Experimenting on people using Noita
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- Опубліковано 14 бер 2024
- There is absolutley no reason why it took me this long to put out this video, its been done for weeks...
I have also learned I should not eat the mic while recording, so that's good to know... for the future that is
Music: Poldoore, Maduk - Transformations chll.to/c4b7cb24
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As your faithful test subject number 2, my conclusion is ✨women✨
What??? Noooo
FELLOW LEBIAB DETECTED?????
G-gggirrrlllsss????? Am I right???
I once had a run where I got perk lottery, fire immunity and explosion immunity in the first holy mountain. After 30 seconds in 2nd biome I found a chest with a wand that had always cast nukes on it and I thought that it was the luckiest run I would ever have.
After shooting the nuke couple of times and marveling how everything just disappeared, a big chunk of rock fell on me from above and killed me.
i found a always cast circle of vigor energy ball wand in the mines once. Suffice it to say, i died 30 seconds later to idontevenrememberwhat. Still, i have to admit, Noita is the greatest game ever created. I hate it.
Is no one talking about how homie knows not one, but two ladies nerdy enough to try this game? I'm in awe.
unfortunately, women are less immune to the "try this game" manipulation tactic.
I think you just need to meet more people, because alongside myself, most of my friends are nerdy ladies who would try noita :3
Not gonna lie, when I first heard of Noita years back, I also thought it sucked and wondered how the F could people even enjoy the masochistic experience that stems from an unfair game where you die 90% of the time from things outside of your control.
But now I understand that you actually have more control than you realise, and the fun comes from the exploration aspect of the game. Experimenting, learning, discovering everything, from the common layouts to the enemies' behaviour, to what spells actually do and how to get advantage of them, to hidden secrets, to lore... It's a deadly toy-box I can't wait to play with, to sate my curiosity, because every time I fuck around and die, I also find out something new. And it boggles my mind that TO THIS DAY there are still things in the game that the whole community together has been trying to crack open for YEARS and still haven't been solved, it's so damn fun.
I couldn't have said it better myself
It's kinda crazy that the game can be seen as somewhat easy as long as u know pretty intricate things that would take forever to understand if you hadn't watched a youtube video.
i cant even explain how the cauldron makes me feel... WHATS THE POINT OF THE CAULDRON.....
i hope people figure it out soon cause the curiosity is eating me from the inside
Nah she was onto something there, Noita should add a slide for slopes, imagine all the new gamebreaking magic we could come up with
If you give yourself an oil stain you 100% will slide on slopes
There is an unclear reason why Noita is my favourite game of all time, but i think you did a good job explaining that even with so little experience in it :D
My favorite bit of advice for new players, remember that every pixel is simulated and filled with the desire to end your life, the game does not fight fair so neither should you. In order to get your first "win" (no spoilers ofc) you have to fight back in the same dirty way the game fights, abuse mechanics you figure out, try to cheese any and every single enemy, use liquids to your advantage, the terrain. Just remember that no matter how strong you are, it only takes 1 pixel to change that and force you to restart again. I had a 4 hour long run doing one of the secrets and i died to, i shit you not, a single pixel of polymorph turning my into a sheep as an enemy shot me in the same exact moment, we in the community call this nearly entirely unavoidable death getting "Noita'ed" and its a repeatable canon event
best part is, its entirely possible to be immune to literally all damage through enough stainless armor, but a small pink pixel still got enough power to wipe the floor with our polymorphed body
This content is way too good to be from a channel with just a couple hundred subs. This is some phenomenal stuff, keep it up :)
Thank you!
Ive played every roguelike from slay the spire to deadcells to crab champions. Noita is the only roguelike to ever break me and push me to the limits of my gaming skill, after a few hundred hours i can confirm that "it sucks and you should buy it" it will be your best nightmare and your favorite form of suffering, idk how but the game is simultaniously the most frustrating AND enjoyable experience ive ever got out of a game, the frustration just somehow works in the games favor, it feels like a challenge which ofc is a wonderfully effective psychology trick to get you to keep trying
The thing that keeps me coming back is the euphoria of that God run. It's not some piss baby God run like in other Roguelikes, where you can still likely die with a lack of luck or a mishap.
Risk of Rain? Still can get one shot.
Slay the Spire? Could draw poor, or otherwise encounter something that invalidates your current style.
Dead Cells? It's fairly low power as it is, and sometimes shit just goes wrong.
But Noita? That God run is pure absurdity. In a game where you start with 100 HP, 300 *million* of it should feel like a modding fantasy, a fantasy. That ten billion damage wand idea should feel so implausible to get everything together for that you just never will in any reasonable amount of time. The final boss feels like the stuff of legends.
But that first time you hit a God run in stride, everything just clicks. And it's only uphill from there. It feels so earner to claw your way from the Mines into the true true endgame quests, murdering bosses and flying around the map at lightning speeds. There really and genuinely is nothing quite like it.
this feels like a video from a 500K sub channel, keep it up!
Thank you!
I'm unsure how your video ended up in my recommended but I enjoyed it! The first minute and a half of your video had me hooked, I finished the whole thing and I'll give this game a shot!
Thank you! 100% give it a shot, you'll love it and hate it at the same time
i saw 1 youtube short of noita where @piratesoftware was playing and says "all projectiles are now nukes." shoots across the screen and dies to a massive explosion and i instantly knew i needed this game.
I couldn't think of a more classic noita scenario
One must imagine the Noita happy
This game is the embodiment of the phrase "Thanks, I hate it" for me
When I realized there was so much to discover in Noita, I wanted to hand-draw the whole map as I discovered the secrets of the game. I never did that because I have everything in my memory, but it would be an amazing experience to do after you realize you have the keys to everything in Noita. Highly recommend, I talked about this stuff with some people in the discord and others have done it, it's cool
great production quality, I love to watch people just learning about the Noita iceberg lol :3
I have 40 hours in the game and killed myself with a shiny rock that electrified the metal next to me and detonated a bomb. 10/10 shocking experience
Noita is the only game where i can spend 6-7 hours in a single run, die to my own summon while polymorphed into a mimic chest and still be proud of myself
Yeah, that easter egg they stumbled upon...
Not an easter egg, I think it leads to one of the quests.
Oh interesting I didn't know that
@@Liamrups Naw, he wrong. That tablet is actually just a troll. The text on the tablet reads "The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods." The Noita devs outright knew people would go up into that little chute of water, see that, and die because they wouldn't be able to get out without drowning LOL
Now there are a ton of secrets in Noita, and one piece of friendly advice from a long time player? Don't feel bad about reading the wiki, looking at maps, or watching guide videos. Noita was DESIGNED with crowdsourcing from the community to find and figure out it's secrets and those secrets are so well designed that not one but TWO secrets, up to this day are still unsolved. We haven't figured them out. And there's just a ton of information in the game that isn't even hinted at, so without reading or watching content of the game, there's a very high likelihood that you'll never know about it.
Normally I try to avoid spoilers from games, but Noita is literally, just built different.
This game simultaneously lets you live a power fantasy while also tearing you back down to earth when you become complacent for more then 5 seconds. I hate it ♡.
Me with my homing luminous drill, blissfully unaware of the ENTIRE FUCKING EARTH THAT I AM STANDING ON
Ah yes, a bullshit death aka getting Noita'd xD
Awesome production quality! Here at 1.01k subscribers!
Thank you!
I normally dislike hard games but I love Noita. I have died a lot but never felt it was frustrating. If it was introduced to me as a 'super hard game where everything is out to kill you' I probably wouldn't have picked it up. But I heard of it as a 'wand building game with pixel physics' and now it's become one of my favorite games of all time.
It really does seem like it was built to be the perfect procrastination game. You pop in and instantly get to action, you reach temples pretty quickly for easy places to stop, and save and quit just puts you right back on your desktop. Its constantly calling to me while I'm doing work on the PC 😂
Exactly! As someone studying for finals and working on a new video, I constantly find myself coming back to it!
My new favorite genre is "new to newish Noita players confused abt the game until they die" 😂
now lets see them lose a 12 hour god run and see if they have the same reaction lol
A big wall made to make new player get frustrated W A N D
love this game. spent like a solid 100+ hours trying to figure things out on my own before i ever started looking up spoilers, had a lengthy notepad file with notes and details and alchemical reactions and properties of materials. one of the few times as an adult i got to relive that childlike wonder of 'what's gonna happen next?' or 'whoa what's in here...?'
I'm still not out of the "just trying to get through the mountain" phase haha
@@Liamrups my advice? have fun and experiment as much as possible more than worrying about winning. i started doing godly runs that lasted like 10 hours but i found i was doing such boring and safe play and wands i was starting to fall out of love with the game. then i made a wand that shoots a chasing projectile that explodes every frame and killed myself and remembered how much fun it was
ah, the game where exploiting the mechanics is the intended way to play
I am your 1000 subscriber, man!
Thank you!
wonderful video, and if you plan on continuing playing and learning about noita, good luck
Oh I'm gonna keep playing, not sure how much I'll learn lmao. Thanks for the comment!
If I had a penny for every small channel that I genuinely like that I found through a noita video that has less than 2k views, I'd have two pennies. No idea why it happened twice, but hey, free pennies
I got my friend into it...hes now played almost 100 hours. I thouroughly enjoy watching his runs in discord screenshare.
Right now im both ecstatic about when the new noita content drops, but horrified as I realize that my 100% completion of the game will have to be revisited :')
100% completion??? I cant even imagine lmao
@@Liamrups took over 300 hours...
It’s funny how we all cares about right pronounce of game
This game has some of the most complex and powerful mechanics I've ever seen and that's why I like it so much. The game is unfair to you, but if you have the knowledge, you can be equally unfair to it
why do people love/hate noita ?
its deterministic
I think the hate is just an exaggeration, its honestly just a fun game I was just playing it up
It's a game for masochists. It's basically about playing until you get unlucky enough to get one shot
Truly
If you didn't know about the rest of the game until this video, you have a lot of fun and pain ahead. Knowing what else the game has in store for you completely restructures how you think about what you know so far. Good luck and don't have skill issue 🙏
Do you know that in Steam you can access the beta branch of the game with a whole new area and two new bosses? (+ some more alcemical reactions)
I do now, I should check that out!
@@Liamrupsnow it's even more stuff
"...die, and boy is it so (mute) fun" I have same experience. I have done long godruns but they get boring almost at the same time you know you will get it. I like more of doing faster runs and dying to silly stuff and doing it again. I genuinely haven't gotten frustrated even when 8 hour run ends in polymorphine. It is just fun. And wand building is something.
Ive only recently gotten into wand making, it seems cool but i haven't quite hit the learning curve yet
This game is one of my favorites i finally moved to the crazy mods after getting alright at the game'
You ever somehow know that a girl is cute just by listening to her voice?
1:00 hamis is not evil he was just scared :(
2:17 really like the silence there from you
I gave her the most unapproving stare lmao
Why is it always the canisters in the Hiisi Base that get ppl 😂 istg its a canon event to die to one the first time you get there
Propane tank explosions do more damage than nuke explosions. Nukes are just more destructive to the environment. Propane tanks also release freezing gas. Propane tanks, acid, and lava are only less dangerous than polymorphine.
They MOVE and you don't expect it
10% is very generous, closer to .5%
Yeahhh... I definitely overestimated
This game is deeper than you think and its truly magical. I played it 1.2k hours and im far to be done to stop playing it evan 40 hour run got riped by polymorphin.
talking about making others endure the gauntlet that is getting to know this game, may i interest you in: noita together (arena, together, or nemesis, all are dumb and incredibly fun)
I'll check those out!
damn i watched the whole video and then went to like it and it only had 24 likes
i fully thought you were way bigger
Hahaha thank you!
You just opened a pandora's box with making people see that you played the game and have questions. The community WILL SEE EVERY SINGLE NOITA VIDEO. And they WILL HAVE THINGS TO SAY.
Oh trust me I welcome it haha
The game doesn't suck. We're just all bad at it.
Except DunkOrSlam. He's pretty good at this.
(good video! I love this game. But this game hates me.)
Thank you!
no nukes were fired in this video. ☹
:(
As I like to say, and I dont know how true it is, most people who beat the game have only seen like 10% of it. That map? that isnt even everything there is. There is MORE
Bro so delusonial he thought he completed 10%
its happening, phd in noita is real
If it is a thing then I'm in the first year, first semester of my bachelor's
Pretty good video, small sample size though
Very true, my confidence interval is WIDE
wonderful video! should you decide to dive deeper, I should caution you that most of noita's secrets are very well hidden, and require deciphering... rather cryptic lore.
Thank you! Yea I figured it would be pretty cryptic based on those tablets you find around the mountain, it seems like this game has one of the biggest icebergs I've seen so far lmao
Noita is a game that gets more consistent the more you know about it. Until then, it's all trial by fire. One day you will get to experience Noita in its true form.
One day... In maybe 20 years lmao
@@Liamrups Fun fact, to this day, Noita still has two crucial puzzles within the game that have yet to be solved, and no one has yet ever legitimately gotten the true ending for the game.
I can't believe that oh my god
Edit: Nvm it's noita I can absolutely believe that
@@Liamrups The true ending relies on either those puzzles or godlike RNG, as it requires something which is seemingly only a 1 in a billion chance from something as rare as a great chest.
you must subscribe to this man
Maybe they both were feeling suicidal, and the game simply provided a way for them to fulfill this fantasy?
Lmao I sure hope not but this game definitely makes you hate everything
I just beat the game with the bad ending last week
There are good and bad endings???
@@Liamrups This is a MAJOR spoiler, please beware --
Yeah this is kind of a hard thing to find but if you get the salt, and kill or spare kolmi, go up all the way to the surface either by the tower or by a blackhole wand or the like, and go to the mountain where the altar, tablet and orb are, and then press E, you will get the midas ending where you don't die. Basically, the whole world turns to gold and you get "Infinite" Gold by swimming in it. Also you need 11 orbs EXACTLY (iirc)
@@LiamrupsAnd everything in between. I've only gotten the one where the world turns into gold including you, and the one where you don't turn into gold, but the world turns into toxic gold which kills you. I hear there are ones where you remake the sun and live in peace with everyone and stuff.
You do not even realize how much this game sacks. 15hour run ends in 1sec cause you didn't see that one little blip of poly on the floor :D But I love this game.
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If you're eastern European, Noita is like coming home. Always brutal but through the struggle you see the true beauty. Americans cannot relate
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naaah, noita does not suck - (your own) stupidity sucks! Noita is a game of learning, wisdom is key... and i feel the deaths in noita are the most fun i've experienced. So, keep on trying, learn wand-tinkering, potion-mixing, maybe you'll get to see Kolmi, just to find out you've only completed the 'tutorial'... good luck!
I’ve got about 200 hours in this game and I’ve done so little, that it feels like I’ve barely browsed the store page.
I think I’ve heard of it before.
That’s about how much I’ve played in relation to what’s left to do.
Lmao I've got maybe 50, I think the name rings a bell?
@@Liamrups I wish it was easier to explain how deep this rabbit hole goes. Nobody has even made it to the bottom yet and it’s been years. Plus, now the game is getting updated again. It’s ridiculous lol.
Your video somehow ended up in my recommended, and for such a small channel this video is really well made. As someone who only beat the "final" boss after 37 hours, I can confirm Noita sucks, but is a good game. 👍
Thank you! It's horrible but it's incredible at the same time
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