Everything Wrong With The Secret Life of Pets
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but it wishes it was. Instead it's just... ugh.
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Anyone else watch Cinema Sins not only for the awesome content but to basically watch shitty movies we're not willing to pay for?
NikoDom YES
NikoDom yeah
NikoDom Yea I do
I watch it for everything XMen and resident evil.
lol
Why are kid's films so "dumbed down" these days? They act like children have an IQ of a paperclip.
Viva La Juan Peace! I don't know, something about being too dependant on demographics.
Illuminati agenda. Notice the company name. 0:18 Their motives are no secret, and they'll use that fact to attempt to justify mega harvest of souls. Scrambled my brain and framed me a threat to society for having refused to renounce God and join cult, you just wouldn't believe it if i told you, i'm 3rd eye open, satan is real.
mef1975 lol wtf
+IlIHybridIlI So was your dad full blooded, your mom into occult voodoo? Or have they kept you ignorant of such possibilities?
Viva La Juan Peace!
"These days"? Have you seen Tom and Jerry...
Legend has it that when a minion dies, it goes to hell and is forced to watch itself screaming illumination for all eternity
Wow
ThePeskyCarnotaur lol
ThePeskyCarnotaur 10000000/10 Lol
do sing next
ThePeskyCarnotaur that's... sad.. for them... DAMN!
It's like somebody watched Toy Story, got drunk, swapped a species or two and The Secret Life of Pets was born
Lmao
Nice Cinemasins callback
So fun fact. The original script of Toy story had Woody as an unlikable prick with no redeeming qualities who was regularly verbally and physically abusive to the other toys in order to remain the "favorite"
Sounds familiar, right?
For anybody they don’t like the movie don’t click on any video that has this movie title in it and don’t watch the movie just grow up and move on with your lives
"for a movie that likes animals so much, you'd think they'd stop beating a dead horse" lmfaooo
Vek
Wtf is your PFP
Max the Black Leopard That's what I was wondering.
Reverse image search does nothing. It's a custom.
If god ever did exist, it doesnt anymore.
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the biggest sin is this movie is just so bland and a poor man's toy story. The best bits are from the trailer where they show what pets do when humans are gone. The actual story is boring as fuck
You Tubed that's probably why it's a kids movie
Purple Is Cheeki that's not really an excuse. Kids movies can be written well, like most Pixar movies, Shrek to an extent, disney, etc.
Daniel Blackstone Yup. It's not the age rating that decides if something is good or not.
You Tubed The scenery and colour tones are really great which is a huge contrast to the bland plot line.
Daniel Blackstone have you played Super Paper Mario? It's about that the universe will be destroyed and a fake prophecy is created to counter it. It has horror elements that The Exorcist would be proud of. Mario, Luigi, and Bowser goes to hell. Has grim social commentary, an ominiwore pet fish that eats people, a dragon turned cyborg against his will while being brain washed, a girl getting tortured until she loses her memories by her father-in-law... and it's rated "for all ages" across the globe...
Or read Phenomena? Like many stories for youth does it have chosen ones. It truly shows the cruelty of slavery, has implied rapes, the main characters has to kill unwillingly, shows racism, the main villain is the embodiment of evil and is impossible to really kill, but his leader is much worse wanting to conquer the country it takes place in solely for revenge and kill everyone in it, a main character's family where skinned alive, people are scalped alive to put the blame on them when the scalpers commit crimes, people rather get the chosen ones killed rather that endangering their villages, one main character is tortured until insanity, one ally kills many of another ally's comrades because "they all look similar...
Or watched Digimon Tamers? One main character - Takato - is bullied and has things stolen from him, the other Jenrya experiences racism at school every day for being half-chinese, and Ruki lost her father and her mother wants her to be different and more like her. Their Digimon have their troubles too, Gulimon is created by Takato and because of that really naïve and abused a lot, Terriermon wants to fight but was nearly killed and has anger issues, and Renamon tries to befriend Ruki who's emotionally distant and wants her to be different. In this season dead Digimon NEVER comes back. One classmate of Takato's loses her Digimon, falls into a deep and very real depression as she hasn't coped with her mother's death yet, and... it gets worse...
All 3 got amazing stories and characters, but darn... they are dark.
This movie has made me lose even more faith in Illumination. They've just declined as the years go by imo.
It wasn't that bad. Compared to stuff like the 2nd Despicable me and Minions, as well as Sing, it was enjoyable. It was far from the best movie, story wise, but the characters and designs were at least enough to keep me engaged
Pokemario Fan minions wasn't bad IMO
It wasn't horrible i agree. I personally enjoyed the 60s style to it, and how it tried to introduce the young ones to all this old music
You know it's sad when this kind of movie makes a ton of money and everyone sees it as a win for original movies (despite obviously ripping off Toy Story!)
Im pretty sure the whole "What x does when we aren't around" thing has been done enough times that it can actually be considered a trope, thus it isn't really a ripoff of Toy Story. It'd be like saying The Walking Dead ripped off Toy Story
Pause at 15:43
Dog has minion costume
*DING*
My eyes... my sanity
You're too underrated for your greatness
Time Scam DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
@Artist Corner no I didn't
x50000 sins
I hate the excuse of "it's a kids movie it's meant to be bad" since when? Kids movies are still made by a professional team, they deserve to be criticised. The lion king was a kids movie - yet it was one of the best movies of it's time. Being a kids movie is no excuse for quality.
Exactly! Finding Nemo, for example, is a movie I still enjoy, and even my Mom (who hates animated films) loves it!
Not sure why anyone would even say that. Outside of B list kids movie, and knock offs, anything done by a credible studio is usually pretty great or at least has some merit
ProBOOM And the same with TV shows; why can Teen Titans GO exist? Why SHOULD it exist? Makes me so mad.
Kids are generally easier to entertain than adults.
Elina Carmina yes, but it's not just about entertainment, it's about art.
Sweet pea is a parakeet. So because parakeets can kinda talk to humans, it makes sense that he cant talk to other animals.
Maleficus
Clever.
Vaporeonz yup
I'll have what he's s smoking.
Maleficus what about the hawk, cats, guinea pigs, etc.
That would make him a bilingual. Unless he only met an animal about a month ago and didn't have time to learn his "mother language". Also when he was "talking" he wouldn't go tweet tweet but speaking human words.
9:12 I think the reason Sweetpea doesnt/can't talk is an ironic joke. He's a Budgie which is a parrot and the one type of animal that could actually "speak"
Edit: I don't like this movie and I never said that I did. This is merely something I thought of as a possible reason.
it still isn't funny you degenerate
jesus christ r/woooooooosh!
@@dinoxman8584 Could you not?
@@therealMrA no u
Andrew Purcell r/itswooooshwithfouros
I’m so disappointed there wasn’t a sin for calling a venomous snake poisonous. THEY ARE 2 TOTALLY DIFFERENT MEANINGS!!
How
@@captaincommando5072 If you bite something and you die it's poisonous. If something bites you and you die it's venomous.
@@sharonkurth5337 thanks
Thought they were interchangeable but ok
@@sharonkurth5337 why tf would you bite into a snake?
This is how I get to watch movies free
XD Same
AJDisconnect same😂😂
AJDisconnect
You're life is to sad.
Mine too 😂
get popcorn time.
XD SAME!!!!!!!!!
"Y'know for a movie that loves animals so much, you think they'd stop beating a dead horse"
Mr. Meeseeks OMG I JUST GOT THAT
Mr. Meeseeks wtf
I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Rick and Morty fan detected
Hi i'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!!!!! :3
I'm a bit surprised you didn't mention someone had a pet croc in their apartment, which they somehow flushed.
Also, that people flushed their live pets? Maybe I'm missing something...
They're not really flushing their pets. When Snowball comes along, he says the Flushed Pets are thrown away by their owners.
Kitty Girl54321 Oh, OK, thanks. Doesn't really change that someone was harboring a crocodile in their apartment at one point.
It's probably a jab at the infamous urban legend of a child flushing a baby pet crocodile down a toilet and it winding up in the sewers and growing up to be an adult. 'Cause ya know, crocodiles/alligators in sewers?
Lightning 90 would be GREAT at Cinema Sins!
Sorry not Sorry
ok now I am wondering HOW DO CORCS THAT ARE 5+ FEET GET FLUSHED DOWN A 3-INCH HOLE?
Leonard’s owner also didn’t hear the music that started playing seconds after he walked out the door
Know I'm late but they song is about an orgy
Ding
Maybe he thought it was coming from the neighbors.
@@colegarvey1157 yea soad has some weird music, great band tho
This movie is Toy Story disguised as pets lol
And without any actual humor..
+Bricks n' Guns I disagree.
Adrián Estévez or plot development
Hence all the Toy Story references, and this tweet from last June:
twitter.com/cinemasins/status/748719689090555904
Adrián Estévez THANK YOU!
Sin: the only animal who can't speak is the bird, which is the only animal that potentially _could_ speak in real life.
Idk for some reason that really bothered me
that is funny
Hah
Wow i didnt realise that lol
Jozie Charles would be great at cinemasins
"Cats don't do uncomfortable" then why does my cat sleep in a bin of LEGO bricks?
If your cat has fur, they probably don't feel the legos or aren't bothered by them.
Because it with fur it may not feel like it does when people step on them
Or that cat has a crap ton of fur and/or grease, or it's reached a new level of laziness.
I sleep in a bin of legos... *Im staring into your soul*
because your cat is a savage
Ad for the secret life of pets 2 while watching this lol
why would they make a second one
@@mickepersson7733 MONEYYYY (Spoiler: It's bad, like, realllyyyy bad)
@@NaddleSchidaddle (more spoiler: there's a plot point that the movie shuts down as soon as it starts. Towards the beginning, Katie takes Max to the Vet, which has a bunch parents with their pets and kids. This is vaguely important because Max hates kids. In the span of 2 - 3 minutes MAX, Katie meets someone, gets married (to her brother, I assume. Why do I assume incest? Because anything is more interesting then the cock Illumination whips out every time they make a movie. ), gets knocked up, and pops the boi out, only for him to age up at least 2 years. And Max is just like, "I said I don't like kids, but I like this little runt!"
Also, I was visiting my girlfriend around the time the movie came out, and her mother and her little sister when to see it. I'm happy to say that neither of them liked it. To me, this is a sign that Illuminations constantly pushing out finely polished turds isn't working anymore.
@@NaddleSchidaddle i get it. BUT YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!! THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS 2 WAS FAR BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!!!
@@zayerbayer *are you sure about that*
I propose a new rule: 50 sins per minion.
Name not found what about the dog in a minion outfit?
Minions would literally have thousands of sins. If we're counting the animations and opening credits, or the voice of individual minions, tens of thousands.
Name not found 😢
YES SO FUCKING YES THAT SERIES FUCKING SUCKS
Name not found wot
“How many cats do you want”
“Y E S”
Cat lady stereotype taken too far
Other Movies: That's racist.
Trolls: That's graycist.
Secret Life of Pets: That's catsist.
What will you come up with next?
That's slugcist? :3
That's superherocist
Sprinkle Swirl
That's crimecist.
He actually said "That's plumbist" in the Super Mario Bros Movie
this is racist 6:18
a million white bunny's that look the same
As someone who's owned many cats I can tell you that yes, they absolutely will cling to the side of things like clothes for hours.
I've had cats that would sleep clinging to the inside of a rolled up carpet that was standing up....yes, they clung to the side for hours and slept.
They may not do uncomfortable, but they definitely have different ideas of what is comfortable.
lmfao
Flushed Away was actually a pretty good movie. Aardman, the same guys who made Wallace and Gromit, make some fuckin hilarious and well-crafted movies that almost always go under everyone's radar.
i loved Flushed Away
Dylan Harding
I remember I used to watch it like once a day lmaoooo
Dylan Harding it was also widely seen and positively praised.
Dylan Harding I remember flushed away from when I was little and it was great
don't forget Kate Winslet!
As a New Yorker, i fucking wish our skyline looked like that. It would make my life easier when it comes to getting a good camera shot
Jacob Thacker An amateur. Right now i just use my cellphone, but I'm saving for a DSLR
King Turbo Awesome you should sell your pics I mean you can make legit money
Just wait til they build the hideous stick buildings.
so we're ignoring the fact that they ripped off several scenes from Bolt?
Kit the Kitty kat well since Bolt was such a forgettable movie......
Not really, a lot of people enjoyed it. It was one of the better Disney movies of its decade
+Midgit Giant I liked Bolt, it wasn't the bet movie I've ever seen, it was good for what it was, and not gonna lie, the cat's backstory made me cry. XD
vaporterra
After all those years...
Furries ruined it...
vaporterra I loved bolt great movie to watch, still forgettable as all hell, when you bring it up I get good memories but otherwise I don't really think about maybe that's just me. But it isn't a movie that is referenced frequently
I don't care how unpopular this is, Kevin Hart is amazing at playing Snowball
He's the one good thing about this movie.
Yes
How is he amazing when he just plays himself every single movie he’s in... including this one
Ok?????????? Kevin heart gud tho.
fax
"You can't hurt somebody with a spoon"
Said no Italian who owns a wooden spoon ever
(yes, I kick ass with a wooden spoon fite me)
Galactic Opal Fox that’s a mother’s favorite select option when you bring home your report card
* pulls out a chainsaw flamethrower * Gladly.
O
I beat my dogs with a wooden spoon if they act bad... Then they give me puppy eyes...
X go back to four. And I will also say hello
01:30 "Aren't there any unemployed slackers, or night shift workers, or UA-camrs".
Hey, why did you say "unemployed slackers" twice?
Because career UA-camrs are self-employed and usually work very hard to do what they do?
Yo dude, don't be a dick to the night shift, geesh.
lol
Nah nah, most, if not all UA-camrs complain about how much they sacrifice for their viewers and complain about not making enough money so clearly they don't slack...
MrRabbit III
Do you think I couldn't guess as much? The issue is that as far as jokes go, it's not nice nor is it particularly funny.
My dad got fired today because he had sex with one of his patients today, which is a shame because he was a really good Veterinarian. I guess he had a secret life WITH pets. I'll see myself out
ha
I see what you did there haha
Did you really?
Marcos Amparo
( ͡👀 ͜ʖ ͡👀) nice
That's creepy af man. Thanks for the nightmares
"For a movie that likes animals this much, you'd think they'd stop beating a dead horse" That got me laughing soo hard
"For a movie that likes animals so much, you'd think they'd stop beating a dead horse"
Fuck that killed me.
NightRavens x3 I didnt get it
Galaxy glitter when you repeat something to the point that it gets tiresome and unoriginal it's sometimes called "beating a dead horse" so he was taking advantage of the saying
Shaira Abagail Brownlee thank you :)
It's 4:06am
but new CinemaSins video
god dammit
re:define Damn... where do you live?
math is the answer to your question.
Felipe Leon 8pm here fam
straya
re:define m e m b e r s o n l y
I absolutely hate this mediocre kids movie. It's not clever, it's not cute, it's not funny, it's dumb, it's predictable. Screw this toy story rip off it's not good. I hate this dumb movie.
Edit: Damn I was really mad at this movie. Granted I paid $20 for it but HOLY FUCK I WAS MAD
JigglyChocolateman okay
*Woah skooks. Watch me swooce right in.*
T H I S A I N T W E E D S C O O B
JigglyChocolateman then why'd you watch it ;)
Easy there
I’m going to riot if he doesn’t say “and the movie expects me to believe a rabbit can survive this”
That sausage dream sequence triggered sausage party flashbacks
G10 senpai yes, yes it did
Oh god
Please no
G10 senpai my favorite is when he eats the head off of the dancing sausage and it just continues to dance
G10 senpai when I saw the movie I thought that too
Angry Birds, Finding Dory, Ice Age: Collision Course, The Jungle Book, Kung-fu Panda 3, Norm of the North, The Secret Life of Pets, Sing, Storks, The Wild Life, Zootopia...
So many god damn talking animal movies in 2016 and only one is noteworthy.
Carp Etlick I know right? Angry Birds was clearly the best movie out there. No contest.
Hear, hear, seebass.
In all seriousness, which one was noteworthy? I haven't seen any of them, but from what I know about them, I'm going to guess between Zootopia and Finding Dory.
Carp Etlick
Emoji the movie will probably win the Oscar.
Kung Fu Panda 3, Zootopia, and Finding Dory were all really good. Didn't even put Moana on the list but still good. Have you no heart? Dory was really good.
i watched flushed away, i loved it when i was younger lol
Me too
Also that's the wrong way to introduce dogs to each other.
They could've kiled each other
Or more realistically, duke would've killed max
*killed
Yep, when we brought our most recent female dog home, she refused to get out of the car and our male dog was just happy to have someone to play with and had no luck convincing her to come out. Now he sometimes wishes she hadn't because she loves play biting him.
@@LadyOnikara my cat and dog love play fighting.
@@darksparkle6087
He mentioned this. "She's not sure if Duke will kill Max"
+1 sin for including a system of a down song about an orgy in a kids movie
max Johnson True...
max Johnson But then again its the best part of the movie lol
max Johnson for real? srry for asking but which song and when?
Kristopher G the song's called Bounce and it happens at about 2:30 in the video
Dude, what shitty concerts did you go to?
Can I add one
Duke said he got lost from his house but yet he tells and shows max where it is
WHAT ThE FU-
I have an entire list up at the top. I got forty from what I saw in these short clips alone.
I agree how does he know where his house is if he lost it ?
well those weren't his owners soooo
Basically Art 13:19
EchoAzalea There is a pig with piercings and tattoos... And the tattoos are actual lines a butcher would refer to when cutting/sawing this pork! 😁
Okay, you convinced me. This movie is a stretched, forced sh*t. It wasn't funny and neither had a moral. Waste of the time. I think it was the worst animated film I've ever seen.
Yeah, just wanted kids and adults to say "Aww" and pay them money, just like minions
I don't think that this thing contained anything worth saying "Awww". More like "Eeeew!".
You're stretching it. No where near the worst of all time
I didn't say it's the worst movie of all time. I said it's the worst animated movie that I have seen. This is my opinion, everyone has a full right to disagree. Besides, maybe I just don't have much expirience on animated movies field :)
Indie Girl there are hundreds of movies with no morals.
"You can't hurt somebody with a spoon!"
*flashback to Saw head trap*
Me: *ding*
Yes you can it will just take a while to kill them
@@floridaturtleark4914 :reverse ding
5:40 You forgot to mention that Snowball manages to carve the correct key shape to the keyhole. Movie does know keys can have different shapes right?
He fashioned a carrot version of the Skeleton Key is my theory
On top of that it is a SKELETON KEY, which went out of style in about 1946!
Skeleton keys,while outdated, are supposedly able to unlock anything
It’s a key called a skeleton key that can unlock everything
My mom literally threw up like 7 minutes into this movie. Turns out she had a stomach bug, and she looked me in the eyes and said, "That movie is a curse."
XD
The Chemical Crybaby Damn, I don't like the movie either, but that seems a bit too harsh.
movie so trash it makes people trow up LUL
drama queen
Dude I saw Flushed away as a kid its awesome
Gerardo Gaeta ummm wtf
Loooooooooooove that movie
Gerardo Gaeta best part if I remember correctly was when the thugs came from different sewer pipes and one of them was riding a toaster and gets electrocuted.
or all Le Frog Scenes
I'm sad you didn't deduct a sin for the poodle rocking out to SOAD, that shit was hillarious!
He has more character development than the main cast.
Such an awesome group
Everything Wrong With The Smurfs In Blue Minutes, anyone?
Yes, before the sequel I don't want to see, but my children beg me to watch with them comes out.
Chibi Lychee So there's gonna be 3 movies?
(immediately starts thinking about Ingress)
Jacob Siron I don't think that I've seen that one.
Joshua Munené technically you can't, considering it's a game
5:01
What happened to “Buzz Lightyear”
*ding*
AmIRightMyFellowTeens he's thrown out of the window.
Evan Rich-Smith OHHHHH!!!!!!😂😂🤣👏🏾🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
why would that be a sin you degenerate
*ding
IRRITATION! IRRITATION! 😂
HarroWin Injektion I know right
HarroWin Injektion 😅😅😅
So fun fact, the song the poodle rocks out to in the beginning (Bounce by System of a Down) is about a sex party. Either the editors had no clue what it was about or they did. Either way i think its hilarious
I was just about to comment this haha I heard this song in the advertisements and was shocked. I hope they knew what they were doing. Most of the other lyrics are not very subtle. If only the viewers knew the context of what they were bouncing on omg
This movie was a demonstration of how good hair animation has become.
😂
Apparently, its become SO good, this movie warrants a sequel. They just released the trailer.
CeltycSparrow Patton Oswalt is in it smh
Yes
they even got the fuzz on Mr Incredible's shirt.
As if cat buttholes weren't enough, there are countless plotholes too. Well played illumination.
Box of Reality
( ͡👀 ͜ʖ ͡👀)
Dat Lenny tho
Such as …
Hey I saw flushed away!
I remember nothing about it, but I saw it.
I remember river dancing and french assassin ninja frogs
Same
I watched it so much as a kid I still remember it
Haha same
Teacup4561 yep same
This movie is the entire definition of
"What the dog doin?"
You called Snowball "Snowflake" at one point! Adding a sin!
😂😂😂
BearsLovePizza he meant that
DING!
you cant fucking ad a sin
I think he did it on purpose
I noticed something strange in this movie that you didn't mention. So Max trashed the apartment early in the movie so that the owner will blame Duke and get rid of him, but when the owner comes home late in the movie and the apartment is trashed, she doesn't blame Duke at all, meaning it wouldn't have mattered in the first place.
you missed a sin.
15:42, bottom left there is a dog dressed up as a minion.
*Ding!*
DING DING DIIIIINNNNGGGG
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
It’s sad to see a stolen comment get more likes than the original
@@darkstar2682 shut the fuck up
6:15 he was telling them the password. The whole “freak out” was the password.
He didn't get it that was the joke that everything he said was the password
"For a movie that likes animals so much, you think they'd stop beating a dead horse."
I love you.
You forgot : The adorable one being the most "terrifying" one
Ano n cliche
Ano n
And the fact that Thanks to this movie, every time someone talks about Kevin hart you'll think about that bunny
Is that Nut job2?
Clichè
Happy tree friends cliché
Secret Life of Tech: what does your iPhone do when you're not looking??
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Well, theirs gonna be an Emoji movie this year so an "iphone movie" isn't out of the picture
chuy ramirez Can't wait...
The Eloquent Elephant: It's a TV series. it's called reboot
The Eloquent Elephant just watch the Emojimovie
The Eloquent Elephant just watch the Emojimovie
She didn’t actually need a roommate she just wanted a pet
Who else saw flushed away?
also + 1 sin because flying dog on tiberius
me
Caleb Stevenson i did
I haven't seen it in a while.
I've seen it a good couple of times in my childhood
I prefer Ewoks to Minions
Harry Rabbids!
Voltron Knight hairy or harry?
Alpha Texan was replying to Harry and Rabbids are not hairy....
Voltron Knight rabbids wtf are rabbids
Alpha Texan omg throwback to rabbids
i miss them
I've got 1 more sin: This F*cking Movie Exists
lol you posted this 5 seconds Before i started watching this video
BulbaYoshi Pokèmon Go and Mario and 50 min before me
BulbaYoshi Pokèmon Go and Mario I have the last one:Bunny from that Pixar short somehow made a deal with minions as a guest character
I liked it ??
A sin to Reality
Cinema sins:if you dont have a pet then your a souless basterd that will die alone
Me:thank god i have a cat
Same
Thank God I have a dog
@@theguywhowantsfood6886 Same
I have two 🐱🐱
Hey! Where's mine? She's basically my second shadow and she's not lying against my arm!(she probably was offended at the portrayal of cats in this movie)😂
6:28
That moment when you actually liked the movie Flushed Away...
Can't believe you forgot to sin the wilhelm scream.
I agree but I love the wilhelm screen .
Wilhelm scream. +1 sin
where is the wilhelm scream?
I like Trains when snowball and max drive the bus to chase after the pet control car to rescue duke, the people driving the pet control cars freak out when the bus crashed into them from behind and drive the pet control van off the bridge and jump out just before the van drives off and you here them yelling the wilhelm scream.
Why is everyone being so butthurt? Its what CinemaSins does. There is an exit, you know.
LeSakiko I agree
I'm butthurt but I have no choice
i agree i agree i agree i agree
I agree.
I mean, the jokes and the way Cinemasins says bad things about America while being American themselves is the main reason I watch this channel. Not their semi-legit criticism
6:24 him getting mad is the password that whole long sentence is the password. It's stupid I know, but you know it's the password because their eyes turned green once he finished.
Its funny
That thats the password
_If you look closely at __0:00__ you can see the video is starting!_
Holy shit amazing!
Blink and you'll miss it
Univerex
Fuck I missed.
Minerbros365 its OK you'll see it next time 😊
o shiiit ! it works !!
The cutting room floor must be nothing but animated animal scat...
_So that's where that comes from_
No, Ponies can't type with hooves. That's the source of nearly every idea for The Secret Lives of Pets originated from.
I think this movie was just everything off the cutting room floor of other, better movies.
New Message
and shots of cat anus! Don't forget the cat anus shots.
New Message wow ok, your username/avatar gave me a brain fart.
God I hate Illumination studios. Everything they make is garbage...
Sing wasn't bad
You hate Despicable Me?
I honestly do, I thought it was mediocre, thoughtless plot, & annoying. Plus I just hate the animation style for some reason. I know this is an unpopular opinion but I can't stand most kids shows made these days. To me they lack beautiful creativity and raw emotion. Now I know people say "it's just a kids movie" but that is the point. Why this is important to me is because the mind of children is molded by what it is exposed to. I look at movies like Bambi and you can see so much effort was put into it, beautiful music forces one to confront difficult emotions along with having fun in the mix, it is truly a masterpiece. I just can't stand the forced pop culture references, product placements, mind numbing humor, no critical thinking is encouraged at all. I don't know, again it's just my opinion. And of course I know that crap has been made since the beginning of time. I get frustrated knowing we have the most amazing capabilities in this day and age to create good movies/shows but they refuse to do it and just focus on marketing, merchandise, & ticket sales.
+MegaSoulHero I hate those damn Minions. How is Despicable Me getting a Third movie?!
Same here
Petition for a Cinema Sins face reveal,
Done
10:19 Is it just me, or did the animators actually put a asshole on that cat?
Did you know that the guy that invented Cats Eyes actually got the idea from seeing a cat in his headlights at night. If the cat was facing the other way he would have invented the Pencil Sharpener.
OlagGan Uhhh what?
OlagGan ikr?
thx thats a good one
I saw flushed away. I liked it
Flushed Away was a criminally-underrated film, and a thousand times better than Secret Life of Pets.
Glasses Freak
Because Wolverine makes everything better.
Yeah. I honestly really liked it.
mechasentai
No.
it was just an awesome movie on it's own. Hugh did make the movie ten times better though
I love that movie so much.
40 other sins for you:
1. They blew a shit ton of money by having a Taylor Swift song in the opening sequence.
2. I live in New York. Fun fact? We don't go from small buildings to tall ones in a architecturally perfect sequence.
3. Night skies with aqua-outlined clouds at 0:52.
4. Katie's scarf is unnaturally long.
5. Someone left a pillow ON THE WINDOW for Gidget to sit on. I get that she's pampered and stuff, but that high up, you're going to have the pillow fly out the window the moment she gets up.
6. The windows don't have screens or bars, which are found in almost every apartment in New York as a safety regulation for plot convienience.
7. From how pristine they depict this city and its inhabitants, it is clear the animators and most of the crew have never been to New York for more than a minute.
8. What the hell is the cow on the milk at 2:04 doing?
9. How did those other dogs get into Leonard's apartment without his owner noticing?
10. Why is the fan on Katie's desk at 2:41 tipped over? Shouldn't it have tipped after Chloe gets through the window?
11. Katie is unhealthily skinny. Did the producers say to the animators "Oh, all New York twenty-year-old women look like sticks and have pets."? Because that's sexist.
12. Duke's tongue can support a picture.
13. A cat was completely skinned from a fight.
14. No one has hung laundry in Uptown Manhattan, New York (Which, considering they go to a park, live in a fancy apartment building, and have pets but no kids, is likely where this is set) has hung laundry since the 1920s.
15. Carrot key fits in a modern lock with no ridges or bumps whatsoever for the tumblers.
16. People need a license to keep hawks. You cannot keep a hawk in a poorly built shed on a apartment building in New York with a lock a dog can open without losing said license.
17. The hawk can fly and support Gidget.
18. No one notices a dog riding a hawk.
19. Dog riding a hawk doesn't go viral.
20. Who gave the pig a nose piercing? I can MAYBE see the guy giving a pig tattoos, but someone will question why they are giving a pig a piercing, why the owner needs a massive nose ring, or or even why this guy needs animal-safe disinfectant.
21. Who took these pictures of Ricky? They have a camera down here? The guy who owned Ricky didn't notice when all of his pictures were stolen?
22. Despite the common gag, it is impossible for crocodiles to live in that sewer.
23. The cats who live down in the sewers are dying every time a train goes by.
24. How and why does Gidget know how bad the sewers are? Does she have some backstory to do with that? Because that might be more interesting than this movie.
25. WHO THE HELL HAD AN ALLIGATOR AS A PET?!
26. Max isn't covered in Duke slobber by being in his mouth.
27. ...There is no way that Duke was able to pick up Max in his mouth and not even scratch him.
28. How did Max pull Chloe off the curtains without being crushed?
29. It would make more sense for the fat cat Chloe to be the one who goes everywhere, because no dachshund would be able to.
30. Duke and Max graduated with full honors from the Houdini School of Escaping Things.
31. Weiner*King totally isn't ripped off of Burger King.
32. Why all the security on a hot dog factory? Who would want to steal hot dogs?
33. The hot dogs wear mustard and ketchup, but not relish? That's relishist.
34. Not a single Weiner*King (it hurts me to spell it that way) worker notices two dogs eating all the wieners.
35. These dogs have perfect white teeth. No, sorry, dogs don't really do that. Cats, yes, because of scratchy tongues and shit, but not dogs. Even slightly yellowed would make this okay, because shadowing, but no, let's lie to kids about animal hygiene.
36. We see no humans or cars on these streets for this perfect perspective.
37. Large houses in New York.
38. How long did Duke actually look for his home? Because if Max and him together found it easily, he should have at least found it after a while. Haha, no.
39. That taxi full of animals replaced Chloe's table episode as the Top Video.
40. Those animals that were in Leonard's apartment can teleport.
So that makes it...
171 sins.
Also, an alternate sentence:
They escaped AGAIN?!
27 actually it is possible. Dogs can carry eggs in their mouths without breaking them. It's one reason why they're so popular for hunting. They can find the corpse and bring it to the hunter without leaving any marks whatsoever.
EchoAzalea ALSO: Chloe went viral and was even shown on things like the jumbotron. How did her owner NOT see this?
17 18 and 19 were dream sequences but still this movie sucked
Also: Chloe is a rip off of mittens from bolt
EchoAzalea Also, carrots are bad for rabbits and if they ate a lot it could be dangerous for them. SO CAN EVERY!FUCKING! MOVIE! STOP MAKING RABBITS EAT CARROTS!!!!
EDIT: Also at 9:37, the rabbit would be in lots of pain because huge amounts of water is bad for Rabbits’s skin and he would be dead
Me: *intensely looks through the comment section trying to find Pesky's comment*
bruh same
WHERE IS IT
Pesky gang eee
Who is pesky
Her mum let the little girl have the bunny because the mum was scared she was gonna DIE ALONE
what
Phieilly Dinyia what
Tictactobot yup XD
Phieilly Dinyia Wow what an idiot thought.
ThatDarnWinner agreed
6:28 oh.my.god THANKYOU!!! I remember watching flushed away when I was a kid and have been trying to remember the name FOR EVER!! It was one of my favorite movies and I remember one time I got the DVD stuck in the tv. I knew the DVD player on the tv didn't work bit I though hey why not. So I never watched the movie since. I HAVE SEARCHIKG FOR THE NAME FOR EVER!!!
I just realized that literally no one cares lmao
No, dont say that, a lot of people look through comments but dont intervien. i found this somewhat relatable :)
Literally no one cares lmao
Jade Pugh SAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THE NAME
2:27 Don't you mean 'iPawd'??
KianWasHere your joke is cringier than my grammar
scarcy tea Lol, isn't that like all puns?
That pun was taken by Zootopia
My only question is how max got threw all this sewage, sausages etc. And no gresze dirt sewage and stuff on him at all?!?!?!
Everything wrong with the bee movie but every time you curse it speeds up
They must do it!
Radcouch- Gaming Everything Wrong with The Bee Movie but every time he says bee it is replaced with the Everything Wrong with Shrek video
I would pay good money to that (jk I have no money, but still) 😂
doglover102 but every time he says he says shrek I am number one plays
Please no, it'll get to ear bleeding speed in only 5 minutes.
Can we please talk about how the trailer showed no plot line of any sort to this movie? Like, I was iffy on watching this because from the trailer it had no plot line. And the direction was so weird with the movie. You didn't discover the actual plot until Duke shows up.
Penguin Paridise I feel like trailers who give away the plot are really bad, because it basically tells what's gonna happen. Teaser trailers are good because they show you characters and the atmosphere of the movie without spoiling it
Kelly L. K. Like what I meant is that the trailer showed no conflict. From the trailers, I would have thought it was a short blip before a main-stream movie, not a full-length film. That is what I meant.
Kelly L. K. There is a difference between just spoiling the entire plot, and just letting the audience know what the movie is about.
Most of the trailers are just a series of gag moments, not really saying anything about the movie itself. Usually trailers will bring up a few of the key plot points without saying anything about them, either by editing lines or cutting them short, giving the viewer an idea of what the movie will actually be about without telling them anything else.
As it stands, all the trailers showed were the gags in the first few minutes of the movie, and Duke- this doesn't tell you anything and makes it look more like one of those 5 minute short films you see before actual movies than a film in its own right.
I actually wanted to watch the film because of the ads-- I thought it would be actual relatable pet stuff-- but it ended up being a "zany," cartoonish scenario that just isn't entertaining to me in my 30s.
Penguin Paridise make me drink myself plz I'm bleech
Y'know, this movie and Suicide Squad have a lot in common. Boring cast, cliche plot, lazy motivation, dead character the audience doesn't care about, useless crocodile...
But Secret Life of Pets does have two things going for it: No Harley Quinn, no Joker.
wat Harley was awesome! Joker could have been better. You're are literally the first person I have ever seen hate harely from suicide squad XD
MaddieD 12 Harley was shite, Joker is a great villain but he was fucking awful in Suicide squad
But is there a guy who can climb anything?
xScript x They made joker the wet dream of harley fangirls, not a great villian, and harley into an even wimpier character.
2:52 I'm honestly surprised there was no sin for animal cruelty. You see, I'm a proud owner of two pugs and I believe Mel is also a pug. Mel talks about being in a crate in the cargo area of a plane when in fact it is illegal for short snouted dogs to be in the cargo area of a plane. The reason for this is that short snouted dogs have trouble breathing as it is and can suffocate to death if left unwatched in such a place. So short snouted dogs are only allowed on planes if they're quiet and can sit with their owner. Therefore this is in violation of those regulations. +1 Sin for animal cruelty.
I had no clue...
What about the fact that they went into the water in broad daylight and came out two minutes later to night?
Ruth Beer Ikr?!
could you please do everything wrong with the bee movie? like if you agree
I could've sworn they already did that, but it doesn't exit, weird.
Gabriel Baclagon Ye me to
Also one for The Lorax!
Erik Godal total sins = -100
Erik Godal But every time they add a sin, it gets faster.
Tbh, Illumination is overhated. People compare it to companies like Splash Entertainment... a company that not only milked Alpha and Omega so much, but thought Norm of the North was good enough to be released in theaters. Splash doesn't have any good movies. Illumination did went too far with merchandise and had a weak spin-off. but aside from that, most of the movies were pretty good. I actually really liked the first two Despicable Me films and I give credit that the company released two original films in 2016. The animation is also really good too. People also talk how much they milked the Despicable Me franchise, but... compare it to Ice Age with alredy 5 films. HECK, compare it to the Land Before Time with 14 SEQUELS. Despicable Me doesn't even have the third Despicable Me movie released...
SBells27 as of this comment, and this reply, the third movie isn't out yet anyways
SBells27 we're reporting live with the person that hasn't heard of the Lorax or Minions.
You're right, but my real problem about them is the fact that they can't seem to fit in a full story within 1 hour and 30 minutes. At the end of this movie and their recent movie Sing, I kind of felt unfulfilled not having any true connection with the characters and what just happened, I feel like they never get to put the true story they wanted and said, "Well crap."
Katie Lewis Good counterpoint.
"The animation is really good too" there are indie creators that do better. Illumination was formed specifically to make 3d movies for much, much cheaper than studios like pixar, and fast.
Honestly, i think its cute how Leonard's characterization is basically "dog who acts all fancy but is really a total metalhead"
So I was watching this on netflix w/ my mom when my brother came downstairs on the dream about sasuages and he said
"Are they high on sausage??"
"Yes."
This is my name it isn't on Netflix
Gidget is basically Gabe the Borking Dog's wife
R.I.P gabe
ok, HOLD STILL.
lol
Pixel
Rest in spaghetti Gabe
All of us will remember your epic remixes
You mean widow ?
Sin for Comedy sins: did not refer to Duke as "Buzz Lightyear".
What he did was say "going to start calling this dog Buzz Lightyear" yet he did not call him Buzz Lightyear afterwards. :ding:
Sin for haha haha. Referred cinemasins as "comedysins" *ding*
8:26 It's like Pokemon where Pikachu finally decides to like Ash after hating him so much in like 2 seconds. Then again, Pikachu had like 3 good reasons to do so.
"... For a movie that likes animals do much, you'd think they'd stop beating a dead horse." Bloody brutal!
You should rename your channel SINema
Trust me, he's heard that before.
Don't worry. Nobody actually wants Bleach to kill himself though. It's just a meme.
Maximum Frequency
Though, I don't recall Yourself being two words, but whatever
Maximum Frequency
Though, I don't recall Yourself being two words, but whatever
Shadowroxas It's not, which is why I didn't separate the word into 'your self'. I don't know why the acronym isn't just 'ky' - perhaps, were that the case, it could be mistaken to mean 'kissing you'.
Max should not be able to stand cause his legs are apparently sticks
PLUSHIA BROS ding
lmao
My dog can stand with 85 pounds of pure muscle on thin stick legs. Just look up a greyhound.
Fillory's Future but Greyhounds’ legs are muscular enough to hold their bodies off the ground. Jack Russel Terriers (the dog breed Max is) don’t have too much muscle, but they have enough to walk and run. Look at a picture of a Jack Russel, and compare it to Max; you’ll see a pretty big difference between the two. So I’m gonna agree with the Marty Zebra guy
Howling Burd19 All i know is, my dog is apparently holding himself up on four lengths of bone and skin and veins.
8:31 Duke Mario's a turtle
Oh boy, who should tell him a Mario movie is being made by Illumination
Duke Marios a turtle and then goes into a pipe, where he'll most likely warp to a later level.