BOLTR: Juicero, Cold Press Juicer for Rich Weirdos

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2017
  • Enjoy the cold pressed juice of alpha consumers! Behold the shameful fruit of wireless enabled douchebaggery; no muss no fuss!
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  • @viktorlang7399
    @viktorlang7399 7 років тому +3098

    is being early still rewarded?

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  7 років тому +185

      YES! PM me and I'll send you these stickers. www.etsy.com/ca/listing/530489313/4-ave-stickers-for-6-greenbacks-2?ref=listings_manager_grid

    • @robotslug
      @robotslug 7 років тому +58

      Damn you! I thought 2 minutes was early enough. FFS. One of these days, eh.

    • @LYHTSPD
      @LYHTSPD 7 років тому +36

      I like stickers. They taste like magic.

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  7 років тому +92

      These ones are extra magic. You'll see. PM me.

    • @CRSMITCHELL
      @CRSMITCHELL 7 років тому +12

      you should make those into magnets also.

  • @michaeln4875
    @michaeln4875 7 років тому +3949

    might be the first person to own both the juicero and an axe

    • @JoshuaJonah
      @JoshuaJonah 7 років тому +264

      I know lots of guys who own both, you can catch them buying used shoes and trying painfully to grow a sparse beard.

    • @MegaMetinMetin
      @MegaMetinMetin 7 років тому +34

      Joshua Jonah hipsterssss

    • @michaeln4875
      @michaeln4875 7 років тому +59

      Joshua Jonah oh yeah those weekend construction workers with nice boots

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 7 років тому +18

      And wearing flannel shirts.

    • @zrobotics
      @zrobotics 7 років тому +68

      There's a name for those people: Lumbersexuals.
      What a world we live in.

  • @Sphere723
    @Sphere723 7 років тому +1284

    I love how emotionally torn he is over such an amazingly well made piece of machinery that squeezes ... juice bags.

    • @estebandufanzo5530
      @estebandufanzo5530 7 років тому +102

      I'm with him. Last year Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a show where they cooked an entire breakfast using nothing but things you find in the bathroom. They put an orange in-between a toilet lid and seat and got just as much juice as this thing put out

    • @TTTtowelythetowelTTT
      @TTTtowelythetowelTTT 7 років тому +123

      in all seriousness, the gears are so fucking big and all in metal. If you glance at it quickly you may think that they are from a car gearbox or something

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 6 років тому +60

      Id hate for that glorified hunk of metal to be the only trace of humanity that an alien civilization finds after we successfully vaporize ourselves.

    • @zeyode
      @zeyode 4 роки тому +28

      It doesn't JUST squeeze juice bags tho. It also scans them for DRM!

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 2 роки тому +4

      Remember, that is juice bags with JUICE IN THEM. Me, I would use scissors and cut the corner open and pour it out.

  • @MartiniPinball
    @MartiniPinball 4 роки тому +1309

    DRM locked capri sun, what a time to be alive.

    • @brucepierson9941
      @brucepierson9941 3 роки тому +7

      Hahaha omg 😂

    • @AveragePTRD
      @AveragePTRD 3 роки тому +19

      the juice packets look like combine rations from half life 2

    • @wjanis1
      @wjanis1 2 роки тому +1

      Sunni D

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 4 роки тому +608

    This has got to be one of the biggest wins of the engineers versus marketing department ever.

    • @JSrises
      @JSrises 2 роки тому +19

      And with this we learned that whoever wins, we lose.

    • @foeke8740
      @foeke8740 2 роки тому +17

      I'm not sure. An engineer wants to engineer. This thing is under engineered.
      Apparently this is like asking ave to build a bridge. Two rollerbaerings on one side of a sprocket? that's just wasteful.

    • @qwertykeyboard5901
      @qwertykeyboard5901 11 місяців тому +3

      @@foeke8740That was the point. Force the company to bleed money.

  • @GELTONZ
    @GELTONZ 6 років тому +1851

    HOLY CRAP! All that work and engineering and machining just to add Always Online DRM to a pack of Capri Sun. This is insane.

    • @eddiew2325
      @eddiew2325 5 років тому +5

      Hey bell sprout it’s me I love you

    • @maxx_2245
      @maxx_2245 4 роки тому +29

      welcome to rampant capitalism!

    • @kewlhotrod
      @kewlhotrod 4 роки тому +5

      @Wish Master lol

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 4 роки тому +12

      @Wish Master the inventor is like 50

    • @sundown798
      @sundown798 4 роки тому +9

      Fooling the Rich people they thought was easy.

  • @Laundry_Hamper
    @Laundry_Hamper 7 років тому +483

    Fucking hell. A bench vise with wifi.

    • @williams6550
      @williams6550 7 років тому +12

      Pretty soon we won't be allowed to do anything in the shop unless we get right with Uncle Sam and upload our credentials, as well as refrain from bad mouthing the .gov online.

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 7 років тому +3

      WiFi pill bottles

    • @poopingbuffalo2095
      @poopingbuffalo2095 7 років тому +4

      TwentySixCookies
      A vice with wifi would more useful

    • @DirceuCorsetti
      @DirceuCorsetti 7 років тому +11

      AvE should repurpose the juicer as a wifi enabled vise. A wifi enabled vise. Let that sink.

    • @xcvsdxvsx
      @xcvsdxvsx 7 років тому

      OMG it is. Inbefore hammer and screw driver with wifi and bluetooth.

  • @tristanrow4951
    @tristanrow4951 4 роки тому +2865

    So when I first watched this video, my first thought was to send it to my dad because he's an engineer, and we like doing projects together and making fun of things. It turns out, he was one of the main hosers to work on this thing, and it went pretty much exactly as you had imagined. A buncha rich crazy hipster marketers had the idea and started slinging around all sorta misconceptions and wacky features, and the guy they got to do the initial design was similarly barmy. Before dad and his crew came to work on, it had problems with the latch at full pressure that caused the entire door to go flying off like a medieval frisbee and punch clear through sheetrock walls. So when they brought the project to my dad, they gave him barely any constraints, so partially to teach em the meaning of hubris and partially just for fun, he and his pals took it for a joyride, hence all the ludicrously expensive parts. He appreciated your commentary!

    • @fsphoton8261
      @fsphoton8261 4 роки тому +204

      This comment is better than the video, thanks for the good laugh. ;)

    • @tristanrow4951
      @tristanrow4951 4 роки тому +265

      @@fsphoton8261 Idk about better than the video, but yeah all of Dad's stories are like this. The man's existence is insane.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 4 роки тому +135

      I'm just hoping its true!
      I'm going to choose the believe it because it's so good... a bit too good maybe but I'm smoking what yours rolling my friend!
      We just need to get this to top comment and hope our guy sees it

    • @tristanrow4951
      @tristanrow4951 4 роки тому +75

      @@swayback7375 Believe me, with the stories he's told me I don't even need to embellish anything.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 4 роки тому +26

      @@tristanrow4951 it would probably be hilarious to listen to then chat.
      I'm sure it would never happen, everyone wants anonymity, and rightfully so, but it would be a blast.
      It would be funnier if he got to rake some designer over the coals for all the trash they made, I mean funny as hell!
      He was in love with this thing tho, and that sounds like a great story.
      I'm sure we would all enjoy it, at least I found this comment

  • @rhiannemoll3386
    @rhiannemoll3386 3 роки тому +368

    Who else regularly attends this funeral? This remains one of the most entertaining youtube videos ever.

    • @Ibonic
      @Ibonic 3 роки тому +6

      Hell yeah. I watch these teardowns all the time. Love learning about how everything works. Took apart my first electronic at 6, it was the microwave. There was a blown fuse and my uncle showed me how to fix it lol

    • @ZeroScapes
      @ZeroScapes 3 роки тому +6

      I watch this one about once a year

    • @thesage1096
      @thesage1096 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ibonic fookin hell, a microwave at 6 ? with that massive high voltage capacitor and all that ? my ass is 28 and i aint fucking around those,

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut 2 роки тому +1

      Same. His reaction to the gear reduction case when opening is funny to me.

    • @ridespirals
      @ridespirals 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not an engineer or knowledgeable about any of this stuff, but this was the first ave video I saw and I became a fan and watch this video a few times a year because it's so great

  • @centurion1945
    @centurion1945 7 років тому +848

    What I learned from this video: AvE does in fact have a torso and is not a set a floating disembodied hands despite all previous evidence.

    • @bklynp718
      @bklynp718 7 років тому +48

      Yes, and now we are all rock hard

    • @gnaeiuopl
      @gnaeiuopl 7 років тому +48

      with those meat hooks of his, I just kinda assumed he was man-sized in the beer compartment.

    • @sethfrancissimracing7558
      @sethfrancissimracing7558 7 років тому +6

      centurion1945 I thought he showed his torso in a past wifes sewing room video, I could be mistaken though.

    • @durn863
      @durn863 7 років тому +3

      as well as the back of his head. But whos counting who

    • @longdongsilvers7700
      @longdongsilvers7700 7 років тому +40

      I'm just waiting for the vijeo where we find out what gender it is

  • @musledtyler
    @musledtyler 7 років тому +337

    When I first saw him trying to start the chainsaw I thought "so that's why this is a 40 minute video"

    • @okymek
      @okymek 7 років тому +5

      Just like my pulan pro weed eater. Replaced the chincy pull start twice and gave up. Broke every other time you tried to use it. Ran fine as long as you never shut it off but the plastic centrifugal clutch would fall apart after 5 pulls.

  • @joebear1194
    @joebear1194 4 роки тому +706

    Freight and passenger TRAINS have roller bearings. They hold upwards of 20000 tons. This juicer with roller bearings is astronomical

    • @N4CR5
      @N4CR5 4 роки тому +101

      You're right lol. The TRB is similar size to ones I've seen in Listeroid (cloned lister diesels) in India. We're talking 12hp/80ft/lbs 24/7 365 for 80,000 hours or more.
      And don't forget the shock load on that main bearing from a 5L diesel piston going off... the crank is 52mm diameter.

    • @hellishcyberdemon7112
      @hellishcyberdemon7112 4 роки тому +88

      Those roller bearings looks like the same kind of bearings on tank turrets.... why would you need that for a juicer??

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 4 роки тому +70

      Hellish Cyberdemon for juicing the whole walnut

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 3 роки тому +131

      This thing was designed by second year mech engineering students who had never designed anything before and just went with whatever sized gears/shafts came to mind, then just looked up a bearing that fits that size in some catalogue, and no one ever stopped them and pointed out those bearings were for vehicle axles and heavy industrial machinery.

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 3 роки тому +42

      @@BigUriel I will choose to believe this as fact

  • @isaacroebuck9514
    @isaacroebuck9514 4 роки тому +206

    This is the weirdest reason I've ever seen to give engineers the keys to the candy store.

  • @ska042
    @ska042 7 років тому +851

    This has got to be an elaborate joke. So they built this incredibly well made thing, with the best materials and made to look _beautiful_ even on the inside, I mean look at that machining, they went for the swanky matte black silkscreen and I bet all those components on there, motor, caps, everything is high quality. And all this thing can do is PRESS A FUCKING BAG OF ALREADY SHREDDED FRUITS? WHAT

    • @RobTyrer
      @RobTyrer 7 років тому +67

      The mind boggles for sure...

    • @shaggnar2014
      @shaggnar2014 7 років тому +45

      I wish they would have made a blender or a mixer this well, but I guess it adds legitimacy it the price to a degree. But this could literally have been accomplished with cheap plastic gears for a fraction of the cost. They wouldn't have gotten nearly as much shit if this thing was $100, then it could have even been the next Keurig. But nope, can't make smart choices can we

    • @Hypergen-
      @Hypergen- 7 років тому +79

      And he literally showed you that you can press the juice out with your fucking hands, its so pointless its infuriating me.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 7 років тому +5

      +

    • @neno_e2332
      @neno_e2332 4 роки тому +12

      I've never had a difference in cost for color of a PCB, they used a no clean flux which is a cheaper route but sometimes it's necessary, and like he pointed out no conformal coating on those tall caps. They cut a lot of corners for minimal savings IMO.

  • @funkalicious2002
    @funkalicious2002 7 років тому +2008

    Only AvE could get me to watch a 40 minute video about a juicer.

    • @eseagente
      @eseagente 7 років тому +55

      Tyfunk 02 I didnt know it was 40 minutes before reading your comment, just after finishing the vídeo.

    • @ajsiemers
      @ajsiemers 7 років тому +13

      I saw it was 40 minutes and know that usually I don't that long and it still felt like 5 minutes

    • @caddyking6843
      @caddyking6843 7 років тому +6

      Tyfunk 02 WTF has this world come to? I thought I was a Deutschbag for buying a Jack Lelang juicer. But this thing takes elitism to new levels of cluster flakery! AvE U R D man.

    • @richykarts5835
      @richykarts5835 7 років тому +19

      Didnt realize it was 40 minutes. Quality!

    • @Dysphoricsmile
      @Dysphoricsmile 7 років тому +3

      Tyfunk 02 Is it just me, or is AvE basically the "How To Basic" of gadgety fuckery? I mean that in a good way, How To Basic manages to make a 10 minute video of what can only be described as "Food Fucking" - somehow funny and interesting to watch, in small doses at least. But AvE has more of a persona of course, with his strange and funny words. I still call those things what you make freedom fries with Bededas ;)

  • @maestro-zq8gu
    @maestro-zq8gu 5 років тому +217

    "Doesn't feel like that cheap plastic made from refurbished condoms." lmao

  • @anuradhapriyankara5226
    @anuradhapriyankara5226 3 роки тому +146

    All I can say is the design team has done an amazing job. This thing has been designed like a spacecraft. I'm sure it'll last a lifetime if some weirdo thinks he wants to squeeze juice with this thing.

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 2 роки тому +17

      Nope, it used poor designs for certain jobs such as the large square for squeezing. It is a very well designed in all of the ways that it didn't need to be.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 2 роки тому +8

      He would be able the squeeze the juice out of a ROCK.

    • @dantebg100
      @dantebg100 2 роки тому +9

      This thing is well made but very poorly designed.

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin Рік тому +2

      i can squeeze a juice box with my hands, we could say my hands are amazingly designed too

  • @pkunkbwok
    @pkunkbwok 7 років тому +401

    This makes me think of out-of-control military contracts.

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 5 років тому +68

      It is a military grade juicer to intimidate chinese farmers in case of a befruited conflict.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 4 роки тому +1

      @@taunokekkonen5733 barely.

    • @consumerbot7980
      @consumerbot7980 3 роки тому +2

      AHH the pentagon wars

    • @vampyr2936
      @vampyr2936 3 роки тому +10

      This thing shames the level of over-built-bullshit of even the German Army, it is so ridiculously extra it makes the P1000 Ratte mega-tank look reasonable

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 років тому +1785

    It's as if the design guys saw those Juicero idiots and thought... "This is it... These are the fabled suits of legend! The prophecy has come true! They know not of engineering. They care not of expense. They say yes to all, sign all checks, and don't ask further."
    That design company had to wash so many pairs of underwear, and buy so many new pants... custom pants. The kind of pants that fit around an erection that would give viagra an erection. The kind of erections that make you wonder if you should call a doctor.
    Just when those happy engineers and designers grew flaccid they would get an email...
    "Well... if you think we _need_ custom machined aluminum parts.... sure.
    Also, those one piece molds are approved and in production."
    BOING!
    Never has a company gone through so much tissue and laundry detergent. The Twinkies factory has never reached such levels of cream dispensed daily in a business.
    Those men had wet dreams about things like custom precision machined guide pins, double injected plastic and silicone parts with custom molds... oh yeah... expedited parts acquisition...
    They woke up at night in cold horny sweats... wives asking "Omg. Honey are you okay? You were moaning about silicone in your sleep..."
    They just looked over in a panic and shouted "BOOBIES! Big sexy... uh.. boobies.. fake sexy boobies.. uhm.. sorry. Go back to sleep."
    "Uh.. honey.. then why were you moaning about beautiful shafts last night? Long hard shafts that fit just right? Do we need to have a talk...?
    "Uh.. I'll get back to you on that...."
    Some say... those men all committed suicide after the project ended, knowing that no company would ever allow such freedom again. Once you've known paradise, true love, true freedom, true bliss and pleasure... life is never again the same.
    R.I.P. Horny Engineers. May you dream of long shafts that fit snug and tight, forever more.

    • @michaelhill6321
      @michaelhill6321 5 років тому +134

      comment of the year.

    • @ticklemesenpai447
      @ticklemesenpai447 5 років тому +81

      This is the single best comment I have ever read. I want to print this and put this on my desk.

    • @anidin92
      @anidin92 5 років тому +43

      Design company was the true winner seeing as juicero failed

    • @sk198181
      @sk198181 5 років тому +11

      Well that was a ride

    • @raymondwong7895
      @raymondwong7895 5 років тому +5

      LOL

  • @adamnash2009
    @adamnash2009 2 роки тому +55

    This is beyond insane. It's like the engineers set out to overbuild this as much as possible. Pockets on the press plate to lighten it? 5 stages of mechanical gear linkages instead of a simple hydraulic system? Mind blown.

  • @SteelyPhoenix21
    @SteelyPhoenix21 4 роки тому +215

    When the box says don’t open with a knife.
    AvE: ok then. Axe it is

  • @justgonnastay
    @justgonnastay 7 років тому +704

    I'm just picturing a Juicero rep watching this in horror.

    • @gillenzfluff8380
      @gillenzfluff8380 7 років тому +8

      Chris Moore Is there such a person any more!

    • @johnsmith0800
      @johnsmith0800 7 років тому +70

      "at least they were retarded enough to make it 100 times more expensive than it needed to be"

    • @johnpekkala6941
      @johnpekkala6941 7 років тому +47

      But still a waste using this kind of machinery pressing premade bags when it with some modification could have been turned into a more then capable machine for pressing real fruit although there are already lots of such good machines for a fraction of the price.

    • @ihatenumberinemail
      @ihatenumberinemail 7 років тому +25

      John, if they did that they'd lose the subscription model. Not going to fly.

    • @TheWinwin4all
      @TheWinwin4all 7 років тому

      ThisIs MyName already copied and no subscription asking ))

  • @bigclivedotcom
    @bigclivedotcom 7 років тому +2517

    The machine may have bombed, but someone got an entire design apprenticeship during its development. It's like it's been made to medical equipment standards. That's a proverbial shit-ton of RF suppression on the input. Literally just everything thrown at it... twice. The toroidal cores are common mode suppressors that cancel out electrical noise that goes out the live and neutral simultaneously by creating counteracting magnetic fields. Then there's plenty of X2 caps across the mains and possibly even class Y from either led to ground. The 330V thing is common and allows common circuitry to be used for 120V and 230V supplies. With 230V supplies it's the peak full wave rectified supply and with 120 it's usually through a voltage doubler smoothed to peak voltage.
    It's like someone said "What a shit idea for a product. But let's do it really well anyway."
    I wonder what the packs will taste like in a few years time. Mold juice.

    • @donzmilky5961
      @donzmilky5961 7 років тому +30

      Anas Malas that explains why it won't squeeze aves juice.

    • @AMalas
      @AMalas 7 років тому +51

      Donz Milky nope, thats Because its designed to only press when connected to wifi

    • @cerealexperiments8865
      @cerealexperiments8865 7 років тому +31

      In a few years you can do another collab with Ashens. He can taste the output!

    • @donzmilky5961
      @donzmilky5961 7 років тому +11

      Anas Malas huh, so if there's a thunderstorm I can't have my juice. piece of chit.

    • @testchannelplsignore8509
      @testchannelplsignore8509 7 років тому +25

      Yeah it's just ridiculous. This thing is going to be working way after they stop making the 'juice' packs.

  • @scottbennett4946
    @scottbennett4946 5 років тому +125

    Well, they went out of business after a year after a newspaper article revealed you could just as effectively squeeze all the juice from the packets by hand. Lol. They were already struggling but that killed em

  • @jilo860
    @jilo860 5 років тому +191

    this is literally a rube goldberg machine

    • @GalokVonGreshnak
      @GalokVonGreshnak 4 роки тому +9

      $2,000 juicer a year by Goldberg sold to rubes?
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    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 4 роки тому +5

      @@GalokVonGreshnak Had to sit through a presentation by some VC twinks some years back for some nonsense EE degree requirement.
      Can confirm.

  • @alexstroud3854
    @alexstroud3854 6 років тому +401

    I'd like to imagine the design/engineering team recognized the 'wankiness' of this whole project and particularly due to the nature of this particular client just decided to take em for a ride out of spite

    • @mortalens
      @mortalens 3 роки тому +18

      Oh definitely man. This makes me so happy, I would do the exact same thing

    • @barnmaddo
      @barnmaddo 3 роки тому +16

      Or... the client just got recommended the best design team they could find and asked for the highest quality product.

    • @kransurfing
      @kransurfing 2 роки тому +1

      @@barnmaddo exactly, you can bet your ass this bunch of pretentious doofs asked "we want the BEST juicer design on the market, we want something with quality BETTER THAN THE REST", and they got what they damn asked for 😂😂😂

    • @richardmccann4815
      @richardmccann4815 Рік тому +1

      As Ave mentioned, this is the end of days! So it's not likely you will get retributted for walloping the company like they evidently did, unless this was just practicing for a black ops budget some where.

  • @NazgulGnome
    @NazgulGnome 5 років тому +885

    Watching this over a year later, if I ever find one of these in a thrift store, I'm going to buy it just for the parts.

    • @loafywolfy
      @loafywolfy 4 роки тому +28

      id hang that beautiful block with the wheels on my wall

    • @whatelseison8970
      @whatelseison8970 4 роки тому +41

      You're more likely to find em on the curb.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 3 роки тому +4

      @@whatelseison8970 Savage

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 3 роки тому +25

      Good luck, they're all long gone, they go for a 1000 on eBay now due to videos like this! 🤣😩😭

  • @marcmarelli1
    @marcmarelli1 3 роки тому +30

    "I've got the weefee disabled here, just incase she tries to comms with the mothership" 🤣

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 4 роки тому +251

    "Disembodied hand of Vecna" - you seriously just whipped out a Dungeons and Dragons reference?
    So your "nerdgasm" videos weren't ironic, you're a legit old school nerd. Nice.

    • @EvanWSH
      @EvanWSH 4 роки тому +60

      Watch all of his videos, there's easter eggs for so many things. Truly miraculous the amount of experiences one man can have and retain.

    • @bobprivate8575
      @bobprivate8575 4 роки тому +6

      As long as it doesn't also contain the Eye, he might be okay.

    • @gonndalfderdrolfte1058
      @gonndalfderdrolfte1058 4 роки тому +15

      the only nerd that got high and got pussy. This man is amazing.

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 3 роки тому +11

      @@EvanWSH It's mind blowing how much information is inside that brain of his, and on top of that, he still had processing power to spare to create his own damn language!!!

    • @Sean-Ax
      @Sean-Ax 2 роки тому

      @@rushthezeppelin He made his own language?? get Conlang Critic Jan Misali on this!

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 7 років тому +530

    Just remember: "Internet of things" is just shorthald for the full phrase.
    Internet of things that *shouldn't be on the internet*.

    • @poiuytrewq8ff
      @poiuytrewq8ff 7 років тому +10

      move over mirai, juicero botnet coming through :-|

    • @MaxMakerChannel
      @MaxMakerChannel 7 років тому +8

      LazerLord10 like scales, coffee machines, water bottles or potted plants.

    • @PromptedHawk
      @PromptedHawk 7 років тому +8

      I dunno, Danny, with the way my Microwave's been looking at me, I'm not sure it's just the black hats anymore...

    • @KS1776
      @KS1776 7 років тому +30

      The "s" in IoT stands for security.

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla 3 роки тому +2

      @@KS1776 Internet of Shite as one of my lecturers described it lol

  • @antoniovinzani925
    @antoniovinzani925 7 років тому +418

    I think this voids the warranty

    • @linagee
      @linagee 7 років тому +85

      I doubt it. They likely have a warehouse full of these things gathering dust somewhere and they'd send you one in a second if they knew it would keep you on their subscription plan.

    • @Jack-yz5ws
      @Jack-yz5ws 6 років тому +17

      Companies shutting down, I guess AvE didn't keep that subscription plan.

    • @GurisaYudistira
      @GurisaYudistira 6 років тому

      Naaah...

  • @matthewplayer8337
    @matthewplayer8337 4 роки тому +89

    Feels the Constitution of the cord and immediately knew it was crap.. That's a master in action

  • @stratoblaster92
    @stratoblaster92 4 роки тому +97

    The creator of this thing mentioned in an interview that it "generates sufficient force to hoist a pair of Teslas.." As if it didn't appear over built to begin with....

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 3 роки тому +22

      I love how instead of building overly complex tools or machinery, these days the only fucking well made thing is an overpriced juice squeezer... I wonder how much these go for these days, wonder if these ridiculously overbuild parts can be salvaged for something else...

    • @sithticklefingers7255
      @sithticklefingers7255 3 роки тому +4

      Hoist a pair of Tesla’s? So can my Gal’s bra;)

  • @pratherat
    @pratherat 7 років тому +194

    If it wasn't wifi/bluetooth enabled, you'd have to *manually* brag about it on social media.

    • @Mishn0
      @Mishn0 7 років тому +19

      It appears it won't work without the scanner. It's to make sure you're using only approved official Juicero© compost packs.

    • @dascorncakes1151
      @dascorncakes1151 7 років тому +4

      Compost packs lmao i'm *Ded*

    • @disintegratesintobinary655
      @disintegratesintobinary655 7 років тому

      pratherat "-GASPS-" NO WAY

  • @R1pperB
    @R1pperB 7 років тому +226

    That's what happens when they let you design a machine with no cost boundary right after graduation..

    • @otm646
      @otm646 7 років тому +11

      R1pperB seriously, why the lightening pockets in the back of the platen? The whole machine doesn't make sense.

    • @R1pperB
      @R1pperB 7 років тому

      ikr!

    • @bukinnear
      @bukinnear 7 років тому +9

      Did you just reply to yourself?

    • @R1pperB
      @R1pperB 7 років тому +3

      no the previous comment was deleted -.-

    • @Ottmar555
      @Ottmar555 7 років тому +6

      The worst thing is the designer is 50 years old.

  • @hi-friaudioman
    @hi-friaudioman 4 роки тому +46

    Its amazing, they built a USB connector right on that wifi, logic board. I'd love to see someone hack this thing.

  • @anthonydagosto7672
    @anthonydagosto7672 4 роки тому +33

    "I was born at a very early age " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AuricomSystems
    @AuricomSystems 6 років тому +641

    Are our space vessels this thoroughly engineered? This is incredible. Imagine putting this much craft and work into something this unbelievably useless.

    • @Mr_Spock512
      @Mr_Spock512 6 років тому +55

      Well, I guess it's useful to brain dead hipsters who are too lazy to chew their own food ... you know, the kind of morons who stand in line to get a new iPhone.

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 6 років тому +18

      But the new iPhone will save them so much time it's worth it to waste time standing in line.

    • @nicholashaefeli8154
      @nicholashaefeli8154 6 років тому +5

      Like a BMW or Ferrari?

    • @offbeat4772
      @offbeat4772 5 років тому

      AnantaSesaDas how will the new iPhone save any time?

    • @vacomments
      @vacomments 5 років тому +31

      AuricomSystems I don’t consider this good engineering. This was an OCD exercise! There is enough metal there to build 5 other products which would look just as good and last just as long.
      Maybe it was designed during the cold war.

  • @MrPedala94
    @MrPedala94 6 років тому +606

    41 minutes about some bullshit juicer...not one second wasted

    • @faroth05
      @faroth05 6 років тому +32

      Wait, this video was 41 minutes long ? Oh..

  • @pwharman
    @pwharman 4 роки тому +27

    "I don't know anything"...proceeds to explain everything.

  • @SubtlyAggressive
    @SubtlyAggressive 4 роки тому +37

    2:27 "Ran 10K, 2 inches at a time" LMFAO

  • @micah7492
    @micah7492 6 років тому +101

    "This thing is an onion. Layer after stinky layer, until there's nothing left but tears."
    Possibly the best quote by AvE

  • @birdy_coolbeans
    @birdy_coolbeans 7 років тому +127

    gotta get that chainsaw hooked up to the wifi, that'll get her going in no time

  • @orang1117
    @orang1117 Рік тому +24

    This over engineered machine is so amazing. It's like looking at a sophisticated high-end war machine made by Lockheed Martin, but it's even more amazing that it's just for the most useless purpose.

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 4 роки тому +42

    this is one of the best videos on youtube due to the quips, the informativeness, and the overall dynamic between praising this item & ripping on its masters for creating something so unnecessarily beautiful. great stuff.
    also did i mention the quips. you're funny as hell. great stuff.

  • @MNanme1z4xs
    @MNanme1z4xs 6 років тому +124

    The scammer scams hipster with over priced juice pack, the firm scammed the scammer with overpriced engineering. This is not predatory business, this is eco business.

  • @Padysz
    @Padysz 7 років тому +83

    So that's how customs opens packages..

    • @aserta
      @aserta 7 років тому +24

      Nah, that's TSA, customs just open your package, empty it out in their pockets and then tape it back up and send it on their merry way.

  • @jbrady1725
    @jbrady1725 4 роки тому +70

    Around 14:35 ...lmao
    Your absolute joy in how over-engineered this thing is was hilarious.

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 3 роки тому

      He was in fabricobling heaven for most of this thing lol.

  • @Garock2
    @Garock2 4 роки тому +30

    14:26 "If you're gonna fail, fail hard and with style"

  • @KaiPlews
    @KaiPlews 7 років тому +89

    When money is no object, make an object with no value.

  • @Big_Blue_Eyeland
    @Big_Blue_Eyeland 7 років тому +152

    I'd love to see the juice pack opened before squeezing. Measure the juice content prior to and after squeezing. I have a feeling they throw some chopped up bits in there and inject some juice. This thing doesn't cold press anything except your wallet.

  • @Jakefrc
    @Jakefrc 3 роки тому +23

    I’m an Aussie and I didn’t realise the term “having a root” was our slang. I thought it was pretty global. Obviously not 😂

  • @deadpersimmon
    @deadpersimmon 4 роки тому +44

    This is the Citizen Kane of unboxing videos.

  • @w0mblemania
    @w0mblemania 7 років тому +98

    Imagine what these engineers could do if they used their powers for good?

    • @Trident_Euclid
      @Trident_Euclid 7 років тому +1

      w0mbles Like designing a better low cost wheel chair.

    • @lordchickenhawk
      @lordchickenhawk 7 років тому +14

      More likely to design a bomb proof wheel chair...

    • @FoxWolfWorld
      @FoxWolfWorld 8 місяців тому +1

      @@lordchickenhawkso Gus Fring would’ve lived?

    • @ChemEDan
      @ChemEDan 7 місяців тому

      @@lordchickenhawk Because a wheelchair that isn't bomb-proof is double jeopardy.

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 6 років тому +137

    Welp, I reckon we finally managed to out-over-engineer the Germans. In a fuckin' juicer. I have no words for this.

  • @NekomimiNinja
    @NekomimiNinja 3 роки тому +45

    Coming back to this one after a couple of years and I'm still blindsided by the engineering porn despite having seen it all before. The especial-est of treats.

    • @Wirenfeldt1990
      @Wirenfeldt1990 3 роки тому +1

      I’m right there with you.. Still might be the greatest vid Uncle Bumblefuck ever did release..

    • @Patrick-857
      @Patrick-857 Рік тому +1

      Same. I watched this when it came out, then showed it again a day later to my mechanical engineer girlfriend who was suitably flabbergasted, and I have watched it again several times over the years. It never gets old.

  • @bighamfry5009
    @bighamfry5009 4 роки тому +67

    “For rich weirdos”
    *proceeds to use chainsaw and axe to open cardboard box
    Me: sounds about right

  • @bubakawara
    @bubakawara 7 років тому +127

    When the box says "Do not open with a knife."

    • @muhfir12
      @muhfir12 7 років тому +33

      Rhitu open it with axes then

    • @52Ford
      @52Ford 6 років тому +8

      I got yelled at for opening boxes of siding with a circular saw at work.

    • @agwhitaker
      @agwhitaker 6 років тому

      Watch other vids. Ave has numerous and novel alternate de-packaging modes.

  • @hxhuang9306
    @hxhuang9306 7 років тому +82

    This is probably the most first-world thing I've ever seen.

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 2 роки тому +5

    Funniest part is if you just cut open the bag and eat the juicy pulp you'd get twice as many vitamins and minerals.

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 3 роки тому +14

    When I first heard of these things I figured they’d roll the juice out as he mentioned. I’m stunned that they actually designed a system to apply even pressure across the entire juice bag. What insane overkill, although the tear down sure made for a fun video.

  • @derekholdt747
    @derekholdt747 6 років тому +290

    Juicero. The answer to a question nobody was asking.

    • @tammid8423
      @tammid8423 2 роки тому +3

      And it doesn't even do its job right, even with the bullshit you gotta pull of to fucking SQUEEZE A PACKAGE. IT TAKES LESS TIME SQUEEZING WITH YOUR HANDS. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

  • @erichaddad8503
    @erichaddad8503 6 років тому +413

    A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    • @shzwon123
      @shzwon123 Рік тому

      Which is why you don't reinvent the wheel 🎡

    • @apleknight411
      @apleknight411 Рік тому

      @@shzwon123 bruh omg i never realised how perfect the ural factory t-34s were the whole time, they were perfect especially after they took everything out that wasnt 100% necessary

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 Рік тому +10

      In this case, you can take away the whole machine and keep the juice bags

  • @jamesm3471
    @jamesm3471 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s been 6 years and there are still parts of this that make me laugh until I have tears in my eyes. The Fitbit marathon, the shop cup, the bears eating diapers. It’s a work of comedic genius.

  • @murphy13295
    @murphy13295 2 роки тому +3

    This was my introduction to AvE . Having worked in manufacturing 45+years ( tool % die ) ,I really appreciated the review . Yeah , had me subscribe immediately .

  • @LAG09
    @LAG09 6 років тому +83

    The longer I watch this video the more I get the feeling the company who designed it tried to over-engineer it has hard as possible so that they could bill Juicero as much as possible. I'd even go as far as to say that the design company took Juicero for a bigger ride than Juicero took any sucker they convinced to buy one of these.

  • @TomChame
    @TomChame 7 років тому +138

    Wow! A recycler for colostomy bags! Watch your mail aVe .

  • @aero184
    @aero184 5 років тому +19

    Juicero is the gift that keeps on giving, every time I think I've laughed at the last of their crazy stupidity then I see something like this.

  • @NealChauhan
    @NealChauhan 4 роки тому +6

    I love coming back to this video. Such an amazing watch every time

  • @zenzen9131
    @zenzen9131 7 років тому +156

    After the impending zombie apocalypse, some archaeologist 10,000 years in future is going to find one of these buried under the rubble of our civilisation. He's gonna think holy feck man to come up with something like this for making juice, they must have been so advanced that poverty, disease, famine, were all eradicated at one point by these clever humans. Little will they know . . . . :)

    • @HawooAwoo
      @HawooAwoo 6 років тому +21

      Or they'll label it as a "ceremonial object" because they couldn't comprehend for what other reason it would exist

    • @f.herumusu8341
      @f.herumusu8341 6 років тому +4

      I think this already happened: Here's the ancient greek juice press: ua-cam.com/video/nZXjUqLMgxM/v-deo.html

  • @overkillsnake
    @overkillsnake 7 років тому +278

    Keep your fruits in a vice.

  • @cianmac3934
    @cianmac3934 5 років тому +30

    With those parts they could have made such a good juicer :'(

  • @TheDantheman12121
    @TheDantheman12121 4 роки тому +7

    Juicero is such a miracle. How a machine for the home turns plastic bags into juice is just amazing

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 6 років тому +107

    "Do not use knife on packaging"
    **Pulls out chainsaw.**

  • @Achmedsander
    @Achmedsander 6 років тому +184

    so, it's a piece of crap, but a well built piece of crap.

    • @joshgunn4865
      @joshgunn4865 5 років тому +14

      Achmedsander it is a polished turd

  • @jayc2469
    @jayc2469 4 роки тому +43

    Interesting, from 2 years ago in the UK Guardian Sept 1st 2017 "The company, that made the widely mocked startup Juicero
    and offered pre-sold packets of diced fruits and vegetables that users plugged into its $400 machines, launched only 16 months ago is shutting down".
    This bit that followed summarised it really well too :
    "Juicero has since become something of a symbol of the absurd Silicon Valley startup industry that raises huge sums of money for solutions to non-problems. Some also criticized Juicero and other food tech firms as male entrepreneurs in effect rebranding what women have done for decades."
    Hilarious!

  • @xxportalxx.
    @xxportalxx. 5 років тому +12

    The incredible engineering you find in the least expected places, you'd almost think manufacturers didn't know how to balance their budget hehe...

  • @cody2967
    @cody2967 6 років тому +133

    I've never seen such an incredibly well-built machine serve such a useless purpose.

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 7 років тому +46

    Did you take the gearbox out of your car? No, that's my juicer.

  • @kookiedabear
    @kookiedabear 2 роки тому +3

    Yes, some of us go back and watch old episodes because it's way better than most of the current movies. Love ya, brother.

  • @abbersj2935
    @abbersj2935 2 роки тому +4

    Great video. As a Design Engineer myself, it was great to have a laugh at others! Repurpose it for pressing dried flowers.

  • @DG3_DAVE
    @DG3_DAVE 7 років тому +77

    I just watched a 40 minute video of a guy taking apart a juicer. I'll be honest when I say I was indeed entertained.

  • @Abom79
    @Abom79 7 років тому +382

    Wtf is this machine for? You buy juice in a bag and it squeezes it out for you? 😕

    • @JustinKoenigSilica
      @JustinKoenigSilica 7 років тому +65

      Abom79 you buy fruit/vegetable pulp in a bag. it's not just juice, then it couldn't be legally labeled a juicer

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 7 років тому +11

      Justin Koenig It absolutely could.
      also, hi abom

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr 7 років тому +69

      Yes. Businss Insider took a bag and squeezed it by hand and got a full cup of the exact same juice.

    • @1djbecker
      @1djbecker 7 років тому +89

      The original concept was reportedly a real juicer. However the machine they made couldn't reliably press juice. So they have to pre-pulp the fruit. Which pretty much negates the claimed benefits of just-squeezed juice.

    • @photojones1
      @photojones1 7 років тому +4

      Buy an Acme juicer it will last you lifetime.

  • @dusk6460
    @dusk6460 5 років тому +8

    OMG! Anyone arriving half way through would wonder why you are working on a brand new vault door. I'm with you, I'll juice my bags with the hand crank towel dryer at the coin op car wash and build something awesome with these cool parts.

  • @aaronbryant1008
    @aaronbryant1008 4 роки тому +12

    Is this as close to the "Fruit Fucker 9000" as we have ever gotten?

  • @esotericsean
    @esotericsean 7 років тому +44

    Holy moley. This is the final chapter of the story of Juicero. This video is going places.
    I... actually kinda want one of these machines now. D:

    • @TheWinwin4all
      @TheWinwin4all 7 років тому +3

      esotericsean you can buy it on indiegogo for $500 now. no need for subscription, comes with empty bags

    • @alexsorin9346
      @alexsorin9346 7 років тому +12

      In a year or so you can pick one up for cheap on ebay.

    • @TheWinwin4all
      @TheWinwin4all 7 років тому +2

      Alex Sorin most likely. especially after people will realise,that it is not as efficient as it was represented.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 7 років тому +50

    AvE tearing something down and being happy about it is such a rare and nice feeling

  • @derdude8201
    @derdude8201 3 роки тому +1

    This was by far the best UA-cam experience I ever had. Just hilarious. Thank you.

  • @itsthesteve
    @itsthesteve 4 роки тому +8

    This was a great way to spend some time today. I don't know jack about half the stuff you talk about but it was awesome. What a joke of a product but damn it's pretty inside.

  • @TheRacerRich
    @TheRacerRich 7 років тому +78

    Wait...it doesn't juice fresh food? What in the world is the point of this? Capri Sun dispenser?

  • @needleonthevinyl
    @needleonthevinyl 7 років тому +298

    So they mounted a full size automotive taper bearing... backwards?

    • @motogee3796
      @motogee3796 5 років тому +10

      its not backwards...the press is advancing by pushing the bearing inward. So right.

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie 5 років тому +9

    *Dalek voice* "I saw--BEAUTY"

  • @waboom248
    @waboom248 3 роки тому

    This is my favorite AvE vid so far. I enjoyed the enthusiasm. This juicer is amazing. Thank you Sir.

  • @Red1676
    @Red1676 5 років тому +584

    "What's my purpose"
    "You pass butter."

  • @d0qtrx
    @d0qtrx 7 років тому +199

    I don't get it. All this engineering to squeeze juice out of a fucking bag?

    • @tywillis2395
      @tywillis2395 6 років тому +49

      d0qtrx *fucking proprietary bags

    • @philpinto
      @philpinto 6 років тому +7

      d0qtrx it's beyond belief

    • @VenturiLife
      @VenturiLife 6 років тому +3

      It's beautiful...

    • @MechanicalMooCow
      @MechanicalMooCow 6 років тому +12

      d0qtrx how else do you expect the environment loving, health aware hippy tree huggers to get their over priced juice if they don't have all that technodiddly special super recyclable high tech environmentally friendly juicer?

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 6 років тому +11

      Tree huggers? on which planet or dimension can tree huggers afford this over engineered "Westinghouse" contraption.
      That term is overused and no longer applies, because most environmentally conscience people I know, are too damn poor to own such a contraption. if it ain't sold at Wal-Mart, the average Joe, Jesus, Or Juanita can afford this shyt!
      unless they find it at a garage sale, or thrift store, or Goodwill, or Craigslist, or on the side of the road abandoned on a curb.
      your comment is nonsense, and there are No Hippies anymore, that was the Sixties. That generation sold out, or died, or got killed in war, was defeated by the Corporate elitists.
      Many got delusional and became Kristian Konservative Knucklehead Republicans. lol

  • @tycho_m
    @tycho_m 5 років тому +9

    Halfway through this video I'm actually in tears laughing at this dude's hilarious vocabulary. I need a bar bud like you

  • @jkob_k0452
    @jkob_k0452 4 роки тому +1

    Every time I get sick I binge watch your videos - if your at least a tiny bit into engineering your vids are super entertaining and educational at the same time !

  • @Smidge204
    @Smidge204 7 років тому +84

    The 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'Security!'

    • @jotapi4010
      @jotapi4010 7 років тому

      You made my day!!!

    • @The.Boo.
      @The.Boo. 7 років тому

      Smidge204 but there is no 'S' in ..... Oh... Wait..... I get jokes

    • @Matthewzilla
      @Matthewzilla 7 років тому

      Best comment evar

    • @johnstempinski
      @johnstempinski 7 років тому +1

      Someone spends too much time listening to Leo Laporte.

  • @klasop
    @klasop 6 років тому +289

    @36:36 "Wifi enabled juicer": And the pathetic part is that the only reason it is WIFI enabled so YOU as a user cannot use it without internet or with third-party packs!!! And someone buys it because it says wifi!.....

    • @lordgrubbaiii5121
      @lordgrubbaiii5121 6 років тому +63

      klasop Also the privacy policy from the company explicitly stated that they would sell your private information. Private information that they would get from having access to your wifi.

    • @znrctrnn
      @znrctrnn 5 років тому +4

      Lord Grubba III really is the Beast.

    • @oregonjeeper7977
      @oregonjeeper7977 5 років тому +6

      klasop
      My BBQ has wifi, but it's actually useful. Drawing the line on juicers though

    • @HR-uc9bz
      @HR-uc9bz 5 років тому +7

      It also needs to remind you on a constant basis that you're running out of puke juice

    • @clark9992
      @clark9992 5 років тому +3

      @@oregonjeeper7977 serious?

  • @ambiva
    @ambiva 4 роки тому +2

    As a product/industrial design and knowing the cost of those CNC'ed block in China, just one CNC'ed aluminium block in low volume could cost 1000$. No sane company will use CNC as a mass production method for a product sold for a few hundred bucks, high pressure die casting is the way to go (which make those block 10$ each)