CarGUY2014 That's because this song used in SpongeBob is suppose to emphasize how ridiculous something is when something stupid is going on, and this video is pretty much a basic form of that ridiculousness.
The absolute funniest thing about the Juicero is the fact that the company spared NO EXPENSE when designing the machine itself. It is so ludicrously over-engineered, the machining is so precise, that it MUST have been made by a true madman.
This is what happens when you let the engineers design something without a budget. What I think could have happened was this was originally designed (minus the app and wifi stuff) for commercial use but Juicero couldn’t find a chain to adopt it so they scrambled and tried to market it towards regular consumers. A lot of restaurant equipment has the same engineering concept you’ll pay 2k for a mixer but that mixer will outlive you, your kids and probably your grandkids.
Superdoo987 -"The password is wrong sweetheart. the password is "thelegend26". -"I typed that before!" -"Try again" -"No" -"Why,you don't believe me? "Yes you always wrong!" "Do you think marrying you is a mistake?" "Well..." "I want to divorce." Thanks Juicero.
Arya Winchester so you can't use knock-off pouches. That's also the real purpose of the QR scanner. Juicero pouches have a QR code on them, and if it's a knock-off the press won't work with the pouch.
I feel like Juicero is the perfect symbol of everything wrong with a lot of modern tech: it's overpriced, solves a completely made-up problem, and makes a simple task needlessly overcomplicated by making you connect to wi-fi and scan QR codes to do something that could've easily been done using buttons. No one asked for it but millions of dollars were poured into it because out of touch millionaire techbros thought they could profit from it.
Well, we had the "food scanner" where you had to tell the companion app what you just scanned with the scanner so it could look up a basic nutritional database to report to you what each thing you scanned allegedly contained... (Tellspec and SCiO) The miracle blood tester that pretended to work with one drop of blood... (Theranos) The countertop -repurposed bread machine- food composter... (Lomi) The countertop clothes dryer that pretended to dry your clothes in a vacuum... (Morus Zero) All scammy devices that made millions (or billions) without actual independent verification. 😆 Such a waste of people's time and energy, and resources!
This invention is the poster child of “smart” devices that in no way need to be smart. It was a big phase of Silicon Valley, one that we may still be in the tail end of.
I love the fact that this is now 6 years old. I have come back to this almost every year. Juicero and Ouya gotta be some of the funniest failed crowdfunding products to ever hit the internet.
@@arrontheprotogen9276as far as I can recall it was like a console that ran on outdated Android software and t had a lot of factors weighing it down like bad internet connection and poor controller design. The Wikipedia page says it better en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouya
your comment just made me remember that when i was in school some kid invited me over to his house to play the ouya and then immediately after he showed me giantism fetish videos so thank you for making me have a war flashback 🎉
He also would have spent an entire episode trying to make a simple glass of juice on a Sunday afternoon in peace, while Spongebob and Patrick ruin his every attempt by being obnoxious neighbors. The episode would then end with Squidward's house reduced to rubble as he has a nervous breakdown. In the chaos, the destruction ends up ironically juicing his fruits as he laughs manically and submits to Spongebob's anarchic lifestyle... All the guy wanted was a glass of juice...
This honestly seems like something that could appear in a SpongeBob episode. Like something Squidward would get to try to make his home fancier, only to have trouble getting it to work due the absurd wi-fi connectivity and QR code requirements. And then Patrick grabs one of its juice packs, sticks a straw in it, and drinks the whole thing. And then Squidward goes into denial, insisting it’s not a useless expensive paperweight, desperately trying to get it to work. But by the end of the episode he gets fed up and throws it out his window. And then a police fish comes in his house and hands him a ticket for littering.
That... sounds exactly like a plot for a good old fashioned episode of Spongebob and this infuriates me because how did we ever get to a point where we as a species made this thing
And then in the end, it's revealed that Mr. Krabs is an investor in this thing and he's in his house saying something like "another day, another sucker" while counting his money.
Yes - in fact, that was the entire point of the product. They could even remotely shut off juice packs they didn't want you using - ostensibly if they were expired or recalled, but as a result you were entirely locked into the Juicero system. Beneath the layer of "why does this pointless product exist" there's also a layer of typical vendor lock-in bullshit and everything else you expect from an SV startup.
It still blows my mind how they thought to make something that's not only completely useless, but goes out of its way to be so counterintuitive. Even if it were a real juicer, there'd be no reason for it to (eventually) connect to the Internet.
It tells the company which products are being used more, letting them adjust production to better match consumption. Which most companies just get.from sales figures.
MissourHanzai Lol yeah a giant chunk of the USA's produce supply and the world's 6th largest economy with more people than Canada. Having it just disappear would be a WONDERFUL idea
i can understand a smart coffee machine that gets programmed to make coffe at certain hour so when you wake up/arrive home its always fresh but a 400 dollar wifi machine that just cuts open a bag of juice that only works with their brand is straight up tomfoolery
I work at a gas station that has two $17,000 touchscreen wifi americano machines. But they won't even let me update the display for what flavor beans we're using (and yes, I've fully read the owners manual, and it says as much), as they only want their own service operators to be allowed to do anything to the machines. Wifi connections are for forcing us to use proprietary products and service technicians. Thats all.
From what I understood, the juicer was for a raw diet, where the contents would never be cooked or pasteurized. For this reason, expiration dates were VERY important. Buuuuut, they advertised this incorrectly, and should've just sold the juice like juice boxes, and instead competed with literally 5 minutes of basic work in kitchen that's good for a week's worth of juice
It's juice? It shouldn't need to be cooked? Unless some horrific example of a human has invented meat juice, juice should be about as stable as the fruit it comes from.
@@connermckay4012 It is pseudoscientific to a certain extent, but raw food diets are a fad particularly in California. The idea that you can eat less processed foods is what draws people to it, and it is somewhat redeeming if you eat organic or self-grown food, but there's always a chance that harmful bacteria is reproducing in your food over time and your food will spoil sooner. This product was intended to try and make juice "subscriptions" where people got their juice fresh to prevent consumption of spoiled or dangerous juice, but the problem is that, as the video shows, it's more convoluted than just getting a juicer or blender
@jctripplesticks While it is mostly pseudoscience, there are genuinely a select few who cannot handle processed/cooked food. I have someone in my family who can’t handle cooked anything (even vegetables) or meat in general, amongst some other things. They have a myriad of other health-related issues (so this is really just an extremely rare exception to the rule).
Patrick: *takes computer and smashes it on paper agressively* DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! Still more effective in removing the paint from the dollar than this juicer in juicing.
I think it was a joke that got out of hand. I imagine some drunk friends were sitting round and coming with the worst idea that they could pitch to a VC firm for a joke. Then when they got to the VC firm and pitched it some decelerate fuck offered them millions of dollars to run with it.
@@maddieb.4282 Yeah, it's perfectly valid for someone to be surprised that the thing advertised as a juicer literally can't fulfill the one function a juicer has
EDIT : I have made a mistake. You can simply recycle the packs, no need to return the pack back to them. My point still quite right. These packs means extra trash to be recycled, which is pointless. Rather than creating trash, which of course recyclable, why not just fully utilize our fruits and vegetables? Ordinary juicer already done this. All part of fruit is processed, except maybe the peel, and the waste are organic.
Your profile picture is Chiaki Nanami and now I want to die because I just re-watched Despair arc episode 10 this morning so seeing the picture right now tore my heart to shreds
they may have invested 120 million and I'm not questioning how fucking dumb that is, but that's peanuts for Google The google chef probably keeps that much in his wallet
When I first saw this advertisement I thought that it had to be some sort of Onion piece of satire. Nope, just ridiculous people being ridiculous in Silicone Valley
pyrrhichos and have a smartphone, and download an app, and make an account, and have WiFi and sign in, and get a code, and show the code to the machine, and wait for it to connect, and buy juice packs, and wait for them to ship, and put them in the machine, then you can finally press the button. A lot of ands
pyrrhichos just like my printer :) I give it an order to print but still has to climb the stairs to power it on :( then it forgets, then I go downstairs again to give another order, then I have to climb back to take my papers
The juicero project was almost like a social experiment live art piece or something as a parody of 21st century humanity. It's an expensive machine that squeezes expesive hoity-toity juice and requires to be tethered to a wi fi connection through a smartphone app as DRM. Absolute madness.
Yeah well in 2018 Billy herrington died and half of the fucking internet is too young to remember/know him. 2018 was a grim reminder of how literally 99,99% of the interwebs is populated by a bunch of normies who have no respect for important people.
dave091790 hello! I'd like to drink some juice but somebody stole my Internet and now I'm starting to turn into an unhealthy fuck. Thanks technology! you're making things seem more and more useless and over-complicated as the years go by while I'm dying over here.
@@connermckay4012 It's funny, I'm actually trying to move but it's out of the country lol. Groceries are much cheaper but that wasn't a reason for us moving.
Glad someone knows what they're talking about and isn't just all "capatlism bad grrr" clowns.@@user-nq9xe7np8z There is no capitalism in america OP, we have a Neo-Liberal Mixed Market. Go home commie.
Okay, the actual reason, the 100% truth, straight from the mouth of the creator, the official description is.... The wifi is checking the date. The package has a code label printed on it, thats the experation date. If the date is passed, the machine won't juice....It will refuse you juice... these dates are only a week long... 10 dollars a bag...
We need a (physical) museum of tech industry failures, mainly focusing on shit like this that was going to be an obvious flop to anyone with any real insight into the average consumer. It'll be a good way to demonstrate the notion of "solutions in search of a problem" and just how disconnected from humanity most investors/tech bigwigs/elites/etc really are. Oh and also pipe in some goofy music over the PA that encapsulates failure or mockery, like Mansion Basement from Resident Evil Director's Cut, Tower Knight from Demon's Souls PS3, or Music to Delight by Kevin MacLeod.
So basically... You buy a packet of juice, then buy a $400 machine that takes more time opening the juice packet than it would take you to open it with your hands?
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a group of people sat around together and honestly thought this was a good idea. Even as a cash grab this shit is hilariously bad.
imagine not putting in a tall enough glass and having to watch in helpless horror as this monster overflows your cup and spills juice onto your countertop
the pet rock does nothing though, Yes it may be cheaper and far more affordable, but there's no point buying it, just like the juicer, the difference is price, and usefulness, Though I'd buy neither the juicer is too expensive to justify, and I could make a wifi pet rock without using any money.
For a single stupid reason They will not allow you to put juicebags that are - Expired - From another user - From ANOTHER COMPANY THAT IS NOT JUICERO So yeah, an useless $400 machine (that was actually $700 before)
Simeon Jackson A guy actually cut open the pouch and the inside is some mashed fruit stuff. Still, you could finish the juicing process by punching or pressing the pouch with your own 2 hands.
For $2, I can walk to the store that's on the other side of the road, grab a bottle of Ocean Spray, buy it, walk back home, open it, pour me a tall glass, and drink it before this monstrosity finishes prepping.
Actually the story behind this product is really interesting. The guy who made it was a nutcase who sourced raw untreated water for the juice pouches. The whole machine process is there to check and make sure the juice hasn't gotten old and contaminated enough to kill you yet.
Yeah. And the REAL kicker of this thing's stupidity is that you have to buy PACKS to get some juice instead of justing using fruit. I can find a 5$ juicer better than it in Walmart.
There isn't much of a profit margin on the juicer itself. Its made very "well" with high quality materials which are expensive to put together. The real money spinners are the juice bags. The machine is DRM locked so it'll only accept juice bags made from the company which are sold on a monthly subscription. Its made to fleece corporate customers which is why they were offering refunds for to normal people.
Du de. Then why not just sell the bags and call them pre made hand squeezable juice bags. That would have been way better and I am sure there is a market for juice bags.
Whats the wifi for? Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Come back to bed honey. I loooooooooove yooooooooooou!
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if this gets 1 million views i will blink exactly once
Doodley I really hope this gets 1 mil
woooooooah were halfway there
Doodley make more videos like this
I bet you won't
you owe us half a blink
The music is so fitting it's weird.
CarGUY2014 Cccc
CarGUY2014 right lmao it fits so well
CarGUY2014 That's because this song used in SpongeBob is suppose to emphasize how ridiculous something is when something stupid is going on, and this video is pretty much a basic form of that ridiculousness.
Tomfoolery fits with anything to be honest.
Sniper Melon omg it's sniper!!!
/Goes to make a smoothie/ Oh shit the Wifi's out
All Usernames Taken I laughed so hard.
Katie Burak did you tho?
Mal Dibujante reading this comment made me know humanity's fucked
All Usernames Taken damn I wish I was rich
Hey you can't even make a smoothie. Do you think the smoothie is in the super special juicero juice pack?
This item feels like it was an actual prank to troll really stupid people.
alternate theory: money laundering scheme
i mean, venture capital
That's a great definition for "scams" 😆
Made for someone who never saw a real fruit and thought must've come from a factory and requires a wifi connection to be properly used.
There's a term called "Idiot tax".
This is that.
The absolute funniest thing about the Juicero is the fact that the company spared NO EXPENSE when designing the machine itself. It is so ludicrously over-engineered, the machining is so precise, that it MUST have been made by a true madman.
This is what happens when you let the engineers design something without a budget. What I think could have happened was this was originally designed (minus the app and wifi stuff) for commercial use but Juicero couldn’t find a chain to adopt it so they scrambled and tried to market it towards regular consumers. A lot of restaurant equipment has the same engineering concept you’ll pay 2k for a mixer but that mixer will outlive you, your kids and probably your grandkids.
@@kbeam418except a juicero won't even outlast a single person as they are all now paperweights
@@kbeam418I suspect they got as far as the first prototype and called it good, didn't engineer it for mass production
They took the ww2 German weapon design route of engineering
@@WulfjagerAt least these don't have to be dragged from Stalingrad to Konigsberg when they break after a month.
1987: I bet in another 30 years we'll be living on mars
2017: "Honey I cant make juice for the kids the wifi is not working"
Superdoo987 -"The password is wrong sweetheart. the password is "thelegend26".
-"I typed that before!"
-"Try again"
-"No"
-"Why,you don't believe me?
"Yes you always wrong!"
"Do you think marrying you is a mistake?"
"Well..."
"I want to divorce."
Thanks Juicero.
Drink me divorce HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA divorce HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH welcome bro
Drink me of course that's wrong, the password is "thelegend27" 😠
Superdoo987 JUST USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS!
Superdoo987 well atleast you can drink me.
Everyone's like "just use your hands!" But the real question is, why do you need a fucking app for it??? Why does it have wifi????
Arya Winchester so you can't use knock-off pouches. That's also the real purpose of the QR scanner. Juicero pouches have a QR code on them, and if it's a knock-off the press won't work with the pouch.
AwesomenessEpicness but why wifi? Why does it need to connect to the internet to scan a qr code?
Arya Winchester there's probably some online database with all the different qr codes that belong to Juicero products.
because 2010s
then just buy a single juicero product?
unless they fucking make unique encrypted qr codes for EVERY. SINGLE. PACK.
I feel like Juicero is the perfect symbol of everything wrong with a lot of modern tech: it's overpriced, solves a completely made-up problem, and makes a simple task needlessly overcomplicated by making you connect to wi-fi and scan QR codes to do something that could've easily been done using buttons. No one asked for it but millions of dollars were poured into it because out of touch millionaire techbros thought they could profit from it.
Well, we had the "food scanner" where you had to tell the companion app what you just scanned with the scanner so it could look up a basic nutritional database to report to you what each thing you scanned allegedly contained... (Tellspec and SCiO)
The miracle blood tester that pretended to work with one drop of blood... (Theranos)
The countertop -repurposed bread machine- food composter... (Lomi)
The countertop clothes dryer that pretended to dry your clothes in a vacuum... (Morus Zero)
All scammy devices that made millions (or billions) without actual independent verification. 😆 Such a waste of people's time and energy, and resources!
What did the inventor think was the problem?
And now we have a beautifully CNC’d and built tough electric desktop presser*
*requires some jailbreaking and modding
This invention is the poster child of “smart” devices that in no way need to be smart.
It was a big phase of Silicon Valley, one that we may still be in the tail end of.
No, not easily done with buttons. You could literally not even use it at all and just use your hands.
I love the fact that this is now 6 years old. I have come back to this almost every year. Juicero and Ouya gotta be some of the funniest failed crowdfunding products to ever hit the internet.
Ouya? That’s a new one. What’s that?
@@arrontheprotogen9276as far as I can recall it was like a console that ran on outdated Android software and t had a lot of factors weighing it down like bad internet connection and poor controller design. The Wikipedia page says it better en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouya
@@arrontheprotogen9276Game console that could only play Android games and not even all of them
@@Dittoritos oof
your comment just made me remember that when i was in school some kid invited me over to his house to play the ouya and then immediately after he showed me giantism fetish videos so thank you for making me have a war flashback 🎉
This is totally something that Squidward would've bought.
lad come on. it's "would have"
CC Schmidt Awesome.
if anything, squilliam would have bought it
He also would have spent an entire episode trying to make a simple glass of juice on a Sunday afternoon in peace, while Spongebob and Patrick ruin his every attempt by being obnoxious neighbors. The episode would then end with Squidward's house reduced to rubble as he has a nervous breakdown. In the chaos, the destruction ends up ironically juicing his fruits as he laughs manically and submits to Spongebob's anarchic lifestyle...
All the guy wanted was a glass of juice...
lad it ain't unreasonable to expect basic contractions to be upheld
"You know it's finished when all the noises stop." My love life.
Thomas Harding dude, you need to talk?
Thomas Harding bad day?
LMAO
You okay bud?
Thomas Harding My -love- life.
This honestly seems like something that could appear in a SpongeBob episode. Like something Squidward would get to try to make his home fancier, only to have trouble getting it to work due the absurd wi-fi connectivity and QR code requirements. And then Patrick grabs one of its juice packs, sticks a straw in it, and drinks the whole thing. And then Squidward goes into denial, insisting it’s not a useless expensive paperweight, desperately trying to get it to work. But by the end of the episode he gets fed up and throws it out his window. And then a police fish comes in his house and hands him a ticket for littering.
That... sounds exactly like a plot for a good old fashioned episode of Spongebob and this infuriates me because how did we ever get to a point where we as a species made this thing
You described this so well and it’s so fitting for a SpongeBob epsisode that I literally saw this play out in my head
And then in the end, it's revealed that Mr. Krabs is an investor in this thing and he's in his house saying something like "another day, another sucker" while counting his money.
(French Narrator voice) "400 dollars later..."
@@yuukovukovich9996feur hundret dullárs lateur
The most unfortunate thing is that it doesn't even clobber ANY juice bag, only specifically juicero
Who tf just has juice in bags 💀
Yes - in fact, that was the entire point of the product. They could even remotely shut off juice packs they didn't want you using - ostensibly if they were expired or recalled, but as a result you were entirely locked into the Juicero system. Beneath the layer of "why does this pointless product exist" there's also a layer of typical vendor lock-in bullshit and everything else you expect from an SV startup.
@@ABadGambleCaprisun 👀
might as well call it a dispenser. it was so dumb
Blood bags.
why would you buy this when you can buy a gallon of fruit punch for a couple dollars
Agamemnon People want to keep up with the latest shit.
***** They also don't know that this thing is spying on them too.
It's like an exclusive membership into the dipshit club.
Can your gallons of fruit punch connect to the internet? I THOUGHT NOT!
Mac MashPotato No but I can pour it on my router.
In 10 years you won't be able to buy water because you need wifi to make it from ice.
yeah right Yeah you will need Wifi to sleep, eat, and basically everything else.
And then you need wifi to make the ice from water because the polar caps will have melted, or such :D
yeah right i'm 11
Back in my day
The only reliable connection was with two Pokémon games and an infrared signal
Hold on, let me connect to my *H2O* app.
It still blows my mind how they thought to make something that's not only completely useless, but goes out of its way to be so counterintuitive. Even if it were a real juicer, there'd be no reason for it to (eventually) connect to the Internet.
It tells the company which products are being used more, letting them adjust production to better match consumption.
Which most companies just get.from sales figures.
It was a Google product. They were spying on you.
Even before I saw the juice bags, I was horrified. Why the hell do I need wifi for a goddamn juicer?
it’s to collect your data and sell it.
@@watermelonbeaterscorp even worse
@@watermelonbeaterscorpthey tryna sell my JUICE DATA
This is ridiculous...All is doing is squeezing a bag to give you the juice that it's inside.
A rolling pin or bottle run over the bag would do as well...
You can actually just squeeze the juice out of these packs with your hands, lmfao
Ratacon Xavier Does it eeven make it cold?
or how about just drinking it straight from the packet
apparently you can only buy the juice pouches if you buy the juicer
Next invention by Watero:
$400 machine to help you create PURE water to enlighten your spiritual energy :))
There are already such things on the market, ripping gullible morons off their money.
Lajos Winkler yep. I know people who "only drink filtered or bottled water". -_- tap water ain't gonna kill you
katnissandpeeta In most countries it does
Kitta12320 well I'm in Australia so yeah it's not going to kill us here
Truly pure water would kill you if drank enough of. It strips your body away of its minerals and Stuffz.
I can imagine squidward having this and trying to follow the instructions while the instructions get more and more bullshit as it goes on
I remember finding one of these in a dumpster a few years back. I still have it in my shed just sitting there… menacingly…
Did it work
why did you take it lmao
@@mountaindewbajablast4794souvenir
“How can a juicer be usele- oh my God.”
KentuckyWallChicken
What it’s just an ordinary jui...
OH MY GOODNESS
*S Q U I D W A R D !*
hahaha my reaction exactly
Same!
Same here!!!!
Not sure if this was your intention but my brain naturally read this in Shooter McGavins voice
So it's basically juice in a carpi sun pouch that the machine squeezes for you? The hell???
Yaseen the whites
No the fucking cali fucks. I swear to god the world would be a better place if california just fell into the fucking ocean.
#StopWhitePeople2k17
MissourHanzai Lol yeah a giant chunk of the USA's produce supply and the world's 6th largest economy with more people than Canada. Having it just disappear would be a WONDERFUL idea
Angel Acevedo It would
i can understand a smart coffee machine that gets programmed to make coffe at certain hour so when you wake up/arrive home its always fresh but a 400 dollar wifi machine that just cuts open a bag of juice that only works with their brand is straight up tomfoolery
I work at a gas station that has two $17,000 touchscreen wifi americano machines. But they won't even let me update the display for what flavor beans we're using (and yes, I've fully read the owners manual, and it says as much), as they only want their own service operators to be allowed to do anything to the machines.
Wifi connections are for forcing us to use proprietary products and service technicians. Thats all.
From what I understood, the juicer was for a raw diet, where the contents would never be cooked or pasteurized. For this reason, expiration dates were VERY important. Buuuuut, they advertised this incorrectly, and should've just sold the juice like juice boxes, and instead competed with literally 5 minutes of basic work in kitchen that's good for a week's worth of juice
It's juice? It shouldn't need to be cooked? Unless some horrific example of a human has invented meat juice, juice should be about as stable as the fruit it comes from.
@@connermckay4012 pasteurized is technically cooking it to a high temperature to kill bacteria. Gives it a longer shelf life
@@jctripplesticks Oh I see. Out of curiosity, what is even the point of not cooking food?
@@connermckay4012 It is pseudoscientific to a certain extent, but raw food diets are a fad particularly in California. The idea that you can eat less processed foods is what draws people to it, and it is somewhat redeeming if you eat organic or self-grown food, but there's always a chance that harmful bacteria is reproducing in your food over time and your food will spoil sooner. This product was intended to try and make juice "subscriptions" where people got their juice fresh to prevent consumption of spoiled or dangerous juice, but the problem is that, as the video shows, it's more convoluted than just getting a juicer or blender
@jctripplesticks While it is mostly pseudoscience, there are genuinely a select few who cannot handle processed/cooked food. I have someone in my family who can’t handle cooked anything (even vegetables) or meat in general, amongst some other things. They have a myriad of other health-related issues (so this is really just an extremely rare exception to the rule).
Patrick: We have *T E C H N O L O G Y*
Alex ander bad technology
Patrick: *takes computer and smashes it on paper agressively* DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH!
Still more effective in removing the paint from the dollar than this juicer in juicing.
It didn't work Patrick
Aww tartar sauce!
Aw shit
Why did she need to connect her phone to it when she presses the button on the juicer it makes no sense.
ikr
It's so that "the cloud" can store statistics and error logs and protect her from DANGER JUICE! You know, the natural and organic way.
and force you to have a recent phone with either wifi or some data
They steal your information and sell it to advertisers
To send notifications reminding her to buy more juice packs
Not only counterintuitive, but also kind of false advertisement. A juicer juices. This just dispenses.
I have a $10 blender. After watching this, my blender is crying. My poor blender 😭.
🤣
Your blender should be proud that it's relevant
@@avisprimeyif anything, it should be laughing.
How can anyone take this product seriously
Epic Penguin google
I think it was a joke that got out of hand. I imagine some drunk friends were sitting round and coming with the worst idea that they could pitch to a VC firm for a joke. Then when they got to the VC firm and pitched it some decelerate fuck offered them millions of dollars to run with it.
Epic Penguin facts like -.-
This song plays when spongebob is acting stupid or if squidward is mad.
Do you know the name of the song?
Corn O' Cob look up tomfoolery
+ethawesomeGD THANKS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT
barefoottornado thanks cap
barefoottornado Acting stupid or being stupid 🤔🤔
what surprises me the most is that it doesn't even juice fruit, you have to buy a juicer and _then_ buy pre-packaged juice for the juicer to juice
You know what they say, all juicers juice juice!
That’s what surprised you the most? That’s like, the entire video…. You just summed it up. You were just surprised by the video itself….
@@maddieb.4282 Yeah, it's perfectly valid for someone to be surprised that the thing advertised as a juicer literally can't fulfill the one function a juicer has
They would have made money if they just sold the JUICE. Not the MACHINE
wow, the company is doomed. soo much waste produced and so much resources wasted on all those juicers :-(
Google invested millions into this thing
google invested into this ???
Lexically Ambiguityness
Don't you mean "pro-juice" many ;;;;;)))))
The amount of waste for something as natural as juice is literally mind-boggling.
EDIT : I have made a mistake. You can simply recycle the packs, no need to return the pack back to them. My point still quite right.
These packs means extra trash to be recycled, which is pointless.
Rather than creating trash, which of course recyclable, why not just fully utilize our fruits and vegetables?
Ordinary juicer already done this. All part of fruit is processed, except maybe the peel, and the waste are organic.
When life gives you lemons, don't buy a juicero
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them with your freaking hands
When life gives you lemons, contemplate your life and ask, Why do I watch anime? foken weeb.
TheBlueHairedPear fucking*
Goomjob so tru
Your profile picture is Chiaki Nanami and now I want to die because I just re-watched Despair arc episode 10 this morning so seeing the picture right now tore my heart to shreds
“Your juice is ready when all of the noises stop…”
WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT!?
also “in a few moments, juice will start flowing”
I think im the first guy who came from the doodley video that commented
You... you actually are. I'm proud to be the second then...
me 3
@@twohat. fourth
@@mylesXDD5th
me 6
(with french accent) Many pointless instructions later
Underrated.
Good one mate
*latel
Can you move it along? I’m all out of Time cards!
@@Unknown-us6xh no problem! Here I go…
Let's all take a moment to remember that Google invested $120 MILLION dollars into this pile of shit.
Excuse Me WHAT
I smell money laundering
I also smell a second tech crash like the one in 2000 if this continues.
My favorite weapon in the Apple vs Google argument
Apple has the common sense not to give independent concept-design con artists 120 fucking million
they may have invested 120 million and I'm not questioning how fucking dumb that is, but that's peanuts for Google
The google chef probably keeps that much in his wallet
When I first saw this advertisement I thought that it had to be some sort of Onion piece of satire. Nope, just ridiculous people being ridiculous in Silicone Valley
hi doodley!!!!! i love your new videos!!!!!!
their advertising should be:
"Wireless! but you still gotta push a button tho"
pyrrhichos and have a smartphone, and download an app, and make an account, and have WiFi and sign in, and get a code, and show the code to the machine, and wait for it to connect, and buy juice packs, and wait for them to ship, and put them in the machine, then you can finally press the button. A lot of ands
pyrrhichos just like my printer :) I give it an order to print but still has to climb the stairs to power it on :( then it forgets, then I go downstairs again to give another order, then I have to climb back to take my papers
i listened to this in patrick's voice
MutoreoCookie c o m m a s ?
MutoreoCookie buuuutttt if the juice is too old, the machine won't work.
IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE A FULL FUCKING GLASS AND IT NEEEDS WIFI
excatly wtf
why does it need wifi?
all it does is press juice
lol awn exactly
osama can you blow up their company?
what is a "full glass"? A "glass" isn't a standard unit of measurement. They come in unlimited shapes and sizes.
pov you are searching up my old videos
Nooo….😶👀
we've been caught!
YOU KNEW WE'D COME HERE AFTER THE Q&A 😭
Yo hey doodley!
I AM
I guess that’s one way to overcomplicate a simple task.
What if EA made juice
You have to pay 59.99$ to have that question answered
Want to drink juice? Yes=[A]=[429.99] or No=[B]=[849.99].
It wouldn't work and you would have to pay extra to get different flavors
ea bad upvotes to the left
Lol
what the fuck is the point of the phone connectivitiy??
So it can make sure it is squeezing only Juicero products and not Capri Sun.
to "justify" a 400 dollar price tag for a pouch presser for rich hipsters.
Track you and send you ads
"Because why not?"
~The makers of this product
You can track your juices juicyness
The juicero project was almost like a social experiment live art piece or something as a parody of 21st century humanity.
It's an expensive machine that squeezes expesive hoity-toity juice and requires to be tethered to a wi fi connection through a smartphone app as DRM. Absolute madness.
juicer? this thing is an overpriced and overcomplicated package squeezer
early 1900's : By the year 2018 humans will have colonized planet mars.
2018: I made a WiFi juicer.
brian miller LOL
2017... Dont try to blame us 2018 people for that.
Yeah well in 2018 Billy herrington died and half of the fucking internet is too young to remember/know him. 2018 was a grim reminder of how literally 99,99% of the interwebs is populated by a bunch of normies who have no respect for important people.
brian miller if the wifi juice maker can pre made juice via wifi and not this
Dear everyone in the 90's,
Sorry.
It's funny that this machine literally needs one fucking button pushed...you even have to push it.. Yet the goddamn thing is Wi-Fi connected. WTF
don't forget having to register it and sign in and blah blah bullshit
dave091790 hello! I'd like to drink some juice but somebody stole my Internet and now I'm starting to turn into an unhealthy fuck. Thanks technology! you're making things seem more and more useless and over-complicated as the years go by while I'm dying over here.
It's so that they can implement DRM on juice.
So i can now be a "Juice pirate"?
Just like when im a videogame pirate breaking all the DRMs and stuff?
It's a scam to get access to your personal data.
Nothing like waiting 1 day for one glass of juice
$400 so a machine can squeeze juice out of a caprisun just as efficiently as I can with my own hands, noice 👌
Mistah Mew And needs wifi connetion for it....
eric Spencer that's what he AND she said.
Cant even squeeze a caprisun. The machine only works on juicero bags.
Now it's only missing an Apple logo, then it'll be a great innovative hit.
Super muffin thats not what he said but ok
Go to store
Buy bottle of juice
open bottle
drink juice
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING HARD?!?
Shake the juice before you open it dammit.
The Laughing Rabbit I mean bottled juice sucks tbh
But still
Go to store
Buy fruit
Stick fruit in juicer
Drink juice
(clean juicer)
But you have to connect your juice bottle to WiFi first!
'muricans
because you can rip of rich mothers who think this kind of stuff is healthy or good by doing dumb shit like this
I remember thinking $400 was a lot when this thing came out. Now you can't get a cart of groceries for $400 even if you skip the meat aisle.
Move or something damn. We can stack a cart full here and get it for under 300 if we use coupons.
@@connermckay4012 It's funny, I'm actually trying to move but it's out of the country lol. Groceries are much cheaper but that wasn't a reason for us moving.
This actually does sound like an idea Mr. Krabs would have.
KELP SMOOTHIES! FRESH SQUEEZED IN STORE! TEN DOLLARS PER SECOND OF PRESSURE APPLIED!
The app probably cost money too....
lalo valle it doesn't
Oh SHIT that changes everything!!!
lalo valle Thhhe appp doesnnt cohst stuppidd vastard rhead zome vooks pheaseant poor wo cant bhuy a guizher
^ can this guy spell
lalo valle gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8
"turn your phone sideways" *keeps phone vertical*
Yeah that was weird
Fuck I was low-key mad asf at that
うーん she controls gravity and just pointed sideways for a moment. Remember that time you fell for no reason?
duh because only vertical videos get tons of views ...
lots of views = YT $$$$$$
The thing is. QR codes are designed so that you can hold them whatever way you want and it'll still read so I really don't understand this at all.
"Capitalism breeds innovation."
The innovation:
When did that become a quote? It’s usually “necessity is the mother of innovation”.
Considering it was DoA, I think it only proved Capitalism's point. In a communist society, you would have no choice but to use the Juicero
@@user-nq9xe7np8zcommulism is when no freedom!!!!
Glad someone knows what they're talking about and isn't just all "capatlism bad grrr" clowns.@@user-nq9xe7np8z
There is no capitalism in america OP, we have a Neo-Liberal Mixed Market. Go home commie.
@@user-nq9xe7np8z Wrong. In a Communist society, *we* have to use *our* hands with real fruit.
Why is UA-cam bringing me back to this 6y later?
sounds like Planktons wife giving directions
edit: wow so many salty comments
Here before 1k likes
It...it doesn't. Not even a little bit, also, it's Karen, you uncultured swine.
i missed that
and that glass contains million of planktons
lol
That's not a fucking juicer that's a bag opener that connects to WiFi for what purpose exactly?
Nate fletcher Selling your data ? Or literally just to trick people into thinking that juicer is a "new technology"
so you buy the packets from them only
Okay, the actual reason, the 100% truth, straight from the mouth of the creator, the official description is.... The wifi is checking the date. The package has a code label printed on it, thats the experation date. If the date is passed, the machine won't juice....It will refuse you juice... these dates are only a week long... 10 dollars a bag...
Bruh
HyperChara Fuckin hell
This was peak smart device idocracy
We need a (physical) museum of tech industry failures, mainly focusing on shit like this that was going to be an obvious flop to anyone with any real insight into the average consumer. It'll be a good way to demonstrate the notion of "solutions in search of a problem" and just how disconnected from humanity most investors/tech bigwigs/elites/etc really are.
Oh and also pipe in some goofy music over the PA that encapsulates failure or mockery, like Mansion Basement from Resident Evil Director's Cut, Tower Knight from Demon's Souls PS3, or Music to Delight by Kevin MacLeod.
Meanwhile I have a NutriBullet that can make 5 drinks within the time to make one of these god forsaken juices
BitterYetSweet that shit is dope as fuck. i love my nutribullet
BitterYetSweet hell ya I got one too
i love how this comment chain is just people very enthused about a blender
plus it's a lot cheaper.
I mean, I don't have a nutribullet, but I'd take a 50 dollar juice maker over a 400 dollar juice maker any day
You in an alternate universe 400 dollar presser*
FTFY
is this a new meme
i hope so
TRRREENNNTTT REEEZZZNNOOOORRRRRR
Voluptuous Horse TRRRRREEEEENNNTTT REEEZZZZZNNNNNOORRRRRR
you are a old mime
Innocent meme I'm a mime. you got me
"So how useless do you want this device to be?"
"Yes"
Wi-Fi and the Cloud and QR codes? For a juicer? How is this not a comedy sketch?
So basically... You buy a packet of juice, then buy a $400 machine that takes more time opening the juice packet than it would take you to open it with your hands?
Yes.
Haha look at all the waste too! A juice packet per serving, a box that holds like 4 packets, and a box that holds all the boxes holding the packets
Tori Gibson trumpito has one for his viagra healthy juice
Fuck You Killary has one to shred E-mails.
Kim Jong Boom I don’t think you understand how email works
lol its a juicer but u can't use your own fruit tho
not only you can't use your own fruit
you can't use ANYTHING that is not a certified Juicero pack
Yea that shit sounds healthy and legitimate lol
All it does is make a hole in that pack...
Get this. You don't need the actual machine, you can just squeeze the juice out of the juice pack with your hands. Smh
FUCKING WATCH ME
I deadass thought this was satire but then i looked at the comments
And this, children, is what we call money laundering
This is beautifully pointless.
Hey I was a top comment, alright!
Who would win?
$400 juicer or $1 scissor
Or a squeeze
or a fork
How about a xl black boi.dildo for sexy slutz
The Dude Or a servant
The Dude $1
It's incredible that they didn't intend this project to fail while nothing about it said "it'll be useful".
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a group of people sat around together and honestly thought this was a good idea. Even as a cash grab this shit is hilariously bad.
imagine not putting in a tall enough glass and having to watch in helpless horror as this monster overflows your cup and spills juice onto your countertop
I just wanted you to know that 5 years later, this comment made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you
@@NLBusiness391same here funnily enough
I don't think it even puts out that much juice
@@NLBusiness391What I’m wondering is how this video being recommended to everyone half a decade after it was made.
I think horror is not a concept for you if you made the decision to seriously buy one of these
"This is so brilliant!" Said one person, aka the founder of juicero
And Google, apparently.
Merlot M and anyone who funded it
This honestly feels like a scam Mr. Krabs, or maybe Plankton would craft to make a Quick buck
Yuppies: shut up and take money
It's like a WiFi pet rock.
but it actually does something....
unlike a pet rock
That's insulting to the pet rock
the pet rock does nothing though, Yes it may be cheaper and far more affordable, but there's no point buying it, just like the juicer, the difference is price, and usefulness, Though I'd buy neither
the juicer is too expensive to justify, and I could make a wifi pet rock without using any money.
TheKHfan358over3d Hey, at least a pet rock is good company.
It exists
does a fucking juicer really need a camera and wifi
fdgs cvdsg why not ? thats called innovation jajajhaha ohhh also an acount and a pasword :v
+capt ain cool u r funky,, wild and cool i look ur mesh of jaja and haha . keep being you
Roisin Thank you :D (check in the no kill list)
Juicer DRM
Honestly this thing works better as a conversation piece than an actual juicer
In the future we will need to make an account to drink water
* Five years later * FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!
I'd just like to know why you need to download an app on your phone and connect the thing to a WiFi network just for a god damn glass of juice
Night Terror i will give 1 dollar for the motor inside
For a single stupid reason
They will not allow you to put juicebags that are
- Expired
- From another user
- From ANOTHER COMPANY THAT IS NOT JUICERO
So yeah, an useless $400 machine (that was actually $700 before)
And even tap a password and put the fucking juicero bag inside
For entertainment LOL
Capitalism
So this machine just takes a bag of juice and pours it for 400 dollars... sounds reasonable
Simeon Jackson A guy actually cut open the pouch and the inside is some mashed fruit stuff. Still, you could finish the juicing process by punching or pressing the pouch with your own 2 hands.
Juice that expires in two weeks.
Why does it need a Wi-Fi connection?
Yesman Sam Because millennials will buy everything that has WiFi in it, calling it "hip" or "cutting edge"
this is the 400 dollar juicer equivalent of padding an essay to the word limit while only having 3 sentences
Thoroughly convinced money laundering was involved
For $2, I can walk to the store that's on the other side of the road, grab a bottle of Ocean Spray, buy it, walk back home, open it, pour me a tall glass, and drink it before this monstrosity finishes prepping.
RaeLogan
That's so 2017...
But does your Ocean Spray have WiFi and Bluetooth capabilities? Didn’t think so.
why the fuck does a juicer nid wifi and bluetooth xD
That's not real fruit. That's just sugar water. Enjoy your sugar water with no wifi capabilities.
Periwinkle that's what he said....
Imagine explaining this to the person that invented internet
dogtre his name is tim berners lee and he still lives. we can show this to him.
Sabie Aldover ya like breaking hearts, don't ya?
the guy who invented the internet is still alive?
damn I could now explain this stupidity on the internet. and ask him what he'd do.
But it's not just the internet, it's actually the web, or the part most people use.
They would be spewing.
I would just order juice and drink it straight from the bag
THIS HAS TO BE FOR MONEY LAUNDERING
Actually the story behind this product is really interesting. The guy who made it was a nutcase who sourced raw untreated water for the juice pouches. The whole machine process is there to check and make sure the juice hasn't gotten old and contaminated enough to kill you yet.
So this is officially a meme now?
I'm okay with that.
Mr. Meme wtf is that profile pic lol
Mr. Meme it won't last long if normies begin to strike
shoopdahoop22 it's uncle grandpa 😂
A meme?
More like a way to get more views.
At first I thought "It can't be that bad" but after watching that, I seriously don't understand the point of any part of that product
It's to feed creators wife and children. Imagine the profit margin on these things
Yeah. And the REAL kicker of this thing's stupidity is that you have to buy PACKS to get some juice instead of justing using fruit. I can find a 5$ juicer better than it in Walmart.
For people who want to feel fancy when juicing.
There isn't much of a profit margin on the juicer itself. Its made very "well" with high quality materials which are expensive to put together. The real money spinners are the juice bags. The machine is DRM locked so it'll only accept juice bags made from the company which are sold on a monthly subscription.
Its made to fleece corporate customers which is why they were offering refunds for to normal people.
Du de. Then why not just sell the bags and call them pre made hand squeezable juice bags. That would have been way better and I am sure there is a market for juice bags.
Not even a juicer, it's just a glorified bag presser.
Fully convinced this was money laundering
Do they make one for toothpaste?
sikantis61 it'd definitely be more useful!
sikantis61 lol you don't remember the press2paste
the press2paste was the best investment i ever made. And definitely not a waste of money at all.
No, you see that would add something to the world and we don't want that!
probably XD
Whats the wifi for?
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Come back to bed honey. I loooooooooove yooooooooooou!
LMAO that was hilarious! 😂
It's for the machine to check the QR codes on the ingredient packages. If the package is even a day over its expiration date, it won't juice it.
Paul Gonzalez-Becerra to steal your information and sell it
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT MORE JUICES
Fulvic error: not enough fruits for juices
Why is this video actually satisfying? 😂
it's not even a juicer it's just a juice dispenser 😂