A compilation of some good jokes and one liners from three Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies: Prince of Space, Night of the Blood Beast, and Space Mutiny.
Its hard to put into words, but MST3K feels like that special time at night where everything's still, 10x funnier, and so quiet that all the weird thoughts that get drowned out in the day get amplified. It's magical.
MST3000 was kind of like a 1990's UA-cam movie review; wasn't it? I loved this silly show so much when it was on TV! I still get a kick out of their comments.
As someone who was born post-9/11. MST3K has always been such a fascinating piece of media for me because it's rare to see dialogue so properly casual before social media. It's clear these guys didn't care about appearing professional on TV and I'm happy for that because making fun of bad movies with friends is such a human experience and the friendliness of their commentary really just goes to show that despite the rapid change these 30-something years, the core of humanity never really changes all that much.
(first movie) I am the lemon zester of destruction! (second movie) My god, I'm pregnant! (third movie) The entire compilation from Space Mutiny left me laughing to the point of crying!
"Woody Allen asked me out." "Arufaru, bowhowow." "After that dog!" "Look, a frooog!" "Steve!" "Yes?" "Yes?!" "He's getting deader. It's as if he's dead!" "This has Steve written all over it!" "Nyahh, I'm gonna go kill myself again." "Oi!" God, those compilations of all of David Ryder's nicknames leave me in tears every time. xD
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When Pluto TV added Mystery Science Theater 3000, I thought that was (no, scratch that, still think that) the BEST E V E R! Thanks uncle Brian for showing me what MST3K was.👍 #MST3K #PlutoTV
Big McLargeHuge 🤣🤣🤣 I wanna give a shout-out to this video... it was the very first thing i ever saw of what is now my favourite comedy show of all time. Thank you for so many memories ❤️❤️❤️
Can you provide me with any links to this information you have? I haven't heard anything about that and I assure you I am well updated on anything and everything related to MST3K. I'm an Admin of one of the biggest MST groups on Facebook, I have many of the MST alumni in my friend's list on FB, I've met Kevin Murphy and I always find out anything new about any riffing projects. Joel has been talking about the reboot of the show, Mike, Kevin and Bill have been doing RiffTrax and Joel, Trace, Frank, Mary Jo and Josh have been doing Cinematic Titanic. But I can't find anything relating to a new movie project. So any links you can provide would be appreciated.
Just print, cut out and stick this on the bottom of your TV / Computer Screen when you watch RiffTrax :) i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/crazerace/mst3k_vector_sm.jpg
By the way there's talk from creator Joel Hodgson about a reboot of MST3K. Not confirmed yet but there are talks about doing it. comicbook.com/2014/11/26/joel-hodgson-talks-the-mystery-science-theater-3000-reboot/
Just some of the gems: "What's that -- a man?" (Answer:) "Yeah, believe it or not, yep." "... a rare, Godzilla-free day ..." "He's getting deader." "Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you." "What a selfish thing to say."
Outstanding post! I am Member 233 of the original MST3K Fan Club. ... Looking at my membership 'card' right now. Still in my photo album... Ahhh, the salad days.
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Its hard to put into words, but MST3K feels like that special time at night where everything's still, 10x funnier, and so quiet that all the weird thoughts that get drowned out in the day get amplified. It's magical.
Very well said.
I absolutely concur. Oddly specific. But yes, what I just said
Lady: "The first rocket...will be launched from this space."
Crow: "The dining room?"
Love that bit!
“Woody Allen asked me out.”
OH. DAMN.
I'll just start laughing randomly at work. Someone will ask whats so funny. "I am the lemon zester of destruction" is difficult to put into context.
This is similar to having ‘Tom Servo’s voice saying ‘BIG. Mc LARGE Huge’ just happen mentally for me. If you know, you know
Big McLargeHuge
😂 “Dirk Hardcheese” is great, too!😂👍
I lost it at "Woddy Allen asked me out". MST3K isn't 100% laughs, but sometimes they get a joke right on, and that makes the episode.
I have to go watch MST3K 0820 Space Mutiny now!
Big Mclargehuge never gets old..
MST3000 was kind of like a 1990's UA-cam movie review; wasn't it? I loved this silly show so much when it was on TV! I still get a kick out of their comments.
"Big McLarge-huge" That is so priceless! The best line from Space Mutiny by far!
A rare Godzila free day. XD
lost my hit on that one...had to relight the bowl...
@@RIXRADvidz ha ha so damn funny!!!
"Go you bizarre little man!"
My sides are hurtin'.
Died at "I'm pregnant!"
We need a reboot of this show.
Get Steve on it.
+J. Rochard Steve did it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k
It's coming to Netflix!
J. Rochard new episodes on netflix
No You're A Banana of course... First the dark crystal and now this? Why is Netflix getting all the good stuff?!
Steve 1 or Steve 2?
Wow, upon retrospect, I think this was the very first MST3K related video I ever watched when it was uploaded back in '06.
+ilikethecokev2 Me too....I think...lol
As someone who was born post-9/11. MST3K has always been such a fascinating piece of media for me because it's rare to see dialogue so properly casual before social media. It's clear these guys didn't care about appearing professional on TV and I'm happy for that because making fun of bad movies with friends is such a human experience and the friendliness of their commentary really just goes to show that despite the rapid change these 30-something years, the core of humanity never really changes all that much.
"They shouldn't have set their phasers on 'miss.' "
"Grownups of the corn."
This line killed me.
"Oh no! Patrick Stewart fell into quicksand!"
The one time I get an actor reference, it has to be THAT EPIC.
Still laughing.
"the last count was one-forty over eighty"
"what a selfish thing to say..."
i don't know why this is so funny!!
"He's getting deader, it's as if he's dead." hahahahahaha this was awesome! Love this show!
What was the name of that movie
@@perception913Night of the Blood Beast
woody allen asked me out!
(first movie) I am the lemon zester of destruction!
(second movie) My god, I'm pregnant!
(third movie) The entire compilation from Space Mutiny left me laughing to the point of crying!
Wow this comment is old
I'm Hardrock.
I'm KoKo
(in a lower voice) I'm Joe
This is where Yu-Gi-Oh TAS got the Steve joke!! Hahahaha. :) Nothing like a classic to make your day.
"Woody Allen asked me out."
"Arufaru, bowhowow."
"After that dog!"
"Look, a frooog!"
"Steve!" "Yes?" "Yes?!"
"He's getting deader. It's as if he's dead!"
"This has Steve written all over it!"
"Nyahh, I'm gonna go kill myself again."
"Oi!"
God, those compilations of all of David Ryder's nicknames leave me in tears every time. xD
Get Steve on it!
Dick Currier, when Dick ABSOLUTELY has to be there over night!
"A rare Godzilla free day"
Lmao.
"Not everybody is steve!"
"Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you."
I don't think I love anything as much as I love Night Of The Bloodbeast.
Big McLargehuge
That was my favorite one as well!!!! :D You have good taste.
"this rip was smaller when we first got here. Could the stress of settling into the ground have widened it?"
"umm--yes?" :)
"I am the lemon-zestor of destruction"
"What's that a man" "Believe it or not"
This is one of the best shows ever made.
"prince of space" is one of my favorite mst3k movies....lol
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"He's getting deader."
Bob Johnson! Oh wait...
Your weapons do not affect me. I am Prince of Space.
That line is now a family legend! :)
"Help! the Conductor's having a Seizure!"
I love "Prince of space" my favorite line in that episode is when Servo says "Their invasions like a poorly planed bank heist"
“A rare Godzilla free day” killed me!!!
The 80s were the golden age of embarrassing sci-fi movies.
I don't know...the 50's might have that title...
Toby Licious And now is the golden age of embarrassing syfy movies
@@kevondaye8125 I come from the future...wait till you see 2023!
"go you bizarre little man!"
-the best!
"I'll keep fiddling with the corpse"
Oh my i'm literally crying with laughter. This is so funny!
Big McLargeHuge!
"Its a rare Godzilla free day" lol that was the best
"Steve!"
"My God.... I'm Pregnant"
0:50 "grown ups of the corn" . . . LOL
WOODY ALLEN ASKED ME OUT!!!! That’s comedy gold.
additions:
"My pizza!"
"Not everybody is Steve!"
Before there was Gabe, there was Steve!
When I realize spelling out MST3k is something recognizable by the internet but that it won’t capitalize internet
"I'm back from break, anything shakin!" lmao
"Oh God I'm pregnant!"
"What a selfish thing to say" hahaha
"Well, we had to snap him in two like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule."
I've been laughing at the space mutiny episode since like forever.
"Go you bizarre little man."
Steve?
Yes steve?
Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you
ok, make sure you get steve to tell steve.
This has Steve written all over it
I am Steve!
I'm literally lol right now. So much that I'm crying!!!
The last bit was legitimately funny.
Steve still makes me laugh till I cry!
Yup. It has Steve written all over it.
"Hey, I'm in space already, damn"
"the conductor's having a seizure!"
"look, a frog!"
"I'll keep fiddling with the corpse"
"Big McLargehuge!"
"Go, you bizarre little man!"
"Look a FROG!"
lol, best line. Why? Cause it makes me laugh everytime. That's all it takes. haha
The Lemon Zestor Of Destruction
..
"A rare Godzilla free day."
LMAO!
XD
"I am the lemon zester of destruction!"
"Look a frog"
I'm sorry but the names had me in tears laughing. From 4:59 to the end, gota love it
When Pluto TV added Mystery Science Theater 3000, I thought that was (no, scratch that, still think that) the BEST E V E R! Thanks uncle Brian for showing me what MST3K was.👍 #MST3K #PlutoTV
HELP! THE CONDUCTOR'S HAVING A SEIZURE!
One word: Rifftrax.
OH NO Patrick Stewart fell into quicksand!
Was done at Patrick Stewart fell in quicksand!!!
Big McLargeHuge 🤣🤣🤣
I wanna give a shout-out to this video... it was the very first thing i ever saw of what is now my favourite comedy show of all time. Thank you for so many memories ❤️❤️❤️
"Oh my God, I'm pregnant."
LMFAO.
Crud Bonemeal
How can you do Prince of Space without "I'll throw my doll at you?"
"AFTER THAT DOG!!!"
You gotta admit, Mike had perfect timing to do that with after what Servo did. XD
Bryon
I still think Prince of Space is by far the funniest episode of the series.
Punch Rockgroin cracks me up every time.
i cant be alone on this
CROW IS MY FAV
Lunar Queen Mine too!
TwilightPrincessLoverandMaster YAS IM NOT A RANDOM CROW FANGIRL CURLED UP ALL ALONE IN A CORNER
...
ignore me
Im weird
Nope, I can relate.
TwilightPrincessLoverandMaster
YAY
Yep...
a kid who was born when this was posted is 10 feel old yet
I was 4 when this was posted, so yea
"oh the Stanley Cup has invaded earth!"
"Woody Allen asked me out!"
"A rare godzilla free day!"
The milk i was drinking is all over the monitor as i bust out laughing at this single line...
yaya new mst3k coming!
God I miss this show. Can't wait for the movie. :D
What movie? 2001?
"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" came out in 1996. They riffed "This Island Earth". o.O
They're making a movie right now. :P
Can you provide me with any links to this information you have? I haven't heard anything about that and I assure you I am well updated on anything and everything related to MST3K. I'm an Admin of one of the biggest MST groups on Facebook, I have many of the MST alumni in my friend's list on FB, I've met Kevin Murphy and I always find out anything new about any riffing projects. Joel has been talking about the reboot of the show, Mike, Kevin and Bill have been doing RiffTrax and Joel, Trace, Frank, Mary Jo and Josh have been doing Cinematic Titanic. But I can't find anything relating to a new movie project. So any links you can provide would be appreciated.
Tabby Doulin
Sorry forgot to click Reply on your post so my reply is above this one lol
"Woody Allen asked me out". "A rare Godzilla-free day". Classic!
Had to revisit this golden oldie video. Still best compilation. I feel old now.
1:30 so true.
Servo: My God... I'm pregnant.
Too bad this wasn't here. :)
Bryon
"OOooo, Krankhore blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight!"
XD Too funny, it looks EXACTLY like that.
I still wish for a revamp of this show and deal with these newer bad movies...
Have you heard of rifftrax.com?
Indeed I have, but just not the same without the three little silhouettes.
Just print, cut out and stick this on the bottom of your TV / Computer Screen when you watch RiffTrax :)
i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/crazerace/mst3k_vector_sm.jpg
By the way there's talk from creator Joel Hodgson about a reboot of MST3K. Not confirmed yet but there are talks about doing it. comicbook.com/2014/11/26/joel-hodgson-talks-the-mystery-science-theater-3000-reboot/
Anyone seen a movie first before Mst3k reviewed it?
I saw Night of The Blood Beast.
I saw the killer shrews and hamlet xD
I've never seen killer shrews! Now I'm dying to watch it! :)
Quite a few of them. First Spaceship on Venus is actually a pretty good film.
_Whose Line is it Anyway?_ used a clip from that second movie for their “Film Dub” minigame. That’s how I recognized it.
Out of all the names they said, "Big McLargehuge" got me laughing the hardest!
Just some of the gems:
"What's that -- a man?" (Answer:) "Yeah, believe it or not, yep."
"... a rare, Godzilla-free day ..."
"He's getting deader."
"Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you."
"What a selfish thing to say."
Im Hardrock,
Im Coco,
Im Joe!
haha great reference.
Outstanding post!
I am Member 233 of the original MST3K Fan Club.
... Looking at my membership 'card' right now. Still in my photo album...
Ahhh, the salad days.
Pants: TOTALLY FILLED!
Top 3 best lines from this:
"Tsk, Hello."
"What a selfish thing to say."
"Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God."
high five man!! great collection of clips - particularly like:
"what's that? a man?"
"well, it appears so..."
we love crow!
"slate fistcrunch!"
"buff hardback!!"
"bob johnson....oh, wait"
this was the greatest show ever