NEVER Wear This In Court! (with your lawyer)
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2023
- Never Wear This In Court! Have you ever wondered what to wear to court? Well, wonder no more! In this video I share with you the outfits that will likely make a judge or jury look unfavorably upon you. So make sure you never show up in court wearing this! Subscribe to @LawByMike for more tips!
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"YOUR HAIR IS DUMB" was personal 💀
Y do u have two comments
I SAW ANOTHER COMMENT U SAID ON A DIFF VIDEO
Emotional Damage
@@mythilliannobody cares about copied comments bozo
Cheese
Judge: "Why dont you get a suit that fits?"
Bank Account: ☠️
Just rent a suit bro 💀
Some of us don’t got 100 dollars to spare
@@macaryl95That's not the point, the point is the fact that even if you're not guilty, you HAVE to spend $100 just for the suit to win your case and not be sentenced for something you didn't commit.
Many younger people can't afford a good suit. Our class rulers strike again.
@@eimerhegel427you’re still not understanding that some people literally can’t afford to rent/buy a suit
If the justice system was actually fair then no one should give a fuck what some one is wearing 😂
Absolutely
On god
Exactly 💯! Why the heck is a persons fashion choice an issue for a legal battle? Fashion is a choice to be in the attire, whatever a person decides to wear, which makes the individual comfortable. This being the cause of a person losing their legal case, just because of fashion, should be seen as a personal bias. I know personal biases should not interfere with solid evidence and facts in a case. Attire is only evidence dependent on the case....
Sadly people judge a person's appearance first then ask question later
I mean it's a legal system not a justice system smh
“YOUR HAIRS DUMB”
“Awe😞”
Got me dying 😂😂
If you want to win your case, don't be poor.
Yeah thats the long and short of it
You can rent a suit for around 100$
@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg you assume everyone has $100 to spare? I sure as hell dont. Rent and necessities take up all of my check. Imagine how someone w/o a job would be in that scenario.
@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou must be stupid to think poor people have 100 dollars to spare in today's economy
@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou can buy a suit for that price bruh
It is a bloody shame that winning or losing depends on anything other than the facts related to the case
Welcome to real life
@@RCTrickinginjustice should be fixed, even if it is real life
@@RCTrickingThe fact that real life judicial system is this stupid should concern you. You have a lazy mind
@ebaareda1200 it's called looking/acting professional and not desecrating the formalities of the justice system
@thundark3736 right. Cause the convicted murder will win the court case because he had his father's hand me down suit. Judging the convicted on arbitrary appearances rather than the evidence presented by investigator would be the real desecration of formalities and professionalism.
"And no man buns"
Johnny Depp: *Sweating Profusely*
And bro won as well, law by mike is on to nothing 😂
@@Dog-b2cits only because he was innocent
Not everyone owns a suit, and if you’re suddenly required to go to court, I think it’s unreasonable to expect someone to buy it… not everyone can afford to buy a suit just to appear in court once, so letting that affect the judgement is literally against the whole “justice is blind” thing, and discriminated against poor people.
Not blaming Mike for this, but I think judges need to be more aware of this.
You don't have to wear a suit. Just wear decent looking clothes that are appropriate for court.
@@jayharv285yeah exactly.
Blud wrote a whole essay to get proven wrong by a guy named jayharv 💀
You can definitely just wear a decent button up shirt, tucked in and all that. Just gotta look decent/like you could attend a formal event.
Also pro tip: I picked up a full suit at goodwill for like $20, I wear it to all my 'suit' events (weddings funerals etc). Ezpz
Got my buddy a nice button up and dress pants for $30 at Ross, out of the 20 or so that showed up to court he was the 3rd best dressed, everyone else wore some shitty clothes. (This was for a misdemeanor)
“YOUR HAIR IS DUMB” hit me like a truck because I have a man bun 💀
Same 💀💀💀
Same😅
Well, at least we're better then people with boring basic hairstyles.
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Ponytail Gang
manbuns are cool and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Same bruuuh
" I believe the jury may disagree" "YOUR HAIR'S DUMB" "oh"
your hairs dumb, start a chain!!!
69th like
Guilty
@@RizzDukeDennisNice
I'm impressed you can read
Me getting sentenced to death for a minor misdemeanor (my shirt was a size too big)
Piercings don’t set off metal detectors and they’re a hassle to take out, some of them u can’t take out without a piercer 😅
And if you manage to take them out, by the end of the case they will be already closed and impossible to put back in. That's a lot of money down the drain
When justice is “blind” moments
It IS blind, but it just might smell the stank of your poor fashion choices
@@stackertheeod7566so a homeless man is supposed to get treated worse because of his clothes
@@MallardPie😈
@@MallardPieHomeless man? Where? I mus show him the wrath if a honeybun. For the homeless must pay...
@@DontWorryIamTheStrongest no, throw bricks, because with enough bricks he can build a house, with a house comes taxes, because he can't pay taxes, his house gets seized, and now he's homeless again but more broke 🍷🗿
Thank you for pointing out the problems we need to address with the legal system Mike. Hopefully, we can get blind justice one day.
Yeah all 3 are stupid
Yeah they gotta change
@@og_3rd_st_saint_gatwell someone has to get changed
It's impossible humans are incapable of making truly blind judgement
@@HaventSleptIn30Yearsno most aren’t some are
“Ugh, you’re haunting to look at” low-key me to my sibling(s) every time I get the chance
That “your hair is dumb” was personal
Piercings that are made of surgical steel are non-magnetic and thus don't trip metal detectors
Metal detectors work by induction, not simple ferromagnetism...
@@siliconplay5I have a plate and screws in my arm. It doesn't set off metal detectors
@@deanonesense a friend of mine has two titanium screws in his back and I detected them using a metal detector. Depends on the size of the metal and the sensibility of the detector but the mechanism is not based on ferromagnetism. Some stainless steel knifes are non ferromagnetic and are detected too.
@@siliconplay5 induction and magnetism are linked since metal detectors use magnetic fields to induce currents. While surgical steel can be induced, it's a very weak conductor compared to other steels and metals. On top of this, piercings and (some) medical implants are generally small enough to not trip metal detectors, I just didn't feel the need to be that specific.
Stainless steel is magnetic, just less so. Otherwise people would be able to smuggle stainless steel weapons
The hair thing is a personal attack at that point
Last bro was an unskippable cutscene.
"i think the jury would disagree 😤"
"Your hair is dumb 😠"
"awh...🥺"
I think that last one was just a personal bias 😂😂
They all are
I'm 99% sure Johnny Depp has a man bun lmao
You know the system is broken when a lawyer tells you, you could be found guilty based on looks and appearance.
Especially black people
Humans are humans at the end of the day and you need to play all the advantages you can
Your appearance can impact the way the jury views you, so yes, it will matter. A lawyer has to win over the jury, so the clients appearance is super important.
What if i just happend to get a fresh peircing and cant take them out am i screwed
@@Phoenix_the_Phoenix If it’s just one it probably won’t matter, and if you’re really worried you can exchange it with a clear stud. That’s what kids would do in my marching band
Remember if you shouldn’t wear it on trial you should wear it on jury duty
You forgot to say “never wear a dolphins jersey to court”
When the fashion police arrests you and you have to stand trial :(
Appearance should not matter when it comes to the law
I guess its just a sign of respect to dress nicely
"should not", perhaps. But it does.
@@HighAdmiral probably because we let it.
@@eviegrace6781 even if it's meant for respect it shouldn't matter
@@eviegrace6781 So a manbun isn't dressing Nicely?
Man really just straight up dissed Leonardo DiCaprio
I'm a cop. One of my favorite coworkers has a man bun. Dude is super awesome. He was a volunteer firefighter then an emt before joining law enforcement. Also one of the most genuinely nice people you will meet.
Why doesn't the judge just worry about the case, and not be the fashion police
Because one must be professional at a court case. A judge's job is to judge if you are guilty or not. How you dress shows how seriously you are taking this case.
@@joshuas.4531Justice is meant to be blind, meaning physical appearance shouldn’t even be considered unless relevant to the case.
@@Dutch_Vander_Linde_ meant to be, yes. However, that is almost never the case. Bias will always play a role.
Yeah I agree plus the judge shouldn't say anything considering what he's wearing
@@joshuas.4531oh so I'll have to cut hair I've been growing for 4 years because someone in the court may not like it? It's just fucking stupid. How hair even shows if I'm serious about the court or not
"That is my dad's suit"
Who is your dad, Goliath? 💀
I’ll call David
@@CullenRTerrywhos david
Shaq
Caseoh
Kingpin
"Your hair is dumb! 😡"
"Awww.. 😢"
Love that I have to comvince my fellow humans of my lack of individuality in order to have a chance at fair judgement
Remember folks, justice is conditional based on the shallow merits of appearance
It's more that you're there to convince the courtroom you didn't commit ___ crime, and your appearance matters because people absolutely judge you on your appearances and the setting. E.g. people will also think you're a loser if you show up to a nightclub in a suit.
@@raerohan4241that….is literally the point thank you
@@raerohan4241... The evidence should proven if you committed a crime or not.
@@raerohan4241 Yeah because the rich and fashionable don't commit crimes xD
@@babyfaceweeb8937 And it does. But when you have people judging you in person, how you present yourself is going to play a major role in their perception of you. And that perception can affect judgement. Humans are not perfect beings, though we try. And until and unless we become a species free of that, we have these unspoken rules to eliminate (or at least mitigate) that factor.
Ive seen some very formal manbuns over the years.
I think he mainly means the badly kept ones that point to the sky
Yeah, I think I could pull off an awesome man bun without getting called out for it.
Ahaha sure
Yeah like what am I supposed to do otherwise? 😭 Having it down is too casual and pulling it into a ponytail looks awful with thin hair
@ModernGamesSuck But what if the judge is gay? 🤔 Seems like an advantage to me
@ModernGamesSuck *sniff* damn *sniff* DAMN YOU SMELL LIKE A VIRGINNNNNN
It's more about how you carry yourself. If your suit's too big/small and you're polite, the judge should appreciate you even trying to look nice.
Usually I agree with most stuff Mike says/recommends. But really? i have to wear a fitted suit for a much better chance at winning a case? Fuck the poor who already work two jobs and can merely make ends meet but got sued by a greedy person. The legal system should be much more worried about looking at the facts than judging people’s appearance.
No you don't have to wear a fitted suit, just pay the 100$ to rent a suit that isn't the wrong size 🙄
You don't even have to wear a suit and he never said you did. Just look like a respectable person and wear a suit if you have one IF IT FITS
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg not everyone can afford $100, some people are barely afford rent and food, and that's assuming that they can afford food in the first place
Idk why you think this is a matter of agreeing or disagreeing. Mike is just informing you about the facts. Judges are harder on people who aren't presentable. It might be unfair, but it's true
Unfortunately, Mike is correct. He’s not saying whether or not it’s right, he’s just saying what will help you win your case, because justice isn’t actually blind, when it really should be.
"What are you gonna do, sell me an apple watch?"
Had me laughing hard, always love these videos and tips
Same here 😅
“Your hair is dumb” got me rolling😭
"No man buns"
So Johnny Depp been doing something wrong for his entire trial?
PLEASE BE THE LAWYER FOR SHORTS WARS
Do it mike
that wouldnt even make sense.
@@Ireallydislikehandlesyea but it would be amazing.
No that thing sucks,unlike Mike.
@@marth2995 ik something that sucks more,though in a different way,obviously the thing is your mother :)
Is it really justice if what I wear affects the outcome?
Bro court is a professional place at least try to look presentable for once. Do you go to work with a wife beaters and shorts? Same thing applies here
@@gabriel_319good to know you wanna send people to jail based of what there wearing.
No it's not
@@gabriel_319obviously people should try, but as many others have pointed out, some people simply can't afford something like a nice suit. Justice is supposed to be blind regardless, so it shouldn't matter. Unfortunately our courts prefer people with money
@@gabriel_319 imagine getting an extra 5 years on your sentence for not wearing a tie.
I always felt that the man bun looked more professional than hair down, cause you can easily see the face of the person in question, and also cause it gets the hair neatly out of the way.
"Are you shrinking?" idk why this made me laugh so hard my throat almost bust open
If mike saw me in court hed have a stroke. I did the manbun and street clothes and won my case 😂
kind of absurd that in 2023 what you wear could have any impact on the outcome of a legal dispute
No, 2023 isn’t some kind of new timeline, Humans are still expected to look normal.
@@shonewarrior2178 yeah we can expect all kinds of things that doesn’t mean whether someone spend time in prison or how long should be affected even a little bit by what they’re wearing. what matters is what they did and what the evidence is, attire should have absolutely nothing to do with it.
@@shonewarrior2178 So jeans and a T-shirt, then? That's probably the most common, and therefore "normal" outfit. Yet lawyers will all tell you not to wear that, or even jeans and a polo shirt. Because our justice system is a fashion show rather than being a proper justice system.
It shows you take the court seriously, ffs. How stupid it has to be explained
Yes it is [Current Year] congrats for noticing. You act like we are going to just overcome millions of years of evolution and that shaped social biases because social issue bad 🙄 grow up.
"YOUR HAIR IS DUMB😡"
"Awe..." Got me on the ground😂
In my experience, those who value their own appearance or the appearance of others for reasons other than hygiene are typically the least moral and ethical individuals.
I don't think the 1st and 3rd make as much impact as having a great suit. You could absolutely have a few piercings or a man-bun if you have a formal fitted suit and you are polite. Though I'm not even American and I've never been to court, so what do i know.
Bro hates man buns 💀
Can't blame him
Jury does
I've gone through court metal detectors without my facial piercings setting them off 😂
I feel like these are just things he personally doesn’t like
I'm pretty sure that means that the judge is judgmental and that he's judging a book by its cover, which by definition means that he. Cares more about what you look like than the law. That means you should be fired.
Good luck getting a judge fired. The way the system is set up there are a lot of terrible judges that stay in office for years.
mfw the judge judges me
@@edrose2282when the judge be judgmental 😳😳🫣🫣🤯🤯🧐🧐
I’m wearing all these to my court case wendsday you can’t stop me 🤓🤓
Send him a picture. 😉
I think this is stupid because 1.self expression 2. If you can't afford a suit 3. man bun is probably the best way for men with long hair to neatly wear it
I completely agree that appearance shouldn’t matter in a legal/criminal court case BUT unfortunately Mike is telling the truth! The judge definitely judges you by your appearance! And money is also the key. Also those public defenders are working for the court system and not for you! Good appearance and a lawyer is what you need. It’s outdated and discriminatory!
Imagine if you were tried for the crime You actually committed instead of the clothes on your back. If a judge can't be objective and focus on the facts instead of your clothing, then he shouldn't be a judge.
More like subconscious judgement I would say. The appearance of an individual can impact your opinion of them through stigmas and social norms.
@@Possibly_Oliviawell they should get over those stigmas and social norms and focus on the facts of the case
@@serg21mon58 I absolutely agree but I think it’s also important to notice that subconscious biases exist. While we should definitely work to break them down, there is no denying the existence.
@@Possibly_Olivia yea I’ve been in jail an they’ll actually loan a guy a suit if he’s going to trial an has none of his own appearances do matter ik but it’s ridiculous how what you wear an how u look could determine whether they find you guilty or not
@@serg21mon58 Yeah that’s just straight up wrong imo
There are two types of people that have man buns:
1. Apple Store employees
2. *GAELIC GLADIATORS*
That jury member has the self-control of a five-year-old
Between my piercings and slightly large clothes, and my best friends man bun we can never go to court.💀
What if the piercings are new and you can’t take them out???
Ok but what do i do with my long hair if i cant do a man bun?
Thats exactly what Im thinking. I have long hair so tf you expect me to do? Im not putting it down. Its too much hair
@@SnessFreshmy hair can be rowdy and just not cooperate whatsoever, putting it in a bun is sometimes all I can do in a professional setting. Guess I gotta shave it all off if I ever have court lmao
@@SnessFresh tie it in a ponytail? If it's too much then idk maybe cut it?
@jayharv285 but whats the difference between a ponytail and a bun. Why is a ponytail more suitable for court but a bun isnt? Makes zero sense.
@@SnessFresh a ponytail looks more professional and doesn't look as dirty?
No need I want to lose my case 😂
Most unhinged yes useful lawyer:
As unhinged as you are, I'd choose you over any other lawyer
A court should judge the accused crime not fasion. This just another reason to not trust the court system
Imagine he isn't in Shorts Wars and he's so confused rn
That would be kinda funny
Thefact that such shit matters (not Justin US) tells us a lot about not just the judiciary but also about how we commonfolfk decide on whether something is right or wring and fact or fiction.
bro who was that edgy Napolean Dynamite?!?
The fact that you have to tell people this says alot about the American justice system.
It says it violates our rights for the sake of professionalism
one’s appearance shouldn’t affect the ruling of their case, especially when many people don’t have money to buy proper suits and formal wear
@@TamedNomad facts it is if I wanted to wear my good clothes to court i am and since hair is involved they can't say I can't have cornrows or dreads as hair but then again doesn't matter its America
Mike just roasted more than half the people watching this video
"You see! He is not guilty!"
"Well you're wearing earings so he is GUILTY!"
YOO DAVID BYRNE REFERENCE!!!!
I wore a manbun to my criminal court hearings and despite facing jail time, I only got one year probation and served zero days in jail.
Even if you bought a cheap suit the judge would respect the effort.
Fr, at least try it
How cheap?
Thrift store cheap
people go there for justice, not to please the judge's taste in clothes
Any judge who expects a suit does not have my respect
why are judges so uptight
The jury straight up insulting his hair instantly give me family guy vibe
"Ur Hair is DUMB"Got Me Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think he will be the foreshadowed lawyer in shorts wars season two
is bro gonna be in shorts wars
''Your Honor, shut up, you weren't even there''
That “your hair is dumb” was way too personal
"Get him some air, quick"
💀💀💀💀
*Delivers Oxygen*
Your company “cant discriminate” based on your looks; but the court that you take them to can 😅
I would move for the judge to recuse immediately. Clearly, they have biased.
"YoUR hAiR Is DuM"me having a man bun💀
How are earrings disrespectful tho? And what if I can’t afford a suit that fits? And what’s wrong with man buns? Why should my appearance have any affect on the case!
Exactly.
Lawbymike is gonna be in shorts wars season 2 confirmed
Bro Was Getting Springlocked When He Wore That Small Clothing💀💀💀💀
The “awww” reminds me of the vid we’re they are trying to spell to not get the man excited about the T-R-E-A-T😂
Im honeslty supprised of the man bun one. I used to have one, and I never thought it would be informal.
Men with long hair don't have much of a choice. Wearing it down is too casual. Best we can do is a neat bun.
There’s no ancient warriors here got me dying lol 😂
The last one was just a personal attack like you didn't have to say that😭
What about the skin of my victim?
Number 3: don't be black
Which also works with things not to do when getting pulled over, or just in general
Racist af but also so true
you should never wear the skin of your victim
@@ianthewarriorgamer8180 Pointing out racism isn't racist.
@@mesofiusmaybe the judge won't notice
1) piercings aren't unprofessional, but judging someone for theirs is. Also, piercings aren't magnetic, and won't set off a metal detector.
2) judging whether clothes fit is classist. Someone might not be able to afford their own suit.
Preach it
Cry about it
Classist really?
Yea I have 36 piercings and have never set off a metal detector
@@A_reasonable_individual42 Just rent a suit for $100 bro 🤡
"Oh C'mon. What are you gonna do?, sell me an apple watch?"
Naaah💀
Damn, jury did him dirty
people that think lawbymike is gonna be mogswamp and other creator's lawyer against the boss
\/\/\/
What's with the "man bun" hate? It's a practical way to keep hair out of the way and is considered professional for women. This point is bogus
It just appears goofy and it’s viewed negatively by the public. Because the public is the one to judge you, you shouldn’t have it if you don’t want them to think negatively about you.
@charliewiltshire7517 in my experience, as long as it's not messy, people (even older folk) don't really care. Obviously I don't speak for every masc person with long hair but it seems like a very outdated view that doesn't apply anymore
@@charliewiltshire7517then how are you supposed to put it a bun in the most.professional style from.lomg hair right? Wearing it down is way to casual and tied in a ponytail come of as lazy for guys most of the time if you actually.puttinh it into a proper bun and not just folding the hair I dint see the issue?
@@vampiric-ram3824 Cut your hair. I don’t understand why you don’t understand some people hate it. Why would you literally leave the possibility for a biased jury to vote against you? Don’t let your pathetic ego land you in jail.
@vampiric-ram3824 if you're male-presenting, my go-to is a ponytail pulled halfway through, making sure the 'pulled through' part is bigger than anything left
I would rather go to jail as the plaintiff than take out my piercings
Last part was awesome
why no man buns?
It doesn’t look good for a very serious place
it makes it seem like youre joking in the court
@@_AceOFSpadesGD that makes no sense at all lmao. How is pulling your hair back a joke?
@@cdm966 exactly what the 1st person said
@@_AceOFSpadesGD No, that doesn't answer it. How does pulling your hair back look unprofessional, it's literally the professional standard to pull your hair back