Poland.exe
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2021
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▪Countryballs animated - meme remake video about interwar history of Poland in countryballs. Original meme was made by Deepvoid on his channel.
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Is you make custom flag?
are you polish?
He is Polish
łęrzóążczsz
Wiem że pewnie nikt nie zrozumie ale bardzo faja animacja :D
Poland getting partitioned speed run
Yeah...
Ur sus
soviet expanding territory speed run
sus
Bruv i see you everywhere
*Poland speedruns his history over again*
Her :)
@@PlanktonIsGaming what? No
@@PlanktonIsGaming In doubt, choose girl :) also in my native language wich is portugese it is a feminine name it is said Polônia, but idk if it is masculine or feminine in polish
@@Lati22 foda em
@@Lati22 in polish its polska wich is ya guessed it is a female verion but we dont call poland female in here
Poland: Has allies that refuse to help, was erased from map once, attacked by stronger countries.
Also Poland: *D E T E R M I N A T I O N*
erased 2 times one officialy second for 11 years unofficially
Poland is about to fail the pacifist route
and that too TWO strong countries at the same time
I don't know how us Poles (yes, that's the name for Polish citizens, believe it or not) still exist
Te Amo Polonia Gracias Por Crear A Los Countryballs 🇲🇽❤️🇵🇱
Poland *minding its own busines*
Germany, Russia and Austria: and i took that personally
And i took that-
Хаха, брат помислих че аз съм написал този коментар, а не си спомням да съм гледал това видео! 😂😂😂
Wth look brothers
There were three partitions and this video is about third not first
Всички се объркваме нали и видеото е забавно
Poland:*Is under attack and calls for help*
Allies: *"Understandable, have a nice day"*
im from poland AND ITS NOT NICE
@@AquaLyth wdym im also polish and im not offended by this comment
Poland annexed part of ChekoSlovakia territory.
So nobody helped Poland
@@toha1729 but nobody helped ChekoSlovakia too
@@toha1729 What?!? It was Czechoslovakia who attacked Poland! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Czechoslovak_War
Polska jest zajebista a jej historia jest bardzo ciekawa
poland says yez
No mega zarobista 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 nasza polska
Racja
Rel
Prawie
I love poland. Love from Czechia your brother
Poland: *exists*.
Neighboring countries: It's free real estate.
Ukraine: Yeah-yeah...
You greast tw**
If you are talking about 1772-1918 then yes
Lithuania: walks out of room
@@Selmarya wdym
Poland: *breath*
Germany and russia: *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
USSR: asks Poland to let his troops pass to help Czechoslovakia
Poland: refuses and bites off a piece of Czechoslovakia herself.
USSR: offers Poland military assistance in the face of potential aggression.
Poland: "We will enter Berlin ourselves in two weeks."
😐
Churchill: "It's all over with the Hyena of Europe."
thats not illegal
@@LeningradetZ Poland was not that stupid to let communists in. No one wanted 1920 again. And that part of Czechoslovakia was Polish but Czechs took it in under threat of war declaration by them while Poland defended Europe from communism. Putin likes to spread propaganda that Poland cooperated with Hitler against his "great" country.
@@vertox78 funny, USA thrown the money at Osama Bin Laden because he "fought communism" too.
@@anastasiagileva8711 Funny, when you're one of 90% neorussians brainwashed from communism u might not understand. Even worse, you can defend it :o
0:23 damn best description of polands modern history
Too rel
no matter how often Poland is captured and mocked, this is a strong state with love from Russia
Hi, I'm also from Russia
It must be completely annihilated from the surface of the Earth with fire and magnets
@@nathanhiggers4606 ??
@@panv3308 just kidding
@@nathanhiggers4606 one man From grusia sayed Something similar
Poland: "exists". Neighboring countries: Does anyone want a piece of cake?
Yes
GRAB THE GUNS MATE
@@Germany-wg7px shet
@@Germany-wg7px *o nie-*
@@Germany-wg7px fun fact: you're weak
0:50 I do the last mission while playing amongus
Killers:
Amogus
Amogus
Amog
Amogus
Amog
Thank you for this masterpiece :D
1 rocznica 1 roku do teledysku, moje gratulacje 👏
As a polish dude, i can confirm this is 100% true. Yep. its definently true.
si mislil da bo šlo za parodijo?
Poland can't go into space lol
@@zelenomap oh, screw you then ._.
@@zelenomap actualy, poland was in space. The polish astronaut went into space in 1976 year and he was on Soyuz-30
@@e-xmile1044 oh
0:03 poland being ez clay
0:06 poland simping to jozef pilsudski
0:15 independence yeeeee
0:17 poland speedrunning his history
0:20 *BEAT THE BOLSHEVIKS*
0:23 inflation go brrr
0:26 wladyslaw grabski doesn't know wat to do
0:31 grabski's brain cells multiply
0:34 let's change this to zloty bois
0:36 stanislaw wojciechowski and pilsudski fight bc COUP
0:40 let's build some ports in gdynia yo
0:45 hitler goes megalomaniac
0:47 yo poland watch out or you'll be called polen for the rest of ww2
0:50 the impostors wanted to go for a double kill, but poland was the only person at electrical
Underrated Comment, have a good day
Nice 👍 Lol
Best explenation ever
A gdzie budowa portu w Gdyni
@@witam5801 Nie ma niestety...
As a person from Poland this video can describe what Poland is like
nagrałes to w moje urodziny
0:00 A file known as 'Poland.exe' has been created on This PC.
0:02 A virus has been detected in the file 'Poland.exe'. The Anti-virus has been launched.
0:15 The Anti-virus was successful.
0:46 A possible virus is detected in the file 'Poland.exe'.
0:55 'Poland.exe' has stopped working.
Nie
0:08
There's just something about happily bouncing Poland that fills me with joy :)
terz
Seeing how happy poland is fills you with determination
@@kv-2537 Undertale
@@ciastkod8502 yes
@Pet republic 「Gambi and GamingBoyV2 」 wut
PolishTortoise, that was the great animation!
Congratulations on 100k subscribers !
0:50 Ah shit, here we go again.
0:44 i love how the music fits so well when germany turt into nzai germany
same
@Kakak Satrio wow sherlock, none of us noticed that, and we definetly give a shit about a typo, and it WAS DEFINETLY AN INTENTIONAL ERROR
oh look, world war is going on again
@@jessjuju11 THAT'S DINT AGE WELL
Nazi* or third Reich
ENG:
what program do you use? and cool video btw
POL:
jakiego programu używasz? i fajny filmik jak coś
the thumbnail is Poland when every countryball youtubers threat him as the main antagonist
Poland suffered the same issues through it's history as we did in Hungary.
A friend in need is a friend indeed, greetings from Hungary.
Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki🤜🤛
🇵🇱 ❤️ 🇭🇺
@@meridaskywalker7816 Dokładnie 😁
@@reglan_dev?
I love how the countryballs are returning in popularity
this was the 1st countryballs video i ever watched
omg hi
Jestem z Polski i dumny ze swojej historii!☺️
+1
ale z ludzi z 2022 nikt nie bedzie dumny
@@julciaaa_uwu7782 Nie? Czemu niby?
Какой истории? Быть вечным нашей колонии?)
@@bitopl4919 потому что беженцев вы угнетаете
Kozacka, animacja! Posatrałeś sie widać.
Cały tydzień roboty ń 😶
@@PolishTortoise stary twój kanał sie odbudowywuje jest dużo wyświetleń jak na jeden dzień bo w poprzedniej animacji było mniej ciężka praca daje takie wyniki pozdrawiam 😉
Will you give silesia and pomerania with the bit of bradenburg back
@Kaiser Willhelm II no i was thinking of helping you having l'wow back
But if you're like this i will let russia and germany partition you again
As a polandball I can agree that this happened
0:45 smoothest animation ever seen
0:55 a cholera znowu się zaczyna
Ah gavno, tutaj my idziemy znowu
@Alice Euceda It's polish language, American mate
@Alice Euceda yup polish i though you americanscan can speak and understand polish
@Alice Euceda Привет
Don't lie to me and tell me you haven't watched this more than once.
Dokładnie tak było, ten film powinien być pokazywany na lekcjach historii:)
Edit: 10 razy widziałem ten film i nadal mi mało XD
XD mi tez bo super piosenka i animacja
Mi też
Song: King Dedede's theme (Kirby)
As a Polish person i can say that this is a true Poland moment
0:45 what a nice transition you are really good at Animating
Yeah agreed.
But most good thing here that animation is smooth!
你知道有多少中国人被杀吗？
@@user-bv7xp9yl5w for the safety of you do not continue
@@user-bv7xp9yl5w what Chinese?
@@user-bv7xp9yl5w what chinese dint heard that:)
WHAT A EPIK edit :D
i from Poland
Poland be like: “WYSTARCZY KURWA”
I thought you were a Pole xD
blyat
B
L
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A
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@@craftah Kurwa
@@Selmarya jebote
Przepiękna animacja! Takie pytanie. Ile zajęło Ci zrobienie jej? Myślę że dużo czasu.
Cały tydzień po 3-4 godziny dziennie. Mniej więcej 😉
@@PolishTortoise O kurcze. Myślę jednak że było warto. 😉
Wreszcie jakiś polak
Dasz link do muzyki? Bo jest fajna
@@wojtekkot5095 Po prostu stop gap. A po drugie powinieneś pytac tortoisa xd
Fajnie to wymyśliłeś
0:50 я ждала этого
Imagine if you history teacher gave you this video and asked you to explain what all of this means 🤣
If you are pole it's ez
. . .
its ez to explain just need to think what he is trying to say in these pictures
With this you can learn some history of poland In less than 1 minute
No kurwa, normalnie lepsze niż 4 miesiące na studiach
To ciekawe czego cię tam uczą XD
Really great video 📝
0:10 Piłsudzki XD uśmiechnięty wygląda lepiej
No
Uśmiecha się wąsami😎
Piłsudski a nie pilsudzki
As a polish person I confirm this is 100% accurate 👍 👌
Same bro
But ima American
bruh
@@tatyanabeard1804 love USA :))))
Check the history of Poland before the partitions and then you will see the whole truth and the reason why they wanted to get rid of us was not a weakness, on the contrary. No empire is liked
Polska ma takich sąsiadów że nikt jej nie lubi ale i tak jestem z niej dumny!
Oglądam to poraz dziesiąty i dalej bawi 😂😂
Szkoła : uczy historię polski w 8 lat
Jakiś polski żółw : tajm tu spidran
XDDDDDDDDDD
You in Poland
@@pPreEpYEnGle ?
Idk why but when he jumps it makes me smile
0:08 favorite part
Really cool video
0:10 I love Marshall Piłsudski's smile :)
When you treat your minorities horribly, but no one remembers it:
Rip Poland at the end…
FUCK THIS FLAGUE THAT U HAVE ON PFP
@@polonia966 idź weź zaparz herbatke ziołową bo coś ci mocnego jebło na głowe
@@polonia966 uspokój się i usuń tego nexe z avatara
@@habajuza 🇺🇦❤️🇵🇱
You’re rip with putin we defended ourselves
for some reason in the beginning, poland looks like austria
Kocham twoje filmy 😂
Poland : exist
Germany and Russia: oh look it's free real estate
🇭🇺❤🇵🇱
*Poland* *exists* Its neighbours :Is it for me
😳
👉👈
English:polend is sus
Polski:masz jakiś problem do Polski!?!?!
Pięknie i żywo :)
Ñ
pog
Lol
Taco Boii
I have bad for you guy's D:>
JEST ŹLE!!!!
That is Perfect
(To jest świetne)
Cool job.Thank you.🤩🤩🙃
Grettings from Hungary to our polish friends!
Thanks
For guys from poland :dziękuję
Sup wanna get clapped by some mountaneers in south slovakia again?
@@matejwotb4027 bruh, are you toxic?
@@kristoof19hun83 e
Germany:Give me czechoslovakia and i promise i will be peaceful
This theme plays in background: 0:51
Bad route unlocked
Well it wasn't this way they actually send ultimatum demanding Gdańsk and building highway to today's Kalingrad for peace and some other demands
Poland didn't accept and them boom ww2
OMG! I LOVE THIS VIDEOOOO❤❤❤❤
Schools: teaching polish history in 8 years
Polandball: *becomes dream himself*
Poland: Exists
Neighbours: And I took that
yes.
belarus, lithuania, austria, czechia and slovakia: *am i a joke to you?*
@@slommylover Neither of them existed most of history and Austria did invade Galatzia, (region near Krakow)
@@iberia169 you didn’t technically specify which time
@@slommylover I was focusing more like to the partitions, but yeah, I didnt specificate time
The emotion conveyed in this video is spectacular
0:51
Me : "drunk as all ways" "walks up to pacient"
That poor boy pacient : your not going to kill me are you?
My damn stupid ass mind : ohhh nononono, surely not.
Pacient : then why im here for-
Me : "grabbing random blades and knifes"
Pacient :
There it is, the inspiration of every countryball youtuber.
0:45 So smooth transition ✨🌟
How much times have you been a puppet of other country?
Poland: *_yes_*
Twice :(
And now, Putin is claiming that POLAND has "expansionist ambitions" in western Ukraine out of a desire for "historical reclamation". His government even showed a map with the land split into separate Russian and Polish zones. Probably just absurd propaganda, but quite humorous that the nation he's trying to fear-monger the Ukrainians with is the one that understands oppression more than nearly anyone else and might be the least likely to turn bully.
@@patrycjaborek9406 Sprawdź jak Prusy, Rosja były naszymi marionetkami
I really liked this and I also think its funny🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for putting Poland in CORRECT colour order
Poland be like: Can you leave me alone?
For five seconds!
0:51
Your face when you are the impostor and about to win the game by killing one of the last crewmates alive, but someone calls an emergency meeting and you look sus:
Amogus
@@_x2np_ sus
Amogus Moment
I SAW POLAND GETTING SLICED IN HAVE
@@Prauwlet213 AMOGUS
Poland history in a speed run
its so good i watched it now 4 times
I want to show this to my history teacher. xD
As i'm from Poland you made me cry at the end
Why do I have this every day in my recommendations
I can't believe this is almost 2 years old
I am from Poland and I can confirm that this is 100% true! Pozdrawiam.
POLSKA całe z dużych liter bo jest zajebista
A wlasnie nasze ukochane slowo KURWA
POLSKA BIAŁO CZERWONI!
Kocham Polskę
55 seconds well spent
When a random 1 minute video on UA-cam teaches you more thsn a teacher in 6 years:
as a polish I confirm, this is exactly what happened
Germany be like: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Ten film zawsze mnie rozsimiesza lol!
Nie moge sie przestać śmiać i go oglądać
Ps: najśmieszniejsza jest scenka na końcu
Poland: **exists**
Other countries: **attack**
I m from Poland this video is awasome
Jestem z Polski to wideo jest świetne 🇵🇱
Polska to twoja opczyzna czy ojczyzna
zamknij łeb@@kumeko742