Lying Starmer, Woke Miliband, Cry Baby Selena Gomez | Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 31-Jan-25

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  • @talktv
    @talktv  7 днів тому +75

    Should Keir Starmer win... again?!

    • @roblewis8227
      @roblewis8227 7 днів тому +28

      You need a separate segment, where you explain how Khan and Starmer deserve to be plank of the week, and then do the rest of the show.

    • @ThePixey1000
      @ThePixey1000 7 днів тому +1

      Na he is too dim I feel bad we are picking on a moron every week.

    • @yorkshirelad8354
      @yorkshirelad8354 7 днів тому

      The way he is calling off elections he probably will .😮

    • @wendylinton453
      @wendylinton453 7 днів тому +23

      Both as bad as each other

    • @toniswift6058
      @toniswift6058 7 днів тому +24

      Never again, should this country suffer. This last six months has been pergatory!

  • @ThePixey1000
    @ThePixey1000 7 днів тому +228

    This should be on for an hour on TV every Friday this is the best thing I watch every week love this. You guys deserves a BAFTA.

    • @stephmcc8470
      @stephmcc8470 6 днів тому +8

      Yay Selena wins! She can stop pretending to care! What every actresses wants…an award 🥇

  • @linrogers4326
    @linrogers4326 6 днів тому +144

    I’ve had a shitty week. Went to bed with a large glass of whiskey and listened to Plank. Cheered me up no end. Thanks Mike and crew. X

    • @user-iq6ov8hy9r
      @user-iq6ov8hy9r 6 днів тому +18

      EVERY week in this horrid country is a shitty week!

    • @oki_0074
      @oki_0074 6 днів тому +5

      Bro I am doing exactly that 😢😅

    • @carolokbrblol
      @carolokbrblol 4 дні тому +1

      @@linrogers4326 that's how you do it. Cheers!

  • @jacquelinemccarthy8092
    @jacquelinemccarthy8092 6 днів тому +162

    Absolutely brilliant. The best show on TV along with Grumpy Old Men. I'm 80 years old and have seen many changes of Governments during my lifetime but this one is the most corrupt, incompetent and dishonest of all of them - and that's saying something! Thank goodness for your programmes - you all say what all 'normal' people really think. Thank you.

    • @JohmTrehy
      @JohmTrehy 6 днів тому +20

      I'm 79 and agree, matey. we've had some excuses for government's but this lot takes the biscuits

    • @lorrainetaylor7555
      @lorrainetaylor7555 5 днів тому +3

      Watch Kevin O’Sullivan “what just happened” that’s hilarious as well every Saturday 🤣🤣🤣

  • @musicloverchicago437
    @musicloverchicago437 6 днів тому +83

    This is my new favorite show! And I so appreciate that you all understand Trump's value and charm. :)

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому +3

      Trump is legend.

  • @KatieKat3
    @KatieKat3 5 днів тому +30

    I’m an American and look forward to this show every week. It’s brilliant! That said, this was the best Plank of the Week ever! I was laughing until it hurt. Loads of fun! 😂

  • @yorkshirelad8354
    @yorkshirelad8354 7 днів тому +121

    I bloody love this lot 👍😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @avrilgriswold6088
    @avrilgriswold6088 7 днів тому +90

    I love Talk TV. Real news. Thanks from the USA.

    • @ianHolmes-i5g
      @ianHolmes-i5g 7 днів тому

      No it isn't it is crap

    • @hilarywade687
      @hilarywade687 7 днів тому +9

      @@ianHolmes-i5g No, you're wrong, it's great.

    • @avrilgriswold6088
      @avrilgriswold6088 7 днів тому +7

      Where’s your sense of humor? Nothing funnier than the absurd truth. It is wonderful.

    • @ianHolmes-i5g
      @ianHolmes-i5g 7 днів тому

      No it is not is crap full of right wing loons

    • @kipsome45
      @kipsome45 7 днів тому +8

      @@ianHolmes-i5gThen why are you on this channel? How very sad.

  • @alisonbrown5891
    @alisonbrown5891 7 днів тому +86

    First class plankery.Well done panel👏👏👏👏👏

  • @beverley6140
    @beverley6140 6 днів тому +20

    Hysterical from start to finish! What a tonic you all are 😂😂 So many planks, such little time .....

  • @OldAustralianGeezer
    @OldAustralianGeezer 7 днів тому +43

    0820hrs here in Adelaide. Heat wave conditions. This is my go to Saturday morning show. Thanks to all concerned.

  • @joanclawfords-wifi-cats
    @joanclawfords-wifi-cats 6 днів тому +42

    Always enjoy when Russell is on ... 😊

  • @keithdanks766
    @keithdanks766 7 днів тому +37

    Bloody hilarious again this week! Amazing entertainment guys, love it.

  • @DianneJarrett-f3o
    @DianneJarrett-f3o 7 днів тому +79

    I’ve been looking forward to this all week

  • @JosephineClatworthy
    @JosephineClatworthy 7 днів тому +91

    Brilliant show always good discussions and Michael is a good host 👍👍

  • @debrawolstenholme1392
    @debrawolstenholme1392 7 днів тому +33

    Brilliant show, once again 😂😂😂 love the Mike & Kevin’s ice cream, hilarious 😂😂😂 Selena Gomez 🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂
    Love it 👏👏👏

  • @RollingOnes
    @RollingOnes 7 днів тому +307

    I am currently about to face a disciplinary meeting at work (a large UK retailer) for trying to stop a shoplifter at work. They tripped over and got hurt.
    Don't try it people. Country is backwards

    • @frankbrodie5168
      @frankbrodie5168 7 днів тому +28

      I worked Asda for a few years post millenium. And we were definitely told not to tackle or chase shoplifters. Raise the alarm by all means. But don't risk yourself or others.

    • @NickSmith-y2h
      @NickSmith-y2h 7 днів тому +12

      If their SOPs dictate you shouldn’t tackle them, then, unfortunately, it’s deserved. If you work for a company, you’re obliged to adhere to their rules, whether you agree with them or not.

    • @y6cd3sdzHs1g
      @y6cd3sdzHs1g 7 днів тому +30

      @NickSmith-y2h when following company policies, sure. But then the company should publicly shamed and humiliated in public for those ridiculous rules

    • @stephengowdy620
      @stephengowdy620 7 днів тому +12

      Sad this has to stop

    • @wizzyletsgetbusy6878
      @wizzyletsgetbusy6878 7 днів тому +18

      Appalling. Good luck.

  • @JonfitzFitzjohn-k6s
    @JonfitzFitzjohn-k6s 7 днів тому +29

    Absolutely Brilliant Again Guy.s Keep Them Coming

  • @colinholmes4356
    @colinholmes4356 7 днів тому +103

    3 nurses enter the country to work and 18 relatives come in as well

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому +2

      Could have been worse. Could have been twenty😆

    • @viviennewearne6173
      @viviennewearne6173 6 днів тому +3

      Then those nurses get pregnant and are on paid leave

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому

      @viviennewearne6173 Oh God , it could be even worse !

    • @alfredttarski4521
      @alfredttarski4521 5 днів тому

      @@carlm6537 Yeah, they could be British, i.e. completely useless.

    • @MashaB-pk8hl
      @MashaB-pk8hl 3 дні тому

      Many have forged credentials.

  • @adambollons4003
    @adambollons4003 6 днів тому +23

    Possibly the best episode yet! Thank you.

  • @cindyfaulkner5725
    @cindyfaulkner5725 7 днів тому +59

    This has been the funniest show ever, I have laughed all they way through, especially when you all kept getting the giggles😄😂🤣❤❤❤❤

  • @hazelarmstrong2643
    @hazelarmstrong2643 7 днів тому +24

    One of the best this week. Loved it

  • @roblewis8227
    @roblewis8227 7 днів тому +57

    I now look forward to this show, like i used to look forward to programmes on the bbc, like mock the week. Keep up the great work guys.

  • @harrysheffield624
    @harrysheffield624 6 днів тому +5

    This program is an absolute scream . . . . I could not switch over !!! Could not stop LAUGHING !!!! Well done Mike !!!

  • @jameshasbeenjammin
    @jameshasbeenjammin 7 днів тому +23

    Best episode and guest list that I have seen for ages

  • @tomwinstanley1915
    @tomwinstanley1915 7 днів тому +27

    🤣Always a joy! Keep it up boys and girls.

  • @4321ort
    @4321ort 6 днів тому +6

    Thanks for your channel. How can we go 4 years of complete liars,how ever can labour ever deliver a manifesto. They are ruined.

  • @eddiemyers570
    @eddiemyers570 7 днів тому +20

    You couldn’t make this stuff up,best laugh I’ve had in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redrose1402
    @redrose1402 6 днів тому +5

    Absolutely brilliant! So funny! ❤

  • @alistairmccausland1580
    @alistairmccausland1580 6 днів тому +10

    Best weekly comedy show on any UK media station...

  • @bl4531
    @bl4531 7 днів тому +54

    Tonight's show proves that truth is stranger than fiction 😄

  • @ireneesch8555
    @ireneesch8555 7 днів тому +48

    That was absolutely hysterical. Best show ever.

  • @lizrigby-jones3700
    @lizrigby-jones3700 6 днів тому +9

    Done with Ben & Jerry. Cornish icecream for me, delicious! Haven't watched this fully before, my favourite go to, to cheer me up. The wheelchair incident reminded me of the modern keystone cops, Hilarious!

  • @JeanAbercrombie
    @JeanAbercrombie 6 днів тому +10

    Loved that video of the lady on the mobility scooter out manouvering the police. Loved your video of you Graham and Kevin's take on Ben and Jerrys ice creams.

  • @goldiegrace3071
    @goldiegrace3071 7 днів тому +16

    My weekly giggle, listening from NZ.

  • @johnnyboy1014
    @johnnyboy1014 7 днів тому +47

    Friday night looking forward to the plankery!

  • @cindyfaulkner5725
    @cindyfaulkner5725 7 днів тому +46

    Love Mike and Kevin's advert😄😂🤣

  • @kevinhasnip6170
    @kevinhasnip6170 6 днів тому +10

    This is the best show on tv and we need longer version and this weeks is the funniest ever brilliant humour

  • @mairiconnell6282
    @mairiconnell6282 6 днів тому +9

    As a disabled person living on Benefits. I have still got to pay my Council Tax, not just working people. This rise out of my benefits will be around three quarters of my benefits. By the way I also pay for my housing and all utilities. I hate being called a scrounger. I loved my job when I became ill very quickly. My life savings are gone on living before one can claim benefits and also, out of that I have to pay for my adult social care. I am lucky. My son supports me during this cold spell so that I don’t go cold. God help me when I become a pensioner.

  • @ireneesch8555
    @ireneesch8555 7 днів тому +57

    Starmer for Life Plank!!

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому +1

      Wooden that be great !

  • @rosieposie6521
    @rosieposie6521 6 днів тому +13

    BRITISH HUMOUR IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

    • @stequality
      @stequality 6 днів тому

      We still have British humour ? Thought that was abolished

    • @GreatWhiteSharkey
      @GreatWhiteSharkey 6 днів тому

      @@stequalityonly if you’re weak or afraid. Our humour is everywhere for those who embrace it 🇬🇧

  • @PhilipHughes-wp3vm
    @PhilipHughes-wp3vm 7 днів тому +33

    Great fun show. Can't wait for next weeks plankery. The choices just get tougher.

    • @tonyblakemore3843
      @tonyblakemore3843 7 днів тому

      They get tougher because of the number of them not because the quality of the idiots has diluted.

  • @Louise-g4p
    @Louise-g4p 6 днів тому +5

    Bloody brilliant the lot of you haven't a good laugh for ages also so spot on with the issues 👌 ❤

  • @sueridd3674
    @sueridd3674 6 днів тому +18

    Bloody love this show . Won't be eating Ben and Jerry's or going to Iceland 😅😅😅

    • @SueMoss-n5m
      @SueMoss-n5m 6 днів тому +1

      At the end of a horrible week,you made me laugh thankyoux

    • @Ruda-n4h
      @Ruda-n4h 5 днів тому

      It should be renamed 'Planker of the Week.'

  • @philiptodd7062
    @philiptodd7062 7 днів тому +17

    Love this programme

  • @stephaniesmart6635
    @stephaniesmart6635 7 днів тому +72

    I am sick, so sick. This current government is destroying our country, day by day...and ivam having to use my savings day by day just to pay the bills. Hope the political elite are happy...and I am not far right!

    • @teresagreene1821
      @teresagreene1821 7 днів тому +9

      You're not far wrong either!

    • @clovermark39
      @clovermark39 7 днів тому +5

      There must be some way to help with your situation. Don’t pay for the bbc licence. X

    • @RelationalDatabase-us7fr
      @RelationalDatabase-us7fr 7 днів тому +3

      What do you expect from the Hard Left?

    • @heyitsmetrousers4399
      @heyitsmetrousers4399 5 днів тому

      ​@clovermark39 nobody should be paying it! The council have missed two bin collections in my area over the Christmas period which resulted in the town being littered with recycling! Are there any litter pickers in place to tidy up the countryside? No! Will we get a refund on our council tax? No!

  • @Slycockney
    @Slycockney 7 днів тому +12

    Brilliant, laughed all the way through that.

  • @BeNice537
    @BeNice537 7 днів тому +18

    Best show ever!! hilarious...

  • @Caz-k1i
    @Caz-k1i 7 днів тому +28

    Sitting in a power cut. Ed Milliband is plank of the week 😏

  • @stevenlee9606
    @stevenlee9606 6 днів тому +4

    Brilliant show, everyone. It was really funny this week 😂 ❤

  • @michaelmullard4292
    @michaelmullard4292 7 днів тому +21

    Absolutely LOVE this show! You guys are hilarious. ❤ from Los Angeles! 🇬🇧🇺🇸.

  • @toniswift6058
    @toniswift6058 7 днів тому +27

    Gomez made herself look an idiot... Candice is very much sorted. Thank god for all the people who don't cry... Mike and Kev's organic ice cream, said it all. Lol. And then the damn shoplifters! You guys gave me a great laugh. Good show.

  • @howdan1985
    @howdan1985 6 днів тому +3

    Absolutely fantastic show as always! It's so hard to choose who's the Biggest Plank of The Week because Labour has more planks than a B&Q warehouse.

  • @angelawheller2053
    @angelawheller2053 7 днів тому +13

    love this program gives me a good laugh

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому

      Yes it is very funny

  • @Fazzer57
    @Fazzer57 7 днів тому +30

    Russell on the ba tonight. My plank is Stasi Starmer every time. LABOUR LIARS OUT.

  • @lynsimpson5658
    @lynsimpson5658 7 днів тому +28

    G'day guys, G'day everyone ❤ I love this show guys.
    Love ❤ from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @CJWFell
    @CJWFell 7 днів тому +60

    Starmer is the biggest LIAR ever.

    • @brianneedham7582
      @brianneedham7582 6 днів тому

      He had a Marxist upbringing schooled byTB Liar, who wants to rule the world , well he made right mess of rule over Britain having to sell off our gold reserves to avoid bankruptcy

    • @brianneedham7582
      @brianneedham7582 6 днів тому

      Blair & Starmer belong in jail for treason and corruption,both out to force a neutral country into Communism rule

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому

      Totally agree.

    • @alfredttarski4521
      @alfredttarski4521 5 днів тому

      @@carlm6537 Of course you do.

    • @areyoustupid.....
      @areyoustupid..... 5 днів тому

      ​@@alfredttarski4521..calm down luv. You're hysterical.

  • @Little-miss
    @Little-miss 7 днів тому +25

    Mike and jk back on the wine 🍷 😅
    I love it .

  • @tymillie2
    @tymillie2 7 днів тому +44

    Where did ‘irregular’ immigrants come from? The word is Illegal surely. Just playing politics at our expense.

    • @StraightouttaBristol
      @StraightouttaBristol 6 днів тому

      Thieves don't steal, they go irregular shopping.
      Starmtrooper and Sad IQ Khan are destroying everything 😢

  • @janettecomish3110
    @janettecomish3110 6 днів тому +8

    Congratulations on another fab show 😂❤

  • @carolbrown1883
    @carolbrown1883 7 днів тому +7

    That was hilarious tonight . I love it every week but that was one of your best 😂😂😂

  • @rosalindchurcher8028
    @rosalindchurcher8028 7 днів тому +27

    Yep, Dale Vince for plank 👍

  • @Cobraguy321
    @Cobraguy321 6 днів тому +3

    Vote Reform. Save our country.

  • @BEEINLONDON
    @BEEINLONDON 6 днів тому +4

    Absolutely right, there needs to be laws to stop these liars telling lies

  • @FionaBrown-zd5hl
    @FionaBrown-zd5hl 6 днів тому +7

    THANKS that is what i needed - brilliant LAUGH🤣🤣

  • @andynew2
    @andynew2 7 днів тому +23

    You guys almost make living in an authoritarian state fun!

  • @angelasmith8609
    @angelasmith8609 6 днів тому +3

    What a great show! That ice cream ! 😅😂😂 brilliant love you Mike!

  • @777colin1
    @777colin1 7 днів тому +14

    This is the Best and Funniest show bar none

  • @patricklangan5670
    @patricklangan5670 7 днів тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Another brilliant show.. Never miss it.

  • @michaelbenson2954
    @michaelbenson2954 7 днів тому +17

    Brilliant

  • @derekgoldsmith2730
    @derekgoldsmith2730 5 днів тому +2

    This should be on MSM, far better, not far right, than any QUESTION TIME or other discussion programme.

  • @karlacostar4114
    @karlacostar4114 7 днів тому +21

    Tesco did calculations on the amount of food consumed in 2016 and the model showed the population was at 80 to 100 million people. The article was in the Times.

  • @margaretmitchell9245
    @margaretmitchell9245 7 днів тому +10

    Only way to watch this is with a glass of wine 😊

  • @keithrn9447
    @keithrn9447 7 днів тому +17

    Thank you so much, I haven't laughed so much for a long time at a "news review programme" ! Quick wit!

  • @clovermark39
    @clovermark39 7 днів тому +14

    Love this show. I feel normal with a good sense of humour. So funny.

  • @KevinM2732
    @KevinM2732 7 днів тому +14

    Good comedy is hard to find these days. Top show

  • @pally8868
    @pally8868 7 днів тому +9

    Very good - thanks everyone 😂

  • @kennethslade8468
    @kennethslade8468 6 днів тому +4

    Thanks again folks .Great entertainment. Treat of the week.

  • @susangriffiths8621
    @susangriffiths8621 6 днів тому +14

    Britian is FULL and it is getting worse with no plan to pull back. Gone to the dogs.😢

    • @Joy-w5j
      @Joy-w5j 6 днів тому +1

      Did that under Bliar, now we've gone down to the sewers!

  • @carolokbrblol
    @carolokbrblol 6 днів тому +6

    Starmer is running the country as a prosecution lawyer. He has no clue how to run a country. Who the hell voted for that clown. Shame on you!

  • @royhardy407
    @royhardy407 7 днів тому +14

    Bloody hilarious Beats all the other TV shows !

  • @susanlawes8381
    @susanlawes8381 7 днів тому +20

    Love this show, why do all labour ministers have such boring voices and liars

  • @mameschwarzfischer2806
    @mameschwarzfischer2806 7 днів тому +41

    Selena should go with HER people

    • @NickSmith-y2h
      @NickSmith-y2h 7 днів тому +1

      She was born in Texas. Texas is in the USA.

    • @AJ13-c1e
      @AJ13-c1e 7 днів тому +1

      She’s a billionaire surely she could go help her people in their own country?

  • @alisonbyford4092
    @alisonbyford4092 7 днів тому +22

    Liar Liar, Keir Stamer. In any other business he would be sacked for lying on his Application CV.

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому

      Yes he wouldn't last a week in the private sector, just like the rest of his cronies

  • @iap-ug3oy
    @iap-ug3oy 7 днів тому +43

    Program of common sense thank goodness…..

    • @carlm6537
      @carlm6537 6 днів тому

      Common sense that makes sense.

  • @caster356
    @caster356 6 днів тому +5

    Love this show. Well done more of this. ❤

  • @dorislee4694
    @dorislee4694 7 днів тому +28

    WE NEED TRUMP WE NEED TRUMP ❤

  • @allykatharvey
    @allykatharvey 6 днів тому +3

    I’ve given up “Ben and Jerry’s”. What a bloody cheek from Ice Cream Makers!!!! I knew they were woke but had no idea they were that bad. Complete fanatics and nutters! Loved “Mike and Kevin’s” though!!

  • @DeniseRussell-ug3wc
    @DeniseRussell-ug3wc 6 днів тому +1

    You all have so much fun, I wish I could be there with you. Best show of the week.

  • @johnbuxton6009
    @johnbuxton6009 7 днів тому +19

    I love these 🤡 they a brilliant thanx guys 😂

  • @ReterGreenall
    @ReterGreenall 7 днів тому +22

    Funniest show on talk mike can be serious and humorous. He should do stand up. Class

  • @susyward581
    @susyward581 7 днів тому +26

    Has to be Generalisimo Starmer - release our political prisoners, for Tommy Robinson this is institutionalised torture. Human rights my aunt Fanny

  • @annedowning3821
    @annedowning3821 7 днів тому +7

    Brilliant show tonight 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MorrisseysMonkey
    @MorrisseysMonkey 7 днів тому +22

    'Rent a crowd' behind Starmer I see.

  • @colinrogers3775
    @colinrogers3775 6 днів тому +2

    Brilliant..laughed my sock off..keep it up.

  • @clivepearce4576
    @clivepearce4576 5 днів тому

    Thanks very much for giving me rib ache. Absolutely great laugh out loud show once again. Hopefully by next Friday my ribs will be back in working order. 👍

  • @Dar-t4h9m
    @Dar-t4h9m 6 днів тому +4

    Great show thanks from America 👍

  • @KyG-i5x
    @KyG-i5x 7 днів тому +18

    Funniest show ever. Thanks for the laugh

    • @ianHolmes-i5g
      @ianHolmes-i5g 7 днів тому +1

      I know they talk such crap

    • @johnf3885
      @johnf3885 6 днів тому

      @@ianHolmes-i5g Why are watching it then? just another leftie gobshite.

  • @Sky92651
    @Sky92651 7 днів тому +33

    I can’t decide who screwed up their own Country the most UK or Canada. A few more years and you both can claim 3rd world status

    • @briandaley8310
      @briandaley8310 6 днів тому +2

      The race is on

    • @AS-rx4tp
      @AS-rx4tp 6 днів тому +1

      Australia is in the running for this as well. Fortunately, we have a federal election soon and a chance to remove our woke PM Albanese.

  • @JOOLZBRUTNELL
    @JOOLZBRUTNELL 5 днів тому

    Thanks for making me smile guys :)