let's thank our sponsor*

  • @andyngo8223
    @andyngo8223 2 роки тому +3

    "Going out to buy milk"
    Most important part of a dad's life.

  • @notfloweyyt7618
    @notfloweyyt7618 3 роки тому +269

    The fact this showed a kid getting weed is amazingly hilarious.

    • @man4g3r42
      @man4g3r42 3 роки тому +3

      I just realized it

    • @GabSenpaiiii
      @GabSenpaiiii 3 роки тому

      What is weed?

    • @ljgames2752
      @ljgames2752 3 роки тому +8

      A drug don’t do drugs kids

    • @man4g3r42
      @man4g3r42 3 роки тому +6

      @@GabSenpaiiii deadly sugar

    • @man4g3r42
      @man4g3r42 3 роки тому +3

      @@ljgames2752 no it's deadly sugar

  • @riantly
    @riantly 3 роки тому +248

    Parents: Our baby is gonna say his first words!
    The baby: *This video is sponsored by Genshin Impact.*

    • @kiankhe5357
      @kiankhe5357 3 роки тому

      Because she/he by some big bed duh

    • @scarymapping4262
      @scarymapping4262 3 роки тому

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awkard

    • @epicdud5905
      @epicdud5905 3 роки тому +2

      This baby is sponsored by RAID shadow legends

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 3 роки тому +3

      this ideo is sponsored by raid shadow legends

    • @Adamharroukfr
      @Adamharroukfr 3 роки тому

      @@TheWagonroast the earth is sponsered bye raid shadow legends

  • @jared12yearsago
    @jared12yearsago 4 роки тому +207

    “Wow, our baby is wood!”

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 роки тому +3

      _relatable™_

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 3 роки тому

      Are they referencing me?

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 роки тому

      @@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 *NO*

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 3 роки тому

      @@IcyBune *whispers in deep fried earrape* MY HAND IS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW

    • @NSS7779
      @NSS7779 3 роки тому

      @@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 no one comments like that weirdo

  • @franciskleinlaluanyt4631
    @franciskleinlaluanyt4631 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the video!
    Now i have an idea for the life stages!

  • @earthturtle4003
    @earthturtle4003 4 роки тому +164

    “Bullying”
    Me and the other bullied people: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @galahadwr2587
    @galahadwr2587 3 роки тому +55

    Very realistic:
    Your boss saw you not working and then he comes to you with an axe in his hand.

  • @genoteerdekoe
    @genoteerdekoe 3 роки тому +97

    Parents: our baby is going to say his first words
    Baby: no im not

    • @MrCatoo76
      @MrCatoo76 3 роки тому +2

      well he did say his first words but he should have better said nothing then saying what he said

    • @MrCatoo76
      @MrCatoo76 3 роки тому +1

      he should have shut

    • @Justin0ty
      @Justin0ty 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrCatoo76 bruh

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrCatoo76 r/whoosh

  • @Dave-yp7vz
    @Dave-yp7vz 2 роки тому +1

    I can describe school with 3 words: depression, suffering, torture

  • @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7
    @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 4 роки тому +55

    Teenage Years in the vid: * exist *
    17 years old me who never did none of these watching this: maybe I am an kid

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 3 роки тому +296

    Is the “Dad’s Belt” actually a common thing in households?? I’ve never experienced anything of the sort

    • @waterguy7463
      @waterguy7463 3 роки тому +40

      Yes its very common lmao

    • @oliverdiamond6594
      @oliverdiamond6594 3 роки тому +20

      @@waterguy7463 really?

    • @goldenraven7721
      @goldenraven7721 3 роки тому +11

      Yep

    • @zubsshokeen7255
      @zubsshokeen7255 3 роки тому +28

      You lucky soul

    • @wetestfish
      @wetestfish 3 роки тому +68

      it shouldnt be common, as its a horrible way to teach children. although my mother used things like belts and chanclas

  • @theoffbeatdestination
    @theoffbeatdestination 4 роки тому +156

    Dude the girl who rejects you was the same girl you bullied

    • @Dantheman5127
      @Dantheman5127 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah thats why

    • @Kareem_King
      @Kareem_King 4 роки тому +17

      thats why she hated him and ignored him. or idk if she remember him

    • @danielpark3873
      @danielpark3873 4 роки тому +8

      Um... Her hair color is different so I think probably not. However, The girl he married looked a lot like the girl he used to bully

    • @mohdareeb3836
      @mohdareeb3836 4 роки тому +2

      I also noticed that so true man 👨

    • @robertbalazslorincz8218
      @robertbalazslorincz8218 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh if he didn't bully INSTEAD PROTECTED her he would still have been REJECTED caus nowadays they do REJECTION POLICY.

  • @Kintoru9647
    @Kintoru9647 Рік тому +1

    If my baby started doing a raid shadow legends sponsor i am yeeting him out the window

  • @ifeellikeimveryhigh4342
    @ifeellikeimveryhigh4342 4 роки тому +347

    the teenager giving money to a gang member: *infinitly nods then gives “magical grass”*
    me: *yes*

    • @galaxysmith645
      @galaxysmith645 4 роки тому +3

      Hide the weed

    • @casiel.
      @casiel. 4 роки тому +3

      @@galaxysmith645 it’s *”magical grass”* not that said wEeD

  • @cykablyat9165
    @cykablyat9165 4 роки тому +50

    Dayum: T tt th t
    Mom: he is about to say his first word
    "This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja"

    • @janecobb6263
      @janecobb6263 4 роки тому +1

      D-D-d
      He's gonna say daddy!
      *Dragon Raja