Lost cow found months later with herd of bison

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2018
  • A cow escaped her farm in Poland in November and is living her new life. She has been found months later roaming a forest with a herd of European bison. Forest officials say the herd has fully accepted the cow as one of their own.
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  • @marymccann3500
    @marymccann3500 3 роки тому +6282

    "This is Buttercup. She’s a bit weird but she’s ours now."

    • @kudalaut7792
      @kudalaut7792 3 роки тому +17

      Its a he not she

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 3 роки тому +88

      @@kudalaut7792 read the description

    • @kudalaut7792
      @kudalaut7792 3 роки тому +80

      @@anushkapandey8588 thats a wrong description... I am the cow, so...

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 роки тому +47

      Did u just assume a cow's gender

    • @nunyabusiness5075
      @nunyabusiness5075 3 роки тому +51

      @@kudalaut7792 Actually, female cows naturally have horns. Dairy cows usually have the horns removed.

  • @warandpoetry9542
    @warandpoetry9542 3 роки тому +3231

    "She a little different but she's family."

    • @hakunamatata-w3873
      @hakunamatata-w3873 3 роки тому +28

      Humans need to be more like this as well, We should reunite

    • @memberofthelambily1340
      @memberofthelambily1340 3 роки тому +5

      Awe cute

    • @cullenbohannon1408
      @cullenbohannon1408 3 роки тому +17

      @@hakunamatata-w3873 it's hard to unite when you have a group of bitter people who's ancestors were slaves over 100 years ago. Hopefully they'll get over it soon. Maybe in another 100 years.

    • @rolan4dezwinz381
      @rolan4dezwinz381 3 роки тому +36

      @@cullenbohannon1408 You instantly bring up slaves when people are talking about people uniting together? You’re awful and I hope you’re infertile. Hopefully you will be able to get over it.

    • @Luna-sd8sm
      @Luna-sd8sm 3 роки тому +22

      @@cullenbohannon1408 Yeah, its not like their grandparents were being lynched or anything

  • @gbeepee9995
    @gbeepee9995 3 роки тому +2989

    So cool how she can’t be taken back now. It’s like she ran into the bison embassy to escape authorities and can no longer be touched

    • @Babesinthewood97
      @Babesinthewood97 3 роки тому +43

      I love it

    • @nautilume7114
      @nautilume7114 3 роки тому +9

      @@Babesinthewood97 I love it as well

    • @rovat6285
      @rovat6285 3 роки тому +4

      @@nautilume7114 I love it as well

    • @xeno5384
      @xeno5384 3 роки тому +30

      F in chat for the farmer

    • @jameskim1505
      @jameskim1505 3 роки тому +69

      Got herself a new passport and everything

  • @whospilledmybeans
    @whospilledmybeans 3 роки тому +2334

    This is the only girl who can say she’s not like other girls

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 роки тому +28

      @@arnoldlee4625 I thought the very word cow, meant female. Bull is male right?
      EDIT: and a quick google search shows that cows can have horns. they are still female. it's more reliant on the breed.

    • @Based-Anti-Theist
      @Based-Anti-Theist 3 роки тому +20

      @@arnoldlee4625 All cows have horns, just shorter when its female

    • @SammyJoeLouis
      @SammyJoeLouis 3 роки тому +4

      @@arnoldlee4625 embarrassing to not know that

    • @y.e.9907
      @y.e.9907 3 роки тому +3

      1000th like 😌

    • @syedmantaka2767
      @syedmantaka2767 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @rebeccaperry1867
    @rebeccaperry1867 6 років тому +9014

    “I’m sorry, Farmer Brown. This is who I am now.”

    • @TrollBot.
      @TrollBot. 3 роки тому +52

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonyo.thector32
      @anthonyo.thector32 3 роки тому +70

      😂😂😂😂😂There had to be this one person to come up with such a great joke!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TinoMiller
      @TinoMiller 3 роки тому +8

      🤭😂😂

    • @Webexplr
      @Webexplr 3 роки тому +98

      "This isn't just a phase mom!"

    • @bzilla1090
      @bzilla1090 3 роки тому +35

      I think you mean farmer Blazchikowszki

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 3 роки тому +4413

    Bison: "So are you a bison?"
    Cow: "...kinda?"
    Bison: "Close enough. Welcome to the herd."

    • @Shaquille796
      @Shaquille796 3 роки тому +37

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @petercristo992
      @petercristo992 3 роки тому +47

      Herd Immunity ? 🐮

    • @Jazzie654
      @Jazzie654 3 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sovereignboss1841
      @sovereignboss1841 3 роки тому +23

      Welcome to the family

    • @MadManMitch
      @MadManMitch 3 роки тому +18

      Ain’t that many bison left, I’m sure all comers are welcome 😂

  • @bladeqmaster
    @bladeqmaster 3 роки тому +1905

    The bisons like: hey uptown girl.

  • @claudiasoler7328
    @claudiasoler7328 3 роки тому +398

    This gives me "middle aged lady that loves gardening and knitting wandered from her home and was adopted by a gang of hardcore bikers" vibes

    • @Luis-vy9bm
      @Luis-vy9bm 3 роки тому +5

      Cause it sounds like your mom, right?

    • @claudiasoler7328
      @claudiasoler7328 3 роки тому +18

      @@Luis-vy9bm what?

    • @notzombie1
      @notzombie1 3 роки тому +21

      @@Luis-vy9bm Well, at least you tried.

    • @manxgirl
      @manxgirl 3 роки тому +9

      @@claudiasoler7328 Luis was trying to make a joke.

    • @anaysayersyes
      @anaysayersyes 3 роки тому +7

      Please make this into a movie

  • @thankfultwink5883
    @thankfultwink5883 3 роки тому +4559

    She's a little confused but she has the spirit

    • @conversationswithadrianne
      @conversationswithadrianne 3 роки тому +18

      😂

    • @paigek9923
      @paigek9923 3 роки тому +114

      She’s living her best life

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 роки тому +17

      Same case here! ua-cam.com/video/LdusjFmgn-w/v-deo.html
      The GREMM research team was filming a group of belugas when they realized a narwhal was amongst them! After the initial excitement of this discovery, our first question was: is this the same individual as the one observed in 2016 and 2017? We therefore landed the drone and took out our camera to take a few snapshopts. After photographing our vagrant as well as his companions from both sides, we were able to confirm that it was indeed the same narwhal!
      The cetacean family Monodontidae comprises two living whale species, the narwhal and the beluga whale and at least four extinct species, known from the fossil record. Beluga and Narwhal are native to coastal regions and pack ice around the Arctic Ocean. Both species are medium-sized whales, between three and five metres in length, with a forehead melon, and a short or absent snout.
      The bison and the domestic cow belong to the same family (Bovidae) and are genetically similar. This is basically the same case with the cow and the bisons. Different species but same family and very similar.

    • @birdylove24
      @birdylove24 3 роки тому +3

      @@naylisyazwina6836
      Oh WOW!
      Thank you for that link! 😍

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 3 роки тому +1

      @@naylisyazwina6836 Wow

  • @Travis-guy-247
    @Travis-guy-247 3 роки тому +5416

    There's definitely potential for an animated movie plot here

  • @christopherdunstan1708
    @christopherdunstan1708 3 роки тому +1330

    When you lost your friends at a party but found another group to chill with.

  • @TNT31414
    @TNT31414 3 роки тому +1515

    She ain’t gonna be no burger that’s for sure. She has protection lol

  • @SirThorp
    @SirThorp 3 роки тому +3102

    We can’t deny how in shape that cow looks after roaming with bison.

  • @janetthompson8239
    @janetthompson8239 3 роки тому +2894

    Bison Interviewer: “So, what are your traits?”
    Cow: “uh... being a cow?”
    Bison: “Good enough. You’re hired.”

  • @michaelyu2744
    @michaelyu2744 3 роки тому +980

    Human: reject humanity, return to monke
    Cow: reject domestication, return to bison

  • @angelikaseville8163
    @angelikaseville8163 3 роки тому +548

    This video: **exists**
    Disney: WRITE THAT DOWN!WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 роки тому

      I doubt it

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 3 роки тому +11

      Why do kids all talk the same now and parrot these overused script-style comments?
      Also, why cant you just speak in English sentences? Is that too "basic?" Is that for "boomers?" Is that too ratchet?

    • @switchdogdotorg
      @switchdogdotorg 3 роки тому +3

      @@DrummerJacob I tried to google this phenomenon , you’re not the only one upset about those parrots ... I don’t know why they do it

    • @jaeehovaa
      @jaeehovaa 3 роки тому +4

      @@switchdogdotorg wow you guys are so pressed lmao, get a grip on life and stop worrying about what kids and teenagers do, kind of creepy tbh.

    • @hunterericson6782
      @hunterericson6782 3 роки тому

      Oh wow I didn’t know this video existed. Thanks for pointing that out

  • @DesertZo6
    @DesertZo6 3 роки тому +3657

    “I got a girlfriend she just goes to another school”

    • @gosth81
      @gosth81 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @AM-er3zq
      @AM-er3zq 3 роки тому +87

      "I got a girlfriend but she's just a different species"

    • @RealAugustusAutumn
      @RealAugustusAutumn 3 роки тому +24

      @@AM-er3zq @ mixed race people

    • @mbalce6220
      @mbalce6220 3 роки тому +4

      -kevin malone

    • @Jazzie654
      @Jazzie654 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @mphokutumela854
    @mphokutumela854 3 роки тому +2724

    The bison like
    “He just lightskin”

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 3 роки тому +104

      She, cows are female

    • @pugh3896
      @pugh3896 3 роки тому +145

      @@theAverageJoe25 it's now a male

    • @hitmonchan9607
      @hitmonchan9607 3 роки тому +307

      @@pugh3896 Damn, moved in with a new group AND came out as trans? Love this energy

    • @userygfd
      @userygfd 3 роки тому +16

      I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hagestad
      @hagestad 3 роки тому +44

      I don't know what are you talking about. That is clearly an Irish bison.

  • @Seanonyoutube
    @Seanonyoutube 3 роки тому +113

    “The herd has fully accepted the cow as one of their own”
    Cow: i’m gonna social distance a bit just in case

  • @mislovelover31
    @mislovelover31 3 роки тому +185

    farmer: hey thats my cow!
    bison: our* cow

  • @ObamAmerican48
    @ObamAmerican48 3 роки тому +793

    She's like, "well, they kinda look like my people so..."

    • @pollyannaprinciple5860
      @pollyannaprinciple5860 3 роки тому +3

      OMG! This comment is soooooo funny and cute. Loved it!

    • @wonderwoman5528
      @wonderwoman5528 3 роки тому +2

      Haha 😆

    • @keokihiga8462
      @keokihiga8462 3 роки тому +12

      She identifies as bison lol

    • @vincentdanze251
      @vincentdanze251 3 роки тому

      cow:'i dont look like you but i look like you'

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 роки тому

      Same case here! ua-cam.com/video/LdusjFmgn-w/v-deo.html
      The GREMM research team was filming a group of belugas when they realized a narwhal was amongst them! After the initial excitement of this discovery, our first question was: is this the same individual as the one observed in 2016 and 2017? We therefore landed the drone and took out our camera to take a few snapshopts. After photographing our vagrant as well as his companions from both sides, we were able to confirm that it was indeed the same narwhal!
      The cetacean family Monodontidae comprises two living whale species, the narwhal and the beluga whale and at least four extinct species, known from the fossil record. Beluga and Narwhal are native to coastal regions and pack ice around the Arctic Ocean. Both species are medium-sized whales, between three and five metres in length, with a forehead melon, and a short or absent snout.
      The bison and the domestic cow belong to the same family (Bovidae) and are genetically similar. This is basically the same case with the cow and the bisons. Different species but same family and very similar.

  • @loverofmyths
    @loverofmyths 3 роки тому +1523

    LMAO that cow really said "close enough" and the Bison didn't even bat an eye xD

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a 3 роки тому +7

      Cows aren’t the brightest.

    • @angelayd2535
      @angelayd2535 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @terryscott2632
      @terryscott2632 3 роки тому +13

      Well cows & bisons are capable of interbreeding.

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 3 роки тому +10

      Sense cows bond and make friends its more of a she did not know how yo get back home so she made new friends

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a 3 роки тому +3

      @@hopelessheathen8190 since*. Though I find the idea of a Sense Cow interesting. Like a talking cow that dispenses seemingly reasonable, but still incorrect advice. Cowmon sense.

  • @theramblinmahoney2316
    @theramblinmahoney2316 3 роки тому +231

    Farmer: “Thank God I finally found you!
    It’s time to come home.”
    Cow: “No Father....
    I’m home now.”

    • @bjrnvindabildtrup9337
      @bjrnvindabildtrup9337 3 роки тому +2

      lol, the farmer is the cow's father? bit of a weird relationship.

    • @theramblinmahoney2316
      @theramblinmahoney2316 3 роки тому +4

      @@bjrnvindabildtrup9337 Play on Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

    • @monica3020
      @monica3020 3 роки тому +5

      @@theramblinmahoney2316 I see you are a cultured man

    • @AinzWoolGown
      @AinzWoolGown 3 роки тому +3

      You mean "no daddy"?

  • @djeanmary7
    @djeanmary7 3 роки тому +62

    "She was born to be wild".

  • @keyana4060
    @keyana4060 3 роки тому +2269

    She was like “Eh, close enough.”

    • @foxcrafter9007
      @foxcrafter9007 3 роки тому +28

      That is definitely what that cow thought

    • @Nobody-dm2ol
      @Nobody-dm2ol 3 роки тому +7

      Better than being tortured, raped and having her children stolen in a dairy farm. (If you don't believe me, look up dairy is scary).

    • @Nobody-dm2ol
      @Nobody-dm2ol 3 роки тому +3

      @Chantell Lassiter Simply by speaking the truth, how sad.

    • @tomlynch6131
      @tomlynch6131 3 роки тому +7

      James Bradley she sure would taste lovely served up on a plate with some mushrooms and chips though

    • @keyana4060
      @keyana4060 3 роки тому +5

      @@Nobody-dm2ol exactly why im vegan

  • @akuljamwal3085
    @akuljamwal3085 3 роки тому +19460

    What did the cow say to her son before leaving?
    "Bison"

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 3 роки тому +95

    Didn’t even know Poland had bisons.

    • @svetoslavstanchev9977
      @svetoslavstanchev9977 3 роки тому +26

      European bison a.k.a. Zubr. Only Poland (and Belarus) has bisons in Europe.

    • @spacenomad4477
      @spacenomad4477 3 роки тому +22

      They nearly went extinct, but gladly their population has been rebuild

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 3 роки тому +21

      Fun fact: According to Palacio Zubr/Wisent is closer related to cows and american bisons are closer related to yaks than zubr/wisent and american bisons are related to each other. Also there are populations in Russia, Slovakia, Romania and Germany, but most of them are herds of

    • @fappe908
      @fappe908 3 роки тому +5

      @@svetoslavstanchev9977 isnt there a vodka with a bison on it?

    • @svetoslavstanchev9977
      @svetoslavstanchev9977 3 роки тому +13

      @@fappe908 Yes, it's called Żubrówka, very tasty, one of my favorites.

  • @leocordero7180
    @leocordero7180 3 роки тому +176

    “I guess she speaks Spanish or something but she’s cool”

  • @ChiknThighTatorPie
    @ChiknThighTatorPie 3 роки тому +544

    Cow was like "I was just trying to get back to my roots"

  • @RobertPrince
    @RobertPrince 3 роки тому +4608

    My high school experience in a nutshell.

    • @Haazziee
      @Haazziee 3 роки тому +39

      Lmfao. So true 😂😭

    • @manhalrahman5785
      @manhalrahman5785 3 роки тому +113

      Did you go to bison school?

    • @kblocks7266
      @kblocks7266 3 роки тому +51

      racism is fun

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao great comment

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 роки тому +47

      @Yabobe O'Boyle nah bro I think hes just a nerd

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 3 роки тому +30

    The cow is like: I won’t turn into ground beef, not today, not this lifetime!

  • @yusepe1067
    @yusepe1067 3 роки тому +31

    Bison: omg I heard her accent and it was soo omg, of course we accepted her

  • @Sarah-gs4tw
    @Sarah-gs4tw 6 років тому +4815

    Looks like she's mooved on.

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967 6 років тому +212

      That's udderly terrible.

    • @perrywilliams4593
      @perrywilliams4593 6 років тому +28

      Sarah Someone (me) liked your comment 👍🏾

    • @marshja56
      @marshja56 6 років тому +217

      Hoofed it. Had a beef with her owner. No place to hide so she horned her way into this group. Quite a tail. At least that’s what I herd. Ok, I won’t milk this any further.

    • @tinytowz4471
      @tinytowz4471 6 років тому +42

      Mr. March
      Please do continue!😁

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 6 років тому +29

      Mr. March See yourself out.

  • @allenhickman3274
    @allenhickman3274 3 роки тому +1158

    When you lie on your resume and still get hired.

    • @stclairstclair
      @stclairstclair 3 роки тому +33

      Allen Hickman, I got a new job at a dealership, A few days later they told me I have to drug test,
      I told my supervisor I wont pass because I smoke pot, He said so does the owner, So did he, I kept my new job!

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 роки тому +4

      Srsly undrrted. Top funniest comment yet. WTG, Allen Hickham.

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 3 роки тому +3

      @@tarico4436 it's not underrated it has over 300 thumbs up in less than a week. what are you on?

    • @kewGarden
      @kewGarden 3 роки тому

      I envy your world. In mine everyone lies.

  • @pepin5591
    @pepin5591 3 роки тому +17

    She’s free. I’m so happy for her.

  • @Murdermagictricks
    @Murdermagictricks 3 роки тому +16

    Bison: why are those humans waving and calling you Bessie?
    Cow: I have no idea. I don't even know Carol.
    Bison: what?
    Cow : what?

  • @mahadazzle676
    @mahadazzle676 3 роки тому +1497

    -"They were so handsome, muscular, and hairy..."
    - That's what she said...

    • @jtarantula3390
      @jtarantula3390 3 роки тому +16

      Lmao

    • @tacowolf9623
      @tacowolf9623 3 роки тому +7

      Uh...okay...

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 3 роки тому +26

      I bet she's going to have beefalo calves (wish there was a better name since these ones aren't going to end up as beef!)

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 роки тому +4

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 I'd eat them

    • @zachmayarbeats2258
      @zachmayarbeats2258 3 роки тому

      @@jtarantula3390
      Is that your picture in profile?

  • @erikalozano6555
    @erikalozano6555 3 роки тому +465

    I can just hear the herd saying “she’s ours now.”

  • @lexansstories6952
    @lexansstories6952 3 роки тому +33

    She didn't run away. She's visiting and getting to know the distant cousins😂😂😂

  • @MaJoDo
    @MaJoDo 3 роки тому +16

    Well, you know what they say:
    “Once you go bison, you never go back.”

  • @kellythurtell6407
    @kellythurtell6407 3 роки тому +419

    The bison be like: she’s friend shaped

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 3 роки тому +4

      aww, this is so cute

  • @KC-ic7vi
    @KC-ic7vi 3 роки тому +998

    cow: save me from the humans
    bison: say no more, youre coming with us...

    • @paris2993
      @paris2993 3 роки тому +1

      Grt cmmnt

    • @zajagter2888
      @zajagter2888 3 роки тому +5

      @Luke yeet thanks to the conservation efforts of hunters and land owners

    • @69nadyacole69
      @69nadyacole69 3 роки тому

      Predators in wild: I don't think so

  • @markrodrigue6913
    @markrodrigue6913 3 роки тому +53

    Bisons all watching: Let's See if She Eats grass or Meat🤔..
    Cow: Eats Grass..
    Bisons:Well Come On In,Its nice to have you aboard with us🤝

    • @BulletBoyGaming
      @BulletBoyGaming 3 роки тому +4

      Then gets close and bite one of there face off
      Cow: I eat Both B****....Both!!

  • @KyleHurd
    @KyleHurd 3 роки тому +28

    The other bison were looking at him like “why will this dude not go away”

  • @montimuros2837
    @montimuros2837 3 роки тому +509

    Jokes apart the fact that this happened naturally is fascinating.

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 3 роки тому +19

      There are no herds of her species running wild to have freedom from the farm she needs to live alone or live with another species

    • @montimuros2837
      @montimuros2837 3 роки тому +77

      @@nullvoid564 Yeah but the fact that the herd accepted her is surprising to me.

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 3 роки тому +31

      @@montimuros2837 the wild ancestor of the cow lived like a bison so it makes sense it would follow a pack of them
      the cow is mostly following along and looks a bit bigger than the herd and since the cow is not a threat they don't fear it

    • @Seanonyoutube
      @Seanonyoutube 3 роки тому +7

      Much like we would adopt a chimp if it came knocking

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 3 роки тому +1

      @@nullvoid564 that's sad

  • @petemcintire4339
    @petemcintire4339 3 роки тому +801

    Forget politics... this is the type of news we need to be hearing about!

    • @fofotheclown1051
      @fofotheclown1051 3 роки тому +4

      For real!

    • @tombuchanan7302
      @tombuchanan7302 3 роки тому +3

      Yes especially rn

    • @alirjeff3096
      @alirjeff3096 3 роки тому +7

      Politics news is also about cows.

    • @miceliusbeverus6447
      @miceliusbeverus6447 3 роки тому +2

      Erm... heartwarming as such stories are, we do need TRUE political information... if we do not want to end up in GULAG that is :-)

    • @thomaswarnert7689
      @thomaswarnert7689 3 роки тому

      Biden is a God and will save us blacks you count on it

  • @lilpump9507
    @lilpump9507 3 роки тому +18

    I felt this cow, sometimes you feel so out of place and lonely you just join a random group lol

  • @imgonnaeatyourass9628
    @imgonnaeatyourass9628 3 роки тому +14

    Damn, bisons more accepting than my family😭

  • @cholizgz9999
    @cholizgz9999 3 роки тому +1521

    When you're younger than your cousin and you go partying with his friends

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 6 років тому +834

    Mission report: Day 154
    "They still haven't figured out I'm not a bison..."

  • @jamesbhollingsworth5452
    @jamesbhollingsworth5452 3 роки тому +21

    "I must go with my people."

  • @KnowsFilms
    @KnowsFilms 3 роки тому +31

    "Yep that's me, the cow, you're probably wondering how I ended up here"

  • @dandatiles8404
    @dandatiles8404 3 роки тому +482

    Chicken: Come back to us. We are your family.
    Cow: No more lies mother.

    • @ATLAoftheHill
      @ATLAoftheHill 3 роки тому +16

      Idk why but this has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 3 роки тому +3

      @@ATLAoftheHill but the legs were cow and chickens parents!

    • @Nokss87
      @Nokss87 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @BIGSID320
      @BIGSID320 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @sirepanfried8641
      @sirepanfried8641 3 роки тому +2

      Best joke here, holy cow

  • @MultiLisa10
    @MultiLisa10 6 років тому +2594

    That cow just dodged the butcher! Good thinking cow! Stick with the bison!

    • @DonG191
      @DonG191 6 років тому +23

      Agreed

    • @ncgerstell
      @ncgerstell 6 років тому +87

      ... if it's a cow then it wouldn't have been butchered. Cows are milked. You're thinking of steers.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 6 років тому +36

      Eehh then how come we have cow meat in the shops?

    • @Anna-ke1co
      @Anna-ke1co 6 років тому +76

      dwarfie24 dwarfie24 you're thinking of beef. It's not called ground cow, or cow chunks. It's called steak, or ground beef, or tenderloin, or Chuck roast. Heifer is a female cow, steer is a castrated male cow, and a bull is a stud male cow.

    • @bishqueen5514
      @bishqueen5514 6 років тому +145

      Cows do get butchered. They're milked and kept pregnant until a certain point and then they're eaten.

  • @chutemi5991
    @chutemi5991 3 роки тому +6

    The cow in its in its diary:
    Day 64 the bison still haven't realised I'm a cow

  • @SHGames97
    @SHGames97 3 роки тому +7

    When you're from the suburbs but you're big in the hood.

  • @call2872
    @call2872 3 роки тому +1283

    I like how they accepted her eventhough she looked a little different.

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 3 роки тому +42

      Doubt they realized she was different.

    • @GamerbyDesign
      @GamerbyDesign 3 роки тому +93

      @@GameChanger597 Bees recognize when others bees are not from their hive so I doubt they can't see a difference.

    • @eliacavuoti927
      @eliacavuoti927 3 роки тому +33

      @@GamerbyDesign Bees are insects, cows/bisons are mammals. There's quite a difference.

    • @GamerbyDesign
      @GamerbyDesign 3 роки тому +7

      @Rebby This is not by smell. If you paint a bee different then it normally looks they will react to that.

    • @GamerbyDesign
      @GamerbyDesign 3 роки тому +5

      @@eliacavuoti927 Yeah quite a difference in brain size as well.

  • @No_Dior_Just_Christian
    @No_Dior_Just_Christian 3 роки тому +492

    She has that “I ain’t coming back” look 😂😂😂

  • @h4zr211
    @h4zr211 3 роки тому +251

    This is the cow version of that “I only have boy friends, girls are too much drama” girl

    • @heatherv3417
      @heatherv3417 3 роки тому +9

      I feel personally attacked by this comment lol

    • @bigmeknurgle
      @bigmeknurgle 3 роки тому +21

      @@heatherv3417 "I'm not like other girls"

    • @h4zr211
      @h4zr211 3 роки тому +11

      @@heatherv3417 are you a big heffer too?

    • @heatherv3417
      @heatherv3417 3 роки тому +3

      @@h4zr211 moo 😂

    • @weyjosh5213
      @weyjosh5213 3 роки тому +1

      @ㅤㅤღنورღ damn HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @artaizen1613
    @artaizen1613 3 роки тому +7

    "I am a bison, and no one can tell me otherwise.... MOOO!!!"

  • @t1910j
    @t1910j 6 років тому +736

    The cow realized that there's no good ending if she stays around humans.

    • @eduardofreitas8336
      @eduardofreitas8336 3 роки тому +29

      She's right

    • @kazakh-interista
      @kazakh-interista 3 роки тому +9

      Stupidity at its best. Imagine your life without meat, milk, leather. Are you going to eat grass and cover yourself with leaves? Some people deserve living in caves honestly.

    • @willsbackgardenwildlife3402
      @willsbackgardenwildlife3402 3 роки тому +45

      @@kazakh-interista the cow would love life without all those things you muppet, no one’s on about what you want!

    • @Jade-kz3jb
      @Jade-kz3jb 3 роки тому +17

      @@kazakh-interista r u 12 LOL

    • @Matty18795
      @Matty18795 3 роки тому +6

      Tbf thats a good point and cows wouldn't even exist if it wasnt for humans. Selective breeding over centuries has made them the way they are. So if you like cows and think they are cute support the meat industry.

  • @lrvdo
    @lrvdo 3 роки тому +330

    Cow: "I'm not like the other cows"

    • @angelayd2535
      @angelayd2535 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 3 роки тому +9

      She built different

    • @russ819
      @russ819 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/SJ7HrrghE78/v-deo.html

  • @mottedreissig7874
    @mottedreissig7874 3 роки тому +308

    "Being a cow is just a social construct. I identify as a Bison."

  • @frooty9508
    @frooty9508 3 роки тому +5

    When you're the only one that is not cool in your friend group but they still love and hang out with you

  • @pawananubhav12
    @pawananubhav12 6 років тому +973

    When you go to a new school

  • @majornewb
    @majornewb 3 роки тому +168

    “It’s day 43 and they still haven’t noticed me”

    • @ayaanwarsan
      @ayaanwarsan 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 bless your heart

  • @rachitdev7915
    @rachitdev7915 3 роки тому +26

    Cow: *"Reality can be whatever I want"*

  • @thy_call_me_karma8469
    @thy_call_me_karma8469 3 роки тому +3

    When You lost your Squad at the party and a new squad adopts you

  • @adogwithagun2393
    @adogwithagun2393 3 роки тому +415

    Bison: she's a bit different but we still love and accept her

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 3 роки тому +5

      not really, she isn't "with them" theres several feet between her and them in all shots.

    • @russ819
      @russ819 3 роки тому

      Not accept ua-cam.com/video/SJ7HrrghE78/v-deo.html

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 3 роки тому +3

      @@AngelEmfrbl It’s odd because that is pretty apparent yet the video said she’d been entirely accepted. Modern day news I guess.

    • @chickensforpetsuk1674
      @chickensforpetsuk1674 3 роки тому

      @@russ819 what did you make me watch

    • @Seanonyoutube
      @Seanonyoutube 3 роки тому

      @@AngelEmfrbl she’s just social distancing

  • @FearMongeringSells
    @FearMongeringSells 3 роки тому +1535

    Bison: Hey guys, doesn't that bison over there look a bit...odd?
    Other Bisons: (*stare*) Nah.

  • @agucci
    @agucci 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad for that cow!

  • @EliteHunting1911
    @EliteHunting1911 3 роки тому +10

    Cow: Meh, close enough - "what's up guys?"

  • @abisspassenger
    @abisspassenger 3 роки тому +239

    She's an expat now. She mastered their language and their ways.

  • @Halo2nothing11111
    @Halo2nothing11111 6 років тому +2708

    Today I learned there are bison in Europe.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 6 років тому +232

      AKA wisent: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_bison
      Wild populations hunted to extinction in the Twenties, reintroduced from captive populations after WW2.

    • @alyssah8756
      @alyssah8756 6 років тому +97

      Of course there are on ranches... And not really wild. Only America Bison are truly wild.

    • @FoxyKing93
      @FoxyKing93 6 років тому +257

      The biggest population lives in bialowieza forest, so it's pretty wild.

    • @youtubeartchannel2235
      @youtubeartchannel2235 6 років тому +61

      We have wisents in europe... not bisons

    • @JolajnaLoja
      @JolajnaLoja 6 років тому +183

      Alyssa H, please. We have a lot of wild european bisons - majority of them live in forests of Białowieża. They are called wisents

  • @DaveA441
    @DaveA441 3 роки тому +1

    Old bessy escaped and found a better place in the wild. I love it

  • @shootingsportstransparency7461
    @shootingsportstransparency7461 3 роки тому +16

    Nature is beautiful and smart when left alone by people

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 3 роки тому +1

      Beautiful sure, but smart? Not usually. And it's just as cruel as it is beautiful. For example:
      Cuckoos will push out a different bird's egg from their nest to lay their own egg their for that other bird to raise, and most of the time she won't even realise... She'll end up raising that Cuckoo chick, giving most of its resources to it (since Cuckoo chicks tend to be much bigger than the chicks of the species whose nests they parasitise), leaving her own offspring weak and half-starved (and that's assuming the Cuckoo chick doesn't push them out of the nest!)

  • @Ms.Emerald
    @Ms.Emerald 3 роки тому +445

    The cow be like:
    Day 116: I have gained their trust. They still suspect nothing

    • @sv784
      @sv784 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @rstlr01
      @rstlr01 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t know! she seems to be on the fringes!

    • @sv784
      @sv784 3 роки тому

      @su si :D plot twist

    • @abhiramholla2221
      @abhiramholla2221 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @bamen2
      @bamen2 3 роки тому +1

      You watch too much Dances With Wolves

  • @melaniexoxo
    @melaniexoxo 6 років тому +3817

    Be free brown cow

    • @murdershewrote6654
      @murdershewrote6654 6 років тому +38

      lambchopxoxo that's racist

    • @mewtwo.150
      @mewtwo.150 6 років тому +16

      TR EA
      How?

    • @kimbarleemoon3870
      @kimbarleemoon3870 6 років тому +33

      How now Brown cow... Be free!!!!!

    • @Johnny127ful
      @Johnny127ful 6 років тому +55

      Everything is racist

    • @wickedamoeba8719
      @wickedamoeba8719 6 років тому +31

      TR EA I don't think it's racist, just descriptive. It is a brown cow and it is free now. Plus they didn't release the name of the cow so the had to use descriptors.

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 3 роки тому +2

    "You are a sad, strange little bison. We're keeping you."

  • @devans00
    @devans00 3 роки тому +1

    You go girl. Live your best beautiful life. 🐮

  • @mack_titan
    @mack_titan 3 роки тому +1068

    The cow is like, "To think that you were going to send me to a slaughter home. Now, look at my homies. Did you say something? that's right, keep walking, don't even look back".

  • @jasonjoel8872
    @jasonjoel8872 3 роки тому +307

    “This isn’t a phase, this is who I am”

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler 3 роки тому +18

      "On all levels, except physical, I'm a bison"

  • @SSuki21
    @SSuki21 2 роки тому +1

    She's so metal, I love her

  • @juliz2500
    @juliz2500 3 роки тому +2

    What a brave cow. She escaped her farm, hoping there'd be a better life for her somewhere out there. And she found it. How many cows would dare to leave their safe farm and all the other cows and wander off all by themselves?

  • @SaiSreeKanandhaSwamikal
    @SaiSreeKanandhaSwamikal 3 роки тому +1142

    *“Throw me to the Bisons and I'll return leading the herd"*

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 3 роки тому +327

    This is like when spongebob went to go live with the jellyfish.

  • @doncorleone7940
    @doncorleone7940 3 роки тому +5

    When youre a regular guy then went to a party full of UFC fighters

  • @Mr.BigChest
    @Mr.BigChest 3 роки тому +11

    When the cow ran away his father said “bison”

  • @kelvinkeme9397
    @kelvinkeme9397 3 роки тому +714

    Rapper: When a good girl goes bad, she's gone forever.
    Cow: yep, that's me.

    • @angelayd2535
      @angelayd2535 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BabsW
      @BabsW 3 роки тому +19

      Jay-Z "They say you can't turn a bad girl good, but once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever"

    • @bittercaramel7652
      @bittercaramel7652 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @missyourbites
      @missyourbites 3 роки тому

      I hope she's rescued and taken to rehab

    • @valerieneal2747
      @valerieneal2747 3 роки тому +3

      @@missyourbites why?
      She's happy kickin' it with the bison.

  • @brandonjslea1562
    @brandonjslea1562 3 роки тому +258

    "They accepted her as one of their own"
    Meanwhile she's isolated at the edge of the group in every single shot

    • @patar6788
      @patar6788 3 роки тому +28

      Yes I noticed that too! Ngl got a bit mad when it said that lol.

    • @nortalian549
      @nortalian549 3 роки тому +151

      I mean potentially they only used shots where she was easily visible ie where she is near the edges

    • @aaliyahmuhammad9073
      @aaliyahmuhammad9073 3 роки тому +25

      She's pretty much in the middle relative to the other bison at 0:34

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 3 роки тому +30

      @@aaliyahmuhammad9073 I’m concerned that you thought this was “pretty much in the middle”

    • @jigokutsuushin
      @jigokutsuushin 3 роки тому +61

      With how skittish herd animals are, the fact they let the cow come that close to them during feeding means they accept it. Not as a fellow bison, but as a member of the herd, most likely.

  • @jhogrute
    @jhogrute 3 роки тому +8

    people searching: where is the cow.. omg she lost
    the cow:
    Movin' me down the highway
    Rollin' me down the highway
    Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by
    And I'm gonna go there free
    Like the fool I am and I'll always be
    I've got a dream, I've got a dream
    They can change their minds but they can't change me
    I've got a dream, I've got a dream

  • @beatbox20fmj
    @beatbox20fmj 3 роки тому +11

    Bison: Hey does anybody know who this guy is and where he belongs?
    Cow: My infiltration is flawless thus far.

  • @Dylunic
    @Dylunic 3 роки тому +241

    The farmer: Come back
    * dramatic music *
    The cow: *_See what I've become_*

  • @darkseid7799
    @darkseid7799 3 роки тому +2150

    Looks like they tolerate her, but she isn't "fully accepted". It's clear she is separated and follows them around for safety in numbers.

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 3 роки тому +227

      "Hello, fellow ruminates!"

    • @C.J.Hamilton
      @C.J.Hamilton 3 роки тому +363

      I agree. It’s clear that she’s traveling around with them, but at the same time she’s kinda keeping her distance

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 3 роки тому +48

      @momo I do agree with you and that is why I tried to quantify my statements. IE: If this, then that.

    • @mariouribe4083
      @mariouribe4083 3 роки тому +534

      It could be the sight of humans makes the bison more nervous and group together more tightly for protection, as if they are seeing a predator in the distance. The cow being somewhat use to humans just keeps grazing oblivious to the bison huddling. I could be wrong.

    • @darkseid7799
      @darkseid7799 3 роки тому +31

      @momo Apparently not. I have eyes. I use them.

  • @alodievichy4237
    @alodievichy4237 3 роки тому +1

    I love aaall animals, cows have beautiful special eyes!!🥰

  • @breezyvibe
    @breezyvibe 3 роки тому

    Bison are so sweet. They didn't have to accept her. Very sweet.

  • @medalgearsalad1419
    @medalgearsalad1419 3 роки тому +188

    Cow: I don't like hanging around other cows, it's too much drama.

  • @Jepoy3694
    @Jepoy3694 3 роки тому +61

    two years later, here we are again.
    Cow: Day 146, They still think I'm a bison.

    • @Andrew-yf3lu
      @Andrew-yf3lu 3 роки тому +3

      🤔🤔🤔 Two years.... Is 146 days? 🤔🤔🤔🤷‍♂️

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 роки тому +4

      @@Andrew-yf3lu In cow years, yes.

  • @candygirlcan
    @candygirlcan 4 місяці тому

    GOOD! She wants to live, too! They are such intelligent animals. Let her move out her days in freedom with her new herd. 😢❤

  • @jenniferann6956
    @jenniferann6956 Рік тому

    This is so precious! ❤️ The beautiful cow wanted to be free with her own kind, and bison are close related to cows 🦬 ❤️🐄❤️