LOL I love MST3K...it never gets old. Too much funny stuff to remember! I'm so sad they stopped making it it...but thanks for posting this and keeping it aliiive!
Is that you, Ted? Thank you, Mr. Zebub. You have fingers. I like that in a man. These credits leave you time to chat... munch your popcorn... decide to see another movie... Yeeah, what do we get? Another citizen who's NOT READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!! Diarrhea is like a storm, raging inside you. He triiied to kill me with a forkliiift!!
"I just feel like you might not be ready for some football." Thanks: you rule! (And if you ever feel like posting more of "The Undead", you'd be my superhero.)
I'm so glad these compilations are still on UA-cam, including the spiritual successors uploaded by other channels. Kind of crazy they've survived so long. I quote "you have fingers, I like that in a man" to this day.
Love it. "This is subtle?" "When I touch you..." "I think about myself. No, wait." "Anna Nicole Smith and her husband." "Hopefully that thing has a shirt-buttoning attachment."
3:05 Damn! Never thought I'd see a decent composer in the credits to a film that got riffed on MST3K. For those who don't know Joel Goldsmith did the music for the Stargate TV shows. His dad wins the overall prize though for creating the opening theme to Star Trek: Voyager and the original Total Recall but Joel's stuff is also pretty damn good.
I wish someone could post the whole Fugitive Alien episode...I had it on VHS once, and the whole thing is HILARIOUS! Especially when you see where the "Forklift" song originates...thanks for sharing!!!
Mystery Science Theater 3000 has to have been one of the greatest concepts for a television show that was ever thought up. And the beauty of it is that it seems like some spontaneous kids game you'd do with a friend or two just to pass the time on a rainy weekend afternoon. Granted, Joel and Mike and the gang obviously spent a *lot* of time writing the gags and riffs for the episodes, making it all seem effortless. But it's really, at its core, just goofing on cheesy flicks, and that's what makes it so fun and good and enjoyable to viewers. We've all done this ourselves at one time or another; of course, not _nearly_ as funny as the MST3K people did.
"Around the knuckle" (Over the gums) "Over the finger" (Look out stomach here it comes). ROFLMAO!!! XDDDD OMG my eyes are watering and my stomach hurts! "Peter Pan: Anti Christ" LMAO XD
OMG! I've never seen "Laserblast" before and that was so funny I started to choke! "Are you ready for some football?" That was hysterical! I think I want to catch up on the DVD volumes now! And don't forget, MST3K The Movie is being released May 6. Get your copy! I know I will!
Its The 23rd Hour of this Teleation and we are going all the way.....lol "You want room Service, Dial 9, there's a mint on the pillow" lol "I need some towels!" LOL
The Sci-Fi Channel canceled the show after the 10th season back in 1999. Naturally, all of us MSTies weren't very happy with the news. The MST3K cast were sad to see the show go bye-bye, but they are happy to be doing other endeavors now. At least we have Rifftrax that Mike has developed that he and other MST3K cast members participate in. Check out the samples here at YT by putting in 'rifftrax' in the search field. It's totally cool!
You left out one of the best parts! When the jailor is groping her (The Undead) and says something completely bizarre and unintelligible, the guys go "Wanna run that by me again?" Other than that, awesome job!
'Look are you ready for some foot ball?' 'then i got to get home to get Ready For Some Foot Ball' 'Lets find out if he's ready for some FOOT BALL!!' OMG AHHAHA
"Clensing...Discount!...Heated!...Purple!" "And action...cut! Beatiful." "Eat me, you fuzzy marshmellow" "Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go 'Pow' but 'Swish'!"
At 4:15 Crow says: "Won't he be surpise when he finds out that the thing doesn't go Pow! but, Whoosh!!" LOL Them singing the Song :"He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift". is really funny LOL
"This is the song about the Buccus 3 group. They're gonna die from all the heat. He tried to kill him with a forklift. Ole!" "La la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Stand and FIGHT, Sir Woman!" "Sir ROADHOG!" "Pullith thy vehicle to the curb and showith thy license and registration. Do thou knowith how fast thou was driving?"
"HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!"
So...so inspirational. Truly one of the great masterpieces of music.
Also works as an alternative lyric to Rehab by Amy Winehouse. 🎶HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT AND I SAID NO, NO NO.🎶
"You have fingers. I like that in a man."
"I just feel like you might not be ready for some football..."
"Yea what do we got? Another citizen whos not ready for some football!"
ROFL!
"FIVE years later...."
2:46 "Ah, The Charlie Daniels Band, is now The Charles Band" LMAO wtf XD
"Peter Pan, Antichrist." Damn, I miss these guys. Thanks a lot for posting!
-Rocky, take the controls!
-"Again?"
-Rocky, hold your fire!
-"Again?"
LOL!
and action... cut! Beautiful!
The "Are you ready for some football?!" bits are Drop-dead Hilarous, I Can't stop LOLing!!!
LOL I love MST3K...it never gets old. Too much funny stuff to remember! I'm so sad they stopped making it it...but thanks for posting this and keeping it aliiive!
Erin Ordway
remember this comment?
Damn 17 years ago?!
You watched the Metflix episodes?
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT LINE!!
CocoSnoopy
remember this comment?
"The Pasty Brigade."
"Warriors of the Wussy Land!"
"Stand and fight, Sir Woman!"
"The Knight from Munsy!"
Bryon
Robot roll call!
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom-Servo!
CROOOOOOWWW!!
'A story about those dark, and forgotten?' Like grandpa?''
Fuckin'hillarious, I love this show.
Once they saw Roger Corman's name on the credits they said, "Uh, we're doomed." BAHAHAHA!!
That knight cop segment gets me everytime XD!!!!!
Man: Take it easy, Diana...
Servo: ..don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.
I had to Google the "ready for some footBAWL" reference, and yep, that guy's look is pretty spot on ... ^_^
*Seeing Roger Corman's name*
"Well, that's it! We're doomed!"
Bryon
"You have fingers. I like that in a man."
Best line ever!
Crow: Well, that's it! We're doomed!
Truer words never said about Roger Corman works, Crow!
Is that you, Ted?
Thank you, Mr. Zebub.
You have fingers. I like that in a man.
These credits leave you time to chat... munch your popcorn... decide to see another movie...
Yeeah, what do we get? Another citizen who's NOT READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!
Diarrhea is like a storm, raging inside you.
He triiied to kill me with a forkliiift!!
"Tail-light-est" - get's me every time. Lol
Steven Stills and Bill Gates!
Perfect and really did look like both of them!
"Feivel goes west, lol"
Now we know where the sequel came from!
"Peter Pan: Anti-Christ"
"Its The 23rd Hour of this telethon and we are going all the way"
Tish, that's FRENCH, mwa mwamwamwamwa!
"Get ready for some FOOTBALL!" Love that part.
hehe, two of my favorite running gags in this one:
"SLEEEEEEEEEP!!!"
"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you..."
Lookout stomach here it comes.
"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go POW, but SWISH!"
"Feivel Goes West" got me laughing.
"I just feel like you might not be ready for some football." Thanks: you rule!
(And if you ever feel like posting more of "The Undead", you'd be my superhero.)
nancytribe remember this comment?
Diahrrea is like a storm raging inside you xD
"We've secretly replaced this ray gun's power supply with Folgers Crystals..."
LOL best show ever, Werewolf has to be my favorite!
I'm so glad these compilations are still on UA-cam, including the spiritual successors uploaded by other channels. Kind of crazy they've survived so long.
I quote "you have fingers, I like that in a man" to this day.
how i did not know without his show is beyond me becuz i love it!! its simply AMAZING!
"They tried to kill me with a forklift!"
That will never get old.
"He TRIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FOOOOORKLIIIIFT!" XD Brilliant
"You have fingers. I like that in a man."
"Oh and by the way.... SLEEEEEP!"
Why is Al Pacino doing typewriter maintenance?
"The Pastey Brigade! Warriors of the Wuss Land!"
"You go and cry over there!" LMAO
Love it.
"This is subtle?"
"When I touch you..." "I think about myself. No, wait."
"Anna Nicole Smith and her husband."
"Hopefully that thing has a shirt-buttoning attachment."
the actual episode for "Laserblast" is EPIC the whole way through. best line though...
"I just feel like you might not be ready for some football"
"Why am I doing this? I hypnotize all day and then I go home to a cat."
ACE!
3:05 Damn! Never thought I'd see a decent composer in the credits to a film that got riffed on MST3K. For those who don't know Joel Goldsmith did the music for the Stargate TV shows. His dad wins the overall prize though for creating the opening theme to Star Trek: Voyager and the original Total Recall but Joel's stuff is also pretty damn good.
I wish someone could post the whole Fugitive Alien episode...I had it on VHS once, and the whole thing is HILARIOUS! Especially when you see where the "Forklift" song originates...thanks for sharing!!!
Frank B Waddell
remember this comment?
This is one of my favorite "Best of Mst3k" pieces....LOL
"He triiiied to kill me with a fooorkliiiiift! OLE!"
XD That cracked me up SO bad. Thanks SO MUCH for sharing these! ^^ That was excellent.
"Peter Pan Anti-Christ" oh god, I laughed for like a minute just on that! So unexpected!! :)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 has to have been one of the greatest concepts for a television show that was ever thought up. And the beauty of it is that it seems like some spontaneous kids game you'd do with a friend or two just to pass the time on a rainy weekend afternoon.
Granted, Joel and Mike and the gang obviously spent a *lot* of time writing the gags and riffs for the episodes, making it all seem effortless. But it's really, at its core, just goofing on cheesy flicks, and that's what makes it so fun and good and enjoyable to viewers. We've all done this ourselves at one time or another; of course, not _nearly_ as funny as the MST3K people did.
These are all just completely priceless..
"when i touch you"
"-i think about myself...oh wait"
love that one XD
My god you are badass putting up these videos. Keep going.
That's good blow! get's me every time.
God, I died laughing at the "FOOTBALL!" thing. xD
Great edit though, the jokes came so damn fast I could hardly catch my breath...love this show!
"When I touch you"
I think about myself... no, that's not right.
Thank you, Mr. Zeebub.
You have fingers. I like that in a man.
"You go and cry over there" made me cry from laughing at midnight.
"Around the knuckle, over the gums, over the fingers, watch out stomach here it comes." lmao.
"Around the knuckle"
(Over the gums)
"Over the finger"
(Look out stomach here it comes). ROFLMAO!!! XDDDD OMG my eyes are watering and my stomach hurts!
"Peter Pan: Anti Christ" LMAO XD
OMG! I've never seen "Laserblast" before and that was so funny I started to choke! "Are you ready for some football?" That was hysterical! I think I want to catch up on the DVD volumes now! And don't forget, MST3K The Movie is being released May 6. Get your copy! I know I will!
Love Crow's giggle throughout the Laserblast clips. :-)
You've got fingers, I like that in a man.
"When I touch you - I think about myself - wait, no, that's not right" LMBO!!!!!
Its The 23rd Hour of this Teleation and we are going all the way.....lol
"You want room Service, Dial 9, there's a mint on the pillow" lol
"I need some towels!" LOL
Oh my God, 1:17 had me cracking up. And the whole "SLEEP" thing. XD
The Sci-Fi Channel canceled the show after the 10th season back in 1999. Naturally, all of us MSTies weren't very happy with the news. The MST3K cast were sad to see the show go bye-bye, but they are happy to be doing other endeavors now. At least we have Rifftrax that Mike has developed that he and other MST3K cast members participate in. Check out the samples here at YT by putting in 'rifftrax' in the search field. It's totally cool!
Looks like he hypnotized himself.
"Rocky, hold your fire!" "Again?" Classic.
Funniest line fron Laserblast: Get out there and sell, sell, sell!
Context is everything of course.
OMG "did thou know how fast thou was driving" i havent laughed that hard in a while lmao
"You have fingers. I like that in a man."
"Oh and by the way SLEEEEP!"
"You go and cry over there!"
"Sir ROADHOG!"
"Eat me, you fuzzy marshmallow."
He tried to kill me with the forklift. Fugitive Alien is my favorite MST of all time.
"Look at me, for you already know how I am"
"...Is that you Ted?" Lol.
You left out one of the best parts! When the jailor is groping her (The Undead) and says something completely bizarre and unintelligible, the guys go "Wanna run that by me again?" Other than that, awesome job!
I love the Laserblast episode- too damn funnny
*dies* Oh hell I wish you would upload more of these XD
Dragontrap
remember this comment?
I love it whenever they sing "He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift".
"The Pasty Brigade, Warriors of the Wussland!"...lines like that are the reason why this will always be my favorite tv show.
"You have fingers...I like that in a man..."
"Pullest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth thee thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knoweth how fast thou was driving?"
"Again??"
'Look are you ready for some foot ball?'
'then i got to get home to get Ready For Some Foot Ball'
'Lets find out if he's ready for some FOOT BALL!!'
OMG AHHAHA
"Somebody threw away a perfectly good arm remover." lmaoo
"Won't HE be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go 'pow' but 'SVWISS!!'"
"Clensing...Discount!...Heated!...Purple!"
"And action...cut! Beatiful."
"Eat me, you fuzzy marshmellow"
"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go 'Pow' but 'Swish'!"
"Im just goinist to let thou off with a warning this time, and make sureist thou takeist carist of thatist taillightist."
Oh man funny!
Haha, the first 38 seconds are CLASSIC!
At 4:15 Crow says: "Won't he be surpise when he finds out that the thing doesn't go Pow! but, Whoosh!!" LOL
Them singing the Song :"He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift". is really funny LOL
Oh wow, the whole medieval getting pulled over by a cop thing...I died
"This is the song about the Buccus 3 group.
They're gonna die from all the heat.
He tried to kill him with a forklift. Ole!"
"La la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
2:51, LASERBLAST!!!!! a movie so rancid, I paid money to see it, it deserves every second of derision that can be heaped deeply upon it.
4:45 I love how that guy doesn't play around when it comes to bath towels!
"the knight from Muncie"
"The Knight from Muncie"
"Thank you Mr. Zebub."
"When I touch you, I think about myself, NO, NO, NO, WAIT!!!"
and the whole "Ready for some football" riffs were the best!
There are even more Hank Williams Jr jokes to do now! They should re riff this one!
"Two years later."
(they show the guy doing that lame hand gesture to hypnotize her)
"Ten years later."
LMAO!
Pants... to tight... I'm... turning japanese! XD
"Stand and FIGHT, Sir Woman!"
"Sir ROADHOG!"
"Pullith thy vehicle to the curb and showith thy license and registration. Do thou knowith how fast thou was driving?"