How To Hide From A Home Intruder. Cam Bertrand
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2023
- How to hide from a home intruder as explained by Cam Bertrand. In this hilarious clip from his Second Dry Bar Comedy special Cam Bertrand talks about why he can't be the man of the house, and how good he is at hiding. Whether you're someone who is excellent at hide and seek, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Cam Bertrand is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Cam is a genius but I wonder how Darryl is doing 😂😂😂😂
His body is in the air vent
Darryl's dumb😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine a comedy show with Cam Bertrand and Shayne Smith😃
Add Matt Rife and it would be straight perfection!!
I think Cam and K-Von would be better.
That sounds like the best comedy show ever!!!
My two favorites!
@@LisasLunacy87 pretty sure they're talking dry bar. Rife ain't able to do that
Lol I'd be soooo mad if I got found in a dishwasher.😂😂😂
He brought up Darryl! I went to the floor 😭🤣🤣🤣
Cam's Back!!!! Yay!
So glad to see Cam again. This guy makes my laugh so hard I cry!
He said I'm a whole red flag...why haven't you left me yet ..very relatable content....hilarious 😂😂 whole set...
Looks like he found someone cuter than nana. XD
This Man has a bright future in comedy
He’s been in comedy for many years. He was actually funnier I think a few years back. Google his special.
No future as an adult man, however. Being Peter Pan is sad, not funny.
yup pretty good one !
@@FigaroHeyPeter Pan syndrome is real. And these children are the reason for our inflation and low labor market…
Pretty sure this ain't a real dude
How to hide the body of the home intruder🎉
LOL after you show me your stuff!🤣
Pig farm!! Pull the teeth first. LoL
Depends on the state:
- Florida = alligators
- Alaska = bears
- Kentucky = goblin mines
- New York = abandoned Astor subway tunnels
- Maine = nearest werewolf den
- Nevada = tremors
- Hawaii = non-celebrity beach houses with roofs, that aren't blue
In case of Utah it's probably Skinwalker Ranch.
@@unterdessen8822what about Arizona
Yep toilet paper backwards sucks.
"Beards, not mullets" is the moto for our toilet roll
Yea the toothpaste didn't bother me...the toilet paper on the other hand.....🤦♀️
🤣
I love that "beards, not mullets" thing. I hate the idea of people scrabbling and scratching at the wall to find the end.
"I sit down to pee. Its easier."
He's not lying. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when you wake up hard. I'm too tired to aim. Still got grud in my eyes, vision unfocused, eyes sensitive to light. Plus, you can still get some sleep sitting down. Lol
Plus that first puss can be sketchy. Sometimes you hit the wall 😂
lol@@Graceas0most of the video is on guns and intruders and someone mentions a body function and ur unhappy
i just kick into that 45 deg stance n HOPE for the best
@@Graceas0 Everyone pees. I didn't know that was taboo now.
@@angelroseglowshe was saying it because he said that sometimes he woke up hard aka had an erection.
Very funny. I laughed out loud a bunch. Scared my dogs.
Looks like Darryl gets a shout out.
Reminded me of a bill burr bit.
"You hear a sound in the middle of the night, im the one whos gotta go check it out; like 'yes, he does have a knife!'"
Recycled bits :(
@@1erinjames a lot of old jokes in this set. The TP roll direction? Really?
@@VesnaVK I've noticed many lesser known comics reuse popular well known comics material. For all I know, the jokes are rented out. Lol. To me, it is disappointing to hear the same jokes being told as tho they're their personal life story/experience. Maybe that's all comedy is anymore?
@@1erinjames Dry Bar has many wonderful original comedians, like Robert Mack, Josh Blue, and someone whose last name is Zany. Then there's the ones who remind me of the first episode of Mrs Maisel, where Joel is just performing Bob Newhart jokes.
Yes, everything you ever do or say must be original, so make sure and watch every single comedian so you don’t repeat one of their jokes.
"You're more of a nunchuck person" 😂😂😅
I DIED LAUGHING THE WHOLE SHOW 😂😂😂
Cam is hilarious!! 😂😂😂
He might be my favorite comedian on the planet
I agree.
Oh .yay! 👏I remember this guy,he's funny
Cam never disappoints!
Cam is really creative and funny
I know someone who leaves a note on his kitchen table that reads: If you are breaking in to rob me, I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
The toilet paper joke....yes, that part🤣
Cam I love you so much!
😂😂🔥 Get it Cam 💪🏽
Great work!
Glad to see Cam's is still make us laugh
I'm with Cam. I'm short. If an intruder shows up and any part of you thinks I'm not hiding under the sink or in the dryer, you're wrong. 💀
@lucyinthesky444 I'm 4'11, too. Since you're curious, you can likely fit inside the average suitcase... I've done it... a few times.
@lucyinthesky444 Lol, nothing like that. My mom was traveling pretty frequently when I was in school and would leave her empty suitcase open as she thought about what to pack. I was staring at her suitcase trying to keep the impulsive thoughts at bay and as if she could read my mind, she asked me if I wanted to give it a go. She had various suitcase sizes and we had tested it out a few times.
I haven't laughed at a skit of alot of comedy videos from alot of the known stand up big hitters amd haven't laughed alot in a long time that wasn't "forced" I needed this skit
This guy is freaking hilarious I was literally crying tears front start to finish. I need more of him 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾💯💯💯💯💯
Glad to see you are back.
Gotta find the full set of that wasn't it. He's good lol
Finally... "funny"... Thank you.
That was a SOLID set! Very funny
Thanks!
DANG! I wish I were able to go to this a couple weeks ago.
He's back!!!!!
Thus guys is so funny was excited to see a brand new set
I love his comedy. I got so excited when I saw a short. I got even more happy when I found this.
"I sit down to pee..." I almost woke up the whole house! LOL!!!!
so funny lol
He’s so much fun!
Love this guy!
Great too see this new show. Cam is one of my favorite comedians. 💥 👊🏻 🏆
you look and sound like your somehow related to both Pete Davidson and Tom Hanks
Lol....yeeeessssss!!!!
@@1erinjames talk about Forrest Gump in the hood of Hollywood is what that comedian looks like 🤣
Thank You for Making My Day! 😃
I had a guy leave me for improving my physical health and appearance. Said he knew id leavehim now 😂 dumb
Woo, dodged that insecurity! 🤣
Hey cam, am cam. As a fellow cam, here is some advise. You are on the right track with the hiding! You got to find the nastiest angle in your home.. talking upside down above the hallway bathroom corner.
And just dome anyone through the door
AGT Screwed Him Over
People in the comments forgot what self-depricating humor was.
Love his comedy! Always makes me chuckle all the way through.
The way his jokes link together is perfect
😂😂😂 he was really great can’t wait to see more of him .. Florida 💪🏻🥰😂😂 he so funny 🤣
"I'ma go get a second job" 💀
People not using nunchucks…..allow me to introduce you to shayne Smith who knocked someone out and got arrested
Good
Funny comedian funny skits
He's very funny!
*racks a 12 gauge Mossberg (shotgun)* Who's hiding???
and this right here - is the reason we need to start taking away guns from the general public.
@@oldrrocr You go ahead and hide in fear as escaped convicts murder you and your entire family. If someone breaks into my home, I have no idea what their intent is, and have every right to defend myself with deadly force. Buuuuut, if you honestly think the cops can get to your place before you die, be my guest!
@@oldrrocrand you're the reason that they have started passing out birth control in school so long long time ago.
😂😂😂
missed this dood hes been hiding fr
😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it ❤
Any word on when the full special drops?
this guy is so funny
Brilliant. You're going to be huge (even if your muscles won't!)
Thank you, at last a good comedian after weeks of aweful ones.
Full of awe? Or awful?
@@homebodyheaven6114aweful as in terrible.
@@edithdlp8045❤ - No, dude! It's "awful", particularly your knowledge of English!
@@edithdlp8045 - As in so terrible that it's magnificent? Please tell me your spilling chicken was intentional.
💀💀💀
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Lol
Funny
Oh my god! Cam!!!! Haven't seen him in a while!
Become John Cena
I don't see a problem with Cam owning arms, I presume he passed the background check. Any other problems of being a novice and refusing to go to training and the range is on you.
He has 2 arms.
my TP roll usually just sits on the empty roll, so i'm NEVER wrong. plus it's quiet when im trying not to wake the kids up when im on the crapper in the middle of the night after way too much butter popcorn and bbq chicken nuggets. you know that sound, WOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPwopwopwop...
Very funny guy 😂
The Darryl saga continues.
What if, and hear me out... what IF....
Cam Bertrand and Taylor Tomlinson did a special together?!?!?!
Making jokes about your girlfriend without being offensive i didn’t know a comedian could do it (very good)
He's got a filthy mouth when he isn't on Dry Bar.
That's good. It means he can adapt
That's sad, he is funny without having to "adapt", whatever that means. You wanna explain that one?
I’m sorry what does he say at 8:46 after he says second job ??? Neeegus?
I don't need this....
Feeling old, by the fact he didn’t get a free box of ammo with his purchase…
Nothing is free anymore, not even matchbooks with advertising on them.
Is Grumpy Old Guy still alive and well? We know you're miserable but I hope you're okay. Haven't seen you around in quite a while.
If you weren't blind or illiterate, you would know that I'm still around..
By the way, how's that fake Christian thing working out for you?
He's around and still saying the same ol tired insult he's always said.
@@rustylee1836 your mother is the tired insult.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Yes it's a very tired insult, that's what I just said.
It was old when you were a kid 80 years ago, but you're still trotting it out 40 times a day, showing it off like a kid that just got the toy he's been dreaming about
I guess that's what happens when you just pat a special kid on his head every time he acts out, it's a shame you were never disciplined.
@@rustylee1836 that's better than trotting out that old jackass of a dad of yours.
You do know who your daddy is? Doubtful
Yeh 4 min….. ugh
I was gonna ask how Darrell was but I'm glad to hear he still sucks.
Dude looks like old NF I'm not gonna like
no 'IT factor here
None with you either.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Note taken.... jot down gramps obsolete comeback to remind myself to cry about it later. ; )
@@2manymorons go look at that old wrinkled up face in the mirror and you will have plenty to cry about.
This isn't even a real dude is it... Dafuq
Why does not @Dry Bar Comedy upload full length videos of comedians? I've decided to unsubscribe for this reason.
So you want it all for free instead of the free stuff you are already getting on youtube?!
He is too young and immature to make me laugh out loud. I guess I’m a grumpy old man. I prefer the older comedians who have had some real life experiences.
Like the comedians that had to walk 2 miles uphill, both directions, in the snow?
“…. like a bad person!” OK~ That was funny.
But guess what was not funny? Moving in together. Never a good idea. When a couple oversteps appropriate boundaries before marriage it messes them up real bad after marriage (Statistics prove most of those couples never make it to marriage- most break up) God’s way works~and only His way. Have we learned nothing from our screwup’s?!? 😂😂😂 I can hardly wait for five years down the road wondering what your comedy routines are going to be like then!🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Ok, Karen.
@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl shut up with the "Karen", already. Old, used, unoriginal, offensive "joke". Move on, please.
@@SDU2023 I'll move on when I get good and ready. I don't care if it's offensive. Go in the closet somewhere and cry.
And speaking of old and used, how is your mother?
Aye, dude. Assuming dude. Maybe, just maybe he's not religious. And doesn't follow your God. You do what works best for your life. Stay out of other peoples. And if you don't agree with it, don't support them. Simple as that.
These jokes are so old, some of them don't even make sense anymore. They changed the way make toothpaste tubes before this guy was even born. It doesn't matter where you squeeze them now -- they pop back in shape. They quit making the Game Boy in 2003. Also, he never noticed that she hangs the TP the other way? This old chestnut has been around since the days when people got married before they spent the night at one another's houses first. What's next, stale peanuts on the plane? Jeepers.
Here.
You need this. 🕯️
I can confirm the toothpaste can still be squeezed from the middle because I do it 😂
Yes, that was the stupidest complaint that guy made about his jokes, unless he’s from the year 3020 or something.
After 4 minutes, that was enough for me. duh. 🙄
That's exactly what your wife said about you.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl You must be related. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JohnSmith-uy7sv no, I'm not related. I just like calling out asinine comments such as yours.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Because I didn't like his humor.That was not a derogatory comment. Saying...That is enough. is too much for you millennials and Gen x and Gen z cancel culture. Go back to your parents basement and get drunk and smoke some pot. You'll be ok.
not funny
😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽